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КОМЕНТАРІ • 236

  • @porcelainpanelpro
    @porcelainpanelpro Рік тому +12

    The Hoobastank bit makes a perfect ending to an absolutely off the wall monologue. Been loving his stuff since 2004. Great genius.

  • @Elzilcho87
    @Elzilcho87 7 років тому +107

    He even went the extra mile and wore the pink panties and frilly socks. For this he's earned my respect.

    • @annebennett4101
      @annebennett4101 9 місяців тому

      He fully deserves your respect, no doubt, but that's not the extra mile, when you're Annie that's the uniform.

  • @RG-dj6yv
    @RG-dj6yv 3 роки тому +33

    Zach... you are my favorite comedian of all times. Pure Genius! Thanks for the laughs. Please don't ever stop bringing the absurdity. You are therapy! You definitely brought the sun out with this performance. Cheers!

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened 7 років тому +65

    Still to this day, it's one masterpiece.

  • @dudeitssog6148
    @dudeitssog6148 2 роки тому +12

    Ever since seeing this when it aired I have never forgotten it. There will never be another kind of monologue like this

  • @callanrose6127
    @callanrose6127 10 років тому +123

    Best monologue ever.

  • @Womenmatter2009
    @Womenmatter2009 3 роки тому +23

    I love how he flashes his knickers.

    • @crunchTwist
      @crunchTwist 9 місяців тому

      He didn't only flash the knickers, the audience was made up of all different races....

  • @sushmitadey9779
    @sushmitadey9779 6 років тому +20

    I was very sad today but u made me smile Zach. Ur special n I like u a lot. Keep doing what you do.

  • @dolokpurba
    @dolokpurba 8 років тому +205

    He always has the best opening monologue. Zach & Melissa McCarthy are the best SNL hosts.

    • @Simon-cc9ob
      @Simon-cc9ob 7 років тому +7

      but what about norm

    • @nickturmes1715
      @nickturmes1715 3 роки тому +1

      I think you spelled Tom Hanks and Steve Martin incorrectly.

    • @valtia
      @valtia 2 роки тому

      I’m so

    • @RH-ib7bg
      @RH-ib7bg 2 роки тому

      I literally was getting ready to leave a comment exactly what you said and there it was already done for me.

    • @r3hcook
      @r3hcook Рік тому

      I feel EXACTLY the same way!! They are both wonderful comics that give it their all!

  • @someonesomewhere6633
    @someonesomewhere6633 10 років тому +42

    I'm so proud of him!
    Love and admiration from Greece!

  • @brianc939
    @brianc939 3 роки тому +14

    Zack is pure talent. A great guy also. I just love this guy

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 11 років тому +71

    Oh man... He had to write that monologue! It screams Zach's style.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, and you can see his professionalism as a standup in that he never put it on cue cards. He did it old school.

    • @auto1640
      @auto1640 Рік тому +1

      That “ASK” joke was hilarious

  • @heatherwhiting9273
    @heatherwhiting9273 3 роки тому +22

    I love how very few people get the joke about what is grandmother’s last words were 😆

    • @2Als1pod
      @2Als1pod Рік тому +5

      Everyone got it, Sparky

  • @k4pn5l4pnh035
    @k4pn5l4pnh035 11 років тому +105

    I swear this man is the funniest guy on this f****** planet

  • @BobJoeman
    @BobJoeman Рік тому +11

    That grandma joke is the epitome of comedic restraint.

  • @davinanderson2003
    @davinanderson2003 2 роки тому +12

    Pure comedic genius

  • @missundies
    @missundies 5 років тому +50

    If it wasn't for Zack I would've forgotten about hoobastank.

    • @ellobo7627
      @ellobo7627 3 роки тому

      What a bad name for a band 😂

  • @richardpizzario3627
    @richardpizzario3627 4 роки тому +16

    Can we appreciate that his back is a perfectly straight line.

  • @stexdo
    @stexdo 11 років тому +16

    one of my favorite monologues!!

  • @phil-ys3cf
    @phil-ys3cf 3 роки тому +5

    5:28 when i first watched this it made me cry so hard, lol. i don't even know, i don't cry easily but this made me so emotional even though this is just a comedy bit

  • @RITUVLOGSTODAY
    @RITUVLOGSTODAY 5 років тому +24

    he is what i go to when the world hurts me.

  • @morgaffi
    @morgaffi Рік тому +4

    What the hell did I just watch? Whatever it was, I watched it 4 times and laughed harder every time. No matter where you pause it during the Annie bit his face is twistedly hilarious!

  • @punkbastid973
    @punkbastid973 2 роки тому +9

    I can't remember laughing so hard during a SNL monologue.

  • @dansocha401
    @dansocha401 2 роки тому +6

    The Queens cargo shorts guy is really good.

  • @hechanova07
    @hechanova07 8 років тому +19

    The lipsyncing part was pure genius.

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 3 роки тому +8

    I’ve watched this video so many times over the past few years but those pink undies get me every time! 🤣

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 7 років тому +24

    "Stop stealing my tomatoes!" his face 😁😁😁😆😆😆

  • @4ctmam
    @4ctmam 3 роки тому +9

    "Norh Ikea"
    It feels like the audience didn't even notice that one.

  • @Abc-wp6mp
    @Abc-wp6mp 2 роки тому +3

    I love this man unconditionally :D

  • @bill-fk7tl
    @bill-fk7tl 11 місяців тому +2

    At least he’s creative enough to do his own monologue
    Now the cast has to help them get through it

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian 6 років тому +2

    I love you Zack. Honestly.

  • @BFKAnthony817
    @BFKAnthony817 11 років тому +145

    He had to touch those legs lol.

    • @armando_alves
      @armando_alves 6 років тому +9

      Won't be long until he's accused of sexual harassment for doing that. It's 2018 afterall...

    • @chloerines
      @chloerines 5 років тому +1

      staged n planned? no?

    • @atem4652
      @atem4652 5 років тому +10

      It's his wife

    • @chloerines
      @chloerines 5 років тому +1

      Yami Yugi that explains why

    • @suedereale8885
      @suedereale8885 4 роки тому +1

      yes and then smell the hand afterwards when he got on stage!

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 6 місяців тому

    Definitely one of the funniest and best monologues I've ever seen on SNL.

  • @andrewwoody9375
    @andrewwoody9375 2 роки тому +3

    What the fuck. Why isn't this so much more appreciated? Brilliant is so understated.

  • @dv9096
    @dv9096 6 років тому +11

    As much as I like Zach and admire his comedy, I also feel bad for him. Because, I don't think people would ever take him seriously even in the times, he is legit serious about stuf!

  • @nickj116
    @nickj116 11 років тому +18

    This is amazing.

  • @dee_deer
    @dee_deer 8 років тому +14

    this is the best lip sync i've ever watched

    • @Shadow1995me
      @Shadow1995me 8 років тому +1

      I love that he is actually quietly singing along in some parts though, so cute!

  • @papertoyss
    @papertoyss 10 місяців тому

    Great sense of humour!
    ...and a beautiful singing voice ; )

  • @AnthonyGrantPressRelease
    @AnthonyGrantPressRelease 6 років тому +6

    I need some assurance that he didn't swallow the confetti.

  • @orawal
    @orawal 10 років тому +4

    BRILLIANT OPENING! Awesomeness

  • @sundayodunuga2022
    @sundayodunuga2022 Рік тому +1

    Zach is so funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @Damian_702
    @Damian_702 3 роки тому +3

    Ahh so that's why it cuts off halfway through his monologue on hulu lol The Annie song must've not got cleared for streaming 😆

  • @i.b.818
    @i.b.818 7 років тому +2

    Best thing I've ever seen.

  • @FlashMeterRed
    @FlashMeterRed 10 років тому +4

    1:00 missed the end of lee mack's punchline

  • @Andrew-fv4sj
    @Andrew-fv4sj 3 роки тому +2

    What a fucking genius

  • @AddeBieber
    @AddeBieber 7 років тому +1

    the dad shoes are just amazing

  • @Tresfres
    @Tresfres 8 років тому +9

    he is f ing adorable

  • @armkidmustang
    @armkidmustang Рік тому +1

    The moment he revealed the legalized marijuana thing when this premiered I was in high school and I clapped along and my mom looks at me, Zach Galifianakis busted me that night

  • @elizaanderson3302
    @elizaanderson3302 9 років тому +14

    hotcakes ≠ coldveggies

  • @pixiejenkins
    @pixiejenkins 3 роки тому +1

    He’s so adorable…..

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad 9 років тому +16

    that guy behind on the left has always looked like busta rhymes to me

    • @draggindrugin
      @draggindrugin 9 років тому +1

      FINALLY! someone. not just me.
      cos its been bothering me for so long

  • @david4134
    @david4134 9 років тому +4

    funniest guy

  • @earthwatcher2012
    @earthwatcher2012 11 років тому +1

    Love him

  • @hannahporter3272
    @hannahporter3272 4 роки тому +1

    still one of the best

  • @gregoryambres1897
    @gregoryambres1897 3 роки тому +2

    Zach is my paterfamilias. I adore my Greek man.

  • @sheydoll
    @sheydoll 2 роки тому

    The best!!

  • @suzanchristiaanse8972
    @suzanchristiaanse8972 2 роки тому

    The glitter at the end 🎉

  • @ramdandoel
    @ramdandoel 9 років тому +4

    LOL!!! This one is pretty good!!

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 Рік тому

    Zack and Bill Burr are the only comedians who make me laugh out loud.

  • @rockuma25
    @rockuma25 11 років тому +1

    ザック大好き!面白いし!lol

  • @xradical89x
    @xradical89x 3 роки тому +2

    lol this hilarious

  • @shenenehhudson289
    @shenenehhudson289 11 років тому +1

    Lol I LOVE SNL IT ALWAYS MAKES MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

  • @uba2
    @uba2 3 роки тому +1

    shades of Andy Kaufman at the end

  • @alihosseinsarvari9246
    @alihosseinsarvari9246 9 років тому +1

    i am love Zach,he is very beautiful man.

  • @padfoot6615
    @padfoot6615 2 роки тому

    Asked body spray 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 2 роки тому +2

    Ask body spray , don't axe

  • @underscorejojo
    @underscorejojo 4 місяці тому

    Black bass player is my favorite SNL character

  • @arbasali3476
    @arbasali3476 6 років тому +1

    WHY SO UNDERRATED FFS

  • @mikno78
    @mikno78 10 років тому +1

    Top 3 !!!

  • @donfunk6613
    @donfunk6613 5 місяців тому

    I had to give him a thumbs up, 👍

  • @joshuapeterson3461
    @joshuapeterson3461 4 роки тому +2

    I wore a red dress once, I was the classiest prettiest gurl at the party lol

  • @nicolegeorge3704
    @nicolegeorge3704 Рік тому

    What are those cargo shorts? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 роки тому

    Genius.

  • @nkmarks
    @nkmarks 5 років тому +3

    Γεια σου ρε Ζαχαρία, είσαι φοβερός κωμικός!
    Greetings from Greece .......

  • @whiteplumtree
    @whiteplumtree 11 років тому

    i love zach ;D

  • @ImranKhan-vl1di
    @ImranKhan-vl1di 11 років тому

    He said Hoobostank in a mocking manner. F this I LOVE HOOBASTANK!

  • @gardenlover9663
    @gardenlover9663 3 роки тому +1

    I have to admit; I was a teacher, and it drove me crazy when students pronounced "ask" as "axe". But there was no way I was going to correct anyone. First, it would have been disrespectful. Second, if I did, I would have to say, "Just say ass, and add a k-sound at the end." You cannot say that to fourth-graders.

    • @Saptadin
      @Saptadin 2 роки тому

      Gblk wkwk, makanya banyak kosakata

  • @orisj1
    @orisj1 8 місяців тому

    Laughing Out Loud. Literally.

  • @stephaniecollins6052
    @stephaniecollins6052 2 роки тому +1

    I came here looking for the axe joke

  • @perkyporkpie
    @perkyporkpie 11 років тому

    That was brilliant

  • @gabb05
    @gabb05 10 років тому +2

    touches legs... and than creepily smells his hand after :o

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Рік тому

    “Whudda those cahgo showts?”

  • @cesarisam
    @cesarisam 10 років тому +26

    I honestly didn't understand the Axe joke, i'm not from USA,maybe for that reason.

    • @orawal
      @orawal 10 років тому +37

      black people are stereotyped to pronounce Ask as Aks (Axe)

    • @J_Cinematics
      @J_Cinematics 8 років тому +7

      I didn't get that joke either until I listened to a Kendrick Lamar album, I understand now.

    • @Sfca49
      @Sfca49 7 років тому +1

      Blacks says aks instead of ask.

    • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
      @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 6 років тому

      some white australians do too, usually 'bogans' or 'surfer bro' types, like my brother and his friends.

    • @jasongoodacre
      @jasongoodacre 6 років тому +1

      I got the joke too. I'm in Australia and hate it when uneducated people say axe instead of ask.

  • @jijovj89
    @jijovj89 11 років тому

    Salute. A legend after rowan :)

  • @soards6
    @soards6 10 років тому +2

    would anyone be kind enough to explain to me what the axe body spray joke was about...cuz i have no clue...thanks

    • @YRWB98
      @YRWB98 10 років тому +2

      Black people normally say axe instead of ask so he's saying it's the opposite way around when they say axe.

  • @THEoriginalJOKES
    @THEoriginalJOKES 11 років тому

    Hi Saturday Night Live. Can you please make Andy Samburg's digital short playlist available to the United States of America? I have tried on multiple computers and it tells me that they aren't available in my country. All of these computers are not only registered to America, but are also being used IN America. Please and thank you!!

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 роки тому

    "Hoobastank is here! No? Not again?"

  • @robbiecarlisle2789
    @robbiecarlisle2789 3 роки тому +1

    Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @anielaorozco5449
    @anielaorozco5449 4 роки тому

    best monologe!

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 2 роки тому +1

    Zack was a great clown on Baskets , louie was great as his Mom . Fearless comedians

  • @elsheezy_k
    @elsheezy_k 5 років тому +1

    I am pretty sure that this was the best opening snl soundtrack ever

  • @soraksr5574
    @soraksr5574 5 місяців тому

    Zack should have been in the five time club already

  • @putrikaysee1744
    @putrikaysee1744 10 років тому

    Gold

  • @gautamkwatra3546
    @gautamkwatra3546 3 роки тому

    This videos is powerful- a guy from India

  • @NickMademlis49
    @NickMademlis49 9 років тому +2

    can someone explain the joke at 2:08 please?

    • @aetheriality
      @aetheriality 9 років тому +1

      +Nick Mademlis youre not racist

    • @NickMademlis49
      @NickMademlis49 9 років тому

      aetheriality i'm dying want to understand the joke

    • @StatusQuonald
      @StatusQuonald 9 років тому +1

      +Nick Mademlis The Axe joke? Try being a little more racist.

    • @NickMademlis49
      @NickMademlis49 9 років тому

      nickger1111 I have no idea why they would pronounce it like that but thanks

    • @aetheriality
      @aetheriality 9 років тому

      Nick Mademlis some african americans are
      lowly educated

  • @Straight90s
    @Straight90s Рік тому +1

    Next time Zach hosts they need to actually have hoobastank

  • @ElenaMaryL
    @ElenaMaryL 11 років тому +1

    I don't get the ask/axe joke!Can someone explain please?

    • @yuezhao9064
      @yuezhao9064 11 років тому +2

      black people say ask 'axe', so when they say axe body spray, it should be ask

    • @nkmarks
      @nkmarks 5 років тому +1

      @@yuezhao9064 Still don't exactly get it, got confused ... :-)

  • @galaxophone
    @galaxophone Рік тому

    I managed to go this whole video without laughing until this mfer said Hoobastank is here lololol😂😂😂

  • @ShaneShane813
    @ShaneShane813 3 роки тому

    That was Iyight !

  • @redhead471
    @redhead471 11 років тому +3

    those of us who get him are slightly not right and wouldn't have it any other way... he's pretty genius