Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Regan - Full Special

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  • @stevesingkofer8879
    @stevesingkofer8879 3 роки тому +998

    What I absolutely loved was the fact that a 60+ year old man was rocking a place filled with college-aged kids. It took him a minute to get started, but once he had the crowd, he had them for the rest of the gig. Perfection! Congratulations, Glarbsttentenford!

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 2 роки тому +13

      LoL

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 роки тому +27

      I’m impressed you remembered Glarb’s whole name🤣😁👍

    • @doaver2.125
      @doaver2.125 2 роки тому +28

      Sometime I feel like I should be offended being that I am 61 years old. What are you saying, we're too old to be funny? What, people 60 and over not interested?
      Lol

    • @MDAdams72668
      @MDAdams72668 2 роки тому +22

      @@doaver2.125 LOL if you are over 50 and still worrying about what others as about you YOU have MISSED the ride

    • @queenjoss4417
      @queenjoss4417 2 роки тому +13

      Really impressive, it shows he has the natural talent for comedy.

  • @jessicaazzola6703
    @jessicaazzola6703 2 роки тому +159

    Dennis is one of absolute favorite comedians. He’s hilarious! 🤣

    • @markinnis8404
      @markinnis8404 4 місяці тому +1

      And his brother Brian Regan...f**king hilarious!!

  • @JoelB3
    @JoelB3 2 роки тому +84

    What a special!
    Incredible storytelling, jokes and delivery. This guy should absolutely be bigger than he is... as a name in comedy. Super entertaining and clever, combined with the persona and voice he has is the complete package..
    This is better than many many of the popular comics specials on the paid platforms.

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 4 роки тому +2126

    The comedians on dry bar are too good for Netflix.

    • @charleneblack2792
      @charleneblack2792 3 роки тому +178

      I didn't know they still made comedians who didn't need to use absolutely disgusting material or talk about race and politics. Dry Bar is a breath of fresh air.

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 роки тому +63

      @@charleneblack2792 Agree w / you ...the constant f-bombs from some comedy shows =a put off &unnecessary . This set was clever, well-paced , clean fun -[retail pricing, goofing on classes, Shakespeare]

    • @jaydenmatthews4656
      @jaydenmatthews4656 3 роки тому +50

      I haven't found one bad comedian from this channel

    • @jeevesgeech6836
      @jeevesgeech6836 3 роки тому +36

      @@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective, I love Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr however I understand why some may not like them I'm not saying clean cant be funny I'm just saying you can enjoy both or neither. I just don't like people who get offended at a joke whether its racist or not PC cause its just a joke that's the point

    • @Andyhoffman98
      @Andyhoffman98 3 роки тому +11

      @@charleneblack2792 comedy is subjective.

  • @AM-xe4iq
    @AM-xe4iq 5 років тому +647

    I was only going to watch like 5 minutes of this just to check him out. 38 min later, I’m 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sls288
    @sls288 2 місяці тому +18

    I love Dry Bar. At 71 im facing glaucoma, knee replacement and lumbar spinal implant. Its what keeps me going since I have no family, no support THIS is the only thing that makes me smile. These comedians are the best!

    • @starrystarrynight9822
      @starrystarrynight9822 Місяць тому +3

      How are you doing? I hope things are getting a little better like maybe you have had one of those surgeries and things are looking up a bit.

    • @melodytenisch6232
      @melodytenisch6232 25 днів тому +1

      I hope you're doing good. Best of luck on your health problems! There are lots of good folks around imo. Perhaps join a group or club? I've found good friends at the local library or even just shopping? It may depend what you're looking for or getting out of your comfort zone. Senior citizens center? Don't discount all your options. I'll be 70 next year, have some serious health problems though unlike yours, use a walker or canes, but I have a rich life (not financially) and wake up happy and feeling grateful for life. I wish the best for you! May many blessings come your way soon! Love and light. ❤ 😊 🌻⚘️⚘️⚘️

    • @melodytenisch6232
      @melodytenisch6232 25 днів тому

      ​@@starrystarrynight9822What a kind comment! Thank you. 😊

  • @robbie41090
    @robbie41090 4 роки тому +677

    Not only is he a phenomenal comedian, but I love the sound of his voice. He should do books on tape.

    • @stevenboxleitner4612
      @stevenboxleitner4612 2 роки тому +10

      I think he sounds like Garfield the Cat in the best possible way LOL

    • @Nellsbells79
      @Nellsbells79 2 роки тому +1

      Omg yes

    • @barrett5540
      @barrett5540 2 роки тому +3

      I totally agree with you.
      I love Glarb’s voice & his cadence. He’s so funny 😆

    • @magnificenttrash525
      @magnificenttrash525 2 роки тому +1

      @@stevenboxleitner4612 glad to know im not the only one

    • @stevenboxleitner4612
      @stevenboxleitner4612 2 роки тому

      @@magnificenttrash525 HAHAHA same XD

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 3 роки тому +260

    Awesome, clean, intelligent comedy.
    No Racial slurs, no foul language necessary.
    There's plenty of that nowadays.

    • @Itsrunzo
      @Itsrunzo 2 роки тому +3

      Where have you seen a comedian say a racial slur

    • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
      @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 2 роки тому

      @@Itsrunzo Tony Hinchcliffe, Michael Richards, most POC think nothing of screaming N-word, Whitey this & that. (Yea, I know, Whites aren't supposed to/allowed to be offended by slurring their Color)

    • @dsrsp
      @dsrsp 2 роки тому +8

      Why you people care so much about that in the US?

    • @godsepicgamer3825
      @godsepicgamer3825 Рік тому +4

      @@dsrsp because 1 lots of parents will turn it off if they hear that and 2 it gets super annoying and toxic fast

    • @themonge15
      @themonge15 Рік тому +4

      I love Eddie Griffin and I love The Regan brothers. They grew up different, so their language will be different. Many times they may say they the same thing. If it makes you genuinely laugh, I'm for it.

  • @oceanexploration
    @oceanexploration 3 роки тому +94

    Brian Regan is our favorite comedian for over a decade and with about as many live performances in person. How we didn't know about Dennis until this day is absolutely mind-blowing!

    • @swirlygirl4710
      @swirlygirl4710 Місяць тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing!! Could you imagine growing up in that household? 🤣

  • @spacemama
    @spacemama 4 роки тому +88

    "Sometimes I tamper." Never a more honest statement ever uttered.

  • @alisha73108
    @alisha73108 5 років тому +1639

    He needs a Netflix special...I laughed the entire time nonstop

    • @darlenetillie
      @darlenetillie 5 років тому +29

      Seriously..he does..super funny

    • @catc6050
      @catc6050 4 роки тому +9

      I agree!

    • @MrAlphaDale
      @MrAlphaDale 4 роки тому +22

      Failing out of kindergarden - Glarbstintonford - Netflix Special

    • @JUST-UK-JAY
      @JUST-UK-JAY 4 роки тому +5

      I'm drooling the entire time I look at the picture you have !

    • @thatsyaboi8185
      @thatsyaboi8185 4 роки тому +2

      He already has one... it’s called Garfield, cause he sounds like Garfield

  • @joeyd4364
    @joeyd4364 3 роки тому +733

    Both Dennis and Brian prove that they can be clean and hilarious.

    • @jaykaslo
      @jaykaslo 3 роки тому +28

      Are they brothers??

    • @jmzochsnrtr
      @jmzochsnrtr 3 роки тому +7

      I didn't know he had a brother in comedy

    • @molonlabe9602
      @molonlabe9602 3 роки тому +7

      Brad Upton too.

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 3 роки тому +12

      @@jaykaslo Yes

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 роки тому +10

      Dry bar is pretty much that all the time. It's 99% clean...

  • @matthewstewart910
    @matthewstewart910 4 роки тому +293

    I think this is the funniest person on dry bar. Need more Dennis!

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 роки тому +12

      Then check out his channel, That Darn Dennis. Some videos of other stand-up gigs, but more thematic vids about various topics. My faves are "Self Propelled"; 'The Haven" (his hilarious take on Poe's "The Raven") and more. Enjoy!

    • @michaelwargo5301
      @michaelwargo5301 3 роки тому +3

      @@mickib1592 check out his brother Brian..." Brian Regan ".... Non stop til you cry.... awesome

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelwargo5301 Way ahead of you, bruh! Seen Brian 15 times since 2008 and - bliss!, three of those times Dennis opened! Best of all, they are both as cool, sweet and genuine in real life as on stage. The real deals!! "Happy 8 Day!" 👍

    • @katydid2k
      @katydid2k 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed: hilarious.

    • @franchardim325
      @franchardim325 3 роки тому +6

      I worked with Dennis at Eastern airlines. We were skycaps at Miami airport. He was funny then too!

  • @floridausa6142
    @floridausa6142 4 роки тому +133

    I like the way he moves on fast with his different jokes. He's great .

    • @sarasweightlossjourney1432
      @sarasweightlossjourney1432 2 роки тому

      Love your name !!!
      Lived in Florida my whole life

    • @suttercane6718
      @suttercane6718 2 роки тому

      @@sarasweightlossjourney1432 love YOUR name for never having to be on that journey.

  • @jlrutube1312
    @jlrutube1312 3 роки тому +31

    This is the best comedian I have ever heard in my 63 years on this planet. Not kidding.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 років тому +701

    “We’ll try for partial credit here...” 🤣

  • @MrTeriffix
    @MrTeriffix 4 роки тому +686

    Looking out the window in math class for a couple minutes and then you try to come back but your lost forever man that’s so relatable

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 3 роки тому +24

      I once had a fluke miracle in math class somewhere around fifth grade. I was watching a bird build a nest outside and not paying attention at all when my teacher called on me with a question. I whipped around, blurted an answer and nearly fell off my chair when it was the right answer. She was just as shocked lol

    • @becca318
      @becca318 3 роки тому +6

      @@celticphoenix2579 .. 🤣 Would have been fun to watch that happen!

    • @donnajohnson3334
      @donnajohnson3334 3 роки тому +9

      Been there. Invented that . L0L
      I actually fell asleep in math class. Dreamt the ties on my sleeves that tickled me was a spider. I awoke whacking at my arm furiously with my other hand. The teacher asked "What was it?!" and I blurted out "Spider !!". People scrambled out of their seats and they organized a full scale search. I soon realized what had happened, but they were asking me "What color was it, where did it go ?" I was embarrassed !.

    • @Poetria_Elysia
      @Poetria_Elysia 3 роки тому +3

      *you're*

    • @thetaekwondoe3887
      @thetaekwondoe3887 3 роки тому +6

      @@donnajohnson3334 Forget that, you play that out. "Black...with 7 legs! I think it went under there..." 20 mins of class conveniently wasted. You would've been a hero!

  • @ashley5130
    @ashley5130 Рік тому +25

    This guy is very funny NEEDS a Netflix special. He's actually very original and relatable absolute quality!

  • @huala
    @huala 5 років тому +183

    Accidentally clicked on this, so glad I kept watching

  • @FLATearthGARY
    @FLATearthGARY 5 років тому +140

    We went to go see his brother, Brian Regan, and Dennis opened for him. Dennis was such a good opener our belly’s and faces hurt so bad from laughing so hard we were exhausted before Brian even entered the stage!
    Best show ever!

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I 4 роки тому +2

      I knew he was related to Brian

    • @tonyak2446
      @tonyak2446 4 роки тому

      I thought his last name sounded familiar. Both are hilarious

    • @shilohauraable
      @shilohauraable 3 роки тому +5

      Their poor mother! I hope she believed in prayer! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @poshdelux
      @poshdelux 3 роки тому +4

      wow crazy , im watching this guy thinking he reminds me of someone ... I had no idea he is Brians brother!!!! I love Brian

  • @genevawilkerson4245
    @genevawilkerson4245 Рік тому +50

    I’ve watched this routine so many times and it always makes me laugh. It’s so true.

    • @michaelgoble8200
      @michaelgoble8200 Рік тому +3

      I think he is funnier than his brother. I have watched this routine several times.

  • @JCSAXON
    @JCSAXON 5 років тому +306

    The Regan brothers are too brilliant to pass for complete idiots in school! Outstanding performance

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 5 років тому +26

      Brian has the best I sucked at school routine! "1 box, 2 boxen. . ."

    • @kingstonnine2393
      @kingstonnine2393 5 років тому +17

      @Beau Primeaux I just discovered Dennis today ... I thought, ''This has to be Brian's brother'' ... love 'em both

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 років тому +10

      @Brian Bandura When was the last decade that you saw Brian? 😉

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 років тому +3

      I'm sure they're exaggerating/using a little artistic license for comedic effect like most comedians, lol.

    • @jimibones178
      @jimibones178 2 роки тому +3

      "He's wasting so much potential" is a phrase I'm sure they heard a lot

  • @jennifertung5381
    @jennifertung5381 5 років тому +46

    Saw him in Albany a few years ago with his brother. My kids were falling out of their chairs laughing. Good for the whole family.

  • @constancewest4896
    @constancewest4896 Рік тому +23

    I just can't get enough of this fella! I didn't think anything could even get a smile from me today and yet here I sit with sore ribs from laughing so hard.
    Fantastic comedy!

  • @sorrenpeak4870
    @sorrenpeak4870 5 років тому +27

    This guy is a trip. His delivery is amazing. Whenever he leads into a particularly funny joke and his voice cracks because he's trying not to make himself laugh. This guy's pure gold.

  • @IronStaff7
    @IronStaff7 5 років тому +1503

    God, this guy's school jokes are so relatable.

    • @imman0328
      @imman0328 5 років тому +28

      look up "brian regan cup of dirt" lol. Also, they're brothers.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 5 років тому +3

      I know, right!

    • @jasonmartin9530
      @jasonmartin9530 4 роки тому +16

      yes, the little details about taking apart your pen and playing with the spring, watching birds out the window, very relatable and endearing, and great embellishments for the jokes

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 4 роки тому +19

      I was cheating during a test and my teacher looked at me and said,
      I hope I didn't see you cheating.
      And I said, I hope you didn't see me either.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 4 роки тому +7

      Them calling their friend the brain after he got a 1% really got me

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 2 роки тому +34

    There is nothing better than a great comedian who just nails a performance! And I love seeing the older folks do comedy, because like me, they have lived through a lot of stuff and needed a good sense of humor to not loose their minds!

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 4 роки тому +478

    This is proof that not being school smart does not make someone dumb😂 This guy's a comic genius!

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 2 роки тому +6

      School makes you wise, it gives you wisdom (knowledge). Nothing to do with being smart or dumb. Being smart only makes it easier learning the wisdom.

    • @TuongNguyen-te8zy
      @TuongNguyen-te8zy 2 роки тому +29

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak if you could get wisdom from school. they would shut it down

    • @snowlmaoo
      @snowlmaoo 2 роки тому +1

      @@TuongNguyen-te8zy fax

    • @marionholtzmann6872
      @marionholtzmann6872 2 роки тому

      Right? Right!

    • @magiccarpetrider4594
      @magiccarpetrider4594 2 роки тому +3

      @@UltraSuperDuperFreak wisdom ≠ knowledge

  • @thecman26
    @thecman26 5 років тому +435

    Could you imagine what it was like to be a kid in this family? Dennis AND Brian together???? Seriously????? Good grief!

    • @blackletter2591
      @blackletter2591 5 років тому +12

      Sometimes there was a Gavin and a Brendan too.

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 5 років тому +6

      It's in their genes...parents are cards as well (RIP Walt).

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 4 роки тому +5

      Wait, there's another??!

    • @hauler-hx6gw
      @hauler-hx6gw 4 роки тому +14

      @@Razi98 yeah, I saw this guy and was like wait... is he related to brian regan and when I checked it said he was

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 4 роки тому +4

      @Raoul Fleckman Dude, I hope you're joking. In what way?

  • @steveng4596
    @steveng4596 3 роки тому +20

    I found this a couple weeks ago and it is my go to laugh at least once a day. The voice, the facial expressions, the timing, the material and the mannerisms.

  • @mazsroy9
    @mazsroy9 4 роки тому +63

    Dennis is the best ! Everything is perfect...the material, his delivery and the inflections in his voice. ❤️👍Hilarious!

  • @BRONCOBOY7575
    @BRONCOBOY7575 4 роки тому +285

    “Do you want to be trampled or ejected” 😂😂😂😂

    • @krenwregget7667
      @krenwregget7667 4 роки тому +12

      "yeah, he's dead. Not only is he dead, he's in the way." hahahahaha

    • @FullCircqle
      @FullCircqle 3 роки тому +2

      His humour makes him quite attractive seeing his probably 54

    • @maryandwalterkeckich6219
      @maryandwalterkeckich6219 3 роки тому

      @@krenwregget7667 was my first

  • @user-or1ye3iz6d
    @user-or1ye3iz6d 3 роки тому +22

    Can you even imagine how funny it must've been hanging around these 2 Regan brothers growing up?? I wish we were friends. 😂

  • @randyporter3491
    @randyporter3491 4 роки тому +419

    “Glarbsttentonford" the FUNNIEST thing anyone has come up with yet. That’s brilliant ! 🤣😂

    • @bahayesilyurt1510
      @bahayesilyurt1510 4 роки тому +16

      *Glarbsttentonford

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 4 роки тому +19

      Gary McMichael I'm guessing your short list of friend(s) just fight to hang out with you and your magnetic sense of humor. Find something more fitting to your superior intellect, like channels that feature multi-car pile ups or fatal plane crashes. Dude, you are a joy, but we all marvel at your mental prowess.

    • @jewellvaughn610
      @jewellvaughn610 4 роки тому +8

      @Gary McMichael bro let other people enjoy it please........

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 4 роки тому +6

      Gary McMichael - And now I see you are attacking Phoenix, for his "constructive criticism". Apparently you believe that you have an obligation to criticize and that your every word is "constructive". Yet when Phoenix critiques YOU, it's no longer "constructive" or acceptable. You think a lot more of yourself and your definitive opinions, than anyone else does, which is evidenced by the fact that you have yet to get the coveted "thumbs-up" you desperately seek. We realize that we are all expected to be grateful to you, for sharing your wisdom and insight. We realize that scribes likely record you're very utterance, so future generations of "mindless morons" may benefit from your teachings. But just when you almost had everyone in awe of your superior intellect, you spout your most inspiring and "constructive" creation to date... "Toughen up Buttercup" and blew it !
      So, you can lose the messiah complex now, no one looks up to you. You say nothing constructive to anyone, you simply enjoy criticizing everyone. Then, as a final directive, you hurl a favorite cliche' of every 3rd grader, "Toughen up Buttercup" at Phoenix. That's deep. And WE are the mindless morons and snowflakes ?? LMAO !!

    • @jewellvaughn610
      @jewellvaughn610 4 роки тому +1

      @Gary McMichael your a funny guy! But I am sure as hell not a snowflake! I just dont like when people feel the need to "hate" on something when they could have just stopped watching it. I was not trying to seem rude or "snowflakey". I am a female btw. I realize that it was constructed criticism and I would like to let you know that he probably doesnt even see these comments so what's the point of posting them?

  • @m.haynes
    @m.haynes 5 років тому +1910

    “If I can get out five minutes early, I’ll convert to pedestrianism” 😂

  • @aishabaseema1599
    @aishabaseema1599 2 роки тому +3

    Clean comedy is the best..Im sitting here watching this and saying I would like for my soon to be 13yr old see this..I switched over from Gotham live..I couldnt say that about that comedy..
    This guy is super funny!

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 5 років тому +178

    I’m sitting in bed with a pillow to shove my face into as a sound muffler. This is hilarious stuff. Dennis is so funny and I can relate since we are in the same age bracket. He delivers a fantastic performance. Best wishes!

    • @MylesGabriel
      @MylesGabriel 5 років тому +5

      Look for his brother's stand up...Brian Regan. These guys are hilarious...they should do a tour together.

    • @abhisohal4556
      @abhisohal4556 5 років тому +1

      @@MylesGabriel that would be great

    • @waynemitchell1076
      @waynemitchell1076 5 років тому +4

      @@MylesGabriel can you imagine what it would've been like being their parents when they were growing up?

    • @Junkman
      @Junkman 4 роки тому +4

      I wish I could make a woman scream into her pillow

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 роки тому +2

      @@MylesGabriel I was just thinking of Brian as Im watching this video then I saw your comment that's awesome they're brothers I love Brian REGAN!!!!!!??

  • @yoitsAndy1
    @yoitsAndy1 4 роки тому +553

    "No, I'm Catholic, but if it gets me outta here 5 minutes early I'll convert to pedestrianism!" lol

    • @1969cmp
      @1969cmp 4 роки тому

      ....brilliant.😁😂🤣

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 роки тому +7

      It’s honestly terrible how our nation favors one over the other. Disgusting.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 роки тому +4

      @@em7pug26 is.... is this a joke?

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 роки тому +8

      @@dillongage7628 I’m so sorry, yes thats a joke..

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 роки тому +3

      @@em7pug26 okay no worries I'm probably just slow 😂😂😂 I just can never tell when its about religion anymore. Some people are really that crazy.

  • @peggygallagher5802
    @peggygallagher5802 2 роки тому +8

    Dennis Regan is a Comedic Legend!!! Always loved his humor! 💜

  • @saisr1
    @saisr1 5 років тому +38

    Saw Dennis and Brian do a show about 10 years ago in Monterey. Best comedy show I have seen. Definitely worth paying to see live.

    • @devodoesdrivingk6856
      @devodoesdrivingk6856 4 роки тому +1

      I’m assuming they are brothers. Very similar voices. And dress the same too!

  • @vladpandur1274
    @vladpandur1274 4 роки тому +39

    I'd love to hear the kind of conversations Dennis and Brian Regan would have had growing up!

  • @lisasmith7474
    @lisasmith7474 Рік тому +18

    Hands down the most convoluted question to a teacher ever!! 🤣🤣
    I bet the teacher looked out the window and got lost before the end.
    Yeah teacher , now you know how kids feel.

  • @jakeedgell591
    @jakeedgell591 4 роки тому +62

    It's like my motorcycle safety course instructor said on the subject of stupid questions, "If you ask a stupid question, we won't make fun of you, but we WILL tell the next class about it and have a laugh." That stuck with me through that whole course.

  • @JayHazel101
    @JayHazel101 4 роки тому +110

    That college professor "no dumb question" and the 3 R's scheme really killed me, I love this guy. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953
      @valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953 4 роки тому +5

      Yea the college professor joke was hilarious. Thats something i learned in college when writing papers. Just sound smart lol

    • @user-ne4nz6hx2t
      @user-ne4nz6hx2t 4 роки тому +2

      3 r’s had me in tears

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 4 роки тому +5

      _Who'd they make commissioner of education? Scooby Doo?_

    • @scrapefrenzy
      @scrapefrenzy 3 роки тому

      Best part, I was laughing like a crazy person at work...🤣🤣💀💀

  • @RamblinAround
    @RamblinAround 3 роки тому +236

    Dennis is every bit as hilarious as Brian. Great delivery.

    • @LesbianMermaid
      @LesbianMermaid 3 роки тому +15

      I couldn’t figure out why he looked and sounded so close to Brian until I finally looked at the name and was like OH MY GOD OF COURSE ITS HIS BROTHER!! Came to comments for verification and found this comment first. 😂 I found Brian with my mom and we watched his “I walked on the moon” special and laughed so hard we cried and our sides hurt! so glad to find that his brother does comedy too!

    • @carmonaragorn
      @carmonaragorn 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@LesbianMermaid same. nice childhood they must have had.

    • @carmonaragorn
      @carmonaragorn 2 роки тому +2

      @hayleyhellums now i remember a tale from Brian, they had to eat within 15 siblings jajajj

    • @1MegaBubble
      @1MegaBubble 2 роки тому +6

      When I saw his last name I was thinking, "I wonder if..." but as soon as he started talking I was like "Oh yeah, this guy is _definitely_ related to Brian Regan"

    • @feiruzasaad7824
      @feiruzasaad7824 2 роки тому +1

      @@LesbianMermaid ⁰

  • @landonsorenson9278
    @landonsorenson9278 5 років тому +61

    Love this channel keeping comedy alive

  • @sarahfoley2746
    @sarahfoley2746 5 років тому +37

    I was CRYING laughing by the end of this video 😂 Someone get this man a Netflix special ASAP

  • @shaneneilstocker892
    @shaneneilstocker892 Місяць тому +1

    This guy is great. Please keep doing comedy!!!

  • @kaykay1265
    @kaykay1265 4 роки тому +27

    Oh I needed this laugh lasting almost 39 minutes! Especially in today's world. I now have a new favorite comedian!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing your gift, and a true gift it really is! You need your own Netflix show!! Stay safe to all.

  • @TP-rs5zl
    @TP-rs5zl 5 років тому +22

    I've seen over a hundred comedians in my 20 year old life, all from UA-cam and TV,
    only a handful were ever able to consistently make me laugh for what felt like the entire time,
    this guy is now in that handful, and it's been so long since the last time someone else made the list.

    • @greenbaypackers4464
      @greenbaypackers4464 4 роки тому

      Can u share what some of the other ones were?

    • @db9944
      @db9944 3 роки тому

      What about his brother, Brian?

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle 2 роки тому +11

    Finally a funny, great comedian who keeps it clean!

  • @SpiderSparta56
    @SpiderSparta56 5 років тому +24

    Dennis Regan you are the funniest freaken person I've heard all month. Wow great material friend. Good, clean, witty, and relatable. 10 out of 10.

  • @leobasketcase2986
    @leobasketcase2986 4 роки тому +362

    “Brian, what’s the plural form of moose?”
    “.........MOOSEN!”
    Love the Regans lol

    • @jordanadams7475
      @jordanadams7475 4 роки тому +10

      Boxen

    • @kellingc
      @kellingc 4 роки тому +7

      I think Brian was saying that each profession had two of them. Two teachers, two doctors, two comedians, and I forgit the other profession

    • @coinbuyer-8605
      @coinbuyer-8605 4 роки тому +3

      So the plural of pers is person?

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 4 роки тому +5

      Meese?

    • @daisywutkee8205
      @daisywutkee8205 3 роки тому +18

      I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE BRIAN REGAN THIS WHOLE TIME!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!

  • @sandykelting9548
    @sandykelting9548 3 роки тому +9

    I now have a headache, sore(non-existent) tummy muscles, and red eyes from tears. I've not felt this good in a looonnngg time!!!! You are amazingly funny! Please spread your "contagion" . The world needs to remember its sixth sense - HUMOR🤪!

  • @CanadianArchaeologist
    @CanadianArchaeologist 5 років тому +84

    I've watched this guy before but he is so hilarious I had to watch again.

    • @Andrew102794
      @Andrew102794 5 років тому +5

      Same he kills me

    • @todaywefly4370
      @todaywefly4370 5 років тому +1

      This is my third random visit. Still giggling though.

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent 5 років тому +71

    I saw Brian, Dennis's brother live once, I thought I was going to wet myself I was laughing so hard. Seems this family just has a knack for finding the real world hilarious

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 3 роки тому +7

      imagine their family reunions or holidays 🤣🙃🙂😂😂🤯👍👍

  • @MaryRosebud
    @MaryRosebud 3 роки тому +47

    I laughed till I cried! And I was an A student! But he got me. He described my school situation perfectly

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 5 років тому +618

    "I took algebra 1 three times, thats addition"

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 5 років тому +16

      construct apex technically multiplication

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @softgoodsint
      @softgoodsint 4 роки тому +15

      French for me - I tell people I took three years of French, without adding that it was French 1 each time. By the end of the 3rd time through, I believe the teacher just shook her head and thought enough was enough and passed me anyway ... merci, mon cher professeur (never mind that it came around later in life that i needed it, oops)

    • @suzannecooke2055
      @suzannecooke2055 4 роки тому +3

      ME TOO!!! Then they passed me on to calculus.

    • @josiahstyer1527
      @josiahstyer1527 4 роки тому +4

      It's not alegbra, it's Alaphetbra. y=mx+b or Ax+By=C or A^2+B^2=C^2

  • @KenanTurkiye
    @KenanTurkiye 3 роки тому +52

    Mr. Dennis Regan, wow he is talented, even the tone of his voice is funny.......loved it! :)

  • @lordoftheflings
    @lordoftheflings 2 роки тому +7

    ah man, its rare that i come across a comedian that I actually find funny and am laughing nonstop to. Bravo ol' chap!

  • @fonyterguson562
    @fonyterguson562 4 роки тому +35

    “Is that what this is?? I thought I forgot how to read.”
    I love this guy.

  • @mcconvey12
    @mcconvey12 5 років тому +449

    When he says “ thing with math is you try to pay attention and then you look out the window for 2 minutes and you’re lost forever.” “No matter how hard you try you’ll never come back.” That’s high school math, only way you come back is if you have a smart girl friend or the teacher likes you enough to show you one on one

    • @madisonmiller4581
      @madisonmiller4581 5 років тому +11

      Exactly! I had a tutor. One on one instruction is the only thing that got me through math.

    • @elijah4606
      @elijah4606 5 років тому +17

      Can confirm. It happened to me in 4th grade with long division. Took me a week to catch up.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 роки тому +8

      For reasons too long to explain, I skipped grade 10 math. Not because I was that good. Just circumstances. Grade 11 math was rather daunting for the first half.

    • @danceswithcarsdc
      @danceswithcarsdc 4 роки тому +6

      The real problem is
      girl was cute,
      can't think
      when the girls are cute,
      and I've got
      no chance
      with them either ...

    • @TheCount66
      @TheCount66 4 роки тому +5

      Maths

  • @margaretimmel1139
    @margaretimmel1139 3 роки тому +44

    As a retired educator, I find this completely hilarious!

  • @joshriver75
    @joshriver75 5 років тому +53

    Thanksgivings at the Regan household would be a really good time!

  • @tolfan4438
    @tolfan4438 5 років тому +241

    I really wanted to hear the second part of that question

    • @thomasalias8492
      @thomasalias8492 5 років тому +25

      The 2nd part is "can a 12 year old boy get pregnant from reading comicbooks?"

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 років тому +6

      @@thomasalias8492 "Comic books"? So that's what they're calling em now? um, no. But you can go blind.

    • @dionlindsay2
      @dionlindsay2 5 років тому +6

      @@geraldfrost4710 Only if you poke yourself in the eye while doing it, which would be either a serious worry or a great gift.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 5 років тому +13

      For the second part, I´d go with:
      "Given this dichotomy, would you be able to postulate these tasks without reference to any explicit concrete frameworks or different philosophical perspective given how morality is structured and conceived, because it has a significantly non-reductive interpretation of a largely counterfactual/moral frame, if there cannot be such a thing as a "quid pro quo complexification" because any given quid pro quo is the consequence of something else. So, any "untenable" agreement may actually be a quid pro quo complexification. One might argue, based on the metaphysic of the context of higher and lower imperatives, permissiveness and context play a great role in constructing generalized (or indeed predicative) frameworks for precisely this matter. In this regard, for what purposes does permissiveness or context serve the case of a person with disordered affective dispositions?"
      The answers to the first question would be "no" and "yes" respectively.
      And then if I were the proffessor, I would answer the second part with:
      "This is not a priori possible. The problem with claiming that some indication is adequate is that we know intentional action has been known to effectuate a disjunction of the intendant's mind from the resultant mental state, and can therefore not resolve into the desired state of "postulatedness" for any proposed meta-solution! Note that this WILL NOW BE ON THE TEST in a different form! So thank you very much, young man, for that insightfull question and some much needed inspiration for the upcoming, unexpected pop-quiz..."
      Bring it on... Word salad is my favourite dish.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 5 років тому +5

      @@Ludifant translation: "Would you like fries with that?"

  • @darwest8833
    @darwest8833 2 роки тому +8

    Dennis, please, please, please, I beg of you DO MORE OF THESE!!! , you are funnier than just about anyone ( next to JGaff ) and clean too!!! God bless you my friend.

  • @marciaprideaux3163
    @marciaprideaux3163 4 роки тому +513

    This, from his Wikipedia page, makes me think he wrote it himself: "He is also a well-known connoisseur of pickles. Dennis likes all kinds of pickles, from bread and butter to dill." LOL!

    • @RaininMortars
      @RaininMortars 4 роки тому +40

      Sounds like he's gotten himself into a pickle

    • @RV1701
      @RV1701 3 роки тому +16

      He did say he tampers...

    • @joncarbone
      @joncarbone 3 роки тому +8

      My gf don’t like pickles. I don’t understand her.

    • @theoneandonlyowl3764
      @theoneandonlyowl3764 3 роки тому +7

      That just highlights the integrity of Wikipedia... particularly the important pages, that you think are gospel.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 роки тому +1

      @@RV1701 so he tamps in pickles then?

  • @relaxjaxx4167
    @relaxjaxx4167 5 років тому +1650

    “My dad had a reversible belt, I remember one side was brown and the other side was a whip”. 😂

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 4 роки тому +40

      Boomers are the last generation that can relate to that 'joke'.

    • @5PercentTint
      @5PercentTint 4 роки тому +44

      @@MadNotAngry not a boomer but my mom used a 1lb jump rope

    • @Zuhfnyr
      @Zuhfnyr 4 роки тому +36

      @@MadNotAngry my man you sure don't know about the world outside of West if ya think that

    • @rishijusia3050
      @rishijusia3050 4 роки тому +30

      @@MadNotAngry Western white people*
      The rest of the world still pulls out the belt.

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 4 роки тому +35

      I live in the south. We still have belts AND switches.
      For those of you not from the country, a switch is a long thin branch that you’re forced by your parent to pick out from the nearby underbrush to be hit in the legs/buttock area. I’ve only been switched once... I’ve had stupider cousins who kept getting in trouble and my mom and her siblings dealt with my grandpa.

  • @LavenderMutti1234
    @LavenderMutti1234 2 роки тому +21

    One of the best, for sure!! Great delivery and some really clever material!! He says he wasn’t good in school, but his brilliance shines through!

  • @maskedbeauty27
    @maskedbeauty27 5 років тому +303

    I’ve just started this video and this guy is already cracking me up!

    • @davedetroit6475
      @davedetroit6475 5 років тому +2

      If love him his brother is off the chart, Brian Regan.

    • @ataylor4489
      @ataylor4489 5 років тому +2

      Peed on myself twice. Only 4 minutes in...

    • @omegakrest
      @omegakrest 5 років тому +1

      dominique I bet you loved him by the end of the video, this guy is good 👍

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 4 роки тому

      @@ataylor4489 uhh

  • @gruuvygirl
    @gruuvygirl 4 роки тому +151

    I'm at home with the coronavirus - feeling like crap and lonely in quarantine. You made me laugh for the first time in a looong time.
    Thank you.

    • @ChinoEyes1
      @ChinoEyes1 4 роки тому +10

      I hope you recover fully and quickly.

    • @Tsadie1
      @Tsadie1 4 роки тому +1

      Santiago Blanco : no response...not a good sign. 😱

    • @horsemumbler1
      @horsemumbler1 4 роки тому +1

      RIP

    • @alayololslol5424
      @alayololslol5424 4 роки тому +3

      I hope you’re doing better now

    • @roustabout583
      @roustabout583 4 роки тому +2

      Hang in there Kathy!

  • @theskinny111
    @theskinny111 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks! I hope this goes directly to Dennis! Great job!

  • @RichardRitenour0522
    @RichardRitenour0522 5 років тому +9

    That set was phenomenal! Thank you Dennis Regan!

  • @Joshuaeway03
    @Joshuaeway03 5 років тому +52

    That Math part looking out the window and coming back and being lost forever haha

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 2 роки тому +40

    Anyone else watching for the umpteenth time?

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 5 років тому +24

    This guy makes people laugh from the freaking soul. Even if you're one of those people who makes an effort not to laugh, you'll laugh unwillingly. This guy has actually mastered comedy.

  • @madamejb4057
    @madamejb4057 4 роки тому +158

    "I was okay with math, until we got up to addition!"

  • @kapirk2244
    @kapirk2244 Рік тому +11

    Really, really fun show. Enjoyed every minute.

  • @julie007ght
    @julie007ght 5 років тому +147

    10:50 love this guy! Was Scooby Doo the commissioner of education?

  • @jettingspeed8750
    @jettingspeed8750 4 роки тому +379

    "ARE YOU DENSE, its pronounced Denis"

    • @colemanadamson5943
      @colemanadamson5943 3 роки тому +13

      Dennis

    • @snowman374th
      @snowman374th 3 роки тому +2

      Na just liberals around work time on their cell phones. When they get home they watch Hyptno news. So they have no clue

    • @InfinityReptar
      @InfinityReptar 3 роки тому +3

      @@colemanadamson5943 Dentist*

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 3 роки тому +1

      Or Glarb for short.

  • @LowellAlexander-lu6dp
    @LowellAlexander-lu6dp Рік тому +7

    Dennis is one of the funniest guys on the planet. He is smart and skilled in the nuances of his craft.

  • @systemfailure101
    @systemfailure101 4 роки тому +8

    probably the best full show i 've ever watched. Other guys have funny bits and pieces, but this guy made me cry all through his set. masterpiece

  • @juliad9947
    @juliad9947 5 років тому +34

    5 stars and a standing ovation from me 😂👏

  • @stackshotbobby711
    @stackshotbobby711 Місяць тому +1

    I haven’t laughed this hard in years!. Thanks a bunch Dry Bar and Dennis. Cheers

  • @dianeibsen5994
    @dianeibsen5994 3 роки тому +24

    This guy has me doubled over with laughter. Adorable and Super talented!

  • @elizabethwalton972
    @elizabethwalton972 4 роки тому +36

    He and his brother are THE two funniest guys ever!!

    • @davidretondo2871
      @davidretondo2871 3 роки тому +1

      What!? Who's his brother?

    • @Waiting4Him111
      @Waiting4Him111 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidretondo2871 Brian Regan

    • @nomeara2187
      @nomeara2187 2 роки тому +3

      @@davidretondo2871 You need to watch a Brian Regan video asap. Lol he's more animated and overall one of the best to ever do it. Seriously, stop reading this and go watch a Brian Regan special you will not regret it.

  • @zincyellowmach1523
    @zincyellowmach1523 11 місяців тому +2

    His voice is just epic! That makes this set even better!

  • @Scubadog_
    @Scubadog_ 5 років тому +64

    that school bit was horrendously relatable

  • @ahjmoreto
    @ahjmoreto 3 роки тому +173

    "Terry got one percent. We started calling Terry, the Brain" lol

  • @swirlygirl4710
    @swirlygirl4710 Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    It would love to go to a family get together with him and Brian. One big laugh fest.

  • @miketango1141
    @miketango1141 4 роки тому +17

    I love his sense of humour , very cunning

  • @checkthisout771
    @checkthisout771 5 років тому +15

    It’s really awesome how you can see so much of his brother in this guys stand up. Brian Regan has such a similar delivery. It’s probably where he got his perspective from in the beginning.

    • @sevenstreams7581
      @sevenstreams7581 4 роки тому

      I didn't know he had a brother. Now I will be looking for the brother

  • @oamadave
    @oamadave Рік тому +7

    I'm a huge comedy fan and this is the most I've laughed in ages at any stand-up - I knew Brian had a brother but I didn't know he completely crushed it like Dennis does!!

  • @Wolfy2821
    @Wolfy2821 4 роки тому +49

    I knew this guy seemed TOO much like Brian Regan. of course its his brother. clean innocent funny relatable jokes.

    • @Kyu1LL
      @Kyu1LL 4 роки тому +2

      Wolfy2821 really?! I was wondering that as soon as I heard his voice. That’s crazy. They’re both funny.

  • @minggnim
    @minggnim 4 роки тому +186

    "Well I don't know, and now I'd like to learn it."

  • @uncltrain
    @uncltrain 11 місяців тому +1

    One of the best nights of my life...the Ontario California improv. The opener was this guy Dennis Regan and who does he hand the mike off to after he was done and killed it but no other than Brian Regan. Guys. I want to thank you for doing what you do so well and I want to thank you for the health that I enjoyed because I laughed so freaking hard that night at your stuff. Keep going another 50-100 years both of you!

  • @t.r.1442
    @t.r.1442 5 років тому +40

    Very funny clean comedy. He had me laughing out loud.

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +20

    90% of dry bar comedians are hilarious I appreciate 100% of them

  • @Julie1988HI
    @Julie1988HI 2 роки тому +4

    10:50. "Reading, riting, rithmatic, rocial rudies, ristory & reography".
    Hilarious!

  • @estherwiskel6550
    @estherwiskel6550 5 років тому +8

    Dennis Regan, The Best and truly the most ‘Clean delivery of comedic humor’ ever👏👏👏👏👏👏😍 more please 😉