Man Falls In Love W/ Creature On Mysterious Island

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  • @gibran6190
    @gibran6190 3 роки тому +34393

    The person who thought this up should be investigated lmao

    • @gaelgriffith8175
      @gaelgriffith8175 3 роки тому +4036

      90 procent of movie writers should be investigated tbh

    • @ZeusTheGod-mc9pv
      @ZeusTheGod-mc9pv 3 роки тому +327

      Fr doe

    • @Lungelo.x247
      @Lungelo.x247 3 роки тому +307

      Immediately

    • @utuut2935
      @utuut2935 3 роки тому +1083

      When you can't do something in real life, make it into a fiction

    • @gibran6190
      @gibran6190 3 роки тому +569

      @@utuut2935
      *god has left the country*

  • @legacytrails5902
    @legacytrails5902 3 роки тому +14728

    Homie was really out here clapping some Fussy
    Edit: Great minds think alike my fellow degenerates

  • @tiffanydegoya
    @tiffanydegoya 2 роки тому +3666

    I remember when this movie came out and I finally saw it, I was traumatized by the scene of the guy sleeping with the creature 😵‍💫. I wouldn’t have had a problem if the creature was more intelligent and adult (mostly all of us have seen movies with aliens and humans having relationships -> Star Wars,Star Trek). It was the fact of the creature seeming to be so childlike and childish that deeply disturbed me.

    • @williamdawkins558
      @williamdawkins558 2 роки тому +35

      lol

    • @the4cqueen148
      @the4cqueen148 2 роки тому +12

      What's the name of the movie?

    • @tiffanydegoya
      @tiffanydegoya 2 роки тому +28

      @@the4cqueen148 COLD SKIN

    • @DreyriAldranaris36
      @DreyriAldranaris36 2 роки тому +210

      Well Gruber did say he rescued her as a child only a few years ago, so she’s probably still a child.

    • @thatvalensteingirl
      @thatvalensteingirl 2 роки тому +230

      Alien/human relationships in sci-fi like Star Wars/Star Trek tend to be consensual, not "I kidnapped this alien as a kid and now it's my pet slave"

  • @EmmanuelRodriguez-qv5nx
    @EmmanuelRodriguez-qv5nx 3 роки тому +14294

    Makes you think how many sailors/ fisherman have gotten delusional after being stranded or at least for me that’s what came to mind.

    • @Mumscup
      @Mumscup 3 роки тому +128

      @@frankammirati3385 Nessie is like true love , everyone claimed to have seen it but no one can find it …♥️☮️🍀

    • @Rihoz_
      @Rihoz_ 3 роки тому +35

      @@frankammirati3385 shhhh before they find you

    • @justalegendfindingmemes8758
      @justalegendfindingmemes8758 3 роки тому +78

      the biggest mystery is what are humans

    • @mcsroom8930
      @mcsroom8930 3 роки тому +40

      @@frankammirati3385 ''even with today’s technology there is still very little known about the earth ocean'' that's soo wrong most of the ocean is explored what we haven't explored is just empty ocean floor and caves that are mostly empty

    • @jakelawliet3584
      @jakelawliet3584 3 роки тому +92

      @@mcsroom8930 then why is the percentage of explored ocean extremely small.....

  • @yeraycatalangaspar195
    @yeraycatalangaspar195 3 роки тому +7656

    For those not knowing, its a Catalan book, called La Pell Freda (The cold skin being the best translation). Aneris, the name he gives to the fish girls, its the catalan way to call mermaids, Sirena, but backwards.

    • @TheJoeyboots
      @TheJoeyboots 3 роки тому +64

      Wooo thanks 🙏

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 3 роки тому +65

      isnt sirena the same in castillan thou?

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 3 роки тому +136

      @@rrs_13 Yes. Catalan is very similar to Castillian. Pell Freda, though would be Piel Fria

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 3 роки тому +6

      sirana?

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 3 роки тому +17

      @@oremfrien I know castillan and and enough of català to understand it, I was just a bit puzzled because the way you said it, it seemed to imply that only catalunians called mermaids as sirena (and thus castillan had another name for it). But I get it wasn't the case.
      moltes gràcies :)

  • @harrys4576
    @harrys4576 3 роки тому +8363

    “In the future we will have flying cars”
    The future:

  • @dukemeisterr7084
    @dukemeisterr7084 2 роки тому +566

    "But Gruner refuses"
    shows gruner throwing a bucket of shit and piss over him

  • @arnoldrudd2950
    @arnoldrudd2950 3 роки тому +27273

    Imagine the Sea creature King continuously sending armies of sea creatures only to be defeated by two guys with long beards and limited supplies.

    • @davidmarsh7933
      @davidmarsh7933 3 роки тому +876

      It'd probably get turned into a viking tale

    • @te9591
      @te9591 3 роки тому +542

      Lol, it must be in the beards?

    • @antonthescreen
      @antonthescreen 3 роки тому +440

      I see their King follows the tactics of one Zapp Brannigan.

    • @LongDudez
      @LongDudez 3 роки тому +28

      Hahahahhahahaha XDD

    • @NaNa-kj2gw
      @NaNa-kj2gw 3 роки тому +171

      their king is spongebob square pants

  • @ELP1125
    @ELP1125 3 роки тому +38144

    Isn't it convenient how aliens are ALWAYS sexually compatible with humans in these sci-fi movies. People got a lot of weird fantasies in Hollywood

    • @HumanB312
      @HumanB312 3 роки тому +1935

      It is a form of mermaid. They are old monsters that go back to the age of gods.

    • @HumanB312
      @HumanB312 3 роки тому +883

      This was based of a book

    • @69Kazeshini
      @69Kazeshini 3 роки тому +803

      the could also be a weird offshoot of homo sapiens

    • @dream8870
      @dream8870 3 роки тому +743

      ah the human mind will always find things to relate to itself, but not all aliens in movies are sexually compatible like for instance the aliens in war of the worlds those things aren’t compatible not even comparable besides their facial structure

    • @kazekagekid
      @kazekagekid 3 роки тому +565

      it doesn’t have to be compatible since we didn’t see grooner give her children, tbh, he could have done the same thing to a leather couch

  • @suspectxxxl2980
    @suspectxxxl2980 3 роки тому +6638

    "But Gruner refuses"
    Gruner: *Literally tossing shit on bro*

    • @Lil_Thick
      @Lil_Thick 3 роки тому +37

      LMFAO I was literally thinking the same thing

    • @hotboy1320
      @hotboy1320 3 роки тому +5

      Kml i was like they are turds bro

    • @foreverinchrist6198
      @foreverinchrist6198 2 роки тому +9

      Jesus is real and loves you he died so that your sins can be forgiven
      and if you believe in him and turn from your sins you will have eternal life there is hope beyond death have a blessed day😇

    • @aswing2706
      @aswing2706 10 місяців тому

      ​@@foreverinchrist6198
      Jai sree Ram

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 8 місяців тому

      Did bro throw shit on bro lowkey bro ong bro no cap bro ong fanum tax fr rizz lowkey no cap ong fr?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 роки тому +6008

    "What's for dinner tonight?"
    "Stuffed fish."

  • @elementallobsterx
    @elementallobsterx 2 роки тому +326

    This is pretty disturbing actually. Excellent writing.

    • @T9K66
      @T9K66 10 місяців тому +16

      The writing is pretty shit but yea it’s disturbing.

  • @jeremiahsymonette4781
    @jeremiahsymonette4781 3 роки тому +7348

    Anyone else curious how they still have ammo

    • @EpicParrot54115
      @EpicParrot54115 3 роки тому +102

      Cus they said it they only need to shoot one of them and they will stop attacking

    • @Thatmexican740
      @Thatmexican740 3 роки тому +455

      @@EpicParrot54115 nah did u see how many they were shooting

    • @H0DAX1
      @H0DAX1 3 роки тому +367

      @@EpicParrot54115 Dude they shot like 80 bullets in a single night wdym

    • @three7142
      @three7142 3 роки тому +296

      The sea lady makes ammo from her coochie duh

    • @lordn7132
      @lordn7132 3 роки тому +85

      Grunner was making bullets, you can see at 13:04

  • @oakleaves3605
    @oakleaves3605 3 роки тому +8913

    Imagine having safe hours during the day just to play chess in attack hours

    • @chickenphfantom
      @chickenphfantom 3 роки тому +22

      Lol

    • @WeAsOneRise
      @WeAsOneRise 3 роки тому +28

      Its like the movie light house

    • @ARKSURVIVOR879
      @ARKSURVIVOR879 3 роки тому +10

      Here before 1k likes

    • @hiddenwithinedgarmodenocap3558
      @hiddenwithinedgarmodenocap3558 3 роки тому +15

      That's what we did during dial up for chess games . Practice all day. When your moms in the shower, log on and play for your life before your momma gets out the shower

    • @mikemace3379
      @mikemace3379 3 роки тому +2

      Whats the movie called

  • @danielmontgomery613
    @danielmontgomery613 3 роки тому +10841

    As a marine I’m like “how much ammo do they have?!?!?”

    • @jimboh6964
      @jimboh6964 3 роки тому +652

      Infinity and beyond

    • @prometheus_78
      @prometheus_78 3 роки тому +218

      What he said👆

    • @mistergengar1293
      @mistergengar1293 3 роки тому +284

      They must be firing salt cuz they're surrounded by it

    • @brapa1190
      @brapa1190 3 роки тому +163

      It really sucks when you're a professional about something and a movie or series which is pretty good mess it up

    • @jimboh6964
      @jimboh6964 3 роки тому +11

      Wot?

  • @shaunbang
    @shaunbang Рік тому +135

    RIP Ray Stevenson, truly did an amazing job in his role in Ahsoka and just a legendary career in general. Just a true shame that we won’t be able see him finish the story of Baylon Skoll.

    • @toe2328
      @toe2328 Рік тому +6

      His eyes... They gave the most powerful "Leave me the eff alone"-look; without feeling hammy or tired.

    • @mu2thehotness
      @mu2thehotness 11 місяців тому +3

      He was great in RRR too

  • @Uniquescout
    @Uniquescout 3 роки тому +8343

    "He stretches in preparation of a long day of doing Nothing"
    ☝️That's so fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @jesuslovesyou1
      @jesuslovesyou1 3 роки тому +5

      Kkkk

    • @tally3018
      @tally3018 3 роки тому +13

      I like your name! What language is it?

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi 3 роки тому +12

      @@tally3018 That'd be Yoruba

    • @tally3018
      @tally3018 3 роки тому +8

      @@NobleOsinachi Yoruba.... Senegal? (sorry I am ignorant)

    • @kanzosurasshu4007
      @kanzosurasshu4007 3 роки тому +7

      @@tally3018 Nigeria

  • @grimsgraveyard3598
    @grimsgraveyard3598 3 роки тому +10674

    The island isn't monster plagued unless you count grunner. They were merely wanting their female back because she was part of their species. They likely also understood how badly she was being treated and apparently was their leader or a daughter of their leaders.

    • @kdior777
      @kdior777 3 роки тому +149

      If that's the case, then why were they attacking Frien at the beginning?

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 3 роки тому +769

      @@kdior777 if they disliked Gruner then it stands to reason and is more likely that they would dislike others who look like him. It's natural

    • @grimsgraveyard3598
      @grimsgraveyard3598 3 роки тому +125

      @@kdior777 I mean let's say you encountered them in reverse. You're the alien creature and they come take your daughter or leaders daughter or your next leader or just a child of your kind in general. Regardless of the fact one of them saved her they now keep her as a sex slave and killed anyone who tried to get her back. Then as the icing on the cake after one of them shows he's friendly and wants to communicate the other one murders a child in front of all of you for absolutely no reason other than he's crazy and hostile. They had no reason to trust friend because grunner is all they ever have known and he's not set the best example of trust. They eventually learned to trust him entirely due to the female and his interactions.

    • @kdior777
      @kdior777 3 роки тому +125

      @@grimsgraveyard3598 you're right. I thought about it, right after I posted it. Friend was perceived as the enemy from their 1st encounter. They are creatures that think. He was in a house and it was go time...

    • @robertwright1410
      @robertwright1410 3 роки тому +136

      The girl went home all the time so why would they be coming up to get her? They also attack friend in the house when the girl toad is in the light house and Grunner says they killed the guy on the boat who was leaving a ship wreck. I don't know why their attacking but it doesn't seem to be to save girl creature. It may be because they use the land they're on or maybe the female creatures can choose who they want to be with and the rest of her species disagrees so instead of forcing her back they are trying to just remove the variable. Overall Grunner saved her when she was a kid and he's only been on the island for a year when friend gets there. So the girl creature has aged less than a year by the time friend arrives. I don't know how these creatures age but by human standards molestation.

  • @blackmilkjizz2643
    @blackmilkjizz2643 3 роки тому +13633

    No but like humans will literally mate with anything breathing. No wait...they'd even mate with the dead 😭

    • @TheShooterlol
      @TheShooterlol 3 роки тому +612

      Look up penguins mating.

    • @chelsymcclinton8799
      @chelsymcclinton8799 3 роки тому +76

      😂

    • @platinumgames1314
      @platinumgames1314 3 роки тому +426

      the power of horny compels us
      no bonk o horny jail shall contain us

    • @PsychoBatcave
      @PsychoBatcave 3 роки тому +323

      men*

    • @jorelletaylor5408
      @jorelletaylor5408 3 роки тому +254

      Old European men travel to Philippines to visit animal brothels and sadly to hurt children! I wish death on such wicked ones!!!

  • @danstheman33
    @danstheman33 Рік тому +213

    These mermaid people sent hundreds of their people fighting to the death in repeated attempts to rescue a single slave. Quite noble of them.

    • @LuxuryBeautyPro
      @LuxuryBeautyPro 11 місяців тому +43

      I think she was their Queen. He took her as a baby, she most likely was a princess at the time. Most of the pack were men.

  • @rycs16
    @rycs16 3 роки тому +2375

    I like how they show how few bullets they have, then they proceed to spend months just popping shots off like there is no limit to their ammo...

    • @johnmethvin9066
      @johnmethvin9066 3 роки тому +60

      That's the sign of a good movie.

    • @gordiaugustin4062
      @gordiaugustin4062 3 роки тому +55

      As a military veteran, it just grinds me to no end when I see this b.s. in movies. Ammo supply is crucial for survival in the military and they just piss over reality with no guilt. Same goes for the pistol with unlimited rounds but a 15 clip mag..
      grrrrr

    • @adambarnsdale2784
      @adambarnsdale2784 3 роки тому +6

      someone said its a good read but id probably shut it off beofre it ended, casue really? do we need to know the ending they atttack everynight but the only changes is his long hair. why? but if it made money. good but this shit makes you dumber trying to figure out somehting that has no answer.

    • @drewmyers3916
      @drewmyers3916 3 роки тому +19

      @@gordiaugustin4062 its a movie about some dudes tag teaming a fish. If you take it seriously then i question why they allowed you to join the military.

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 3 роки тому +5

      @@gordiaugustin4062 To be fair when you use bolt actions ammo last longer than you would feel it would as you need to make every shot count... Plus a 5000 round crate while heavy is much smaller than one would think. I could assume they have maybe half that... Heck back then it was common to buy 700+ round cans of ammo as its cheaper in bulk.

  • @gooseharbinger4851
    @gooseharbinger4851 3 роки тому +2834

    "They wanted a truce" then just don't go to the light house, she is literally free half the time

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 3 роки тому +313

      Then he goes nuts because he doesn't have anything to fight. Remember how they avoided the light house for months and it drove him crazy? He wanted them to attack him.

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 3 роки тому +13

      @@dustinmaxwell259 lol

    • @markuscriticus8278
      @markuscriticus8278 3 роки тому +33

      Maybe it'S taht they are all afraid of the dark and she only isn't, cause she was raised by Gruner (till the end, when she teaches them it's no big deal)?

    • @poeticalvision
      @poeticalvision 3 роки тому +33

      @@markuscriticus8278 oh I get it... they are retarded

    • @tanyarawat9700
      @tanyarawat9700 3 роки тому +3

      @@poeticalvision 🤣👀🤣

  • @dumbdead8835
    @dumbdead8835 3 роки тому +3866

    They really expect me to feel bad for the fish groomer when he dies

    • @tealizzz
      @tealizzz 3 роки тому +329

      Fr he got worse and worse as the movie went on

    • @te9591
      @te9591 3 роки тому +52

      Fish groomer?

    • @squishy8758
      @squishy8758 3 роки тому +343

      @@te9591 he was grooming the "fish girl" since infancy. He was manipulating her to be "like a dog", and to be super submissive so he can have hai way with her. Either making her do chores or raping her

    • @te9591
      @te9591 3 роки тому +144

      @@squishy8758 oh, that's extra creepy. Wtf.

    • @ivxp365
      @ivxp365 3 роки тому +5

      @Gorillaz troll wtf is wrong with you

  • @unclecreed2986
    @unclecreed2986 2 роки тому +119

    If it weren't for the mermaids this would just be the Lighthouse.

  • @DenerWitt
    @DenerWitt 3 роки тому +4023

    this man has a weird way of "mastering his own destiny". living in a rock in the middle of the sea killing sea monsters and getting laid with a fish.

    • @framework333
      @framework333 3 роки тому +231

      Him, pounding away at Fish-chan: DESTINY!!!😩👐🍑

    • @Slimpicken
      @Slimpicken 3 роки тому +82

      @@framework333 no please...why

    • @jjava.bean5
      @jjava.bean5 3 роки тому +49

      *raping and grooming a fish child

    • @DenerWitt
      @DenerWitt 3 роки тому +151

      @@jjava.bean5 *also slaving, torturing, assaulting, killing her people, manipulating, etc. If you are gonna ruin the joke put the effort and fill the list

    • @ivans.5959
      @ivans.5959 3 роки тому +61

      @@jjava.bean5 joke's on you
      There aren't any laws that protect fish people

  • @hazptmedia
    @hazptmedia 3 роки тому +2994

    Who else watches these instead of the actual movies?

    • @sophiaescareno8410
      @sophiaescareno8410 3 роки тому +44

      Me since I would just get a lot more mad if I watch the whole movie. I hated that guy Gruner and I’m glad he got torn apart like he deserved.

    • @tomj1676
      @tomj1676 3 роки тому +18

      Me but im kind of ashamed because movies deserve to be watched fully. (except the really bad ones)

    • @bamsalinas
      @bamsalinas 3 роки тому +22

      Saves us the time

    • @albiemini6956
      @albiemini6956 3 роки тому +14

      I'll probably start seeing these instead of movies. Saves time and you still get the story. But if i truly like one of these i'll watch the movie as well.
      Though i'd prefer the tittle of the movie to be in the tittle of the video as well.

    • @simplesimp9664
      @simplesimp9664 3 роки тому +12

      Me, I’d honestly hate the movies if I watched them. Watching movie recap shows the good and interesting and “juices” of the movie. And evens helps us understand the meaning. I’ve watched the recap than movie, the movie is almost never as good as the recap. It’s like the recap hypes it up a lot but when you watch the movie you realize how slow it is or how fast it all goes by or how many useless scenes were added just to stretch the movie. Without movie recap I’d hate so many movies

  • @kadeshnelson1740
    @kadeshnelson1740 3 роки тому +4752

    I have a feeling that those monster's are Gruner's children😂

  • @icybuuchannel
    @icybuuchannel 2 роки тому +31

    “the naked man doing the stretch as preparation for a long day of doing nothing” LOL 😂

    • @jon2026
      @jon2026 8 місяців тому

      😆 Relatable.

  • @cizia69
    @cizia69 3 роки тому +4366

    Plot twist, these sea-creatures are ancient Hollywood rejects with too much cosmetic work

    • @randyranderson690
      @randyranderson690 3 роки тому +41

      Correction: Not enough cosmetic work.

    • @cizia69
      @cizia69 3 роки тому +25

      @@randyranderson690 Both work

    • @it_is_what_it_is269
      @it_is_what_it_is269 3 роки тому +17

      They are offspring of Michael Jackson ,he havent died ,he just lives on small island and does "Hee Hee " to the undiscovered fish spiecies with 46 chromosones .

    • @erikarodriguez1612
      @erikarodriguez1612 3 роки тому +2

      Jajajajaajajajaj drugs

    • @erikarodriguez1612
      @erikarodriguez1612 3 роки тому +1

      @@it_is_what_it_is269 jajajaajajajajaj dont do drugs hee hee

  • @Rachelx0
    @Rachelx0 3 роки тому +13351

    are we going ignore the fact that Gruner was basically molesting the sea creature?... I mean I know it's a fictional character but it's still vile and disgusting.

    • @dk6173
      @dk6173 3 роки тому +773

      Ikr Forgetting everything else that was sick and horrific. 🤮

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 3 роки тому +1560

      The disgusting part to me how this story is from those 2 men perspective and they call the sea creatures monsters, they look more like monsters to me based on their actions

    • @tupacshakur4evar943
      @tupacshakur4evar943 3 роки тому +32

      @@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Don't care, they are the foreign and weird savages. We need something to fight. It's the natural order. Without that we would lose purpose.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 3 роки тому +739

      @@tupacshakur4evar943 I mean, I'm pretty sure the sea ppl just wanted to rescue that mermaid? She was captured as a baby by that guy and groomed to be submissive to abuse... Well I can kinda understand his side too, being stuck in that little island alone for years, would mess up any person's head, and he became more primitive and acting on instinct of survival. But still, he did groom and abuse that mermaid girl
      Like, I agree with you that Human life comes first, and that Humans should be the top dog on the food chain compared to animals. But those creatures arent animals, they looked too Human. It's like if we Humans met an alien humanoid species, I would empathize with them for being like us specially if there intelligent and sentient

    • @jazmineworthy2010
      @jazmineworthy2010 3 роки тому +14

      Right

  • @g38ra
    @g38ra 3 роки тому +2924

    Love it. No distracting narrator face, near monotonic tone (similar to the robot one I originally loved but now with a human touch). It sucked that yt demonetized the TTS content but glad that this one comes really close, 100% subscribed here.

    • @Hellernsteit
      @Hellernsteit 3 роки тому +12

      Opinion=Valid

    • @jackadam01
      @jackadam01 3 роки тому +27

      They demonitized tts thats a damn shame. Very anti-capitalist of them.

    • @MrBanzaiBullet
      @MrBanzaiBullet 3 роки тому +34

      Ah that makes sense. I was really confused why I haven't been hearing that voice on the recent vids. Something about it was just so pleasing when watching these vids.

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 3 роки тому +2

      What's wrong with tts?

    • @markeye2043
      @markeye2043 3 роки тому +5

      TTS?

  • @BrianLockett
    @BrianLockett Рік тому +35

    Not sure why folks are calling this a Hollywood film. It's a French-Spanish film, based on a Spaniard writer's novel. It's not a Hollywood film. Not all films on Earth are Hollywood, folks.

    • @DilligenceBackup
      @DilligenceBackup Місяць тому

      You know how it is, people don't think anything exists outside of North America in this country lol

  • @mikemaceda3222
    @mikemaceda3222 3 роки тому +11046

    Plot twist: everyday the female creature was secretly laying eggs that would grow up to be the creatures attacking them.

    • @jrasiy4048
      @jrasiy4048 3 роки тому +133

      nah, they mammals for sure :P

    • @fudgenugget2690
      @fudgenugget2690 3 роки тому +716

      @@jrasiy4048 I mean echidnas and platypus can lay eggs and they are mammals so that doesn't make it entirely impossible.

    • @lucasjustice
      @lucasjustice 3 роки тому +726

      And Gruner was the father of them, so he was just slaughtering his children

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 3 роки тому +416

      @@lucasjustice some rick and morty shit.

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 3 роки тому +132

      @@lucasjustice plus she'll come back to repeat with the new gruner.

  • @madiaw5553
    @madiaw5553 3 роки тому +2537

    To be fair this still many times better than the trench of Europe

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 роки тому +40

      chance of death is lower presumably

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 3 роки тому +51

      @@australium7374 yeah cus your enemy doesn't have guns and big ass cannons that will obliterate you if they see an atom of you or your outfit

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 роки тому +22

      @@robbieaulia6462 imagine sleeping in Verdun while the Imperials blasts your eardrums every second

    • @VinaX2R
      @VinaX2R 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah and you get to bang a sea creature

    • @TTCanadaJapan
      @TTCanadaJapan 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah just imagine being sent to Verdun, that place was a meat grinder

  • @thelilabides
    @thelilabides 3 роки тому +4008

    I remember reading the book to this and being like ‘wtf’, when the film came out I was like no thank you, 50 shades of fish.

    • @mustanghunts
      @mustanghunts 3 роки тому +169

      Lol…50 Shades of Fish…👍🍻

    • @packt333
      @packt333 3 роки тому +13

      What's da name of the movie

    • @nyeguono
      @nyeguono 3 роки тому +321

      @Aluzky he literally raised her from when she was a baby, ofc she isn't gonna leave. Its called trauma bonding. The same reasons why some ppl can't leaves their abusive ex or husbands who beat them.
      The way you defending this in several comments makes ut look like u enjoy sick shit like that

    • @nyeguono
      @nyeguono 3 роки тому +208

      @Aluzky What's the difference between being found as a child or a baby?🤣 The point is he found her when she was young. I'm really curious the point u were trying to make here😅
      P.S she was FOUND AS A BABY according to the summary
      There's no mention of him raising her? The summary literally said she varnished but comes back to him since she felt she owed him her life. I guess she was raising herself while living with him huh?💀 The point is they lived together from when she young.
      And I'm glad you mentioned that she's a wild animal, are u aware wild animals can't consent to sex? Do u know that no consent means abuse??
      No where in the movie was she abused? Really? Did we watch the same summary? He literally beat her when she brought starfish & accused her of giving information to her kind I guess that's not abuse but love huh. Can you even hear yourself?🤦🏾
      Summary literally says, she's like a dog who won't leave her master no matter how cruel implying that he had been cruel to her & treated her poorly😅
      My secret agenda? Over a movie? Pls tell me you trolling, there's no way anyone is this delusional
      My secret agenda is prolly to exterminate all form of abuse & yours is to live in fantasy land where u can fck animals. You're working so hard to defend this, rest a bit huh

    • @packt333
      @packt333 3 роки тому +11

      @@nyeguono Say Ma RNs I'm with dat cuz some stuff you just don't condone in in no type of way

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +103

    Honestly this would be a badass videogame, a game like The Forest but you have to guard an outpost or lighthouse every night from monsters.

    • @antonioyeats2149
      @antonioyeats2149 Рік тому +6

      Bruh 😂 I hadn't thought of that but you're so damn correct

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 Рік тому +12

      Right, because countless of video games that are like this don't exist..

    • @MagpieDynamics
      @MagpieDynamics 10 місяців тому +7

      You might be interested in the horror game No One Lives Under the Lighthouse. It's more of a Lovecraftian cosmic horror story, but it might scratch that itch.

    • @milesl6070
      @milesl6070 8 місяців тому

      And then after level 3 you get to have sex with a sea creature

    • @mosasa1307
      @mosasa1307 8 місяців тому +2

      and your reward for each night is going to pound town with your princess in blue.

  • @marovidua5250
    @marovidua5250 3 роки тому +1556

    At this point I don’t even watch movies anymore lol

    • @narikogabiosa799
      @narikogabiosa799 3 роки тому +41

      just watched some recapped movies from time to time right? XD ( but there are sometimes some movies that could be good to watch )

    • @marovidua5250
      @marovidua5250 3 роки тому +21

      @@narikogabiosa799 yeah I mean it just feels like I don’t even have the attention span to be able to follow a whole movie for 2 hours, maybe I should just go on that island for a bit

    • @lemonslice1733
      @lemonslice1733 3 роки тому +13

      why spend a hour watching movies if it can be less than 20 mins

    • @marovidua5250
      @marovidua5250 3 роки тому +2

      @@lemonslice1733 exactly !

    • @bellaancheta5407
      @bellaancheta5407 3 роки тому +18

      Kinda sad. Movies are art and ppl put everything into these stories. You should appreciate people’s work rather then just watch a video about it.

  • @Forbidden_Chocolate
    @Forbidden_Chocolate 3 роки тому +7461

    this is so cursed, not only is he having sex with a different specie (which is gross in its own right) but also groomed the fish child to be his slave wife. the dude broke so many ethical rules

    • @Slimpicken
      @Slimpicken 3 роки тому +282

      Yea don't think theres any laws on the treatment of fish creatures...so technocally warcrimes and rape is legal. Unfortunately.

    • @nyeguono
      @nyeguono 3 роки тому +753

      @@Slimpicken yea, that's why OP said 'ethical rules.' Not everything legal is right & something doesn't have to be illegal before its wrong e.g slavery

    • @rizwansoomro3275
      @rizwansoomro3275 3 роки тому +60

      well, when men wants sex all it needs is a hole. which one, it does'nt matter

    • @Leviathan_Art
      @Leviathan_Art 3 роки тому +363

      @@rizwansoomro3275 well then nigga should've baked a pie instead.

    • @bluedream2493
      @bluedream2493 3 роки тому +55

      @@Leviathan_Art lmao

  • @HeyItzZedd
    @HeyItzZedd 3 роки тому +1053

    "is like a dog" the title of this video just got 10x weirder, we officially on some Omni-Man type shit.

    • @chelsymcclinton8799
      @chelsymcclinton8799 3 роки тому +16

      FrFr😂

    • @charliebaker1427
      @charliebaker1427 3 роки тому +14

      Lmao i was about to say good comic reference before realizing you ment his debbie comments his his alien cheeck clapping

    • @squishy8758
      @squishy8758 3 роки тому +12

      @@charliebaker1427 yeah ... "I love your mother, but more like a dog"

    • @Bombaclaat.
      @Bombaclaat. 3 роки тому +1

      Ya

    • @HeyItzZedd
      @HeyItzZedd 3 роки тому +2

      @@charliebaker1427 Nolan said Debbie was like a pet, so.... yeah we on some omni man shit.

  • @Kaminkaese
    @Kaminkaese Рік тому +132

    "2 guys 1 fish"

  • @AndSoWeLaughed
    @AndSoWeLaughed 3 роки тому +3902

    Imagine just killing every creature when they’re just answering their lost friends cries for help. She’s saying come get me, this human is nasty. They’d go if you gave her back! She feels indebted but she knows this is some weird and wrong shit. And she was basically RAISED by this man. Weeeeird, that she is basically his daughter, pet and slave and he is fine having a romantic (but seemingly nonconsensual) relationship with all three versions. Humans really piss me off when I see movies like this.

    • @Dhfhucudu
      @Dhfhucudu 3 роки тому +254

      Right? And she feels indebted to him when really her getting caught was the fault of his kind. And nothing about that relationship was romantic 🤮. He was using her for sex.

    • @Sashakawaiicat
      @Sashakawaiicat 3 роки тому +234

      @Aluzky... I genuinely think you need to rethink your thought process here and what you're defending. You cannot be aware of the fact that this character has the intelligence of an animal and then defend the man having sex with her. That encompasses so many different things, zoophilia and litteral nonconsensual sex because a creature who is essentially an animal cannot give consent.

    • @Sashakawaiicat
      @Sashakawaiicat 3 роки тому +203

      @Aluzky eww... You litterally described this character as being an animal, comparable to a wild cat and less intelligent than a human. Now unless you believe that wild cats can give consent to having sex with a human please stop defending this shit, its kinda creepy.

    • @krn91
      @krn91 3 роки тому +114

      @Aluzky ew.

    • @PoFFizdaMan
      @PoFFizdaMan 3 роки тому +31

      @Aluzky, your comprehensive defense of this man and elaborate intellectualization to justify behavior that every decent person watching the film would inherently condemn, says more about you and your own degenerate nature than anything related to the film. You're siding with the only actual monster in the whole tragic play. Gruner is a man void of feelings, after he lost his wife, he lost his humanity. He's a broken shell of a man, and spending so much time in isolation drove him insane. His character is the basis for the title of the film. The worst thing in this world is intelligence without compassion, who wounded you to such a degree that you side with villains against an honest reaction of the events portrayed?

  • @arinevermore
    @arinevermore 3 роки тому +1602

    So this is basically Lighthouse with real sea monsters and less crystal meth dream.

  • @danid8178
    @danid8178 3 роки тому +766

    "He sees the man do a naked stretch as to prepare for a long day of doing nothing!" 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😀

  • @TyrannoWright
    @TyrannoWright 2 роки тому +26

    Nice to see Story Recapped dropping the text-to-speech voice for real narration. Never expected it to happen.

  • @elijahmosrae1784
    @elijahmosrae1784 3 роки тому +4697

    I watched this movie, I understand what loneliness can do to a man, just didn't expect such a level of horniness.

  • @gonna_cry
    @gonna_cry 3 роки тому +2299

    This was a depressing one. Poor fish .

    • @-JustHuman-
      @-JustHuman- 3 роки тому +173

      As they can breath air and have breast, I would say they are closer to humans and dolphins, so clearly they are not fish but mammals.

    • @hostile_brat2450
      @hostile_brat2450 3 роки тому +15

      @@-JustHuman- well sayed

    • @apolloclawk7408
      @apolloclawk7408 3 роки тому +25

      @@-JustHuman- soooo can I clap?

    • @ziyamalik1666
      @ziyamalik1666 3 роки тому +131

      @@-JustHuman- raping mammal is still not justified 🤡

    • @cottonhairedaesthetic2005
      @cottonhairedaesthetic2005 3 роки тому +50

      @@apolloclawk7408 gotta ask for consent first

  • @TheZygomaticus1
    @TheZygomaticus1 3 роки тому +957

    This channel is like the Bed time story we didn't know we still need.

    • @lookingdolly
      @lookingdolly 3 роки тому +14

      If I watch these before bed I ain't sleeping

    • @allyandrew1234
      @allyandrew1234 3 роки тому +7

      I literally listened to this to fall asleep last night

    • @yoandrireyes1429
      @yoandrireyes1429 3 роки тому +3

      Do u fall asleep hahah I start to watch a video at 11pm and at the end it’s 3am 🤣🤣🤣

    • @strlordx2198
      @strlordx2198 3 роки тому +2

      Facts bro. Its awesome tbh

    • @foreverinchrist6198
      @foreverinchrist6198 2 роки тому +1

      Jesus is real and loves you he died so that your sins can be forgiven
      and if you believe in him and turn from your sins you will have eternal life there is hope beyond death have a blessed day😇

  • @hopemwewa7099
    @hopemwewa7099 2 роки тому +389

    You have to feel for the creature. It makes you understand why aliens in other other movies just kill humans without question. All they wanted is one of theirs. Gruner knew that they well as he knew most of everything on/abt the island but just did not want to give her up. Am just surprised why she didn't find enough energy / strength to kill him b4 even Friend showed up on the island. Ooh wait... That would have ended the movie. My bad.

  • @lonelyronin2428
    @lonelyronin2428 3 роки тому +703

    "No one leaves Bruner." I think he murdered his wife. And murdered snyone else who tried to leave him.

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 3 роки тому +90

      Probably. I pegged him as the villain of the story as soon as I saw the fish people attacking. I mean, there's NO REASON for them to kill themselves like that night after night...unless...he did or is doing something very VERY bad.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 3 роки тому +4

      @@DaWhiteWolffie
      Ants and even humans keep on marching into their own graves like the sea creatures did. It was war against the aliens. The aliens had infinite manpower and Bruner had infinite ammunition. Fatigue took its toll and Bruner forgot why he fought the war. Bruner had always fought the war against the aliens, it was part of life to kill the aliens. Bruner couldn't be alone in his tragedy and dragged others into the spiral of doom. The aliens liked this game just as much and couldn't let Bruner be alone. They knew what would happen but they kept going like obedient ants.

    • @szeplakizeta9372
      @szeplakizeta9372 3 роки тому +6

      In Fishalien Island, you don’t leave Bruner, Bruner leaves you.

  • @skydragon8538
    @skydragon8538 3 роки тому +635

    This man is smart at marketing, he makes the title as sexual as possible to get more views, wise thinking 😂😂😂

    • @seriousnesstv7902
      @seriousnesstv7902 2 роки тому +15

      They all do this, these guys are doing what foundflex did long ago.

    • @iteka_karen
      @iteka_karen 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂👏

    • @prime8nate
      @prime8nate 2 роки тому +2

      Welcome to UA-cam.

  • @timothyroberson9498
    @timothyroberson9498 3 роки тому +251

    I'm honestly believing that this was how Aquaman was created. Gruner is his true pappy

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Рік тому +18

    "He tells him that he is not a murderer" after murdering literally hundreds of humanoid beings.

  • @markuscriticus8278
    @markuscriticus8278 3 роки тому +766

    I would call it Lighthouse meets Shape of Water, but it seems more like just "Lighthouse plus 20% more fish rape ".

    • @bigbendasteppa171
      @bigbendasteppa171 3 роки тому +72

      @Aluzky you hear yourself?

    • @vegetableautopsy3551
      @vegetableautopsy3551 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlueLikeAnIKEABag
      @BlueLikeAnIKEABag 3 роки тому +78

      @Aluzky He found her as a baby and raised her in complete isolation. The power imbalance is off the charts, making it pretty much impossible for her to give real consent

    • @BlueLikeAnIKEABag
      @BlueLikeAnIKEABag 3 роки тому +22

      @Aluzky Well you can start a criminal investigation in fantasy land, but I highly doubt there will be much evidence to find at the bottom of a shrooms bag

    • @BlueLikeAnIKEABag
      @BlueLikeAnIKEABag 3 роки тому +62

      @Aluzky You, my friend, live in fantasy land if you believe there is anything redeemable about the relationship in this movie. You’re everywhere in the comments here. Frankly, you sound like you're personally invested in this topic in a way I don’t wish to know about. See a therapist, man.

  • @Kulayyu
    @Kulayyu 3 роки тому +508

    It's the cycle of life.
    Man meets Fish girl - Man plows Fish girl - Fish girl gets knocked up - Fish girl lays eggs in the sea - eggs hatch and quickly grow to Fish son - Fish sons gets teenage angst - Fish sons wants to confront deadbeat dad - Dad does not see family resemblance and shoots the b@stards - Dad starts feeling horny.
    Then the cycle begins again......

    • @angelitomasalta869
      @angelitomasalta869 3 роки тому +12

      but i dont think its a fish though . more like a mammalian origin like whalessince they have blowholes

    • @Kulayyu
      @Kulayyu 3 роки тому +1

      @@angelitomasalta869 Blowholes, yes, yes, quite appropriate too if you know what I mean 😉😆😝.

    • @angelitomasalta869
      @angelitomasalta869 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kulayyu hahahhaha maybe they stick their rod on the blowholes

    • @brandonnichols7999
      @brandonnichols7999 2 роки тому

      @@angelitomasalta869 😁😁😁

    • @rooftopcat1785
      @rooftopcat1785 Рік тому

      A whale of tail ya spun there.

  • @MrJreed1000
    @MrJreed1000 3 роки тому +712

    I’ve seen this movie on other recaps … and literally nobody mention that pervert was smashing that seal lady

    • @tayfattz2272
      @tayfattz2272 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chelsymcclinton8799
      @chelsymcclinton8799 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @pennydreadful5163
      @pennydreadful5163 3 роки тому +13

      Hormones

    • @mjp7671
      @mjp7671 3 роки тому +47

      @@pennydreadful5163 you leave the creepiest comments

    • @Jayariee
      @Jayariee 3 роки тому +5

      Because it wasn't important to the movie, literally could have been left out and wouldn't have made a difference

  • @samsonjavati9622
    @samsonjavati9622 Рік тому +10

    These two researchers had enough ammunition to start a mini war!!!

  • @Shhmoke
    @Shhmoke 3 роки тому +505

    I like how every movie in the world is about mating

  • @FlyingShadow11
    @FlyingShadow11 3 роки тому +217

    friend taking off his shirt, gruner watching. this movie just got wild lmaoo

  • @aytanaliazarli
    @aytanaliazarli 3 роки тому +450

    They Had Us In the First Half, not gonna lie🤣

  • @D_Chess
    @D_Chess Рік тому +15

    I randomly ran across this on Netflix a while back and frequently think of it.
    The surreal isolation, and psychological aspects of the plot, I often think back on today. I loved the slow burn tension.

    • @sussyakwei7558
      @sussyakwei7558 8 місяців тому

      What’s the name of the movie?

    • @tayhlordalton9596
      @tayhlordalton9596 8 місяців тому +1

      I watched one similar on Netflix but it was black and white "not old though" and it was a mermaid in the lighthouse

  • @Polomance862
    @Polomance862 2 роки тому +1164

    What we can gather, is that these sea creatures were simply aiming to reclaim and avenge the pain of Aneris. They are capable of rational thought; and as Friend began to show kindness to the Toads, they begun to return in kind with lessening attacks.
    Gruner seemed to have been trapped and never shared in the curious compassion for the toads. He saved one and was subjected to persistent attacks. Finding his only solace in the toad female's company. He did not want to be left alone; as humans are not made to be isolated without another. Before Friend came along; he had nobody to speak or depend on. So his anger, loneliness, and fading memories would consume him.
    Friend taking over Gruner's position opens new light. He retained compassion, love, and humanity to see the pain and problem before him. He wanted to uphold his duties, and fought purely to survive. But he wanted to see what exactly they desired; and with it begun to discover that these monsters were simply seeking to rescue their own. When Friend created the peace offering; and tried to treat Aneris with respect. He opened the door to a new unity; and revealed the true monster that was Gruner. the man that nigh lost all humanity and sense of self. The island's isolation had created a monster and with what brief clarity; he submitted himself to his punishment.
    Friend, becoming the new Gruner did not lose his compassion. He upheld his true duties as the Lighthouse Watch. Where the monsters would cease their attacks; and the return of Aneris to the sea was the wrong made right.

    • @tytheaniman497
      @tytheaniman497 2 роки тому +30

      But why did he stay? He’s just gonna be alone unless Aneris comes back to visit with her people.

    • @sarahrobertson634
      @sarahrobertson634 2 роки тому +5

      That wrong can never be made right.

    • @samquill8175
      @samquill8175 2 роки тому +9

      @@sarahrobertson634 IDK man, Aneris could have left all along.

    • @sarahrobertson634
      @sarahrobertson634 2 роки тому

      @@samquill8175 Aneris was brainwashed from a very young age, my not-very-smart friend. Just because somebody can get away with being an abusive pervert, doesn't mean they should. Maybe I should shoot guys like you that say things like that...cuz I'm a really good shot, and why not? I think you might just be a pervert, and I don't like perverts. Run, pervo. I enjoy moving targets.

    • @invinsible
      @invinsible 2 роки тому +10

      @@samquill8175 that's what i thought. She is running and swimming around during daylight. Why does she stay??
      Weird!
      Well, okay, women in a toxic and violent relationship/marriage also stay. I also never understood that!

  • @sheenawilcox8088
    @sheenawilcox8088 3 роки тому +118

    "Thrusting" I've could've lived my whole life not hearing the one sentence. 🙃

  • @cupidok2768
    @cupidok2768 3 роки тому +964

    Im confused why he isn not scared to fight using fire on his own but gets scared at the light house

    • @RATsnak3
      @RATsnak3 3 роки тому +15

      bad writing

    • @slayergaming5616
      @slayergaming5616 3 роки тому +2

      @@RATsnak3 so is “isn not” bad writing? He just mistyped

    • @RATsnak3
      @RATsnak3 3 роки тому +22

      @@slayergaming5616 I meant the movie

    • @slayergaming5616
      @slayergaming5616 3 роки тому +1

      @@RATsnak3 that doesn’t make sense

    • @tomj1676
      @tomj1676 3 роки тому +25

      @@slayergaming5616 Writing means the way the story was written, or you could say how it was conceived

  • @soldier22881
    @soldier22881 2 роки тому

    Thanks!

  • @timothyadams2719
    @timothyadams2719 2 роки тому +1315

    Watched the movie, and it’s not really about the creature being a mating slave. The creature is a subset of human species that evolved in a pocket ecosystem away from other humans and is more marine based and cold blooded. One man sees her as a slave or a pet (he once refers to her as a dog) and he uses her for many things including healing his wounds and for sex. The other man is afraid of her at first but they form a bond and he starts to see intelligence and emotion from her. By the end, he is respectful of her species and wants a truce with them while the other man just wants to kill her species and subjugate her.

    • @quadeevans6484
      @quadeevans6484 2 роки тому +1

      @@commiehunter733 holy shit a racist in the wild, rare find these days

    • @punygreenman5956
      @punygreenman5956 2 роки тому +4

      @@commiehunter733 That's a bit too harsh. It's the circumstances that they find themselves in.

    • @leeadder2105
      @leeadder2105 2 роки тому +14

      @@commiehunter733 otherwise known as londonstan

    • @roshandawalton8
      @roshandawalton8 2 роки тому +1

      🙏🏾 thanks for that

    • @hydroxytriptamine3554
      @hydroxytriptamine3554 2 роки тому +3

      @@commiehunter733 basado

  • @mintkiity
    @mintkiity 3 роки тому +485

    It’s adorable how she tries to eat the candle 🥺

    • @pennydreadful5163
      @pennydreadful5163 3 роки тому +15

      Would've been better if she shoved it in her hot pocket.

    • @pastpaperprocrastinator
      @pastpaperprocrastinator 3 роки тому +78

      @@pennydreadful5163 wtf!?

    • @mickk8519
      @mickk8519 3 роки тому +15

      No, she was really trying to communicate about what she wanted to do for him 😉

    • @Dhfhucudu
      @Dhfhucudu 3 роки тому +40

      @@mickk8519 Ewww

    • @sirbluebeetle2875
      @sirbluebeetle2875 3 роки тому +9

      She was taught to lick hot rods, can't blame her.

  • @shellirk2819
    @shellirk2819 2 роки тому +919

    I've seen this movie a couple of times. I wouldn't call being seggxually abused as "mating".

    • @impactedlion7056
      @impactedlion7056 2 роки тому +1

      What's this movies name?

    • @shellirk2819
      @shellirk2819 2 роки тому +7

      @@impactedlion7056 Cold Skin

    • @corbinsmith50
      @corbinsmith50 2 роки тому +33

      Deuteronomy 22:28-29
      If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
      God says rape victims must marry their rapists.

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 2 роки тому +56

      @@corbinsmith50 Oh boy unsolicited atheist takes! Tell us more about this Bible you haven’t read!

    • @_wayward_494
      @_wayward_494 2 роки тому +3

      @@ab-gail is that an actual bible verse?

  • @matiasdevaglia4541
    @matiasdevaglia4541 2 роки тому +38

    It's a good movie that adapts "The Cold Skin", a novel from 2002. It was made years before "The Lighthouse", but somehow people think it was "inspired" by it.

    • @jupiterrising887
      @jupiterrising887 10 місяців тому +6

      Yeah the original source material was obviously inspired by Shadow Over Innsmouth.

  • @KingdomReality
    @KingdomReality 3 роки тому +701

    No one seems to be concerned about a human mating with unknown creatures 🤮

    • @Dragonflyjones67
      @Dragonflyjones67 3 роки тому +82

      If you seen Splice? I'm very disgusted......

    • @ImOfficiallyBrøken
      @ImOfficiallyBrøken 3 роки тому +60

      Humans will have sex with anything when there in isolation its how we work manee 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😭

    • @Dhfhucudu
      @Dhfhucudu 3 роки тому +86

      No one seems to be concerned with the fact that he groomed a baby into his submissive sex slave.

    • @WraithLK
      @WraithLK 3 роки тому +46

      @Aluzky you’re actually disgusting. No consent can be had when one part of the relationship has sub-human level of intelligence.

    • @Sungura_Kaiser
      @Sungura_Kaiser 3 роки тому +13

      That's kinda why we exist, actually. Cavemen and neanderthals were technically two separate species.

  • @bizarreworld2510
    @bizarreworld2510 3 роки тому +658

    "Every hole's a goal"
    -Gruner

  • @whatamiwitnessing1003
    @whatamiwitnessing1003 3 роки тому +711

    Love the recaps, hate the titles. Can you like.. accurately reflect the movie with a title and not try to use bait titles for edgy kids?

    • @khalduras784
      @khalduras784 3 роки тому +149

      They're too obvious right? His older videos had better titles.

    • @John_Ass
      @John_Ass 3 роки тому +27

      Why would the channel want to bait tense, nervous or irritable kid?

    • @Paulmight1
      @Paulmight1 3 роки тому +40

      @@khalduras784 this guy runs 3 channels that all do the same thing I'm pretty sure that's why he needs these titles I don't like it but yes it's his clickbait

    • @tswolf8223
      @tswolf8223 3 роки тому +2

      any truers ahaha

    • @Paulmight1
      @Paulmight1 3 роки тому +5

      @@joshuagraham1265 just wanted to say I love the profile and username. Also your comment leaves a great pun 😂

  • @chad2293
    @chad2293 Рік тому +12

    I want to know how drunk the writers were when they wrote this.

    • @Howluffu
      @Howluffu 8 місяців тому

      It's a novel adaptation. "La pell freda" from Albert Sánchez Piñol.

  • @코알라준
    @코알라준 3 роки тому +204

    How are they not out of ammo?

    • @kontrarien5721
      @kontrarien5721 3 роки тому +36

      Because all meteorological expeditions are supplied with thousands of rounds of ammunition, of course.

    • @adri-mc5ed
      @adri-mc5ed 3 роки тому +2

      Ur profile picture!!!

    • @코알라준
      @코알라준 3 роки тому +1

      @@adri-mc5ed that's my boyfriend☺️

    • @ArcangelstAngelista
      @ArcangelstAngelista 3 роки тому +1

      its a movie thats why lol

  • @pepepepegavillage4550
    @pepepepegavillage4550 3 роки тому +301

    This reminds me of another lighthouse movie where the man stayed on the island so long in isolation he got paranoid.

  • @shaunbang
    @shaunbang 3 роки тому +86

    i just noticed one giant plothole. if they shoot and kill all those creatures every damn night then how do all the dead bodies magically disappear?

    • @LegendarySkypenis
      @LegendarySkypenis Рік тому

      I'm guessing they recover their own dead for sea burial.

    • @Accobea
      @Accobea 10 місяців тому

      They take them with them

  • @sulla1537
    @sulla1537 2 роки тому +21

    Adrian Brody clearly didn’t warn Ray Stevens how sexy time with sci-fi creatures ruins careers.

    • @CrazyStoneTiger
      @CrazyStoneTiger 6 місяців тому

      It’s Adrien Brody

    • @sulla1537
      @sulla1537 6 місяців тому

      @@CrazyStoneTiger “Imagine my embarrassment”

  • @vikinglord11
    @vikinglord11 3 роки тому +616

    There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

  • @stianjohansen7555
    @stianjohansen7555 3 роки тому +90

    What if the creatures he was killing off, was his own offsprings all the time…

  • @peggywhip6934
    @peggywhip6934 3 роки тому +59

    "giving her the impression she's different from the others" BOY WHAT??!!!! lmao

    • @oizzepizze
      @oizzepizze 8 місяців тому

      « She’s not like other girls » energy

  • @Prospero812
    @Prospero812 Рік тому +20

    Almost 16 minutes long this was… I sure am glad I didn’t suffer watching this long movie. What a relief in knowing!

  • @NeedHelpCat
    @NeedHelpCat 3 роки тому +36

    *Aliens in media*
    Japan: Let's make her sexier and... they'll do the rest
    Westerners: Why change the appearance?

  • @daspec
    @daspec 3 роки тому +60

    The plot in one sentence:
    Lonely man bangs a mermaid while her tribe tries to get her back.

  • @masterimaginariumdooblepop7592
    @masterimaginariumdooblepop7592 3 роки тому +270

    This reminds me of the origins of the Sub-Mariner, the prince of Atlantis and half Atlantean. Basically, Namor’s mother was a princess from the sea who slept with a sailor. This is like a dark take on that origin.

    • @captainmarvelous1221
      @captainmarvelous1221 3 роки тому +2

      Yes I can see the similarity

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 3 роки тому +6

      Aneris is Sirena backwards which means mermaid in certain languages. But it derives from the Sirens, the Mythological creatures that killed sailors with their voice.

    • @Da_Grilla_432hz
      @Da_Grilla_432hz 2 роки тому

      I was just thinking, they could be fucking Namor’s cousin 😂

  • @naeemgierdien3512
    @naeemgierdien3512 Рік тому +2

    If aliens were real, there’s no way we could procreate with them😂 we can’t procreate with out closest DNA neighbour, the chimp

  • @nyeguono
    @nyeguono 3 роки тому +51

    Funny how they said they have limited ammo but yet go months fending off attacks with bullets almost every night.
    Do they have a bullet tree planted somewhere or wat? 🤣

  • @kingrob9993
    @kingrob9993 3 роки тому +95

    7:27 the creatures hand caressing his back while he's "thrusting" 😂😂

    • @davidwagstaff47
      @davidwagstaff47 3 роки тому +10

      @Aluzky all pets do, they love feeling wanted by their master

    • @The_torero
      @The_torero 3 роки тому +2

      I think when Friend saw that, he started taking a shine to the creature. He probably started fantasizing about having sex with it himself.

    • @davidwagstaff47
      @davidwagstaff47 3 роки тому

      @Aluzky high five 🙏👋

  • @infinitydweller9675
    @infinitydweller9675 3 роки тому +435

    This looks almost like the island from the game "The Shore". Lovecraft and all that stuff.

    • @Vinci480
      @Vinci480 3 роки тому +6

      I instantly though of "No One Lives Under the Lighthouse" basically has super similar story

    • @targard.quantumfrack6854
      @targard.quantumfrack6854 3 роки тому

      I'm waiting for a VR version on that one

    • @Janos1989
      @Janos1989 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing. Didn’t that even have the same rock rings and land formations?

    • @DJLegends
      @DJLegends 3 роки тому

      called that too!!!!!

  • @maranatha1115
    @maranatha1115 2 роки тому +18

    Tbh I’m so glad you guys summarized it cause I would have HATED the ending…. What a sad existence

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 2 роки тому +290

    This is so typical: the man starts his encounter with these species with aggression, yet these species are called monsters.

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 роки тому +2

      Thats the point of sobversion in fiction

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 2 роки тому +7

      What's it like to loathe your own species? I imagine it's very lonely.

    • @maheenm.k1015
      @maheenm.k1015 2 роки тому

      @@ComicGladiator what's it like being in idiot? Humans are an out of control species with to much power that will destroy anything if they're not criticized and made to reflect.
      We're literally worse than animals if we don't ruthlessly self reflect.

    • @JustMeAri
      @JustMeAri 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, it's how colonization works

    • @jujubeanzzz5413
      @jujubeanzzz5413 2 роки тому +1

      The white man

  • @everythingmatters3603
    @everythingmatters3603 3 роки тому +320

    This movie is so unbelievable...in a good way

    • @bigbywolf5197
      @bigbywolf5197 3 роки тому +7

      Whats the name of the movie??

    • @thatonecooktone
      @thatonecooktone 3 роки тому

      @@bigbywolf5197 cold skin

    • @cloutwolf5665
      @cloutwolf5665 3 роки тому +1

      What good way?

    • @SantanicoDiabolical
      @SantanicoDiabolical 3 роки тому +4

      this movie is garbage, not even worth seeing once. I want my wasted time back.

    • @everythingmatters3603
      @everythingmatters3603 3 роки тому

      You are all right this movie is crap but it's also full of imagination and if it's what the writer wanted to express and managed to tell it then it's good he fulfilled the purpose.

  • @trosclair434genus4
    @trosclair434genus4 3 роки тому +38

    I audibly gasped when he shoots the baby creature running.

  • @LycanWitch
    @LycanWitch 2 роки тому +23

    the logic of the sea creatures is top notch.. throw endless hordes to get killed, and at the end call for a truce, rather than simply, just stop visiting/attacking the lighthouse. Logic 100. Guess they aren't as "civilized" or intelligent as the dude thought.

  • @mottyele
    @mottyele 3 роки тому +57

    FYI this is from a book, Cold Skin. Author was on something for sure when I read this 😵

    • @dream8870
      @dream8870 3 роки тому +4

      yea and the fact it got turned into a movie is just even more crazy lol

  • @ominous8553
    @ominous8553 2 роки тому +31

    My respect for thanos does not grow everyday but every second

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 3 роки тому +720

    Gonna be real honest here; this doesn't even crack top 10 on my list of weird fantasy races that I'd absolutely be clapping cheeks....

  • @BlackXMetalXTech
    @BlackXMetalXTech 9 місяців тому +2

    So is this the male version of "the shape of water" XD

  • @starplatinumzahand8174
    @starplatinumzahand8174 3 роки тому +92

    Movie: mensions a Portuguese guy
    Everyone in Portugal: "yeah baby, that's what if been waiting for, that's why it's all about, ohhhhhhh!"

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 3 роки тому +1

      Vamos vamos 🇵🇹 🇵🇹

    • @platinumgames1314
      @platinumgames1314 3 роки тому

      Brbrbrbrbrbr
      Fala ae meus queridos

    • @Toxic2T
      @Toxic2T 3 роки тому

      @@GgTTV828 BRASIL PORRA KKKK

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 3 роки тому

      @@Toxic2T VAMO BRASIIL KKKK

  • @andrewoconnor2981
    @andrewoconnor2981 3 роки тому +58

    I'm glad you explain these movies in 15 minutes so I don't have to waste 2 hours of my life.

  • @RedTheWeeb
    @RedTheWeeb 3 роки тому +125

    This movie gave me that vibe from that one cthulu game like maybe it was inspired by the movie cuz like whale bone, sea diving suit, similar monsters, lighthouse, old notes and research, etc

    • @freddywest4102
      @freddywest4102 3 роки тому +4

      ikr, The Shore was the first thing that came to mind

    • @MrNuggetLoL
      @MrNuggetLoL 3 роки тому +3

      I had the same thought

    • @Vinci480
      @Vinci480 3 роки тому +4

      I thought of "No One Lives Under the Lighthouse" instantly but The Shore looks interesting

    • @ibnafoysol5043
      @ibnafoysol5043 3 роки тому

      What's the name of the move?

    • @luisvillanueva2464
      @luisvillanueva2464 3 роки тому

      Dishonored?

  • @joshuadickinson
    @joshuadickinson 2 роки тому +3

    Outstanding recap bud! Outstanding!👏