5:04 So, context: Figs were _super_ expensive in Chrysippus' time/region, they were an imported delicacy. But the main thing is he didn't die laughing at the donkey eating the figs, but the joke he said about it to his servant while it was happening: 'Well don't just stand there, get him some wine to wash the figs down with', the humor being that the wine was also an expensive delicacy. As someone on tumblr put it: It's the equivalent of standing in front of your burning mansion and asking your butler to put another log or two on the fire because you feel a bit chilly. It's more likely he died from some actual health issue (heart attack is possible but my money is on alcohol poisoning, personally) but it's funnier to say he died from laughing at his own joke.
On the subject of stealing sign letters, if you remove all letters but V in a sign for a Five Guys, it's still 5 Guys bc V is the roman numeral for five
the cake next to the pothole at 1:13 is collin the caterpillar and can infact be found everywhere although i do agree he is the highest show of intricate craftsmanship
Yeah, remember the whole thing where apparently it was copyright infringement for all the other shops to also sell caterpillar cakes and only the original Colin one was supposed to be allowed? 😂
13:47 as a Mexican, that's 100% what happened. I know my people. Look how the woman is laughing her ass off. She knew she was baiting a famous person into a silly situation.
12:47 I indirectly know a couple that this happened to. Both parents have blue eyes and they had a child with brown eyes. You'd think the wife cheated but actually no, turns out one of them actually has the gene for brown eyes but it wasn't expressed for some reason. It was however passed on to the child where it was correctly expressed, resulting in the brown eyes.
hey, im learning this in school! blue eyes are the priority, so they always show up, unless they arent there brown eyes arent, so they only show up when there are no blue eyes (this is the simplified version, look up punnett squares or whatever)
@@champion_ofcloud-var actually, I believe you may have this reversed. Blue eyes are recessive compared to brown eyes, which is a dominant eye color. If I’m wrong, please let me know. I love punnett squares; they were my favorite topic in HS.
@@champion_ofcloud-var that doesn’t make sense 😅 it’s most likely that one or both of the parents has the allele for brown eyes, and it was passed on to the child.
@TheDoctorGD It's the closest approximation that works in the language. Same reason "tuna" is translated to "tsu-na" in Japanese. Cyrillic doesn't work perfectly with the name "Hannah," so it was changed to something that was close enough. For another example in Cyrillic specifically, the Russian word for "America" is "Америка," which isn't pronounced quite the same. "America" doesn't work in Russian, so they did the best with what they had.
Democrat/Democracy does not have "demon" in it It has the greek for people/the people "Demos", while 'Crat' is from 'Kratos' : greek for power (derived from the verb Krateo -> to command.) So Democracy = Power of the People
I'm just impressed the fish that jumped in front of the car is frozen solid. I mean, it's going to cost a bit to fix the car but on the upside, free dinner.
12:04 so glad this woman has at ONE least normal name and most people are agreeing with that option because 1. Literally no one would ever think to pronounce umbrella other than the normal pronunciation 2. I have no problem with color names, but why are you trying to reference Gandhi? Because unless you’re Indian that is really weird choice 3. Why would you ever want to name your child after a poisonous plant? Also Poakly sounds like the ambiguous little guy animal companion of a RPG protagonist 4. Periwinkle is super cute because not only is it a pretty color but also it is a type of flower (AND ITS NOT POISONOUS) which has lots of beautiful meanings such as everlasting love and innocence 5. Xaxbella 💯 sounds like a medication
The part that really got me was if you don’t like any of these names, please keep it to yourself like shut up in fact just because you said that I am going to make my opinion known
The bloke died laughing at his own joke. He said to his servant "Does the donkey want some wine with his dates" and thought it was so funny he had an heart attack
10:15 it is absolutely not an item of headwear that was meant by this comment. For those who are not aware, 'helmet' can be a British slang term for the 'head' of an entirely different and much more personal (male) body part (the judge was being called a d*ck basically)
I feel like the situation at 12:40 is that op is a vampire and their roommate/family really cares about their health and wants to warn them whenever they’re going to cook with onions 😂
1:08 where I live some communities hang banners declaring that the hole in the road has been named after a member of a local council (they name different holes after different members, because the council's structure does not have a designated member responsible for infrastructure). The sign stays there until the pothole gets fixed. Basically, some local communities publicly shame their local govt members to get their roads fixed - sometimes it works. It can be a targeted call out if the people find out who had voted against spending money on local infrastructure maintenance
They're also super invasive and poisonous so if you find them, pick them up with gloves, put them in a bag/jar that they cannot escape from, and either leave them in direct sunlight, pour salt on them, or douse them in hand sanitizer or soapy water and leave them for at least 48 hours. DO NOT TRY TO SQUISH OR CUT THEM INTO PIECES.
19:10 I suspect that in the near future, there's going to be a movement of people willing to pay extra for things that are purely mechanical, with no 'smart' components or even electronics.
14:27 Sorry just laughing at the way EmKay pronounced the name of the pizza! I don't think I've heard someone attempt to say russian words like that lmao!
@@TheRealBigYang I looked deep into this and I learned something new. I did not realize that so many languages used the cyrillic Alphabet, but only Bulgarian used that g looking letter and the upside down v. :0 Nice catch, at first glance it’s easy to mistake the language.
17:42 I tried to do this with my iPhone too, it gave up after a couple weeks and reset itself but this person has gone beyond anything I was able to accomplish
But to set the story straight, doo doo bug isn't his real name, that's his rap name. For reasons I can only guess was to hide their identities was to refer to the brothers by their rap names.
6:32 first of all, the first livestock to be milked for human consumption is likely goats. Secondly... (sarcastic tone) Hmm, I wonder what other mammal humans (who are mammals) know that produces milk for their young, from which the humans could have inferred milk has good nutritional value and is worth raising animals to harvest... Hmm... Oh wait a minute.
19:12 it took me long for my brain to realise that that worm was yellow, black and white. At first I thought it was just a really shiny oily black worm.
So, the hawk one - raptors (birds of prey) need time to digest their food a bit before they can fly away, since they don’t have what’s called a crop (which is like a food/water storage pouch that most birds have), hence why he’s just ‘standing there’ - also, the fluffed up head feathers and open beak indicate that he is very unhappy at being disturbed
8:18 What is that "drop bear" story ? Where does it come from, what's it about... I heard about it in a Pratchett novel but I thought he just made it up Is there more to it than just that ?
Two British hate comments in 20 minutes? Dude who hurt you. Colin the Caterpillar is a national treasure and beans on toast is top tier. For those lacking critical thinking skills: I’m pretending to be outraged and enjoy these videos
mercat! cows do smile it’s just not seen most of the time because dairy and meat and stuff… that might be a tumour in the brain… if you’re thinking of feeling bad for fake fellow animals, l would like to remind you of real ones it does say hannah montana but in cyrillic but 😂 they tried hey it’s true about roosters though, but hens are equally great be respectful to the awesome mermaidy sister
At 12:05 in the vid, My name is umbra. I found this funny because when I was changing my name to umbra I thought about being called Umbrellie/Umbrella. 😂
5:04 So, context: Figs were _super_ expensive in Chrysippus' time/region, they were an imported delicacy.
But the main thing is he didn't die laughing at the donkey eating the figs, but the joke he said about it to his servant while it was happening: 'Well don't just stand there, get him some wine to wash the figs down with', the humor being that the wine was also an expensive delicacy.
As someone on tumblr put it: It's the equivalent of standing in front of your burning mansion and asking your butler to put another log or two on the fire because you feel a bit chilly.
It's more likely he died from some actual health issue (heart attack is possible but my money is on alcohol poisoning, personally) but it's funnier to say he died from laughing at his own joke.
THANK YOU THIS MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
And thus, he invented sarcasm. Woohoo.
"I stole a letter from the store sign!"
"Why?"
"Yeah, that one."
On the subject of stealing sign letters, if you remove all letters but V in a sign for a Five Guys, it's still 5 Guys bc V is the roman numeral for five
@@brickpuncher1429 what if you remove just the F and the E, then its only four guys
@blizzard_the_seal9863 bro that took me a sec😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
the cake next to the pothole at 1:13 is collin the caterpillar and can infact be found everywhere
although i do agree he is the highest show of intricate craftsmanship
Just factory made
Remember having one of these at like my 6th birthday. Any old Tesco's, Sainsburys or ASDA can have them or was it M&S one of the big UK branches.
Yeah it’s a pretty decent cake from mostly here in the uk
Yeah, remember the whole thing where apparently it was copyright infringement for all the other shops to also sell caterpillar cakes and only the original Colin one was supposed to be allowed? 😂
@@gabeangel8104 That explains why I remember it being in multiple shops but swearing it only belonged to Marks & spencers.
8:20 - At a glance, that IS a sturgeon. The lines of raised bumps along its body are not found on salmon.
Neither are the barbels on salmon.
Bro wtf. This video auto played on my headphones and i had to stop what i was doing at the "why do you hang two dead rats under you arm pits?"
Lmaooooo 😂 Now that I get to see the message, whoever she was talking about is roasted to a crissp
3:15 A comment written in chinese is already intimidating, but one thats THAT long???? dude you didnt even stand a fucken chance
Dude... Im scared of long texts/comments... I always think it's something bad or horrible..
what about written in parkour
@@tenthpillow9 *vine boom*
it was so deep-frying that i think not even Satan want to mess with those Chinese girls😂😂
13:47 as a Mexican, that's 100% what happened. I know my people. Look how the woman is laughing her ass off. She knew she was baiting a famous person into a silly situation.
1:13 ahh the craftsmanship of the great Collin the caterpillar
Not like he's factory made or anything
tesco
British delicacy
12:47 I indirectly know a couple that this happened to. Both parents have blue eyes and they had a child with brown eyes. You'd think the wife cheated but actually no, turns out one of them actually has the gene for brown eyes but it wasn't expressed for some reason. It was however passed on to the child where it was correctly expressed, resulting in the brown eyes.
This is what I was thinking. One of them def had the genes for brown eyes.
hey, im learning this in school!
blue eyes are the priority, so they always show up, unless they arent there
brown eyes arent, so they only show up when there are no blue eyes
(this is the simplified version, look up punnett squares or whatever)
@@champion_ofcloud-var actually, I believe you may have this reversed. Blue eyes are recessive compared to brown eyes, which is a dominant eye color.
If I’m wrong, please let me know. I love punnett squares; they were my favorite topic in HS.
@@e_jiuu idk maybe theyre the luckiest human being on this planet
or not human idk
@@champion_ofcloud-var that doesn’t make sense 😅 it’s most likely that one or both of the parents has the allele for brown eyes, and it was passed on to the child.
9:45 The hawk looks so proud! Like, “Yeah, and I would do it again!”
3:20 I can read chinese and this paragraph is straight-up mad 💀💀💀
Well, what does it say?
It says 3:28
objectified?! object show?!
@@Web_Slade😮😢🎉😢
@@Web_Slade 6:36 😅days 😮😢😮😅
14:27 Just to make sure everyone knows: Хана Moнтaнa is "Hannah Montana" approximated phonetically in Cyrillic
It'd be more like "Hana Montana"
@TheDoctorGD "Hannah" is the actual spelling of the character's name, so I wrote it that way.
Bro I was just about to say that
@TheDoctorGD
It's the closest approximation that works in the language. Same reason "tuna" is translated to "tsu-na" in Japanese. Cyrillic doesn't work perfectly with the name "Hannah," so it was changed to something that was close enough.
For another example in Cyrillic specifically, the Russian word for "America" is "Америка," which isn't pronounced quite the same. "America" doesn't work in Russian, so they did the best with what they had.
Jack Singing Bits
1:39 Not Entirely Visible
5:22 Readers Added Context
8:48 Meanwhile
9:18 Here's A Cat
10:25 Tallahassee
16:44 Counterproductive
Democrat/Democracy does not have "demon" in it
It has the greek for people/the people "Demos", while 'Crat' is from 'Kratos' : greek for power (derived from the verb Krateo -> to command.) So Democracy = Power of the People
ZEUS!!!
FOR SUPER EARTH!!!
wait thats sick what
Demoman - peopleman
(Yeah I know the demo there has nothing to do with greek I just thought it's funny)
@@FafrTF2 MENTIONED
it's possible for a two blue eyed parents to have a baby with brown eyes because of a particular gene that makes blue eyes the dominant gene
that Nasser thing is so hilarious i wheezed im not kidding
I'm just impressed the fish that jumped in front of the car is frozen solid. I mean, it's going to cost a bit to fix the car but on the upside, free dinner.
@Literally mefr912
Ah thanks for the info. As I was looking at that photo I thought there was no way in hell that was a real fish. 🙄
12:04 so glad this woman has at ONE least normal name and most people are agreeing with that option because
1. Literally no one would ever think to pronounce umbrella other than the normal pronunciation
2. I have no problem with color names, but why are you trying to reference Gandhi? Because unless you’re Indian that is really weird choice
3. Why would you ever want to name your child after a poisonous plant? Also Poakly sounds like the ambiguous little guy animal companion of a RPG protagonist
4. Periwinkle is super cute because not only is it a pretty color but also it is a type of flower (AND ITS NOT POISONOUS) which has lots of beautiful meanings such as everlasting love and innocence
5. Xaxbella 💯 sounds like a medication
The part that really got me was if you don’t like any of these names, please keep it to yourself like shut up in fact just because you said that I am going to make my opinion known
The bloke died laughing at his own joke. He said to his servant "Does the donkey want some wine with his dates" and thought it was so funny he had an heart attack
10:15 it is absolutely not an item of headwear that was meant by this comment.
For those who are not aware, 'helmet' can be a British slang term for the 'head' of an entirely different and much more personal (male) body part (the judge was being called a d*ck basically)
8:07 I am a sturgeon, I AM A STURGEON !!
I aM a sTUrgEoN!1!
I AM a STURGEON!(
I AM A STURGEON!! 1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Just thought I'd mention the cake was bought in a shop
yooo it's koolbatspan
I feel like the situation at 12:40 is that op is a vampire and their roommate/family really cares about their health and wants to warn them whenever they’re going to cook with onions 😂
Isn't it garlic that repels vampires?
@ yes for sure but a lot of legends also have then allergic to onions :D
2:42 the scunthorpe problem strikes again
13:35 EVEN IF SHE WAS PREGNANT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT????????????
3:00 Bros so close to being canceled
1:08 where I live some communities hang banners declaring that the hole in the road has been named after a member of a local council (they name different holes after different members, because the council's structure does not have a designated member responsible for infrastructure). The sign stays there until the pothole gets fixed. Basically, some local communities publicly shame their local govt members to get their roads fixed - sometimes it works. It can be a targeted call out if the people find out who had voted against spending money on local infrastructure maintenance
But, you know what? A worm Deadpool is a very Deadpool thing.
I mean, there's a t-rex Deadpool...
@@Артмиш oh, wow.
They're also super invasive and poisonous so if you find them, pick them up with gloves, put them in a bag/jar that they cannot escape from, and either leave them in direct sunlight, pour salt on them, or douse them in hand sanitizer or soapy water and leave them for at least 48 hours. DO NOT TRY TO SQUISH OR CUT THEM INTO PIECES.
the bird cage one the therapist gave was funny lol because thats accurate sometimes (0:15)
18:07 355 days? This bothers me soooooo much.
I also can't tell if he said 2,000 or 200 days. Genuinely not sure about his math on this
@@Ultradragon16 It's 2,235 days is what he said and that part is correct.
The actual amount is 6 years and 45 days; if we take leap day into consideration, it's 6 years and 43 days
Mines at 2988 hours rn
19:10 I suspect that in the near future, there's going to be a movement of people willing to pay extra for things that are purely mechanical, with no 'smart' components or even electronics.
14:27 Sorry just laughing at the way EmKay pronounced the name of the pizza! I don't think I've heard someone attempt to say russian words like that lmao!
john emkay
12:28 i liked how he said onion
It's actually Bulgarian
Tbh. When I took Russian as a class, I was about ready to give up and pronounce the words like that.
@@TheRealBigYang
I looked deep into this and I learned something new. I did not realize that so many languages used the cyrillic Alphabet, but only Bulgarian used that g looking letter and the upside down v.
:0
Nice catch, at first glance it’s easy to mistake the language.
this confirms my thory that Jack is indeed satan.
17:42 I tried to do this with my iPhone too, it gave up after a couple weeks and reset itself but this person has gone beyond anything I was able to accomplish
15:10 that tennis ball plant reminded me of Wall-e and that plant in the boot.
5:34 Let's all agree, doo doo bug was too funny even for Jack, the snack that smiles back, Chilean sea bass
But to set the story straight, doo doo bug isn't his real name, that's his rap name. For reasons I can only guess was to hide their identities was to refer to the brothers by their rap names.
1:06 that’s Collin the Catepillar. That is THE generic supermarket cake in England. This is as half-assed as they can get
11:40 this looks like the hotdog that guy in New York was holding in cloudy with a chance of meatballs , asking for extra mustard.
8:06 The Good Doctor reference! I see what you did there! 😆
"I am a sturgeon! I AM A STURGEON!" 🐟🩺
6:22 for use in medicine
4:39 ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT ERNIE’S SHIRT
😭
3:48 THAT WAS A HOMICIDE
1:39 🎶It's not entirely visible in the 3rd dimension 🎶
14:40 is Russian for Hana Montana. Not Hjgakha Mohghjahgha
19:42 Some other youtuber turned up the contrast on this image and he's still there lol
Oh yeah if you pause it and squint at the image you can sort of see him!
4:46 is nobody gonna talk about the shirt or
15:20 I wouldn't have gotten the reference if my parents hadn't forced me to watch the movie a week ago😭
What movie?
@@benjaminadjei8838little shop of horrors!
There's a reference?
@@benjaminadjei8838 "Little Shop Of Horrors"
I’m guessing shop of horrors (shudders in middle school play)
7:19
That's what trains, busses, airplans, or if you want to be fancy, boat ferrys, are all for
17:05 omg I thought it was Steve Harvey's head with spider legs wtf
LMAO I SAW THE EXACT SAME THING
Gimme that horror movie, a mutant spider with Steve Harvey's head.
19:42 this video is the last thing i expected weezer to be in
9:00 Now remember kids, a lithium fire is a angry fire that cannot be put out with just water alone. This proves that I WILL NEVER RIDE OR DRIVE A EV!
Gasoline fires aren't much easier to put out...
Yeah as the other person said, gasoline is not much easier, it's no lithium but it won't really go out with just water either.
And up gasoline and lithium gasoline is a slower burner and they can use foam to put it out. Lithium is hot very hot and angry.
3:58 AAAAAAAAAA UWO MENTIONED!!!!!! UWO MENTIONED!!!!!!!
9:26 No, he probably saw that cat interacting with another cat in a way.
6:32 first of all, the first livestock to be milked for human consumption is likely goats. Secondly... (sarcastic tone) Hmm, I wonder what other mammal humans (who are mammals) know that produces milk for their young, from which the humans could have inferred milk has good nutritional value and is worth raising animals to harvest... Hmm... Oh wait a minute.
11:01 he’s 67 but I do want to know where that photo of him with facial hair exists outside this meme!
3 likes in 46 seconds? Fell o- _gets shot_
i can hear the bells
Making fun of something while doing it isn’t the best way to prove how much you hate it
*Everyone liked that.*
mizu5 😿
I did it
Like this
7:23 yeah I was fully expecting a 1996’s Crash situation with that subreddit name lol
19:12 it took me long for my brain to realise that that worm was yellow, black and white. At first I thought it was just a really shiny oily black worm.
i was born at a very young age
so was I! It’s so nice to finally have someone with this condition
Same here
r/technicallythetruth
@brockbracken318 R/InsertSmartJokeHere or something idk
I’m so sorry you went through that ☹️
12:47 this is oddly wholesome
So, the hawk one - raptors (birds of prey) need time to digest their food a bit before they can fly away, since they don’t have what’s called a crop (which is like a food/water storage pouch that most birds have), hence why he’s just ‘standing there’ - also, the fluffed up head feathers and open beak indicate that he is very unhappy at being disturbed
2:55 NEVER LET BRO COOK AGAIN💀💀💀
8:18 What is that "drop bear" story ? Where does it come from, what's it about...
I heard about it in a Pratchett novel but I thought he just made it up
Is there more to it than just that ?
google
Idk it's just a lie or urban legend someone made to prank tourists
7:56 the simpsons predictions are at it again!
I love how this Ernie dude has perpetual 4:00 AM face when that photo was taken so he's like "Uhhhh, thanks...I guess"
It’s so good to know that Jack’s still working at EmKay, him not being on the livestream kind of concerned me
18:42 am I the only one that's more bothered by how low the tv is?
3:27 kelso from that 70's show would be proud of that burn
8:09 that is in fact, a sturgeon
17:50, my highest is 576 hours, dawg wtf 😭
0:35 I want OP's reaction toward the sheep in the Minecraft live action trailer
I'm going to assume Notts is a British village and be reassured that nobody does sass like upcountry Brits.
You don’t know anything at all do you?
8:31 that fish is a sturgeon
12:05 Poakly?
Are you naming a daughter or naming a newly discovered pokemon?
4:51 I have one. It's a keychain
6:40 I recognise that guy. This is too close to reality, I must run.
7:26 cars are indeed good for long distance travel, however i believe that making society dependent of it for their daily activities insane
Agreed. We need to do away with stupid zoning laws and make walkability/public transport normal again
How dare you mock Beans on Toast.
This just made what I needed today!
7:53 Me: isn't that a sturgeon? 🤨
8:06 Well alright then. Thank you, Animal Crossing 😂
@15:21 "FEEED MEEE SEEEYMOUR!!" 😂😂
The cake for the pothole was literally a generic store bought cake
Finally! I missed comedy heaven. It is my driving force.
fun fact, birds of prey have issues with flying/escaping after eating too much
Y’know, as a long time user of this site knowing a of people here are not from the same place as me, I was not expecting to here Woolworths nor Kmart
14:25 it says "Hannah Montana" in Bulgarian
12:56 So many plot twists:
Oh no, maybe her father isn’t her father!
WHAT? Her husband cheate-
WAIT-
SHE CHEATED?
I started the video in x2 for some readon, the sound was hellish help i cant get it out of my head
Two British hate comments in 20 minutes? Dude who hurt you. Colin the Caterpillar is a national treasure and beans on toast is top tier.
For those lacking critical thinking skills: I’m pretending to be outraged and enjoy these videos
The Waluigi ahh scream at the end-
7:30 No. Gravel roads are miserable for any traffic greater than one car per week.
10:31 standard texturing method for heads in videogames.
I hate to admit that I legit saw the last one and said out loud: Toys R Us doesnt have a Y in it
Finally Jack is back
mercat!
cows do smile it’s just not seen most of the time because dairy and meat and stuff…
that might be a tumour in the brain…
if you’re thinking of feeling bad for fake fellow animals, l would like to remind you of real ones
it does say hannah montana but in cyrillic but 😂 they tried hey
it’s true about roosters though, but hens are equally great
be respectful to the awesome mermaidy sister
5:59 The Doo lookin' weird lately.......
17:43 when i was a kid i used to mess around with the stopwatch app and let it go on for days this is literally me
At 12:05 in the vid, My name is umbra. I found this funny because when I was changing my name to umbra I thought about being called Umbrellie/Umbrella. 😂
11:35 I HAD MUSTARD TASTE IN MY MOUTH WTH IS THAT
4:45 ernie's shirt??😭😭