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  • @El_Reno_Ghostbusters
    @El_Reno_Ghostbusters 20 годин тому +390

    If your phone's only charging at a certain angle, that's a sign that your charging port is going bad and you should take it to a repair shop.

    • @undefinedCat
      @undefinedCat 20 годин тому +62

      or your cable is fucked

    • @-WiItingWiIIo-
      @-WiItingWiIIo- 19 годин тому +13

      ​@@undefinedCatcan confirm, this happened to me

    • @S0cial_Suicid3
      @S0cial_Suicid3 19 годин тому

      Well my phone is cooked💀

    • @LIXOUALeBg
      @LIXOUALeBg 19 годин тому +5

      i mean what did you expect

    • @jafs2
      @jafs2 19 годин тому

      I just take a needle and poke out all the dust that's jammed up there

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 19 годин тому +236

    Gyat mogging isn’t Danish, but it is Hindi for “known mugging”

    • @alexkade1506
      @alexkade1506 18 годин тому +19

      Glad I'm not the only one who tried to actually translate it

    • @MonieThu
      @MonieThu 17 годин тому +11

      My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @weegeenumberone2
      @weegeenumberone2 17 годин тому +6

      no that's gyat loot, it's known mogging

    • @benhough
      @benhough 16 годин тому +19

      As someone who speaks Danish fluently, I can confirm that "Gyat mogging" is not in Danish. For reference, "Good Morning" in Danish is "Godmorgen."

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 15 годин тому +7

      ​@@benhough As a Swede I knew something was off. I can barely understand people speaking Danish but my senses were tingling that it wasn't quite right

  • @gr4n737
    @gr4n737 13 годин тому +28

    Dear Damien.
    I really liked how you voiced the image at 8:37. It made me laugh really hard out loud.
    Sincerely, Grant.

    • @ur_a_gymbro_harry
      @ur_a_gymbro_harry 5 годин тому +6

      Dear Grant.
      I also liked how Damien voiced the image at 8:37.
      Sincerely, James.

  • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
    @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 18 годин тому +122

    10:01 You most definitely cannot drink and ride. People have gotten arrested for it. Horses still count as 'vehicles' when you ride 'em or get pulled by 'em, so it's still illegal. Even without the motor. Plus, if you get too plastered, you need to be certain you've trained the horse really fcking well on how to get home, or it'll just wander until you're arrested. It's also super dangerous anyway, cuz the lack of coordination means you can fall and split your dome easily. Do not drink and ride.

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 16 годин тому

      But what about drunk bicycling?

    • @tigerheart4303
      @tigerheart4303 16 годин тому +5

      ​@@Vlad_Tepes_III Illegal in the Netherlands, not sure about other countries. Wouldn't advise it anyway, I've seen plenty of people dive into the ditch bike and all. Asphalt doesn't taste great either, or so I've been told 😂

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 15 годин тому +1

      Black Beauty (the book) showed what can happen if you ride a horse drunk, and that was written way back in time. So yeah, don't.

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 12 годин тому

      @tigerheart4303 eh, I don't drink, but I do cycle, so I'd probably never do that, but I am curious about any laws regarding it.

    • @CodeNascher_
      @CodeNascher_ 11 годин тому +1

      just dont drink at all 🙄

  • @LittleLexi24
    @LittleLexi24 18 годин тому +43

    5:27 I wasn’t even taught how to read analogue clocks in school, I ended up teaching myself at some point.

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 3 години тому +3

      they really do be like "these kids can't tell the time maybe someone should teach them" like it's not their responsibility to do so

  • @zacharywindover9840
    @zacharywindover9840 11 годин тому +8

    6:40 that is an amazing father. Creating memories that'll last a lifetime.

  • @miraculouslymary2947
    @miraculouslymary2947 19 годин тому +85

    17:18 Hi! Longtime Ninjago nerd here. It's actually not the same character. The first one is Pythor P. Chumsworth, who has been around since Season One, and the second is the sorceress Aspheera who was introduced in Season Eleven. The post wasn't saying that the characters were being redesigned by a furry artist, but pointing out that some of the *more recently created* characters in the show look more like something from a furry artist. Like, let's be real here, there is NO WAY Akita (who is also from Season Eleven) wasn't made or at least inspired by a furry. Plus there are (background character) catgirls in Season 12. And of course we can't forget how dragons look now compared to the old ones.
    (Disclaimer: this spiel is intended in a joking and/or lighthearted manner and the poster is not attempting to be rude in the correction of spotted misinformation.)

    • @jussch5752
      @jussch5752 17 годин тому +4

      good job on doing the explaining :D

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 16 годин тому +4

      And let's not forget about Sora from Dragons Rising.

    • @imawolf1111arts1
      @imawolf1111arts1 15 годин тому +3

      And there's the Whack Rats from season 12 which are brightly coloured anthropomorphic rats

    • @Uniblobcowicorn
      @Uniblobcowicorn 14 годин тому +4

      I was just about to type a very similar paragraph lol

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 14 годин тому +2

      @@TwiliPaladin yoooooooooooooooooo wazzup?

  • @axelbelanger2981
    @axelbelanger2981 19 годин тому +46

    First Matt Rose with r/thomastheplankengine, now PhoenixSC with a Minecraft related thumbnail and hmmm as the title

    • @alexkade1506
      @alexkade1506 18 годин тому +1

      Omg I just noticed that lol

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 14 годин тому +1

      wdym? PhoenixSC always does Minecraft-related stuff with hmm as the title?
      pls don't be an r/woooosh moment

    • @alexkade1506
      @alexkade1506 13 годин тому +1

      @@V-X0010 they were pointing out that it was similar, just like the matt rose style content

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast 9 годин тому

      oh my god yes

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 3 години тому

      @@alexkade1506 ah

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 19 годин тому +35

    When I hear a yt short end in “and that’s why” I go into a roid rage

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 14 годин тому

      why? it's not like it's hurting you in any way, and it doesn't support any brainrot so what's the problem in it?

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 14 годин тому +2

      @ I seriously didn’t think I’d need /j for this. And it kinda dose support brain rot, it’s a way to keep your brain in a constant loop and not know when to end a thought. Since brains pick up on speech patterns and especially kids brains when they say irl “remember to like comment and subscribe we may see a bunch of kids talking in loops thinking it’s normal when it’s just confusing.

    • @Bolt_Chaser
      @Bolt_Chaser 6 годин тому

      Just all too noticeable and all too lazy.

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 3 години тому

      @@kevin4061 ah, i see now.

  • @elephant-dn7be
    @elephant-dn7be 15 годин тому +9

    16:08 undertale music nerd here to say money was indeed spent on the soundtrack, most notably Hopes and Dreams and MEGALOVANIA use the Shreddage X plug-in which is infact not free
    also for OSTs like Undertale (as in track 071), and Last Goodbye he used a real guitar and a real piano
    lastly, NES VST and Magical 8bit Plug aren't default to FL studio, they're third party plug-ins. these were used in the majority of the soundtrack, as most of the soundtrack is intended to sound 8-bit.

    • @dragonkaiju78
      @dragonkaiju78 3 години тому +1

      As someone who makes undertale music, I can confirm. Its not free nor is it easy. Many times have I been limited from the price of such plugins.

  • @darrelladams4188
    @darrelladams4188 19 годин тому +61

    It’s not that the students can’t read analog clocks ….. it’s teachers can’t read analog clocks

  • @love.hw4ng
    @love.hw4ng 20 годин тому +19

    0:54 Justified, tbh 😭

  • @technorave555
    @technorave555 19 годин тому +53

    5:15 theyre... a school. Shouldnt they be teaching how to read an analogue clock??

    • @LittleLexi24
      @LittleLexi24 18 годин тому +10

      You’d think so, but my schools never did.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 15 годин тому +3

      They kinda tried when I was in school, but I didn't keep up, it got left behind, and I never learned. It wasn't even the fact that digital clocks were everywhere - I just sucked at analogue clocks and was never properly taught by someone with patience and good explaining skills.

    • @jonathanolsen6005
      @jonathanolsen6005 13 годин тому +3

      @@LittleLexi24 Neither did they teach you all you really needed to know when living on your own... Still learning that part even after graduating years ago...

    • @Sophie-j2g
      @Sophie-j2g 7 годин тому

      At least my dad taught me when I was like 4

    • @deathburn4329
      @deathburn4329 3 години тому

      Why? We don't teach sundial either

  • @freakl_21
    @freakl_21 10 годин тому +3

    7:08 My autumn looks like leaves that haven't completely fallen and freaking SNOW on top of them

  • @midnight4685
    @midnight4685 8 годин тому +3

    8:02 It's called unlimited bacon

  • @jonathanconsumerofcement
    @jonathanconsumerofcement 20 годин тому +63

    0:19 to be fair French IS a
    romance language

    • @meow21789
      @meow21789 20 годин тому +15

      so is romanian, but it sounds like a chainsaw is choking

    • @jonathanconsumerofcement
      @jonathanconsumerofcement 20 годин тому +4

      @@meow21789true

    • @ChromaticGlasses
      @ChromaticGlasses 18 годин тому +9

      English does take a bunch of loan words from French, does that make it a bi language

    • @Miku1773-n4b
      @Miku1773-n4b 18 годин тому +5

      ​@@meow21789so is Portuguese

  • @MasterMadLad
    @MasterMadLad 18 годин тому +12

    ONE THING AI CANT REPLACE IS MY OVER OBSESSION WITH 1983 4X4 TOYOTA PICKUP

  • @DailyDoseOfSilliez
    @DailyDoseOfSilliez 13 годин тому +3

    4:44 get that shit professionally cleaned, it’s a bunch of gunk in the port

  • @twisty3858
    @twisty3858 7 годин тому +3

    9:38 “0 emissions” bro doesn’t know about methane

  • @husseinallamGD
    @husseinallamGD 10 годин тому +3

    4:56 I have had this happen to me a lot on my current phone but to my surprise it has always been the charging cable. My phone is old

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast 10 годин тому +3

    6:08 I like fire trucks and moster trucks

  • @DJAutonomous
    @DJAutonomous 18 годин тому +5

    1:55 it's our shark girl Gawr GOOBA!

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 7 годин тому +4

    3:25 I mean I get chubby uwu, giant pillow, hugs, cute, will tell you I love you, will protect you, but chonky is just a bit repetitive at that point and eats a lot is self-explanatory. Low self-esteem in general is pretty normal. “Giant baby” and “thank you for accepting me” are crazy. What does the baby one even mean? You're immature? You throw tantrums? You shit your pants? You physically look like a baby? What? 💀

  • @NinjaShark0109
    @NinjaShark0109 20 годин тому +17

    17:19 "Same character" 😭💀🙏

  • @FloridianFool
    @FloridianFool 4 години тому +2

    2:23 that’s just the top half of Mr. Beast’s face photoshopped onto the bottom half of JSchlatt’s face. Nobody can convince me otherwise

  • @OrionMusic-c3o
    @OrionMusic-c3o 12 годин тому +3

    9:07 incredible how people mocks discord just everywhere, deserved tho 😂

  • @Milanin8
    @Milanin8 14 годин тому +4

    13:37 It's like the men's vs women's haircut pricing

    • @feha92
      @feha92 4 години тому +3

      Yep. Was surprised he didn't catch on to that tradition.
      Haircuts has traditionally always been a thing that has the pricing based on gender, where men pay less (because presumably they only want to shorten the hair (that is already short), nothing extra or time-consuming). And I imagine what has happened here is that some woman once tried to haggle a huge amount of work, by claiming to be a man. So the owner had the last laugh by making a third option for people that do that.
      What's stupid is the tradition in the first place though. As they should really just be pricing based on actual services: "machine cut", "hairdressing" and "salad dressing" (or whatever haircutters do, I am not that well-read on that).

  • @tayoga6318
    @tayoga6318 19 годин тому +5

    10:36 Was not expecting to see Korrasami in an Emkay video today, but here I am.

  • @asierx7047
    @asierx7047 20 годин тому +12

    6:46 Did the OP forget about Oceania??

    • @gen1945
      @gen1945 19 годин тому +6

      OP probably was thinking Australia instead of Oceania, they only recently started teaching the term Oceania in school
      edit: some other guy explained it better. Oceania is a region, Australia is a continent

    • @EireProductions
      @EireProductions 19 годин тому +5

      Also, North America and South America.
      Come to think of it, there are more continents that DON'T start with A than do.

    • @pixamech3602
      @pixamech3602 19 годин тому +2

      As well as south america and north america count as two continents😅. Not just "america".

    • @pixamech3602
      @pixamech3602 19 годин тому +2

      ​@@EireProductionstrue😅.

    • @gen1945
      @gen1945 19 годин тому +2

      @@pixamech3602 if you think about it from the tectonic plate standpoint, they’re separate continents. if you think about as connected landmasses, i think the panama canal is the only thing that separates the two continents

  • @kaskjmerecollier3917
    @kaskjmerecollier3917 11 годин тому +3

    9:32 that cat is center right and which doesn't necessarily make him homophobic but r/politicalcompassmemes would probably make him one

  • @jzh4805
    @jzh4805 8 годин тому +3

    12:49 "- they say in Moscow people milk the birds, you shouldn't believe everything you see
    - Really? Where tf is birdmilk's from then?"

    • @herrforehead
      @herrforehead Годину тому

      Crop milk (like mentioned in the text) is made to regurgitate for chicks, it's just byproduct of bird digestion

  • @BoredomNoises
    @BoredomNoises 12 годин тому +3

    0:44 wild Joongdok found

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 20 годин тому +5

    17:04 H E L P ☠️

  • @dat_moody_cartoonist
    @dat_moody_cartoonist 17 годин тому +3

    17:13
    NINJAGO MENTION!!!

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 14 годин тому +2

    5:30 Speaking as someone who _can_ read an analogue clock, this sounds a little too much like "kids don't know how to carve a stone tablet anymore, what will they do when they run out of paper?" or "if we switched to cursive and stick shift, we could cripple an entire generation." Progress makes some skills obsolete. That's the way the world has always worked, why should this be any different?

  • @PickleNugget-tk6bw
    @PickleNugget-tk6bw 18 годин тому +4

    The clock at 5:25 says 10 : 10 and 38 seconds.

  • @HalfAnd_Half
    @HalfAnd_Half 20 годин тому +7

    10:01 actually no you can't. You can and will get pulled over and get a DUI (or rather an RUI)

  • @NormalChannel95
    @NormalChannel95 19 годин тому +5

    8:43 this is exactly the tone of the comment 😂😂😂

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor 15 годин тому +3

    5:00 mi ipad mini has been doing that for years.

  • @hydrashade1851
    @hydrashade1851 20 годин тому +26

    5:21 I assure you some of us can. Its just NEVER in a convenient spot for us to fucking read it

    • @LunarBiohazard321
      @LunarBiohazard321 19 годин тому +2

      *Some* of us is still pretty unfortunate ngl.

    • @LIXOUALeBg
      @LIXOUALeBg 19 годин тому +2

      bro everybody above the age of 12 can read it

    • @Taekaleaf
      @Taekaleaf 19 годин тому +5

      @@LIXOUALeBg not if you’re sitting on the side of a room and the clock is so far away all you can see is the reflection of the sun on it. Or if you wear glasses but you forgot to bring them in

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 20 годин тому +21

    I'm so hungry I could eat a muffin rat

    • @lilharm
      @lilharm 19 годин тому +1

      I await the appearance of a muffin rat

    • @Spoop951
      @Spoop951 18 годин тому +1

      I'm so hongry I could eat some ratioli

    • @SuperDominoRailfans
      @SuperDominoRailfans 18 годин тому +2

      Hello fellow railfan

    • @Spoop951
      @Spoop951 17 годин тому +1

      I could go for some ratioli

    • @celly-vq8dc
      @celly-vq8dc 13 годин тому

      i could eat a hu

  • @euosvarietychannel6986
    @euosvarietychannel6986 17 годин тому +2

    1. If so many teenagers can't tell time on an analog clock, maybe TEACH THEM???
    2. I unironically couldn't read analog clocks properly until highschool. The teachers in first grade took me and other students struggling with that out into a side room down the hall and explained it in greater detail. I couldn't listen very well because they carpet was prickly, but they made the effort.

    • @MeItyCheese
      @MeItyCheese 14 годин тому

      I was taught it in 3rd grade what schools are you going to

  • @burkhardt7694
    @burkhardt7694 19 годин тому +8

    Wtf are they smoking and where can I get some? A horse cost way more than $750 a year

    • @lovely.l1ls
      @lovely.l1ls 18 годин тому +1

      timestamp? horses are so much but so cute😭

    • @lovely.l1ls
      @lovely.l1ls 18 годин тому +1

      found it 9:43

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 15 годин тому +2

      Yeah I wish horses were cheaper, as someone who loves horses

  • @BombBusiness
    @BombBusiness 11 годин тому +1

    Spotify used to look like that?! I'm jealous of the people that used to look at that everytime they listened to music!

  • @FerretTwister
    @FerretTwister 20 годин тому +6

    17:30 two words: Yee. Haw.

  • @twisty3858
    @twisty3858 7 годин тому

    5:15 we still have them everywhere in my school and I know a decent portion of the students can use them, but a frightening amount of people have asked me for the time because they couldn’t read a clock and got their phone confiscated

  • @Taekaleaf
    @Taekaleaf 19 годин тому +3

    9:23 mood.

  • @Scumnoodle
    @Scumnoodle 20 годин тому +28

    How dare UA-cam hide this masterpiece from me for 27 seconds

    • @aedanp07
      @aedanp07 19 годин тому +4

      How dare UA-cam hide this masterpiece from me for 27 minutes

    • @Slakpranker
      @Slakpranker 19 годин тому +3

      How dare UA-cam hide this masterpiece from me for 78 minutes

    • @Taekaleaf
      @Taekaleaf 19 годин тому

      GORRILAZ PFP?!?

  • @TheIronKnight-go2ke
    @TheIronKnight-go2ke 17 годин тому +1

    1:51 The commitment tho is incredible!

  • @herrforehead
    @herrforehead Годину тому +1

    6:46 Oceania...

  • @1EmuFan
    @1EmuFan 18 годин тому +4

    2:34 hatsune miku??

  • @prdus
    @prdus 7 годин тому

    16:08 Music nerd here! While Toby did use FL studio, most of the soundtrack wasn't composed using default synths. For the vast majority, he actually used something called soundfonts, which are 3rd party packs of sounds taken from... well, it could be anything. Toby used soundfonts such as the Earthbound SF or SGM

  • @Sniper8589-0
    @Sniper8589-0 11 годин тому +1

    6:46 "All continents start with the letter A":
    Aorth America
    Aouth America

    • @feha92
      @feha92 4 години тому +2

      AOceania
      AEurasia

  • @Miku1773-n4b
    @Miku1773-n4b 18 годин тому +3

    1:55 bro is Gura
    6:50 Oceania: O
    15:58 now it's 19:43, wich is what you guys call 7:43 PM

  • @SleepyVesties
    @SleepyVesties 16 годин тому +1

    Didn't expect to see Goombus in this video.

  • @Crow_Smith
    @Crow_Smith 14 годин тому +1

    As someone who knows horse people: Insurance is smart to have to keep vet bills down, You CANNOT drink and ride - still illegal. Plus dangerous due to coordination and balance needed for riding. They're also more like $3000 to buy, you need a lot of space for them to be happy and healthy and the annual cost of maintaining a horse can range from $8,600 to $26,000 - not $750. Also you DO need to register a horse in a lot of cases. Sooo yeah no XD Straight up lies about horses or that person is a bad horse owner.

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 6 годин тому

    3:30 This is my pet peeve, you don’t need to love yourself before someone else can love you. You need to be okay being alone and not accept bad treatment because you’re just happy someone accepts you, but when you find the right person that loves you and you love them, genuine love from someone else isn’t dependent on you loving yourself. Everyone has insecurities, where does the line go? When you rate yourself 8/10 do you love yourself enough for someone else to love you? Nah, that’s not enough, you need to *love* yourself, when you think you’re 10/10 with no flaws that’s when someone else can love you.

  • @thesaeik7625
    @thesaeik7625 11 годин тому +1

    5:11 One day in first grade my teacher told us that today was going to be the day we learned to read an analog clock. However, she went over a "lesson" about how the digital age is coming and we didn't need to learn it anymore. Anyways long story short I had to learn myself how to read an analog clock but it still takes me about 30 seconds to figure out what it's actually saying.

  • @pixxeldust
    @pixxeldust 10 годин тому

    I don’t know if this is the case but if I had to guess I’d say the clock thing is less about the fact it’s an analog clock and more about the size - in a large exam hall it may be too small to read, whereas a digital clock can be projected onto a wall etc in a large size.

  • @Zipesthemanokit
    @Zipesthemanokit 17 годин тому +4

    4:27 (yes I get the joke before u whoosh me) ok, I think I have seen this before, they aren't missing chunks of their brain, they have a brain bleed or similar that's blocking the mri machine capturing their brain properly. I might be wrong, but I think that's what's happening.

    • @V-X0010
      @V-X0010 14 годин тому +2

      r/woo-
      *V-X0010 got fucking beat to death by Zipesthemanokit*
      made ya look

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 12 годин тому +2

      That is also an indication of possible brain damage, and a causative factor of further brain damage, which also explains a lot.

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer 7 годин тому +1

    5:27 I can confirm I have a lot of classmates that for some reason don't know how to read the clock (I feel like people is getting more stupid as time goes on)

  • @hendrix232
    @hendrix232 18 годин тому +1

    If your charging port only works at certain angles, get a rubber band and wrap it around your phone from one corner to the opposite. Then plug in the charger and wrap the charger around one of the charger corners so that it pulls it tight and it should work

  • @aykarain
    @aykarain 13 годин тому +3

    13:31 so... changing your gender is a way to save money... good to know...

  • @deannabrown775
    @deannabrown775 20 годин тому +20

    balls

  • @Chris_winthers
    @Chris_winthers 6 годин тому

    As a dane, i can confirm, "gyatt mogging" is how we greet each other

  • @stopsighn
    @stopsighn 18 годин тому +1

    5:30 my teacher spent 20minutes in kindergarten trying to teach us how to read analog clocks

  • @Makkiebobo730
    @Makkiebobo730 3 години тому +1

    6:49 Oceania?

  • @Bushman06
    @Bushman06 18 годин тому +2

    5:19 I can read one. I just have to think harder than usual to read one.
    6:07 😢

  • @shaggy4real97
    @shaggy4real97 16 годин тому

    4:53 First check if it's the charger itself, in case the wiring has degraded over time and broken down inside the casing. If that doesn't work, check the charging port and chargers for dirt. The ports are notorious for getting packed with lint and dirt from going in and out of pockets. If it's dirty, you may be able to buy a cleaning set, but if ya know someone or somewhere that can clean the ports, get it to em, then get a case with a port cover to reduce the need for cleanouts. If all else fails, then get a maintenance check on it.
    My phone company's it guy in the store told me my issue was dirt and hooked me up with a locla who fixes and cleans tech for a living, saved me HUNDREDS of dollars.

  • @jonathanolsen6005
    @jonathanolsen6005 13 годин тому

    4:38 Oh, My laptop's charger has been like that for nearly a year now. I had to twist the cable in odd angles, tape the cables together as to not move them, and it is set on a specific spot as to not make it lose it spot. It still works quite well!

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 4 години тому

    7:16 the fact thats actually pretty likely is terrifyinf

  • @A.damnbirb
    @A.damnbirb 18 годин тому +1

    this video made me remember the sardines i bought but never ate

  • @jenniferrippel8239
    @jenniferrippel8239 18 годин тому +2

    5:11 incorrect!

  • @mell0wzgmd
    @mell0wzgmd 7 годин тому

    5:18 we can read the time, they just complain “we need a watch”

  • @mishroeder9490
    @mishroeder9490 15 годин тому +1

    Damn,now I need a horse

  • @jonathanolsen6005
    @jonathanolsen6005 13 годин тому +3

    7:16 Yoo, Where can we find that image?

  • @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh
    @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh 20 годин тому +9

    I can see how much effort you put in!

  • @TyrannostarusRex
    @TyrannostarusRex 4 години тому

    0:21 Damien activated my Siri somehow.

  • @flub3821
    @flub3821 19 годин тому +3

    What? North America, South America, Africa, Oceania, Antarctica, Asia, and Europe.

    • @AnythingButBecky1127
      @AnythingButBecky1127 18 годин тому +1

      I've heard North and South referred to collectively as "America"
      Also, Oceania is frequently referred to as Australia (I am aware that Oceania is more accurate but Australia is still accepted)

    • @flub3821
      @flub3821 17 годин тому +1

      @@AnythingButBecky1127 Fair point. I still disagree with the idea that all continents but Europe start with A

    • @AnythingButBecky1127
      @AnythingButBecky1127 16 годин тому

      @flub3821 yeah fair enough

    • @josephschaefer9163
      @josephschaefer9163 14 годин тому

      North America and Europe's continental plates are stretched thin but not disconnected yet

  • @ninagi8832
    @ninagi8832 5 годин тому

    13:17 it's not uncommon to pay more if your hair is expected to be longer or need more attention than shaving it with a razor and so barbers expect more payment. Even a short haired women's haircut costs more then a men's haircut ever will.

  • @wargreysama
    @wargreysama 2 години тому

    English: "Teehee I'm Europe and wanna be different - so I'm gonna start with an E!"
    Turkish: "Hello... AVRUPA!"

    • @wargreysama
      @wargreysama 2 години тому

      Also I am a millenial so reading analogs is of no consequences however analogs have a major issue called "perspective". When there are times where you need to be precise and you can misread the time due to your perspective and also it's pain to get a precise minute reading on them. Some of them lack the required lines for minutes after all and at times, 12:15 and 12:16 can make big difference. So digital clocks that also display seconds should be the way to go.

  • @NenaNoodles
    @NenaNoodles 20 годин тому +7

    certified Damien narrated video

  • @davidfalcon6550
    @davidfalcon6550 5 годин тому

    12:12 here in spain got talent, somebody got the gold pass by doing a "burp cover" of a song

  • @64BitGaymer
    @64BitGaymer 19 годин тому +8

    Transgender and Google is pretty similar. If you see something you don't like, you backspace your way out of there real quick or see if you wanna continue looking at the search results

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 12 годин тому

    Hot take: you do NOT have to have an internal mindset of "im cool being alone" to find a date, its only natural to not want to be alone. It is good to avoid too much self loathing however

  • @Zachyshows
    @Zachyshows 7 годин тому

    5:43 You dont have to pay. You can play music and then close the app, it will just stop the music.

  • @Miku1773-n4b
    @Miku1773-n4b 17 годин тому +1

    "Michael Mouse" 😂

  • @kingswagmaster-tg5hy
    @kingswagmaster-tg5hy 17 годин тому

    5:11 analog clocks are so easy to read bruh. if i didnt know how, i could teach myself in less than a minute. AND I KNEW SINCE I WAS AT LEAST 8!

  • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
    @MyNaymIsSnek1526 6 годин тому

    11:40 Hey, who made a meme about me without my consssent?! *beginsss waiting for the guy who made the meme to get clossse enough to disssembowel*

  • @bobbiejoringulet5040
    @bobbiejoringulet5040 16 годин тому

    5:23 it's not that we can't tell the time, it's that all the clocks in the school are so far off the actual time that we can't tell what time it is! Well, at least I hope the majority of people my age can read analog clocks

  • @joliealbury6936
    @joliealbury6936 11 годин тому

    17:17 No, Damien, that is not the same character. The one on the left is Pythor, the one on the right is Aspheera.

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 18 годин тому +1

    Dude. Don't drink the chicken milk. Just _don't._

  • @i-use-4rch-btw
    @i-use-4rch-btw 2 години тому

    4:47 It might be the cable. Usually I just buy a new cable and it works fine.

  • @underdrow5572
    @underdrow5572 6 годин тому

    10:36, I'm a cashier, and you have no idea how real this is, it's SO annoying.
    Also, don't think I would notice it's Korra and Asami.

  • @TrashPossum420
    @TrashPossum420 2 години тому

    15:10 THE WAY I CACKLED 😭😭😭😭

  • @iirosekitty
    @iirosekitty 14 годин тому

    5:19 they’re just always broken man

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b 15 годин тому

    15:02 *So you're saying I have a chance?*
    10:47 *The entire cartoon is/was on C-SPAN*
    *"Hell-Bent for Election" - 1944 Presidential Campaign Cartoon*

  • @danovadragonplayz7115
    @danovadragonplayz7115 18 годин тому

    4:53 me, but the charger has degraded into exclusively working with wireless chargers.

  • @purple4216
    @purple4216 14 годин тому

    0 1 hundred hours is 1 am... 0 hundred is midnight.

  • @ursidae97
    @ursidae97 17 годин тому

    I wish my phone was only charging at a certain angle. Mine did that for 12 hours and then stopped working entirely and I had to wait two days for the first to buy a new one. If it had died sooner I'd be shit out of luck.