BAKING CHALLENGE TIME: What will you bake? You only have these four ingredients: 1. Broken glass 2. More broken glass 3. Pool of food dye on the floor 4. Maple syrup GO GO GO
@LetsGameItOut I love ur videos and im sure the amount of time u spend on the making of ur videos there is an endless amount of bloopers on ur raw footages. I would love to see a seriase about ur mistakes on the making of ur vides. If u r reading this comment plz consider it. Thanks
My wife is a baker, and actually worked in a donut shop for most of her career. I watched this for her, and the sheer horror on her face during this video was absolutely amazing. "The key to baking is improvisation" was the cherry on top.
Josh, "Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?" Also Josh, places about 10 tons of propane and TNT in a building and tosses a stick of dynamite at it from outside.
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i love how he goes from trying to throw an egg in the bowl, to custom designing every wall possible, remembers he needs an egg, and just promptly drops in the egg.
As someone who really prizes cleanliness in the kitchen, your cooking simulator videos give me a kind of existential dread I haven't experienced in 12 years. Never stop.
Im a pastry chef and this is exactly how I run my bakery. Start the day emptying all the jelly beans out onto the bench, never have the correct amount of dough, then use a gas can and blow it up and start from scratch. Easy Peasy Livin’ Greasy.
@@alexanderholzer7392 I'm waiting for there to be a game where it's part of the design that you have to glitch to complete it... ...and writing that reminded me of "The Giant's Drink" from Ender's Game_ o_O
I found this channel yesterday and have never laughed so hard... the extent of patience, commitment and utter disregard for all that is holy that this man has is... impressive.. and scary.. Watching this man go into every single game and “test it’s limits” is possibly the most addictive thing to watch on UA-cam...
1:22 The wisk attachment is for whisking, the hook attachment is a pirate's hand, and the paddle attachment is for college freshmen in 1980s frat houses in movies.
The sweet summer air flows freely through my long hair The sweet smell of cakes peeks into my daughters window "Mommy, mommy, look! The bomb factory is doing a cake sale!" I roll my eyes, 'what bomb factory' as I chug some ale. In the next moment, my face went pale. As the bakery blew up, I realized... "They don't have Charcoal Hearts? They were my favorite..."
My life wouldn't be the same without the smell of freshly baked heart briquettes in the morning from the local bakery with the funkiest wall designs ever.
Game developers: Here’s a key for our new dlc, we really hope you have fun. We’re excited to see what baked goods you make! Josh: *turns the bakery into a biohazard threat*
Nuh uh. We've been to Cooking Simulator before. Those crafty devs KNOW Josh will make a mess of their game, and find a bunch more bugs to patch... like how he managed to get outside the level, lmao. Josh is the ultimate game tester, after all.
I love the fact you make a living doing all the things in games that are as wrong as possible. Current favorite line is "how else are you gonna find the magic unless you test until your eyes bleed" from satisfactory
1:43 "Was there like a bomb scare?" 4:14 *Kabooooom and Game Crash* So i guess there was one. The whole City was afaid, cause they knew that Josh opened a shop in their town
"You know what they say... The key to good baking is a little improvisation." I'm pretty sure this isn't what they mean by that, but I do like you taking the initiative lol
One day he'll release a video with the title that he's run his employees to the ground or has made a trillion dollars from his business, but he’s actually referring to real life...
He had a small run, shortly after Anthony left, where he would play games, properly, and review them and stuff.....it was weird...really weird and not at all like the Josh we're used to haha
Not gonna lie. The wall paint job actually looks awesome and I would actually put it in my real kitchen if it were wallpaper (and not, you know, actual eggs and food dye).
To those who don’t know, baking powder is added to cookies if they need to keep their shape. It’s different from baking soda, which makes them soft and loses shape. Basically, baking powder makes the cookies harder, but you really need to focus on the measurement. The amount of powder added to those cookies in the start will make them as hard as concrete.
The best part is that they see this and go "Ah yes, I would definitely like to give him a copy of the newest version of this game for free, this is definitely what we had in mind" xD Thanks for being awesome, Cooking Sim team!
BAKING CHALLENGE TIME: What will you bake? You only have these four ingredients:
1. Broken glass
2. More broken glass
3. Pool of food dye on the floor
4. Maple syrup
GO GO GO
I'd bake you.
This is a threat.
@@ilyamuromets5188 So you just assume he isn't baked already?
@LetsGameItOut I love ur videos and im sure the amount of time u spend on the making of ur videos there is an endless amount of bloopers on ur raw footages. I would love to see a seriase about ur mistakes on the making of ur vides. If u r reading this comment plz consider it. Thanks
I’d just give it to the customer to make it for themselves.
idea from IKEA
crumchy pankac
My wife is a baker, and actually worked in a donut shop for most of her career. I watched this for her, and the sheer horror on her face during this video was absolutely amazing. "The key to baking is improvisation" was the cherry on top.
🤣🤣🤣
As a person who enjoys baking.
I can completly understand your wife.
😂
@@Tab-ib3lq actually its not his mom its his wife you should read words more
@@Tab-ib3lq I aint hating just sayin
"Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?"
Josh they heard that you moved in, they made the right call.
Josh opening a bakery is a terroristic threat.
lmao
Josh, "Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?"
Also Josh, places about 10 tons of propane and TNT in a building and tosses a stick of dynamite at it from outside.
Just imagine him in charge of a military ammo storage facility. lol
@spikesomega you can... just don't expect to have your ammunition... or anything around it
i love how he finds a thing in every single game that he can abuse
Grace
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I’m not gonna like cause 69
It’s called secret talent.
@@matthewwilde1574 wait that sounds wrong tf-
"Oh. My god. HOLD PLEASE!"
The excitement in Josh's voice will never not make me laugh.
😂
6:43
The worst possible thing to say whilst baking
*“Let’s just add some of whatever this is”*
One other Josh says that pretty often.
Oh my true
Lol
Well I mean, that's basically how Worcestershire sauce came into existence...
Timestamp?
Josh: "Is there a limit?"
His computer: *sweats nervously*
His computer: y-y-y-yes 1 Josh: but I put 23457887234678824666422?
XD
Computer be like cursed emoji one
His computer:why do I hear boss music
OML THE LIKES ARE WRITING 911!!
"Why is there no people? Was there a bomb scare?"
1 minute later:
"Don't I have explosives or something somewhere?"
3:34
1:42 for the first quote lol
It was the apocalypse
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True lol
i love how he goes from trying to throw an egg in the bowl, to custom designing every wall possible, remembers he needs an egg, and just promptly drops in the egg.
"Where is everybody? What? Was there like a bomb scare or something?"
Well... _you're_ here...
Lol and proceeds to make explosions
Maybe a race was going on
Proceed to blow up his shop
@@thedogsandwich ... away from the shop of a thousand nightmares
There's plenty of countries that still are under lockdown. It seems to be one of those countries... >:P
Josh : "Is there a limit?"
Frame Rate : "I'm in Danger"
*Wheezes* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
True
GPU: Oh, god, not again...
Rtx 3090: I'm in danger
His ram: This is fine
I almost passed out when he said "Oh something else is in there!" and the pumpkin just ever so gracefully fell out
I need to buy this solely to dig out the center of a pumpkin to put a firework into it
I feel like the tiny little "thunk" it makes as it lands just makes it even better
"Gracefully"
timestamp please😔
oh nvm it’s 17:11
Game: Here is our jelly bean dispens-
Josh: IS THERE A LIMIT
Game: oh god here we go again.
PC: *distant sobbing*
Only Josh can make a negative integer frame rate.
I love how confidently he said, “Yeah I set the whole kitchen on fire.”
Thats josh for ya!
XD
While talking to the fire department about what happened
He’s proud of his work
Whenever Josh says “hold please” you know something magical is about to happen.
Fax
Fax
# fax
Why is everybody saying “fax”?
@@felixmckinney7132 fax
As someone who really prizes cleanliness in the kitchen, your cooking simulator videos give me a kind of existential dread I haven't experienced in 12 years.
Never stop.
Same!! I take it it's just a game and you can "clean up" with a click of a Restart button. Or, when it crashes lol
Wait what happened to you 12 years ago
@@jackreidy6167 The Military.
ansush
its great isnt it :)
Josh: why's the street empty? was there a bomb scare?
Also josh: Piles up propane containers and lights them before opening the store
Lmao underrated comment
u n d e r a t e d c o m m e n t
I like how he took us on a tour and in the middle of it he got distracted by how many jelly beans he can dispense
AMOG US
BUS
@@benkleinman3727 BUS
oniBUS
Quick To Tommm ,wm eIpp
Beginning of the video: "Was there a bomb scare?"
End of the video *becomes* *the* *bomb* *scare*
obviously he glitched out of the map to experience the bomb scare
LOL
that's just how it happens here
I just love the way Josh reads the hashtags completely insincerely.
Wait, you're supposed to read them as sincere?
Hashtag buttery!
# c o f f e e
HAJIME
*# W E D D I N G*
13:29 I’m actually pretty sure he managed to put everything except the salt in the dough 🤣🤣
Lmao
I can honestly say I will instantly die of laughter every time Josh says "Be still my beating heart", or "My cup runneth over"
Eeeeeeeeeasy
Josh's computer when it hears the words "is there a limit": Why must you make me suffer master.
His poor poor computer is suffering he must stopped
It’s gaming howtobasic
Plot twist: He named his PC Grace
He will torture the sprinkles
Master~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THIS MAN IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOTIC ENERGY
I Love This Man Though
GrayStillPlays is like him on steroids
THIS MAN IS THE DEFINITION OF USELESS COMMENTS
Hes the image you see for an example FOR chaotic engergy
@@carl8490 Is that a more useful comment in your book?
Honestly Josh’s ability to absolutely break every game he touches is pretty impressive
As a baker, I can confirm this is how to ethically and efficiently make amazing pastries
Im a pastry chef and this is exactly how I run my bakery. Start the day emptying all the jelly beans out onto the bench, never have the correct amount of dough, then use a gas can and blow it up and start from scratch. Easy Peasy Livin’ Greasy.
If u rlly are a pastry chef that's so cool I used to want to be a chef lol
im interested. i wanna be a pastry chef now
I’ve always wanted to own a bakery. Now I work graveyard at Panera.... so yeah.... close enough?
And yes i am a qualified Chef and Pastry Chef by trade :)
Josh: "Was there a bomb scare?"
Also Josh: puts a torch to a gas canister to blow up jellybeans
No my friend. Not a scare. Just a bomb
the food die & egg decor was actually visually appealing to me
dye*
@eyesicecold No no. I'm fairly certain there was a berry genocide during that "Hold please."
*"Was there like a bomb scare? How come there's nobody out there?"*
Does... does Josh not know? ...
At this point, I just don't want to be the person to tell him. Ignorance is bliss, and such.
He was working on this video. Obviously he hasn't gone outside for the last few months
Me: trying to get 100 like from a comment kyle:getting 106 likes in 30 minutes
Me: trying to get 100 like from a comment kyle:getting 106 likes in 30 minutes
I'm pretty sure he *made* the bomb scare
"we need to hire testers to find bugs in our game"
"What if we just give a key to that Josh guy?"
thats actually exactly what happens lol
Josh: oUR kOnTeNT
are u a idit
Lol
If I made a game I would do the same thing
XD LOL
We need a "Developer Reacts to Let's Game I Out" series! I would love to see how developers react to Josh manhandling and breaking their games, haha.
Oh yes! That would be amazing
Yes
Yessssssss
I would pay to watch that
He has to react to Josh and GrayStillPlays. It would be a dream!
The sheer joy in his voice as he says "Hold, please!" at 6:43 cracks me up every single time.
When he kept saying "Hashtag" I sensed his soul leaving his mortal shell and a noose being tied
anthony gone, now josh.. whos gonna take over? jesus?
Frey The Son Of Njord YeeYee satan
Wow that’s deep
Frey The Son Of Njord YeeYee shhhh
"Was there a bomb threat?"
Well there certainly is now.
😬
It was foreshadowing
When Josh is involved its more like a promise and not so much a threat lol
is no one impressed by the fact he literally glitched his way outside the store...
We're impressed but there's literally no game that can keep him in the boundaries.
@@alexanderholzer7392 I'm waiting for there to be a game where it's part of the design that you have to glitch to complete it...
...and writing that reminded me of "The Giant's Drink" from Ender's Game_ o_O
u spoiled the video
@@alexandramelo4038 just don't read comments while/before you're watching. This is your own fault lol
I just don’t understand how people figure that out. It’s like a different level of genius to me that Josh and SpiffingBrit find them!
The excitement in his voice when he says “looks to be a blender”
💀
I found this channel yesterday and have never laughed so hard... the extent of patience, commitment and utter disregard for all that is holy that this man has is... impressive.. and scary..
Watching this man go into every single game and “test it’s limits” is possibly the most addictive thing to watch on UA-cam...
I'm sure the developers enjoy it too.
My favorite one that had me dying was his rollercoaster video I was cryingggg
@@ishmael280 That was the first video of his that I watched and I genuinely had such an amazing time.
He's the only UA-camr that I watch :)
@@ptanyuh him and Anthony have this warmth playing together too it’s so genuine and funny to watch
6:48
“all the colors of the rainbow!”
“yk like red and blue, green, purple”
“and ornj”
And egg~
@@kanekiken8216 egg was my favorite color in elementary school
@@ganaraminukshuk0 same
isnt ornj the correct way to pronounce orange? reason why they say nothing perfectly rhymes with orange
@@jinmo-ri7886 door-hinge: am I a joke to you?
Normal people: *Grabs an egg from the fridge*
Josh: *Stains the entire kitchen for the sake of decor*
true
1:22
The wisk attachment is for whisking, the hook attachment is a pirate's hand, and the paddle attachment is for college freshmen in 1980s frat houses in movies.
The sweet summer air flows freely through my long hair
The sweet smell of cakes peeks into my daughters window
"Mommy, mommy, look! The bomb factory is doing a cake sale!"
I roll my eyes, 'what bomb factory' as I chug some ale.
In the next moment, my face went pale.
As the bakery blew up, I realized...
"They don't have Charcoal Hearts? They were my favorite..."
My life wouldn't be the same without the smell of freshly baked heart briquettes in the morning from the local bakery with the funkiest wall designs ever.
Instant classic
this comment section should be kept in vault for future reference on charcoal hearts
i feel my heart crack when the charcoal hearts arent on sale😔
This is next level poetry right there
Josh: Was there a bomb scare?
*Your cooking is enough to be scared of.*
The bomb scare was from his kitchen
g
true true...
You have a VeryGoodName123
Josh IS the bomb scare
Game developers: Here’s a key for our new dlc, we really hope you have fun. We’re excited to see what baked goods you make!
Josh: *turns the bakery into a biohazard threat*
😂
😂😂😂hahaha
Nuh uh.
We've been to Cooking Simulator before. Those crafty devs KNOW Josh will make a mess of their game, and find a bunch more bugs to patch... like how he managed to get outside the level, lmao.
Josh is the ultimate game tester, after all.
You're the kind of man to enter a buffet and make the owners regret "endless trips" to the buffet.
Is there a limit to how many trips we can make before we get kicked out? HOLD, PLEASE!
"I ran a bakery that brings customers only pain"
French people: "Yes, pretty sure that's what they're supposed to do."
pro fortnite streamer I was looking for a comment about that.
bien vu l'aveugle
I'm impressed
Only that the french consider something strange to be bread.
Haha pain is French for bread funny epic minion meme omg lol haha sublime
Josh: let’s play more cooking simulator
Computer: leave me and my frames out of this
Computer: the gaming purge has begun....
Computer: Oh no...
Josh: starts taking out too many ingredients
Computer: why do i hear boss music
"Feels like there's something still in there." *plop* I absolutely died laughing.
Same man, it got me so hard hahahaha
I like how even the most minor evil things he can do he does on purpose like leaving the fridge open lmao
*beginning of the episode*
Josh: Was there a bomb scare?
*end of the episode*
Me: Yeah you lol
Game: sorry, we don’t have corn.
Me, an Iowan: 😔😟😕🙁☹️😞😣😖😫😩
I love the fact you make a living doing all the things in games that are as wrong as possible. Current favorite line is "how else are you gonna find the magic unless you test until your eyes bleed" from satisfactory
He is a professional software tester...
I died when he let off the fireworks and still had people buying his finest charcoal baked cookies off the floor 😂😂
15:48 "Why am I allowed to do this?" They know their audience
1:43 "Was there like a bomb scare?"
4:14 *Kabooooom and Game Crash*
So i guess there was one. The whole City was afaid, cause they knew that Josh opened a shop in their town
"Was there a bomb scare?" *because there should have been*
I love how he just has to put an egg in the container and ends up repainting the entire wall with colors and eggs...
U right
It got out of control quickly I'd agree
# painting # fun # eggtastic
it turned really pretty :D
3 word : HOW . TO . BASIC
The way Josh says “And now he’s REALLY UPSET.” at 12:27 never fails to crack me up. 😂
Me: why does josh take so long to upload?
10 minutes later
Me: well that makes sense
Happens all the time to me too!
huh... 🤔
Me to
In the beginning of the game, the kitchen: Spotless
In the end: *HELL'S KITCHEN*
Hello sero
@@tadpole_can3730 *how did u find ME-*
@@flakyflakes3298 ?
True so true
How can he find anything ever
"You know what they say... The key to good baking is a little improvisation."
I'm pretty sure this isn't what they mean by that, but I do like you taking the initiative lol
0:58 “Well I’m just H A S H T A G excited!!”
"Pain" is French for bread, so I'm sure this is a normal bakery.
Narrator: It wasn't French.
got you to 200 likes!
Underrated
mi pan
josh: "sees explosives"
computer: OH GOD PLEASE NO
Du Pain
One day he'll release a video with the title that he's run his employees to the ground or has made a trillion dollars from his business, but he’s actually referring to real life...
Can't wait :)
he should do scrap mechanic survival next
I am still waiting for his April Fools Joke where he plays a game the intended way
:3
He had a small run, shortly after Anthony left, where he would play games, properly, and review them and stuff.....it was weird...really weird and not at all like the Josh we're used to haha
The fact that the piece of pumpkin stayed through the whole process...
I like the idea of josh looking like a professional pouring the food dye before he just raises it above his head and slams the bottle into the food
Josh: Oh can I just...?
Game: Oh no
Me: trying to do homework
The UA-cam Algorithm: allow me to introduce you to a channel called Lets Game It Out
Same
Same lol
Excluding the homework part, i was in bed wathcjng yt and found a video
lmao same hahah
true
Can Relate
"lets sweeten it up with 3 bottles of maple syrup" me: laughs in canadian.
You guys actually have maple syrup. In the U.S. we get something more similar to thickened oil
Me: *cooking my ham and bacon in maple syrup* uh?
*Happy pola bear noise*
@@mjtwomail yeah, aunt jemima, mrs. butteroworth, etc. are disgusting corn syrup mixes
Josh: let's sweeten it up with 3 bottles of maple syrup
Me: that's pathetic
Not gonna lie. The wall paint job actually looks awesome and I would actually put it in my real kitchen if it were wallpaper (and not, you know, actual eggs and food dye).
"Was there a bomb scare? Where is everyone?"
You realize who's working at this bakery right?
"Hold Please!"
I'm starting to get a Pavlovian reaction to that phrase. Every time I hear it here, it only means amazing things are about to happen.
same with "is there a limit?"
Yes
also goes for the word "let me give you a tour", we can't miss that.
"Was there like a bomb scare?"
*You are the bomb scare, Josh.*
Lol 😂
Haha lol
12:12 the first time I've seen so far where Josh actually questions his lack of sanity,
Indie game developers:
I fear no man
But that thing
Let's Game It Out:
Hey there it's Josh
It scares me
to be fair he's basically the ultimate playtester and all they have to do for it is send him a key...
Customer be like:
“Why is he taking so long?”
*hours later*
“Am I supposed to eat this?”
No your meant to stone the heretics with them
11:23 Josh: 'This giant cookie cake thing is starting to look kinda normal,
and we can't have that.'
**Sanity left the game**
Let’s Game It Out: “Today we’re playing cooking simulator”
The frame rate: BYE
@@jackyjiang3943 Copied Comment
* every in-game npc that cares about it's personal safety left the game *
@@jackyjiang3943 nice copy comment
umm sanity was never in the game
Josh: *Brings customer pain*
French customer: Thanks, just what I ordered
I woudnt be suprised if josh made a business finding glitches in games
he did. this is it.
That's literally what this is. His channel is his business
16:20 Honestly looks more like a bucket of fresh void
As a void. I agree entirely with this statement.
MMMMM
That ending was pure magic. Truly some of the best content around.
I love how his first reaction to there being no NPCs outside "Was there a bomb scare????"
A few minutes later:
**blows up the entire shop**
To those who don’t know, baking powder is added to cookies if they need to keep their shape. It’s different from baking soda, which makes them soft and loses shape. Basically, baking powder makes the cookies harder, but you really need to focus on the measurement. The amount of powder added to those cookies in the start will make them as hard as concrete.
So that's why the cookie was so deterrent to being cut.
17:48 "cake crime scene photo"
Never thought I'd see that in a sentence.
Manager: what's your previous occupancy?
Josh: expert demolitionist
Professional torturer
17:35 small offerings -> small sufferings
"Can I just keep throwing eggs at the wall?"
HowToBasic likes that
Was just about to say it.
Every time josh says, “Hashtag _____!” Sounds like he wishes he were dead.
That's the correct reaction to hashtags.
He sounds like a reaction channel reading through Hunbot MLM posts!
6:46 that genuinely looks like art
Isn’t it just the best to watch Josh’s cooking simulator videos right before and right after you ate dinner 😂
Josh: was there a bomb scare?
Also Josh: proceeds to make a nuke out of propane tanks
I am pretty sure that they are more scared of the hurling cream cheese... Lol
"Was there a bomb scare?"
Yes. A guy named Josh opened up a bakery on that street. The authorities have evacuated the city to be on the safe side.
"I like my donuts extra flaky, so why not add some more butter, like a *mere 40 slabs* "
The best part is that they see this and go "Ah yes, I would definitely like to give him a copy of the newest version of this game for free, this is definitely what we had in mind" xD Thanks for being awesome, Cooking Sim team!
Vau
Apinaoletsinä
Game Developer "This game is absolutely bug free!" Josh: "Hold my beer!"
Hold my limits*
Hold my long lost sanity*
Hold my frames
1. You can never test for the absence of bugs.
2. You can never test for the absence of gamebreakers (EG, Josh), either.
That aint how The joke goes
I just love the way he said "sacrilege!" After tossing the pumpkin
As a former bakery employee, this hurt like hell to watch. 😂
I love how josh gets really disappointed when he makes something that looks actually edible
That frosting was blue-screen-of-death blue
So true
10:51 I appreciate that he sounded the extra c’s in thicccc
Mommy can we get cookies?
* looks in window *
We have cookies at home
@Talf Fire yes
That's not a cookies, that's a canister.
imagine walking by to see a guy just causing chaos in the kitchen. especially with the lag.
I love the smell of Josh’s masochism in the morning.
Agreed lol
Lmao for you it's morning, for me it's 4 pm
@@Basil-. like me too!