I Turned My Kitchen into an Insane Domino Maze - Cooking Simulator

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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +10146

    I love any game that will let me set up stuff like dominoes AND also incorporates setting an entire room on fire.

    • @GTXgb-gt8lz
      @GTXgb-gt8lz 5 років тому +50

      Let's Game It Out me too

    • @davidmunoz8171
      @davidmunoz8171 5 років тому +44

      On On On On? On! ON *ON* oN *oN?!*
      Translates to: I love your channel @Let'sGameItOut ! 👌

    • @pat7185
      @pat7185 5 років тому +20

      Huge fan, keep up the work

    • @Korudo1322
      @Korudo1322 5 років тому +20

      How about Untitled Goose Game?

    • @dawndishdetergent798
      @dawndishdetergent798 5 років тому +14

      How do you only have 263K subs?

  • @chaossdragon
    @chaossdragon 5 років тому +21904

    I'm willing to bet that the developers couldn't be more proud of the fact that the domino rally part actually worked...

    • @BigCheeseStudio
      @BigCheeseStudio 5 років тому +4428

      It melts our hears! Who said you don't need physics in a cooking game?

    • @Lysy231
      @Lysy231 5 років тому +1004

      Yep, we're proud

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 років тому +120

      Yeah lol

    • @Gobra11
      @Gobra11 5 років тому +879

      @@BigCheeseStudio But did you saw what have to be done? You must add the possibility to serve the food in a bucket. Or anything else.

    • @franke3723
      @franke3723 5 років тому +39

      Yes +1

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 4 роки тому +5366

    Imagine sitting at a restaurant for seven hours waiting on your food, then going and checking up on the chef and he's crawling around setting up cutting coard dominos. Dozens of explosions later your food comes out soaked in beer and raw. And your primary complaint is that the cutting technique wasn't great and there wasn't enough olive oil.

  • @zwormhour
    @zwormhour 5 років тому +2447

    I love waiting 7+ hours for my food to hear multiple explosions and have everything be served partly raw and covered in beer.

    • @mitekivagy
      @mitekivagy 4 роки тому +35

      I just laughed more on that comment than the entire video thanks
      man:DDD

    • @melissapuckett2230
      @melissapuckett2230 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @cyoz2723
      @cyoz2723 4 роки тому +25

      Don’t forget the smoke and fire coming out of the kitchen

    • @draquablu2030
      @draquablu2030 4 роки тому +35

      Don't forget the shards of glass giving the dish a nice added crunchy experience

    • @TrueSenteintBadA00
      @TrueSenteintBadA00 4 роки тому +11

      Now that's a meal I can respect XD

  • @electricerger
    @electricerger 3 роки тому +1193

    My favourite part of Josh's videos are that he spends 30 minutes playing the game in a reasonable way, and then 10 hours making nightmares.

  • @TheHitman488
    @TheHitman488 5 років тому +7594

    I'm German and I love that you perfectly captured the spirit of my people in this video! ¡muy excelente!

  • @pawpatrolnews
    @pawpatrolnews 5 років тому +3701

    How many times did you accidentally knock over the cutting boards while setting it up?

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +2521

      An unbelievable number of times. So, so, so many times.

    • @MarcelinoDeseo
      @MarcelinoDeseo 5 років тому +700

      @@LetsGameItOut your dedication is truly out of this world!

    • @NickyRF
      @NickyRF 5 років тому +358

      Let's Game It Out how do you motivate yourself to keep going after you fail these tiny 2 minute jokes that you spend like 5 hours on?

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 5 років тому +80

      @@LetsGameItOut your effort was worth the like (and the laughs)

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind 4 роки тому +42

      @@LetsGameItOut ah yes the fun of domino

  • @GodlikeIridium
    @GodlikeIridium 5 років тому +2956

    "Let's prep the kitchen: On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, open, open"
    It's even funnier when you know exactly what will happen with the oven xD

    • @edgarlepiten2883
      @edgarlepiten2883 5 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/Vg--KbkIffY/v-deo.html

    • @hughanthony2001
      @hughanthony2001 5 років тому +60

      I love the fact he broke the door on purpose "for luck" on his 2nd take.

    • @momoismycat1966
      @momoismycat1966 4 роки тому +26

      @@edgarlepiten2883 why not just timestamp it to 1:17

    • @narcizagomesdasilva7644
      @narcizagomesdasilva7644 4 роки тому +3

      Ricardo Pesenti missed a couple of ons

    • @Ile.D
      @Ile.D 4 роки тому +1

      You forgot 4 ons😂

  • @insectoidabomination
    @insectoidabomination 2 роки тому +499

    I love that his power of passing the limits of games is able to make a _pork shoulder_ become sentient. I also love how he uses anything as a baking tray *EXCEPT* a baking tray.

  • @aubanana1339
    @aubanana1339 4 роки тому +3844

    This man is willing to use *ANYTHING* as a cooking tray *BUT* a cooking tray

    • @pizzawhisker
      @pizzawhisker 4 роки тому +71

      and a cooking tray as anything else but a cooking tray

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 4 роки тому +18

      I see your name pls I was just curious about how to bury and hide a body I promise

    • @devyn.
      @devyn. 4 роки тому +8

      Oh hey dude. Never expected to see you here.

    • @devyn.
      @devyn. 4 роки тому +8

      @@dingodog711 *FBI OPEN UP!*

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 4 роки тому +9

      @@devyn. no

  • @willyyeremi5284
    @willyyeremi5284 3 роки тому +3351

    This dude is really something. He can make A MEAT INTO A PET.

  • @herpderpington
    @herpderpington 5 років тому +1366

    Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T.S Eliot
    What we think, we become. - Buddha
    Reality is wrong, dreams are for real. - Tupac
    If I were a pork shoulder, where would I be? -- Let's Game It Out

    • @woutvandesompele8612
      @woutvandesompele8612 5 років тому +9

      Josh

    • @rigatoni_joe5090
      @rigatoni_joe5090 5 років тому +27

      Mistakes are just happy little accidents - Bob Ross

    • @chadbroski6711
      @chadbroski6711 5 років тому +36

      “As the Germans say “muy excelente”” - Let’s Game It Out

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 роки тому +9

      @@rigatoni_joe5090 Oh no! real art in museum destroyed by pink paint! The paint also touched a campfire causing a domino chain to set the place up in fires! Now statues are melting!
      Bob Ross: _"It's just a happy little accident"_

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 3 роки тому

      @@ImaPizzaK can I eat u 🥴🥴

  • @lmlmd2714
    @lmlmd2714 3 роки тому +116

    Can we all just appreciate the utter win that makes playing a cooking simulator badly so utterly, utterly compelling?

  • @haroldedman7764
    @haroldedman7764 4 роки тому +2481

    josh: literally sets the kitchen on fire,
    the costumer: *it's still too cold*

    • @youcancallmesupernova1987
      @youcancallmesupernova1987 3 роки тому +8

      True

    • @Tony_II
      @Tony_II 3 роки тому +64

      The customer expects it to still be on fire when they get it.

    • @potatoknishes2209
      @potatoknishes2209 3 роки тому

      But u suk

    • @kyliebateman5886
      @kyliebateman5886 3 роки тому +22

      Just give the customer the whole gas bottle with it. They can do it

    • @pissheater3k
      @pissheater3k 3 роки тому

      That’s from the Simpsons but you made it it(the second is the word *IT* not the example)

  • @coolmanhunter8671
    @coolmanhunter8671 4 роки тому +2958

    Gordon Ramsay: The meat is so RAW, it's still RUNNING ACROSS THE FLOOR.

  • @soup7917
    @soup7917 4 роки тому +195

    i can just imagine going to a high end resteraunt, ordering a nice meal and then waiting for about an hour with crashes and explosion sounds coming from the kitchen and occasionally seeing some flames through that little circular window into the kitchen before getting a plate covered in burned food and shards of plate with a little bit of tv on it

    • @coolmanpoggers1837
      @coolmanpoggers1837 4 роки тому +7

      And a dead pork shoulder pet too,can't forget that tragedy.

    • @cowbell7773
      @cowbell7773 4 роки тому +2

      I call it a high quality meal

  • @frostyvr9805
    @frostyvr9805 2 роки тому +200

    Imagine being a waiter and hearing explosions and fire coming from the kitchen

    • @ARSR
      @ARSR Рік тому +16

      I wouldn't worry. It's just josh

    • @surfroger-rv3gp
      @surfroger-rv3gp Рік тому +8

      If we are going down , we will go down with bang lol

  • @intelegintaxolotl2155
    @intelegintaxolotl2155 3 роки тому +1642

    Josh: Is there a limit?
    His computer: I will now read off my will.

    • @felixgamingchanel2.02
      @felixgamingchanel2.02 3 роки тому +8

      True

    • @redgamez5542
      @redgamez5542 2 роки тому +5

      POV:you are graystillplays cumputer :You:Well guess i will die a painful firey death

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Рік тому +3

      Computer: “I leave everything to Grace.”

    • @thanhangthithien734
      @thanhangthithien734 Рік тому

      this is mine 11:48

    • @Glitchm77plays
      @Glitchm77plays Рік тому

      @@ЛеонідБородай-ж6хthat makes 0 sense what does “what dose smell burning in here?” I think you need to go back to school and get some proper grammar

  • @LovioEmmanuel
    @LovioEmmanuel 5 років тому +1685

    He’s that UA-camr that hardly posts but when he does it’s spectacular

    • @gildieuaffn
      @gildieuaffn 5 років тому +91

      Hardly, you must be kidding right ahah he posts once a week

    • @hadoom848
      @hadoom848 5 років тому +7

      Posessed Pork

    • @thysquid2157
      @thysquid2157 5 років тому +45

      Emmanuel Lovio you haven’t experienced the pain with true long time post channels...

    • @giin97
      @giin97 5 років тому +23

      @@gildieuaffn in today's age of twice daily gaming posts, once a week is ages. I can't stand the twice a day channels.

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 5 років тому +10

      Hardly posts? It's weekly. I I'm subscribed to so many UA-camrs, including gaming ones, that upload less than that. Zisteau, donoteat01, Welyn, AuzzieGamer, etc.

  • @013aanikhfds
    @013aanikhfds 2 роки тому +45

    “Flatscreen, why do all the luscious meats go through you?” made my spit out my Helles Märzenbier.

  • @evanz2704
    @evanz2704 3 роки тому +5423

    As a German, I can confirm that this is exactly how Oktoberfest works.

    • @banananman
      @banananman 3 роки тому +28

      @@Victor_Graves and I can guess someone took this comment too seriously( not u)

    • @banananman
      @banananman 3 роки тому +8

      @@Victor_Graves noice

    • @Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka
      @Johnny-Silverhand-V-Arasaka 3 роки тому +91

      But with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
      more beer.

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio 3 роки тому +57

      I'm actually German and, I found this slightly offensive. But hilarious. I love watching these videos, they help me learn English.

    • @matthewsmith3065
      @matthewsmith3065 3 роки тому +9

      yay
      yay

  • @anonymousblank5635
    @anonymousblank5635 5 років тому +532

    Imagine walking into the kitchen of a 5 star restaurant to see the master chef shoving a television into the oven while throwing raw meat and narrating his life as if he had a large audience

  • @samuel_justice
    @samuel_justice 4 роки тому +831

    *Hides leaking beer keg*
    “Perfect, that’s a tomorrow problem”

    • @livyn.9770
      @livyn.9770 4 роки тому +20

      Basically when I get any type of homework 😭

    • @JeepBunker25
      @JeepBunker25 4 роки тому +2

      @@livyn.9770 lmao

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 4 роки тому +7

      My entire life in five words 😅

    • @gasolineyum
      @gasolineyum 4 роки тому +2

      Tomorrow: WHO FLOODED THE KITCHEN WITH BEER?!

  • @Un_Lucky1
    @Un_Lucky1 2 роки тому +213

    2:52 as someone who has never heard of Oktoberfest, i can confirm the pork shoulders do, in fact, come alive and wriggle around like worms during the festivities

    • @macgopal4882
      @macgopal4882 Рік тому +9

      Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

    • @joshuasiebenhofer2452
      @joshuasiebenhofer2452 7 місяців тому +9

      As someone who has been to Oktoberfest, you'd be completely right

    • @theemeraldking3251
      @theemeraldking3251 3 місяці тому

      @@joshuasiebenhofer2452 What do you do to the ones that try to escape?

    • @joshuasiebenhofer2452
      @joshuasiebenhofer2452 3 місяці тому +1

      @@theemeraldking3251 eat them, it's called a "Schnitzeljagd" for a reason

    • @acester86
      @acester86 2 місяці тому

      Goddammit, it's so raw it's still alive! 😂

  • @lorihacking
    @lorihacking 3 роки тому +1108

    His meals always end up as 10% of what he started with.

    • @donteatmyfoodoryouwillseeJESUS
      @donteatmyfoodoryouwillseeJESUS 3 роки тому +5

      XD 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 fr

    • @RozehKakes
      @RozehKakes 2 роки тому +12

      like any upper class michelin star kitchen
      with the elegant ambience and creative plating being what the customer actually pays for lmao >w>

  • @CerealNMilkk
    @CerealNMilkk 5 років тому +178

    This video is... *one tear falls down my face* ... Art. In it's finest form. Bravo sir.

  • @celinam.2513
    @celinam.2513 5 років тому +1691

    As a German I can confirm that this is a real traditional German meal, we Germans love it to eat our raw meat with some glass, containers and sponges. You absolutely nailed it! 😅🖒

    • @Jatopian
      @Jatopian 4 роки тому +28

      Well, it's important not to enjoy yourself too much, nein?

    • @celinam.2513
      @celinam.2513 4 роки тому +16

      @@Jatopian What are u hating for?😅 Nein?

    • @rebireh922
      @rebireh922 4 роки тому +58

      CeCe Pc i absolutely agree. Love the plastic sponge feeling and the rounding off feeling that you get from the glass. Ehrlich gesagt mag ich Oktoberfeste gar nicht so sehr, aber wie er das Zeug ausspricht, einfach brilliant.❤️🐷🦋🙈🥰🇩🇪🖤❤️💛🥨🥦

    • @burgerboss1016
      @burgerboss1016 4 роки тому +4

      Cheers mate!

    • @Lexithefox84
      @Lexithefox84 4 роки тому +20

      As a German i have to say the same ...im just laughing alot...und ihr?

  • @abcj3051
    @abcj3051 3 роки тому +76

    1:11 "Perfect that's a tomorrow problem!"
    My entire life.

  • @hekati7889
    @hekati7889 3 роки тому +1258

    Customer: what is taking our food so long?
    *E X P L O S I O N*

    • @trenvert123
      @trenvert123 3 роки тому +38

      @@FVCDRGTBYHNJU7OKILH6GTBY7FVR The restaurants inexplicable fan: Sounds like it's done

    • @nerfgun3864
      @nerfgun3864 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ohyeah199 boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 3 роки тому

      @@nerfgun3864 creep rap B)

    • @MarkZeroGaming
      @MarkZeroGaming 2 роки тому

      "It's been an hour and a half!"
      "WE GO TOGETHER!!!"

  • @mrtrickyfingers5090
    @mrtrickyfingers5090 3 роки тому +406

    New favorite phrase “Treat it like a stake, and you’re slaying a vampire.”

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 3 роки тому +5

      That’s actually very badass

    • @oceananimates1214
      @oceananimates1214 3 роки тому +4

      Mine is: Bucle up or don't I don't care!!!

    • @thezeldaboi2310
      @thezeldaboi2310 Рік тому

      @@oceananimates1214 2 secs l8r: rip ABSOLUTELY EVERY BOTTLE IN THE KITCHEN :(

  • @direweeb
    @direweeb 5 років тому +864

    "Waiter, my cabbage is too rare. Could you please have it cooked a bit more?"
    "Why yes, we will set the kitchen on fire just for you!"
    "... Did that waiter just insult me? I wasn't asking for much..."
    *Meanwhile, in the kitchen...*

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 5 років тому +23

      *sniff* I guess he was serious.

    • @23danzhe45
      @23danzhe45 4 роки тому +4

      cabbage is very rare..not raw?

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 роки тому +5

      That customer didn't know how "rare" that cabbage was

    • @memeboi679
      @memeboi679 4 роки тому

      rn there a 666 likes on this comment

  • @ImRubb1sh
    @ImRubb1sh 3 роки тому +60

    2:38 that ball at school that’s been there for 50 years

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Рік тому +2

      Relatable and true

    • @FitzgeraldFanatic
      @FitzgeraldFanatic 19 днів тому

      My own friend Vivian actually did a bottle flip onto the backboard of the basketball court and it got stuck there for a week

  • @DoMINEation
    @DoMINEation 5 років тому +272

    The amount of effort put into these videos are insane. I always laugh so hard I can't breathe at your videos. Keep up the mind-blowing work! It always makes my day when you upload, no matter how bad. Thank you for these videos! 💖

  • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307
    @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 4 роки тому +634

    His two catchphrases of the series:
    1. "Nummy nummy num!"
    2. "Yes, that's exactly what I meant"

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot 4 роки тому +41

      “I wonder if there’s a limit...”

    • @franzliszt1127
      @franzliszt1127 3 роки тому +21

      Don't mind if i do

    • @MrEpic-xd8dz
      @MrEpic-xd8dz 3 роки тому +14

      3:god those people are picky!

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 3 роки тому +11

      “How forgiving!”

    • @Best_Ape
      @Best_Ape 3 роки тому +11

      On on on on on open open good to go

  • @丨匚卄匚几
    @丨匚卄匚几 4 роки тому +534

    "Let's prep the kitchen: On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, open, open"
    Because it is in a video-game running in a PC using electricity, the kitchen is actually using real life electricity

  • @mnemonichotpocket
    @mnemonichotpocket 2 роки тому +41

    I love how Josh knows instinctively how to clip through the environment

  • @ThatweirdEMTnerd
    @ThatweirdEMTnerd 4 роки тому +363

    Imagine just sitting outside drinking beer, and you look inside and see the entire kitchen in fire and the chef trying to put a flat screen TV in a commercial oven.

    • @haydenedgmon5289
      @haydenedgmon5289 3 роки тому +3

      Savor that mental picture

    • @rylnn5452
      @rylnn5452 3 роки тому +15

      thats the dream

    • @froggyo8751
      @froggyo8751 3 роки тому +9

      Imagine being outside and then, *boom* your favorite restaurant explodes

    • @DAVID-ql1vo
      @DAVID-ql1vo 2 роки тому +9

      Mm plasma meal

    • @thattoxicmf9232
      @thattoxicmf9232 2 роки тому

      so your the reason i couldnt use Yes as my username

  •  5 років тому +221

    That domino effect is actually one of the most impressive things I've seen in my whole life.

  • @lunartunes6416
    @lunartunes6416 3 роки тому +545

    As a German myself, i can confirm that this is indeed an authentic german meal.

    • @apheirox
      @apheirox 3 роки тому +24

      ... and as a foreigner from outside the Volksfestland, I can confirm you are indeed a real German.

    • @exodiacrown
      @exodiacrown 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk 2 роки тому +8

      Vith ze lovely broken glass lacerating mine tongue

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 2 роки тому +15

      Oh man, do your pork shoulders become sentient too?

    • @lunartunes6416
      @lunartunes6416 2 роки тому +10

      @@g.k684 Yes that can happen

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 2 роки тому +20

    0:55 The upper-left corner says "GUT", which is a reference to the store-brand "GUT & GÜNSTIG" ("good and affordable"). I really did not expect to see that in a game.

  • @D4rkartz
    @D4rkartz 5 років тому +298

    Other Chef: So our oven, stove and grill is broken
    Josh: No problemo! We have a floor, right?

  • @Fr33z3Fir3
    @Fr33z3Fir3 5 років тому +167

    Me: *Gets bored making a single domino chain*
    Josh: *MAKES AN ENTIRE DOMINO CHAIN IN A GAME USING CUTTING BOARDS TO COOK A MEAL*

  • @ohmygoshcheese
    @ohmygoshcheese 5 років тому +843

    I feel like a person could overdose on 500g of cloves oh my gosh

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 років тому +137

      I concur. I feel like 2g of cloves would cause like a 400x OD

    • @ohmygoshcheese
      @ohmygoshcheese 5 років тому +17

      @@LetsGameItOut I agree. Adding that much cloves to a dish proved you're an absolute mad lad

    • @private2102
      @private2102 5 років тому +3

      @@LetsGameItOut r/madlad

    • @thysquid2157
      @thysquid2157 5 років тому +2

      To be fair, too much of anything is bad.

    • @ohmygoshcheese
      @ohmygoshcheese 5 років тому +19

      @@thysquid2157 idk personally I think he could've used a little more fire when cooking the food at the end there

  • @asanevalentinofan
    @asanevalentinofan 11 місяців тому +18

    9:58
    Imagine being like the safety person and your like “so I am just checking in for your mon- WHAT THE FU-“

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 5 років тому +391

    I laughed way too hard when you said "That's a tomorrow problem."
    I hope my family doesn't think I'm dying from laughter.

    • @cloudstrife9762
      @cloudstrife9762 4 роки тому +3

      I'm in a rooming house, also burst out laughing at that moment, I think I woke up the neighbours as well

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 4 роки тому +1

      @@cloudstrife9762 Oh dear, I'm lucky that everyone was still awake. It's just my laughing can sound rather stupid sometimes.

  • @dudeawsomeness1
    @dudeawsomeness1 5 років тому +105

    You've convinced me that this game is the greatest game ever made and that it should be an Olympic sport.

  • @GoVocaloider
    @GoVocaloider 3 роки тому +50

    All I can imagine in my head is sitting at the table waiting, and just as you begin to wonder if it isn't taking a bit long for the food to come out all you hear is a gigantic explosion coming from the direction of the kitchen.

  • @catholicatkin5765
    @catholicatkin5765 8 місяців тому +5

    As a German, this is actually very authentic and exactly how you make it

  • @pablokvillalba
    @pablokvillalba 5 років тому +70

    Do you imagine being one of the clients waiting for their food and hearing these REALLY LOUD explosions?

  • @diamondtk287
    @diamondtk287 3 роки тому +59

    6:57
    I love how it takes a second to realize what he'd done

  • @UltraDanteKing
    @UltraDanteKing 3 роки тому +853

    Me: *searching for recipes*
    Google: *Top 10 easiest food to make*
    Bing:

    • @fallguys5977
      @fallguys5977 3 роки тому +32

      It's easy cuz u basically just throw everything into a container, blow it up with Gasoline and a blow torch, and Bon Appetite!

    • @keziasharlyn8389
      @keziasharlyn8389 3 роки тому +19

      @@fallguys5977 i tried this method, and even though I am now homeless, the meal was muy delicioso

    • @Thunderwingisatakenalias
      @Thunderwingisatakenalias 3 роки тому +3

      @@fallguys5977 *Guten Appetit

    • @pissheater3k
      @pissheater3k 3 роки тому

      @@keziasharlyn8389 then how do you comment

    • @dylanbrazelton267
      @dylanbrazelton267 3 роки тому

      @@pissheater3kit’s a joke lol

  • @name-ie9qo
    @name-ie9qo 2 роки тому +11

    The fact you reconstructed the dominos multiple times. . .truly a blessing to have your destructive motivation 😂

  • @Coolkid0715
    @Coolkid0715 3 роки тому +292

    I die laughing when he ‘preps the kitchen” and goes “on, on, on, on, on”

    • @Xcizior
      @Xcizior 2 роки тому +3

      sound like a banjo kazooie character lmao

  • @Star-qg9sf
    @Star-qg9sf 4 роки тому +318

    I LOVE how chaotic this guy is! I almost died laughing when he started talking to that living pork shoulder, and also when he tried to fit the TV into the oven! definitely an underrated channel.

  • @dabeamer42
    @dabeamer42 5 років тому +286

    When I laugh a lot, I get an asthma attack. After watching that, I can't breathe. Gotta go find my inhaler & other drugs.
    But it was worth it.

    • @bis9817
      @bis9817 4 роки тому +10

      Whaa... Ooops. Sometimes another problem of mine doesn't let me laugh much

  • @MajorTeag
    @MajorTeag 2 роки тому +24

    Very nice domino setup. Definitely needs more explosions next time. And remember the kitchen isn't on fire, it's just the Aurora Borealis.

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 місяці тому +1

      Aurora Borealis. At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?!

  • @thatguyfrye
    @thatguyfrye 4 роки тому +753

    "Are you touching my leg- STOP IT! I'll teach you how to do tricks later."

    • @InieProductions
      @InieProductions 4 роки тому +30

      Plot Twist: The dancing meat told Josh that, Josh didn't say that.

    • @MrTyrone77
      @MrTyrone77 4 роки тому +10

      I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @user-bj7jf2dh3y
      @user-bj7jf2dh3y 4 роки тому +13

      Imagine using that scene's audio for an anime

    • @knittedrachael
      @knittedrachael 4 роки тому +1

      i genuinely cant stop laughing

    • @coolmanpoggers1837
      @coolmanpoggers1837 4 роки тому

      @@user-bj7jf2dh3y The best anime for that is Cory in the house.

  • @kyvizisalive29
    @kyvizisalive29 4 роки тому +119

    Any inanimate, flat object: exists
    Josh: BAKING TRAY!

    • @kyvizisalive29
      @kyvizisalive29 4 роки тому

      @@probabvieh your question terrifies me. I will be haunted by baker-josh until the end of times now

    • @oude_henky
      @oude_henky 3 роки тому

      @@kyvizisalive29 oh god what’d they ask

  • @CongressGamingINC
    @CongressGamingINC 3 роки тому +46

    I just realized why I like this channel so much! In a way, he’s almost like HowToBasic but with occasional eggs, he talks, and he games. Also lemme just say, this is just about the most PERFECT channel I’ve stumbled upon thanks to UA-cam recommendeds😂

  • @toogoodatall960
    @toogoodatall960 3 роки тому +19

    4:35 for a second i was thinking he was actually cleaning up

  • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
    @XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 роки тому +598

    I have a playlist called "it killed me with laughter" but this is so FUNNY that I legit had to create a new one called "destroyed my lungs" cuz I legit couldn't breathe for half an hour

    • @leafysstream108
      @leafysstream108 4 роки тому +19

      How are you alive if you didn’t breath for half an hour

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot 4 роки тому +27

      @@leafysstream108 Shush

    • @leafysstream108
      @leafysstream108 4 роки тому +2

      I’m stating fact

    • @XxFuntimeWolfxX
      @XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 роки тому +36

      @@leafysstream108 who said I lived?

    • @depressedcatlover3421
      @depressedcatlover3421 3 роки тому +8

      I had to too XD I love where he sounds professional if you listen in the background but when u watch him he is complete destruction

  • @briannaselhorst9200
    @briannaselhorst9200 4 роки тому +74

    The patience of this man is admirable lmao

  • @Seanderson3
    @Seanderson3 4 роки тому +674

    "As they say in Germany: muy excelente."
    *Ah yes, that German phrase goes very well with this other German phrase: ayuda.*

    • @SilverThyme
      @SilverThyme 4 роки тому +39

      Since when did Germany speak Spanish...

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot 4 роки тому +57

      @@SilverThyme Bonjour!

    • @justinruhling9085
      @justinruhling9085 3 роки тому +5

      I think he said mooi which is dutch-german and means good

    • @Silent_YES
      @Silent_YES 3 роки тому +10

      Mama mia!

    • @canteatgrapefruit
      @canteatgrapefruit 3 роки тому +9

      I sure hope that part of the video was a joke. It probably was 😂

  • @jocirayne7316
    @jocirayne7316 2 роки тому +41

    3:19 that’s definitely one of the most psychopathic things he’s done

  • @hupfulley1898
    @hupfulley1898 5 років тому +155

    my teacher: save electricity
    Josh: on on on on on on on open open

  • @bluecomet9072
    @bluecomet9072 3 роки тому +249

    He is talking so smoothly that the Captions actually tell you what he is saying

    • @octobro915
      @octobro915 3 роки тому +1

      69 likes

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 роки тому +13

      Josh is favored by the AIs

    • @madpie5147
      @madpie5147 9 місяців тому +2

      @@normalhuman9878 more like he scares them into submission

  • @ionicbond.
    @ionicbond. 5 років тому +286

    I relish every second of your videos. Never stop dude!

    • @chickentenders1516
      @chickentenders1516 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 років тому +1

      Good pun

    • @ionicbond.
      @ionicbond. 5 років тому +2

      @@mikekazz5353 I just realized that. *Relish* lol sometimes I'm smart without even knowing

    • @kraxkarkax
      @kraxkarkax 5 років тому +3

      I always make sure to ketchup when he uploads a new video

    • @ionicbond.
      @ionicbond. 5 років тому

      @@kraxkarkax lol good one

  • @Ano-Nymous
    @Ano-Nymous Рік тому +12

    The devs should record their reaction. Would love to see it. 😂

  • @David-tf6pd
    @David-tf6pd 5 років тому +202

    "Perfect, that's a tomorrow problem." Killed me with laughter and I only just started watching.

    • @Nat.4
      @Nat.4 4 роки тому +3

      it’s rumored that the beer barrel is still spilling beer to this day

  • @Cronatic
    @Cronatic 5 років тому +120

    Gotta say that I love your content! You never fail to make me laugh!

  • @SenatorDodo09
    @SenatorDodo09 4 роки тому +124

    Josh as soon as he boots up any game: "Now how do i make a maze?"

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 4 роки тому

      It's like carcinization but *better*

    • @chansonalmond4371
      @chansonalmond4371 2 роки тому

      Just wanna say I’m your 100th like

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 10 місяців тому +4

    Meat pet is my second-favorite character, right after Grace.
    I've never been to Octoberfest, but now I know what to expect. I feel like I was really there!

  • @annabowman3146
    @annabowman3146 5 років тому +60

    "Just a little extra basil..."
    *Adds garden's worth of basil*

  • @imaseagullgimmeyourfries2399
    @imaseagullgimmeyourfries2399 4 роки тому +121

    We need a compilation of josh saying “on, on, on, on, on,”

  • @kjiell2852
    @kjiell2852 5 років тому +49

    Whenever I see you upload Josh, the first thoughts in my mind are
    "Whats this maniac up to again?"
    "Is Grace gonna be abused again?"

  • @justsibsYT
    @justsibsYT 2 роки тому +22

    nobody: school cafeteria lunches: 11:47

    • @YLCinnasnail
      @YLCinnasnail Рік тому +1

      Nobody:
      School cafeteria lunches: 11:47*

    • @Ablock905
      @Ablock905 Рік тому

      nobody:
      School cafeteria lunches: 11:47

  • @ST6-Music
    @ST6-Music 4 роки тому +25

    10:57 - Just imagen being in the dining room waiting for your food and you hear that explosion.

    • @probabvieh
      @probabvieh 4 роки тому +1

      Would you hear it or would you be gone like everything else?

    • @ST6-Music
      @ST6-Music 4 роки тому

      @@probabvieh idk but it would be one hell of an experience.

  • @shannan73ski
    @shannan73ski 3 роки тому +32

    I love that every time he tries to put his meal on the plate it just spills EVERY WHERE, and adds way too much stuff.

  • @hounddoggurxi203
    @hounddoggurxi203 3 роки тому +43

    cooking simulator is lowkey my favorite in this channel.

  • @Mauricegg
    @Mauricegg Рік тому +7

    there is this one frame, at 9:07, where you zoom in and the ooven in the back, just dose his thing. lovely, my favorite frame bro

  • @GERntleMAN
    @GERntleMAN 3 роки тому +230

    I have to a say, that is exactly how we eat at the Oktoberfest. Authentic!

  • @R34PR_
    @R34PR_ 4 роки тому +59

    Josh: purposely hits every essential ingredient and simultaneously leads game to delete itself.
    Also Josh: oh these clumsy hands of mine!🤗

    • @adamqazsedc
      @adamqazsedc 2 роки тому +6

      *oh my stupid depth perception*

  • @SickoSchizoArc
    @SickoSchizoArc 3 роки тому +206

    "If I was a pork shoulder, where would I be?"

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 роки тому +4

      Me: on the shoulder???

    • @yamwa2
      @yamwa2 3 роки тому +3

      probably in hell above if u were cooked by him

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 3 роки тому +2

      @@yamwa2 "in hell above" is such a powerful twist on the original saying

  • @sheep_studios
    @sheep_studios 5 місяців тому +1

    Cooking sim: manage time properly to create delicious meals
    Josh: eat your broken glass

  • @Zelurpio
    @Zelurpio 3 роки тому +21

    As a German this guy really knows how to celebrate.
    My family had so little things for holding foods they used a blender container.

  • @SuperRemion
    @SuperRemion 4 роки тому +76

    "Let's see if it still lights..."
    *meanwhile every atom in the kitchen is blowing up*
    This kills me over and over again XD

  • @LebaneseLizard
    @LebaneseLizard 5 років тому +111

    Next chance you get, just serve a plate full of salt to the customer

  • @briennerose2606
    @briennerose2606 2 місяці тому +1

    Cooking Simulator always makes me hungry, so I appreciate Josh making it look so completely unappetizing.

  • @Proxximaa
    @Proxximaa 4 роки тому +88

    *Leaves the beer tap running the whole time*
    me : *cries in German*

  • @Squish_Squash
    @Squish_Squash 4 роки тому +177

    the way he says "Nummy nummy num~!" sends me every time I go hysterical lmao

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 2 роки тому +6

    I love the choice of “triumphant” music as you set the entire kitchen on fire. 🤣

  • @pfw4568
    @pfw4568 5 років тому +18

    I'm german and this 6:00 is what my mom always cooked when i was a child. Felt like a kid again

  • @ИванАндреев-г2ц
    @ИванАндреев-г2ц 5 років тому +26

    5:53 Josh:mmmm numinuminum.
    Me: * dying of laughter*

  • @kohkaiting1036
    @kohkaiting1036 5 років тому +47

    Discovered this channel today and it’s my kind of chaos

  • @Elite_critter
    @Elite_critter 7 місяців тому +1

    i like to think that off camera that game it out is the most perfectionist person outside of recording

  • @pyguy7
    @pyguy7 4 роки тому +45

    Did I just watch secretly a "How to Basic" with commentary?

  • @x-tramayo6106
    @x-tramayo6106 4 роки тому +218

    “mom can we get a private chef please”
    *mom* “ we have one at home”
    the one at home:

  • @johnsudduth5281
    @johnsudduth5281 4 роки тому +57

    1:17 When Someone Orders A Big Mac And A Nugget Box Of 10 And A Happy Meal With Extra Fries And A Cheese Burger And You Are One Of The Only Three Employees

    • @JediEdi
      @JediEdi 4 роки тому +4

      Stop Typing Like This

    • @thescoobmaster
      @thescoobmaster 4 роки тому

      i work at mcdon and that really isn't too bad

  • @AAAUUGGHHHHHHH
    @AAAUUGGHHHHHHH Рік тому +7

    0:18 I’m celebrating it tmrw :)))

  • @olamarca7171
    @olamarca7171 4 роки тому +159

    "Are they cooked? They look pretty cooked to me. 9 raw, 1 burnt." hhahaah