Factorio Big Bertha 1000 Artillery wagon 125 Locomotive

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 роки тому +622

    it looks so satisfying :D

  • @pasta8709
    @pasta8709 3 роки тому +906

    It costs 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.

    • @multienergy3684
      @multienergy3684 3 роки тому +39

      LOL, spending the budget for the war in afghanistan (2 trilions $) on this weapon it could continuously run for 22-23 months

    • @att7364
      @att7364 3 роки тому +12

      @@multienergy3684 which isnt much different from the yearly cost

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp 4 місяці тому +1

      Pretty sure in real life it's more like 400,000 per shot...

    • @markkalsbeek5883
      @markkalsbeek5883 2 місяці тому

      ​@@fantasypvpprobably not that bad, it's not actively propelled, doesn't have active control, just relays a radar feed back. Just shot out of a bug cannot. Probably would be that expensive. True modern weapons have far crazier specs and capabilities capabilities.

    • @hadawaco
      @hadawaco 2 місяці тому +1

      I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.. AND THIS.. IS MY WEAPON.

  • @tomg5576
    @tomg5576 3 роки тому +163

    "Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl." Frederick the Great.

  • @Madhuntr
    @Madhuntr 3 роки тому +421

    when you have enough production for 100000 artillery shells but still have Red belt in your Hotbar XD

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 роки тому +72

      oh no my biggest secret, well in my defense at least i had electric furnace in the hotbar and the big electric poles

    • @ojek3400
      @ojek3400 Рік тому +31

      ​@@morpheus_uat In your defence you have the big Bertha.

    • @cf453
      @cf453 Рік тому +3

      That’s offensive!

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 10 місяців тому

      Don't forget where you came from

  • @Seagull780
    @Seagull780 3 роки тому +552

    I think this may violate the geneva suggestions

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 роки тому +45

      Seagull you can't violate the Geneva convention if there's nobody to testify and it's artillery, if they got time to complain they got time to run

    • @corslyn
      @corslyn 3 роки тому +55

      @@dionwoollaston5717 it's not a convention it's a suggestion

    • @pasta8709
      @pasta8709 3 роки тому +4

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Haha XDDD

    • @platiuscyndar9017
      @platiuscyndar9017 3 роки тому +3

      I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually.

    • @Seagull780
      @Seagull780 3 роки тому +7

      @@platiuscyndar9017 Well those things he's shelling are basically civilian housing

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 роки тому +245

    "I'm almost late for work, I hope the train isn't too long"
    The train:

    • @Jairion
      @Jairion 2 роки тому +3

      The conductor:

  • @magetaaaaaa
    @magetaaaaaa 4 роки тому +299

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... The end of all that ever was.

    • @Weak_Texas
      @Weak_Texas 3 роки тому +6

      And all that would ever be

  • @benwhite8157
    @benwhite8157 3 роки тому +110

    I'm always a fan of the 1812 overture. Especially when it's played over literal artillery.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому +4

      I mean if the orchestra is being authentic It’s supposed to be played _with_ artillery. I went to a performance that brought in cannons used for re-enactments along with their experienced crews and it was an experience I’ll never forget. Normal drums will never be able to recreate the sheer impact of real cannons, you can feel the sound in your lungs right down to your bones.

  • @galffygergojozsef7816
    @galffygergojozsef7816 3 роки тому +36

    I love how it cuts your FPS in half when it fires

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 11 місяців тому +12

    "Tchaikovsky, trains are not artillery platforms!"
    "Yes they are and I'm going to use 21 of them."

  • @peteydog1473
    @peteydog1473 3 роки тому +87

    it's always 1812 overture...
    not to say that it doesn't fit or anything

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 роки тому +8

      or this other one
      ua-cam.com/video/wQd1qXL5UEY/v-deo.html

    • @Trashpanda115
      @Trashpanda115 3 роки тому +6

      Cannons Tchaikovsky, CANNONS

  • @dafff08
    @dafff08 3 роки тому +41

    everything changed, once the fire nation attacked

  • @Volgrand
    @Volgrand Рік тому +10

    "So, how many artillery wagons do you want?"
    "Yes"

  • @litauenball1268
    @litauenball1268 3 роки тому +18

    I love the smell of *artillery shells* in the morning

  • @zalseon4746
    @zalseon4746 3 роки тому +35

    3:35 "HERE COMES THE CRESCENDO!!!"

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 роки тому +8

      "Gentlemen, ready your canons"

    • @Max-gc7oo
      @Max-gc7oo 6 місяців тому

      V for Vendetta reference? :D IF yes then I has the exact same thought haha

  • @MaximilianSchmerz
    @MaximilianSchmerz 3 роки тому +11

    „Extinction never felt so good“

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 2 роки тому +17

    *”I love the smell of cordite in the morning.”*
    *”Smells like…victory.”*

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 роки тому +24

    No other game let's you do this, hence why factorio is in my "absolutely godlike" Game folder on steam

    • @seank.9213
      @seank.9213 3 роки тому +3

      If Dyson Sphere Project is not in there already, look up the Black Hole video by Nilaus

  • @abramthiessen8749
    @abramthiessen8749 3 роки тому +52

    2:40 Stop they're already dead.

    • @lucah1824
      @lucah1824 3 роки тому +2

      That's not enough, they must also be completely non-existent, expunged from this plane of existence.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucah1824 they must be atomised

  • @indigo3032
    @indigo3032 3 роки тому +13

    Literally the largest 'Why not' mobile machine ever to be built

  • @lizardgirl413
    @lizardgirl413 3 роки тому +15

    The Battle of Verdun, 1916, colourised

  • @oliverallen5324
    @oliverallen5324 3 роки тому +27

    Now, imagine with nuclear ☢️ shells.

  • @LexMc0606
    @LexMc0606 3 роки тому +34

    Ahhh, the beauty of human ingenuity mixed with human insanity... 2 things that are beautiful on their own but when they come together you can REALLY get the party started.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому +3

      Also alcohol and coffee. Those are good boosters to the two main ones

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 3 роки тому

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps Good point! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @mathias2001154
    @mathias2001154 3 роки тому +9

    I've finally found, true beauty.

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador 3 роки тому +10

    *Wipes tear off cheek*
    It's... Beautiful!

  • @SinbadNaiver
    @SinbadNaiver 4 роки тому +51

    Torgue would be proud..... XD

  • @QemeH
    @QemeH 4 роки тому +33

    "Gentlemen... *HAUBITZEN!* "

  • @-brother_bear-
    @-brother_bear- 3 роки тому +26

    Everybody: Chaykovskiy cannon not instrument...
    Chaykovskiy: Yes they are...
    Everybody: Chaykovskiy, NO!
    Chaykovskiy: Chaykovskiy YES! CHAYKOVSKIY ALWAYS YES!!!

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому

      Not sure of the historical accuracy but I recall reading an account that he actually didn’t want to write 1812 overture as it was a propaganda piece. So he wrote it to be played with cannons in the hope that it would be so absurd no one would play it. Turns out the sheer novelty of the cannons made it the most memorable piece in history.

  • @Chazinthius
    @Chazinthius 3 роки тому +8

    You can classify this as a machine gun

  • @AzaIndustries
    @AzaIndustries Рік тому +4

    the amount of biters this would pull on my current world would be overwhelming.
    Biters are a lot more responsive now.
    I have high level lasers 5 deep and even that struggles sometimes after an arty upgrade.
    This is a good thing. It means there's more upgrades to be done.

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 11 місяців тому

      No flamethrowers?
      I understand they give a lot more bang per buck with the lingering Area of Effect, but aren't as precise or responsive.

    • @AzaIndustries
      @AzaIndustries 11 місяців тому

      @@Hust91 only in a few key spots. Laser research is really high now so they don't get close enough
      I think I counted 40k lasers last I checked.
      I'm just waiting for the expansion at this point.

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 11 місяців тому +1

      @@AzaIndustries Surely the enemies are modded then? Even the behemoth biters are dying like flies in my game - I struggle to imagine them being more effective without an increase in their stats to make them very resistant to the flamethrowers.
      But I could of course be very wrong and big enough swarms of behemoths will eventually pose a threat again.

    • @AzaIndustries
      @AzaIndustries 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Hust91
      it was a bit earlier that I needed more, my kills are really low now because I expanded so far past my pollution.
      Now I only do 2/3 thick walls of laser and forget about it.
      My tech is
      - arty range 14
      - art shoot speed 10 (machine guns arty, might contribute to the massive counterattacks.
      - lasers 20
      At the peek of enemy activity I was killing about 350 behemoth biters and spitters each a minute.
      Hard to remember the entire history of a 900hour save.
      I've only got 26k lasers now, I think I topped out at 32k before cutting back a lot of stuff.
      EDIT: 10 months ago my base was in a lot different situation too.
      I think with such continuous waves of behemoths it gave enough cover for the occasional spitter to get a ranged hit in.

  • @zyekboutro7994
    @zyekboutro7994 3 місяці тому

    Factorio even goes well with classical music. Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture is wonderful.

  • @bulatmiftahov880
    @bulatmiftahov880 3 роки тому +4

    I don't know why, but classical music and brutal genocide works beautifully together

  • @liamtaylor5091
    @liamtaylor5091 3 роки тому +12

    3:02 POV: you are a german soldier four days before the battle of the somme

  • @mosfetmoshpit6600
    @mosfetmoshpit6600 2 роки тому +2

    It’s beautiful in a terrifying way

  • @brentritchie6199
    @brentritchie6199 3 роки тому +3

    Very well done especially with the timing to the music, give those biters hell!

  • @luketurner314
    @luketurner314 3 роки тому +2

    V would be proud. Should've posted it on the fifth of November

  • @kons37flyingreaper41
    @kons37flyingreaper41 3 роки тому +8

    Where did you store all the trains before? That’s a really long track. I love it tough 👍

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 роки тому +2

      special loading parking lot ua-cam.com/video/fGD4ScyPs_E/v-deo.html

  • @garrettvannorden7723
    @garrettvannorden7723 3 роки тому +1

    The factory needed to just supply this must be massive

  • @aennaenn7468
    @aennaenn7468 3 роки тому +3

    Tchaikovsky would be pleased.

  • @Сергей-и2б2г
    @Сергей-и2б2г 3 роки тому +7

    True democracy!

  • @False798
    @False798 3 роки тому +3

    This is art.

  • @AkiraDragonborne
    @AkiraDragonborne 3 роки тому +1

    Boom Beach Grenadier: "......NAILED IT!"

  • @Arkain89
    @Arkain89 3 роки тому +4

    freedom achieved

  • @rytramprophet843
    @rytramprophet843 13 днів тому

    This video just convinced me to finally buy this game.

  • @stevenmullins9185
    @stevenmullins9185 Місяць тому

    Almost half the video was it just pulling in lol i love it

  • @friedsmurfgg8165
    @friedsmurfgg8165 3 роки тому +4

    Bugs:We got hordes of our kind
    Engineer:BITCH I GOT MY OWN HORDE

  • @mega123hd
    @mega123hd 3 роки тому +2

    great work , i though this should have a million view at least . so satisfying

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 3 роки тому +3

    Installation of the Weapons System in Progress... Please Wait

  • @cletusmandeletusman2328
    @cletusmandeletusman2328 2 роки тому

    And comes from the diamond of guns, rains high explosive death from every direction.

  • @walther2492
    @walther2492 2 роки тому +1

    All right. It's settled. If I'll ever go to another planet, I'll make sure to bring a couple of prussian engineers with me.

  • @StellarisEnjoyer
    @StellarisEnjoyer Рік тому

    Arty spam taken to a whole new level

  • @ElijahSalyer-r1l
    @ElijahSalyer-r1l Рік тому

    Even this would make martincitopants jealous if he saw this

  • @KirillLonsky
    @KirillLonsky 3 роки тому +5

    Can you make a blueprint of it, please?)

  • @CheddarPerson_05
    @CheddarPerson_05 2 роки тому

    Hitman NPC in Paris: “DON’T TOUCH THE DIORAMA!!!”

  • @TheOppiter
    @TheOppiter 3 роки тому +2

    i always upvote berthas O_O

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 роки тому +13

    The only good bug is a dead bug.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому

      The only really dead bug is a atomised bug.

  • @jodypratama4089
    @jodypratama4089 3 роки тому +1

    Is this snowpiercer? No, this is BUGPIERCER!.

  • @Kiril_Bulgaria
    @Kiril_Bulgaria 4 роки тому +4

    Music is perfect :0

  • @kaden-sd6vb
    @kaden-sd6vb 20 днів тому

    There is no such thing as "enough dakka"...
    But this comes close.

  • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
    @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup 9 місяців тому

    would love to see this with modded trains so they appear almost instantly

  • @MeisterQualle
    @MeisterQualle 3 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of good old supreme commander!

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk 3 роки тому

    It's so magnificent and the music was perfect!

  • @1x1boop28
    @1x1boop28 3 роки тому +1

    0:38 shurly, its done now... oh,

  • @jed2112
    @jed2112 3 роки тому

    best thing i saw for weeks

  • @starlightdragon2665
    @starlightdragon2665 2 роки тому

    Here's an idea; get the mods that allow construction of nuclear weapons and build an insane volume of M.I.R.V.s and then turn them all on auto fire to hit the biters except for you. Just a ludicrous amount of nukes.

  • @EpicNerd
    @EpicNerd 3 роки тому

    I WANT ONE, IN MY BASE, ASAP!!!!

  • @stevemanton1177
    @stevemanton1177 3 роки тому +1

    It's so beautiful I cried lol

  • @dominikadamek7895
    @dominikadamek7895 Рік тому

    This is just beautiful

  • @samuelacerbi8854
    @samuelacerbi8854 3 роки тому +3

    is there any benefit to having more than one locomotive? or is it a requiredment to have all those wagons move? im new to factorio and would look forwards to making a big bertha :D

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  3 роки тому +5

      it is, speed up faster, if i had 1 locomotive i would have to wait like 15 minutes until the train get full speed

    • @samuelacerbi8854
      @samuelacerbi8854 3 роки тому +1

      @@morpheus_uat oh, thanks!

  • @iCro63
    @iCro63 Рік тому

    very satisfying! 10/10

  • @BDNeon
    @BDNeon Рік тому

    "Meine Herren:
    *HAUBITZEN!* "

  • @klkesjccc
    @klkesjccc 3 роки тому

    My phone is overheating just by watching this

  • @anti-john8786
    @anti-john8786 2 роки тому

    Top 10 weapons too brutal for war:

  • @panzervpl9406
    @panzervpl9406 3 роки тому +1

    Now do it with arty reload speed 1000

  • @Pro_Triforcer
    @Pro_Triforcer 4 роки тому +3

    TCHAIKOVSKY YES

  • @avi8r66
    @avi8r66 2 роки тому

    That's one angry snake.

  • @geyrnauch
    @geyrnauch 10 місяців тому

    The biters: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @samuelstephens368
    @samuelstephens368 17 днів тому

    This would be sweet with the napalm mod.

  • @maxi54203
    @maxi54203 3 роки тому

    Thats what I call "MASSENVERNICHTUNG"!!!

  • @commandoby
    @commandoby 2 роки тому

    Круто! Начал строить себе такую.

  • @euroschlucker
    @euroschlucker 16 днів тому

    that was fucking beautiful

  • @inconvenient-antifascist
    @inconvenient-antifascist 7 місяців тому

    Imagine Big Bertha and Atomic Annie had a kid

  • @Fyman1990
    @Fyman1990 3 роки тому +1

    This is art :D

  • @HTWW
    @HTWW 3 роки тому

    - Tchaikovsky, cannons are not instruments!

  • @joshuacarr8677
    @joshuacarr8677 3 роки тому

    This is so sick

  • @ethanw1502
    @ethanw1502 3 роки тому +1

    I've watched this 4 times already. Lol

  • @no2xygen290
    @no2xygen290 3 роки тому

    The fact that a modified version of the US anthem plays while this is all going on just makes it 100x funnier.

  • @Audacity_69
    @Audacity_69 3 роки тому

    *happy Death Corp of Krieg noises*

  • @af2547
    @af2547 Рік тому

    How did the train twist on itself?

  • @aibulatmusin4931
    @aibulatmusin4931 3 роки тому +1

    That genocide looks good

  • @Phil_AKA_ThundyUK
    @Phil_AKA_ThundyUK Рік тому

    V approves.

  • @lostzwolf7269
    @lostzwolf7269 3 роки тому

    i litarally have seen a vid of this yesterday from another person

  • @DartLuke
    @DartLuke 22 дні тому

    Did train crosse itself?

  • @СтивМартин-ф7я
    @СтивМартин-ф7я Рік тому

    спасибо за чертеж железки)

  • @Rennu_the_linux_guy
    @Rennu_the_linux_guy 8 місяців тому

    I bet that acceleration is like 0-60 in 5 years

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  8 місяців тому

      Lol, you can check the acceleration here tho ua-cam.com/video/wQd1qXL5UEY/v-deo.html

  • @DGH-q3b
    @DGH-q3b 22 дні тому

    So beautiful

  • @zorgzev96
    @zorgzev96 Рік тому

    Lockheed Martin wants to know your location

  • @TR-Patron
    @TR-Patron 3 роки тому

    true beauty.

  • @CZpersi
    @CZpersi 5 місяців тому

    How do you re-arm such a huge train?

    • @morpheus_uat
      @morpheus_uat  5 місяців тому

      like this
      ua-cam.com/video/fGD4ScyPs_E/v-deo.html

  • @raull4952
    @raull4952 4 роки тому +1

    Sublime