I was laughing so hard my face hurts!🤕 That voice and those lines is just a hilarious miss match, and I love it. Don't think we missed the Princess Bride reference.
People have tripped from few foot high stool and broken their neck. It's amazing how much you can survive but it's equally stupid how stupid ways you can die of.
You could argue that some women have rather impressive frontal safety cushions and many adult males developed a layer of strategic nutrient stash code named a “beer belly”
I haven`t laughed so much in ages. Thanks for posting this. What a breath of fresh air. Hilarious. Now off to buy a new box of tissues ( used up the last one on the tears of laughter )
After surviving with only chronic neural pain and a soon to be 3rd time fused ankle received during a fatal (yes 7 minutes dead "declared") car crash. I managed a slight 45% full thickness burns(shutting down both kidneys and liver due to thermal shock) charring 3 mid spine vertebrae, smashing left ankle, snapping in half c2 an c5 neck vertebrae, breaking sundry other bones and neural damage. Today I have chronic neural pain and ankle pain and some awesome gnarly skin graft scars. And that is all I suffer from, squishy human healing for the win.
Big brains and a IDGAF attitude are the ultimate weapon from an evolutionary standpoint. Our ancestors were just too ornery to die. Because of that we are all here.
aztec corrupted the only way I would be as crazy as the doctor is if somehow you got me drunk as hell and I don’t drink so I don’t know how you’d do it.
"Selective immortality by way of spite" I love this, and so damn true
"Please evacuate to designated safety zones while trying not to die horribly !"
ROFL, better then red alert.
"You might want to add some padding to that bottom step, pretty sure i dented it with my face" was for some reason hilarious to picture in my head
I was laughing so hard my face hurts!🤕
That voice and those lines is just a hilarious miss match, and I love it. Don't think we missed the Princess Bride reference.
"He's only mostly dead. All-dead, and there's only one thing you can do: go through his pockets and look for loose change."
Great story telling...!...
People have tripped from few foot high stool and broken their neck. It's amazing how much you can survive but it's equally stupid how stupid ways you can die of.
It’s all about the points. Our bodies are reinforced for our basic stupidity but you can’t accommodate everything abd maintain mobility.
😂 that was absolutely hilarious❤
Selective immortality!!!! Bwah hahahaha 😂 "mortality as a suggestion....". Gem!!
The alien council should watch the "Jackass" films! 😂
Only Johnny made it out alive…
Lol watch Jackass! Good one
A alligator a lawn chair and six pack 😂😂😂😂😂 definitely FL
We call that just another Tuesday.
Hey! Or Louisiana or Georgia... But my son does call himself Florida Man... ('stay away from him').
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
Yep, right up there with Caffeine,
Speaking of which, it's time for my 9th cup this morning.
@@EarlJohn61 watching this as drinking a cup of dark roasted no sugar/creamer with 1 shot of moonshine
They should have the guys from jackass as test objects.
The guys who raced downhill in shopping carts, and gave each other tattoos while riding off-road cars that had no shock absorbers?
Couldn't stop laughing. That was brilliant.
12:18 😂
"Zhang's grin should have been classified ss a weapon of mass destruction"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this one.
@@roserea3156 same! Didn't think I'd like these more humorous stories but man they're pretty entertaining 😁🤙🏽
You could argue that some women have rather impressive frontal safety cushions and many adult males developed a layer of strategic nutrient stash code named a “beer belly”
"Hold my beer!"
As the human straps on a home made parachute.
Well sayed...lol...
Wait till they find out about ADHD.
Lmfao 😂
Or multiple personality disorders 😅
They already did.
😂
If you think for one second jang is not one of us then you lack base c observation skills
Geez I never laughed so hard at a mere SciFi story! Hilarious!
I like how she want coffee all the times even when injured.
_Especially_ when injured.
As a coffee drinker I can safely say coffee is life
Lol I love how humans just show up out of nowhere in these comedy stories
I haven`t laughed so much in ages. Thanks for posting this. What a breath of fresh air. Hilarious. Now off to buy a new box of tissues ( used up the last one on the tears of laughter )
This is one of the worst day's of my life. Thank you I was crying my but off with laughter 😅. Please keep this story going. You saved my day
After surviving with only chronic neural pain and a soon to be 3rd time fused ankle received during a fatal (yes 7 minutes dead "declared") car crash. I managed a slight 45% full thickness burns(shutting down both kidneys and liver due to thermal shock) charring 3 mid spine vertebrae, smashing left ankle, snapping in half c2 an c5 neck vertebrae, breaking sundry other bones and neural damage. Today I have chronic neural pain and ankle pain and some awesome gnarly skin graft scars. And that is all I suffer from, squishy human healing for the win.
The reason humans don't have scales or an exoskeleton is because we aren't pray.
I suspect the author is a big fan of Douglas Adam's. I love ❤️ it keep them coming 🎉🎉🎉
These stories never talk about OCD and schizophrenia.
OCD is one thing, wait until they hear about CDO.
the exorcist killed me !
I need more of these stories.
Big brains and a IDGAF attitude are the ultimate weapon from an evolutionary standpoint. Our ancestors were just too ornery to die. Because of that we are all here.
Feels very Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy themed, channeling Douglas Adams nicely...
This has to be 1 of the funniest things I've heard in a long time Whoever wrote this should write a book 5 stars😂
Actually im beginning to worry about the pirates 😂
Not Dr Chen for once.
Wait till they find out about our men.
Now that was funny
AI is starting to be funny! 😊😂❤🎉
I like these stories, but they’re mostly all the same. They need to change it up a little bit.
😂😂😂👍
Cute! & I mean that in a good way.
LMAO!
OK I was it I would be just like the doctor very likely as long as we had technology to heal ourselves quickly by that point which I think we would
aztec corrupted the only way I would be as crazy as the doctor is if somehow you got me drunk as hell and I don’t drink so I don’t know how you’d do it.
absurd