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  • @ThorbjrnPrytz
    @ThorbjrnPrytz 20 годин тому +32

    Absolutely brilliant!!! And thanks for all the fish!

  • @TheMadwok
    @TheMadwok 18 годин тому +20

    Don't know who dreamed this one up but I hope you can dream up a lot more. Brilliant.

    • @Netscape-kd6mg
      @Netscape-kd6mg 15 годин тому +1

      my guess is that he smoked some really wierd and expired shit. sopmething even our politiens wouldn't dare try

  • @rebeccaabraham8652
    @rebeccaabraham8652 15 годин тому +8

    This one story is quite possibly the best short sci-fi story I've listened to - in years! And I've listened to a very large quantity of unmitigated garbage, with pretentions!

  • @rodgerking1134
    @rodgerking1134 17 годин тому +11

    Ot had me when they said, 'It runs on Bull Sh*t

  • @vojtechpribyl7386
    @vojtechpribyl7386 9 годин тому +2

    Now this is a little gem that I didn't know that I needed.

  • @jimmykpat2138
    @jimmykpat2138 17 годин тому +9

    Well done!! That was awesome and absolutely fugging hilarious!! Your influences show well, and your playful banter works also! Thanks again!!

  • @AnnPrince-d4y
    @AnnPrince-d4y Годину тому +1

    Awesome. Enjoy the video.Thank you

  • @LittleBird-f9g
    @LittleBird-f9g 23 години тому +11

    Would have been great if they made more ships like this

    • @Netscape-kd6mg
      @Netscape-kd6mg 15 годин тому +1

      yeah like one universebending paradox is not enought. lets give a toddler acecss to teh nuke launch button and hope he doesn't press it

    • @RedDadRedemption
      @RedDadRedemption 14 годин тому +2

      @@Netscape-kd6mg The crew of the HMS improbable sat around the quantum dinner table drinking coffee that never ran out were discussing the rest of the human slower than light fleet. "it's a good thing that all human ships aren't just like this one" Rodriguez said absently...

    • @allanvincent4450
      @allanvincent4450 12 годин тому +1

      am driving one.

  • @andrewl.jonesjr.964
    @andrewl.jonesjr.964 3 години тому +1

    Absolutely the best, hands down human space adventure, I've heard or seen. I've watched movie and series for over 50 years. feels right at home, Thanks to the Universe for this, even I never hear another similar story😂😅😊😊, this one I can't ever forget.

  • @superscott9780
    @superscott9780 8 годин тому +1

    This story legitimately brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard😂😂😂

  • @melvyn699
    @melvyn699 4 години тому +1

    That was fantastic more please

  • @theblinddriver8170
    @theblinddriver8170 14 годин тому +1

    I don't remember when i laighed that hard from a reddit HFY story. That is absolutely art!!

  • @gibbswalls3088
    @gibbswalls3088 17 годин тому +5

    Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on steroides. Love it. If I die tonight I will be happy.

  • @robinkelly1770
    @robinkelly1770 22 години тому +31

    Loved the very "Hitchhikers guide to the Galxy" commentary😅😅😅

  • @piphughes2650
    @piphughes2650 11 годин тому +1

    This is very "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy"...I like!

  • @oddquad2010
    @oddquad2010 17 годин тому +6

    Now THAT was a unique tale.!!😯😧😮🙄
    40years ago, give or take, there was a cartoon in newspaper and the like, that created a sub series titled " Sarcastic Anonymous " .😬😬😳😲
    I personally could not get enough of the banter .
    I believe that the sarcasm and puns lost me no less than 45friends, like they WERE my friends.!!
    Doonsbery was I believe, the name of the cartoon. Look for it if you DARE !!!😁😂😅🤓🤗😎
    👍👍😣😖😵👽🖖👽🖖

  • @FrancisAdam-nf4kj
    @FrancisAdam-nf4kj 9 годин тому +1

    Great story guys and humour too can’t go wrong with that

  • @EeBee51
    @EeBee51 7 годин тому +1

    Got some good giggles out of it...😸😸

  • @RayneTheDevilHunter
    @RayneTheDevilHunter 7 годин тому

    This is what writing half asleep and reading ithe next day feels like but I love this.

  • @johnthomas189
    @johnthomas189 7 годин тому +1

    I rather enjoyed that. Thank you.

  • @Dranok1
    @Dranok1 15 годин тому +2

    23:10 Because, as Douglas Adams taught us, "you're never alone with a rubber duck."
    To think, without him we wouldn't have stories like this to grace the airwaves...

  • @RonMayer-xj9oe
    @RonMayer-xj9oe 2 години тому

    Shades of Douglas Adam's. Loved it. Now write a book or better yet a movie script.

  • @voctorfloud9341
    @voctorfloud9341 17 годин тому +2

    Great story , thanks

  • @SKM-Bavaria
    @SKM-Bavaria 16 годин тому +1

    Unbelievably enjoyable!! Loving it!!

  • @Lunas2525
    @Lunas2525 22 години тому +8

    So the prototype of the heart of gold.

  • @atvarnic
    @atvarnic 12 годин тому +1

    Chen is now an engineer what a career shes had diplomat, captain,admiral 🤣

  • @HannoBehrens
    @HannoBehrens 57 хвилин тому

    Douglas Adams would be proud of you. Thanks.

  • @kman7222
    @kman7222 20 годин тому +4

    ok, that was fun

  • @KGTiberius
    @KGTiberius 19 годин тому +2

    Hitchhikers Guide meets aspiring 7th grade aspiring actors using “yes, and?” technique - explaining to 3rd graders - what their older college grade aerospace engineer sibling sounds like at Thanksgiving dinner.

  • @terryhayward7905
    @terryhayward7905 11 годин тому

    It's as if the spirit of Douglas Adams was still with us.

  • @IvanIlic-e2r
    @IvanIlic-e2r 13 годин тому +1

    I am dying over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielbenyair300
    @danielbenyair300 6 годин тому

    22:30 "we're slacking" I would add here "let's do absolutely nothing instead, because it really is impossible for them to accidentally shoot each other, right?"

  • @toddnesbitt3113
    @toddnesbitt3113 18 годин тому +1

    The hilarity of my existence pointed itself out, yet once again

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 14 годин тому

    On Tuesday Maya wanted to try to test the internal reality impossibility field, building a Schrodinger's cat experiment using a ginger tomcat. The next day after eating Tuesday's breakfast for the 3rd day in a row she opened the box to see what the results were she was not surprised to find a dead black and white cat that was purring and the ginger tom she had started with, she muttered to herself "I wish I could ask you what happened" the tomcat for it's part took it's hat off and replied in perfect Klingon " well stuff happened. Then it was Tuesday again".

  • @Dranok1
    @Dranok1 14 годин тому

    Do you have thing against Tuesday?
    "It must Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

  • @steby123
    @steby123 18 годин тому +1

    A very fun story !!!!

  • @dclaytonius1577
    @dclaytonius1577 20 годин тому +1

    Glad it's not Tuesday!

  • @mandolinic
    @mandolinic 12 годин тому

    The Ghost of Douglas Adams has joined the chat.

  • @EarlJohn61
    @EarlJohn61 19 годин тому

    They shouldn't try to screw humanity over without first reading J.R.R. Tolkien and Douglass Addams.
    "The Two Towers Thank You For All The Fried Fish."

  • @puntabachata
    @puntabachata 3 години тому

    A WILD ride

  • @timopalmer6239
    @timopalmer6239 19 годин тому

    Any mathematician worth their salt will prove you can divide by zero.

  • @stedmangilday2416
    @stedmangilday2416 11 годин тому

    PURE SI-FI

  • @darylg
    @darylg 15 годин тому

    Brilliant

  • @sirbicthalot
    @sirbicthalot 6 годин тому

    Can we please have this animated? / A HMS paperweight series

  • @beshkodiak
    @beshkodiak 46 хвилин тому

    Well, that was fun. It supports the notion that the “End” isn’t near… its just phase shifted… again.

  • @allanvincent4450
    @allanvincent4450 12 годин тому

    i just knew uncertainty entanglement was tuesday.

  • @WilliamCairnes-fi2po
    @WilliamCairnes-fi2po 22 години тому +1

    Funny, thanks!

  • @Alice-ng2po
    @Alice-ng2po 15 годин тому

    So funny. I literally pee my pants laughing

  • @Fae_Lady13
    @Fae_Lady13 17 годин тому

    Humanity given a ship that runs on Warhammer 40k Ork logic 😂

  • @bainsworth8853
    @bainsworth8853 13 годин тому

    oh, and don't forget your pet oyster

  • @lab6068
    @lab6068 19 годин тому +1

    Yep, a gem it was now a raw diamant
    Thnxs is it after welcome you are.

  • @melvizcarra1086
    @melvizcarra1086 2 години тому

    I so belong on the ship! I am so sarcastic

  • @reinovator
    @reinovator 24 хвилини тому

    Douglas Adams tribute?

  • @johntouw3153
    @johntouw3153 53 хвилини тому

    Ah sarcasm I could power the ship for months.

  • @dorugu
    @dorugu 21 годину тому +1

    tgofunny another alien race failing to finish their homework :)

  • @josephcoble9681
    @josephcoble9681 23 години тому +1

    Enough with the extra dimension

  • @riverraven7359
    @riverraven7359 19 годин тому

    Its the Occurance Border isnt it....

  • @larryjurkovskis4612
    @larryjurkovskis4612 2 години тому

    Comic Insanity at its Finest.👍🤪

  • @gman092803
    @gman092803 21 годину тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kenkam5544
    @kenkam5544 Годину тому

    LMAO, Brilliant

  • @bainsworth8853
    @bainsworth8853 13 годин тому

    But you can have a ferrit, python turtle, etc gold fish are smart,

  • @jamesgibbs7667
    @jamesgibbs7667 44 хвилини тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HappyBear376
    @HappyBear376 12 годин тому

    "Their" refers to a plural. Tell your ai to stop being so bloody woke.

  • @firstname4337
    @firstname4337 20 годин тому

    another stupid story

  • @johnbirk843
    @johnbirk843 19 годин тому

    Absolutely dead brilliant!!!
    Combining proper scientific nomenclature with humor.
    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
    In appreciation of the humor you have gifted me I decided to Emilia pina colada, while sitting here on the beach in Antigua in the west indies, watching the sun going down and the lovely semi-clad ladies walking by, to email your a pina colada.
    Unfortunately for some odd reason this has been disabled on this planet 🥴
    Work perfectly well on Star Trek 😁
    Scientia Non Domus Habet.
    (Knowledge Has No Home)
    antiguajohn

  • @WilfredRubalcaba
    @WilfredRubalcaba 21 годину тому +1

    I love it leaf my ass off I don't have one anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂