They Said the Meal Was Fatal, The Human Called It “A Little Spicy.” | HFY | Sci-Fi Story

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  • @gyuunyuu
    @gyuunyuu 27 днів тому +534

    on our planet we test celebrities' sincerity by having them answer questions while eating increasingly spicy wings

    • @DanielCoelho-
      @DanielCoelho- 22 дні тому +24

      HotOnes - Excellent show!!

    • @The-Draconian
      @The-Draconian 19 днів тому +9

      Sucks they never got mandatory on that show

    • @minidawnplayz
      @minidawnplayz 14 днів тому +1

      I think I heard of that show

    • @loganh7899
      @loganh7899 7 днів тому

      The"Hot Ones"

    • @minidawnplayz
      @minidawnplayz 7 днів тому

      @@loganh7899 sounds familiar, but I can’t quite put it. It’s on the tip of my tongue.

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak Місяць тому +743

    Problem is, humans eat things on earth that would be considered chemical warfare, and even war crimes.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF Місяць тому +69

      (Snacking on durian) 'Like what?'

    • @GenderfluidBitch501
      @GenderfluidBitch501 Місяць тому +9

      (Shoving handfuls of peppers into mouth) I have no idea what you mean

    • @Pineapple_Pizza1
      @Pineapple_Pizza1 Місяць тому +66

      *pops a can of surströmming* 'there are?'

    • @raenfox
      @raenfox Місяць тому +49

      (Spreading Mett on a piece of bread) I heard century eggs are a bit challenging.

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 Місяць тому +40

      Have you tried grilled Ghost Peppers yet? Sure, they burn all the way through, but no parasites!!! ❤❤

  • @BliffleSplick
    @BliffleSplick 19 днів тому +163

    Fun tidbit: there are different kinds (sources) of spicy - hot peppers (capsaicin), wasabi (related to mustard), black peppercorns, ginger, cumin, and probably a couple others I'm forgetting.
    Also: humans eat spicy food because **it gets us high** - the body reads it as pain and pumps out endorphins to ease it, that it doesn't actually cause harm is a refinement we've done over the centuries

    • @yaemz123
      @yaemz123 17 днів тому +13

      Garlic, cinnamon, onion, cloves. Any of these in powered form is too spicy in the mouth for most people.

    • @bretthoyle5683
      @bretthoyle5683 17 днів тому +13

      ​@yaemz123 funny enough me and my brother were making salsa and didn't wanna make it too spicy for my mom so we left out jalapeños, but we love garlic so we put in a few extra cloves of garlic, and we were like wtf why's it spicy lol. We had no clue garlic could make something spicy.

    • @sherrykathman3309
      @sherrykathman3309 16 днів тому +12

      The theory on exactly why humans started consuming spicy food is that we noticed that eating spicy food made you less likely to get sick from eating something. That's cause spices tend to make it harder for bacteria to grow in food. That's also why spicy food came to prominence in hot climates like India, where food would spoil faster.

    • @toxicflame2894
      @toxicflame2894 2 дні тому

      on the wasabi note, most wasabi's you'll find currently are not REAL wasabi and often times will have horse-radish as an ingredient. Real wasabi is a plant that last I recall has only 2 places in the world in which it can be grown at this time. The amount of places it could be grown part could be a bit outdated since I believe it was about 5-6 years ago I learned of this but still it is rare hence why it's expensive.

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan Годину тому

      ​@@sherrykathman3309it also causes things to go through faster.

  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 Місяць тому +257

    "Wait, so your world has plants that have specifically eveolved a chemical that causes burns, iritation, and inflamation, and you do what with it?"
    "Eat it for fun. I mean, the natural stuff was a little weak, so we engineered and hybridized species to make it way more potent. So yeah, all good now."

    • @nightgazer1330
      @nightgazer1330 Місяць тому +51

      Wait til they hear about alcohol, cannibus, and myshrooms.

    • @BrandonSwinney-j2v
      @BrandonSwinney-j2v 25 днів тому

      @@nightgazer1330 just look up "humans are space orcs". you'll probably at least find a story on aliens reacting to us drinking alcohol

    • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
      @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому +13

      A combination of a primates robust organs, and a humans tenacity.
      Or dumbassery.

    • @raging_aura_blaxx
      @raging_aura_blaxx 20 днів тому

      ​@@drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 all of the above

    • @Sinbaby-rt5pe
      @Sinbaby-rt5pe 16 днів тому +4

      @@nightgazer1330 Or cheese. Telling them we eat moldy milk

  • @Rhiorrha
    @Rhiorrha Місяць тому +240

    Hold on: Kralix admits that he violated the rules of conduct for this gathering by admitting the food was supposed to kill Jeff. WTF.

    • @bigburkhart2293
      @bigburkhart2293 13 днів тому

      Yeah this story is really dumb and not well thought out. It's supposed to be an insult possibly leading to war if you refuse to eat the food but then everyone is immediately telling him not to eat the food. Then they have the race that intentionally brings stuff that would kill other races. It's really, really dumb.

  • @dalekx215
    @dalekx215 Місяць тому +402

    I feel sorry for both Jeff and the Alien when they have to use the toilet 🤣😂🤣. I just hope the crapper doesn't melt

    • @heatherhalvorsen1155
      @heatherhalvorsen1155 Місяць тому +24

      That's legit ALL i thought

    • @sae1969
      @sae1969 Місяць тому +36

      I had to laugh at this thought. Jeff didn't mention the burning in his intestines! I still want Korvax to try a ghost pepper! One man's poison is another man's delicacy.

    • @groofromtheup5719
      @groofromtheup5719 Місяць тому +12

      A good meal burns twice.

    • @josephhyland8904
      @josephhyland8904 Місяць тому +5

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @08techgrad
      @08techgrad Місяць тому +10

      @@sae1969 I would have Korvax try the puffer fish.

  • @Jack-pm1ve
    @Jack-pm1ve Місяць тому +293

    As the one challenged to a duel he had the right to choose the weapon should have chosen five alarm chili

    • @RealEnerjak
      @RealEnerjak Місяць тому +23

      Or Chief Wiggum's spicy chili that made Homer hallucinate. Now that's a crazy ride.

    • @shadowdragon7701
      @shadowdragon7701 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@RealEnerjak a straight bottle of uranium u236 or whatever it's called. It's hot sauce that 1 is like 10 million scolvolts and 2 needs to be at a temp of like 150-200 degrees fearinhight to get out of the bottle. Opening it means you signed a waiver of liability

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey Місяць тому +7

      The one chip challenge, or "the one gummy" challenge, which ever works for the alien guest.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Місяць тому +5

      I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DRINKING DUEL.

    • @simonbarber5440
      @simonbarber5440 Місяць тому +10

      I recall one of the original Star Trek episodes .. they ran into an Alien of Divine-level powers (No, it wasn't Q) Fortunately he took a human form which naturally needed food and drink. After the meal Kirk prompted Scotty to offer him a "wee dram". Switch to several hours later and Scotty having nearly emptied his cabin's bar ..
      Alien (Bleary-eyed as Scotty pulls out one final bottle from the back of the shelf) "And what do you call .. that ?"
      Scotty: "It's ... green ...."
      Cheers! Scotty wins by one round!

  • @telefeeb1
    @telefeeb1 20 днів тому +62

    Fun fact about the milk is that the way it counters hot chilis is the milk fat “grabs” the oily capsaicin and just drags it off into the gut where the nerves are less sensitive to it. It just takes the spice and pushes it somewhere else.

  • @exsistance123
    @exsistance123 20 днів тому +65

    I love the "humans are terrifying" trope in sci fi

    • @quintomalley1196
      @quintomalley1196 19 днів тому +5

      There's gotta be a species out there that's similar to us lol. Most of these sci-fi stories make us seem like f-ing gods.

    • @proto-type3201
      @proto-type3201 16 днів тому +5

      ​@@quintomalley1196yeah, I'd like a more realistic take on this trope. The one about adrenaline was really fun but everything else is really self indulgent

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 57 хвилин тому

      ​@@proto-type3201the stuff related to this. How humans are kinda just not that affected by toxins is actually very true tho. A good amount of our organs (kidneys liver, AND appendix) are used just for it even tho we really didn't need it. And we have much higher tolerance to things that kill other species. Even on our own planet. And we like the pain from it. That's literally all spice is. It's just pain. It just causes a type of pain.

  • @sirsnufflepuffson1647
    @sirsnufflepuffson1647 Місяць тому +206

    Part 2 is the human ambassador invites them to earth to experience human foods and culture revolving around our food. Does anyone else like this idea or have some changes?

    • @Circuitkraken
      @Circuitkraken Місяць тому

      Yess just to let you know there been recent medical discoveries that say the appendix is not in fact useless. Its actually part of the toxin filtering system. Humans can handle things that are deadly to other animals. Just wine and grapes are deadly to canids. There are things that humans eat that would destroy the digestive system of other animals.

    • @TexJester-no8th
      @TexJester-no8th Місяць тому +23

      Invite him to be a judge at a chili cookoff here in Texas?? 🤯🌋🌶️ I dunno if that's a good idea, though - might kill the poor lizard ... ☹️

    • @sirsnufflepuffson1647
      @sirsnufflepuffson1647 Місяць тому +7

      @TexJester-no8th lol ya that would be fun 😁

    • @simonbarber5440
      @simonbarber5440 Місяць тому +9

      Scottish deep-fried Mars Bars!

    • @TexJester-no8th
      @TexJester-no8th Місяць тому +7

      @simonbarber5440 HA!!! 🤣🤣🤣
      I was gonna say that I thought deep frying EVERYTHING was a Southern thing (I'm Texan), but then I remembered that much of Southern culture comes from the Scots immigrants that came over in the 1750s - so, yeah, deep fried Mars Bars would be Southern AND Scottish!!!
      🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Silverserri
    @Silverserri 22 дні тому +82

    "food had a tendency to squirm, glow or explode"
    "compared to Earth's chili cook-offs and dubious gas station burritos, this was just another Tuesday."
    I burst out laughing. Also, I'm staying the hell away from chili cook-offs and gas station burritos now. XD

    • @zenwolf1046
      @zenwolf1046 5 днів тому +1

      Or the dreaded gas station musube👻

    • @Silverserri
      @Silverserri 5 днів тому

      I had to Google that. Now I'm traumatized.

  • @KGTiberius
    @KGTiberius 24 дні тому +75

    Should have brought Ghost & Reaper jerky, powdered with magic mushrooms, where the jerky was brine soaked in DMT and teriyaki, and dry smoked in THC until it became jerky. If they wanted recreational toxins, that would do it. Wasabi dip optional.

  • @thedarkgeneral1783
    @thedarkgeneral1783 22 дні тому +38

    "Just like BBQ sauce" and I knew this dudes a light weight.

    • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
      @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому +11

      Imagine if after all that, Jeff has a low spice tolerance, and some one with a high tolerance just pops the final dish casually

  • @hua_man
    @hua_man Місяць тому +103

    Jeff should return the favor with a wings tasting. Heat rating from Garlic Parm to Don't Shame Your Ancestors.

  • @voodoovince8001
    @voodoovince8001 28 днів тому +83

    I could see jeff bringing pineapple to the next feast.

    • @ttyngordon
      @ttyngordon 25 днів тому +16

      😂 pineapples bite back

  • @jamesogden7756
    @jamesogden7756 Місяць тому +143

    "Burrito on I-95" had me going. 😂😂

  • @steviemaster
    @steviemaster 20 днів тому +28

    Now i want that alien to try some of the worlds' most spicy peppers
    "WHAT WAS THIS?" Kralix screams out, having woken up in a hospital bed with Jeff smiling next to him.
    "Oh, we call that the carolina reaper. I'm glad you're alive, you looked rough for a moment" jeff explains
    Kralix: "And you said... humanity made this? *WHY* ???"
    Jeff: "eh, some guys were bored and decided they wanted them that way"
    Kralix: "... your planet is full of insane people..."

    • @nobecasz3497
      @nobecasz3497 20 днів тому

      and you better pray that those crazy bunch stay grounded on that dirtball

  • @ANunes06
    @ANunes06 16 днів тому +6

    "On our planet, there is a species of fruit that has evolved specifically to cause a neurochemical reaction in mammals that makes them feel pain and fear."
    "So you must have eradicated it for the safety of your progeny, right human?"
    ...
    "Not exactly."

  • @raenfox
    @raenfox Місяць тому +87

    Honestly, molten rock may be a bit much even for a human, considering it's typically between 1,300 and 2,200 °F

    • @groofromtheup5719
      @groofromtheup5719 Місяць тому +2

      But saliva would cool it.

    • @raenfox
      @raenfox Місяць тому +9

      @groofromtheup5719 Not significantly. At that temperature saliva would evaporate pretty much instantly, and add scalding steam to the molten rock. Though that likely wouldn't make much difference either.

    • @apveening
      @apveening Місяць тому +10

      Depends on what kind of rock. I have no problems with molten DHMO.

    • @snakeman830
      @snakeman830 29 днів тому +10

      I mean, ice is considered a rock.

    • @redphantom11
      @redphantom11 28 днів тому +1

      Don't worry that milk makes it all good. ;)

  • @genericnamehere7602
    @genericnamehere7602 Місяць тому +51

    "We call that Thai food."

  • @TexJester-no8th
    @TexJester-no8th Місяць тому +58

    In the late 60s, dad was a geologist for an oil company. He got transferred from Midland, Texas, to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Mom had found HOT Mexican food in New Mexico.
    At one point, they got invited to a potlatch dinner. Mom brought some "chili" - Ranch Style Beans with a little bit of McCormick's chili powder for flavor. She also brought some of HER chili! The poor Kanooks who tried the MILD "chili" were amazed at how hot it was!! One lady told another, "You think that's hot - you ought to try a taste of what THEY eat! But ONLY a taste!"
    As a long haul trucker who grew up on good Mexican food, I like to find little places like this. When I get further north, I ask which chili is hotter - and usually get that. They flutter and warn that it's "¡mucho caliente!"... I ask, "[name of state] hot, or Texas hot??" And then proceed to eat it. Generally it's not THAT hot, and it amazes the proprietors!!

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda Місяць тому +48

    Rawlos is the best wingman a human delegate could ask for.

  • @veronicabaillargeon5775
    @veronicabaillargeon5775 21 день тому +13

    Lizard man doesn't understand that for thousands of years humans have been going through things by trial and error, by asking 'what is it and can I eat it '.

    • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
      @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому

      Ah humanity. I think our thought processes is as follows
      "Can I f*ck it?"
      "Can I eat it?"
      "Can I kill it?"
      It's just like Manson said.

  • @mspangs1
    @mspangs1 23 дні тому +16

    Well, if the Zorvax did invade we don’t have to worry about their poisons

  • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
    @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому +17

    This does have some merit. Primates have a very robust digestive system, some apes will use toxic bugs to rub venom on themselves to repel other bugs, and then eat the toxic bug.
    It's because of our tough insides we can eat (and enjoy) stuff captain and caffeine, which are chemicals plants used to SPECIFICALLY NOT GET EATEN.
    So this could happen.

  • @nightgazer1330
    @nightgazer1330 Місяць тому +44

    Am I the only one who thinks its a little silly that this guy is literally just trying actual molten rock?

    • @bookclubish1689
      @bookclubish1689 23 дні тому +7

      To be fair water is also technically molten rock, so who knows what they mean by rock?

    • @zephyr7242
      @zephyr7242 21 день тому +12

      If you consider any crystalline solid a rock. Then caramel is molten rock.

    • @immortalsoul85
      @immortalsoul85 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@bookclubish1689 pretty sure they said it was harvested from the cores of dying stars

    • @apexlegend1844
      @apexlegend1844 3 дні тому

      ​@@immortalsoul85Just an afternoon snack

  • @davidandrew1078
    @davidandrew1078 25 днів тому +23

    Gas Station Burritos are nothing to Gas Station Sushi.

    • @Lemonar-il5ok
      @Lemonar-il5ok 16 днів тому

      You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh oh! There was a ruby in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. The sewer is full of fish. Hormy fish. You know what that means! FISH-

  • @ians_mind
    @ians_mind 22 дні тому +24

    Aren't birbs immune to capsaicin? Why's the birb embassador afraid of it?

    • @valeriephelps8017
      @valeriephelps8017 22 дні тому +8

      They mention multiple types of poison. I’m willing to bet this dish was developed to be as poisonous as possible to as many other species as possible.

    • @Crouza
      @Crouza 20 днів тому

      ​@@valeriephelps8017 spicy food along with wasabi

    • @wildcatkountry9047
      @wildcatkountry9047 19 днів тому +6

      You also got stuff like nutmeg (which is mildly hallucinogenic), caffiene (which is toxic to insects), and we’re one of a very small number of species that can safely digest garlic, onions, or citrus. So not just capsaicin

    • @MARSHT0MP404
      @MARSHT0MP404 16 днів тому

      @@wildcatkountry9047oranges are poisonous?? til

    • @nuclearsynapse5319
      @nuclearsynapse5319 16 днів тому +1

      @@wildcatkountry9047 caffeine and theobromine, both present in chocolate, are toxic to humans. It is just that through a combination of body weight and relatively fast metabolism we are not affected without relatively massive doses (a full gram of theobromine causes sweating, trembling, and severe headaches).

  • @ssp4558
    @ssp4558 29 днів тому +24

    ill keep saying this. sugar counters the spice. look it up.

    • @waynemeyer9694
      @waynemeyer9694 27 днів тому +3

      Lemon or lime juice will calm down the hottest jalapeños or ghost peppers

  • @NoelleNaturally
    @NoelleNaturally 24 дні тому +16

    They had me at Galactic Chili Cookoff.

  • @GoldPrince2468
    @GoldPrince2468 28 днів тому +15

    Were they not informed of the legends Rasputin and Inigo Montoya?!

  • @yaroslavpanych2067
    @yaroslavpanych2067 24 дні тому +12

    Kralix is described to be lizard like. If so, they are not sensitive to a spices as mammals

  • @canonicaltom
    @canonicaltom 19 днів тому +5

    Humans eat taco bell, that's probably why aliens don't talk to us.

  • @jmsmaxwell
    @jmsmaxwell Місяць тому +31

    Wait till he tries Texas Chili or some other dishes I've tried in my world travels!

  • @musewinter9369
    @musewinter9369 Місяць тому +29

    This was awesome but I wanna know what jeff brought

  • @grave-d5v
    @grave-d5v 20 днів тому +9

    considering the amonia smell i like to think the "slime burst suprise" is just some weird gelatinous salmiac

  • @NightclubPegasus1
    @NightclubPegasus1 22 дні тому +9

    I'd like to share the reason we as humans like spice to begin with. Its because it is at this point an instinct as that which we would consider pests such as insects and scavneger rodents don't mess with spice, maintaining a cleanliness of our food and free of potential pathogens.

    • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
      @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому

      Another part is that primates actually have very robust organs.
      Some apes rub toxic bugs on themselves to repel other bugs, and then eat the toxic bug.
      Humans then being, well, both tenacious and very adventurous led to us breeding stronger and stronger natural toxins like capsaicin and caffeine, because we like pushing limits.

  • @DeWin157
    @DeWin157 24 дні тому +6

    Chili cookoffs and dubious gas station burritos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frontrider3240
    @frontrider3240 19 днів тому +5

    We took a plant that used a chemical to protect itself, then bred it to make more of it for fun.

  • @zhongli5689
    @zhongli5689 11 днів тому +1

    This dude has to be link from legends of Zelda. There’s no way he ate essentially lava rocks and survive

  • @blacktalon1607
    @blacktalon1607 18 днів тому +4

    Humans can also eat assorted venom's and corrosive materials and be just fine. Most sodas can dissolve flesh.

  • @rayrayravenclaw4385
    @rayrayravenclaw4385 28 днів тому +12

    make sure to bring ghost pepper next time. Good story

  • @PoopLoop202
    @PoopLoop202 20 днів тому +4

    I tested my coworkers resiliency by microwaving limburger cheese on top of Chinese rice in a tiny break room. Safe to say they failed, as they refused to enter the room for over an hour, and even after using a ton of air freshener, they complained they could still faintly smell it. Whereas I ate the actual food in the break room with no issue whatsoever.

  • @JoserYoow
    @JoserYoow 25 днів тому +7

    I really enjoyed the story, but I didn't like the numerous pauses when recording felt like when someone pauses a movie every 5 minutes to go something

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 15 днів тому +2

    There was, at David's BBQ in Gainesville, Florida, a wall of lava. Various hot sauces that could be added to the meal. The goal was to sell bottles of hot sauce. How much capsaicin could one person consume? A couple drops as a taste test, ahem, dare?
    I'm not sure if the lava is still there; I haven't been since before covid. I have vivid memories of my son, sweat on his brow, saying, "Okay. Three drops. You first!"

  • @Planet_9_or_x
    @Planet_9_or_x 17 днів тому +2

    "So medium rare" got me rolling to Andromeda

  • @tedcoop4392
    @tedcoop4392 18 днів тому +3

    I think the author fails to understand that what constitutes "deadly poison" depends on the species consuming it (considering, e.g., how dogs react to chocolate, or how reindeer can consume death cap mushrooms without lasting ill effect).

    • @paperip1996
      @paperip1996 11 днів тому

      And that the delivery system into the body matters, as well as the preparation method. Most venomous toxins are more or less harmless if consumed (usually, the compounds are too large to be absorbed into the blood stream that way, though they will wreak havoc on your gut biome), and we regularly consume plant parts that would be poisonus if raw but are neutralized by cooking (Lima & kidney beans, eggplant skins, cashews, cassava, elderberries...)

    • @ntay5846
      @ntay5846 17 хвилин тому

      Most likely AI written

  • @darksentinel1191
    @darksentinel1191 11 днів тому +1

    Laughs as I had capsaicin with my lunch.

  • @linkhyrule5087
    @linkhyrule5087 19 днів тому +2

    12:59 "A plate of molten rock"
    We sure Jeff isn't just Link from Age of Calamity?

  • @NicholasJones-cq5gt
    @NicholasJones-cq5gt 23 дні тому +3

    Aliens seeing the indomitable human spirit

  • @elizabethb3436
    @elizabethb3436 Місяць тому +15

    Ghost peppers cast iron stomach

  • @kamikeserpentail3778
    @kamikeserpentail3778 22 дні тому +5

    Wait...did it say he ate molten rock?
    I'm pretty sure most Terrans can't do that.
    I can, but I'm not human.

    • @jansonshrock2859
      @jansonshrock2859 22 дні тому

      i had molten lava cake at chilis the other day! our human restaurant named chilis, a casual dining restaurant named after the source of our hot sauces

    • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
      @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому

      Yeah, that one doesn't really hold up.
      Maybe it just looks like molten rock, but is manageable hot, thermal wise?

    • @jansonshrock2859
      @jansonshrock2859 20 днів тому

      @@drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 what if it was just a special kind of rock? one with a low melting point?

    • @jansonshrock2859
      @jansonshrock2859 20 днів тому

      @@drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 like how gallium can be melted metal at room temp

    • @yaemz123
      @yaemz123 17 днів тому

      Have you ever heard of... ice? Rock, in geology terms, is any coherent aggregate of solid naturally occurring minerals. Specifically, ice is an igneous rock made of mostly water.

  • @voidghost8482
    @voidghost8482 16 днів тому +1

    DO NOT USE FORK FOR SOUP, THATS A SPOON FOOD YOU FOOL

  • @laughingaardvark3128
    @laughingaardvark3128 23 дні тому +4

    Instead of hot sauce he should take coffee.

    • @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581
      @drogarmythosthepurpledrago581 20 днів тому

      That'd be funny. It doesn't burn like capsaicin, but caffeine is also ment to be an insecticide toxin.
      "Huh, that doesn't taste like anything" *immediately collapses*

  • @theyaden
    @theyaden Місяць тому +7

    Talk about poor sportsmanship lol.

  • @adabuilder6711
    @adabuilder6711 12 днів тому

    So we learned most aliens are allergic to spicy foods.

  • @joshuaclaassen9325
    @joshuaclaassen9325 6 годин тому

    If Ralos was that worried, he should have had medics on standby...

  • @sambyers7653
    @sambyers7653 18 днів тому +2

    Great job citing the source and original writer

  • @donaldkramer7831
    @donaldkramer7831 Місяць тому +6

    Jeff Carter gets around...

  • @blacktalon1607
    @blacktalon1607 18 днів тому +1

    Also I'm pretty sure that many cold blooded things cannot consume milk, so that would explain another reason why he doesn't like the idea of milk.

  • @bearvassar6690
    @bearvassar6690 22 дні тому +2

    Jeff should have made him eat earth's hottest peppers at the same time

  • @immakarma2516
    @immakarma2516 10 днів тому

    I feel like this is not only AI narrated but also AI written, or at least assisted.
    Not against it but it shouldn't be presented as otherwise.
    Also, nice concept

  • @josephjucker5620
    @josephjucker5620 20 днів тому +1

    Earth is truly
    the jersey shore of the Milky Way

  • @Kellethorn
    @Kellethorn 17 днів тому +1

    Okay, I get hfy stories are meant to be over the top... but EATING MOLTEN ROCKS???
    Puhleeeeaassseee.

  • @mackenzieshoemaker4541
    @mackenzieshoemaker4541 19 днів тому +1

    Why would that wven be allowed at such an event? If the entire purpose of the banquet was peaceful diplomacy, then how would a species participating and living even be remotely allowed to cause anger? Them being mad that someone actually ate what they brought should have gotten them thrown out.

    • @dustymuffinsss8879
      @dustymuffinsss8879 19 днів тому +1

      More than certain these are Ai written. Every one of these ive heard just feels painfully stupid if you think about it too much.

  • @s0hlless
    @s0hlless 20 днів тому +1

    humans show the universe of mexican, asian, and indian food. show the videos of people doing the one chip challenge and other videos of eating other spicy food challenges. show videos of chili cook offs and teach them about our scoville scale. tell them how our plants naturally werent hot enough and how we continuously breed hotter peppers.

  • @nmartinez18
    @nmartinez18 12 днів тому

    What a lot of people in modern society forget is that humans are a predator species. We may be omnivores, but we are still otherwise apex predators. We are also pack hunters and social creatures. Facing danger and asserting dominance or showing our resilience to increase our status within the group is hardwired into our DNA. Bloody Knuckles, Mercy, or just seeing who can eat the most beanboozeled, these are all forms of bonding and competition we just do for fun or because we are bored. And that is when other people are even involved and we are not just testing our metal to ourselves. Assuming a prey species isn't from somewhere like Tuchanka, then in these stories they would very likely think we were terrifying lunatics. We derive pleasure and satisfaction from enduring pain and hardship. It's how we evolved. Alcohol is a pretty much universal form of community throughout human culture, and it is by definition a toxin. And the funny part? It's not even exclusive to humans. Elephants will bury yams and things so they will ferment and then eat them to get drunk. Our planet breeds insanity and we help it along for s***s and giggles.

  • @marcellus5106
    @marcellus5106 9 днів тому

    what i kinda dislike in these storys is: Some alien puts up their proudest achievement, and human comes and overcomes it. then its always something like " Yeah we put our toddlers through that for fun.
    It never feels any kind of diplomatic for me.

  • @Contraltissimo
    @Contraltissimo 19 днів тому +2

    The subtitles.... and their misspellings.... are distracting and making my eyes hurt....
    I'll just read the transcript.

  • @IcantStressThisEnough
    @IcantStressThisEnough 25 днів тому +2

    Give them the "hot chip"

  • @starterking
    @starterking 23 години тому

    If this guy is immediately getting hit by it, making him flush and then comparing it to barbecue sauce, he's not good with spice or he's bluffing. Like it would have to be a specific type of spicy sauce for it to have such a reaction. If it was just normal barbecue sauce spicy, he wouldn't be batting an eye.

  • @jonjoreynoldsgranner7307
    @jonjoreynoldsgranner7307 21 день тому +2

    Chapter 2. The hot wing challenge. See how they deal with da bomb.lol

  • @Elkayra8
    @Elkayra8 День тому

    that stuff seem good. I mean I use Carolina Reapers as sesoning regularly and if i run out of chips when I eat my special salsa, I just finish it with a spoon. My stepfather used to tell me that I was insane. Then, one time, I went to a mexican restaurant and had the chef tell me that I was insane with the amount of spicy stuff I put on my tortillas. so my recipe for salsa, just follow regular recipe, but double the jalapenos, add a tablespoon of carolina reaper juice, two diced carolina reaper, two tablespoon of tabasco sauce and a splash of Blair's ultra death sauce with Jersey devil. To give it a little kick. That it a way to wake up in those tough morning.

  • @AndyCaley
    @AndyCaley Місяць тому +5

    Bog roles in the fridge!!!

  • @Lyraa357
    @Lyraa357 28 днів тому +3

    I enjoyed the story. Very amusing.

  • @Moth_Maiden_Meggie
    @Moth_Maiden_Meggie 12 днів тому

    My sister is from Thailand and loves to eat the spiciest things you can imagine. She would absolutely love this competition 😊😂

  • @TheDurid1
    @TheDurid1 24 дні тому +4

    26:44 AI written, but took awhile for me to be sure

    • @Akiku2
      @Akiku2 21 день тому +1

      AI or not, I still enjoyed it. I'm not here for something well written, just entertaining

    • @TheDurid1
      @TheDurid1 21 день тому

      @Akiku2 If you like repetitive, circular, agenda driven stories, with a big helping of dramatically detailed vagueness while being told how to feel about it, well more power to you. But most of us get real tired of that really quick! As well as hate that r/hfy is being flooded with it.

    • @Akiku2
      @Akiku2 21 день тому

      @ it’s not so much that, exactly. Sometimes, I just enjoy stories for how stupid they are. I mean, I enjoy the twilight series.

  • @mrow7598
    @mrow7598 6 днів тому

    If its that bad going in, coming back out would be just as painful, especially that molten rock he ate.

  • @backroomswikireader
    @backroomswikireader Місяць тому +2

    5:05 wait venom? that only work if comes in contacts too your blood, how does that work?

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 16 днів тому

    This one was quite fun to listen to. My kind of chill deplomacy.

  • @paulweil8431
    @paulweil8431 21 день тому +2

    LINK TO OG FIC?

    • @tonymiller1372
      @tonymiller1372 14 днів тому

      I've searched for the exact wording on google and r/hfy, nothing's coming up, it might be ai generated

  • @roxrequiem2935
    @roxrequiem2935 15 днів тому

    Bringing a dish meant to kill others to a cookout of peace has gotta be the most illegal thing yet the participants don't ask because of what... tolerance for cultural differences?

  • @uuhhpancakes
    @uuhhpancakes 19 днів тому

    Tbh I’d rather eat the super spicy cuisine than literal molten rocks plucked from the hearts of stars

  • @odudley29
    @odudley29 15 днів тому

    This was a fun, but the timing of the pauses and the lack of grammar in the subtitles made it a little difficult to immerse myself in to the story.

  • @robertortiz7853
    @robertortiz7853 18 днів тому

    Jeff should have added Carolina Reapers to the challenge.

  • @DavidHeffron78
    @DavidHeffron78 11 днів тому

    Why don’t the just cancel the banquet if a dinner can cause war?

  • @TheGamingNekoOfficial
    @TheGamingNekoOfficial 20 днів тому +1

    Can we have an anime that follows this plot? Expands in it too?

  • @berndbernd3464
    @berndbernd3464 17 днів тому

    Plants do chemical warfare... humans rejoice!

  • @jacobmosovich
    @jacobmosovich 22 дні тому +1

    That avian is a chicken lol

  • @Snowthree
    @Snowthree Місяць тому +1

    Should get them some Grakz. See how they fair after that.

  • @angelamaya2296
    @angelamaya2296 23 дні тому +1

    I like his roommate

  • @TheKatVixen
    @TheKatVixen 22 дні тому +1

    In my head Rollos is an Avali

  • @DatShadyGuy
    @DatShadyGuy 9 днів тому

    The shit Jeff took afterwards must have destroyed the toilet.

  • @pandamaster1138
    @pandamaster1138 21 день тому

    are this stuff all originals from this channel or can you read them somewhere?

  • @JockJutManhwaRecap
    @JockJutManhwaRecap 17 днів тому

    He should try the one chip challenge

  • @DT-hb3zu
    @DT-hb3zu 16 днів тому

    AI is getting pretty good, but some parts were a bit immersion breaking

  • @Capt-Bloodbeard
    @Capt-Bloodbeard 22 дні тому +1

    What’s it going to be like coming out of Jeff

  • @jackpayne451
    @jackpayne451 13 днів тому

    A culinary war
    *extracts pure spice chemical to use for dish*
    New weapon acquired

  • @drh463
    @drh463 15 днів тому

    Until the "molten rock" dessert it was good.

  • @killaradosmorningstar2783
    @killaradosmorningstar2783 7 днів тому

    I wonder why he didnt insist on a mixed duel like one alien one human one alien one human first human dish a mild curry than a strong curry than a spicy one thanna hot than than pull out the ghostpeper