PLEASE !!!! What AI platform are you using for the voice ???? It's better than a lot of the others. And I 101 % agree with Jody below, this one is GREAT, laughed too many times.
At last the galaxy is taking Humanity at face value... As the rightful overlords of the galaxy. Galactic peace achieved through cat video's, laughter (because you can't spell slaughter without laughter) and coffee.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hysterical. This is a good watch at 5 o’clock in the morning, sipping my coffee, eating my breakfast while my Apex predator pet is meowing at my feet, and all just before I start my day. as a thought. What would have happened if someone accidentally farted. Bodily expulsion of chemical gas weapon???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The alien auditory systems were overruled by their vocal systems. As a result, they developed a severe case of foot in mouth disease. By acquiring this disease, they developed a bad case of 'you got it all wrong.' If they had engaged their auditory systems instead of their vocal systems, they would never have acquired foot in mouth disease.
Do NOT WATCH THIS IN PUBLIC. You will laugh until tears leak out your eye holes and the people around you, if you don't know them and don't explain, will call the cops. I wish I was kidding. 45 minutes.... of which two cops watched this on my phone laughing their asses off.... Great job. Apparently I laughed to aggressively for a human Karen. 😢 Subscribed.
And OMG, never tell a cop enjoying a video to skip ahead..... think they rewound this in parts at least three times. Anyway, I got to go pee after I saw a Seargent stare at my Karen very annoyed. Good times. Also, after talking to a friend, NEVER HAND A COP YOUR UNLOCKED PHONE.
Neither dogs nor cats are harmless! Dogs can be "socialized" but a dog will likely still defend itself _or_ it's family if provoked. Cats are untrainable even if they might pretend to be nice. They will l scratch if you insist on petting them when they decide - with no warning - that you should stop. Big dogs can be dangerous without even meaning to. Team sports like paintball _is_ a good substitute for what the military refer to as "small unit tactics"....
This was one of the funniest stories I've heard. Loved it.
The deadpan AJ reading of this made it even better.
Thanks! I'm LMAO dyin' here, it's past my bed time but I couldn't walk away from this and finish it in the morning🤣
26:30 ". . . pinapple on pizza" Oh, the horor 😮
derfinitely a thumbs up
The species that laughs at death, commands beasts, and drinks poison! I love it 😂😂😂
PLEASE !!!! What AI platform are you using for the voice ???? It's better than a lot of the others. And I 101 % agree with Jody below, this one is GREAT, laughed too many times.
This is one of the few channels that actual worked on their AI and proof it before releasing the video
@@niyablakeAs they should. People are way too lazy sometimes and release what should only qualify as a draft.
I haven’t laughed in months, this is hilarious!!!
At last the galaxy is taking Humanity at face value... As the rightful overlords of the galaxy.
Galactic peace achieved through cat video's, laughter (because you can't spell slaughter without laughter) and coffee.
ok, this video actually made me laugh multiple times, have my like! 😂
"P-E-T-R-O-L Thats A Funny Way to Spell Water"-through humans
Your satire just gets better and better. Very tight and delicious, really starting to dissect human culture. I love it.
This seem Terry Precett inspired. 😅
The Aliens sound boring, and they can't take a joke.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hysterical. This is a good watch at 5 o’clock in the morning, sipping my coffee, eating my breakfast while my Apex predator pet is meowing at my feet, and all just before I start my day. as a thought. What would have happened if someone accidentally farted. Bodily expulsion of chemical gas weapon???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too....I love this voice and the author is absolutely hilarious.
A very entertaining story/narration!
I love these stories. I worked with aliens like this.
The alien auditory systems were overruled by their vocal systems. As a result, they developed a severe case of foot in mouth disease. By acquiring this disease, they developed a bad case of 'you got it all wrong.' If they had engaged their auditory systems instead of their vocal systems, they would never have acquired foot in mouth disease.
Funny without being extremely over the top like other stories. Had to laugh so hard at these 'misunderstandings'.
-funnier then the ice cream shop one
Do NOT WATCH THIS IN PUBLIC.
You will laugh until tears leak out your eye holes and the people around you, if you don't know them and don't explain, will call the cops.
I wish I was kidding. 45 minutes.... of which two cops watched this on my phone laughing their asses off....
Great job. Apparently I laughed to aggressively for a human Karen. 😢
Subscribed.
And OMG, never tell a cop enjoying a video to skip ahead..... think they rewound this in parts at least three times.
Anyway, I got to go pee after I saw a Seargent stare at my Karen very annoyed. Good times.
Also, after talking to a friend, NEVER HAND A COP YOUR UNLOCKED PHONE.
Very funny and entertaining story. Imagine if they happen to see a rugby match, a hockey game or, God forbid 😊, an X Games motorcycle jumps.😁
OH MY GOD i can not stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome story
Makes me want to re-read H2G2!
the hfy subredit wall break
Self-esteem camp for humans
Inception huh? Neat🤣
Who's a good little mittens, you are, yes you are
More!!!!
LOL Good one.😂😂😂
Neither dogs nor cats are harmless! Dogs can be "socialized" but a dog will likely still defend itself _or_ it's family if provoked. Cats are untrainable even if they might pretend to be nice. They will l scratch if you insist on petting them when they decide - with no warning - that you should stop. Big dogs can be dangerous without even meaning to.
Team sports like paintball _is_ a good substitute for what the military refer to as "small unit tactics"....
This Is How You Pavlov. TFW.
I love this story and I am rotflmao.🤣🤣🤣
lol…yeah bb way to slap that alien a$$
This has got to be the most laughable and entertaining story yet that I've heard
I wonder what those aliens would say about Finnish sauna
😂😂😂😂