And what about Trump doing the same thing ? He dodged the draft 5 times I believe or was it only 4 ? They all disgust me .A bunch of blood thirsty war mongers who've never served or had to take a life but casually decide the fate of our people and those who's lands we're sent into take for the oil companies . This game has gotten old .
Lab Matt The election is over, Trump is president, he is responsible and should be held responsible for all actions of his government. He should be compared to what the other candidates had planned and to other governments around the world. That's how it works, whoever is president.
And the guy who's already running his reelection campaign so he can keep doing rallies and fundraising since those are the parts he actually likes instead of, you know, running the damn country.
He's not experiencing dementia. Well, he might be, but this gaffe isn't a sign of it. He doesn't know because he's not in control. He's a fucking empty suit. A chew toy for the real powers-that-be to toss to ignorant Americans while they sell weapons to their own country with which to bomb the fuck out of the Middle East. At retail markup!
Indeed. When he says, by way of dismissing the tax marchers, "The election is over", he's effectively saying "I only promised to release my taxes in order to win the election". Once his promises deliver the desired result, he feels no compunction about admitting they were made dishonestly, to get him whatever he wanted at that moment in time. Never underestimate the unlimited supply of suckers because they're literally born by the minute.
David Hollenshead Hmm.. something like that. Personally, from back when David Bowie's passing tore a hole in the fabric of reality, things have just felt more wrong/surreal than ever before.
Hahaha, yeah. The democrats lost when the republicans voted and sold away ALL of our data to isp providers. Holy fuck, watching tom cotton get ravaged by his constituents didn't give me the image of democrats losing. Hahaha it's like they think their party is some kind of a sports team and there's a scorekeeper/referee.. wake the fuck up
Barack and Michelle Obama, Bruce Springsteen, Oprah Winfrey, and Tom Hanks got on a boat together...there's no punchline, you just wish you were there.
I understand. I'm saying he doesn't know what he is talking about. There has only been one Hebrew 'burnt sacrifice'. Maybe he means 'Incensum', you know... Catholic burning to death of protestants? Anyway, Jews are not the problem. Ignorance is the problem. And ignorance literally knows no bounds.
I'd rant about how hypocritical it is for Trump to complain about people going on about his tax returns after how much he went on about Obama releasing his birth certificate, but he knows what he's doing, he just doesn't care.
Wait, the Obama's were on a yacht with Oprah, Tom Hanks, and Bruce Springsteen? That sounds like it could be either the most epic strategy meeting, or a weirdly chill dinner party among people there usually is no chill around. WEIRD
Thank you Stephen. Thank you for helping me get through this. Hopefully I'll find time to be in your audience soon. And, thanks to your crew...I don't know you but I love you
That's because Americans are bigotted prudes. In Europe for instance, censoring is by far not as rigorous because nobody makes a big deal out of it if there is some obscenity.
I've actually been only watching stephens monologues all day long and I've never laughed so hard so often, that man is such a savage, holy fuck- best day ever!
Well it's not actually a racist joke. First of all Trump is a rather racist guy who confuses everything and everyone and doesn't even know that Belgium is not a city - so he might actually seriously confuse Kim Jong Un and PSY. Second - PSY is Korean, right? No matter if you like it or not, North and South Korea are populated by people of the same race. It's just that one of the two countries has the misfortune of being ruled by a crazy leader. But all are the same race. Just like Steven Colbert and Donald Trump. Hence it is not racist. You're welcome.
Actually a lot of people will already have plans and supplies ready in case of nuclear war, so I think it's safe to say we will survive for at least a few decades after the bombs drop.
I really don't want to join the NCR, but seeing where I live, I probably don't have a choice. I am collecting bobby pins, though. Can never have enough of those.
Lorna Ginette Harrison - yeah. Who knows what the old girl keeps in that big black handbag. She'd probably be packing a couple of bricks for the occasion. And a Taser gun, just in case. I'd also advise a tin of mace, ma'am.
@@lornaginetteharrison414 I would definitely take QE2 in that fight. That woman knows how to handle horses and fix jeeps... I think she can probably handle herself against the likes of trump.
I know we like to joke around about trump having nuclear codes and button on the finger stuff but shit is getting real fast and real soon. This not gonna end well for anyone
I just love the fact that the Obamas are hanging out with Oprah, Tom Hanks, and Bruce Springsteen lol good people in good company. Also I too miss Joe 😔
Jack McDerment - yeah. Sun, surf, a great cocktail and even better company. The greatest in fact. All they need is Morgan Freeman - clever, witty, laconic and laid back; Samuel L Jackson - seriously smart and funny dude; Billy Connolly - funniest dude on the planet; Stephen Fry - an urbane, witty delight; Helen Mirren - gifted; sassy, sexy and simply doesn't give a shit; Judi Dench - smart, warm, funny and very giggly, especially when Billy's around; Ellen DeGeneres - clever, empathic, funny and courageous, and Taylor Kitsch - warm, intelligent, laid back, with a typically bone dry, razor sharp, sarcastic Canadian wit, and his gorgeousness wouldn't hurt either. Doesn't get much better than that. Now that is a party I would kill to get an invite for.
Dear Steven...You're hilarious...Thank you so much for you & your show's unbeatable talent. Your writers are brilliant & your delivery is excellent. :) Don't know what rational thinking US citizens could have done to endure & survive laughingly what's happening.
You know how we joked about Trump becoming president? Then it happened? Then we joked about how it would bring about World War 3? Well, hahahahaha, haha, *cries tears of panic and turns shed into nuclear shelter* it's happening. I live in Jolly Old England and we've got a prison cell in Azkaban with Trump's name on it if he EVER tries to invade Narnia. Just saying.
Colbert: "That's guy's in charge of the U S A." Me: "Ha! I feel bad for whatever city he suckered into cheering for him at that rally." Colbert: "Now that was in Louisville, last year" Me: "Ah god damn it! Louisville, my home town! You're supposed to be the good part of Ky!"
Jenna M NO NO NO. If he comes, it'll be a working visit. No Queen, no address to Parliament and no gold carriage. This much is decided. Also, I hope, nobody in the streets. And we don't want him. Don't care where he goes afterwards, but he's not staying here a minute longer than planned. Sorry
Well you know accidents do happen .. However I'd much rather see him squirming under the hot lights being impeached and see the rest of his phoney christian clowns get the boot .
Yep. 1.8 million people signed that petition (including me). After 10,000 signatures, the government will respond. After 100,000 signatures it's considered for debate in parliament. And what happened as a result of those 1.8 million signatures? Our disgusting prime minister said "f*ck you all" (I may be paraphrasing slightly). And now we're going to have a general election when there's no opposition party, so we're going to be stuck with her for a long time to come. I wish we had a Stephen Colbert over here to take the edge off the disaster.
Technically at 100,000 it goes before the Back Bench Business Committee, but this was the first petition to be denied a debate (and the largest ever) so yeah, basically. Oh well, at least I get to vote once before fucking off to uni in Europe.
At least after signing the petition, I get some recognition on the Stephen Colbert Show. The UK government (Theresa "unelected" May) didn't even blink.
I love how whenever Stephen uses an invisible prop in a bit he always puts it away off screen, it's adorable
Andrew Harding I'm so glad someone else noticed this! I always watch out for it in his monologues.
Thats a sign of a trained actor lol. Improv 101, always maintain continuity.
And john battese makes a low tune for putting things to the right and high to the left
*Takes Giant Elephant*
*Smashes piano using said elephant*
The Steak *Puts Giant Elephant away off-screen*
*Cleans up piano and puts all the pieces away with said elephant*
"Vault-Tec. A brighter future, underground."
best timed Fallout reference ever! :)
@Nicholas Randall ty for this =D
YESSSSSSS
Ok, but I get to be the mysterious man who lives in your pit boy.
:P
I live in the south so I know alot of people who support Trump so watching Colbert heals my soul
I'm in Michigan and I only know 2 Republicans. I know more gun owners then conservatives.
Oh, poor you. How could you cope?
Oh honey! I'm so sorry!
(Hugs!)
Abby Barron Its not you its us, we should probably break up and you need to move out... Sore loser
Yes. It's like therapy! Same here Abby!
"but the march didnt make Trump release his taxes, much like the Women's march didn't make him release his women".....GOLD, MR. COLBERT, GOLD
Stephen is the only thing tethering me to sanity right now
I find sellotape is a pretty good psychological tether. it really does fix anything.
HASEnoncorperated Duct tape works better.
Then you're really fucking stupid.
Daniel Pogosyan
Non sequitur
Well the FIRST two comments were good.
'If the queen hears the sound of tic tacs in the golden coach run for it ...' hilarious rotflmao. This man is on fire
Sue Barrow I didn't understand that joke. Is it a reference to something?
The Billy Bush tape
Sean Perone when trump said, "Grab them by the pussy." After he mentioned tic tacs.
Sue Barrow - yeah...and that's not a mental image I'm going to get rid of in a hurry. :/ Stuff of nightmares.
Sean Perone - TicTacs are used to freshen your breath - sleazy aid for a sex pest.
"are they a sponsor ? Sure, why not".
Watching Colbert is so much cheaper than therapy.
Watching Colbert is so much more reliable than watching the actual news
reading the comments is much better than suicide :)
Heath McCasland are you still sad that trump won ?
joe a you're still in denial electing him wad a good idea?
Heath McCasland you joke but I hope you're okay 😊
Clearly The Donald confused Kim Jong Un with Psy who is a Gentleman.
I hear he got it from his Daddy
HA! Love it!
Haha! But he actually confused Kim Jong Un with Kim Jong Il. He then started talking about what the "gentleman" did during Clinton's administration.
He's not a Gentlemen. He's a Mother Father Gentlemen!!! *does Psy dance and harasses women*
CN What I'm Saiyan? N
As a veteran I find it offensive for Mr. Pence to wear a uniform which he doesn't deserve to wear.
al mar - quite so. And thank you for serving sir. Much respect from the UK. ;)
And what about Trump doing the same thing ? He dodged the draft 5 times I believe or was it only 4 ? They all disgust me .A bunch of blood thirsty war mongers who've never served or had to take a life but casually decide the fate of our people and those who's lands we're sent into take for the oil companies . This game has gotten old .
Allen Martin 👍
The "UHK"
Genius 😂😂😂
"The election is over!" says the guy who keeps talking about how much better he is than Hillary Clinton.
Lab Matt Hillary still a bad ombré who wanted to outlaw weed and profit off of it
Lab Matt The election is over, Trump is president, he is responsible and should be held responsible for all actions of his government. He should be compared to what the other candidates had planned and to other governments around the world.
That's how it works, whoever is president.
"The election is over, people shouldn't be rallying!", says the guy who's held a dozen rallies since the election ended.
And the guy who's already running his reelection campaign so he can keep doing rallies and fundraising since those are the parts he actually likes instead of, you know, running the damn country.
Proof?
Yup. He's going to war with a guy he doesn't even know the name of. Just like how he thought his cruise missiles were going to "Iraq", not Syria.
Angreh Kittunz he's got dementia !
He's not experiencing dementia. Well, he might be, but this gaffe isn't a sign of it. He doesn't know because he's not in control. He's a fucking empty suit. A chew toy for the real powers-that-be to toss to ignorant Americans while they sell weapons to their own country with which to bomb the fuck out of the Middle East. At retail markup!
Angreh Kittunz that's even worse !
Phoebe Guquib
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Colbert is brutal and this is not even a cable show.
wud up, DJ Khaled
seriously, he went in
Used to be.
I love how he always brings up winning the election but says the tax thing is in the past.
Indeed. When he says, by way of dismissing the tax marchers, "The election is over", he's effectively saying "I only promised to release my taxes in order to win the election".
Once his promises deliver the desired result, he feels no compunction about admitting they were made dishonestly, to get him whatever he wanted at that moment in time.
Never underestimate the unlimited supply of suckers because they're literally born by the minute.
Who else feels like Colbert is helping you get through the next 4 years?
ha, snowflancK!
Phillip Timothy hell this show helped me cope since December.
Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?'
What the hell is a "snowflancK"?
Colbert and SNL. They're like heroin for thinkers.
Or just 4 short moments before the war breaks out
Lately I'm feeling as if I am part of an experiment gone completely awry: Humankind .
42
Don't worry, they're going to stop giving Deepmind LSD soon.
Actually we just fell into an alternative universe, one which logic & basic human empathy don't exist.
David Hollenshead Hmm.. something like that. Personally, from back when David Bowie's passing tore a hole in the fabric of reality, things have just felt more wrong/surreal than ever before.
It's like we're in Fallout and this is our vaults experiment.
Trump's hair always looks like it just experienced thermonuclear war.
^^^
I find your name offensive, mind if you change it?
FlameSight
Probably not.
FlameSight god loves porn man get over it
XD too funny :)
"doesn't want to telegraph was his thinking"
???
What?
He tweets 24/7 exactly what he's thinking.
Full monolog without it being cut up thanks for this :), good times!
Also thanks for the full monologue again ♥😊
sshhh! don't remind them! they probably forgot about this after the break!
These monologues kick so much ass!!!!
"The Election is over", says the guy who holds campaign rallies AFTER becoming President.
Jerry To
Dude.. he still holds freaking rallies.... unbelievable.
Well, he needs to feed his empty ego with trumpfan energy every so often, he's that creepy kind of a vampire.
Loser democrats.
Jerry To every president does that
Hahaha, yeah. The democrats lost when the republicans voted and sold away ALL of our data to isp providers. Holy fuck, watching tom cotton get ravaged by his constituents didn't give me the image of democrats losing.
Hahaha it's like they think their party is some kind of a sports team and there's a scorekeeper/referee.. wake the fuck up
the best late night cable talk show by far. I hope CBS keeps Colbert for decades.
And rewatching on UA-cam 7 years later.
Finally, a good 12mins vid after a week without Colbert. Waited too long for this.
TSK amen to that!
TSK yeah bro. was tough
We’ve made it this far!
Barack and Michelle Obama, Bruce Springsteen, Oprah Winfrey, and Tom Hanks got on a boat together...there's no punchline, you just wish you were there.
sounds like a party I'd give a major body part to be invited to!!
imiss toronto - Tom Hanks for President!!
imiss toronto nice username
like my mother always said...it's only funny until there's a fucking mushroom cloud. :S
Queenie Isn't Here doubt it
Which holocaust? There have been a few but you follow the the Jewish rhetoric, otherwise you'd define which holocaust you mean. Well done sucker.
Queenie Isn't Here Hehehehehehe "Fall Out".
He's sayin Queenie is brainwashed by ze Jews
I understand. I'm saying he doesn't know what he is talking about. There has only been one Hebrew 'burnt sacrifice'. Maybe he means 'Incensum', you know... Catholic burning to death of protestants?
Anyway, Jews are not the problem. Ignorance is the problem.
And ignorance literally knows no bounds.
I hate when he takes 1 week breaks. I need his rants and comedy to keep sane😂
I'd rant about how hypocritical it is for Trump to complain about people going on about his tax returns after how much he went on about Obama releasing his birth certificate, but he knows what he's doing, he just doesn't care.
I love you Stephen. pls dont leave me again
Wait, the Obama's were on a yacht with Oprah, Tom Hanks, and Bruce Springsteen?
That sounds like it could be either the most epic strategy meeting, or a weirdly chill dinner party among people there usually is no chill around. WEIRD
The Queen has more time in military than Trump
Stephen is so adorable! I could not stop smiling! ~ so thankful for this youtube channel rn ~
Thank you Stephen. Thank you for helping me get through this. Hopefully I'll find time to be in your audience soon. And, thanks to your crew...I don't know you but I love you
One of the best monologues in quite a while.
Christ, this world is lost. I'll just sit here with a beer and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
More like blow up!
enjoy, the fireworks are such enjoyable sights...wait, your not referring to fourth of July?
ItsFishyTricks k
Mr. Figo stock up on that beer buddy your going to be there for a long time
The armada is still near Australia. It was fake news, apparently.
You know, I didn't think I'd miss Obama? But I seriously want that guy back at this point.
Hoopdy - don't we all honey.
Hell, at this point I’d settle for Bush.
it’s alr we have his vp
Oh my God. "Dictator-tot" got me so good.
As a time traveling hipster from the year 3000, I can confirm that while I am watching this video, humanity has been wiped out by thermonuclear war.
Rampage i’m not sure why, but i have the feeling you’re lying 🤔
Stephen Colbert is awesome!
It's 2017 and we still censor out middle fingers. What are we, 12 years old or something?
Sophia N that's called sarcasm mate.
Nobody Knows And after 11pm!
That's because Americans are bigotted prudes. In Europe for instance, censoring is by far not as rigorous because nobody makes a big deal out of it if there is some obscenity.
Sophia N I think s/he's referring to the Janet Jackson Super Bowl debacle. #nipplegate
somehow it looks even more offensive with the censor lol
I've actually been only watching stephens monologues all day long and I've never laughed so hard so often, that man is such a savage, holy fuck- best day ever!
I'd rather be in a Vault Tec bunker with an ice-cold Nuka-Cola®.
If I whent shopping for vaults, Would I be a vault hunter?
Chris hope you enjoy the white noise and Gary.
Are you sure about that? We all know about the crazy experiments....
@4:23 - priceless moment...
Thank You!!!!!
Lots of Love, from Lisbon, Portugal !
Mike Pence: "I feel the need, the need for … asking my wife if I can finish this movie quote."
I think Trump calls him this gentleman because he's confusing him with PSY.
Seems legit. Just about now he confused Australia with North Korea and sent the aircraft carrier to the wrong continent.
BlackBTX
Seriously?
like for realms now?
for all realms in between Korea and Australia, yes :P
Thank you so much for your racist joke - ♡ South Korean
Well it's not actually a racist joke.
First of all Trump is a rather racist guy who confuses everything and everyone and doesn't even know that Belgium is not a city - so he might actually seriously confuse Kim Jong Un and PSY.
Second - PSY is Korean, right? No matter if you like it or not, North and South Korea are populated by people of the same race. It's just that one of the two countries has the misfortune of being ruled by a crazy leader. But all are the same race. Just like Steven Colbert and Donald Trump.
Hence it is not racist. You're welcome.
I saw almost all his videos even know am not even AMERICAN
Same I'm Hongkongese
Same here🙋♀️
*though
Stephen Colbert's humour transcends nationality and appeals to anyone who appreciates good humour and cares about the state of this planet.
@@ChrisSeahorse
Exactly 👍🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻
The writing on this show, especially in these political diatribes, is unmatched anywhere on tv.
Gregor Collins - simply the best.
I love Stephen's comedy style. That bunker tag line joke was wonderfully delivered.
The 'CBS will kill me for doing this' is the best running joke on the show
With the way things are going all that time playing fallout will have played off.
Only problem is most of us are going to be dead ghouls or maybe the enclave is already a thing so we will have to see
Actually a lot of people will already have plans and supplies ready in case of nuclear war, so I think it's safe to say we will survive for at least a few decades after the bombs drop.
Cannot wait!!! I wanna be a ghoul.
Does it count if I already live in Vegas?
I really don't want to join the NCR, but seeing where I live, I probably don't have a choice.
I am collecting bobby pins, though. Can never have enough of those.
We're fucked
Congratulations America
David Vilela yeah you've really done it this time.
We're so very fucked
We're so fucked. Shit out of luck. Hardwired to self destruct. - Metallica "Hardwired". I think they knew this shit was coming!!
Yeah, we're really doomed. If World War 3 happens, which is very likely with the North Korea provocation, I'm not fighting and moving out of America.
"Michelle plagiarized Milania for once" - I fucking lost it.
Colbert i missed you so much i watch you while i have tea its the best lol
Colbert, the King of Savage.
Time to start running those 'Duck and cover' movies again…
OMG...I need to buy a flimsy school desk or else I'm doomed!
PrisonKilljoy - yeah. Wonder if IKEA will be stocking flat pack nuclear bunkers anytime soon?!?
Keep your tiny hands off our Queen, Mr. Trump! DO NOT get frisky with Her Majesty in a "golden carriage"!
BTW, Queen Elizabeth II would TOTALLY kick Donald Trump's ass.
Seriously - that woman fights dirty!
Lorna Ginette Harrison - yeah. Who knows what the old girl keeps in that big black handbag. She'd probably be packing a couple of bricks for the occasion. And a Taser gun, just in case. I'd also advise a tin of mace, ma'am.
+Judi O'Regan
If I were her, I'd just settle with a mace.
@@lornaginetteharrison414 I would definitely take QE2 in that fight. That woman knows how to handle horses and fix jeeps... I think she can probably handle herself against the likes of trump.
He tweets "The election is over!" yet he still brags about his "historic" win 5 months ago.
I love Steven Colbert! Keeps me smiling through these weird times....
Thanks for the laughs! you are amazing!
Love, love, love this show!! Colbert and his team are awesome!
I know we like to joke around about trump having nuclear codes and button on the finger stuff but shit is getting real fast and real soon. This not gonna end well for anyone
Well, the cockroaches that inherit the scorched earth will probably be alright.
we are joking and having fun but boy oh boy. I am scared shitless
Flintstoned lmfaoooo😂 *high five*
Stephen is the best, needed this show back in my life
Mike pence looks like a top gun back up actor
eduardo endara - I thought he looks more like he should be standing in a shop window as a mannequin wearing a suit.
eduardo endara i was thinking more alongthelines of Hannibal from the
A Team..
Kathleen Robertson - nah. Not action-man enough.
I just love the fact that the Obamas are hanging out with Oprah, Tom Hanks, and Bruce Springsteen lol good people in good company. Also I too miss Joe 😔
Jack McDerment - yeah. Sun, surf, a great cocktail and even better company. The greatest in fact. All they need is Morgan Freeman - clever, witty, laconic and laid back; Samuel L Jackson - seriously smart and funny dude; Billy Connolly - funniest dude on the planet; Stephen Fry - an urbane, witty delight; Helen Mirren - gifted; sassy, sexy and simply doesn't give a shit; Judi Dench - smart, warm, funny and very giggly, especially when Billy's around; Ellen DeGeneres - clever, empathic, funny and courageous, and Taylor Kitsch - warm, intelligent, laid back, with a typically bone dry, razor sharp, sarcastic Canadian wit, and his gorgeousness wouldn't hurt either.
Doesn't get much better than that. Now that is a party I would kill to get an invite for.
Steven is keeping me from giving up on humans. Please never stop doing this show... x.x
Stephen has best monologue of all late night hosts ....!!!
"...But you're in a bunker lined in lead". Fixed the bunker slogan.
Dear Steven...You're hilarious...Thank you so much for you & your show's unbeatable talent. Your writers are brilliant & your delivery is excellent. :) Don't know what rational thinking US citizens could have done to endure & survive laughingly what's happening.
"The election is over"? Then why do you spend most of your time bragging about the election?
Argumemnon - that's all he has left.
"'Trump is more impulsive and unpredictable than Kim Jong Un.' Well then Russia, you should have thought of that before you elected him!" LOL!
I love Stephen Colbert :)
Sometimes I just marvel at the charm of Stephen Colbert's delivery. So good. Like crazy on fleek. :P
Stephen Colbert, I love you.
I love you so much, it hurts.
there was one rally atleast where trump said " punch them in the face and he would pay for legal fees"
You know how we joked about Trump becoming president? Then it happened?
Then we joked about how it would bring about World War 3? Well, hahahahaha, haha, *cries tears of panic and turns shed into nuclear shelter* it's happening.
I live in Jolly Old England and we've got a prison cell in Azkaban with Trump's name on it if he EVER tries to invade Narnia. Just saying.
Rumaysah Shafi 😂😂😁😀😅😅😅🤔😐😓😭😭🌎🔫💀
Rumaysah Shafi the Dementers kiss would not be effective... trump has no soul
Stephen looks so good ☺️
I don't know about anybody else, but i think the idea of a "Strategic Likability Reserve" is needed and pretty accurate XD
Colbert is savage. I love it.
Has anyone noticed that Obama and Michelle are still out of the country? I think they are trying to tell us something lol.
😂
Colbert: "That's guy's in charge of the U S A."
Me: "Ha! I feel bad for whatever city he suckered into cheering for him at that rally."
Colbert: "Now that was in Louisville, last year"
Me: "Ah god damn it! Louisville, my home town! You're supposed to be the good part of Ky!"
love you Stephen 👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌
Stephen Colbert is awesome
"If you're watching this, Thermonuclear War hasn't wiped out humanity."
Pity.
Colbert does the best Trump impression by far, it's hilarious!
Terry Schilling yeah! Trevor Noah's is pretty good too tbh.
Just in case shit goes down, I love you all.
can we start a petition to counter the UK's that petitions to ban him from coming back into the country after visiting the UK?
Jenna M NO NO NO. If he comes, it'll be a working visit. No Queen, no address to Parliament and no gold carriage. This much is decided. Also, I hope, nobody in the streets. And we don't want him. Don't care where he goes afterwards, but he's not staying here a minute longer than planned. Sorry
Well you know accidents do happen .. However I'd much rather see him squirming under the hot lights being impeached and see the rest of his phoney christian clowns get the boot .
So funny, so true. It's really never been easier, but Colbert is a master of his craft-m
"Ohh! Immune to lawsuits! I finally know why he ran for president!" Oh jeez...you must be right, Stephen...
top gun halloween costume lolol
If Trump does come to Britain, we plan to give him his wish for lots of gold. In the manner of Prince Viserys in Game of Thrones.
lozman67 - oh now, that so would be worth resurrecting Khal Drogo just for that purpose. ;)
lozman67 We will be eternally grateful.
lozman67 wel, he is into golden showers
Crassus
Planning on decorating him in the same manner as he decorates one of his tacky buildings?
Thank God for you Stephen, after my children, you are my reason to live
"Oh no. Your majesty if you hear the sound of tic tacs just open the door and roll out." LOLOL
Yep. 1.8 million people signed that petition (including me). After 10,000 signatures, the government will respond. After 100,000 signatures it's considered for debate in parliament. And what happened as a result of those 1.8 million signatures? Our disgusting prime minister said "f*ck you all" (I may be paraphrasing slightly).
And now we're going to have a general election when there's no opposition party, so we're going to be stuck with her for a long time to come.
I wish we had a Stephen Colbert over here to take the edge off the disaster.
bujin1977 - me too mate. She has to kiss Trump's arse anyway. After Brexit, she's gonna need all the trade she can get.
+Judi O'Regan i would say wait for 9th June but yeah beardy couldn't run a bath let alone an election campaign
Technically at 100,000 it goes before the Back Bench Business Committee, but this was the first petition to be denied a debate (and the largest ever) so yeah, basically. Oh well, at least I get to vote once before fucking off to uni in Europe.
presidentwoodrow - true. Bit of a damp squib really, isn't he. I wouldn't trust him to lead us in a chorus of Koom Bya, let alone lead our country.
Vathek - haha! Godspeed mate!!
Hasn't wiped out humanity *yet
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: This war season die laughing
At least after signing the petition, I get some recognition on the Stephen Colbert Show. The UK government (Theresa "unelected" May) didn't even blink.
Siskin's Bits and Bobs - yeah. Same goes for me.
One of the best opening monologue! #colbertnation !!
"This gentleman".....he forgot his name, 100%. Kim Jong errr....errrr.....
Who Dunnit whom?