REAL MAN! (asdfmovie skateboarding cow song)
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- Опубліковано 28 бер 2022
- D’you wanna go skateboards?
Muffin Time: the asdfmovie card game! MuffinTimeGame.com
Get the dang song, maybe? (bit.ly/sk8brds)
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop)
Music and Vocals by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
Compositing and Additional Animation by Jonti ‘Weebl’ Picking (@weebl)
Directed and Produced by Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell (@TomSka)
and Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Saxophone by Chris Carlier (carliermusic.com)
Guitar by Joachim ‘Torzelan’ Sandberg (torzelan.com)
Backing Vocals by Jayme Gutierrez (@MechanicalMonkey)
Additional Backing Vocals by Shantel Gabrielle ( / shantelgabrielle )
Additional Dialogue by Thomas Ridgewell and Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Chorus by Thomas Ridgewell, Elliot Gough (@ItsElliotGough), Eddie Bowley, Jonti Picking, and Ben Smallman
LYRICS!!
(Skateboard)
Every day you wake up, try to do the best you can
Try to show the world that you can be the bigger man
Some people wanna drag you down, they just want to battle
They all try to act the same, like sheep or like cattle
They don’t know what to do…
Cuz they’ve never seen a man like you
I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m a man (x2)
(Skateboard)
Every day you keep grinding, gotta rise to the top
Too late to slow down, just don’t stop (don’t stop!)
Work hard! Improve! Show them your raddest moves
Shake off the haters like you’ve got nothing to lose
They don’t know what to do…
Cuz they’ve never seen a man like you
I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m a man (x2)
I’ve met a real man
Yes, I am real man.
You wanna go skateboards?
Kickflip!
Stalefish!
Roastbeef!
Beep beep!
Flopdrop!
Muffin-top!
Train skid!
Waffle grid!
Bomb blow!
Potato!
Christ air!
Moon bear!
Sometimes you lie, head under the covers
Have to admit, some days are harder than others, but
It’s time to get up and give it one last try
One last blast, before we say our goodbyes
They’ll all know what to do…
When they see a real man like you
I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m the man (x2)
I’m a man! (He’s the man!)
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m the man
(He’s the man, he’s a real man!) (x2)
(Skateboard)
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considering that the muffin song reflected tomska's feelings at the time I absolutely hope for him he is in a state of his life where he feels this upbeat
last verse had me tugging the shirt neckline a tad.
Sounds like he's under the impression that he's a "real man"
@@9nikolai idk, how can we be sure he isn't actually an approximately human shaped octopus?
Is that actual canon? I'm pretty sure he commented that it wasn't that deep and only meant as a funny song/video at some point well after the muffin song was released.
Actually if you look at what the signs say, one saiys "tom is sad"
I wasn’t expecting such a deep dive into Real Man’s story.
Welcome to the real man's world
@@damngangpost-productions8549 OH MY GOD IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!??!?!???!?!?!!!!!!??!??!!?!?!!!!??!!??!!
Remember when he killed all those orphans. That was great!
@yellow wool see you at the next twist
@@dawnbelleini8036 Was it ever confirmed that he was the one who killed those orphans? He could’ve just been doing skateboard stuff and didn’t care that there was a murder scene there
I know this is supposed to be just a fun comedy song, but in addition to being an absolute banger, it's also genuinely uplifting and inspirational. I've listened to it dozens of times, and I still regularly get chills at the part where they bust out of the ambulance. For real.
"Ambulance" in air quotes
@@diptochakrabarti5515?
@@anthonynugget701 It wasn't really an ambulance, it was a meat truck
I get at the funny everyone screamsb "HES THE MAN1!!1!1!1!" chills get boo
Same thing here
This is the most non-toxic "I'm the MAN" type song i've ever heard.. I'm not even male and i get this adrenaline rush when the crowd yells "HE'S THE MAN" like they're alsow talking to me and hyping me up It's just beautiful..
Even if you aren't a man, you are still the man
@@Syntax_Error101 thanks you're The man to!
Well the point is that he’s a “human”
@@Syntax_Error101u know whos NOT a man tho?
The UTTP.
Signed@@JakeTheSmol2ndchannel
Tom can just turn a funny asdf character that was nothing more than a funny “ha ha” joke into a full fledged character with a motive and backstory. Well done.
Man that was awsome!!!!!!
I’m from America
Yes
@@zeroinscritos Yeah
Great song Tomska
“Name: Real man”
“Age: real man age”
*seems legit to me*
When that girl said she met a real man, she wasn't lying.
Also real man height and real man organs and real man skateboard
hello yes i am real man i want 2 go sk8bordz please let me in your compo so i can prove how real manly i am
damn it seems 100% legit
He's a real man alright
Beep sheep is a real one for helping his homie
Bad ending: "hello burger!" "I used to be a real man"
"Oh"
2014: “Yes I am real man.”
2022: “He’s *the* man.”
It's been eight years?!?
Yes
Mmm character development
@@AutumnWoodham Yes I am a real man you want to go skateboard
@@jessicacaron5084 yes it has, don’t worry your not the only who feels old
Huge thank you Tom for giving me a chance to play within the asdf universe again. It's an honour and I'm excited to see this officially released! Also thanks to the talented animators, musicians and backing vocalists who helped bring this to life. If you want to see more, there's a Skateboarding Cow remix on my channel, and more music coming out later this week!
FIRST, also good work on the song!
I'll have to check it out :)
Awesome work!
Thank you for satisfying my ear holes for so long
straight fire as always!
Can we appreciate how beautiful this picture is
2:41
Pre- or post-skateboard in the face?
I've never ben more hyped about a cow ever
same
What cow? All I see is The Real Man.
Wait, if he was a cow
Does that make him trans?
Cool, he became a real man and everyone loved him
Touché@@YOLOXL
Don't let his sheer awesomeness distract you from the fact that Real Man slaughtered orphans.
they said sorry
It was all for the sake of becoming a Real Man™
Odds are, it was the Happy Borger Guy trying to frame them.
based
thats a myth created by real man's haters.
I like the fact that TomSka adds new lore to the ASDFmovie universe, and it is still alive to this day.
rewy good
Lore.
AgReEd
I bet matpats gonna make a theory on ASDFmovie
I know right
I love the tiny detail of his picture frowning when being disqualified and then smiling after Real Man comes in
Bro this is comedy film material.
Like genuinely, you could get a team of animators, like the ones that made this beautiful animation, give them a few years, and make a movie about a cow wanting to be a man.
It just sounds like a comedy plot and it already works well.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others." - Ben the Cow from Barnyard (2006)
Ben the Cow is a legend
"A real man stands up to ride a skateboard."
Don't be a man be a cow that walks and thinks he's a real man because he indeed is a real man
@@familyinspace9600 Well said
Great movie
Ok series
These guys have somehow mastered the art of taking these short and silly cartoons and turning them into genuinely incredible and compelling characters. It's so cool!
This got opposite of a reply to like ratio
Not to mention how they keep managing to make all those silly nonsensical clips fit together in one coherent universe.
@@CouchSpud91 yup like shit put it together but it will turn out to a magnificent story
Yeah
I think he's a real man
The fact that the cow says he's a real man but the crowd says he is THE man
I love how many original asdf characters are getting music videos with backstory. It's amazing what Tom can do with these characters. Amazing work
The ASDFCU is growing!! (asdf cinematic universe)
@@utopes We all agree that this is now the official name
Ikr
Do The Flop Guy, I Like Trains Kid and Real Man are my all time favorites!
Same
Let's just apreciate how the burger on the van is the "i used to be a cow" one
Time to meet his Step-brother, "I used to be a Sheep." Burger.
@@VoidVoidVoidVoidViwhat are you doing step sheep
And hopefully, he will be the last
@@PoisonFlower765 going in your stomach.
"I used to be a chicken". Is the most hipster burger story with twists and turns.
1:19 I met a real man~
Did your comment play a game of peekaboo or something?
In this song...
Almost all asdfmovie moments are getting...
*...connected.*
What is this the MCU?
@@LawlerNicholeACU
i've never been so inspired by a c̶o̶w̶ real man on a skateboard
ok
@@drockstv8245 ok
Same.
ok
ok
Love the unpeel of the "disqualified" sticker, and the mine field skater returning
It’s the skateboard origin story, much appreciated
You can't tell him what to do!
Because he skateboards
They were like GET THIS OUT HERE with that sticker
@@slacknhash he didn’t?
1:11 “hello yes i am a real man i want 2 go sk8boardz please let me in your compo so i can prove how real manly i am”
-kthx
This is so comforting.
I love that Tom still makes this kind of stuff.
Yoo, you're here
A
Absolutely agree
I agree :)
Hi yellow
The story is the best honestly. A cow trapped in a farm by an evil farmer and escaping to join a skateboarding competition is kinda dope
Seems like something I’d have in a fever dream lol
Eat your heart out Airbud
@@michaellooks8397 I argee
can't wait for the 180min fully animated ASDFmovie about this cow's struggle to become a real man
If a cow stole my girl I would eat all the borgers of his family and eventually him
At 1:37 after “Christ air” he said moon bear in reference to Desmond the moon bear. 0:50 Friday night funkin. 1:11 great résumé. 1:14 most of the signs are about happy burger and how they want to get cows (foreshadowing) 1:19 surfsheepVPN also muffin trying to get eaten. 1:24 JUICE THAT MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE! Also tomska is depressed, the movie. 2:43 Desmond ready to *skateboard*
Anyways secrets aside this song is so much fun.
I feel like this could be a movie
I’d watch it
🗣same
I would sacrifice my dog for this.
Didn't expect such a good song to pop out of nowhere on a random Tuesday.
If that can't be said about Tom's whole career, nothing can
no longer a random tuesday
Me neither, lol.
Dude same
Yeah I wasn’t expecting a new video too
I just love that asdfmovie has fucking lore. it adds context and still manages to be random.
HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS
ME NEITHER
So according to this everyone in asdfmovie is a hardcore skater.
All the songs add this context. Like how the muffin gust came out suicidal.
Probably the lore of certain characters
Finally i can tell my friends i found a song about a skateboarding cow
1:31 Muffin: Hey!
He’s mad that he didn’t get hit
All of the ASDF movie songs add some sort of backstory to these characters, love that Tomska does that
now with all the ASDF movie songs uploaded. there's a lot a backstory and a complete universe. the Tom Ska Universe
See, and I love the fact that the skateboard kid is the reason and where Real Man got his skateboard! I think it’s good storytelling.
@@NodiumAmoko TomSkaverse
@@greygartm4330 TomSka-verse
Cool profile picture.
"Yes, I'm real man. You wanna go skateboards?"
Perfection.
Yes please
the great memory we all have
Yes I wanna to go skateboards do you want to go on a day a real man would be free
1:21
@@sanskieth Less succinctly: such a simple premise, and one that plays on a very specific neurological region, interestingly. Not infrequently attempted in various media (here’s looking at you, Octodad,) but rarely with this subtlety of disquiet in the face of an absurd accepted reality. “Yes, this is normal.” Plus, of course, the sheer physical comedy of it.
There’s a specific elegance to the complete phrasing I quoted. It’s refined to the essential, with a speech quirk thrown in (edit) to reinforce the maturity range implied by the activity.
Perfection.
Honestly watching TomSka for years, back from when he put himself into an audit, to how he was in his lowest lows to now, I'm honestly happy Tom continues to make bangers like this! NGL the train kid at the end nearly brought a tear to my eye
1:40 The fact that that guy had already a poster saying "man down" is a little suspicious.
i love how the song slowly changes from 'hes A man' to 'hes THE man'
true manliness
Hello spamton
kromer, now!
NOWS HIS CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!!
Thanks man
nice drip my guy
WOAHHOO!!, I gotta say, for *real,* the *man* *really* *IS* a *real* man, what a **REAL** man.
the man*
@@purple4596 the real man*
*he’s a real man*
Whats this cow your talking about?
@@bwm-tz4hx shit
Ah yes, a story/song of a real man.
I needed this.
The team:We need a song
Tom:The cow from asdfmovi-
The team:BRILLIENT
Never once did I think a song about a cow becoming a “real man” would be so legendary and also heart breaking and inspirational
Its awesome
How can a cow become a man? Cows are female while bulls are male
wdym? he was always a real man.
there was no cow in this song! only REAL MAN
He could only always have been a man
It’s amazing how much character is conveyed for Real Man in like three minutes
More than in some full-length movies.
Who else pause this every second to see all the amazing details and care Tomska puts into his videos? This song is an absolute banger with stellar animation and great cameos from the ASDF movies and even an appearance of Tomska himself!
(1:18 in the background).
@@kinley8142 Yes, but he still directed and distributed it
i think i also saw lucy in the video
(0:36) You can see her holding a sign saying *how did i get here?*
Guys, i know this sounds crazy, but i think real man is a cow
I love how even when his helmet fell off, showing he was a cow, nobody booed him for being a cow. By that point, the crowd had accepted him. He worked hard and showed that his skills are more than what he is. Even before the finals, he has indeed become... a real man.
And because asdflogic, you're probably right that no one realized beforehand! I love this series so much
@@jessicacaron5084 and by asdfmovie logic, they maybe didnt even realize when he lost the helmet
behold a man
where is the part it falls off? time stamp plz-
@@i_moved_channels 1:42
I love how this implies that the "You can't tell me what to do" kid is directly responsible for Skater Cow.
He's not "Skater Cow", he's real man.
That is no cow. That is The Man
what cow all I saw was a real man
sorry, but i don't think there's a cow in this video. only real men here!
What cow?, I only see a real man!
I think this song will be my favourite motivation song ever 😎
This song will become nostalgic in 3-6 years time no matter if you are a teenager or a kid or an adult
I feel like this shows how happy Tom is compared to the last ASDF song he did being it's muffin time, but I gotta say every shot and every lyric just screams joy and imagination. I would love to see full skits like this in the asdfmovie universe.
Well except for the ad boards @1:24 literally saying "Tomska is sad: The movie - part one" xD
@@Hatsjekideee noooo you beat me to it
@@Hatsjekideee part one was cool, im hyped for part two already
Must have took months to make this
And also he posted the new video pretty sooner than the last one
I’m invested in a story about a skateboarding cow.
And I’m perfectly okay with that.
Glad someone said it
Thank you.
What cow? I only see a real man :D
@@FrontmostChain7 whoops, my bad XD
yes
you mean a Real Man
2:38 is sus☠️💀☠️
I 💙MAN😂😂😂😂😂
I love seeing how all the asdf movie narratives tie in together
*HE'S A REAL MAN ALRIGHT, WERE SO PROUD OF HIM* _-and yes we're gonna ignore the fact that maybe he killed all the orphants-_
He did not it was probably happy borger farmer who did it for his “new burger” and tried to frame real man
Oh
Whoa, that got a little too real there. ( probably true)
In all seriousness, it was happy borger who killed the orphans
EXCUSE ME? XD
I love how upbeat the song is, considering that this "real man" is both a homewrecker and an orphan-killer.
I was wondering if someone was gonna talk about the fact he murdered a orphanage
Yeah, but lets be real, who hasn't murdered an orphan or two.
@@KeithBab "People" who care about laws and shit,
Edit: People have not been getting the joke, so I have to make this stupid edit, pay attention to the "". I put people in quotes because I was implying that people who care about laws aren't humans. Some people are idiots.
I mean the I like trains kid is responsible for multiple train related deaths
Almost Every ASDF character has killed at least one person
Also does that make mine turtle a war criminal or a sane turtle according asdf movie logic
This gave me chills
I am not kidding
man this song is the manliest of man songs about the real man
I love how the ASDF movie series is slowly evolving into an interconnected universe.
Yes, i remember it was just random white armless people that can grow arms magically in random situations
Can’t wait for asdfmovie endgame
@@otro_random_del_monton9875 and sometimes their snake arms
@@jeanmichellelaurent suddenly, pineapple
@@otro_random_del_monton9875 and sometimes *they like trains*
Usually when a series like ASDF gets to this stage in its career, and the main series has lost steam and begins to create spin off pieces; this is when people start getting exhausted and saying that its dead. But when you put out this level of quality while still being respectful of the source material, this is how a series can live on!
Well Done TomSka and Crew!
what I think also helps is, its not another series and their spaced enough apart. Look at the disney star wars movies.
This song is honestly very motivational!
What an inspirational story about a real man who likes to go sk8bords.
*"He is more man than any other human in existence."*
-Sun Tzu
yes he is a real man
Yes I am real man wanna do skateboards
JEEZ DUDE YOU WENT SIKOMODE
More what me
@@julex944_bs no your wrong only hslap would get the joke
this was incredibly uplifting, love it 💗
An inspirational tale for the ages 🥲
also hi lol
@@utopes ew
Too Bad The Muffin Song got age restricted.
@@fanofmanythings723 wait really? sadge
HOLY COW
PMSEYMOURVA???????????
i never felt so much joy for a cartoonish cow... i mean, cartoonish real man...
Okay, I really need to say this:
If this is the last asdfmovie thing we'll EVER get, it's a perfect end.
I was NOT expecting a asdf movie song anytime soon, but I’m so glad it’s here. Nice job y’all!
Go real man
Didn’t he say this song was coming? Could be wrong but I thought this was confirmed (don’t know abt any projects after this tho)
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear m
@@AxxLAfriku AxxL, my guy. Legit question for you, do you spam the same things on videos or do you actually put effort into making each comment and reply unique?
@@Calamity25 pay attention
Never in my life did I think that a song about a skateboarding real man would actually make me feel good. But here we are.
Pay the Real Man some respect, don't call him a cow
you mean skateboarding man, right?
How did you not expect that
I love the fact that you edited this, I saw the original comment and then this and did a double take!
you mean cow who says it's a real man yes ?
From what i have learned
A REAL MAN NEVER GIVES UP
This makes my fav asdfmovie character the real man
2:18 the fact that the picture of the real man changes from sad to happy when real man gets in
Is beautiful
I thought i was the only one who thought that
Thanks for not calling me "skateboard cow"
2:14
@@realman7299 you wanna go skateboards?
@@Father_Garcia792 sure
the “beep beep, I’m a sheep” reference was so amazing, it hit me way too well. same with the asdfmovie reference, I love how nostalgic this all is. amazing job!!
beep beep i'm a sheep is from asdfmovie
@@12DAMDO indeed real man
@@12DAMDO yeah, I just wanted to point out how that specifically was so awesome
The just dance game beep beep reference
yup
"You can't tell me what to do. I can be what I want"
the sheep is such a Chad for saving the -cow- real man!
it's so cool they've created such a universe where it has its own rules and these characters makes sense. like the you can't tell me what to do kid being the reason Real Man gets his skateboard, or how they use a mine turtle to escape the van. idk it sounds stupid but I love how it all comes together and creates this cool, understandable story, and the music and lyrics and animation are just a treat tying it all together. love it!
I know what you mean, turning the LOLRANDOM humor into a narrative
And we know how the lemon guy lost his lemons
@@kingtesttube4996 Wait what? When? Where? Why? How?
Right after the real man gets his skateboard, he skates along the road in front of many people. One of them is holding lemons and drops them at the sight of such manliness.
Same ^^
I love how much this is like a workout montage song you'd hear in an 80's movie. Absolutely perfect
Also, I love how the minefield joke actually became the reason The Real Man got his skateboard. 10/10 continuity
There’s also a reference to beep beep I’m a sheep in just dance
The fact u said real man instead of cow made this 10x better
You mean the one that goes ‘You can’t skate here! You can’t tell me what to do! *blows up*’ ?
By the time tom is done with the series we need Matpat going through every episode every skit every song every ad that had something to do with asdf and make a timeline
@@breaksquad1236 he would if he knew how to theory
This is still a bop a year later
Nobody gonna talk about how the cow canonically murdered a bunch of orphans?
I fucking love how there's basically an asdfmovie cinematic universe with a ton of regular characters who can all interact with each other in hilarious ways, like OF COURSE the beep beep sheep would have smuggled a mineturtle onto the beef van!!
That's how he roles
That's how he bowls
That’s how he swoles
That’s how he lol’s
That’s how he coals
It has everything - defying what you're told your lifes purpose is, friendship, adversity, downfall of big business, skateboarding cows, romance, Lucy from Crash Zoom....Wonchop has seriously outdone himself with this and of course the song is a banger as always. Love it!
theres also the guy from crash zoom in the leaderboards.
and im sure the kid from crash zoom is the girlfriend reference
What is Crash Zoom?
@@jessicacaron5084 one of tomskas short series
Remember that time it was implied he killed a bunch of orphans?
Start of song: A real man
End of song: *the* real man.
I love how they included the “I’ve met a real man” joke
I love how the animation is not only filled with asdfmovie references, but also references to other things such as crash zoom, drunk science, and friday night funkin'... for some reason?? either way, the song slaps and the animation is incredible! amazing job, Tomska and team!
Where was there a Friday Night Funkin' reference? I didn't see one
@@TellNoVision 0:50 the girl on the Amps that looks like Kate from Crash Zoom is reminiscent of the Girlfriend from Friday night funkin.
Plus Just Dance, with “Beep Beep I’m a Sheep” being released for it
@@TellNoVision I’m guessing they’re referring to 0:50
@@businessduck3900 Oh I see it-
tom is a legend for still sticking with this series. even after 11 years, still going strong.
fun fact: i am actually around that age- wait that mean i am gacha kid ono
bro I’m around that age to, I may watch Gacha but only the good old days, because man those days were great.
I’m kind of that cringe but in a funny way guy lol
don’t have to be around this age to be a gacha kid, just enjoy your interests!
. . . . I remember when the first one came out . . . I feel old now . . .
13 years actually
this unironically cured my depression
1:39 - 3:07
I LOVE THIS PART ❤
There is a difference between "He's a man" and " He's the man" this guy is obviously both
Not only is he A man, he’s THE man.
YESSIR
Yes, he is Real Man, do you want to go skateboards?
@@ClonserHalphalive Yes, I wanna go skateboards
Let's break our ankles :D
As a skater, and a real man, I wholeheartedly approve of this.
Alan, are you a cow?
Yes, not cow. You is real manz likes me
Are you a cow?
@@hiitsme2618 Saying we have an udder would be utter rubbish, cuz we are real men!
Same. Also love the recurring theme of the skateboard landing on the face way after actually landing on the floor. Happened to me once after hanging up on a rock to fakie. Got a mad black eye
I love that in this video and in the muffin video the beep beep sheep is a source of life and happiness
I love through origin, story of the cow, how he got the skateboard from that one skateboarder
If I had known all those years ago that what I considered to be some random internet cartoons would turn out to be this emotional journey for not only the creators and animators, but for us as well, then I would've been smiling a lot more during those videos. Even revisiting them today, I have this sense of peace knowing that the hilarity lives on in the creative minds of the team. Well done, y'all never cease to amaze me or make my day.
oke that went deep
Hey there are bots that copied your comment. I could see they were bots because they had "Tap me to have segs with me!!!" Pfps.
@@alargeredlizard3003 Can't stop the junk of YT, as much as I wish we could. Bots are just gonna constantly be here as long as Susan's CEO...
@@TheTaxEvasionist huh
this dude can literally make a song about a line
what a legend
I like how careless that cow is
My favorite song about a former prisoner finally learning to express their identity after years of having it taken from them.
Beautiful.
Them? He's a REAL MAN! lol
Same
...And now I'm imagining Real man starring in The Shawshank redemption remake! XD
spoilers: behind the poster, there was a skateboard all along, that he carved from stone with its horns. Like any Real Man would have done.
I never thought that before. I always saw this song as inspiration to keep going, but you brought another aspect I didn’t see before. Thank you.
I love how this video tells it's story visually and not just through the lyrics like Do The Flop and I Like Trains. Still doesn't explain the orphans, but otherwise a stellar origin story!
Hey, you can't prove it was him. He might just have been in the wrong place at the wrong time.
@@bdletoast09 pretty sure a pig’s responsible
@@potatodog7910 heh i get that reference
I always saw that as 50/50 chance on whether he did it or was just disturbing a crime scene
I commented here about yhe orphans and Tom replied with "And?? He said sorry!"
This feels like that one banger song u'd hear on the radio whilst scrolling through the channels
Skateboard cow has unleashed his power
The fact that the sheep constantly helps everyone in the ASDFUniverse, makes me feel pretty happy, since he started from just a normal sheep saying beep beep, to a sacred god helping everyone in need from Men, to Food, to even his own kind. What a sheep.
Headcaonon: Being told "No!" when he tried singing "Meow Meow I'm a Cow" prompted him into becoming a man, leading to the events of this video.