Bad Director
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- Опубліковано 9 бер 2022
- Dan gets his act together.
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Starring Daniel J Layton (@DanLayton)
Written, Produced, and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written and Co-Produced by Eddie 'Eddache' Bowley (@eddache)
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobriendop )
Edited by Elliot Gough (@ItsElliotGough)
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
Sound Recorded by Tommy Bartlett ( / bomtartlett )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Visual Effects by Dave Brain (@guksack)
Additional Animation by Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
Special thanks to Fred and The Bowleys
With Emmaleigh Kelly ( / emmaleighkelly )
Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Eddie Bowley (who was wearing underwear, I promise)
and Tommy Bartlett
CONTENT WARNINGS: Someone getting shot, censored nudity, gratuitous cleavage, and Dan gets burned by coffee but it's not real and he's fine.
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The double plot twist of going from the “let’s try some role play” line, to a D&D game, to “Dan, this is a porno”
I think my brain imploded from this realisation
D(a)nD
Oh wait that was an innuendo and *not* just referring to ttrpgs?
D'n'D: Dan and Dick...
kinky
The joke with him doing it just like Tom and then being Tom was absolutely hilarious and unexpected. I love these types of skits, keep it up guys
Then the "you can do better than that" going back to normal, same level of self deprecation Tom goes to often
That truly was a marvelous bit. Expecially considering how quick and early in the video it was.
I agree, it cemented itself as one of my favourite Tomska bits!
I'm still stuck laughing at that one
It tastes like hot chocolate
I'm convinced Eddie just showed up like that and Tom was like "Fuck it"
No he was wearing underwear
Funfact that's how in Germany we got one of the greatest porn memes there is.
So a guy wanted to make a serious porno called "18 and a half" and he found that guy with a very nice cock
And when that guy came he had a mask on because quote "literally everyone knows me I can't show my face"
So the director was like "fuck it, let's just make it thrash"
And thus one of the greatest sequences has been born
-in a basement
Women: " that's where the radiator is"
Man "why is there hay lying around?"
Woman:"why are you wearing a mask?"
Men:"then blow my penis"
Obviously this works even less since it's translated, but yes, this was like one of the begist memes we had for like 10 years, before the internet memes where even a thing
Or was he@@westboiizizherez 🤣
@@charalamposanastasiadis5376 How is that funny
@@westboiizizherez cause the freedoms of one’s junk is a cause of celebration, and it brings a smile to my face
"Let's do some roleplay." *instantly set up with everyone there*
If only it was that easy.
ikr, they didn't even have to reschedule three times because a couple of their bosses are assholes who call them in with no notice ten minutes before it starts.
The concept of the director being able to influence the actor to the point where he can teleport him to France or making him lose his memories is my favorite here.
Dont forget Tom's ability to turn Dan into another Tom
And how he can make Dan a wife
He's not influencing himdirectly, Dan is just a very VERY good actor
Also, have to assume that actor is an alien now.
I'm French and it's not a joke it's really true
I really want to believe that Tom just was saying "Now do it like..." over and over again, and being like "Yup, I can make this funny" and adding it to the script
I think he thought this years ago, since there's plenty of videos that follow this "immediate variation of original idea in one go" plus a bit of wordplay
@@donutchan8114 It honestly works really well
It's like Whose Line's "Change!" but a guided insanity
PUTIN IS THE BEST!!!!
I AM THE BEST UA-camR EVER!!!!!!
PUTIN IS THE BEST!!!!
I AM THE BEST UA-camR EVER!!!!!!
Lmao the one where the director goes "Here's your coffee" and the actor is just the director is genius
Call him tom from now on
@@abdullahalmansoori4489Lmao the one where the director goes “Here’s your coffee” and The Tom™️ is just the director is genius
1:39 The picture dude telling me how to pose for picture day at school
"Forget everything"
"Who am I"
This is why I love this channel.
Ikr me 2
Make this 2 comment
He clearly remembered how to speak english. He didnt forget everything
Explains how he forgot he was doing a porno.
The plot twist are top tier
This is the exact type of sketch I expect and love from TomSka: Stupid, random humour and a hell of a twist ending. Love it!
Tom is the best director ever
PUTIN IS THE BEST!!!!
I AM THE BEST UA-camR EVER!!!!!!
@@fucker1 yeah... Right buddy, although I'll have to pass.
@@fucker1 you do you...
@@fucker1 I can't decide which of those statements I disagree with more profoundly
‘He’s your coffee’
‘Come on, Dan, what was that?’
‘Coffee’
As a barista, he's like that voice inside your head when you serve coffee.
The only time I get excited and drop everything is when Tomska uploads. They may not be frequent but they’re always good
i can agree
Yeah
MU GOD ITS RELATABLE THO
#gg
@Wow no
Once again Eddie is 110% committed to the role and we fuckin love him for it
Eddie has that dad demeanor that makes him the best :)
But it’s not eddie
@@Vethhorn Eddie was the naked cameraman
@@1earedwolf I'm glad that I saw this comment because I didn't actually know if that was Eddie or not so thank you (I have trouble with faces)
@@1earedwolf oh you were talking about that guy. Yeah, that’s eddie. Sorry!
Tomska using the clip at the beginning when near the end he asks "how'd you do it the first time?" is **GOLD**
Eddy really gets into his roles. Such dedication to the craft
He pops in every once in a while, makes quality content, then disappears...
Legend
just like when the CORN pops
got it?
@Wow I know, but i dont want to, bot
@Wow oh ur not bot but not gonna get rickrolled damn it went offset the beat
got ti?
Imr
@@skyofquacks you can tell they're not a bot, because, like me, they have the Ukraine flag on their profile picture 😂
there’s nothing like tomska’s humour, it’s just so witty and hilarious
That's why it's Tomska
and always a hilarious, stupid and unexpected twist at the end XD. love it
I mean not to hate on Tomska its not original, I don’t think he stole it but maybe he saw the original, forgot about it, and then thought it was an original idea
@@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw what’s the original?
@@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw Nothing is original at this point so
2:08 that was a very unexpected plot twist.
I love how Tom can take the dumbest bit, make it funny, and drag it on for just the right amount of time so it doesn't get old.
Love when they just straight-up turned into Tom for a quick joke, the talent on that guy
Yeah I can only imagine how much he spent on all those surgeries just for a 3 millisecond joke
PUTIN IS THE BEST!!!!
I AM THE BEST UA-camR EVER!!!!!!
@@fucker1 get out of my replies bot
“Eh, how about Here’s your coffee.” “Here’s your coffee”
I thought the twist was going to be that the guy wasn't even an actor and just the guy who brings the actual actors coffee, which made the real ending even more unexpected
That’s the thing with Tomska videos… instead of “expect the unexpected”… the general rule of thumb is “don’t expect anything… don’t even try to assume or to guess or anything 😂”
@@WolfietheheroProductions The only thing I was ever certain of while watching a TomSka video was that her head would explode by the end of the video.
PUTIN IS THE BEST!!!!
I AM THE BEST UA-camR EVER!!!!!!
@@fucker1 Silence, you soggy toilet paper
Honestly I'm just proud of the Aunty Donna reference more than anything. A great sketch as always!
0:57 this is the moment that broke me.
This guy has over 7 millions subscribers, posts once every fourrr months and each video is about 2 minutes in length without the sponsor. Worth every second.
wow thanks sherlock
he posts more often on his other channel tomska & friends
It's all quality, no quantity
No sponsor? Then wth is that surfshark at the end?
@@oammaslastnamethei3063 I think he means that the actual skit is 2 minutes without adding the sponsor onto the length
End of the day, the 'I like my coffee like I like my women.' line was actually the most fitting for the scene.
Black ?
"On my penis" *burns nads with scalding bean water*
feel the burn... Lol
@@IchigoXKurosaki1992 Strong with plenty of sugar.
@@IchigoXKurosaki1992 Roasted
It's always a treat when Tom remembers his channel exists after a few months.
I love their universe. They do everything and anything and all of it is considered totally normal
I absolutely love the subtle nod to "Le Alien". Tom, you're a legend
I didn’t know if anyone even saw that
Bonjour je suis français baguette
Also a cup of 'morning brown' can't be beat for the musical one!
There's also a little nod to "I don't know"
@@tilted_stars That is never going to fit
as a cup of coffee, i can confirm this is accurate.
So u have been to France...?
@@Hmm69420 no he forgot me at the studio
@@vxilius Oh he might still be practicing how to say "Here is ur cup of coffee"
I love seeing Dan and Tom together
They've been friends for so long and i love their chemistry
The joke of it being literal somehow never gets old
love the sudden switch when tom does it himself
Nah that was just the coffee guy doing a really good impression of Tom.
"you can do better than that" is a pretty funny self-deprecating joke
I see he still hasn't escaped SurfShark''s clutches, and I'm not gonna lie, the more they let him do this the more it makes me want SurfShark. They're evil geniuses.
Yea me too. What if this is their plan all along?
yeah not gonna lie tom's ads are what made me get it
@@vOID-fh1qt For me these Ad time is like post credit scenes from Rick and Morty
Remember kids surfshark payed for eddy to take it all off
After working in the film industry for a decade I can confirm that these kinds of directors exist. How they land that job is beyond me.
the musical cues are so good. especially when he's in france
I think my favorite was
"You can do better than that!"
"Here's your coffee."
"You can do worse than that!"
"HEEERE'S COFFEE!"
"Gimmie more"
PUTIN IS THE BEST!!!!
I AM THE BEST UA-camR EVER!!!!!!
@@magnus8107 "Here's your coffee!!"
@@mikacookiegaming1294" No, more coffee."
@@2dickuslongus308 "Hhhere's your coffee."
Thanks for the coffee! Now... where were we...
(Also, I feel like it was Eddie's entire life that was leading up to this moment)
oh hi
only 7 likes and 2 comments damn
Fancy seeing you here Ant.
Never knew ant was a tomska fan
he does it every tuesday
1:24
This guy had no thoughts about putting hot coffee until it burned him lol
All this effort for one scene shows dedication
Love seeing Dan in sketches, he's just as funny in them as he is in his videos
is that a compliment or an insult
@@harshitnarula2910 haha its definitely a compliment 😄
Porn was not enough, they still approved it
WHAT IS THE LIMIT
@@theshapeshifter0330 I highly doubt there even is one.
@@ravnhaveland9594 maybe a sketch where tomska give Putin surfshark VPN to look up naked ukraine bodybuilders but then at the last moments the Ukraine military but open the door like Putin is busting his nuts but of course there's most likely no limit
@@theshapeshifter0330 The limit is whatever will get him banned from UA-cam.
@@ducknotfound what the fuck
Lol the ending gives the "rolplay" bit another meaning
This has me dying, every direction Tom gives us hilarious, my favorite being 1:08
the scoring to this sketch is really subtle if you aren't paying attention to it, but it does a really great job at accentuating each punchline, shout out to Dan Pugsley, super nice stuff.
What is scoring
@@jessicaedwin5358 The piece of music that serves as ambience in theatre & film is sometimes referred to as a "musical score".
Credit also to LilDeuceDeuce who composes the BGM
1:33 I need a full version of this song
YES
Same
"forget everything"
"who am i"
genius
The reference to the le alien was genuinely tasteful
Does anyone else think that, unironically, this method would be great for both director and actor in order to get the best line delivery? Like, start with their default, move them around the emotions and characters and everything, even the ridiculous ones, then to the best version
You'd have to be careful, to much and you'll annoy your actors and crew so much they won't be able to perform.
I mean it's a 3 second clip you can't spend all day on it
For important lines sure but if you do it with every line, movie filming could end up taking decades at that rate, and some lines just arent that important to spend the time on
This is a tactic that actually does get used.
The way this comment and the replies are worded, I can't tell if y'all just straight up forgot that script-reads and rehearsals are a thing.
I liked the part where he said "here's your coffee"
Lol
nah that bit sucked but when he said"here's your coffee"now that was the best part of this
do you have the slightest jdea hkw little thjs narrows it down
@@bagman123ABC Are you kidding? did you even see the part where he said "Here's your coffee" So inspiring
Thank you that was my most challenging part 🙏🏻
2:04........W H A T
Love how we never actually see the front of the actress nor the table so we don't even question things until the big reveal.
Surf shark is quickly becoming one of my favorite brands letting tomska do these sketches
IT WORKED
I think he is still on the train of pushing boundaries with what they dont want for ads. Great to see his sketches again though
@@malzafrog5985 Nah, in his video about it he sounded done. Like, he cannot make any sketch they don't approve which would still be viable to upload on youtube. And it sounded like that's a line he doesn't want to cross.
Be careful that Coffee could be loaded with “Juice that makes your head explode”
Which is just its name; it won’t make your head explode.
And let the sniper reload
@E1craZ4life and it’s free!
@@E1craZ4life What a relief
... *EXPLOSION*
Great vid! It's really impressive how much effort and time you still put into each vid, despite stats being lower than they used to. keep it up!
I love that the France Tshirt, the Baguette and the garlic still exist XD
Dan is actually an amazing actor, being able to follow all of Tom's directions to the tee, plus quick changing when he needs to on the spot
not to mention he teleported to France, such a legend
The first time I drank coffee, I said it tasted like “Burnt Hot Chocolate with No flavor.” I still stand to my decision today.
Hello original comment! A bot stole your comment.
@@CaptSalore Wait WHAT
Coffee tastes legitimately terrible. People only drink it because it gives you energy and because advertising makes it seem like it makes you more mature.
Add milk
@@ScrapKnight2005 Even better: Drink milk, without coffee
Oh god tomska strikes again with his comedic genius
Plot twist this was a director for a big studio and he was really just testing his acting range
2:16 This man is a dad. One day, his son is going to see this.
Lore
Not if you take their eyes out.
@@SuviTuuliAllan Prosthetic eyes are a thing.
@@davidwuhrer6704 r/woooosh
Eddie was wearing underwear!!!
TomSka's skits never get old.
Haha, I know right! Just like that kid with cancer
@Wow your bot is broken you forgot the first half
I don't think that's how time works
@Wow Go *To* My playlist...
Bots with spelling mistakes 💀
I agree
"forget everything"
"who am i?"
by far the best line
The way he says the line as the Sleazy Guy makes a whole lot more sense when you consider the ending
When Tomska uploads, you know its gonna be a great day
It's always a great Tom when the day uploads.
Glad I got explanation to why I was seeing a woman's hair in every Dan scene.
Also, Eddie is very fucking committed lmao
who did you think he was handing the coffee to given that tom was the director???
@@ilexdiapason a dummy probably
Can you explain who's in the wig, i'm an idiot.
@@ilexdiapason The whole time I thought it was just a shot of Dan alone handing coffee in the direction of the camera
@@mrsnuffles2320 The woman? She's in the description if you want her info, if that's what you're asking.
Tom's delivery of "That hits" cracks me up every time
Now that was amazing, thank you so much guys:)
Only legends will know that it was once titled, "Here's your coffee".
Man, the title was originally better.
I know why did he change it
@@gingerdino082 Nothing specific probably, but creators often fiddle with the thumbnail/title after a video's release in hopes to drive more engagement.
@@SuperDropsX plus Tom has called himself a bad director before, and it fits his naming scheme more (think Le Alien, Horse, Meanwhile, short and sweet)
yeah, it was better because the video was un-expected due to the title LOL
He has a few videos from like 2010 that have a similar concept, Bad Voice Actor and and Bad Singer I think
0:39 so lovely to see the Wife character return after the tragic loss of her first husband in The Fallen 🙏🏻
This feels like classic tomska sketches, like the hole or bite me, quick, well done jokes that land perfectly every time
I need a full version of that coffee song
The fact he didn't even know he was acting in a porno makes it a whole lot funnier.
That's why it's the punchline.
Though no-one actually got punched.
@@SuviTuuliAllan maybe the guy who forgot to add the punch bowl for the punch line.
Otherwise you have just a line.
1:28
Only real ones know when the title was originally called “Here’s Your Coffee”
Yeah, what's up with that?
@@kaushalmorey probably wasn't doing as good as usual for the algorithm...
@@nh808 True
Me lol
Haha you fool! Now us fake ones have the secret knowledge of this video's original title!
And people say the golden age of UA-cam is gone, it's right here!
2:17
Can we all agree to NEVER show Eddie’s son, Rick this EVER?!?!?!?!???
The man who upload every 4 months
Was half-hoping it'd end with Tom turning to the actress and saying "okay, now your line is: sorry, but I don't drink coffee"
The funniest part about how you write these scripts is the clever wordplay to the jokes. They all work so incredibly well. Hoping for more soon!
I love how clever Tom is with the humour in these skits, he always makes it flow together really well and it doesn't feel forced at all. This is why I enjoy watching his content.
1:29
I'm almost certain that every guy felt his pain
This channel's whole history has been leading to this moment.
This skit reeks of TomSka humor I love it
I like how he has just been an amazing actor this whole time
His humour is just so fantastic. Every joke just lands the way you can tell he wanted it to
Tom : "what if I made the sponsorship commercial with a suicide bomber that's kink is corn ? That will surely get my contract ripped to shreds right ???" [2:50]
Blorpo : _"I'm sorry, Tom but- A P P R O V E D"_
That part was... corny.
Sorry not sorry.
@@leovk5779 you shouldn't be sorry
@@leovk5779 let the puns consume you
Honestly one of the best tomska skits I've seen to date, this was hilarious. The plot twist at the end was equally funny.
One thing that I liked is how in the song he calls it "morning brown" referencing Auntie Donna
Forget everything.
Who am I?
lol it's those little passing by jokes that get me every time
0:46
I saw that
tom has to be the most consistent creator on the platform, ive been watching these skits for years and he's only improved
This felt like a tomska classic, good shit man!
1:05 reference to "le alien"
no, reference to basicly how the intire world see frenche peaple
@@aissamhemmani6339 that's exactly how the alien dressed, even down to the garlic necklace
@@nevomizrachi6282 i think it's cuz he didn't have any other costume
@@aissamhemmani6339 no its tomska its 100% a callback
Il y a pas antoine daniel c'est une honte
Okay but I'd seriously be into a full rendition of that coffee song.
Watch Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun, that's where it's from
@@glowstoneunknown is it??? Which episode??
@@max-beckett pretty sure it's episode 2, after the pirate intro
The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals has two coffee songs.
@@glowstoneunknown ah I think you mean Morning Brown - it’s not from that, they’re just both about coffee haha 😊
It's amazing how well Tomska's comedy works in live action.
I'm impressed at the output of videos you're managing this year. Congrats on the hard work from the whole team
1:25 Me too !
...
grounded up into a hot beverage
R/cursedcoments
@@Hatchimal340reuploads try to put me in any subreddit you want, i'll be waiting while slurping goth gf smoothie
The OG thumbnail and title fitted this sketch more imo
2:19 that remix is 🔥🔥🔥
Truly a moment right here