MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2012
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Animated by Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman ( / wonchopanimation )
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Storyboarding by Paul ter Voorde ( / paultervoorde )
LYRICS!!
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
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10 years later and this is still a banger
wait 10 years?
oh god
Yep
It was made in 2012
Long time ago it’s crazy to see how fast time can be.
Imagine how hard living in the world of asdf for 1 day would be
don't open doors and be sad and look at the ground all the time
And stay away from absolutely everyone
i like trains
everybody in a straight line would be dead
*CURSE YOU TOM!!!!!!!*
The asdf movie world is in hardcore
The way they mixed the mine turtle and the “I am a stegosaurus” joke is amazing just genuinely amazing
0:50
0:50 "Technically, I'm a tortoise."
"I am a stegosaurus."
And this is how dinosaurs died.
That is cute!!! 0:50
"Technically, I'm a tortoise."
*"I am a stegosaurus."*
I am a stegotortise
@@yumiyeet9576 Nice. Although, I don't know why it's 23:33 GMT and I'm on UA-cam.
More like a STEPosaurus
@Pixie Pop Hint: *K A B O O M*
Okay I'm just going to say this once that thing is not a stegosaurus it's a brontosaurus a Stegosaurus has spikes on its back and is very short if you see a short dinosaur that has spikes on its back in its tail that's a Stegosaurus if you see a gigantic tall necked dinosaur that is a brontosaurus
No matter how dangerous it is, that voice is adorable
Yessir
**eye twitching**
Lol
true
@@isaachasatinyd I found the guy that is allergic to cuteness.
How to survive in asdf world:
1.) lock ALL doors
2.) don't go outside
3.) dont answer any calls (it might be train kid)
4.) ALWAYS look down
5.) dont do the flop
6.) dont make any wishes
7.) dont take a nose
8.) stay away from driving llamas
9.) dont eat any muffins
10.) dont allow any suspicious dogs inside
Dont cross a road (there could b a stegosaurus) also dont go to therpay or the doctor
@@rorror2164and don't go to the doctor cuz gun doctor!
Just stay inside all day.
And don't do an Internet.
And don’t step on mine turtles
0:50 this rhymed so well
thats the point of songs mostly?
Mine turtle: *Exists*
Creeper: *Are you challenging me?*
@Beth so we back in the mine
@Beth heads up the
Beth this task a grueling one
Creepers are big and hiss before exploding. Turtles are small and therefore have more power
@@Eradicator-jv9xr you ruined it!
My friend said “hello” to me in a high-pitched voice and I freaked out
It's gunna bloow
@@thedarktypevenoct3403 omg hi
Mine turtle and me:*hello*
You: step on mine turtle and then explode
I did that to some before
Lmfao
Eleven fucking years.
and now we got a cards game.
sheesh, time flies.
TIME TURTLE! He does have a time machine.
Mine Turtle sounds like Elmo from Sesame Street boy
I AM A STEGOSARUS!!
11 years and its still a banger
Therapist: mine turtle isn't real he can't hurt you
Mine turtle: *hello*
BOOM!
Helloooo helloooooo hellooooooo helooooooo help Oh noooo
Hello (explotion)
Therapist: WHAT THE FU- *explosion*
Mine Tortoise: good day to you sir
The mine turtle is the cutest thing on earth
Scarlett Lee I mean yh untill you realise it’s a suicide bomber that’s a turtle
Sorry for ruining it for you
It’s just a bomb nothing to bad
it also the most deadly.
Just don't step on it or shoot it, or else it'll explode
Muffin:Somebody kill me
I’m back here after asdf 15
Same
Mine Turtle is a great song 11 years later.
0:18 Dabbing while saying "You can't tell me what to do".
How did you predict the future????
**legasp**
it says so in the lyrics
''He stole alien technology, and built a time machine''
FunnyestKid oh ya he did dab and then die
it aint called a dab before tho
Skater D A B S
Anyone else want a Mine-Turtle Alarm Clock?
Be a Great Way to wake up in the morning...
dDeckon birthday present to my friend
dDeckon alarm noise: "hello"
snooze noise: *explosion*
dDeckon press Sat button and boom
Hello
dDeckon NO
1:07 | 1:51
Mine-turtle: **A big threat to humanity**
Also humanity:Awwn,so *CUTE!*
11 years later and still a banger
No mine turtles were harmed in the making of this video.
Actually nevermind.
The people were
THE CHEESE
Were they never mined?
Lvl 99999999999999 boss: why do I here boss music?
No evil ones were at least we're evil because we keep our distance from humans
They reanimated like 10 different sketches to end in a mine turtle joke. The dedication is insane
2009: I love trains kid
2011: mine turtle
2013: The do the flop guy
2015: Beep Beep sheep
2018: muffin lol
JUST AFTER ASDF 15 DROPPED THIS SONG GETS 50 MILLION VIEWS 🔥
It happened
@@noobruhmations3283 I know
The real reason dinosaurs went extinct, turtles blew them up.
lolol
i was going to say that
@@notnamed. Hello
Hi
Yep
I am denying the fact that this song is already 10* years old
(thank for correcting)
(thx again)
Same
Yeah
Same
I was born before this infact
Now soon to be 9 years old.
it sounds like a intro for one of the banger cartoons we watched as kids
Dang, 11 years?! Feels like yesterday when i first listened to this...
Throwback to when I used to listen to this song religiously
Better times
Same
wow yea, those were good days eh?
@@nimrodkeren783 yop
Same
TILL IT RUINED EVERYTHING
Every bad thing in 2020 is a mine turtle being pressed.
Id love to have a mine turtle as a pet
(If it doesnt explode)
@@almajones1374 so just a turtle
Welp,in this situation this gonna look like this 1:51
Whose spamming the mine turtle 😵
@@xtalefrisk8431 1:09 would
11 years ago and I still remember the day this was released. It was the first day of camp and there was a horrible storm. I went to a Yankees game later that night. Oh how time passes on and on.
At this rate the mine turtles will dominate the world
Please tell me that i'm not the only one who finds the mine turtles' "Hello" to be super adorable? Maybe its the innocent derp smile or my love for turtles in general
I do too
me 2
turtles are epic,mine turtle is epic so i say one thing "Hello"
Me too :D
He is so cuuuute!!! And his smile makes me so happy :)
But then he blows stuff up.
mine turtles, the most evolutionary significant animal, it stops itself from getting killed by killing itself. truly an amazing animal
Its like minecraft creepers.
IK RIGHT?
It is honestly ingenious!~ 0_0
Piet Andersen SOO TRUUE
Piet Andersen yes it is
And I’m back here 11 years later..feeling the nostalgia
People: Save the turtles!
TomSka:
Theory: That's mine turtle going back in time and changing every asdf sketch?
Mine turtle made every sketch happen
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 or the opposite
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY
Top 3 cutest asdfmovie characters:
3. Potato
2. Suicidal muffin
1. Mine turtle
*Y e s*
y e s
Same
Mineturdle: hello
Waffle?
FUN FACT: the mine turtle was the reason dinos went extinct
Mine turtle needs too be an actual turtle irl.
"Technically I’m a tortoise"
"I AM A STEGOSAURS!!"
* BOOM *
Wait... the name of the drunk scientist is Tom and the name of the channel is *Tom*Ska
0_0
That was the first time that the mine turtle said something but hello
@@enzoclark241 Hello! OH NO IT'S MINE TURTLE *boom*
💣💣💣✔️🇦🇩🔪🔨💩🌋🔥🧨
It's actually a brontisaurus
My friends: so what kinda of music are you into?
Me: *it’s complicated*
and explsive
This joke has been made so many times it's getting annoying
@@kennykujo8603 ....no one cares its still a lighthearted joke
Overrated
Explosive music :D
"Hello" *blows up cutley*
anyone watching this in 2024 your a legend
Notice how everything from 2009-2012 was beautiful and made loads of childhoods
Why Doesn't anyone else understand?
Golden age of the internet
Take me back to 2012 plz
wtf is the reasoning in this comment
Me: 2020 can't be worse
Tom: DRUNK SCIENCE
It's a real video "Drunk Science"
You do realise this is 8 years old right?
@@leodavis4242 is that bad?
Leo Davis *pulls out gun* not today
Butter snapper The joke doesent make any sense then-
So who's here after they announced they'd be making a card game based on the guy?
Me!
pretty much, yeah
Ten years later, and it still doesn't get old
References
0:13 THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH A LLAMA TO DRIVE
0:16 PIE FLAVOR
0:18 hey kid you cant skate here YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
0:35 die potato NOT TODAY
0:36 I LIKE TRAINS
0:38 DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
0:41 two references: THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEESEEEE and HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS
0:44 it worked MY TIME MACHINE WORKED
0:51 I AM A STEGOSAURUS
1:19 Tomska :3
1:27 LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE
1:33 it says gullible on the ceiling
1:35 hey man look at my new dog
1:38 IM GONNA DO AN INTERNET
1:40 Pointless button (Warning: Pointless)
1:42 Hey bobby play that one about falling down the stairs
1:44 no because i work at the muffin factory
1:47 This is a robbery
1:50 RAINBOWS
+Ajplayer222 you forgot mine turtle
lol
0:40 reference: :v
you forgot the drunk science reference
Spooky Pumpkin Man that was TomSka
"Technically, I'm a tortoise!"
that was so cute oh my god
Tocone :)
yes
yeah it was!
turtle!!! turtle !!! that's a turtise
Tocone I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Don't Touch That Mine Turtle!!!
Guys, I've watched this video years ago, and after years of studying, I have discovered a hidden technique that will cut all mine turtle-related deaths by 97.4%: *Shuffling your feet*
8 years later and this song still slaps harder than my mom when I forget to take the chicken out the freezer for her before she gets back from work
Lol relatable 😂😂😂
This comment is very funny but I'm sorry your mom slaps you that isn't very nice
outplayed
10 years now
lmao XD
hold on-
My favorite part was when it said "HELLO"
Mister Narwals HELLO!!!!
Hello!
steps on mine turtle shit!
Mine Turtle boom
HELLO
who is here after the game announcement
Nearly 11 years later this is still banging
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
*He say hello to who press his bacc*
Lol
he so adorable
He comitcc he suisicc. But most imprtanly,
He kill those who don't want to die
DanTDM reference?
I’ll see my self out
He don protec
He super derp
But most importantly....
HE KAMIKAZE TORTEL
The fact the base for this song is just a turtle that says hello and blows up and its a whole 2 minutes shows how much this channel is dedicated to the shtick
I like Trains and Muffin
HELLO!
I love it
the Bite the dust turtle
Technically, it’s a tortoise!
some people didn’t listen to these songs when they were younger and it really shows
This song is so full of references I'm glad I still get to this day.
Asdf will always have a place in my mind
Mine Turtle: *hello*
Creeper: *FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT*
@the icecream spy totally
Creepers can only dream to beat them
Creeper was first to smash so HA
@@MagMattock creepers are just a skin not a fighter
@@Datoneguy_9343 silence you with logic and a functioning brain. You may no longer spread this truth
"Technically, I'm a tortoise."
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
*I AM A STEGOSAURUS!*
hello!
@@mineturtle5375 inposta
@@mineturtle5375 not today.
@@mineturtle5375 Hello!
9 YEARS AGO WHAT
A perfect gamer quote for this
“What evolutionary advantage does being able to explode give you?!?!”
Same reason some animals are poisonous I guess. Just a lot less effiecient.
If your an creature that’s spread by seeds or spores, your offspring could cover a larger distance
The mine turtle has one of the cutest hellos EVER!!
Quenten Schoonderwoerd its Isis secret weapon
Shadow fox 1557 lol I like train!
throw the cheese!!!!
Quenten Schoonderwoer
Quenten Schoonderwoerd i do like it hello
Teacher: how did dinosaurs go extinct?
Me, an intellectual: mine turtle
@Izabela Jankech your a joke
@@boeing_RBLX *you're
No it was MARMITE
A+ on history
I am a StEgOsAuRuS
As awesome as the Muffin Song is, this is the OG classic!! Cheers TomSka!!
11 years later and this still slaps
"He shouted drunk science and drank a cold one."
Who remembers DRUNK SCIENCE?!?!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiii dont
Ah yessss
It's an old video.
Eddsworld
I do
Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious event in history
Me, an intellectual:
*_MIND TURTLE_*
Lol
*MINE TURTLE ALERT*
😐 okay, these memes are getting old but okay
The scariest words for 11 years...
*hello*
11 years later and i still listen all day
get a life
who said muffin song had the most asdfmovie references?
(Not counting the Mine Turtle or Muffin themselves in their respective songs)
Mine Turtle song: 17 references
Muffin song: 23 references
Muffin Song has 6 more references, provided I counted correctly. Though I do think Mine Turtle has more visual references, since all of its references are visual.
@@sunfishythesunfish1509 Noice username and yeah mine turtle has loads more visual
The Muffin Song is just pretty 4th wall breaking.
Says me
No the muffin song has 20 ads references mine turtle only had 17
Glad he acknowledged it's Tortoise and not a Turtle.
Isaac West a tortoise is a turtle.
Haha lol
What’s the matter, Schrader? You act like you never seen a severed human head on a tortoise before!”
Good that there arent any tiktok kids using this song
Teacher: And that is how the dinosaurs went extinct
Teacher: TIMMY LOOK OUT!
Timmy: *Steps on mine turtle*
Mine Turtle: Hello!
*SCHOOL EXPLODES*
@@lillyreilly4659 don't touch the nuke turtle
Kids: No school!
Man:Oh,No mine turtle,i won't step on you!
*EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP*
Man:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I like trains*
Man:Wait Wha-
2nd one
Man:AN ALIEN!!!!
Other man:THROW THE CHEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Throws cheese and falls on mine turtle*
Man:*O H*
👌
And that is how teachers went extinct
No mine turtles were harmed in the making of this video
Sunny The Espeon but everyone else was
No But they Harmed
themself ;_;
😱
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🐢
This was 10 years ago and it’s still a beat ❤
“Look out he’s got a nose!”
“Wait... no he doesn’t...”
MINE TURTLE
Lol wait no he doesn't
Shoot heart beath
You have music verification at 100 subscribers. I wonder how you did that.
Pineapple DistroKid 😛
So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct...
Lol
Siempie Triple Two lol!
I am a steg-o-saurus.
So tomska made mine turtles
Garet McKenna yes you are. just keep believing.
I am so grateful to my brother for showing me this 7-8 years ago. I had a huge obsession with this explosive turtle
I love how this and all the ASDF movie songs are basically just ska awesome
1:45
Man: Woah dude, you ever gonna stop singing “Mine Turtle”?
Muffin Guy: No, because I work at the Mine Turtle Factory.
Top 10 secret millitary weapons secretly being used
Lol
You have 69 likes
Fucuve
landmine lv200
After all these years this is still a masterpeice
11 years later and this is still and absolute untit of a song
"I like trains" kid is the only one that survived Mine Turtle. two chaotic creatures can't kill each-other I guess
Are you calling a child a chaotic creature
@@smarticecream5636 maybe
Desmond the moon bear survived because he is on the moon and he most likely helped mine turtle fight the aliens
Do the flop guy and beep beep sheep werent even seen so we cam assume that they survived
@@vanceschluter5016 he did a Flop on the turtle
I guess we all know now it was mine turtles that killed off the dinosaurs.
11 years later this is still a hit
this is my favorite asdf music video! it has a really nice beat and a bunch of jokes from the asdfmovie series
Now I know why dinosaurs are not here anymore.....MINETURTLE!!!!!!!!!!
“What caused the dinosaurs extinction?”
Google: asteroid/great flood
Bing:
Bling: mine turtle
LOL
#ProfesttionalDueDiligence
@@UnionPacificMissKaty HELLO
I saw the 69 uears ago and i had to take a triple take
Great flood?
I’m going to make actual mine turtles with a land mine built on its shell, and the government can’t stop me.
I like to believe that the mine turtles are the same one across all asdf videos it just regenerates
Let's play Russian Roulette...
Every 5th like steps on a Mine Turtle.
I'm canada *steps on a mine turtle* Mine turtle: Hello!
Oh -*BOOM*
lynsey shepherd uh oh
lynsey shepherd HAHAHAHHAHAHA *gets crushed by a stegosaurus*
NOPE.not gonna happen
lynsey shepherd im the 61th liker
Did anyone else see how the llama's license plate says "HOW'S MY DRIVING?"
1:09 And the music at this part sounds like something out of Crash Team Racing
of course ; 3
Finger Snake STOP BEING RACIST!
nobletea 3400 us I was trying to be funny
Caeden Regester it's also at 0:13
nobletea 3400 thx :3
Every one of these songs are a peice of history
man this is 10 years old
the references in this song is insane !!
Top 10 Anime battles:
*I like trains kid* vs *mine* *turtle*
Waffle Demon Overlord vs do the flop guy
BOTH OF THESE NEED TO HAPPEN XD
The i like trains kid says I like trains, a train hit the mine turtle (and the kid) and the mine turtle explodes. That happen
Vs flop guy and cheese man
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*