Right Wing Crazies Gather to Praise Trump, Santos’ Lies Hit New Heights & MTG Wants National Divorce

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  • Опубліковано 1 бер 2023
  • Easter is a month away and if you are looking to do better than a basket full of plastic grass there is a new gift item available, far-right wingers have gathered at CPAC in praise of their lord and savior Donald Trump, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has decided to take his hilarious act on the road, Don Jr. has been lashing out at any Republican who tries to challenge Daddy Don, Mike Pence appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss, the White House unveiled President Biden’s new Cyber Security plan, George Santos is under official investigation by the House Ethics Committee, rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen, Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for a national divorce, the automaker Ford considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves, and we venture out on to Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians what the last book they read was.
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  • @bubbispapa2053
    @bubbispapa2053 Рік тому +88

    Yes, Trump 2024! I agree, 20 - 24 years in prison sounds about right! 😄👍

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Blah blah blah I don't like Trump you people are pathetic

    • @bubbispapa2053
      @bubbispapa2053 Рік тому

      @@danmcgriff1421 Blah blah blah I don't like the liberal media or liberal Hollywood that's why I endlessly tune in. You MAGAts can't even lie good. So pathetic! 😄

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Рік тому +4

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @therealhydropx
      @therealhydropx Рік тому

      Jimmy likes lil boys

    • @Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation
      @Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation Рік тому +1

      🤣👏

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Рік тому +433

    MTG is already divorced from sanity.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +54

    Remember that time trump promised that if he lost to Biden, he'd leave the country and we'd never hear from him again?
    Sighhhhh. Of all of his tens of thousands of lies, that one hurts the most.

    • @debbielasater2980
      @debbielasater2980 Рік тому +3

      He needs to be reminded esp. now that Rupert of Fox wants to make him a nonperson Maybe he can help find a place that will let him in.

    • @leek619
      @leek619 Рік тому

      Liberals are bonifide hypocrites. F.o.A.C

    • @bethb7965
      @bethb7965 Рік тому

      ​@@debbielasater2980 ship him out on an iceberg, no provisions

    • @sarkybugger5009
      @sarkybugger5009 Рік тому +2

      @@debbielasater2980 His friend Mr Kim has a room waiting in Pyong Yang.

    • @south6bt
      @south6bt Рік тому +3

      Remember when all those famous people said that if Trump got elected they would all leave America? Sighhhhh

  • @gregflores8959
    @gregflores8959 Рік тому +3

    Senator John Kennedy, an amazing Patriot and Politician, every one of his words were pure gold! 🇺🇸 Hispanics for Truth and Freedom 2024

  • @parvin46
    @parvin46 Рік тому +320

    MTG sounds like a 5 year old and uses 5 year old logic. She is in wayyyyy over her head, as a congress member

    • @normanacree1635
      @normanacree1635 Рік тому

      Doesn't matter to the morons who elected her. I, for one, would be in favor of her district being allowed to 'divorce' the rest of the country. As a matter of fact, there are quite a few others besides hers. I wonder if she has considered how a state with two democrat senators would vote when choosing which 'country' they should join if the country did 'divorce'? What an idiot.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Рік тому

      She lacks the mental capacity to do anything more than chase after people and taunt them... much like a 5-year-old.

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 Рік тому +39

      She's way over her head as a human being.

    • @christopherloyd8938
      @christopherloyd8938 Рік тому +19

      ​@@renejean2523 she's mad cuz people are coming at her in all places I wonder why she's mad she has nobody to blame but herself. maybe if she sat down and had a conversation and learn and get in touch with reality instead of talk about Jewish space lasers that doesn't exist😎🤣

    • @michelangelobuonarroti916
      @michelangelobuonarroti916 Рік тому +9

      Well, gotta hand it to Trump. At least he sounds like he's 14.

  • @kathymanthey2062
    @kathymanthey2062 Рік тому +626

    I agree the entire country should divorce MTG!

    • @karlek67
      @karlek67 Рік тому +4

      The video game made me lol

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Рік тому +8

      ABSOLUTELY @Kathy Manthey! ABSOLUTELY!

    • @BlLL_LUMBERGH
      @BlLL_LUMBERGH Рік тому +1

      You guys voted for a senile man with dementia 🤣

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +28

      If I’ve said it once, I’ve now said it..twice: BOTH of mtg’s brain cells divorced each other long ago

    • @EeeEee-bm5gx
      @EeeEee-bm5gx Рік тому +11

      No divorce. If it's 'till death do us part', then so be it 🤫

  • @richardgreen3081
    @richardgreen3081 Рік тому +17

    If Santos fled Brazil to not face charges don’t think he wouldn’t do the same here in the US.

    • @BrigitofBergental
      @BrigitofBergental Рік тому

      Let him flee. Won't be in Congress anymore if he leaves and doesn't come back.

  • @gregpotts7
    @gregpotts7 Рік тому +71

    Senator Kennedy used to work at green acres as Mr. Hanney

    • @normacroberts-hakizimana8785
      @normacroberts-hakizimana8785 Рік тому +5

      My thoughts every single time I hear him!

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Рік тому +5

      He must have been quite an oddity at Oxford.

    • @honpot2016
      @honpot2016 Рік тому +7

      yes but hanney was more respectable .

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому

      Kennedy and Hanney both busy trying to unload something useless on to the gullible.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Рік тому +4

      He should have stayed there...

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Рік тому +629

    MTG : and we can support our police officers
    This from the woman who cheered as DC police were being viciously beat protecting her. And when it came time for the vote to approve medals to honor them for their bravery, she refused. 🤦‍♂️

    • @K_Z_R
      @K_Z_R Рік тому

      With new developments…capitol cops can SUE DONALD DIRECTLY. Why not mtg? These officers need to go after SITTING INSURRECTIONISTS: Lauren joshua matthew margarie and the rest of the lame brain gang. Fkn SICKENING

    • @EeeEee-bm5gx
      @EeeEee-bm5gx Рік тому +10

      * our police officers *

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому +11

      UNBELIEVABLE!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +41

      She then called those same police on a civilian for making fun of her.

    • @williebeamon3083
      @williebeamon3083 Рік тому

      You've probably never even been in a fight liberal. Stop larping fight club.

  • @willgoldsmith5462
    @willgoldsmith5462 Рік тому +69

    The most ironic part of the MTG's "divorce" is that Georgia apparently now votes blue on the regular

    • @joecancer6013
      @joecancer6013 Рік тому

      The ballots vote blue. The citizens don't

    • @bobapbob5812
      @bobapbob5812 Рік тому +1

      Family values. Compare with Buttigegg

    • @shirairyu9806
      @shirairyu9806 Рік тому

      Not so apparent if you watch the CCTV of what happens when GA counts 'votes'

    • @Poppityy
      @Poppityy Рік тому

      except for her herself and kemp. do you even follow politics?

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster Рік тому

      It's hilarious and if she moved to a red state she'd have to wait 5 years to vote too😆😆

  • @rhondaguerrero2869
    @rhondaguerrero2869 Рік тому +171

    National divorce her from Congress !!! Pleazz.

    • @RobinaB530
      @RobinaB530 Рік тому

      That's a pretty silly thing to say. Get a grip.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

      Why TF did we ever get married in the first place? F you, Georgia! Yall are so damn lucky you gave us two Democratic Senators!

  • @danagordon8871
    @danagordon8871 Рік тому +672

    National divorce? We already pay child (state)support for Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arizona and Florida! And we’re not even sure that they’re ours! We need a DNA test!

    • @SuperCaliforniaBarbi
      @SuperCaliforniaBarbi Рік тому +49

      Uncle Sam IS NOT THE FATHER

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +61

      Red state meal time prayer: "We thank you lord for food and sex, but mostly for them disability checks".

    • @stevebonk8995
      @stevebonk8995 Рік тому

      That’s the irony, a lot of the red states take more federal money than they give so they couldn’t financially survive right now without the blue states. If they divorced the blue states they’d be broke lol

    • @ednanelson1897
      @ednanelson1897 Рік тому +38

      Don't forget her own state, Georgia.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +15

      Maury, where are you? Come on out of retirement! You know, like Tom Brady!

  • @donhoe100
    @donhoe100 Рік тому +121

    Every time MTG opens her mouth she reveals more and more how disturbed she really is.

    • @lococomrade3488
      @lococomrade3488 Рік тому +1

      She's not disturbed, she's Fascist.
      We've got to call these terrorists out for what they are, and stop trying to ptretend is an accident.
      They know what they're doing, and they know what they want.
      They are not just morons, but intentional Fascists.

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Рік тому +1

      Jimmy Kimmel is so much worse

    • @C_mao
      @C_mao Рік тому +2

      @@mikeh6084 You sound like that guy at the end, who read a book about 'America n stuff'

    • @Shimnufc
      @Shimnufc Рік тому

      Lmao imagine spewing all this hate and then saying republicans are dividing the country.. you soft pussies have ruined this country and I can’t wait for the trump landslide

    • @savannahray871
      @savannahray871 Рік тому

      Trump2024

  • @f-22r
    @f-22r Рік тому +10

    People need to be told that there is something you get from books that you can't get from watching a screen.

    • @mouthymicah84
      @mouthymicah84 Рік тому

      Hell, what about reading a book off of a screen...? What on Earth does physically turning a page do?

    • @f-22r
      @f-22r Рік тому

      @@mouthymicah84 it doesn't hurt your eyes like a screen. E-readers don't hurt your eyes either so it depends on whether you want to class them as screens or not. Technically they're a series of rotating magnetic beads.

  • @cathywestholt5324
    @cathywestholt5324 Рік тому +20

    We just need to divorce MTG and tell her she needs to go find another place to live.

    • @tammyjames6114
      @tammyjames6114 Рік тому +1

      Irreconcilable differences!

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 Рік тому +1

      Like her hubby who took the kids with him.

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk Рік тому +9

    As a writer, teacher, and librarian, the last segment killed me. I'm listening to an audiobook and reading another. I'm usually reading multiple books at one time. Reading creates empathy, which enhances listening and critical thinking skills. This country needs it.

  • @robertt9342
    @robertt9342 Рік тому +47

    MTG: support our police officers
    The same person that turned on the capital police.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Рік тому

      “Only support our police when they’re assaulting unarmed black folks”

    • @shirairyu9806
      @shirairyu9806 Рік тому +1

      MTG gave the order to capitol police to stand down, remove barricades, & wave in protesters? Pretty sure it's on record that was Peosi.

  • @Miss.C.
    @Miss.C. Рік тому +110

    MTG is a beastly looking thing. I bet her kids and husband are finally able to enjoy quiet time.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Рік тому +23

      When I see Marjorie Trailer Queen, I feel like I'm getting a glimpse of how the Neanderthals lived.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Рік тому +5

      @@jackderipper2233 marjoroids?

    • @honpot2016
      @honpot2016 Рік тому +17

      and her voice! how much can you stand?

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Рік тому +13

      @@jackderipper2233 I like to call her Marge Traitor Greed 😁

    • @Clem.H.Fandango
      @Clem.H.Fandango Рік тому

      Seen her toes? Apparently, her dad had a thing for sloths.

  • @gooddaysahead1
    @gooddaysahead1 Рік тому +7

    Here's what conservative columnist William Crystal said about cpac:
    "What a roster at CPAC! Perhaps the most extraordinary collection of grifters, gropers, conspiracists, and apologists for authoritarianism that has ever been gathered together in one place, with the possible exception of when Benito Mussolini dined alone."

  • @christinawadsworth501
    @christinawadsworth501 Рік тому +19

    she's freaking out over her personal divorce. Unpaid leave until she goes to therapy and works it out with herself

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary Рік тому +3

    A cardboard tomb for your seventh birthday bash! Wow, these folks know how to party!

    • @eriklarsen3363
      @eriklarsen3363 Рік тому

      You never watched The Addams Family?

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary Рік тому

      @@eriklarsen3363 The Addamses would have had a real tomb, not some cardboard imitation.

  • @maggiem.5904
    @maggiem.5904 Рік тому +3

    Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana actually is pretty funny!

  • @clarafedde8674
    @clarafedde8674 Рік тому +36

    "He will destroy us, and we will deserve it".

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Рік тому

      And now Marjorie Traitor Greene is trying her hand at trashing the country... can we get her deported to Antarctica?

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Рік тому +3

      Miss Lindsey 👸

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l Рік тому +129

    One word, don't do drugs. You don't wanna be like Donny Jr. Lol

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Рік тому

      It's amazing that he's oblivious to how stupid he looks and sounds

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Рік тому +13

      Sniff sniff...watchu talkin about...sniff sniff.

    • @Thedarcyboys
      @Thedarcyboys Рік тому +1

      Or Hunter Biden

    • @franks2394
      @franks2394 Рік тому +6

      *completely ignores Hunter*

    • @Thedarcyboys
      @Thedarcyboys Рік тому +1

      @@franks2394 Only Libtards watch Jimmy kimmel lol

  • @freetolook3727
    @freetolook3727 Рік тому +17

    National Divorce:
    Yeah, they tried that about 160 years ago and we all know how that worked out.
    I thought we had settled that.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Рік тому

      Nope, the south never got over it. Shockingly, 8 years of reconstruction wasn’t enough to heal from 400 years of slavery…

  • @phoenixfive4091
    @phoenixfive4091 Рік тому +4

    “And what happened in that book?”
    “Yeah” 😂😂

  • @sallyphillips9175
    @sallyphillips9175 Рік тому +37

    Does MTG not realize she lives in a blue state?

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +4

      They voted her into office

    • @GoGreen1977
      @GoGreen1977 Рік тому

      Georgia is, at best, purple. The state is run by Republicans.

    • @normanacree1635
      @normanacree1635 Рік тому +14

      I don't think she has any idea what state she is in. Seems like she is in a comatose state.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Рік тому

      While I wish MTG was comatose, her mouth is still flapping.

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Рік тому +5

      @@danmcgriff1421 Her district is deep red.

  • @jamesp8459
    @jamesp8459 Рік тому +507

    Right, support your police officers, you did a real good job supporting them on Jan 6th and MTG was one of the only 21 Congressmen to oppose awarding medals to the police that fought so courageously to make sure we still had a country.

    • @roxannejensen6065
      @roxannejensen6065 Рік тому +22

      you soon will see the truth about 6 Jan.

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Рік тому

      @@roxannejensen6065 We already know the truth, a bunch of facist tried to overthrow the government to soothe the tantruming Orange one's ego.

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 Рік тому

      @@roxannejensen6065oh will we?? Please do tell?? What did live coverage not tell us?? Effing delusional maga nut job

    • @karolrhodes7057
      @karolrhodes7057 Рік тому +31

      @@roxannejensen6065 I'll be on high alert!🤣🤣

    • @jonathannagela2130
      @jonathannagela2130 Рік тому +16

      that was les of an event than walmart on any weekend

  • @peterurbanski9495
    @peterurbanski9495 Рік тому +8

    The trump jr skit with the fruit ninja just about made me pee my pants!

  • @JS-eu1co
    @JS-eu1co Рік тому +5

    About the Roger joke. Jimmy sure was defensive when Roger mention the list.

  • @markogarcia2518
    @markogarcia2518 Рік тому +85

    Aaron Rogers wears a tin foil hat for wanting epsteins list? How to say you're on that list without saying you're on that list

    • @kevinlapalme9357
      @kevinlapalme9357 Рік тому +8

      Facts…I guess my hat is made of Tin as well…

    • @DocJerky
      @DocJerky Рік тому +12

      And these fans of his seem to be OK with it. Somebody should check their internet history.....

    • @gabeprice3333
      @gabeprice3333 Рік тому

      Ohh, you're one of those Pattern Noticers

    • @dr00andrew
      @dr00andrew Рік тому +11

      for real dude. i cant believe people actually think hes funny

    • @Viper54K
      @Viper54K Рік тому +10

      This was the comment i was looking for. Jimmy boy is defending the master chi-mo

  • @cheshirecat6518
    @cheshirecat6518 Рік тому +135

    Poor Marge is just mad nobody was there to help HER transition when SHE was young.😔

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Рік тому

      She's trying to look like Ivanka -- bleached hair, roots showing, parted down the center, tan -- but she can't pull it off.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Рік тому +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 Рік тому

      She obviously has access to all the Testosterone she needs.

    • @OfficerDva444
      @OfficerDva444 Рік тому +16

      She wanted to b a horse so bad =( ... or a Titan

    • @curthennig9448
      @curthennig9448 Рік тому +9

      @@OfficerDva444 She's on her way. She's always kicking.

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 Рік тому +2

    Hey, I’ve also read The History. Great book, it starts off with the community and then it gets into the world. That America is such a great writer.

  • @alanerickson3075
    @alanerickson3075 Рік тому +199

    We really need to protect our children from MTG.

    • @soldatheero
      @soldatheero Рік тому +1

      whats MTG?

    • @k.ferguson2982
      @k.ferguson2982 Рік тому +11

      @@soldatheero Mutants To Go.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

      Hey, remember Charlottesville? You know, that time when the president of the United States basically made a speech that was an impassioned defense of white nationalism/supremacy? Or that time he, instead of condemning the white nationalist group, the Proud Boys, (stupidest group name in the history of mankind, BTW), basically gave them their marching orders? Yeah... Can we not do this again? Please? I feel the need to remind us all that as much as we hate it, Donald Trump was our president. We have to acknowledge that so we never ever allow him or the likes of him to invade our political system again! If we don't learn from Donald Trump, we will repeat Donald Trump, or worse, Ron DeSantis. We better learn, people. We damn well better learn from this.

    • @jabbermocky4520
      @jabbermocky4520 Рік тому

      @@soldatheero Malignant Treasonous Gnome.

    • @E1987TO
      @E1987TO Рік тому +6

      What's with all the hate for Magic the Gathering?

  • @johnnythomas6723
    @johnnythomas6723 Рік тому +2

    It's about time they finally went after Santos. MTG needs to go over her "national divorce" ignorance. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 Рік тому +31

    MTG is a traitor...
    That's...
    Traitor.

  • @johnwinslow3776
    @johnwinslow3776 Рік тому +13

    MTG is the original Drag Queen complete with an Adams Apple

  • @barbaraslagel586
    @barbaraslagel586 Рік тому +8

    No book reading = no critical thinking and no empathy. Now I see how we got where we are. Terrifying.

    • @shirairyu9806
      @shirairyu9806 Рік тому +1

      Kimmel is ok with reading, as long as your not reading the Epstien flight logs.

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza Рік тому +219

    More people need to heckle MTG

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Рік тому +21

      Make it a new national pastime ...

    • @christopherloyd8938
      @christopherloyd8938 Рік тому +10

      Whatever restaurant she goes to is going to keep happening they don't even want an apology . it's just going to keep going like the Energizer Bunny she might as well move out this country🤔💯

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +9

      Whoever did it should be given the Medal of Freedom!

    • @KaiserBlade
      @KaiserBlade Рік тому +2

      Yes emulating MTG would be a good idea.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Рік тому +1

      Give ad good as she does!!!

  • @johnriccomi388
    @johnriccomi388 Рік тому +38

    Can I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a short chat with, Little Donnie Jr.?
    All I need is one room, one lock, five minutes.

  • @danozmatlan3467
    @danozmatlan3467 Рік тому +1

    Ignorant America! We have to laugh because it's so sad. Thanks Jimmy!

  • @PluribusProject
    @PluribusProject Рік тому +12

    God those street interrogations are brutal

  • @theodethomasa6358
    @theodethomasa6358 Рік тому +7

    If MTGaga wants a National Divorce, give her one all the way out of the country!

  • @travelcrazyguy9082
    @travelcrazyguy9082 Рік тому +2

    MTG thinks she is an institution and that's exactly where she should be put .

  • @barbaraarnstein179
    @barbaraarnstein179 Рік тому

    "Mar-a-Loudo", "The former Vice-Poodle"! Genius! The hits keep coming!

  • @margaretgray4170
    @margaretgray4170 Рік тому +175

    Greene needs to be accountable for her part in 1/6 Insurrection! Instead people reelected her back as a member of Congress!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому +11

      She ran unopposed after her followers threatened her opponant out of the race, for real.

    • @atasteofreality609
      @atasteofreality609 Рік тому

      😂🤣😂🤡 you haven’t been paying attention huh, 1/6 was a democrat driven circus

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому

      @@atasteofreality609 Really? All those known right wingers wearing ugly Trump merchandise on Jan 6?
      The rioters now in prison testified in court "It was the president who called us", thousands of hours of video material and texts PROVING it was Trump cultists?
      The Republicans before the Jan6 commitee CONFESSING it was trumps idea to stop the peaceful transfer of power in case he looses?
      All not true, huh?
      What's your prefered lie?
      They where really Antifa?
      No, no it was the FBI!
      Uhm no nno it was the capital police opening the door to the rioters, not what the whole world saw happening live on tv and Internet, Trump cultist breaking doors and windows, beating police officers (blue lives matter, my a$$)
      Most of all, and please think hard about it: WHY WOULD DEMS EVEN DO THAT? THEY WON THE ELECTION!!!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому

      @@atasteofreality609 Maybe you should stop watching Hoax "news" and get a dose of reality before you lecture others.

    • @p-mac5969
      @p-mac5969 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂 still falling for it huh? 🐑🐑🐑

  • @IDCWhatUThink
    @IDCWhatUThink Рік тому +12

    Geeze I wonder why MTG husband left her. I bet the kids left with him.

  • @Saltysailor83
    @Saltysailor83 Рік тому +2

    As a biker, I stand by George Santos!
    He invented Harley-Davidson!

  • @letmewatchmyshows
    @letmewatchmyshows Рік тому +8

    “Future former congressman” hahaha love it

  • @ebarteldes
    @ebarteldes Рік тому +14

    DJTJ is a joke

  • @k.ferguson2982
    @k.ferguson2982 Рік тому +14

    MTG's reality check just bounced.

  • @SirVic42
    @SirVic42 Рік тому +2

    Last book I read was the autobiography of George Santos titled "Winning Waterloo".

  • @gailpeck9748
    @gailpeck9748 Рік тому +8

    Supporting the police, coming from MTG' S mouth is priceless.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +24

    Nothing makes a pool party pop like the ever-present specter of death in cardboard form!

  • @alisawhite9804
    @alisawhite9804 Рік тому +119

    Hi, Jimmy! I just love your show! I have been suffering depression since my mother died. I look forward to your show because it gives me a dose of laughter! Thanks! ❤

    • @MsTMarie83
      @MsTMarie83 Рік тому +21

      Your not alone. Laughter is definitely the best medicine. Jimmy can make the most depressing political news funny.

    • @firewulf2000
      @firewulf2000 Рік тому +13

      Sorry for your loss but definitely get yourself to talk with a trained professional if you can. Can really make a world of difference! I know stuff is uncomfortable and you might not think twice about it but really helpful to get things off your chest with someone rather than by yourself. Keep ok keepin on :)

    • @bkm2797
      @bkm2797 Рік тому +11

      So sorry you're mom had to leave too soon, she is still very much alive and actually feeling great, so maybe try to talk with her, pretty sure she is trying to talk to you, most important know you will be together again, and that she doesn't want you to grieve, but to remember the good times. Wishing you the best.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Рік тому +14

      I understand how that feels, just lost my mom in December and I love Jimmy Kimmel, he helps me laugh in these insane times!

    • @walkerpaulp6526
      @walkerpaulp6526 Рік тому +3

      You serious?

  • @RanaBurr
    @RanaBurr Рік тому +3

    The last book I read was Strongmen by Ruth Ben-Ghiat and it was so terrifying that I am reading it again.

  • @darknightskys666
    @darknightskys666 Рік тому +2

    A national divorce? Conservatives hate paying taxes could you imagine a state being without the federal government how much state tax would be?

  • @hartshut
    @hartshut Рік тому +5

    What do you get when you cut funding for education? MTG!

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Рік тому +53

    I've got to show this segment to my mom. She's probably read 50 books since the year began.

    • @dougmacmillan1712
      @dougmacmillan1712 Рік тому +3

      There are three books on my night stand that I'm reading simultaneously.

    • @marywallace4086
      @marywallace4086 Рік тому +5

      @@dougmacmillan1712
      I do that with my Kindle. I've worn out two of them!

    • @blangille6407
      @blangille6407 Рік тому

      @@marywallace4086 I wore out my kobo and just read books on my phone with the kobo app. Just as good if not better. I think I fit in better now in public as people likely think I'm on tictok.

    • @retriever19golden55
      @retriever19golden55 Рік тому +1

      Pretty sad, isn't it? The American Literacy Project has reported that 52-54% of American citizens are functionally illiterate, reading at or below 8th grade level, and 4% are completely illiterate. It's appalling...just what Republicans have tried to achieve since Reagan. It must be reversed!

    • @sheilaregal2566
      @sheilaregal2566 Рік тому +1

      Your mom sounds like me. She's probably very nice, smart and, possibly, old.😊

  • @Lexington101
    @Lexington101 Рік тому +17

    I'd like to see them do the book thing in New York City.

    • @phunktified1
      @phunktified1 Рік тому

      ​@Matthew Lindsay If it's painful, you're definitely doing it wrong!

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars3869 Рік тому +6

    CPAC is a comedic relief! Those people are the jokes!

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Рік тому +67

    National Divorce - brought to you by the Family Values Party 😳

    • @joymattson8549
      @joymattson8549 Рік тому +3

      @Joe and The Ho Gotta Go plenty of people in that category of all races - you must not get out of yer holler in the hills much

    • @lovemylife1only
      @lovemylife1only Рік тому

      ​@@joeandthehogottago1671Marjorie, is that you little troll? Haha

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic Рік тому +38

    Great opening. I was hoping Jimmy would show a clip of Jamie Raskin verbally tormenting Lauren Boebert today.

    • @MsTMarie83
      @MsTMarie83 Рік тому +17

      Raskin is a beast! Especially considering all he has been thru the past few years..
      His son took his own life just days before his incredible job leading frump45 impeachment for jan6th.
      Raskin is a truly honorable person, wish more Americans knew who he was & paid attn to which politicians are actually trying to help our country

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +9

      Raskin has been seriously on top of his game lately. It's a pleasure to watch.

    • @casjean8904
      @casjean8904 Рік тому +3

      @@MsTMarie83 i was lucky to see and hear him speak in my town last year!

  • @glendagraves1637
    @glendagraves1637 Рік тому +2

    Bless her husband. He got out!

  • @MADguitar
    @MADguitar Рік тому +2

    We need a prenuptial agreement for sure with the divorce. Cali and New York make all the money for the country..

  • @Ari-pw6nu
    @Ari-pw6nu Рік тому +97

    So many are missing CPAC because they are on the cusp of being indicted.

    • @gregraj
      @gregraj Рік тому +3

      This is an underrated comment right here! Great point Ari ...!! 😄

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo Рік тому

      @@gregraj So many are missing CPAC because they died of COVID ☠💀☠

  • @silvermainecoons3269
    @silvermainecoons3269 Рік тому +7

    They killed it with the Don Jr. clip and the Biden ad, but the ending depressed me. People really don’t read anymore? 😢

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube Рік тому +1

      Maybe it's the pandemic? I used to like reading science fiction novels, but since the pandemic started, I've stopped. I've picked up the same William Gibson novel a few times then put it down again. It's less fun reading about dystopian futures when you're already living in one.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Рік тому +1

      I’m a non stop reader and the library apps have made it even easier for me! I have a 2 year old who still nurses and for the last 2 years I’ve gotten so much reading done on my phone while I nurse him. It’s great!! I can’t speak to others, I’m always sad people don’t read more. It’s my favorite thing.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Рік тому +1

      @@TooSlowTubekind of in the same vein, have you checked out Octavia Butler’s sci fi books? Highly recommend. “KINDRED” is a time travel history novel, and FLEDGLING is about vampires… but a totally different take on them. Both excellent and a bit off the beaten path!

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube Рік тому

      @@edvh88 I haven't, no. Thanks for the recommendations.

  • @parkiwi4787
    @parkiwi4787 Рік тому +14

    Not being American I know six pac. Is CPAC an abbreviation for crap pac?

  • @bobwilliamson9562
    @bobwilliamson9562 Рік тому +222

    Trump for PRISON 2023

    • @Thedarcyboys
      @Thedarcyboys Рік тому +4

      Trump is a G

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Рік тому

      @@Thedarcyboys Yup...A God damn traitor!!!

    • @alikikiza
      @alikikiza Рік тому +19

      ​@@ThedarcyboysG is for grifter.

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Рік тому +2

      Congratulations on beating the other guy that posts this every chance he gets, every day

    • @tonyhawk1184
      @tonyhawk1184 Рік тому

      Trump is a PAB coward

  • @loriallenbaugh35
    @loriallenbaugh35 Рік тому +9

    I love to read. The last several years I've had difficulty focusing to read. I think stress and over stimulation have much to do with it. I've found audiobooks to be a savior. I receive the full text and story as well as some theatrical emphasis from the reader. It allows me to listen while I cook, do chores and especially on long quiet drives. It can also relax me at bedtime. The only problem is that when someone asks the name of the book I forget because it's not in front of me every time I engage. I remember the stories though.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Рік тому

      Yeah, I used to be a voracious reader but suffering from major depression has made it very difficult to concentrate and sapped the joy out of it. These days it’s just too much mental effort. Curse you, depression. 😔

    • @loriallenbaugh35
      @loriallenbaugh35 Рік тому

      @@clothilde1623 I'm so sorry that has been taken from you. Please try the audiobooks. They have helped me greatly. If you enjoy historical fiction I recently listened to one called "The giver of Stars". It was very uplifting and empowering for Women. The historical aspect was really interesting. What ever you enjoy that can distract from negative thoughts and hopefully give you some encouragement. I'll be thinking about you! 💖📖📚

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Рік тому

      @@loriallenbaugh35 Thank you Lori, what an absolute sweetheart you are. Your kindness and consideration are much appreciated (a rare thing online!). I adore history so I will definitely check that out; thank you for the recommendation. To return the favour, the last book I managed to finish was called Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters. It’s set in Victorian Britain and is a twisty cracker - as evidenced by the fact I actually read it all!
      I hope you can get back to reading more too. Getting into in a good book is such a pure pleasure, and it’s horrible to be robbed of that. Stress and depression go hand-in-hand and they definitely impacts one’s ability to concentrate and invest, so I truly empathise. Thank you for thinking of me, and I will think of you too. Much love from Scotland, UK 😘
      PS. Your cat is adorable 🥰 I have two crazy labradoodles and they are the source of all my joy.

  • @barbaragalliera9846
    @barbaragalliera9846 Рік тому +1

    Sr John Kennedy I’m peeing my pants. Laughed so hard I fell off the couch

  • @markz9190
    @markz9190 Рік тому +3

    Jimmy...The List...Jimmy...Naughty Naughty

  • @roguewolf7053
    @roguewolf7053 Рік тому +13

    The fact that people can’t even answer what the last thing they read…not a book but anything…explains so much.😒 I know so many people who never read another book after high school! People *barely* read social media posts fully with many who complain if a post/comment in more than 4 lines long & yet take the time to comment about it being too long & that they refuse to read it.
    The fact people flat out refuse to even fully read articles before reposting them…much less fact check or actually research a topic…is *WHY* misinformation spreads so easily! It’s also a big part of how the MAGA party can so easily keep many of their supporter believing all of their lies/conspiracies! People who like/trust the MAGA party leaders simply believe anything they say & don’t do their own research outside of social media posts/videos by others who also believe! But that also now goes for many Democrat voters too.
    Hell…even the majority of congress members don’t fully read the bills they vote on!! Adult literacy rates & comprehension levels have been dropping alarmingly for years. Which is great for the government bc the more ignorant & divided a nation is the easier it is for the government to control the people & for those individuals in government to get away with doing whatever they want. 😕😒

    • @roryschweinfurter4111
      @roryschweinfurter4111 Рік тому +1

      Who else remembers when George Carlin warned us about this happening

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому +1

      Hey! Tru content..but it was too long! :( Just kidding :)

    • @roguewolf7053
      @roguewolf7053 Рік тому

      @@roryschweinfurter4111 Yep. There have been many people who warned us about this. Which the fact parents, politicians & others are trying & far too often succeeding in having books banned not only in K-12th libraries but in colleges & even public libraries! Banning most of the targeted books in K-12th is horrible…but getting them banned in college & public libraries should be illegal. Bc college students are adults & MANY college students are paying their own tuition! And public libraries are for *everyone*! Thus no one group or politician should be allowed to dictate what books adults can read or what books parents allow their kids to read! If such insanity is allowed to continue it will only lower the literacy rate & number of adults who read further. 😕
      Ironic that the party whose most extreme members constantly scream about individual freedom is also the party who keeps continually trying & succeeding in restricting people’s freedoms…& even rights.😒🙄

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +904

    To those of you who thought George Santos is done: you don't know how resilient a cockroach can be.

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 Рік тому +1

    I'm a Senator Kennedy fan! Get him on your show!!!

  • @seekeroftruth6728
    @seekeroftruth6728 Рік тому +1

    The last book I read was 'The Founding Myth' by constitutional attorney Andrew Seidel. It was excellent. Highly recommend.

  • @bobbyp7403
    @bobbyp7403 Рік тому +18

    I was eating at Applebee's with my family and Marjorie Taylor Green attacked us

    • @EJWash57
      @EJWash57 Рік тому +7

      Did she fling a peach tree dish at you?

    • @loisrichard1099
      @loisrichard1099 Рік тому

      That's ok, she is allowed to attack if she chooses .You are not allowed to attack

  • @michelebenedosso3899
    @michelebenedosso3899 Рік тому +2

    I’m a retired reading teacher here (37+ years)…I’m mortified 😳 and saddened 🥲🥲

  • @Alacritous
    @Alacritous Рік тому +20

    Don't you remember when Trump pretended to be his own publicist named John Barron for a while there?

    • @Marktwcable
      @Marktwcable Рік тому +2

      Sure Hillary

    • @aw6841
      @aw6841 Рік тому

      Cope Mark, and ho find the video material, it’s out there

    • @Marktwcable
      @Marktwcable Рік тому

      @@aw6841 Cope AW and go check on Biden he's corrupt as hell and doesn't know what day it is

  • @deborahellett9927
    @deborahellett9927 Рік тому

    It will fall on the deaf ears of DeSantis. Like trump, he feels he's untouchable and brilliant. 🤬

  • @JunkerOnDrums
    @JunkerOnDrums Рік тому +2

    The last 3 books I have read:
    Alexander Solzhenitsyn "The Gulag Archipelago", Erich Maria Remarque "All Quiet on the Western Front", John Fante: "Ask the Dust".
    Best regards from Denmark, where some of us read books :D

  • @vinceedwards3978
    @vinceedwards3978 Рік тому +11

    Oh geez, that book bit really makes me worried for our future!!!

  • @nas10iris
    @nas10iris Рік тому +14

    This explains so much of what I see in my classroom. Kids hate to read. Why? Because they learn it from their parents. So sad. People - read a book, especially in front of your children. They see everything you do, may as well make them good examples!!!

    • @InvisionHopeHealthyLiving
      @InvisionHopeHealthyLiving Рік тому +1

      I totally agree with you. Thanks for your great advice because it resonates with me. I used to make videos on books I read or those my children read. Sadly, only a few people are reading these days, and someone asked me to change my content. Your message encourages me to continue. Some books I am reading this month include Red shoes by Ebony Glenn, Freedom by Jaycee Dugard, The Woman Next Door by Yewande Omotoso, Martin va a l'Ecole by David Melling, and Bright Brown Baby by Andrea Davis Pinkney.

    • @nas10iris
      @nas10iris Рік тому

      @@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving wow 5 in one month? That’s awesome! Im stuck on The Song of Achilles & Imaginary Friend but only because im back in college. Every moment I get, though, I’m reading. I carry my books everywhere!!!
      You sound like an awesome parent 👍🏽

  • @patriciarutt1637
    @patriciarutt1637 Рік тому +17

    This was so funny! Thanks for making us aware of this character!

  • @jimough2441
    @jimough2441 Рік тому +1

    The ONLY good thing about this meeting is that we can now laugh at them.

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Рік тому +253

    I love that mtgs call for a national divorce includes "they can get abortions even though I don't agree with it". If she's fine with that concept, we could have that now without a national divorce. That's ALL we've been calling for. Let people do it even if YOU don't personally agree with it. Let the people who do be able to get one, and the ones who don't can choose not to. She's stated being fine with that concept.

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Рік тому +14

      It's funny coz that's how it use to be!

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Рік тому +1

      Lol; she’s too trashy for trash…

    • @jeffhinman7570
      @jeffhinman7570 Рік тому +15

      She said "they can transition their children if they want".

    • @KOOLBadger
      @KOOLBadger Рік тому +8

      And like I care if she approves..😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lesgentileberg
      @lesgentileberg Рік тому +1

      Leftists have no solutions in Super blue state...Bums, angry black people destroying themselves, massive debt....did i mention bums defecatin in the streets. That is progress? BW HA AHA HA H

  • @maureenpeterson2
    @maureenpeterson2 Рік тому +167

    It’s hardly surprising people like MTG gets elected when people don’t read books anymore- how can you not read!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +12

      I'm completely blind, and I love audiobooks to the moon and back!

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Рік тому +5

      Books are a wonderful escape...

    • @maureenpeterson2
      @maureenpeterson2 Рік тому +3

      @@jeangillespie1173 I couldn’t imagine not reading - you,always learn something- I love books - America has the best book shops.

    • @anneteefah4857
      @anneteefah4857 Рік тому

      MTG loves the uneducated as much as epsteins wingman does.

    • @aidanjones8288
      @aidanjones8288 Рік тому

      I love books too. I haven’t read any recently mainly because I read a lot for my college classes, and it’s hard to find the time outside of that.

  • @chasealy1452
    @chasealy1452 Рік тому +1

    When one brings a donkey to a castle, the donkey does not become the king. The castle becomes a stable for the donkey.

  • @marykinnick3865
    @marykinnick3865 Рік тому +1

    The last book I read was "The Stones of Summer" by Dow Mossman! Good book and this is the second time I read it...

  • @noah-cv7pn
    @noah-cv7pn Рік тому +95

    PRESIDENT BIDEN IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO USA!
    THEY MAY MAKE FUN OF HIM BUT HES A BADASS AND PROBABLY SAVED MILLIONS OF AMERICANS LIVES

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 Рік тому

      LOL, you need to lay off that Hunter crackpipe.

    • @wanakone33
      @wanakone33 Рік тому +6

      The speech he did in Virginia, saying that Magatlover Traitor Goober is amazing.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +3

      Sarcasm I couldn't have said it better

    • @entrim
      @entrim Рік тому

      Everything is so much better under Biden. Hail biden

    • @kabtq9s119
      @kabtq9s119 Рік тому +1

      No he's not lol. He's just "not Trump" which is amazing in itself but a very low bar for the US presidency.

  • @hanschristopherson8056
    @hanschristopherson8056 Рік тому +29

    That Kennedy bit literally sounded like an snl parody 💀

  • @rodriguezmarina5156
    @rodriguezmarina5156 Рік тому +35

    John Kennedy looks how I imagine Grandma Munster 😹

    • @roxannejensen6065
      @roxannejensen6065 Рік тому +1

      Every person has a right of free speech. But not everyone gets the privilege of psychological abuse. Congrats.

    • @patevans3709
      @patevans3709 Рік тому +3

      Ted Cruz is Grandpa Munster--complete with his mutton chops!

    • @virginiabalch6274
      @virginiabalch6274 Рік тому +3

      Kennedy reminds me of that character Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Both are golly gee shysters.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂🎉

    • @rodriguezmarina5156
      @rodriguezmarina5156 Рік тому

      @@roxannejensen6065 ☺️ thank you!

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 Рік тому +1

    "What's the last book you read" is not a question you should ask in a state where books are banned.

  • @Todd.B
    @Todd.B Рік тому +18

    Give her a trial separation, cut off all gov money to red states for a month, see how fast their time changes

    • @casjean8904
      @casjean8904 Рік тому

      cut off all fed money. pull out military bases and close them. anything fed government gets taken away funding for roads and schools etc. and health care too.

  • @infoblack4455
    @infoblack4455 Рік тому +37

    The Don Jr Fruit Ninja bit is so effin' hilarious! Comedy gold!

  • @SupportTheLittleGuy
    @SupportTheLittleGuy Рік тому +3

    This guy can’t keep trumps name out his mouth straight up

  • @barbaragalliera9846
    @barbaragalliera9846 Рік тому +8

    Jimmy this entire show is the BEST EVER. Great show can’t stop laughing

  • @slinkydragon11
    @slinkydragon11 Рік тому +14

    As far as I'm concerned, if MTG doesn't like The UNITED States of America then she can move to RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!😆

  • @chameleon47
    @chameleon47 Рік тому +14

    OMG the Ninja Fruit! 🤣 Brilliant!

  • @dennisp3314
    @dennisp3314 Рік тому +1

    The "Have you read a book ? " bit ... Wow !