Trump Emerges for Crazy Self-Love Fest at CPAC
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2024
- Jimmy talks about the mysterious creature known as Donald Trump returning to the stage for CPAC this weekend to talk about Biden’s first month in office and tease a potential 2024 run, the crazy merchandise sold for the event, all the laughs everyone there had, newscasters once again can’t believe that we’ve started a new month, Jodie Foster thanking Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers in her Golden Globes acceptance speech, Cousin Sal winning his first award, the end of Black History Month, and we give “The Bachelor: Women Tell All” the toddler treatment.
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The way that woman disrespected the national anthem was out of this world 😳😳😳😳
It is a pretty awful tune though, isn't it? There's very few anthems that are actually pleasant to listen to.
Now before Americans call for my hanging, in Australia, where I'm from, our anthem is fair game to be dissed ( and we do, frequently).They are just little ditties, not sacred scrolls from The Gods
She made Roseanne's version seem outstanding.
@@triarb5790 you Aussies are something! That clip where your PM is told to get off the lawn. Priceless!
That's what happens when you don't hire a professional...
That's what happens when you don't hire a professional.
As a Canadian I've heard "Canadian Dream" but it's more about freedoms and health than simply wealth.
I know, right eh?
our dream in Canada is that the US wakes from its NIGHTMARE of republican ranting idiots, comes back to the living and out of your fantasy,.Your not #1 anymore in anything but arms sales, and hate mongering.
Here to say that Canadians also have dreams however they are not the nightmares that the GOP think are normal. Thank God.
thank you! money isnt everthing
@@jameshansen7958 most of us know wer're not #1 lol
That singer was a great representation of the self delusion she shares with ol Don.
Yeah you are right dear, hello how are you.?
@@jeremyleerenner5603 lol you say that to everyone. 12 different people.
@@kit2130 yes dear only people that gives a good comment, okay?
So how are you and where are you from.?
In honor of Francis Scott Key, she sang the Star Spangled Banner in as many _keys_ as possible. lolol
She couldn't find the key
Honey pick a key please!!
Jimmy Kimmel helped me laugh so much this past year since the pandemic broke and I couldn't thank him enough!
To Kimmel or not to Kimmel, isn't a question. Its a duty.
I just find Kimmel naturally funny.
Yes, thank you so much.
Couldn’t agree more. I actually watch him more now than before
Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣
That's got to be some politician's daughter. Surely they wouldn't have paid someone for that?
They held a contest and she was their best.
And remember trump and republicans don't pay for anything!!!!!!
Politician’s daughter AND they paid her. We all know that both those facts are true, sadly. Please, someone leak how much she got paid.
I hear she is a great singer but she ran into Ted Cruz face to face just before she went on - that would rattle anyone off their game :-)
Hello Rosie
That woman who “tried” to sing the anthem should never sing again
It's not like they couldn't have found a black female Republican who could sing, rather they didn't want to piss off the proud boys. And, you know their stance against affirmative action.
@@emiynu 😂😂 so true
She was looking around waiting for the resounding round of applause at "free" which audiences usually give, but she never got it. hahaha
@@asdfjkl7430 how far the Republican Party has fallen 😂😂
For real!!
She wasn't off key. There is no key that she was in. She just can't sing.
Actually she went through about 5 different keys. I can say that because I am a musician.
U know it’s bad when I know I can do better 🤣
@@angelofiligenzi4622 ...because non-musicians cannot possibly have any basic knowledge of music.
@@TravisTerrell that’s not what he meant.
She missed the actual melody by about 100 miles.
Forget kneeling during the anthem, cover your ears and run for your life!
Exactly! Wow. Flat... sharp... completely off key. Lol
@@donnafletcher5589 she went through like 10 different keys it’s crazy.
The one who sang the anthem was so annoying i had to turn the volume down
@@natassiarodriguez7420 It was actually embarrassing. I felt embarrassed FOR her. Uncomfortable to watch and hear.
@@natassiarodriguez7420 And everything in between
Criminals should have to be forced to listen to that woman sing in order to get a confession out of them.
Honey those criminals will confess to crimes they haven't even committed. That was atrocious!
That "March first, can you believe it?!" to "Hard to believe!" transition was amazing.
Jimmy Kimmel is always hilarious. He keeps me laughing no matter what the issues are.
Don't you just love it when someone who's tone deaf tries to make up for their lack of being in the right key by adding volume. XD
I thought she would pass out😂
Unfortunately she did not.
Fack that was bad....
The girl singing the national anthem in 5 different keys really shouldn’t.
Yeah I dont even sing but i play an instrument and i was like that's not how u sing it
That would have confused even Schoenberg.
@@professorpancakes6545 Sounded like it was arranged by him. Or Stockhausen.
hahahaha....it was hard to listen to, but funny. One of her "friends" should tell her she sucks, lol. If I sound like that when I'm singing, I sure would hope my buds told me.....really funny comment @Mark Klein
She's deaf
"We're the only country that has a dream" - In Britain we don't have a dream... BECAUSE WE'RE AWAKE!
@JC Denton Indeed it is, although not as bad as the US.... that's obvious to someone who's awake!.. LOL! Don't take youtube comments too seriously, it was supposed to be funny, not a political commentary.... I know Jimmy Kimmel seems more like News than Comedy lately, but this is still a comedy channel... I assume. ;p
The archangel democrat thats going to fix the World was not going to fix it if trump got back in office. Toooooo much financial damage caused by Trump.
@@habibahahmad9632 Clueless you are.
@@JamesLewis Sorry but our ancestors must be turning in their graves at how the the UK into an apologetic and pathetic shell of its former self. You are right. No one in the UK dreams because the government won’t let you dream. So wring your hands and gnash your teeth about the ills of another country that allows its citizens (not subjects) to dream.
@@BulletsandButtons Remind me again how those dreamers are doing.. :p
Guillermo’s laugh is super infectious!!
"He's never going to love you Eric!" These jokes never get old. Never!
And u never know when Jimmy ❤️ 🌹 is ad-libbing or doing script. He just that DAMM GOOD!!;
That anthem just hightlighted the whole thing... Tone Deaf
Mcdonalds And Golf Again
we are rounding the corner on covid
True!
😂😂singer needs refund from music teacher
It was AWFUL just totally AWFUL.
Who ever told her that she can sing, lied to her.
@@yvaniannucci1143 they also told her she was a great American Patriot hahaha
I love the seemingly random key changes that young lady inserts into her version. That took real talent, genius really. Jim Hendrix step aside.
Trump sees his life as a one long TV programme.Applause and adoration is what he craves.
Stop putting him on tv and don't even say his name he should be in jail
💯
Hollywood, I'm agree with you 😙
Jim crow joe just bomb 💣 a country, why don't you talk about that
@@andre03201 i dont see you complaining about how donald trump also bombed syria
@@br1cktops265 or tried to start a war with Iran a week before his presidency ended.
Even after the last flush, the turd is still circling the bowl!
Gross, but accurate.
I know I can't believe kimmell still has a show at this point
💩🎃💩🎃💩
These ppl are such a joke. Cruz makes a joke about how he recently went to Cancun abandoning his state during a crisis and they laugh and cheer.
They be brain dead poor fools
Remember that time Biden was playing Mario Cart with his Niece when ppl died of Covid? that was awesome!!!
@@DAVEnLYNNquenby 🤡
@@RoxxyKaosGG 🤡
@@DAVEnLYNNquenby always the whataboutism we're playing distraction now ? ok squirrel !
Parents and family don’t love you when they aren’t honest with you. How could someone let their child embarrass themselves like that 🤦🏻♀️ I feel bad for the girl who sung the National anthem
People think holding a long note constitutes singing ability.
I feel sorry for anyone who had to listen to her.
I think that every dog in Florida was barking, when they heard that Anthem!
I burst into laughter reading your comment 😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn that's a good
My favorite part was when she dragged out that note waiting for the applauds and it never came 💀💀💀
Omg so true what an embarrassment 😆
This epic Jimmy! You the man.
As a Swede, I am absolutely chocked that you can vote, without showing a valid picture ID.
Actually, ALL Europeans are laughing at any country that claims that it has "fair elections" and "no fraud", while not having to show an ID when voting.
- Do you Americans realise how silly that makes you look?
Reagan may have never heard "we love you" chants, but guys like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and David Koresh did.
Good point
Maybe Regan didn't hear I love you bc he doesn't love or support KKK Proud Boys or White Supremacy.
@@donnab7666 depends on who you ask for that last bit
And Kim Jung Ill, Saddam Hussein, and Idi Amin.
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She was singing the anthem in the note of Q
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you know is scary that we laugh at him but his craziness may bring a dark future for the country...
"Do you believe it's March already?" Jeez, I hope they find intelligence on Mars!
I'm never surprised when it's March. Because as far as I know🤔 it has always followed the end of Feb. 😉😃
When nobody that can carry a tune wants to sing at your party.
She needed a bucket to carry the tune. Gawdawful. Just-damn, Sam.
That's me. I'm very enthusiastic but the delivery... ehrm, a couple of rounds of shots are needed first.
The fact that almost no musical artists were willing to play for Trump, was one of those heartening glimpses during those years, that a real world might still exist.
Eh. I'd let 'em. I'm to awkward to say no.
My 8 year old daughter was sitting across the room doing her homework when that Anthem singer came on. She thought I was watching American Idol auditions and said "why are you listening to that? shes never getting the golden ticket"
백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!
Pickle she likes pickles
Your 8yr old
“If Reagan so smart, why come he dead?” -Trump
People know not anything. Reagan so very not smart. LOL good quote man.
We will all be dead one day. None of us are smart. We won't escape!
Actually the way that anthem was sung gave the pitch and the spirit of the whole event. No kidding folks.
That was the most god-awful slaughter of the national anthem I've ever heard and I'm 71 and spent 25 years in the concert music business.
Wrong, Fergie...Have a Beautiful day!!!
@xDarkxArenx have you ever been to a concert or public event? If so you should probably have kept your comment to yourself.
I hope she wasn't paid for singing the national anthem.
@Michael Hawley are you a Trumpuppet?
@@denisgagnon6604 Free country.
My cat literally ran out of the room when she started singing 🤣
Poor cat. Dogs probably started howling also😂😂😂😂
My dog kept cocking his head from side to side and then started howling
Oh what it is to have a literary cat!
That was some horrendous "singing."
MY cat ran IN TO THE room when she heard that disgusting rendition.
Why?
Because she wanted to see the thing singing worse than what she could do.
WHO are all THESE PEOPLE THAT KEEP GIVING HIM THESE STATISTICS AND RUMP DIDN'T BEAT THEM THE FIRST TIME!!!
The frozen horror on my face with that National "Anthem" I never thought necessary, or possible.
just when i thought ahh maybe things will get better . what America needs is another hockey gold medal . I told ev1 politics is the gong show . just like his presidency she should have been gonged right from the start
I thought it was fake. As though it is just too bad to be real. Then I remember more trump debacle and realize it probably real. Gross.
Rudy!!!! Where is our Rudy??? The circus show is not crazy enough!
Yes, he has been quite lately. I guess trying to out run those Process Server for a week will do that to you. LOL
Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣
🤔😵👍💗🇺🇸🙏
They're in bad terms now. Trump refused to pay his legal fees. Lol.
He ran out of hair dye
My God Trump loves to hear himself talk. Repeating all his greatest hits while the seals clap and cheer.
These cultists need serious deprogramming.
I'm afraid some of them are too far gone.. not even the most intensive psycho-therapy would have any effect.
Ark! Ark!
Salient point. Climate change has seal populations in decline. 🤣
Yes...soon Trump will tell them to eat babies. 😣
It's not our God Frankie- it"s Satan.
"The draft-dodger who can't open his own Cokes is talking about courage"
That was Clinton not Trump. Look it up.
@@darin3683 We did. Trump dodged the draft not just once, but 4 times. Coward in Chief.
@@berrios181 please send link
@@berrios181 actually it was 5 times once for bad feet an 4 for being in college. It was called deferment far from dodging and our current BRAIN DEAD President also had five deferments you should read up on his reasons for getting out of the draft. Just curious have you have you served in the military?
@JC Denton r u talking to me, if so no i was not against it besides i was born in 1965 and i am a retired Air Force MSgt and I'm currently Working in Kuwait for the U.S. military. My whole life has been dedicated to my Country unlike some.
I've already moved from the U.S.A. I invite all sane people to join me in New Zealand...a beautiful land full of sane people.
We don't need Americans here, thanks.
Native American here. Nip it in the bud.
@@peggypennington3270 Amen.
I'm English and realistic. New Zealand looks like a good place. Yanks, get a viewing of "The Worlds Fastest Indian". It is a portrayal of the "MAGA" that Fibberace lied to you about. Anthony Hopkins is THE MAN.
That poor girl singing, how could they send her out there like that.
That was no lady gaga.
🤕 Please let this end ....🚫🎵🎶🎵🎶🤓
she must be the greatest singer in the world, she`s from America :) The selfclaimed best country :) hehehehe
@@edwardwright5377 Oh yes, it was... Anybody attending this freak show was...
She was singing to republicans. They lied to themselves that she sounded beautiful. Those morons will believe anything.
That horrendous sonic butchering of the national anthem was perfectly on par with CPAC.
It goes with them butchering the constitution.
Who was she ? Poor thing. Needs to move on .
BOT.
What was flatter, her chest or her voice?
yes that why i said oufff
OMG best line of show... “The draft dodger who can’t open his own Diet Coke...” throwing shade😂🤣😂🤣
Jimmy's laugh at 12:15 just does it for me😂😂
The lady singing the national anthem her head really wasn't that big when she started singing, But it almost exploded when she tried to hit the high note.💢💣💥
The last place she sang was The Flat Earth Society.
@@johnnyguillotine1673 😂😂😂
Just awful
"Our great future first lady" Good God, this guy is nuts!
Oh, leave the singer alone... she was just singing the National Anthem in the seldom heard key of “h”.
Did you know that H is the German symbol for B flat? And that's unfair: she was B sharp as often as she was B flat!
I think it was more like the key of “all”, lol
Guillermo - you're laughter makes my day. It is excellent. Jimmy's cool too.
OMG. That woman was SUCH a bad singer.
Was that real footage? They thought she could sing? oh my!
It actually made me laugh.
GOP has no taste- money, but no taste or clue on things.
백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!
Hello Tamara
Democrats get Lady Gaga to sing the anthem, Republicans get Lady Gag Me.
💯👍😁
There goes your invite to the next CPAC cancel culture comedy special! 🤣
Lady Maga
Lol
Good One!
You are awesome Mr. Jimmy Kimmel !!
That Anthem 😩😂 Not only HORRIBLE but her facial expressions. 😭😂 Of course it was at CPAC. They are soulless
Australia doesn’t need to dream, we live it instead, free dental, free health care for everyone and common sense with gun laws. Far from perfect but definitely better than dreamland.
nothing is free. it is paid for by your taxes
Free dental?
@@eltonmayo2027 yeah, and somehow people still survive??? How could this be?!?!?!?!?! 🙄
@@eltonmayo2027 Who do you think is paying for people without insurance and who do you think is paying for healthcare that costs twice as much as other countries?
Yeah, but you still visit American TV shows to get your laughs. Nothing good on Aussie TV? It's the American Dream baby!
Do you really expect people who wave the confederate flag, to know the national anthem???
백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!
Watching trump speak with subtitles is hilarious.
That’s one way to sing the anthem.
😅
The clip of the anthem explain exactly why the GOP is so... tone deaf.
OMG, you said it!!
Yeah that was terribly hard to watch..
@@donnamugford1245 👏
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣
You just need to put on some sun glasses as you say that! CSI style ;)
How can he run again? In his mind he was elected for two terms already, that's all you get.
He wants to be a four termer like FDR.
By all means let him run again. Never change a winning team!! Haha.
Let the lemmings run after their 'champion'. The (fake) golden boy! Wonderful stuff 😊
Kimmy’s fan boys in panic mode 😏🤣
@@acethayersr1586 no panic. Trumps a joke. They're destined to be the minority party by clinging to this failure of a president.
That Woman wasn't singing, she was just Yelling! ,💥
So glad I live in Canada. We don't need to dream, we already know we live in a great country. Thankfully the meth lab below our apartment seems to have cleared out. With any luck, the new tenant will be friendly with us again.
TRUMP WON. BIDEN CHEATED.
She sang in like 75 different keys 😭😭
I love how the audience groaned when Jimmy said the former guy's name haha !!!!!! More pearls of wisdom from Guillermo as per usual
They probably did that cause they're sick of Kimmel talking about him.
"Beat them for a third time"!??! When was the second time?!?!
Nov. 3rd 2020
It’s all about himself again.
That rendition of the anthem reflects the condition that America is currently in...
Right??
Isn't it just the _perfect_ symbol of what that party has become?
Tone deaf....and proud of it. Totally off key....and either unaware of it, or willing to pretend it isn't happening. Perfect metaphor. Convinced of superiority.....while being objectively the worst. It's almost like that anthem performance was an intentional bug in the software to clue us into the fact that this is in fact a simulation. It's almost too perfect....
Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣
@Ace Thayer Sr It’s hard to look away...Like a bad car crash!
@avedic ... And, their obsession with “We love America more than you do!” Nanny, nanny boo boo!
@@avedic You nailed it.
CPAC: where absolutely everybody can use the phrase “I’m with stupid”
Yeah they can wear it on t-shirts, they can have it tattooed on they're forehead's, they can have it on the back of they're pants, ect.
LOVE IT! TRUE! 💗🇺🇸🙏
Lmao!
TRUMP WON. BIDEN CHEATED
@@ethomas9947
HILLARY WON. TRUMP CHEATED.
Jimmy Monologues are always legendary
Oh that Anthem was painful to listen to...just godawful.
Drug does that to people.
I questioned whether or not the audio was manipulated via modulation. It was not. It's actually bad.
@@jyapp4489 So bad...
It's so bad i had to turn the video's volume down
My head hurts
Was Roseanne not available to sing the anthem?
Hahahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ha
😁😁
Yes
ahhh man I remember that! just as bad.
We really need to find a new scam for Ted Cruz. He sucks at being a Senator.
He is now Fled Cruz.
He saw his shadow , a cheese puff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG, my cat just leapt off the building out of shame.
That was priceless 💗
Lord Jesus, that's the worst rendition of the Anthem I have ever heard.
Awww. Roseanne Bar is going to be so hurt by that comment. 🤣😂🤣😂
I was thinking of Fergie at the NBA All Star Game myself.
Someone should tell her she can't sing before she gets on national TV and makes a fool of hers--- oh wait!
Good Lord! She made my dog howl with that FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the end.
@@MrJohnthefarmer how about Fergie
Did he really say "beat them for a 3rd time"?
Dang, can I get some of the drugs he's taking? What reality does he live in?
He came to feed the MAGARATS.
TRUMP WON. BIDEN CHEATED
Donald Trump lives in his own mind and thank God I am not there!
It really is unbelievable “beat them a third time” - he is so delusional.
get a clue cloonan. or should i say clueless
@@ethomas9947 good one dude!!
@JC Denton no he is - it was audited in all cases of allegations and challenged in 60 cases and all of them said the election was free and fair - you’re probably right though, I wouldn’t vote in the next election if I were you
@@clooneytuunes "dismissed for no standing" without hearing evidence doesn't mean no fraud existed! Wake up people !
@@ethomas9947 take my advice- I'm not using it
That whole event started off on the wrong note.
😂😂😂😂😂
literally
When republicans wake up in the morning they're on the wrong note.
Who told her she could sing ?? Roseanne did better than her lol
If you ever wished something had just disappeared forever down a hole....
The bachelor toddler voices are beyond funny. Thanks for that laugh.
Jimmy Kimmel is too funny! I love his monologs. He is spot on.
“It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”
George Carlin.
Oh how we miss you
Crazy how all the good presidents never got told they are the best. Simply because they knew it and didn’t need everyone else to know it.
I am a big fan of understatements....but trump is the complete opposite
There's a Bible verse about letting others praise you rather than you doing it. When you do it, it's called Bragging. And God doesn't look favorably on that.
@@lastjob2011 I don't think anything democrats do look favorably in God's eyes lol
Omg poor girl. Just like the early years of Idol auditions, too many loved ones kept saying that sound good.
Putting little kids voices in the bachelorettes, made them very entertaining and so funny 🤣.
OMG!! I missed that horrible rendition of the anthem and wish I could unhear it now.
And, yes, Trump is a train wreck and it is hard to turn away from such a tragedy.
That singing was more disrespectful to the National Anthem than kneeling could ever be!
You lot need to so what we liverpool fans do sit down and boo throughout our national anthem
He had to throw in one more nobody never really been knew that for the road
I certainly GOPeed myself watching this!
“When is wet, why you be in rain?” 😂
😆😅
I didn’t get the joke.
That am terrible idea! Here's too much money!
You're a republican?
@@lindadepauw4902 no
Linda... I have values and principles
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
What kind of God do you believe in
Your president can't even put a two word sentence together without the use of a teleprompter 🤷♂️
Trump couldnt even put 2 words togheter without a teleprompter...
And when he tryed he didnt make any sence...
I'm So glad Jimmy K was on the air this last 4 years. He told the truth about Golden Daiperman.
Ted "Cucaracha" Cruz... you guys nailed it
What a Shame but Those people don't care and will never care . Only care for themself . That matter to them only
Like we wont turn out in record numbers again to make sure he loses again 😏😆
And the pandemic will be over by then so all the efforts to suppress votes in southern states won't matter because we can safely vote in person.
Ikr!
You better 👍🤗
But they WILL try to cancel your vote in any way they can !
Stay vigilant America
Which red state do you want to flip this time? I'd like to go for Texas.
People in every state need to be alert and protect their rights: There are a whole bunch of bills in the works to limit early voting, require additional identification (one wants two forms of ID in order to allow an absentee ballot), and otherwise make voting difficult. If these efforts aren't stopped, then it may be impossible to turn out in record numbers.
Omg the singer for the national anthem 😂😂😂🤣 best ever 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
When the person started singing the national anthem I thought it was a joke skit from the show but it really was the actual thing.
Anyone that gets that hyped about a politician or a political party needs to cut back on the drugs.
Eric got his cardio in that day
Anyone who votes in a senile old man for president needs psychiatric help 🤣
@@mshaw6836 there's 4 yes between Trump an Biden both are old and senile haha
These are the people that need drugs. Heavy medication.
I have news for you: Trump IS the drug.