Asuelu Wants a Bigger Sausage, Ed Can't Last, Angela Traumatizes us ALL | The Last Resort Ep 4

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  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 Рік тому +1087

    Man, Ed and Liz was the epicenter of this cringequake of an episode. (Especially with that ‘babies’ joke) Asuelu’s circumcision story weirded me out for sure. I could feel Molly’s frustrations through the screen - her face said it all. And Jovi, come on, just a little effort in the romance department would go a long way with Yara. I don’t get what Yara saw in him to begin with!

    • @mythots
      @mythots  Рік тому +150

      YOU FORGOT ABOUT ANGELA. SHARE YOUR THOTS ABOUT ANGELA! 😭

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina Рік тому +4

      I agree

    • @NJItalianGal747
      @NJItalianGal747 Рік тому +45

      She saw green Card

    • @fredskull1618
      @fredskull1618 Рік тому +63

      @@mythots that Angela storyline was…something alright. I can’t decide if I was more grossed out or entertained. I mean, a Bluetooth-operated toy with Michael controlling it from afar? It was both cringeworthy and impossible to look away from! It’s one of those moments where you’re hiding behind your fingers but peeking through because you just have to see what happens next.

    • @karebear7764
      @karebear7764 Рік тому +23

      ​@@mythots NOOOOO, the nightmares I'll have tonight 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣

  • @KatiuskaWook
    @KatiuskaWook Рік тому +1608

    I would NEVER EVER feel bad for Ed 🙄

  • @kaylynvandermerwe
    @kaylynvandermerwe Рік тому +1127

    The fact that Yara would probably just get excited over some gas station flowers and Jovi can't even do the bare minimum is sad

    • @ARaebow
      @ARaebow Рік тому +126

      And wants another child 🙄

    • @mashakalinkina7207
      @mashakalinkina7207 Рік тому +110

      Im glad his mom seems to be backing Yara now, she seems to get Jovi is a dingus & is embarrassed by his cluelessness.

    • @shelbyj1433
      @shelbyj1433 Рік тому +110

      @@ARaebow he doesn't actually one another child. He wants yara to have another child for him so that she is cemented in her dependency on him. Yara already knows whats up which is why she went on birth control without telling him. He would totally try to baby trap her.

    • @monejohn9973
      @monejohn9973 Рік тому +76

      If I sacrificed my body to give my husband a baby and he made fun of it afterwards and made fun of her boobs. I would never give him a baby. Neverrrr especially because hes trying to force it on her.

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 Рік тому +41

      For real! She wasn’t saying she wants anything expensive. She is just wants emotional intimacy

  • @raebsen
    @raebsen Рік тому +1088

    I've got such an ick for Molly. She tears kelly down and picks his masculinity apart and that behavior is so toxic to be around. Kelly, to me, seems like he genuinely loved her and she looks like a grumpy toad sitting there.

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +141

      Right, she also has an obvious fetish for what authority figures? And feels more like Kelly was more so a stand in for that rather than someone she loved. I do not know all the details of their crazy drama but it was definetly crazytown

    • @speckled_egg
      @speckled_egg Рік тому +48

      9:45 a grumpy toad... hahaha too accurate

    • @Zombiemommie2000
      @Zombiemommie2000 Рік тому +85

      You can tell Molly is toxic just by how her daughter behaves who she raised single-handedly The way people children behave says a lot ab them fr like a lot of secret truths ab them.

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +42

      Amen. With the little Molly seems to have going for her, she should be more than willing to try to work it out w/ someone who seems to think she's worth the effort. Kelly appears to be a decent dude

    • @debbyvibbert3177
      @debbyvibbert3177 Рік тому +56

      He retires from police force and shame on him for wanting to relax. Selfish Molly demands what he does what she didn't want to do??? B please.

  • @tr0llinat0r59
    @tr0llinat0r59 Рік тому +468

    Liz wasn’t body shaming Ed. She wasn’t making fun of his body. She was saying he doesn’t have stamina. It just happens to be a side effect of being out of shape.

    • @ArnoldZiffle-jw2mv
      @ArnoldZiffle-jw2mv Рік тому

      Ed is so fat he can barely breathe - nobody says anything

    • @GorillaGlueGaming312
      @GorillaGlueGaming312 Рік тому +45

      Or being shaped like ed

    • @_SunscreenQueen_
      @_SunscreenQueen_ Рік тому +50

      Ed is his own damn shape😅

    • @jpcoqueran
      @jpcoqueran Рік тому +11

      ​@@_SunscreenQueen_lmao stooooooooop

    • @_SunscreenQueen_
      @_SunscreenQueen_ Рік тому +9

      @@jpcoqueran I just see a blob on sticks😅😅
      Look up pictures of him with long hair. I screamed shit was scary 😟

  • @kennakellon8852
    @kennakellon8852 Рік тому +444

    If you don’t have the time to be romantic in bed you don’t have the time for a second kid. That’s exactly what I would say.

    • @charmleneboni
      @charmleneboni Рік тому +17

      amen!

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +35

      Right, and it again boils down to Jovie not wanting to find a career or job better suited for his family. But dude is a strip club addticed drunkard who new best friend is Angela. Do we expect much from him now and not think Yara should just dump him like she was obviously planning to? And I feel bad for his mom and family who probably love Myla but honestly Yara should high tail it back to Europe. Let rophecy he created imo.

    • @mika43889
      @mika43889 Рік тому +12

      Fr! He’s either out of town working or drinking at the strip club when he is home.

    • @EzraMerr
      @EzraMerr Рік тому +2

      Booya!

    • @valenciasanchez93
      @valenciasanchez93 Рік тому +1

      Yup!!

  • @spaceunicorn6000
    @spaceunicorn6000 Рік тому +292

    Notice how pissed Ed is that Liz spouted private, embarrassing things about their sex life. But when he does it, it's fine?? "Yeah lol when we have makeup sex she calls me Daddy." AND THEN IMITATES HER DOING IT?? I hate him.

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +39

      I will always hate Ed for cheating on his pregnant (now ex-)wife and sorta never growing out of that wannabe it guy persona he has. More of his family needs to disown him in a sense and let him and Liz have fun embarassing each other. I am just waiting for them to announce Liz is pregnant and Ed to be busted for cheating on her.

    • @katlynlacroix5261
      @katlynlacroix5261 Рік тому +12

      ​@@tonym.8069he probably had his snip done

    • @miabellaful
      @miabellaful Рік тому

      Yuck 🤢🤮, Ed is sooo repulsive

  • @kaylynvandermerwe
    @kaylynvandermerwe Рік тому +1901

    If a woman doesn't want to have a baby... Let's all say it together folks: SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE A BABY

    • @xxDeeMmmVeexx
      @xxDeeMmmVeexx Рік тому +72

      Yeah I’m like… have they talked about other things? Adoption, fostering… like she does not have to have a baby.

    • @shelbyj1433
      @shelbyj1433 Рік тому +203

      @@xxDeeMmmVeexx they don't even need to talk about that. She said no, she isn't ready. That means no. Doesn't matter if it's biological or adopted, she is going to be the one carrying the brunt of the responsibility and she is the one who is not ready. No means no.

    • @darkmatter5940
      @darkmatter5940 Рік тому +35

      She doesn't have to have a baby!!!!

    • @ff2154
      @ff2154 Рік тому +1

      Folks?!? Who you calling folks 😂

    • @brockleemcdank189
      @brockleemcdank189 Рік тому +29

      It should be a same for guys then lol

  • @Liltwilightprincess2
    @Liltwilightprincess2 Рік тому +514

    Ed: you kept throwing missiles at me!! You embarrassed me!!
    Also Ed: I'm so glad that Angela verbally attacked Liz because that's what she deserved!!!

    • @godlessfornicater
      @godlessfornicater Рік тому +51

      Ed: Your breath is not pretty... Can't you shave your legs?...

    • @TJ-wz3tt
      @TJ-wz3tt Рік тому +14

      Karma is real

    • @Mon67ica
      @Mon67ica Рік тому +11

      He says she doesn’t stand up for him then allows Angela to verbally attack Liz like that.

    • @raindropsandfeathers2245
      @raindropsandfeathers2245 Рік тому +7

      Anytime Ed feels like he's the victim, he insults and throws a tantrum

    • @HolySpiritActivated
      @HolySpiritActivated Рік тому +2

      I see all men as their former child selves poor baby was made fun of his whole life he's got to deflect for survival

  • @JukeFairy
    @JukeFairy Рік тому +495

    Kelly seems like a really genuine guy. He says how he truly feels, he lets it be known where hes at where he stands. Hes open. He deserves a happy life with a loving partner :)!

    • @valeriespellmeyer1614
      @valeriespellmeyer1614 Рік тому +34

      Yes the part where he teared up killed me. I have always had a little crush on him 😍. He seems so sweet.

    • @MiMiDixon-np8wm
      @MiMiDixon-np8wm Рік тому +40

      He's the only sane person there💯💜💜💜

    • @jessicajamesspeaks
      @jessicajamesspeaks Рік тому +20

      Kelly kept it 💯

    • @annmariemarino2003
      @annmariemarino2003 Рік тому +9

      YO!!! I’m over here 👋

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 Рік тому +10

      This happens to a lot of otherwise good people. They settle with a spouse that instead of valuing their decency, they take advantage of it

  • @wanderinggypsy3203
    @wanderinggypsy3203 Рік тому +605

    Ed is the biggest whining victim. Good for Liz for finally saying it like it is.

    • @iswhosheis
      @iswhosheis Рік тому +23

      He has bodyshamed Liz SOOOO many times to so idk what he's shocked about

    • @julief2830
      @julief2830 Рік тому +12

      His attitude is "I can treat you how I want because you deserve it." Yet when she turns the tables on him he has the "I want my mommy" attitude.....I think his mom babied him all his life, that's what is wrong with him.

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +6

      The hell w/ saying anything. She should leave him. Since she chooses to stay, I have no sympathy for her either.

    • @wanderinggypsy3203
      @wanderinggypsy3203 Рік тому +3

      @@midnite325 exactly. Even if it is for the money and ratings, it is ridiculous. Have some self awareness and growth. Walk away!
      Then find a new guy to go on reality tv with. I would watch that.

    • @wanderinggypsy3203
      @wanderinggypsy3203 Рік тому +3

      @@iswhosheis at the very first I never understood why she stayed. Then we got a glimpse of maybe why she would try it due to past experience. Now it’s just absurd. Leave and find. A new reality star guy.

  • @pash8523
    @pash8523 Рік тому +357

    He deserves to be body shamed because he been flaming Liz for her body for no reason

    • @christinakinch
      @christinakinch Рік тому +34

      Wouldn't be surprised if he tried to 'get back at' Liz for this.
      "When you go low, I go lowER"... that's characteristic of Ed.

    • @catrinacrystallina
      @catrinacrystallina Рік тому +28

      It’s not really body shaming to say someone is out of breath. It’s just fitness/health. A thin smoker will also be out of breath easily.

    • @jamiemelquist8733
      @jamiemelquist8733 Рік тому

      @@christinakinchit’s seem trait both Liz and Ed have

    • @christamist
      @christamist Рік тому

      He has gained a lot of weight but he doesn't bring that up and Liz doesn't shame him for it. Yet she puts on a little weight and he's an asshole about it. He deserves everything he gets because he's an ass to everyone.

  • @tonyacavness3115
    @tonyacavness3115 Рік тому +448

    I can't feel bad for Smed because how many times has he embarrassed other people? I think Molly is only there for the vacation.

  • @Diariel
    @Diariel Рік тому +167

    Jovi makes my blood boil. Of course he wants a baby. He doesn't need to do anything besides empty his bags. Yara would be doing all the work alone, carrying the baby, caring for it, raising it.
    Men wouldn't be so eager to have kids if they had to carry and give birth to them

  • @Lzrdman91
    @Lzrdman91 Рік тому +428

    Jovi complains for the dumbest things and expects yara to he super submissive and happy. Like dude warm up your wife and you will see her much happier.

    • @teambean5468
      @teambean5468 Рік тому +5

      Jovi is gross. Taking yara to a strip club on their anniversary trip. I mean, anytime I see Jovi thats all I think about. His whole personality is being drunk and blowing money on strippers. I'm not sure why he thinks his behavior rates more than one child. If my husband acted like him I wouldn't even want to have one kid lol

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +24

      Right, Jovi is a party boy kinda starting to come around while Yara is sorta there but rebounding obviously. I think the problem is they just do not work together in the long term cause theyre recovering party people who are a bit too head strong and set in their ways. Problem is we will never know for sure the extent of what we see is actually them or what the editors want to see them as

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +5

      I'm not impressed w/ either of them. They both seem to be supetficial.

    • @valenciasanchez93
      @valenciasanchez93 Рік тому +20

      I think he cheats on her when he’s gone. A man thats adamant about another baby (especially when he’s not there to help raise the baby) is him trying trap her and make sure she doesn’t cheat.

    • @IAmEmber
      @IAmEmber Рік тому +12

      @@valenciasanchez93I think he wants to trap her not so much about cheating but to make it even more difficult to leave him

  • @h4ileyy
    @h4ileyy Рік тому +156

    Ed deserved every bit of embarrassment he got. Man was literally HAPPY that Angela was yelling at Liz.

  • @101hamilton
    @101hamilton Рік тому +166

    Yara has the best communication skills. I really like how she sets boundaries, clearly gets to the point and remains respectful.

    • @julief2830
      @julief2830 Рік тому +9

      To me her whole point she is trying to get across is "you don't listen to me"

    • @BellaBeeBaby
      @BellaBeeBaby Рік тому +4

      Jovi isn't mature enough. I don't feel any emotional chemistry radiating from them

  • @jamone5
    @jamone5 Рік тому +234

    It’s not body shaming when you say you need to catch your breath and it’s impacting your relationship. It’s a harsh reality that needs to be said.

    • @4n4l4n4
      @4n4l4n4 Рік тому +4

      I think she was just being passive about it

    • @crystalmackle5829
      @crystalmackle5829 Рік тому +3

      He needs to start working out so he can

    • @IAmEmber
      @IAmEmber Рік тому

      She was definitely trying to embarrass him and I loved it 🤣

    • @rivap.4791
      @rivap.4791 Рік тому

      I have a narcissist ex who unfortunately resembles Ed (I don't know what I was thinking, definitely the most unattractive man I've ever dated) and he also was a failure in bed. Also had to catch his breath, couldn't keep it up, and only knew how to jack-rabbit. Worst sexual experience I've ever had. All of this would have been fine, I would have adjusted or come up with solutions... BUT he was a narcissist, so communication did not exist and he made up for his insecurities and lack of ability by boasting about things he could never do and attacking ME. I actually became asexual for a couple of years after him because of the trauma from his abuse but mostly it was simply such a turn off and the worst sexual experience I've ever had that I couldn't even think about intimacy after him. So gross.

  • @missmagpii
    @missmagpii Рік тому +214

    Kelly is an NYC POLICE OFFICER for this man to cry like that, it's real and comes from a very vulnerable place he is trained to suppress. That should show how much he's hurt. Molly doesn't seem interested in him AT ALL, and is trying to show him in such a terrible light when she only liked him for his "power" in the first place. He needs time to figure out where he's gonna go in life after he ended a CAREER (not just a job) and lifestyle. She rubs me the wrong way so bad.

    • @Danxethenightaway
      @Danxethenightaway Рік тому +43

      Took the words right out of my mouth!! Molly comes off As a horrible person, and now I’m seeing the qualities her ex - best friend was talking about. Something about her is callous & ruthless

    • @isabellancali5388
      @isabellancali5388 Рік тому +13

      Me, too. Thank you for saying it in such a classy way. I am beginning to dislike her even more each episode especially after knowing everything that transpired before and after this was filmed.

    • @Ladynlove2u
      @Ladynlove2u Рік тому +7

      🎯

    • @lauren4078
      @lauren4078 Рік тому +10

      I don't understand the disdain she has for Kelly. IMO the relationship has no chance of success with how Molly feels towards him. I'm not entirely sure he deserves it either.

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +7

      In addition to every other sacrifice he made, he lives in a town in Ga. I'm from NYC & I moved to a backwoods town there. Believe me. it's CULTURE SHOCK. I hauled. Kelly's a s-a-i-n-t!!!

  • @rainydaygirlx
    @rainydaygirlx Рік тому +164

    Ed body shames liz all the time. And ill never feel bad for a narcissist or abuser. Yuck

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams Рік тому +238

    I don't see enough people talking about Olivia's racism and falsely accusing him of hurting her it's so sad how these things get ignored

    • @danivanbuskirkbeil2557
      @danivanbuskirkbeil2557 Рік тому +64

      Yeah I don't get how molly and Kelly are fighting about this.....He had false claims of assault pushed on him...That's a big deal ...seems molly does not seem to care.....He must feel so betrayed after that....

    • @shirandawilliams
      @shirandawilliams Рік тому +36

      @@danivanbuskirkbeil2557 I definitely would've for her to just blindly take her daughter's side is fucked now I understand how a parent would be more inclined to defend their child but Olivia is a terrible person if I knew my kid wasn't shit I'd have a hard time trusting what they say assault is serious and I definitely would've did some investigating and serious thinking before just believing her

    • @10shi89
      @10shi89 Рік тому +20

      Yeah, it was disgusting to me especially since (correct me if I am wrong) Olivia's little sister is black? I don't know Olivia's ethnic background but she doesn't look fully white to me either so I just didn't understand why she is willing to say what she OTP in the pic @ 23:05 if that text was real...

    • @vellabella1
      @vellabella1 Рік тому +25

      ​@@10shi89Olivia is biracial. Both of the fathers are Black. They have different fathers though. She is struggling many ways and her identity is one of them.

    • @IAmEmber
      @IAmEmber Рік тому

      What are you talking about??

  • @ImFelicious
    @ImFelicious Рік тому +142

    Asuelu doing his homework had me CRYING

    • @am89be
      @am89be Рік тому +10

      I hope that painting treated him good 😂

    • @ImFelicious
      @ImFelicious Рік тому +1

      @@am89be that painted did some things to him hahah

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 Рік тому +3

      So gross. I didn't need to see that.

  • @LisaSoulLevelHealing
    @LisaSoulLevelHealing Рік тому +62

    Yara married someone who literally only cares that she'a hot and can give him cute kids. He does NOT care about her at all. Its so sad she didnt figure that out.

  • @MimiDidIt1st
    @MimiDidIt1st Рік тому +145

    I think Molly is a badge bunny and that’s why she lost interest in Kelly. Could be wrong but the way she keeps talking about how manly and powerful he was before he retired makes me think that was the only attraction.

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +22

      It probably was, a lot of people tend to be like that. They only find one thing attractive of their significant other and when thats gone so is their interest. Be it body, smarts, wealth, power, status, what have you. The difference between unconditional and conditional love if you will

    • @catrinacrystallina
      @catrinacrystallina Рік тому +14

      Thank you! Couldn’t think of the term but yes. She is attracted to the badge/uniform.

    • @yukisuperstylish
      @yukisuperstylish Рік тому +8

      She didn’t say that about the loser she brought from her beach trip 😂 he had NOTHING and she just loved him and gave him all of her money
      she’s a lost case

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams Рік тому +225

    I'll never feel bad for him he constantly embarrasses her

    • @julief2830
      @julief2830 Рік тому +7

      Who feels sorry for Ed? Angela.....well that says a lot 🤣🤣

  • @traceyarnaud8433
    @traceyarnaud8433 Рік тому +71

    The idea that ANYONE would be aroused by Ed is unbelievable to me. 🤮

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому

      He is gross.

    • @user-jy6jm4io5g
      @user-jy6jm4io5g Рік тому +1

      Ed has the most obnoxious, gross, immature, disturbing personality...no way is he sexy or desirable in a way....YUKE!

  • @Danxethenightaway
    @Danxethenightaway Рік тому +90

    Lmao 🤣 Ed deserved that HONEST WAKE UP CALL! This is therapy , you have to be honest. Sorry Ed, truth hurts. 🤷‍♀️

  • @classiccartoons8668
    @classiccartoons8668 Рік тому +201

    We should start a support group for people who have been traumatized by tlc 😂

  • @Lolaopalstone
    @Lolaopalstone Рік тому +62

    Seeing Kelly cry like that hurt my heart 😢

  • @thepurplepenguin3206
    @thepurplepenguin3206 Рік тому +63

    I mean, when it comes to Ed and Liz, what goes around comes around. He body shamed her last season so if he was “just being honest” when he was body shaming her, she was just being honest too.

  • @bluebluelectricblue
    @bluebluelectricblue Рік тому +117

    I've been through DV. Ed/Angela will never be funny to me. But I get the train wreck thing. Not watching 90 day anything, thank you for your service 🎖️🥔❤️

    • @ff2154
      @ff2154 Рік тому +13

      Same...reality shows are so much better in the recaps anyway....they get to the meat

    • @redwoodrebelgirl3010
      @redwoodrebelgirl3010 Місяць тому

      Amen.

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams Рік тому +99

    Molly acts like she's a 10 she needs to get over herself 🙄 and did she just expect him to be a cop till he dies?

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 Рік тому +14

      She's barely a one.

    • @shirandawilliams
      @shirandawilliams Рік тому +4

      @@adamjaxn3156 facts tho

    • @kevinsmoon3257
      @kevinsmoon3257 Рік тому +19

      Agreed she seems very very selfish and narcissistic as well

    • @dudemorris7769
      @dudemorris7769 Рік тому

      She is a 10 to all the men she wants to be with, to the outside world, she’s a 0, and doesn’t deserve Kelly.

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 Рік тому +5

      He had to quit his job to move to Georgia. What did she expect? If his job was the turn-on for her, that's really not something to base a relationship on.

  • @ThePoptartjunkie
    @ThePoptartjunkie Рік тому +98

    I’m totally on Yara’s side for this one. I hate how men don’t understand what a big deal pregnancy is and treat it like something so trivial.
    As for Big Ed, he totally deserved it. I hope Rose is watching this, because it’s totally karma

    • @CM-pm2qr
      @CM-pm2qr Рік тому +17

      People have died during child birth.
      Body changes.
      Parts get stitched occasionally.
      Postpartum
      The list goes on.
      Do research before demanding a child.
      Care and sensitivity.....

  • @TheSecretPod
    @TheSecretPod Рік тому +68

    The way Yara is looking when Liz says Ed gets out of breath🤣🤣🤣 that was my exact look too🤣

  • @Milky_Mercy
    @Milky_Mercy Рік тому +80

    Ed just irritated me this episode, but honestly, Liz had all the time to ditch him. She’s had way too many chances and keeps crawling back to him. There are so many better options out there. Also, Liz, if you want a man who lasts longer, maybe not date a man fast approaching 60. Just a thought.

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie Рік тому +95

    My heart goes out to Kelly, he deserves someone who truly loves him for he is, not just for his previous job

  • @mashakalinkina7207
    @mashakalinkina7207 Рік тому +112

    If Jovi wants Yara to put in effort, he has to too. This is not difficult. She needs more help too, which shes communicated endlessly. 🙄 The delusional entitlement. 🙄 Yara was good to tell him “im not having a second baby right now.” She could have added “you can have a second baby as long as you carry it & you care for it alone by yourself.”

    • @Jesusismy_Boss
      @Jesusismy_Boss Рік тому +3

      Exactly, well said

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +3

      She honestly should have. I was wtf when she was like ready to gtfo from him bck to Europe but sorta get it now. Jovi just wants to put the burden of their love on her. He just wants to control her so he csn look more like a good old boy to his parents while he probably goes out partying again. Problem is Yara is not having it so hes sorta trying to mature and change. Irony is him being a possible alchololic drove Yara back to the party lifestyle. Its probably played up but highlight how being too similar to your spouse is not always a good thing.
      I seriously would not be shocked if they are full on cheating on each other. Or will eventually cause of circumstance but maybe Yara will just up and leave his ass. As he should to give them both a good wake up call

  • @4n4l4n4
    @4n4l4n4 Рік тому +49

    I laughed so hard when Jovi was complaining about how much work it was to get Yara to sleep with him....and then the therapist's face after he said that was hilarious, cause you could tell she just shocked by what he said. Like I COULD NOT believe he really said: "I don't think I should have to go out of my way to do somthing nice, specifically, for you to have s3x with me".... like he really thinks he doesn't have to put any effort in anymore.... 🤦‍♀️

  • @wanderinggypsy3203
    @wanderinggypsy3203 Рік тому +39

    Ed always apologizes after but doesn’t change. I tell my kids.. I’m sorry means nothing… actions show me u mean it.

  • @mikyeediaz120
    @mikyeediaz120 Рік тому +94

    Jovi never changes no matter how long we have watched the show. It gets tiring to see him that he can't see why his wife feels that way.

    • @Jesusismy_Boss
      @Jesusismy_Boss Рік тому

      Seems like some men don't have the ability to grow, sad for her.

  • @aracelyrazo626
    @aracelyrazo626 Рік тому +53

    What Molly’s daughter said was out of pocket ! That shot made me so mad ! He seems like a genuine good guy with morals & I hate how Molly berates him & just tear his masculinity down. That’s fucked. When i read the whole message that the daughter sent to Kelly , that shit made me so upset . Like isn’t she half black too ? You don’t say those things to anyone or accuse someone that abused you. Honestly Kelly is better off finding someone who will appreciate him as a man & as a partner. No one deserves that kind of shit . I hope & pray Molly & the daughter are okay & get help that they desperately need & I wish Kelly the absolute best .

    • @aracelyrazo626
      @aracelyrazo626 Рік тому +9

      P.s. disgusting behavior from Molly & her daughter towards Kelly

  • @abbylane2718
    @abbylane2718 Рік тому +73

    Kelly go you can go and find someone who truly loves and cares for you

    • @lovem7635
      @lovem7635 Рік тому +5

      Better than her I used to like her but now no

  • @twistedtaurus1979
    @twistedtaurus1979 Рік тому +92

    We need Gino and Jasmine here😂

    • @karebear7764
      @karebear7764 Рік тому +16

      OMG!!! That would be fantastic!!!! 🍿🤣

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina Рік тому

      Oh my gosh could you imagine if they were there they would've been the highlight of the show

  • @gigi4love990
    @gigi4love990 Рік тому +28

    Asuelu was a freaking comedian in this episode, him pointing to Ed had me rolling 🤣 If he was like this in Samoa when he met Kalani I understand how he bagged her. Omg then him saying every time he does "fufu" he has bad luck hahahaha!

  • @rhondaaa9614
    @rhondaaa9614 Рік тому +17

    YARA IS SO OUT OF JOVI’S LEAGUE LIKE HE SHOULD BE ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR AT ALL TIMES.

  • @traceyarnaud8433
    @traceyarnaud8433 Рік тому +55

    Ausuelo molesting the furniture and wall hanging had me rolling on the floor! Always bring Lysol to hotels people!!

  • @daliax3663
    @daliax3663 Рік тому +171

    I’d forgotten how annoying jovi is

  • @mrbond9882
    @mrbond9882 Рік тому +69

    If you're bottom of the barrel, all of us are under the floor boards that hold that barrel up 😂

    • @mythots
      @mythots  Рік тому +12

      🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

  • @meganshook4510
    @meganshook4510 Рік тому +57

    why can’t kelly enjoy his retirement… that’s the whole point… to do nothing?😭😭

  • @zacharyshook3145
    @zacharyshook3145 Рік тому +24

    Your ed impression is so spot on!! And Michael definitely rubs his rubber ducky! I’d imagine Angela probably tells him he can’t

  • @lynliberty4972
    @lynliberty4972 Рік тому +49

    Molly says Kelly doesn't respect her as a mother and a business owner. Well, if he doesn't, I understand. I don't. I hate to say it because I liked her and her quirky openness. But looking back, her chaotic love life seemed more important to her than making the best decisions for her daughter. Now her kid is an angry adult with a real mean streak. Kelly and Cynthia seemed like great people who loved Molly. Molly is siding with her kid against two good people and tanking her life because she knows she wasn't a great mom and she still doesn't know how to be one.

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +7

      Right. Its also the whole pride thing a lot of parents fall victim to. They do not want admit they fucked up royally in some aspect and or the kids just got a bad disposition (seems like Olivia got hers from Molly js) cause it hurts their pride. It means they failed their kids and themselves. They do not want to “lose” in a sense. Its why they overdo it with their kids and so many kids especially now turn out to be embittered adults. Because they were groomed as if show dogs by their parents to really help themselves not their kids. Be it to move up the socio economic ladder or vehementally protect their and their familys status. Problem is Molly will not realize that kinda stuff until its too late imo.
      My girlfriend and I are examples of this kinda. We are working on ourselves but passions we had when we were younger got soured because our parents overdid it on the encouragement. But its never too late to reclaim your destiny and be your own person not their prodigal child.

    • @yukisuperstylish
      @yukisuperstylish Рік тому +2

      Since when she cared about her kids 😂 if you saw the first season she was in you would understand. She is more than delusional she needs to stay single until she gets therapy

    • @faLLingFASterfeARing
      @faLLingFASterfeARing Рік тому

      There’s no evidence that Molly has “sided with her kid.” She had a falling out with Cynthia which hasn’t been explained or addressed. With regards to Olivia she publicly called out her mother for her chaotic upbringing and her neglect of her younger sister. She insinuated that after the altercation with Kelly Molly took his side. This seems to be unrelated and someone that knows Molly irl stated she had just moved on to another relationship which is the real reason her and Kelly are falling apart. She is estranged from Olivia as far as both of them have clarified.

  • @GiaJ.Alexandra
    @GiaJ.Alexandra Рік тому +23

    Liz totally roasted the hell out of Ed🤣🤣🤣🤣
    (Tbf it’s kinda fair, he body shamed her so many times before just to get under her skin)
    Kelly doesn’t deserve all of Molly’s (and her daughter’s) bullshit, he should just walk away.

  • @MollyKuehl4790
    @MollyKuehl4790 Рік тому +22

    Asuelu is funny because the lights are on but nobody's home and you can see that just by looking at him because he just stares blankly.

    • @BellaBeeBaby
      @BellaBeeBaby Рік тому +2

      I honestly can't believe kalani made 2 kids with him..... Goodness

  • @missqueen8886
    @missqueen8886 Рік тому +41

    I have no respect for Jovi
    He can’t even cuddle or be romantic without physical intimacy
    He needs to understand that some women, after they have a baby are not as freaky as they used to be
    He wants intimacy with Yara on his schedule. He wants to get her pregnant
    He’s pissed off about her having control over her body with the birth control
    doesn’t that seem a bit controlling?

    • @bettym6219
      @bettym6219 Рік тому +6

      He also complains he wants her to be honest, but only if it’s what he wants to hear.

    • @rose-yeah
      @rose-yeah Рік тому

      He has some issues. I can’t show love or say I love you or be romantic, I’m not gonna marry because of this, because I know other men wants that. It’s a human thing. He is so dumb

    • @ilonabata6352
      @ilonabata6352 Рік тому

      We don't know that.

    • @vyndeliagates3437
      @vyndeliagates3437 Рік тому

      @@ilonabata6352 we're literally watching it unfold, we may not know what happens behind closed doors but when there open it's not looking so good for them..

  • @kennakellon8852
    @kennakellon8852 Рік тому +44

    *ed*”nobody else was complaining about their spouse”
    *me*”maybe that’s because everybody else isn’t as unsatisfied at her”
    *liz finishing the argument like a toddler*”shut up”

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 Рік тому +6

      Her comebacks are like Gino's 😂

    • @bigwoogc
      @bigwoogc Рік тому

      @@adamjaxn3156 😆😅

    • @4n4l4n4
      @4n4l4n4 Рік тому

      ​@@adamjaxn3156😂😂😂😂 facts 💯

    • @4n4l4n4
      @4n4l4n4 Рік тому +1

      The only other one that was as unsatisfied was definitely Kalani, but she just didn't wanna burn Asuelu out 😂

  • @jenpounce154
    @jenpounce154 Рік тому +19

    The many times Ed body shamed Liz intentionally... guess it doesn't feel too good does it Ed! Or when he gave Rose that toothbrush as a "gift" not even considering she may have a condition. He is completely okay with embarrassing and degrading the women he deals with on a normal basis. It's like he genuinely enjoys breaking them down 😖

  • @christinakinch
    @christinakinch Рік тому +27

    Jovi is seemingly a huge disappointment as a partner. Obviously everyone prioritizes different things (especially in relationships), but his continuous refusal to enjoy simple romantic gestures is so dull, exhausting and sad.

    • @BellaBeeBaby
      @BellaBeeBaby Рік тому

      She will divorce him eventually and be headed back to Europe..

  • @s.onyaaa
    @s.onyaaa Рік тому +117

    this whole episode was just all sorts of crazy yet so funny at the same time 😭..

  • @breezyjr
    @breezyjr Рік тому +15

    I get the feeling Kelly showed up thinking there was a chance to get back together and Molly just wanted to be on TV again.

  • @mlswrld
    @mlswrld Рік тому +65

    Angela is a grown woman…😭😭😭, this whole episode is chaos.

  • @miss7182
    @miss7182 Рік тому +8

    The editors did Asuelu so dirty leaving in that clip of him dry humping the painting lmfaooo

  • @heartsandpulseras
    @heartsandpulseras Рік тому +57

    How are Kalani and Asuelu supposed to do their homework while they're at the resort with their kids? 😂

    • @viciouslady1340
      @viciouslady1340 Рік тому +26

      They brought a babysitter 😊

    • @irairod5160
      @irairod5160 Рік тому +10

      Do you think people with children don't do it? How do you think babies #2, 3, and 4 show up? (No babysitter needed!)

    • @cheryicarter7026
      @cheryicarter7026 Рік тому +5

      ​@@viciouslady1340Her sister is there watching the kids,I think it was just a vacation for them,they aren't even staying in the same room the kids sleep with her

    • @honiej00n75
      @honiej00n75 Рік тому +3

      Kalani brought the kids to put between herself and Asuelu. Kalani is there for payback she’s not reconciling with Asuelu.

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому +1

      Strange couple.

  • @melindabrown9718
    @melindabrown9718 Рік тому +32

    Id rather super glue my flaps together than let Ed anywhere near them

  • @shaynalange7488
    @shaynalange7488 Рік тому +158

    Hey my fellow adhd potato, I am in a depression and anxiety cloud but your 20 min of comedy made me smile. Thank you ❤

    • @brandihubacek8585
      @brandihubacek8585 Рік тому +14

      In the depression cloud too, friend. Glad we have our potato to make us laugh! ❤

    • @zobstopperz
      @zobstopperz Рік тому +1

      Take a aderrall and Xanax and you'll feel better 👍 👌🏻

    • @Yagurltt97
      @Yagurltt97 Рік тому

      @@brandihubacek8585same. Been stuck in a scrolling coma for the last 2 hrs

    • @raebsen
      @raebsen Рік тому +16

      ​@@zobstopperz
      No. This is horrible advice.

    • @Liy798
      @Liy798 Рік тому +3

      🫂❤

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams Рік тому +59

    Ed is the oldest little kid I've ever seen

    • @julief2830
      @julief2830 Рік тому +2

      👏👏👏👏

    • @redwoodrebelgirl3010
      @redwoodrebelgirl3010 Рік тому +2

      NO!!!
      Little kids are CUTE & likeable.
      Ed is the opposite of both those things.

    • @shirandawilliams
      @shirandawilliams Рік тому

      @@redwoodrebelgirl3010 eh likable is debatable 💀 but for the most part yes

  • @anne3067
    @anne3067 Рік тому +7

    I love that Asuelo gestured toward Ed when he said “some people have a small one” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

  • @mayaxo9673
    @mayaxo9673 Рік тому +30

    asuelu frustrates me so much but he is hilarious 😭 i literally laughed out loud when he asked how to make his dick bigger and him humping the wall 💀💀

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist Рік тому +20

    NEVER feel bad for Ed... he deserves EVERYTHING thats comming to him

  • @jadziabs6546
    @jadziabs6546 Рік тому +23

    The way you describe this keeping it youtube friendly is amazing and impressive

  • @ninaxvid
    @ninaxvid Рік тому +12

    Unrelated to the 90 day, but my daughter just saw your intro song and she was so surprised to see a singing potato with hair, she absolutely loved it and her reaction made my day 😂

  • @amadapedro9147
    @amadapedro9147 Рік тому +14

    Everyone thinks Liz is dumb, but she's not. She waits for her moment to destroy Ed publicly. She did it before on the podcast with John. She hits below the belt and it's awesome.

  • @LaCreeShia09
    @LaCreeShia09 Рік тому +30

    Ed looks like he starred in thumb wars

  • @angellight9500
    @angellight9500 Рік тому +26

    Liz isn't done.They got married last week....I must confess that I found this episode so nauseating I turned it off after the first 10 minutes.

  • @yeeniaguilar3497
    @yeeniaguilar3497 Рік тому +34

    Idk how i even take you seriously as a potatoe but girl i love your videos on these episodes!

  • @Fullchristainname
    @Fullchristainname Рік тому +15

    11:50 …So are we just gonna ignore that this is a major symptom of heart disease? Big Ed’s already at major risk because of his age and diet. I don’t want him to keel over while doing it and traumatize Liz even more.

    • @miss7182
      @miss7182 Рік тому +1

      Y'all that man is 57

  • @421541Michee
    @421541Michee Рік тому +14

    I couldn't touch Ed, and honestly, if I was just starting to date Liz and I saw who she'd been with, I wouldn't be able to touch her either.

    • @WhatheFIsgoingon
      @WhatheFIsgoingon Рік тому +3

      I am with you on that..I find him repulsive 🤮

  • @RecoveringAhole
    @RecoveringAhole Рік тому +19

    Something makes me just feel sorry for Asuelu.. idk he just doesn’t seem to be dealing with a full stack of cards..

    • @irairod5160
      @irairod5160 Рік тому +5

      I feel the same. I laugh at his reactions and "logic", but then I feel terrible because I believe there's something cognitive that's not up to par. And no, it's not just being "an island boy" as he, himself, puts it some times. Something is not sparking in that ignition box.

    • @RecoveringAhole
      @RecoveringAhole Рік тому +1

      @@irairod5160 yeah exactly. I think deep down the dude means well.. I was thinking maybe he has a very low IQ or something but who knows.

    • @rabbit0.023
      @rabbit0.023 Рік тому +2

      Are we calling him slow or parts 😭

    • @redwoodrebelgirl3010
      @redwoodrebelgirl3010 Місяць тому

      I would feel bad for him,
      except for the allegations of r*pe & forcible impregnation against him, from Kalani.
      Which I believe.
      He can f all the way off, as far as I'm concerned.

  • @healthiswealth6480
    @healthiswealth6480 Рік тому +28

    Your recaps are EVERYTHING!!!!

  • @Mari-zq3gn
    @Mari-zq3gn Рік тому +4

    Jovi is essentially saying: I'm not willing to help my wife get in the mood. That really got on my nerves.

  • @blane2472
    @blane2472 Рік тому +7

    WHY is Molly even here!? Paycheck I know, but what excuse does she give for basically tormenting this man with false hope?

  • @nikkydasilva1785
    @nikkydasilva1785 Рік тому +14

    I am OBSESSED with your voice impressions I mean they are just great when you do Amanda’s I roll on the floor 😅😂 my favorite ❤ also Ed’s deer in headlights face when they were talking about him being out of breath was great ngl sorry ps: I started watching your edits on the other channel and now I watch here and you’ve come so far love! ❤

  • @littlebitlauren5002
    @littlebitlauren5002 Рік тому +7

    I bet Yara would be so receptive to a $5 Kroger bouquet or just a lit candle 🥺

  • @WhatheFIsgoingon
    @WhatheFIsgoingon Рік тому +13

    I just cannot imagine sleeping with Ed, just looking at him makes me nauseous. Liz deserves an award for taking it for the team 😂

  • @mistyblue2917
    @mistyblue2917 Рік тому +4

    5:35 .... wha-???? Going into the ocean w a surgical wound sounds like the EXACT way to get an infection.. not, to disinfect it 😱🤯

  • @diamondburke28
    @diamondburke28 Рік тому +16

    Just when you thought tlc couldn't tramatize you any more they hit us with this episode which i only watch vicariously
    Through you, i need a drink after this

  • @dhglowlightblue
    @dhglowlightblue Рік тому +15

    Ed is a jerk to everyone, and he enjoyed watching Angela scream at Liz… therefore, I don’t feel bad for him at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Gooosblabla
    @Gooosblabla Рік тому +10

    3:35 omg, as soon as Kelly finished that sentence I said "yup!" We are all over this girl.

  • @kiblz
    @kiblz Рік тому +9

    Omg the Bluetooth… 🍆. I didn’t know they could show them using that. I’M TRAUMATIZED 😅

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina Рік тому

      Oh my gosh you're my other favorite 90 day recap person you're awesome too

    • @raynebeaubrytegal
      @raynebeaubrytegal Рік тому

      Great toy, wrong person

  • @kiaturner353
    @kiaturner353 Рік тому +10

    You got me weak doing EDs voice 😂

  • @mobaycomama4590
    @mobaycomama4590 Рік тому +4

    11:42 Yet, Jovi was upset about Yara telling him, in front of the group, that she was taking birth control. 😂😂😂😂

  • @lorabell1979
    @lorabell1979 Рік тому +25

    I HATE Ed….I honestly can’t believe anyone would ever want to be with him. And it’s not because of his looks. He’s just an awful human being. Liz looks beaten down but I know it’s her own stupid fault.

  • @Ms.Snooks
    @Ms.Snooks Рік тому +81

    I got so mad when Jovie couldn't just seduce Yara !!! Like...I'll do it if you can't bro. She DESERVES to be woo'd and wined and dined!! And not to be pressured to have another baby.
    It kind of makes me mad that he just uses her as a sex doll/ babymaker. She deserves better

    • @tonym.8069
      @tonym.8069 Рік тому +11

      Thats basically how he views her. He legit took his wife to a strip club for their anniversary. Idk if it was staged or what but if legit holy moly! Like unless youre both into women and really kinky…okay maybe I guess but even then?!

    • @4n4l4n4
      @4n4l4n4 Рік тому +5

      Yara is a total catch!! 🔥

    • @Ms.Snooks
      @Ms.Snooks Рік тому +1

      @@tonym.8069 I mean, I'm bi and poly so if my husband took me I'd be happy 🤣 but that's very clearly NOT their situation lol. Yara is too good for him

    • @Ms.Snooks
      @Ms.Snooks Рік тому +1

      @chriscuomo9334 I can barely understand what you're trying to say but what I can understand is disgusting.

  • @quietvalerie1
    @quietvalerie1 Рік тому +9

    Damn....I just got a biology lesson from a sassy potato 😂 thank you! 😂🥰

  • @DanielaRodriguez-vr2qq
    @DanielaRodriguez-vr2qq Рік тому +6

    Ausuelo will forever be my favorite he’s so funny 🤣

  • @mairykenupp
    @mairykenupp Рік тому +10

    About Ed, I never stopped to think about this, but I think that him getting out of breath while "experiencing" has everything to do with his physique. I don't mean this is a derogatory way, but can you imagine "experiencing" without having a neck? You can tell that this a super sensitive subject for him, look at this face. And he doesn't fully acknowledge it either, with the whole susgery thing? The way he masks his own insecurities by making his partner insecure and the whole body shaming thing makes even more sense now. Anyway, that was my perception.

  • @BabyTooth05
    @BabyTooth05 Рік тому +13

    Ed needed humbled he deserved all of that.

  • @soulgamesss
    @soulgamesss Рік тому +2

    This is the best recap of my life . The potato, the giggle , Ed’s voice . A masterpiece!

  • @texasgina
    @texasgina Рік тому +15

    You get what you settle for and I don't feel sorry for Liz I think she's just staying with him to be on TV because I can't think of any other reason

    • @crystalw.6033
      @crystalw.6033 Рік тому +4

      There’s no way in hell……he’s not beautiful inside or out.

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina Рік тому

      @@crystalw.6033Lol right? 🤮

    • @ninafresa3444
      @ninafresa3444 Рік тому +5

      Never feel sorry for her, she wanted to be the 'better' woman than Rose. I clocked her pickme ass day one. But she won that trash, they deserve each other.

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому

      No other reason.

  • @ellarymischel6369
    @ellarymischel6369 Рік тому +14

    Truthfully your videos have made my depression more bearable 😅😅 thank you 😊😆

  • @lucybridle2375
    @lucybridle2375 Рік тому +4

    I love your small Ed impressions!! Always makes me laugh so hard, which is a good thing😂😂😂