Asuelu's First Time, Jovi Goes TOO FAR, Big Ed Breaks his Promise | The Last Resort Ep 10

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  • @illicithurricane
    @illicithurricane Рік тому +66

    10:08
    aNd HoNeStLy ThE wAy ThEsE MMEEENNN-- first of all, you thirsting on Razvan and other contestants on the show is as gross as these MMEEEENN looking at strippers.
    Women do the same if not worse when they go to a strip club.
    I've never been cause ew but we all know how women get away with gross behaviours and men dont, like cat-calling, women do it too but when a men does it it's "SA" 🙄
    I will never understand "modern women" always sh!tting on men when they are a worse, useless, cheaper and dumber version of men.
    And with "men" I mean actual men, not the confused ones running around nowadays.
    I am more grossed out at opinions like these than men looking at wh0r3s.
    It's already hypocritically established that women can thirst over men without consequences so I wonder, if this was opposite gender, the girls going to a male strip club, would you be as disgusted by the way women look at men?
    Answer: no.
    Cause little girls nowadays are hypocritical nazifemministh03s.

    • @mythots
      @mythots  Рік тому +531

      You sound unwell and very angry. Sending you some light & positivity your way 🌈🦄🌈🦄💖🦄💖🌈

    • @cats_are_love
      @cats_are_love Рік тому +217

      men (derogatory) always so butthurt when called out , so funny🙄 a hit dog will holler

    • @yourfavposterchild3536
      @yourfavposterchild3536 Рік тому +13

      Wow came to enjoy my gal mythots content and saw this angry comment 💀 Clearly this person has some internalised misogyny going on. "Actual men" wouldn't mind if a girl is "thirsting" on other men in her own video 😂🤡 It's because of people like this that some men like Andrew Tate followers get the audacity to treat women the way they do. Saying there are so called double standards, while really just wanting a free pass for being shitty to women. Any way, love your videos! Thank u for keeping it real ❤
      We're all thots here 🤷🏻‍♀️👯

    • @sizhuliu
      @sizhuliu Рік тому +149

      The way he types he sounds young- maybe 12-15. I feel sorry for the young men these days. There is so much dangerous content online like red pill stuff brain washing the youth 😔

    • @lisasmith9371
      @lisasmith9371 Рік тому +84

      Lmaoooo you hate life, you hate people, and you hate yourself 😂😂😂 hate that for you ❤

  • @lilred7291987
    @lilred7291987 Рік тому +1401

    Yara is so out of Jovi's league. She deserves worlds better than him. Their kid deserves better too.

    • @empresssk
      @empresssk Рік тому +123

      She must really love him because those girls she met a few years ago were right in saying that Jovi is a very average dude!! She deserves so much more, she really seems like a sweet lady

    • @allysonlamba2960
      @allysonlamba2960 Рік тому +91

      He is somewhat below average imo

    • @squle7186
      @squle7186 Рік тому +77

      She definitely suffers from poor self esteem, especially considering her childhood trauma. I think it’s a big reason Jovi’s shitty actions are eventually forgiven. Totally agree she can do SO much better than that man child

    • @debbierunewicz6718
      @debbierunewicz6718 Рік тому +25

      She is Beautiful,deserves way better,her child does too.

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 Рік тому +10

      They are very mismatched but I don't think she is out of his league. She is slighty above average looking after a ton of plastic surgery, yes. But her voice GRATES and she is constantly whining and complaining and this was true even before Jovi started really acting out. Plus she has a child now which many men (and women) don't want. I would not call her a catch.

  • @youtubeaccount8681
    @youtubeaccount8681 Рік тому +1449

    Honestly so depressing to see grown men in committed relationships/marriages so excited to go ogle at naked women. Especially on a *relationship retreat*

    • @BlossomBlew
      @BlossomBlew Рік тому +131

      The fact that it’s on national tv and the girls still stay with them is sooo unbelievable gurrll

    • @squle7186
      @squle7186 Рік тому +57

      When you break it down like that, it is PITIFUL

    • @gu27483
      @gu27483 Рік тому +9

      @@squle7186 fair enough, but let's not forget about Angela always flirting with just about every single guy in the retreat. And Kolani even met up with her hall pass with the "best of intentions" LOL yeah right. So it's not just the guys up to no good but I do agree Yara is out of Jovi's league.

    • @ItsYaBoi888
      @ItsYaBoi888 Рік тому +17

      Yes, it's SOOOO depressing. Lol 😂

    • @meh.its_bleh
      @meh.its_bleh Рік тому +15

      Right like wtf bruh

  • @aridddle
    @aridddle Рік тому +1960

    Ed legitimately tries to play both sides of the fence all the time. But never succeeds at either side

    • @neonnv1139
      @neonnv1139 Рік тому +48

      100% yes

    • @Randomperson16-q4j
      @Randomperson16-q4j Рік тому +79

      And that's something you can't do because it causes confusion. My father was like this. Liked to play games and lied to both sides to make himself the good guy. Broke our family apart.

    • @NJItalianGal747
      @NJItalianGal747 Рік тому +30

      He an arsss

    • @NJItalianGal747
      @NJItalianGal747 Рік тому +23

      He not 2b trusted

    • @jasg771
      @jasg771 Рік тому +42

      He's way more despicable than Jovi. He pretended to be an angel by telling Liz but he was indulging in the fun and snitch on Jovi.

  • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
    @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 Рік тому +282

    Running to strippers instead of your wife *IS* an infidelity, Yara. Yara is too beautiful to have a partner that’s obsessed w/strippers & not her. And Asuelu is a straight up $hithead.
    Jovi & Asuelu are broken inside to the point where it’s a personality disorder or mental illness. They can’t be good partners when they’re not whole themselves.

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +7

      This!!

    • @candicemarie5310
      @candicemarie5310 Рік тому +19

      Jovi irritates me with every scene. But the end made me feel so bad for Yara when she asked him if she was ugly and he walked away from the conversation 😢💔

    • @followsthestars
      @followsthestars Рік тому +3

      THIS!!!!

    • @Mamabear1320-h4k
      @Mamabear1320-h4k Рік тому

      💯🔥 you nailed it. These "men" are pathetic 🤮

  • @ElsaT7579
    @ElsaT7579 Рік тому +371

    The random “I’m an American! Land of the free!” With the Angela voice gets me every time!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultraviolettas
    @ultraviolettas Рік тому +1060

    Jovi was giving me sociopathic mastermind this episode. Manipulating and enabling every single person in the entire group so he can get off through them and use Yara. Him saying “That means you’re focused on your marriage. 😈” was absolutely CHILLING with that delivery. He’s a scary little pervy freak.

    • @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT
      @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT Рік тому +62

      Yoo yeah he sounded like a different person when he said that. I’m kinda spooked 😮 like if I wasn’t watching the video , I would’ve thought someone else was talking.

    • @justinesmith7539
      @justinesmith7539 Рік тому +99

      “Scary little pervy freak” is the perfect way to describe Jovi

    • @jasg771
      @jasg771 Рік тому +40

      He's the type of guy that u'll prevent your own partner to befriend.

    • @ZaddyOG
      @ZaddyOG Рік тому +21

      He just wanted to meet another woman. Period.

    • @limonfloref5943
      @limonfloref5943 Рік тому +17

      Addicts do that. They lie like professionals

  • @crosales8184
    @crosales8184 Рік тому +253

    I'm sure Jovi has cheated on Yara. Thats why he wants to be away from her so much. He has a stripper addiction. Yara can do some much better. Jovi is too immature. Ed is trash as usual and Angela surprised me with her compassion towards Kaulani. She was messed up to Michael as usual though.

  • @amadapedro9147
    @amadapedro9147 Рік тому +767

    It's great that Kalani found someone that truly tickles her pickle. She deserves it. Hopefully she's using protection. She does not need to get pregnant right now. She needs to take care of herself right now.

    • @witchgrrl
      @witchgrrl Рік тому +31

      I agree with you! I hope she’s able to be with someone who truly wants to be with her, the kids, and puts her first plus someone super loyal. She’s such sweet lady from what I’ve seen in tv of her and she deserves the world.

    • @jasg771
      @jasg771 Рік тому +25

      It's better that she dumps Asuelu and be with the new guy, rather than coming on this resort.

    • @sweetcheeks5775
      @sweetcheeks5775 Рік тому +18

      she’ll definitely “accidentally” get pregnant. lol

    • @colinthemarines3567
      @colinthemarines3567 Рік тому +45

      ⁠@@sweetcheeks5775 Pretty gross to say considering she recently came out saying her second pregnancy was a result of SA.

    • @ItsYaBoi888
      @ItsYaBoi888 Рік тому +3

      ​@@sweetcheeks5775😂😂😂 facts

  • @jennifers1040
    @jennifers1040 Рік тому +122

    Liz embarrasses me. She was so excited, and felt her relationship was so amazing, because Ed called her to ask for permission. When he didn't think about her at all that night. She has no idea the deeply abusive relationship she's really in.

    • @Inposedd
      @Inposedd Рік тому +15

      Yeah I feel like she also uses the logic that ‘because he asked it’s okay’

    • @ajheartsong
      @ajheartsong Рік тому +12

      She knows she just doesn’t care 🙃 she called him a predator and stayed and she has a young daughter so that tells u everything u need to know about Liz 🤢🤢

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +2

      @@ajheartsong I didn't even know she was a mother! That's horrible!

    • @perpullerpul
      @perpullerpul Рік тому +4

      I feel like she is a narcissist abuse victim. Like she’s so used to him treating her like trash, him asking permission to treat her like trash is a step up to her.

  • @greenthumbnail1831
    @greenthumbnail1831 Рік тому +265

    Jovi’s actions come off as self centered and selfish. Yara deserves to feel heard.

    • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
      @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 Рік тому

      Jovi seems not only to have a drinking addiction but also a s*x addiction too. Yara is crazy to stay with him. He's a liar and manipulator!! Tbh, idk what she sees in him!! He's not even attractive, in any way!! He's disgusting imo!!

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 Рік тому +3

      But how many times is he gonna have to listen to the same thing? He will keep going to strip clubs- she knew this. He knows she hates it, and does not care. She also knew this. Why does she keep saying it?

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +2

      @@sugarplum2467true! The only way it will change is if Yara leaves Jovi. Because he will never stop.

    • @Andite11
      @Andite11 Рік тому +5

      Please Yara LEAVE Jovi!!. You ger better man in 5bminutes¡!!!!

  • @Bowserguy62
    @Bowserguy62 Рік тому +624

    Jovi has an alcohol addiction. The fact nobody says anything is beyond me

    • @melicamps1698
      @melicamps1698 Рік тому +62

      he NEVER leaves his drink behind!!!!

    • @AnnWahlquist
      @AnnWahlquist Рік тому +17

      i'll say it...👋👋

    • @ItsYaBoi888
      @ItsYaBoi888 Рік тому

      Nah

    • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
      @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 Рік тому

      And a sex addiction!! He's the type of guy that f*cks his wife, he doesn't make love to her. He bangs her like he's in a porn flick! Yara described it and tbh, idk why she stays with him.

    • @MaddHeather
      @MaddHeather Рік тому +43

      I've said it many many times. The dude needs to get sober before his daughter gets any older😢

  • @itsNinaLeeyo
    @itsNinaLeeyo Рік тому +599

    So no one's concern about how fast Jovi came up with a lie? 😂🚩🚩 I found him extra disgusting this episode. Also, I don't understand how knowing how to behave in a strip club is a brag. Like ew, the ick. Toxic masculinity. Yara acts strong but gurl 😒
    Yeah this ep got me thinking the whole time about how childish all of them are. Jovi is a bad friend. Azuelu's that person who falls in love with strippers and really thinks they like him😂

    • @GabrielaReyes-gr2qb
      @GabrielaReyes-gr2qb Рік тому +6

      asuelu is the "I can get you outta here, lemme take care of u" guy in strip clubs.

    • @blackcatmagic22
      @blackcatmagic22 Рік тому +20

      Azuelu has a legitimate problem with sex hey hahaha and I noticed Jovi's quickness to deceive too. I hope Yara becomes more aware and can break free soon

    • @jasg771
      @jasg771 Рік тому +26

      Pretty sure he lied about refusing the job offer so he could fool around with more freedom.

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 Рік тому

      Toxic masculinity is such a buzz word. Stop being a sheep. You're being incredibly sexist by just using that term. Insulting someone for their gender is not ok. Or is it and you're just a hypocrite?

    • @marijam2964
      @marijam2964 Рік тому +12

      Yara was right buying that apartment😂

  • @isabellancali5388
    @isabellancali5388 Рік тому +577

    The Ed impersonations followed with the screaming has me 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @GordonRamseyIsMyLifestyle
      @GordonRamseyIsMyLifestyle Рік тому +11

      they’re so hilarious omg

    • @Lizbeth7799
      @Lizbeth7799 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @serrio6006
      @serrio6006 Рік тому +4

      Girl got me dying too, especially with the intro LOL
      love happys wow (happy character from fairy tale)
      Comedic gold

    • @veronamarie
      @veronamarie Рік тому +6

      I was on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dessz
      @Dessz Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @norasoulshield8816
    @norasoulshield8816 Рік тому +97

    I really hate Jovi he constantly does things that are cheating and then acts like Yara is overreacting.. she needs to dump that piece of trash NOW she deserves so much better

  • @elizabethmadron1336
    @elizabethmadron1336 Рік тому +441

    People that frequent strip clubs are very immature. They also are wasting money that could be used for other things like their families. What a bunch of Losers!

    • @Crybabycry884
      @Crybabycry884 Рік тому

      Losers indeed

    • @yesitsdenise7525
      @yesitsdenise7525 Рік тому

      yes total losers,

    • @alnibodycare
      @alnibodycare Рік тому +2

      100% I have zero respect for men who go to strip clubs and women in who let their partners. It’s disrespectful and trashy. My ex’s dad took him and his friends to a strip club when they were kids, that should’ve clued me into their values. Teaches men to disrespect women and that they are only objects to serve men. My current bf has never been in his life and has no desire to go. That’s more my vibe.

    • @jasg771
      @jasg771 Рік тому +39

      Sadly not everyone think so. But I do think it's important to have a man who doesn't go strip club. Men who frequent these places have difficulty staying monogamous.

    • @asmodiusjones9563
      @asmodiusjones9563 Рік тому +65

      @@jasg771as a man, it is inconceivable to me that anyone in normal society would consider it acceptable to go to a strip club. Like, that there are women out there who would be ok with their spouses going and gawking at naked women.
      My wife would never stand for that.

  • @bobanoda
    @bobanoda Рік тому +277

    It’s hard to watch the recaps after learning what happened to kalani ….i just feel so awful for her. Was never a fan of asuelo for his immaturity, cheating and overall manbaby-ness but this put it OVER the edge (obviously!)

    • @loolfactorie
      @loolfactorie Рік тому +5

      Her fault for sticking around. I'm not surprised he didn't want that stuckup, narcissistic whale.

    • @ghazale.355
      @ghazale.355 Рік тому

      ​@@loolfactoriedude troll much? What an empty comment lacking depth or intelligence. By the way there was once an episode where they talked about how in Samoa it's more attractive and beautiful to be bigger so your insult kind of is pointless

    • @sangel102
      @sangel102 Рік тому +45

      @@loolfactorieI see your future being very lonely 🥰

    • @loolfactorie
      @loolfactorie Рік тому +4

      @@sangel102 Or maybe I will find someone who is not an entitled whale who brings nothing to the table, and I myself will not be a cheating idiot like Asuelo. Niether of them are good people.

    • @cintiac1830
      @cintiac1830 Рік тому +3

      ⁠@@loolfactorieyou never know if you end up being the entitled whale in the relationship 😈

  • @darthdaddy3071
    @darthdaddy3071 Рік тому +178

    Dude after this episode and the trailer for the upcoming one, I don't know how ANY of these people are going to recommit. Aseulu/Kalani are donzo; Jovi is a selfish, hedonistic, immature prick who makes no effort to understand his wife's needs/wants; and Ed is an emotionally abusive little narcissist as always. Plus i just LOVE how a couple episodes he was berating Liz for not defending him, but in the trailer for the next one he's berating her for inserting herself. What a piece of work!

    • @ultraviolettas
      @ultraviolettas Рік тому +16

      hedonistic is the perfect word

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +2

      Exactly! I said the same thing about all of it!

  • @bobanoda
    @bobanoda Рік тому +213

    Soooooo….all three basically cheated on their wives. They all crossed boundaries that their wives gave them. ESPECIALLY Ed. He told Liz “I don’t need to see anyone else but you” then begs to go and says he won’t touch. Then touches the dancers.

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +8

      Yes, exactly!.

    • @asteriasheria2053
      @asteriasheria2053 Рік тому +1

      Liz is so pathetic, lol why is she even with ed? She's doesn't have kids with him and not married yet to him. Out of all the girls, she can just leave.

    • @rebeccagagnon4215
      @rebeccagagnon4215 Рік тому +8

      Most guys will not understand this point😢

    • @Los-pf3bi
      @Los-pf3bi Рік тому +1

      ​@jennifers1040 Wow! You are so pretty!😍

    • @Los-pf3bi
      @Los-pf3bi Рік тому +1

      How is going to a strip bar cheating??? I bet you wouldn't say the same thing if their wives went to a strip bar. Nothing wrong with appreciating some beauty.

  • @airscreensavers
    @airscreensavers Рік тому +72

    Thank you! I was waiting for everyone to see Jovi for who he is! Telling Yara to shut up?! After everything he's done, I can't stand him

  • @TattooOclock
    @TattooOclock Рік тому +45

    The fact that Jovi doesn’t think about one day his daughter will be able to see this, and see how he hurts her mom. Such a horrible person

  • @musagamingchick1386
    @musagamingchick1386 Рік тому +95

    I’m actually not mad at kalani, she looks so tired of being with someone who is probably very immature and doesn’t make the effort to make her feel loved, that why you shouldn’t stop dating your partner even if you married

  • @amayah596
    @amayah596 Рік тому +244

    Asuleu was ready to risk it all, if Jovi didn't stop him from going further with those strippers 🤦🏽‍♀️ it would've ended differently

    • @jasg771
      @jasg771 Рік тому +53

      Asuelu is the most immature, that's why he doesn't have an ounce of self restraint and discipline. He's really nothing, but Kalani was blind enough to choose him. Wonder why

    • @ItsYaBoi888
      @ItsYaBoi888 Рік тому +3

      ​@@jasg771because SHE IS NOTHING 😅

    • @lovem7635
      @lovem7635 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ItsYaBoi888what do you mean

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 Рік тому +3

      He doesn't exactly have anything to lose, Kalani is off cheating.

    • @sherbie1
      @sherbie1 Рік тому

      Kalani already was smashing her side piece xD

  • @laurenmichael3472
    @laurenmichael3472 Рік тому +55

    As a married man why would you want to go to the strip club? That’s just disgusting to me. They have wives. If they treated them better- what wife would have an issue stripping for their husband

    • @DMaria216
      @DMaria216 Рік тому +1

      So expensive too.

    • @k00ki3izkrazy
      @k00ki3izkrazy 10 місяців тому

      They could get a free stripper tbh lol but watch how fast they’d freak out if their wife or gf did OF

  • @stacymitchell518
    @stacymitchell518 Рік тому +213

    I'm so puzzled on how Jovi was able to land Yara, she's so amazing and so far out of his league it isn't even funny. Run Yara, run all of you girls....except Angela, she's lucky to have Michael, poor guy.

    • @FaePanx
      @FaePanx Рік тому +14

      He has money. That’s how…

    • @stacymitchell518
      @stacymitchell518 Рік тому +8

      @@FaePanx 🤑💵💰 you have just won the $25,000 question!!

    • @loolfactorie
      @loolfactorie Рік тому +2

      Women like money. They're just as shallow as eachother.

    • @Jerseyboondocks
      @Jerseyboondocks Рік тому +31

      ​@@loolfactorieeveryone likes money. Everyone *needs* money

    • @Jerseyboondocks
      @Jerseyboondocks Рік тому +28

      ​@@loolfactorieand you are commenting about that on an episode where the men go to a strip club when they're supposed to be at a relationship retreat😂 that's worse than shallow

  • @aoime22
    @aoime22 Рік тому +33

    Jovi is such a pig imo. He's pressuring her into having a second baby so she will be busy at home taking care of two kids while he freely does what he wants behind her back. If she is not comfortable with him being at the strip club, that's cheating. They're the epitomy of 'when you give an ugly guy a chance and he starts acting like you're the ugly one'.

  • @mackenzie95
    @mackenzie95 Рік тому +34

    You took me out when you called jovi a "trout mouth" 😂😂😂 i knew I wasn't the only one who thought that

  • @allysonlamba2960
    @allysonlamba2960 Рік тому +43

    Ive said it since the start of Last Resort...Jovi and yara are the most likely to break up. Yara is already basically a single mother, shes beautiful , knows her worth, has lots of friends, family support, and wants to live in Europe anyway. Jovi doesn't deserve that girl in any way.
    Also the "bro" he became in the strip club, i think thats how he is when hes away for work, which is why he doesn't want to work closer to home.

  • @kelseymarie1809
    @kelseymarie1809 Рік тому +44

    Jovi literally got ed to ask Liz for permission but didn’t think to get the same kind of permission from Yara? Ridiculous. She deserves better.

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 Рік тому +50

    Jovi pushed the other guys into worse behavior so that he could say how much of an Angel he was in comparison. Meanwhile, Jovi had been communicating with a stripper “friend” he knew to see if she would be working. Then insisted on the other guys going for “Asuelu’s first time”. It’s such a weak plan.

  • @44LillPuffin
    @44LillPuffin Рік тому +110

    I feel so bad for yara. I don't understand how paying people to take all their clothes off and imitate sex isn't cheating. Imo I think men who do this in general have no respect for women and lack character.

    • @mississipi1103
      @mississipi1103 Рік тому +25

      Facts, that tells me a lot about somebody's character if they enjoys these types of places.

    • @catrinacrystallina
      @catrinacrystallina Рік тому +5

      I think it’s bc Yara used to party hard with Jovi too. I know it was one the points of contention in one of their previous seasons. He mentioned that he misses going out with Yara and that she stopped wanting to do as much. All normal for her to do after having a kid. Just saying, I think Yara might not like it but she’s has her own wild past so I think that’s why she doesn’t view it that way.

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +7

      I actually teared up for her. She's deserves so much better. He doesn't love or respect her.

    • @44LillPuffin
      @44LillPuffin Рік тому +9

      @catrinacrystallina that's probably because as a young woman, she didn't see the exploitation in this type of male behaviour. Now she's older with her own daughter, it can change up people's perspective. Would she want her daughter in a position where she's taking her clothes off for men that she dosnt actually want to be naked in front of but needs the money? No, so why should any other woman. Her husbands brain isn't capable of any thoughts that don't allow him to do what he wants with no regard to anyone else.

    • @44LillPuffin
      @44LillPuffin Рік тому +8

      @mississipi1103 yes, what type of person wants to pay a person to be naked in front of them. They dont care that that person dosnt actually want to be naked in front of them. That tells me that person gives no fucks about real consent. The same with all sex work tbh. Nothing against the people who are doing it. But the people buying it are disgusting to me. Even porn, any time you watch a documentary or something on it The "stars" seem to be very fragile, people that are, a lot of the time, just re enacting the sexual abuse they have suffered from.

  • @heidi.midget9880
    @heidi.midget9880 Рік тому +154

    Girl I scroll past TLC spoilers until you post you are truly the only person who makes it bearable because the show has gone to shit but because of you I can keep up and be entertained 🎉🎉 thanks for raw dogging it so we don't have to

    • @melvinpeacock4709
      @melvinpeacock4709 Рік тому +1

      I can't believe that people actually watch the shows! There isn't one that isn't diisgusting

  • @s1msiee535
    @s1msiee535 Рік тому +141

    This is the first episode where someone pissed me off more than Ed. Thank you Jovi for being the runner up on the biggest piece of shit on the show ❤

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair Рік тому +125

    Ed is an undateable, annoying boulder human. Jovi is clearly a sex addict and 100% cheats. Asuelu needs to let Kalani move on and go back where he came from and live whatever his culture is there. And Kelly seems to be the only one who was a decent guy and he was wise and left...I'll leave the women alone but Yara is the most sane, decent person on the show and having another baby with Jovi is the worst idea possible.

    • @therewassun
      @therewassun Рік тому +2

      Kelly wouldn’t even help when whatername had a hysterectomy he just watched tv. He didn’t even help her get water

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair Рік тому +4

      @@therewassun I somewhat agree. When I say he's decent, I'm comparing him to the other guys present. Objectively, when considered amongst others outside the show, yeah...he's no catch, either. 😂
      I think he made a wise decision by leaving, though. To me, it shows he was serious about the relationship and wasn't there to just to play games and have fun.

    • @honestyisadyingvirtue
      @honestyisadyingvirtue Рік тому +1

      Kalani could make that choice herself. Asuelu isn't holding her back. She has tons of family support and can leave whenever she wants. Clearly they've supported her in all her terrible decisions up to this point, why wouldn't they support her in a decision that is actually good for her and the kids.

  • @tashahickey8766
    @tashahickey8766 Рік тому +48

    She called jovi a trout mouth mother F****er! 😂

  • @milliew.8842
    @milliew.8842 Рік тому +42

    I'm so glad Yara isn't giving Jovi anything he wants because he clearly doesn't care about her wants, needs, OR boundaries. Who thinks going to a strip club is a flex? He's so ick. He's worst than the other guys because he continuously tries to put himself on a pedestal. At least the other guys admit their bs.

  • @pinkcatflowers4141
    @pinkcatflowers4141 Рік тому +84

    asuelu being distraught about kalani being with another man is actually the FUNNIEST thing ever... considering he was drooling at the strip club 🙄🙄

  • @TabisWifey
    @TabisWifey Рік тому +41

    Kelly totally called it with Ed hopping on the stage 😂

  • @chicamala2918
    @chicamala2918 Рік тому +30

    Asuelu gives me serial killer vibes when he's at the club looking at the women 💀

  • @Carrjacked
    @Carrjacked Рік тому +39

    Hearing voices representing Ed will forever be my favorite thing of this channel

  • @ashlynbulsara4238
    @ashlynbulsara4238 Рік тому +136

    Jovi was giving me sociopathic mastermind this episode. Manipulating and enabling every single person in the entire group so he can get off through them and use Yara. Him saying “That means you’re focused on your marriage. 😈” was absolutely CHILLIN.

    • @pelliorosh
      @pelliorosh Рік тому +15

      Why did you copy this comment verbatim from someone else who posted it 7 hrs ago? You just left off the last few words. Ultraviolettas wrote the original comment.

    • @BeautyGoddess_101
      @BeautyGoddess_101 Рік тому +9

      You’re giving ME sociopathic mastermind by claiming someone else’s words as your own. If you don’t know what plagiarism and copyrights are, I hope you’re ready to get sued a LOT in your future!

    • @kaede1_346
      @kaede1_346 Рік тому +1

      Jovi was giving me sociopathic mastermind this episode. Manipulating and enabling every single person in the entire group so he can get off through them and use Yara. Him saying “That means you’re focused on your marriage. 😈” was absolutely CHILLING with that delivery. He’s a scary little pervy freak.

    • @sabrinashelton1997
      @sabrinashelton1997 Рік тому +2

      Lol, um ok. So chilling.

    • @rebelraani
      @rebelraani Рік тому

      dated someone like him and you're absolutely correct

  • @jrdavis9578
    @jrdavis9578 Рік тому +44

    I've never been to a strip club, nor do I desire that, even moreso after this episode. All these people are so broken.

  • @fluffystraightjacket733
    @fluffystraightjacket733 Рік тому +47

    The strip club part made me so uncomfortable I actually fast forward it after Ed went on stage. I don't want to watch a bunch of men in RELATIONSHIPS going to a strip club. It kind of felt wrong

  • @Milky_Mercy
    @Milky_Mercy Рік тому +28

    Is anyone surprised Ed broke his promise? He’s two-faced

  • @Dosesofrinaa
    @Dosesofrinaa Рік тому +29

    Jovie gives secret life vibes idk something about him and the way he moves is alarming . Wants to tie yara down with kids yet turned down a job close to home and rather be away from months .. idk bout yall but he wanna have his cake and eat it too !

    • @pash8523
      @pash8523 Рік тому +4

      No dude he literally probably is having a double life that’s why he moves in deceitful and baby trapping ways because he knows what he does is easy divorce-able without kids. He needs more kids to keep her trapped in his web. It’s literally a little to obvious how he had ulterior motives and his mom enables him and is not a girls girl!!!

    • @Dosesofrinaa
      @Dosesofrinaa Рік тому +2

      @@pash8523 THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE YARA FEEL LIKE A BAD WIFE FOR BEING ON BIRTH CONTROL AND HIS NOSEY ASS MOM ! Then came out to say he denied the job close to home I ALMOST FLIPPED THE DAMN TABLE

  • @viktorijasun3082
    @viktorijasun3082 Рік тому +18

    It's really sussy that Jovi still contacts the stripper from 7 years ago and they went on vacation together. I wouldn't feel comfortable with my partner doing that. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @saabnb9679
    @saabnb9679 Рік тому +30

    Yara’s waaaaayyyyyyy too good and pretty for Jovi wtf 😭

  • @lyndim100
    @lyndim100 Рік тому +40

    Jovi is the epitome of a narcissist.

  • @fallyneprinciotta9058
    @fallyneprinciotta9058 Рік тому +54

    I don’t understand this obsession with jovi. Yara is the most loyal and prettiest one within the entire 90 day cast. Yara needs a man not jovi. This is insane. Go to marriage boot camp and then go to a strip club. Make it make sense.
    Edit: I died at trout mouth he does has a huge fuckin mouth!!! I love it!! Reminds me of rhonj Danielle calling marge trout mouth.

    • @Okamisou
      @Okamisou Рік тому +3

      Im *also* trying to wrap my head around this

  • @ifitdontapplydontyoucry
    @ifitdontapplydontyoucry Рік тому +10

    " I'm N AmericN! Land of the free!!"😂😂 your Angela is on point 👌

  • @bibianaohio5399
    @bibianaohio5399 Рік тому +13

    Did Po just do a side eye after, "at least Jovi didn't cheat on me.."???!!! 😂😂😂

  • @lanisia5890
    @lanisia5890 Рік тому +17

    Jovi is very calculating he made sure to have Ed and asuelo do stuff at the club so he could say he behaved better when he was caught

  • @kinley.-.
    @kinley.-. Рік тому +75

    I’m so close to crying for yara ☹️ jovi is probably more toxic than the rest of them

    • @jennifers1040
      @jennifers1040 Рік тому +3

      I actually did last week and I don't know if I ever cried for someone on 90 day.

  • @leahanderson2683
    @leahanderson2683 Рік тому +15

    I'd divorce Jovi so fast. He has zero respect for his relationship or his wife. Shes said 10,000 times she doesnt like strippers. Abd this mf still goes. Wanna act single stay single.

    • @PoohBear92
      @PoohBear92 Рік тому +3

      And yet he wants another baby! And is mad at Yara for hiding birth control from him but look at all the crap he does behind her back 🙄

  • @meowcenary21
    @meowcenary21 Рік тому +13

    Omg, Asuelus's face at the club is my face seeing that delicious pizza topped with arugula that Amanda and Razvan got 😂

  • @witchgrrl
    @witchgrrl Рік тому +8

    I love your Angela impression, “I’m an American! Land of the free! 😂😂😂

  • @Windwalker88
    @Windwalker88 Рік тому +10

    Jovi is the guy that gets you in a bad situation, and when your both arrested he instantly snitches so you take the fall

  • @carlocalderon3659
    @carlocalderon3659 Рік тому +62

    It’s sad to see Kelley not with the guys on Boys Night 😢 I really wanted to see him there 🙁

    • @carliesacutieface
      @carliesacutieface Рік тому +14

      He's the one who deserved the good time, like wtf 😩

    • @carlocalderon3659
      @carlocalderon3659 Рік тому

      @@carliesacutiefaceyup 😢

    • @mandymayne154
      @mandymayne154 Рік тому

      Yaaas if anyone deserves to go to the club it's Kelly. That poor man put up with so much stuff emotionally during this show.

  • @ninaromijn1081
    @ninaromijn1081 Рік тому +7

    Jovi looks like an actual demon in the car on the way back

  • @quatchsass
    @quatchsass Рік тому +31

    Thanks for giving me something lighthearted to watch before I go to bed. There is so much sad lately in the world, your show is such a blessing. Thank you friend and God bless you!❤ ❤❤❤

  • @wendygo0990
    @wendygo0990 Рік тому +25

    Awesome video!!! Like always.. you had me on the floor when you called Jovi a "trout mouth" 😂😂😂😂I just can't with you

  • @amandasavage8926
    @amandasavage8926 Рік тому +17

    ... why does Jovi have strippers in his phone he knows where they work and has the familiarity to hit them up randomly...?

    • @DMaria216
      @DMaria216 Рік тому +1

      They are probably ummmm it rhymes with “bookers”

  • @imho5485
    @imho5485 Рік тому +19

    That look when you said jovi hadn’t cheated on Yara! I was in stitches.

  •  Рік тому +20

    Asuelu looks INSANE leering at them strippers.

  • @Kyubi_Nine_Tales
    @Kyubi_Nine_Tales Рік тому +23

    when jovi was threatening to tell liz that ed touch the stripper, what happened to ed's "I have a new thing with liz now, I don't keep secrets from liz." Ed should have not said "don't be a squealer" to jovi.

    • @Kyubi_Nine_Tales
      @Kyubi_Nine_Tales Рік тому

      if I was jovi, I would have told Liz anyways because he needs to keep his word on not keeping secrets from liz even if that does mean Ed will look poor on Liz.

  • @duck9886
    @duck9886 Рік тому +18

    Kalani feels sadness / guilt because her family is falling apart. She wanted her kids to grow up with both parents. Yeah, when ed said he feels bad for that pos told me all I need to know about that goof

  • @Samuel500ism
    @Samuel500ism Рік тому +12

    Taking Asuelu to a strip club ( a known cheater) is like taking a crackhead to a crack house and expecting him to only look.

  • @kittycatLOVExoxo
    @kittycatLOVExoxo Рік тому +18

    Yara is delusional if she thinks Jovi hasnt cheated

  • @sarahh2072
    @sarahh2072 Рік тому +9

    Ed only asked for permission bc there were cameras, and Jovi just stopped giving af a long time ago and is gonna do what he wants regardless of what Yara wants. Yara deserves WAY better... Jovi has an addiction he's not going to break

  • @metalheadheartbeat
    @metalheadheartbeat Рік тому +4

    "This trout mouth motherfucker" 😂😂😂 I'm dead!!! I KNEW he looked like something and you nailed it!! 😂😂😂❤

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove Рік тому +13

    The audacity of Jovi saying he's an angel while being the devil on Ed and Asualu's shoulder.

  • @jackrixon2687
    @jackrixon2687 Рік тому +8

    Plot twist is looking like the only surviving couple gonna be Angela and michael

  • @m.o.4240
    @m.o.4240 Рік тому +28

    "I won't touch anything"-Ed. The misogyny.

  • @muffinsdawg
    @muffinsdawg Рік тому +17

    I strongly believe Jovi would cheat on Yara if he had the chance. The problem is, he has no game

    • @darla4648
      @darla4648 Рік тому +7

      I feel like he already has been cheating

  • @sailor_anna9924
    @sailor_anna9924 Рік тому +27

    Jovi does not deserve Yara and I hope she sees her worth. She deserves to be treated like a queen. Also I agree, Kelly should have gone 😂 my man needed a night like that

    • @sdash6242
      @sdash6242 Рік тому

      But not every nice guy is going to pay for those plastic surgeries.

  • @Crinkle821
    @Crinkle821 Рік тому +5

    “Trout-Mouthed MFer”-best Jovi description!

  • @Graveyard333
    @Graveyard333 Рік тому +11

    Jovi is BLIND!!! He has such a beautiful wife. The reason he likes working on the road is to be "free", to go get drunk as he wants & have "fun" w strippers. I know the type. I used to work on the road, but I was boring & just work, slept & ate. But, its soooo obvious about jovi. And he is so selfish, wants more kids, to complete his family he can be with when he chooses. Sad. I wish I could show Yara what REAL, unconditional love is!

  • @2paranoid2think
    @2paranoid2think Рік тому +17

    I'm so happy for Kaylani. While the guys were at the club, she was having the best time ever 😂

    • @ombra711
      @ombra711 Рік тому

      You will never be happy in a relationship if you don't drop that toxic mindset

  • @jazzyj6640
    @jazzyj6640 Рік тому +15

    Jovi is immature. I hope Yara leaves him, and I'm glad she saved herself by being on birth control. He doesn't care about her!

  • @nimra47
    @nimra47 Рік тому +21

    And people are still on kalani about her cheating lol completely ignoring what asuelo does

  • @Ur2ndfyp
    @Ur2ndfyp Рік тому +8

    They legit acted like animals in the strip club smfh, threw Michael under a bus on fire and at full speed, ed lied abt “not touching” and asswellu just doesn’t give a damn that he’s abt to lose his family💀

  • @kaylynvandermerwe
    @kaylynvandermerwe Рік тому +9

    I can't look at Asuelu the same after Kalani told us everything he's done

  • @joannharrington2279
    @joannharrington2279 Рік тому +21

    The potato hit it out of the park again. I divorced my first husband for going to strip clubs. I understand Yara's frustration. To this day I do not understand the fascination with strip clubs when it comes to men. Can't wait for your Love After Lockup reviews.

    • @marszz333
      @marszz333 Рік тому +3

      I think they like the attention they receive. It makes them feel attractive to get attention from beautiful women. An ego boost I suppose.

    • @isa-morena
      @isa-morena Рік тому

      ​@@marszz333damn that's so pathetic. Men are icky I swear.

  • @erikaabdelazim544
    @erikaabdelazim544 Рік тому +5

    Po, your scream at 5:42 had me rolling on the floor laughing my booty off. Jovi is so disrespectful, dismissive, and because he is so unhappy with himself, an instigator. Misery truly does love company.

  • @justicesmith-stevenson9920
    @justicesmith-stevenson9920 Рік тому +18

    Yara deserves a a divorce 😅 like shes got all the proof shes needs cause him having strippers on call is crazy. Theres no way jovi isnt cheating. Why else wpuldnt he pick the job closer to home? Jovi makes me feel pukie😅

  • @rosiered3403
    @rosiered3403 Рік тому +79

    I love when you do the voices 😂
    I hope Yara leaves him, she can do so much better.

  • @raymond9716
    @raymond9716 Рік тому +12

    So weird all the guys were afraid of their women finding out about the strip club and what they did there, when they had a camera crew following them around the whole time and knew it would all be on national TV!

  • @AshYEETofficial
    @AshYEETofficial Рік тому +4

    11:53 "Mykellll... im gonna keel youu!" Had me ctfu 😂😂😂😂

  • @nathanshaw9688
    @nathanshaw9688 Рік тому +15

    I have wondered the same thing, Yara. WHAT is Jovi's OBSESSION with strip clubs? I have never been to a strip club that I thought that I wanted to go back. Overpriced and watered-down drinks. Ladies often aren't all that beautiful. Just not worth it. He does it against his wife's wishes. It's just not worth it.

  • @belravenswing1826
    @belravenswing1826 Рік тому +18

    I love your recaps! I got TLC so I could watch all the 90 day stuff (along with Dr Pimple Popper) but I realized that I prefer watching your recaps cause I won’t lose brain cells that way lol

  • @_MissLoLo
    @_MissLoLo Рік тому +16

    I've never been so excited for a recap 😂

  • @troubleinthevalley5884
    @troubleinthevalley5884 Рік тому +22

    Yara, just leave him, please!!!!! HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU!! She's taking this all on herself like what can she do better so he won't want to go see strippers and that makes me so sad. She's gorgeous, she seems like a good wife and mother and a smart woman (except when it comes to him for some reason). Again HE DOES NOT DESERVE HER! He has a problem and it's not Yara and it doesn't matter who he's with, he's not going to be satisfied. He wants the gorgeous wife and child just to say he has them but still wamts the job that takes him far away from his family for months at a time and would rather be out partyimg looking at strippers than being at home with his kids and his hot wife. I don't get it. That man hs issues and SHOULD NOT even be in a relationship let alone someone's husband and father. Also when she called him a trout mouth M Effer...YES HAHAHAHA, that's EXACTLY what he is. He's so goofy looking and sucks as a human, a man and a father I DO NOT at all get what Yara even saw in him in the first place or why the hell she stays. Shes must be extremely insecure and I don't understand why.

  • @romansinterludee
    @romansinterludee Рік тому +7

    I cannot get over the “Coming Up” part at the end with Ed. It seems like he had a problem with Liz taking his side.

  • @emmarita487
    @emmarita487 Рік тому +13

    Absolutely nothing saves a relationship more , than going to the strip club and having a lap- dance - enforcing the idea of not being able to trust a man. Absolute game changer

  • @kushgod8111
    @kushgod8111 Рік тому +11

    It's so hard to see Michael get emasculated by Angela episode after episode. He can't take a phone call but she can show her breasts to the world. Angela can get away with whatever, the double standard is amazing. I hope he makes it to the U.S. soon, cuz this old lady has held his life in her hands for far too long.

  • @zanealseymour
    @zanealseymour Рік тому +5

    I almost spit my soup out when you imitated big Ed’s voice 🤣🤣🤣 4:48 it kinda sounds like muscles man voice from regular show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dogtrainer4645
    @dogtrainer4645 Рік тому +6

    I love your Ed impersonation 😂😂 The duck quacking 🦆over the swear words is 🤌🏼

  • @bigwoogc
    @bigwoogc Рік тому +19

    Thank you Po for your time and energy. I love your videos!

  • @sdomingo2548
    @sdomingo2548 Рік тому +6

    The scream caught me so off guard holyshit💀💀💀

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable Рік тому +3

    "I can't say the word 'sex' on UA-cam, they're very strict"
    *Me remembering the times of Two Girls, One Cup* 😂😂😂