ASUELU GONE WILD... | 90 Day The Last Resort Ep 7

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  • @TheFallonCarrington
    @TheFallonCarrington Рік тому +1300

    Is anyone surprised that Jovi doesn’t know how to eat cause I’m not lol

    • @mythots
      @mythots  Рік тому +172

      HAHAHAHA FOR REAL

    • @dominiquawharton
      @dominiquawharton Рік тому +2

      Me neither. He looks like he’d rather have someone eat his pickle, than to return the favor… selfish ass man child.

    • @Sinsteel
      @Sinsteel Рік тому +239

      Is anyone surprised that Asuelu supposedly can?? I am!

    • @braunbaerchen98
      @braunbaerchen98 Рік тому +207

      @@Sinsteel Now we know how he got a white tongue 🤣🤣🤣

    • @emergencyfood7135
      @emergencyfood7135 Рік тому +3

      Yea, a person that focuses on their own pleasure only are gonna be bad in bed no matter how much practice they get.

  • @kayladaguplo2687
    @kayladaguplo2687 Рік тому +343

    Pressuring your wife into having another kid while not knowing how to eat kewchie is WILD

    • @_SunscreenQueen_
      @_SunscreenQueen_ Рік тому +79

      While also having a stripper on speed dial. The audacity

    • @htcheeto420
      @htcheeto420 Рік тому +16

      DJ Khaled behavior

    • @kcar8974
      @kcar8974 Рік тому +2

      ​@@htcheeto420👏👏👏

    • @mayjailerxx
      @mayjailerxx Рік тому +7

      @@htcheeto420ain’t no fat ….telling me what he ain’t eating!😤

    • @trashchannel2456
      @trashchannel2456 Рік тому

      About every 2 words of your comment put together is crazy. Seriously tho, that’s abuse, how can all this be aired on TV

  • @PLM0721
    @PLM0721 Рік тому +793

    Jovi is the prime example of “It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.” 🙄

  • @ConsciousLivingASMR
    @ConsciousLivingASMR Рік тому +871

    Ed is an energy vampire! That’s why Liz looks drained af 😢 poor girl is being gaslighted 25/8 😂

    • @BubblyinUSA2010
      @BubblyinUSA2010 Рік тому +24

      He’s what we call a Narcissist! They do this just like he does…

    • @dominiquawharton
      @dominiquawharton Рік тому +12

      But if we keep getting the Liz that was bashing him during the sex session, I think she’s gonna be alright. Ed needs to be knocked off of his pedestal a few times to bring him back down to earth. Right now, I’m looking at it like it’s a Mortal Kombat fight because I just finished the game, but I need for Liz to become Mileena so she can bite off Shang Tsung…. I mean Ed’s head off…. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sinsteel
      @Sinsteel Рік тому +14

      Meh, they're colleagues, in it together to gaslight us all.

    • @ConsciousLivingASMR
      @ConsciousLivingASMR Рік тому +5

      @@dominiquawharton haha “Big” Ed is so lucky it’s not me instead of Liz, I’ll humble him real quick 💀🤣

    • @ConsciousLivingASMR
      @ConsciousLivingASMR Рік тому +3

      @@Sinsteel i don’t doubt that! I’m just saying the “character” he’s playing, is an energy sucker, if not real.

  • @ItsKishaK
    @ItsKishaK Рік тому +994

    Molly’s daughter called Kelly the N word and Molly didn’t try to defend him. That’s a HUGE part of the end of their relationship

    • @beanbun2312
      @beanbun2312 Рік тому +149

      the way he said "don't ask me, ask HER!" 😔

    • @clmk28
      @clmk28 Рік тому +34

      Kelly run to walk!

    • @intheraw6393
      @intheraw6393 Рік тому +82

      Yea idk why nobody is bringing it up in these recaps lol

    • @rollingthunder8223
      @rollingthunder8223 Рік тому +40

      Molly's daughter is part black

    • @rollingthunder8223
      @rollingthunder8223 Рік тому

      Molly looks like the one today the n word

  • @Lzrdman91
    @Lzrdman91 Рік тому +388

    Jovi wonders why yara taking birth control, but he has strippers on speed dial. Like bro your answers are in front of you. She doesn’t trust you because you’re not taking your marriage seriously. And he doesn’t have the right to talk about Ed and how he treats Liz.

    • @julief2830
      @julief2830 Рік тому +10

      Great point!

    • @valenciasanchez93
      @valenciasanchez93 Рік тому +11

      Yeah and I’m sure he is wayyyy worse when he’s working out of THE COUNTRY for MONTHS at a time. Not sure why she’s still with him.

    • @oliviam2000
      @oliviam2000 Рік тому +8

      This! Idk how Yara puts up with him! He’s so immature and quiet frankly has no redeeming qualities in my opinion. He’s rude to her, he doesn’t listen to her, he’s betrayed her trust more time than we can count. The fact that hes all “don’t tell the girls” while they’re ON CAMERA proves he knows he’ll get away w it even if they do find out. I hate that yara cares for him so much when he clearly has little to no respect for her or her well being.

    • @valenciasanchez93
      @valenciasanchez93 Рік тому +7

      @@oliviam2000 it’s cause they have a baby together. If it weren’t for the baby she would of probably left a long time ago

    • @emilyh.8704
      @emilyh.8704 Рік тому

      I honestly think jovi is a sex addict..he's always pushing his poor wife for sex and if that's not enough he always in those nasty ass strip clubs!

  • @baronthered
    @baronthered Рік тому +442

    Ed admitting he's totally going to both go to the strip club and then tell on the group is something else.

    • @intheraw6393
      @intheraw6393 Рік тому +23

      🐍🐍🐍

    • @Milky_Mercy
      @Milky_Mercy Рік тому +36

      Ed is a weasel they shouldn’t have even included him. Not saying what they’re doing is right but if they wanna make sure they don’t get caught, don’t tell Ed.

    • @adriasorensen2249
      @adriasorensen2249 Рік тому +5

      Shoot, I didn't realize Ed was still going, and he's going to tell. Ugh! Double sleeve bag

    • @melaniemelanin
      @melaniemelanin Рік тому +6

      I don’t think Ed is going he was just pretending. Cuz the guys are going to hate him once Liz tells the girls and they’re all busted.

    • @Milky_Mercy
      @Milky_Mercy Рік тому +3

      @@melaniemelanin Ed reminds me of that little tattletale kid from Recess. Just looking to get others in trouble

  • @despain8726
    @despain8726 Рік тому +338

    Jovi is 100% the kinda dude who doesnt go down on women

    • @julief2830
      @julief2830 Рік тому +53

      he talks a big game but can't take care of "that" in the bedroom. Just my opinion lol

    • @jesslandrose8225
      @jesslandrose8225 Рік тому +38

      I don’t think he does any 4play either. No wonder Yara doesn’t like to do it as much.

    • @paulapancake3069
      @paulapancake3069 Рік тому +10

      No wonder She wants to leave.
      She was toothfished haha

    • @despain8726
      @despain8726 Рік тому

      Not a brag but it’ll come out that way, but it’s something I enjoy. Seeing the pure ecstasy while a woman’s quakes is probably one of the best feelings. Especially when they start telling you to stop 😭😭😭(and no I’m not talking about assault this is usually how people out themselves as virgins)

    • @loism1965
      @loism1965 Рік тому +13

      Yet he should! With that MOUTH of his!...lol

  • @monsieurshai
    @monsieurshai Рік тому +165

    No wonder Kalani can't be with Asuelu anymore, I get it he's funny and he has a lot of energy. But even I, a bystander, thought about how Asuelu got a yeast infection on his tongue from going down on a girl while seeing his fruit performance. 😭

    • @nobuhlemasombuka3167
      @nobuhlemasombuka3167 Рік тому +27

      Same here 🙋🏾‍♀️, I was like “Yep now we know, now we know 😌” 😹

    • @xenondoro8573
      @xenondoro8573 Рік тому

      And that's exactly why Kalani told that fabricated story. To degrade him. Oral thrush is not a STI, nor is it contagious. It has absolutely nothing to do with a yeast infection or oral sex.

    • @that.ll_do_pig
      @that.ll_do_pig Рік тому +5

      🤢

  • @anonmony6195
    @anonmony6195 Рік тому +456

    i swear liz is looking worst the longer shes with him

    • @deontrajones2995
      @deontrajones2995 Рік тому +47

      She's kinda starting to look like him...

    • @km4336
      @km4336 Рік тому +16

      I really can't understand why she's still with him

    • @kaelarenee4238
      @kaelarenee4238 Рік тому +10

      I j ust always thought they were such a Weird couple from day one, but I agree now they may be made for each other🤷🏾‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️lmfao this world has produced Stranger things😂😂

    • @dheireea
      @dheireea Рік тому +6

      I don't feel sorry for her at all, that's her own fault

    • @amandawoolbright1804
      @amandawoolbright1804 Рік тому +5

      I agree! She’s looked more and more exhausted

  • @elledavis6224
    @elledavis6224 Рік тому +697

    Asuelu is kind of hilarious 😂

    • @darthdaddy3071
      @darthdaddy3071 Рік тому +94

      Id hate to be married to him, but I would love to have him in my friend group. He seems super fun to be around lol

    • @EmEm78
      @EmEm78 Рік тому +40

      He really is. Prior to seeing him on TLR, I was convinced that he had no redeeming qualities and really didn't like him, but seeing how hilarious he is has made me dislike him a lot less. I mean, he's still a useless manchild, but at least he's got the funny thing going for him.

    • @neoho6096
      @neoho6096 Рік тому +24

      And he’s a freak. Who knew 😂😂😂😂

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +10

      I feel sorry for him. He's not the only one in his marriage who's made plenty of mistakes but listening to her & her sister, you would think so.

    • @bimbokoopa7285
      @bimbokoopa7285 Рік тому +2

      I'd have left him at the terminal. But yeah, he's the Bruh of all Bros!!

  • @benny_boop
    @benny_boop Рік тому +119

    “Dr Jenny” I can’t get over the uncanny resemblance. Maybe she’s like Roger the Alien and has all these different identities with different jobs and outfits.

  • @laurenr9659
    @laurenr9659 Рік тому +271

    As soon as the guys said they were gonna invite Ed two episodes ago I was like "he's gonna snitch 100%". And what do you know? He tells the guys he won't say anything, then snitches 😂 Jovi always knew Ed would snitch though, he's not that dumb. I think he wanted that. Which is crazy because he's the only one with something to lose. Kalani is checked out and so is Molly. Ed could run over Liz with another girl in the car and she'd still take him back, so 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk what Jovi's up to. He knows Yara will ef him up. This is an addiction.

    • @lillytales4965
      @lillytales4965 Рік тому +21

      Lmao Ed running over Liz with another girl in the car...it's so funny it's almost sad because it's true

    • @melaniemelanin
      @melaniemelanin Рік тому +4

      Maybe Jovi wanted entertainment by watching Asuelu’s marriage crumble he will easily say he did it cuz Asuelu wanted too.

    • @laurenr9659
      @laurenr9659 Рік тому +2

      @@melaniemelanin at the risk of his own marriage? He knows Yara hates the strip club. I feel like his addiction is rearing its ugly head and he can't control himself. Especially how he described it "Asuelu has never been and it's part of American culture so I want to take him so he can experience America." Lol WHAT? You already know that's his excuse for Yara.

    • @NJItalianGal747
      @NJItalianGal747 Рік тому

      Yes

    • @tiffanyswensen9490
      @tiffanyswensen9490 Рік тому +1

      Your comment had me laughing so hard. 100% on point!

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 Рік тому +173

    Sometimes I wonder how Kalani could’ve fell in love with someone as childish and petulant as Asuelu, but then episodes like this make me understand 😂

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому

      The women acted Worse than the men!

    • @juliusmaehlich3138
      @juliusmaehlich3138 Рік тому

      Asuelu to me is a gross immature cheating ignorant 3rd worlder.

    • @stop--
      @stop-- Рік тому +8

      @@marknewton6984Begone, misogynist. I can see your other comments, you know.

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому

      I hope you see them all.

    • @RyuzaChuden
      @RyuzaChuden 11 місяців тому

      @@stop--she got pregnant, it wasn’t love that drove them together long term

  • @kiblz
    @kiblz Рік тому +425

    Asuelu is so funny, he’s a cheating manchild.. but omg he’s so funny 🤣

    • @amba8765
      @amba8765 Рік тому +24

      Its awful because even tho i know how bad he's been i cant help but to find him fucking adorable lol 😂

    • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
      @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 Рік тому +15

      At least we now know why Kalani stayed with Asuelo as long as she has!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ruthalejandra8888
      @ruthalejandra8888 Рік тому +6

      I love your videos tooo 🤩🤩🤩

    • @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT
      @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT Рік тому

      @@mx0x0 your comment made me laugh so much I almost woke my sister up 😂😂😂

    • @mannequinchaos
      @mannequinchaos Рік тому +3

      Bruh no wonder he got thrush. Eating be cheating

  • @CallmeYeru
    @CallmeYeru Рік тому +153

    I honestly believe that after 6 years Michael hasn't gotten his visa or at least an interview for it or an answer because Angela has not filed for it AT ALL! That's what my ex did to me and she seems like the type to do so and hold that above him just for monetary gain and just to be IN THE SHOW!

    • @philerbuni
      @philerbuni Рік тому +10

      Yes! And it's just another way for her to control him.

    • @Milky_Mercy
      @Milky_Mercy Рік тому +23

      Yeah, something’s off about it. After six years, no progress?

    • @MrsNgabire
      @MrsNgabire Рік тому +10

      Does Michael even have proof that she's started the visa process? I'm bewildered when people have no part of such a major process and just expect/trust the American to do the entire submission. When I was working on my husband's visa, I made sure he saw every step, had him fill out some parts himself and added his email so that he received updates... And he had no reason not to trust me. I can't imagine why Michael trusts Angela

    • @shelbyj1433
      @shelbyj1433 Рік тому +5

      @@MrsNgabire I mean, I'm sure he doesn't trust her, but what can he do? He can't obtain a visa on his own. He is at the mercy of angela in that regard.

    • @MimiRAM0NE
      @MimiRAM0NE 5 місяців тому

      He should break up with her. It would be easy as hell, he's way over there.

  • @mythots
    @mythots  Рік тому +13

    my editing software crashed 3x, the episode clips kept blacking out for some reason when i tried to add them in this video, and then my wifi wouldn't connect. BUT IT'S ALL GOOD NOW.

    • @F1obsessedchica
      @F1obsessedchica Рік тому

      What video editing software do you use? I’m in need of one. Thank you.

  • @kiblz
    @kiblz Рік тому +146

    Dude the cast doesn’t know what we look like, let’s go undercover and meet the cast 🤣. We are “interns”

  • @Lu3Newt
    @Lu3Newt Рік тому +25

    If I was a guest at this resort, I would DEMAND a refund

  • @colecitaa
    @colecitaa Рік тому +108

    Asuelu is hilarious for showing how he got that white tongue 😩🚑

    • @xenondoro8573
      @xenondoro8573 Рік тому +6

      Please cite the study that says oral trush is a STI. Oh yeah, there isn't one. It's not a STI, it's not contagious and has nothing to do with oral sex. Geez, a simple google search would tell you this.

    • @Hisherly
      @Hisherly Рік тому

      ​@@xenondoro8573but sex can trigger thrush

    • @colecitaa
      @colecitaa Рік тому

      @@xenondoro8573 Asuelu is hilarious for showing how he got that white tongue 😩🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑😛

    • @reiinon
      @reiinon Рік тому

      @@xenondoro8573”oral thrush is not classified as a STI, but can be triggered by sex”.

    • @roxycottontail456
      @roxycottontail456 Рік тому

      ​@xenondoro8573 he could have contracted it by performing oral on someone who who has yeast infection

  • @Carolina404ATL
    @Carolina404ATL Рік тому +106

    Poor Liz, not only she looks depressed as hell but she also looks older too. Either that 💰must be worth it or her contract is awful, she needs to let Humpty Dumpty go... Run Liz, Ruuuuuuun 🏃🏻‍♀

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Рік тому +2

      She was stuck As a barista wishing for child custody before he asked her to be on the show since his first choice said No! So what would she run too?

    • @astherielleloella-ximena402
      @astherielleloella-ximena402 Рік тому +8

      ​@joywebster2678 um liz GIVE UP custody of her daughter, and she was never a barista. She was a manger at a high-end restaurant. She was NOT suffering at all!!!

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Рік тому +1

      @astherielleloella-ximena402 well on the first episode we saw her, she was asking coffee in a Cafe that ED went into. It was not a high end restaurant. She told him she was trying to make money because she had to leave her child with her husband be ause she couldn't afford her. When they moved in together finally, she moved her daughter in with her and Ed for awhile. So no i disagree with your assertion.

    • @Toskrr
      @Toskrr Рік тому +2

      I’m wondering if she and Ed have a drinking problem that they both exasperate in each other. It would explain why Liz is looking a little wan, it could be the stress if the emotional abuse too, or both.

    • @isabellancali5388
      @isabellancali5388 Рік тому

      Have you seen the latest ET coverage of the 10th anniversary of 90 Day Fiancé? They both actually look worse when Melicia stops them to interview them.

  • @oaktownstunna
    @oaktownstunna Рік тому +17

    When the song said "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" Asuelu took it literally.

  • @PrincessKirbyy
    @PrincessKirbyy Рік тому +31

    your Molly impression is SO freaking spot on!! i die every time you do it

  • @BlaecOleander
    @BlaecOleander Рік тому +22

    So this is probably only the first time I've ever paid attention to Molly's voice and OMG when she started talking in the bathroom, I thought Po was still mocking her 😅😅😅

  • @JessicaLizzeti-rq7ib
    @JessicaLizzeti-rq7ib Рік тому +365

    How Liz even DEALS. Convinced she’s just as whacked out as Ed. Because no one can be that unaware of what situation they’re in.

    • @laurenr9659
      @laurenr9659 Рік тому +29

      She loves the attention, money, and drama

    • @benny_boop
      @benny_boop Рік тому

      She’s a severe alcoholic.

    • @SataniaMcDowel
      @SataniaMcDowel Рік тому +6

      She's getting paid for it , who wouldn't endure that for a big , fat check?

    • @Limitedonathios
      @Limitedonathios Рік тому +23

      @@SataniaMcDowelso many people wouldn’t, including me. But I honestly think it’s just that toxic love. Like look at the worst couples on the show, 90% of them are still together. Same for real life. Something about it locks people in

    • @youneedtostop
      @youneedtostop Рік тому +6

      ​@@laurenr9659also alcohol. She loves alcohol.

  • @saneira
    @saneira Рік тому +97

    When Jovi says "Don't tell my wife" about the strip club plans, I got the impression he totally knows Yara will later find out the guys went to a strip club. BUT if none of the guys say anything, then he can gaslight her all he wants about his role in the planning and talking to his stripper friends.

    • @xenondoro8573
      @xenondoro8573 Рік тому +14

      The fact he says that while being on TV suggests it's 100% scripted.

    • @catrinacrystallina
      @catrinacrystallina Рік тому +1

      The cameras are right there. I think they all know it’s going to come out but this is one of the stories production created for them to go along with. Viewers get drama and potentially seeing some of the cast members acting a fool.

  • @birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064
    @birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064 Рік тому +101

    We must thank this potato for putting her self pain and torture for watch all these shows. Just bring us her funniest bit. 🎉❤

  • @نيشا-د2م
    @نيشا-د2م Рік тому +293

    I’m going to take everything Molly says with a grain of salt b/c whenever she tends to reveal “details” about her & Kelly’s relationship, it’s always when she’s by herself with another couple. She never says what she hast to say unless Kelly isn’t there, & I find that very suspicious. She literally had an opportunity to expose Kelly, or talk about the actual problems within the relationship, but of course she does it when she’s alone. There’s a 99% chance that none of the events she tells people actually happened. However, I want to wait till the ‘Tell All,’ comes out to see Kelly’s reaction as well, but for now I don’t believe anything Molly is saying.

    • @darthdaddy3071
      @darthdaddy3071 Рік тому +50

      Three bucks says she never bothered to tell him directly and specifically the things she wanted from him. Like when she was recovering from surgery, I'll bet that she just expected him to read her mind and do all that stuff for her and then was surprised when he didn't. Meanwhile, he's probably thinking everything is good in the hood, and she's over there stewing in resentment and problems of her own making.
      Plus, she keeps claiming that "the Kelly who came to Georgia wasn't the kelly she fell in love with..." like what does that even mean? In what way? Notice she never gives specific details, just gets all defensive and starts going on about how she's a mother and a business owner. I think she's just being selfish frankly.

    • @thelocalartisanguide7937
      @thelocalartisanguide7937 Рік тому +22

      They keep not telling the truth of what happened between Molly, Kelly and her daughter Olivia which is what caused them to break up.

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +2

      Good call. You're gonna be shocked at the tell all.

    • @leslie3188
      @leslie3188 Рік тому +26

      also her ex bestfriend is still really good friends with kelly but she no longer speaks to molly and i feel like if kelly really was horrible he would of been the one to get cut off not molly

    • @carolineyawale
      @carolineyawale Рік тому +7

      @@darthdaddy3071Kelly was an a$$ for not helping her after her surgery.

  • @sophiamontano3705
    @sophiamontano3705 Рік тому +55

    all hail queen potato

  • @briggyb
    @briggyb Рік тому +39

    I watch NONE of these shows. Ever. But these recaps are so good. 10/10 😊

  • @AlmostHeavenly
    @AlmostHeavenly Рік тому +58

    It feels like you’re my best friend and just telling me about your show. I love it

  • @4n4l4n4
    @4n4l4n4 Рік тому +13

    Ed covering Liz's eyes so she doesn't see Asuelu's junk is rlly annoying especially since he himself, flashed his own junk at Angela.

  • @joywebster2678
    @joywebster2678 Рік тому +371

    Why is Mikul the only person that can't even visit the USA on a tourist visa? If they let Jasmin in,....why not Mikul?

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd Рік тому +72

      I think it's just difficult in general for Nigerians to get visas. I wonder if Angela wasn't truly working hard to get it approved. An international organization that I work for had a training this summer and two Nigerians couldn't even get visa appointments for an only two week job. Other Africans did get visas.

    • @melissaroe3376
      @melissaroe3376 Рік тому

      And at least he wouldnt act like an ahole walking in the room like shes the queen of sheba saying whats up bzs like an immature idiot

    • @nursetinalouise
      @nursetinalouise Рік тому +28

      Jasmine got a finance visa, not tourist. Basically anyone from a developing nation will be denied tourist visa even to come temporarily even for birth of his child etc. That’s why a fiancé/spouse is valuable to them but even these visas take 2-10 years! In early season, it was said Michael was denied his finance visa after getting all through the long process to the interview step, so they got married there and apparently started the spousal visa process which is taking several years now.

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 Рік тому +10

      ​@@nursetinalouisefiance visa not finance visa.

    • @EST.1996
      @EST.1996 Рік тому +28

      Unfortunately some countries it’s very hard getting visas . I hate to make it about this but it’s definitely because he is a Nigerian man . That’s all I’ll say lol 😅

  • @LeFroge
    @LeFroge Рік тому +25

    I love when Poe says "Jarva and Yovi" 😂❤

    • @MiracleMorris
      @MiracleMorris Рік тому +1

      I say that a lot and I have to catch myself lmao

  • @Wendy-Williams-NC
    @Wendy-Williams-NC Рік тому +26

    It's so messed up that Kalani is still trying to "fix" the marriage for those kids....haven't we established that staying together for the sake of children can do so much more damage than divorce?? Its always gonna be a NO-WIN situation because even if a couple can pretend to get along or love each other enough to fool the kids, one or both parents are living miserably or even in disgust causing even more trauma to deal with later....Not to mention 2 people are closing the door to potentially finding a loving partner who could be a wonderful parent to the children involved. A loving, accepting, emotionally healthy step-parent is so much better than the whole "lets pretend to be happy until they are 18" parents!!!

  • @Creativeambitionz_LLC
    @Creativeambitionz_LLC Рік тому +43

    I dont blame any of them for being there just for the check. Vacation, not much required, paycheck. Abso freaking lutley 😂

  • @jar7840
    @jar7840 Рік тому +21

    Are we finally seeing a glimpse of why Kalani might have liked Asuelu in the first place?

  • @dirtpancakes
    @dirtpancakes Рік тому +22

    I can’t the way Kelly clocks ppl so fast💀💀

  • @jessikagraley1362
    @jessikagraley1362 Рік тому +59

    I wouldn’t take a million dollars to be with ED

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому +4

      True. He is gross.

    • @off-gridsimplyhappyrodriguez
      @off-gridsimplyhappyrodriguez Рік тому +2

      Depends on how long 😂😩

    • @emilyh.8704
      @emilyh.8704 Рік тому

      I just don't get it, wth does his wife see in him or any other woman?? Sorry to be so rude but I'm being honest here y'all

  • @stacie9894
    @stacie9894 Рік тому +12

    I love when you do their voices! It's perfect!

  • @akaLaBrujaRoja
    @akaLaBrujaRoja Рік тому +19

    When you said “doctor Jenny ba-CAWK” I laughed so hard I started coughing 🤣

  • @neoho6096
    @neoho6096 Рік тому +67

    Imagine having Ed for SEVEN LIFETIMES!!

  • @Rozzay_5
    @Rozzay_5 Рік тому +31

    Asuelu is giving more affection to Kelly than he EVER has with Kalani

  • @dominiquawharton
    @dominiquawharton Рік тому +66

    Po, you’re freaking hilarious and adorable! I love seeing your videos! Thank you ❤

  • @juliasade2784
    @juliasade2784 Рік тому +5

    Hearing you sing "RRREEEEEECAAAAAAP!" makes my shoulders shimmy shake. I love it. Made my day

    • @mythots
      @mythots  Рік тому +3

      oooo i love a good SHIMMY SHAKE!

  • @emergencyfood7135
    @emergencyfood7135 Рік тому +23

    You're commentary is pretty tame and not cruel for someone looking at these people as characters. So keep it up.

    • @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT
      @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT Рік тому +2

      I agree with you, I’ve seen others comment on the show and it’s like 1000% worse. YourWetSock goes hard mode 😂😂😂

    • @emergencyfood7135
      @emergencyfood7135 Рік тому

      @@StrawberryCakeStudiosYT Lmao love Wetsock, you should see Winebox papi he goes hard on the looks.🤣🤣

    • @angietsiganova9143
      @angietsiganova9143 Рік тому +1

      @@StrawberryCakeStudiosYTOmg fucking love that dude

    • @numinoir
      @numinoir 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@StrawberryCakeStudiosYTwineboxpapi goes harderrrrrrr 💀 and is funny AF cause he's also an actual comedian.

    • @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT
      @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT 5 місяців тому

      @@numinoir I’ll look into his videos :)

  • @HlayisaniKubayi
    @HlayisaniKubayi Рік тому +11

    " Ed and I at least we are more compatible physically.. we both round and short"😂😂😂 3:48

  • @Pech9
    @Pech9 Рік тому +14

    Kahlani's COMPLETE lack of sexual attraction to Aseulu 💀

  • @Akayram7
    @Akayram7 Рік тому +1

    @7:17 LMFAO “back to therapy with Angela and MYKUUUL” in Angela’s raspy voice

  • @phoenixwest330
    @phoenixwest330 Рік тому +43

    Omg, Po!!! I couldn’t click on this fast enough!!! Plus hoping your pup is feeling better!!! Plus better without the wiggggg!!! Love you!!!

    • @BlahMcGee
      @BlahMcGee Рік тому +1

      Don't act like you know the potato personally. No one knows who you are including her.

    • @reeceytoohigh
      @reeceytoohigh Рік тому +2

      ​@BlahMcGee Let people live their lives, you're boring.

  • @forgetmeknot1964
    @forgetmeknot1964 Рік тому +12

    I want to unsee what Asuelu just did to that cherry. My next therapy session is on tlc for airing that 💀

  • @DBSKxSECRETsarang39
    @DBSKxSECRETsarang39 Рік тому +9

    I wouldn't be surprised if Jovi doesn't last longer than a TikTok video.

  • @Chanda2106
    @Chanda2106 Рік тому +16

    Your impersonations always have me rollin 😂

  • @alessandrajackson3768
    @alessandrajackson3768 Рік тому +223

    I’ll be honest, I gained sympathy for Molly after this episode. Not contributing to the relationship financially, not being there for her during the surgery, and I can understand losing attraction if someone doesn’t have the drive that they used to.
    But that being said, I can’t fully judge because I don’t know Kelly’s side.

    • @tara-aapje.
      @tara-aapje. Рік тому +20

      Yeah, I do think it's pretty weird she only talks about his, let's say shortcomings, when he's not there. If it's true, I definitely agree with you :)

    • @midnite325
      @midnite325 Рік тому +15

      Are you aware of the side she has now? Her new hero is a hard-core drug dealer & her past is far from innocence.

    • @beautyindarkness
      @beautyindarkness Рік тому +12

      @@midnite325 Nooooooo! I hadn't heard any of that! I still want to know what happened with Olivia and Kelly that day that completely ripped apart her friendship with Cynthia. I sure didn't see that coming and it's so sad.

    • @thisismyinferno
      @thisismyinferno Рік тому +19

      Shes contradicted herself alot. Said she didn't say the things that was filmed of her saying it. Maybe it's not what she meant? But she did say it. And I heard the time of her recovery was recorded of her saying he was a big support of her and she couldn't ask for more. But I don't know.... I just really believe Kelly is genuine.

    • @bre5528
      @bre5528 Рік тому +1

      @@beautyindarkness Yup, I thought they were Besties forever. What happened?

  • @thearmchairanthropologist1683
    @thearmchairanthropologist1683 Рік тому +42

    So did Liz confirm she was also a leprechaun in a past life or was she a human who fell for a leprechaun in a past life? Or was that one of her 7 lives she didn’t share with him? Haha

    • @karinahernandez2059
      @karinahernandez2059 Рік тому

      QHHT one of the hypnosis technique, if you ever want to try it out, you are shown different lifes, no such thing as past lifes, time is not linear. You could've been a rock, a plant, an animal, an elemental. 28 lifes does not mean she was human in all of them. When I did my session with my therapis, he explained to not be surprised from what I saw, I had to describe it. That not all the lifes are human, and he did not elaborate more until I finished the session. You are concious during the whole thing, is like sleep paralysis and being awake while another part of you is seeing and experiencing the life that is being presented. I had many lifes too but the 4 I was shown 3/4 I was a man. And my subconciousness told me that my origin is cosmic meaning I am not even from Earth originally. But for some reason I am here, now I gotta stick to my life's purpose. PS English is not my first language, sorry for the grammar mistakes

  • @AnnaMuzaza
    @AnnaMuzaza Рік тому +8

    I don't care what any one else says...these fellas look like they were having tons of fun at this resort lol. Hopefully their issues were sorted at the end of it, but their scream laughing said a lot!!! hahaha

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist Рік тому +9

    Ed will say "you're the one" the pretty much anyone who will put up with him ... he's just desperate....

  • @spontaneouscorner464
    @spontaneouscorner464 Рік тому +11

    I love how you summarize the episodes 😂you are so hilarious 😂 love it❤

  • @joywebster2678
    @joywebster2678 Рік тому +13

    Oh no we've known Kalani and Auselu for almost 5 years now? Oyyyy

  • @Kelz-u8r
    @Kelz-u8r Рік тому +7

    There's a whole video circulating where ASUELU is seen cozying up to WINTER. YES. CHANTELL'S SISTER WINTER.

    • @keyia1983
      @keyia1983 Рік тому +2

      What!!!! I'm gonna have to look for that

  • @corncob6323
    @corncob6323 Рік тому +4

    Your ED impression is so spot-on I'm cackling in the car and people are staring at me 😂😂

  • @ammcd2012
    @ammcd2012 Рік тому +2

    She has never been a police officer. Imagine going to work knowing it may be your last day on earth. He desrved to relax during his retirement start...

  • @HoneyflowerNectarMoon
    @HoneyflowerNectarMoon Рік тому +8

    Jovi doesn't see the reason to cuddle or romance his wife, so I'm not surprised that he doesn't know how to eat 😺

  • @jbslimshaddy
    @jbslimshaddy Рік тому +8

    Nobody:
    LITERALLY NOBODY!:
    Angela: 'I'm an American, Land of the F**KING FREE' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    FFS

  • @trevinedrummond8665
    @trevinedrummond8665 Рік тому +7

    That’s that same behavior that got Asuelu a white tongue in the first place 😂

  • @Franklinandme
    @Franklinandme Рік тому +2

    11:30 potato singing 'shots' is everything I didn't know I was missing this week

  • @NorthEnd_Andrea
    @NorthEnd_Andrea Рік тому +1

    Jovi’s eyeline meeting asuelu’s ass when the towel first drops is gold 😂

  • @beanieNX420
    @beanieNX420 Рік тому +39

    I *NEED* to know what Michael is doing all day. Is he getting counseling or is he getting drunk alone by the pool at a hotel? Is he going about normal life while filming randomly? Is Angie just walking around with him on the tablet all day? I just can't understand what he could be doing that makes all this makes sense that they wouldn't also film/have him film it. I would also really like to know if the Kelly we are seeing is the same person Molly got at home and it's really just coming down to him not working or did he really not lift a finger when she had surgery and this is all well editted?

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Рік тому +4

      They lived in separate locations, and apart from this surgery she just mentioned her complaints were he wasnt mowingvher lawn, maintaining her place as soon as he moved to her city and was setting up his own apartment. So when did she have the hysterectomy, precorvpost blow up with him and the daughter and her business partner. She is good about leaving out details of dates and order of events.

    • @intensehummingofevil
      @intensehummingofevil Рік тому

      oh lord imagine a mary and brendan situation

    • @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT
      @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT Рік тому

      @@joywebster2678I’m dying, idk why Molly expected that of him (Kelly) to do that for her as soon as he moved into her city. Like, men are not mind readers. I would hope she talked about it with him for him to reciprocate.

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Рік тому +1

      @PandaGamingArtYT don't know but it was helpful to find out why he kept saying she wanted a jo boy, and she kept saying he was lazy. She had her kids bf staying with her who also could mow etc., why is it Kelly's job to be her garedener?

  • @bimbokoopa7285
    @bimbokoopa7285 Рік тому +4

    I wish the Potato would show up on the tell all. Shoot, the potato, Arthur TV and Cinnamon Toast Kenneth. I'd pay to see that segment!! Joe Rogan can do the Commentary while we all roll on the floor laughing

  • @javybavy
    @javybavy Рік тому +6

    I like that Jovi knows how to take a joke and didn't get upset

    • @potatolover5436
      @potatolover5436 Рік тому +1

      Although he probably took it out on Yara off camera

  • @isabellancali5388
    @isabellancali5388 Рік тому +1

    “That’s commitment or…just plain stupidity.” 😂🤣🥔 the way you said it and the look you had was hilarious!

  • @MelissaWilliams74802
    @MelissaWilliams74802 Рік тому +14

    Molly is mean and miserable 24/7 how long has she been that way ? So yeah then she gets surgery and he doesn’t care. He is checked out.

  • @lizzyp174
    @lizzyp174 Рік тому +10

    My ribs hurt from laughing so much
    You have the best channel ❤

  • @jodyjojo1381
    @jodyjojo1381 Рік тому +4

    Molly is not known for her veracity. Her eldest child certainly learned from the best

  • @bridgittetirman2645
    @bridgittetirman2645 Рік тому +23

    It seems like Molly had like a thousand expectations from Kelly when he moved to Georgia that she never communicated to him and then got angry with him for not living up to. Maybe she did, but it really seems like she expected him to read her mind.

  • @Bottemlessdrunk
    @Bottemlessdrunk Рік тому +4

    The final nail in Molly and Kelly's was when Molly and her friends tried to get Kelly arrested for supposedly beating up Molly's friend which never happened! She hated him months before they ever got here and there NEVER was any chance of getting back together there just on the show for the money and you could tell they hated each other!

  • @ladyragesama1439
    @ladyragesama1439 Рік тому +1

    Omg! Your voice impressions are spot on!

  • @crystal4641
    @crystal4641 Рік тому +1

    Your Ed impression gets me weak every time!! lmfao

  • @lovinmytunes05
    @lovinmytunes05 Рік тому +9

    Kalani calling Asuelu "bro" pissed me off

  • @soapylulu
    @soapylulu Рік тому +13

    "Asuelue gone wild." 😂😂😂

  • @MeekaPlz
    @MeekaPlz Рік тому +4

    Wow Po. I just realized that the full video was 19 minutes. I normally HATE watching anything longer than 3 minutes lol but it’s just like listening to a gf spill the tea. Just love you and your channel! ❤

  • @lotakivalu8630
    @lotakivalu8630 Рік тому +8

    PERIODDDD dropped everything once the notification hit im obsessed w you potato ahahahaha

  • @hollywilliams3601
    @hollywilliams3601 Рік тому +4

    Thanks for all your videos I don't have to watch the season because of your Recaps, absolutely love it!! And that stands for all videos!

  • @Doobee80
    @Doobee80 Рік тому +5

    The scar under the eye, giving me 90 day battle tested vibes

  • @cahhsome
    @cahhsome Рік тому +9

    I’m living for “Jara and Yovi” 😂

  • @SweetAven00
    @SweetAven00 Рік тому +40

    Molly makes me feel like shes the type to completely degrade your existence while yelling one day to expecting love and care the next.. idk

  • @lisetta5052
    @lisetta5052 Рік тому +7

    I thought Kelly retired from the police? If that’s the case then he’d be receiving retirement pension, so why would molly say he wasn’t contributing financially? Just because he doesn’t have a job doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have a stable, and good income.

    • @lisetta5052
      @lisetta5052 Рік тому +1

      And if molly wants him to do more around the house then why doesn’t she communicate with him to work out those issues?
      She’s either green with jealousy that he’s retired before she’s able to, or she was only ever attracted to him in a uniform in a position of power. I don’t think she ever really loved him but more the idea of him.

  • @haruki514
    @haruki514 Рік тому +4

    Asuelu's cherry scene was giving rerorerorerorero

  • @dianareece5557
    @dianareece5557 Рік тому +6

    Thank you for always putting out such great recaps! Love them!!

  • @merline83
    @merline83 Рік тому +4

    The Ed voice is the highlight of my day.

  • @jesslandrose8225
    @jesslandrose8225 Рік тому +1

    Asuelu is the funniest guy on the show! Yara was so funny with her comment about eating lol! I’m not surprised he doesn’t know how. Hahaha

  • @thegiftofgabby5581
    @thegiftofgabby5581 Рік тому +5

    A lot of reviewers I watch get comments and interactions from the cast members of various shows. It always BAFFLES me that they’re still able to talk their same sh*t after that 🤣

  • @truecrimefan1433
    @truecrimefan1433 Рік тому +2

    😂 your ed voice sounds like a troll under a bridge and its perfect 😂😂😂 spot on 😂🎉❤

  • @marybuchanan6973
    @marybuchanan6973 Рік тому +4

    It’s my bday. U really made the night🎉 thx for the smiles lil potato buddy

  • @soapylulu
    @soapylulu Рік тому +75

    I think Molly thinks Kelly is a mind-reader and when she doesn't get want she wants/needs she gets passive/aggressive and shuts down. They are also no longer in the honeymoon phase with living in the same city. Things probably came up before but Molly didn't say anything because they are only together for a few days. I think when Molly feels her needs aren't being met she gets angry and turns into a porcupine. She has horrible communication skills and never comes across soft or vulnerable. That's just my take on Molly.

    • @darthdaddy3071
      @darthdaddy3071 Рік тому +9

      YES! I totally agree! this was 100% the vibe I was getting from her. She sits there and complains about all this stuff that he never did for her, and it's like "well... did you ASK him for any of that?" Chances are, he probably had no idea that anything was amiss until she started getting all passive aggressive and resentful. Meanwhile, she's totally unwilling to be understanding or accommodating of HIS needs, like relationships are a two-way street honey.

    • @jacobhouck1182
      @jacobhouck1182 Рік тому +3

      Molly: *says the most abrasive thing she can think of during marriage counseling*
      Molly: “I’m BbEiNg HoNeSt

    • @marknewton6984
      @marknewton6984 Рік тому

      Molly is a Mess with Men!

  • @romnickmartin
    @romnickmartin Рік тому +3

    The voice impersonation is spot on

  • @sylvee2
    @sylvee2 Рік тому +2

    Your big ed voice always cracks me the fck up lol

  • @notyourplasticdoll
    @notyourplasticdoll Рік тому +3

    I mean Jovi basically told Yara he views sex as an obligation and could care less about putting effort and he still has the audacity to say he wants kids 🙄
    Yara my love you can do better.

  • @benny_boop
    @benny_boop Рік тому +19

    I had a long time partner who helped with absolutely nothing and eventually stopped taking care of themselves to the point where they were no longer attractive to me (emotionally or physically) so i understand how Molly feels about Kelly. But she seems to be stringing him along.

  • @Brenda-ey8vj
    @Brenda-ey8vj Рік тому +12

    You are SO right about how these people are real human beings, and that it still feels kind of shocking to meet them in person. I met Tiffany and Molly a meet and greet, and they are both so sweet 🤗❤