@@Supertimegamingify no this guy had a friend uber chaining and killed a lot of players as medic and he was the one who dominated with his medic they both used the uber saw so they had all of valve's uber
The shotgun contract was really easy as engie. Just hold the shotgun in hand while the sentry gets the kills. It doesn't know that the kills came from the sentry for some reason and only reacts to getting a kill while holding the shotgun.
Even better, all of those kill contracts will count assists as kills. So it's 5 combined kills and assists. The kicker? It thinks that you're assisting in your sentry kill with the shotgun if you shoot them.
It even seems to work through lives. My mini sentry got two kills while I was respawning and I only needed 3 kills for the “5 kills in one life” to trigger
Doing contracts with my Steam buddies Sheogorath and (ocasionally) Veden was the most fun I've had with TF2 ever. There is at least one thing that this update did right, that not a single complainer can deny. It brought us all together and made us have fun, wether we liked it or not.
Well with (the upgraded) specs I have I'm no longer "soup riced" CPU:Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 @ 3 GHz GPU: NVidia Quadro FX 580 RAM: 2 GB OS: Win7 SSD: Non-existent MY: Com PU: Ter IS: Gar BA: Ge
Is that possible? Dane can’t look more like Engineer. Because Engineer is the prime example of an engineer. All the nazi’s in the chat are forcing me to use grammar. (Dildos)
Yo Uncle Dane, I'm diggin your shit. I've noticed your editing and humor has been getting so fucking good in your recent vids, I just wanna say keep it up my friend!
Man, I just have to say: I really love your videos. I think you are funny and entertaining. Moreover I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour. I even learn a lot about the game too. How to be a better player and how to enjoy it more. I've been watching your content for years, and I've especially enjoyed your content the last few months. Keep up the great work!
0:22 The jungle inferno campaign ends on February 11, 2018. It’s currently February 5, 2021 almost 3 years later and I have just finished my advanced engineer contracts
Day 1̵̰͙͇̮͙͇͚͔̫͓̗͙̘͚̞̀́͑̿͆͋͆̆̿͐̊̉̌̌̃͝͠͝5̷̢̢̧͇̗̗͎͈͙̞̲̦̳̟͙̊̋̈̈́̓͑̈́͑̉̂̏̈́̌͊̈́͝͝͝3̸̧̭͖̣͉̌̓̇̃͐͆̇̇̀̓̽͜͝͝͠ : A spy trick stabbed me from 19 meters today I have finally escaped from my hellish limbo of glitching between the underwater posts under 2fort, all I needed to do was to leave this mortal coil. Goodbye brothers
Eddy Fizio in the latest tf2 blog post they said that the contracker will "continue tracking your progress" after the campaign ends Plus you'll have access to the Merc park gift shop forever
I spend around a week to do all of the contracts one by one till I got that golden contracker and it was not worth of it because I like the silver one more
Question Dane, this is probably the question that you've probably been asked before, but if the rescue ranger never existed, what would be your favorite primary
@@noone6991 I don't think so, Dane said it's very situational and often forces you to choose between shooting or building. It's probably stock shotgun or frontier justice.
Shotgun Contract: you need to kill someone with shotgun. Mechanics: He hit someone with shotgun and then his sentry takes the kill, hmmm...yep its a shotgun kill!
7:29 I’ve met players in online games who can’t socially interact in the slightest. Maybe it’s because I spend my time in the real world, I’ve worked jobs that require teamwork and communication, but I’ve seen players who will aggressively demand someone change class, while I’m like, ‘That was... Unnecessary. You could just have asked them. You attract more bees with honey than with vinegar.’
Dane, I need help getting over a fear. I'm afraid that when I have my Rescue Ranger out and I right click when I'm next to my building, that it's gonna waste 100 metal and do the long ranged pick up. This is a genuine fear, can I be cured?
HATZ Rulez I have the same problem, but with ubers that are ready to be used. I think the best method to avoid it, is completely take your right click finger off the mouse.
"Uncle Dane's Big Mansion"
(Is sleeping in a twin sized bed)
Like a millionaire
He is also sleeping with his glasses on.
He watching his dream in HD
Mansion or not, why get more than you need
*lenny face*
"I still need to do my contracts!"
*probably 3 years later and you can still do them contracts*
I still have to do mine lol.
@@sagarroy8679 SAME
14 stars left
I wish i could do them twice
Or even thrice
"We're gonna make it an Engineer contract"
>Shows a clip of him playing Fat Scout
Mildy overweight scout you mean?
More like Fat Engie
Lucas Cook He was playing heavy for like 3 seconds
@@2I377I what do you mean?
1:39
"What kind of defense is this?!"
"I AM THE DEFENSE!"
Uncle what kind of
Actack is this I am the attache
Actually it's ...ahem
Uncle Dane:Lazy? Where is the defense!!!!
lazy: I AM THE DEFENSE!!!!!!!!
That the joke it reversed
What are you talking about lol?
2:43 an engie DIED protecting your sentry. We must build memorial for “zombiefihher13”
Stephanie Hutchinson zombiefighter13... may he rest in peace, knowing he protected a famous person’s sentry.
true
Respect people who protect your sentry, especially if it’s an engineer, they are more respected
BIG F
This is so sad can we get a lowercase z in the chat for zombiefighter13
The easiest way to dominate as engie is to play harvest.
You could say the same for medic seriously a person called fat magic dominated 4 people as medic you know the class that cant defend him self
@@Blumoon09 Well yeah, the Medic gets an assist if the person he's healing kills someone.
@@Supertimegamingify no this guy had a friend uber chaining and killed a lot of players as medic and he was the one who dominated with his medic they both used the uber saw so they had all of valve's uber
@@Blumoon09 oml I thought u were talking bout me In steam I’m fat togami lol
@@boobknightofficial srry
If you think about it, uncle Dane kind of looks like a engineer
y'know that obese engi thing its like that
lmao
but hurtful
@@rookie6841 but true
Yes
He's born to main engineer
The shotgun contract was really easy as engie. Just hold the shotgun in hand while the sentry gets the kills. It doesn't know that the kills came from the sentry for some reason and only reacts to getting a kill while holding the shotgun.
CentralNintendo1 i did that to finished the contract
Even better, all of those kill contracts will count assists as kills. So it's 5 combined kills and assists. The kicker? It thinks that you're assisting in your sentry kill with the shotgun if you shoot them.
It even seems to work through lives. My mini sentry got two kills while I was respawning and I only needed 3 kills for the “5 kills in one life” to trigger
Is it me or does Dane sound like a dying Yoshi when he’s snoring
YO WTF HE DOES
* inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..." * inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..."
So that’s why that noise sounded familiar
Dane actually has an incredible sense of humour.
TonyMacaroni he really does
Unckel Dan is a very gud sentry man
Awowowowowow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
SoundSmith and Bearded Expense: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
Bearded Expense: *_angry monkey sounds_*
@@obamagameradventures yeah bro lolz!!111111
Doing contracts with my Steam buddies Sheogorath and (ocasionally) Veden was the most fun I've had with TF2 ever.
There is at least one thing that this update did right, that not a single complainer can deny.
It brought us all together and made us have fun, wether we liked it or not.
Affirmative
You were friends with a daedric god? Damn
The contracts helped me find one of my new favourite weapons in the game, the Loose Cannon. I don't use any other launcher nowadays.
I have a complain,
No moni for de ticket , poor me nid moni. :(
i have no friends lmao
"If what you're doin is workin, keep on flerkin."
-They
0:16 *SPAH SAPPIN MAH HOUSE*
Yee
Xd
*apartment
**mansion
you forgot quotation marks
uncle wayne the sleepy main
ankle dan for Kristmas I want a vintage bed
a vintage COWSTrEAK bed
It counts the amount of sleep you had
Now why do you have a supermodel in the opening shots, dane?
Because, that is what he wants to become. In real life he has a disgusting 6 pack, and is 300 pounds of pure muscle.
All men should aim to be as beautiful as him
Even Saxton Hale Himself can not be on the same level of superiority against Unclest Dank
@@casuallyuncalm9488 its impossible, no man can be as beautiful as a god
*ADVANCED MEAT*
Tge comment below you(at this moment in time) makes this funnier
Wah
*noobenstein* because it's none of our business.
noobenstein Times change
Because neither beards, body fat, nor baldness is normal? He isn't even bald, what? What is this comment?
A child is like a sentry hit it and beat it so it works harder.
why does it sound wrong
#banningchildabuseandlaborwasamistake
Hahahaha
thats sentry abuse
Damn thats dark
lazypurple: gets a lot of kills with engie
somebody in the game: can somebody kill this uncle dane wanna be?
*HOW IT FEELS TO PLAY E N G I N E E R*
@@mustardcookie864 engiknee*
irrelevant
What time stamp?
@@dougthedonkey1805 its in lazy's how it feels to play engineer
You inspired me to go do mine while watching. I open Tf2, full of excitement, when my computer crashed
FlyingYak ________________ tf2 always crash in casual,thats why I play in community servers
+Gavriel N.Maia
No you don't understand. His ENTIRE COMPUTER crashed.
staryoshi06 yup,that also happens
Well with (the upgraded) specs I have I'm no longer "soup riced"
CPU:Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 @ 3 GHz
GPU: NVidia Quadro FX 580
RAM: 2 GB
OS: Win7
SSD: Non-existent
MY: Com
PU: Ter
IS: Gar
BA: Ge
4d722e2052656473746f6e65 - Komentování nice
why you look more like an engineer then the engineer does
Than*
Sorry had to do it, it's an addiction
_
sum buddy Well, if we're going there, the W should be capitalized and there should be a period at the end.
Grammer Gestapo It’s a question, there’s gonna be a question mark sir.
Is that possible? Dane can’t look more like Engineer. Because Engineer is the prime example of an engineer.
All the nazi’s in the chat are forcing me to use grammar.
(Dildos)
2:52
I just want to give a shout out to this transition.
Nice.
For sure! That was smooth af. :)
2:01
This isn’t your average, everyday meat...
This is *ADVANCED MEAT*
*Clicks tongue* noice
DANE IS T H I C C
I had to read this with my own 2 eyes and so does everyone else
Tigerfan51087 what about the demoman?
dane is ethan from h3h3 confirmed ?
Holy shit, never knew Dane was a fellow Pink Floyd head! All of their vinyls @ 0:50 One love my dude!
1:45 poor leopold17uo :C
oof
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
But does thog care
he tried so hard
Please uncle
Don't push yourself
Its not normal for you to upload this much
But it is normal. . .
_wow_ unexpected
"bean juice not included"
0/10, worthless product, dont recommend to anyone
*WE WANT ENGINEER BLUEPRINTS BACK*
Yes sir.
The Widowmaker Kritzkrieg Combo is a scary sight to see!
Also, now I can be the very good Sentry Main with Uncle Dane’s™ Teespring Merch!
but i wanted to be very getgood engine man
Wet farts ikr
stickmaster i see you in every tf2 vid
You are the new Spookwagen mate.
MORE POWER AL!
Ah yes I love when Uncle Dane uses dad jokes! 6:04
You make those contracts look so fast to finish it takes me about 1 hour to fully complete 1 contract minimum
its called editing lol
It's not a Dane video unless the Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver soundtrack plays.
NuttyNate cuz its his favourite game
I loved it too
"Jungle inferno contracts last till February 11th , 2018"
*laughs in f2p profit*
Shoot faster
*HELLO MY NAME IS* YaBoiSlendeR
And hi SlendeR
Oh hai mark
Taking out the letter "b" changes the meaning a little bit.
Bruce Custodio oh wow
Oh hey it's SlendeR
if I pay extra can I have the one shirt with bean juice included
Zapty you know th31? nvm
This is what I was looking for when scrolling through the comments
6:26 To be honest, I acted like that when I first saw that there was a quake rl in this game.
*Sentry Man*
Yo Uncle Dane, I'm diggin your shit. I've noticed your editing and humor has been getting so fucking good in your recent vids, I just wanna say keep it up my friend!
guys
when you get a sentry kill on an enemy damaged by your shotgun it counts toward the shotgun contract
*gunslinger time*
Aren't you a bit late?
@@girf4233 nah, people are still doing contacts to this day so this helpful
@@eurobeatintensifies5840 can confirm, I'm getting sick of these "Kill a player capturing a point/pushing the cart." Contracts
HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i am now scared of pocketed engies
it's called the widowmaker for a reason
@@GY-bd9bo It's called the windowmaker for a reason. You're gonna get glassed by it.
Man, I just have to say: I really love your videos. I think you are funny and entertaining. Moreover I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour. I even learn a lot about the game too. How to be a better player and how to enjoy it more. I've been watching your content for years, and I've especially enjoyed your content the last few months. Keep up the great work!
"Uncle Dane's big mansion"
*shows a factory*
Dane you watch too much Spongebob
Not possible
very much possible
you can never have enough Spongebob
Is not possible!
I was expecting you to put those shirts into your fridge.
0:22
The jungle inferno campaign ends on February 11, 2018. It’s currently February 5, 2021 almost 3 years later and I have just finished my advanced engineer contracts
*A D V A N C E D* *T A C T I C S*
0:44 that pink floyd collection, cool
“If what you’re doing is working...then keep on flerking.”
Uncle Seuss.
0:28 Uncle Dane is very T H I C C engi mane
Sandro Mičić R.I.P T H I N N Dane. Welcome T H I C C Dane.
The beard really enhances the experience.
look at that butter smooth conection.
MEANWHILE ON AUSTRALIAN SERVERS: day 3 i have gained the power of teleportation, still cant hit shit though
Day 1̵̰͙͇̮͙͇͚͔̫͓̗͙̘͚̞̀́͑̿͆͋͆̆̿͐̊̉̌̌̃͝͠͝5̷̢̢̧͇̗̗͎͈͙̞̲̦̳̟͙̊̋̈̈́̓͑̈́͑̉̂̏̈́̌͊̈́͝͝͝3̸̧̭͖̣͉̌̓̇̃͐͆̇̇̀̓̽͜͝͝͠ : A spy trick stabbed me from 19 meters today I have finally escaped from my hellish limbo of glitching between the underwater posts under 2fort, all I needed to do was to leave this mortal coil. Goodbye brothers
honestly this was amazingly put together. i was originally just gonna watch it in the background while playing csgo but i cant anymore.
ok i actually got a bit further into the video its alright now
still my favourite video from you so far
Uncle Dane is the next Rocky!
JJam don't give him attention.
Ayy fancy seeing you here again.
StickMaster500 people really hate you these days.
U only get one comment
Chad Edits Christ he comments a lot he still deserves a life.
0:17
When “ *Spah’s sappin mah sentry!* ”
And over here I'm still trying to get the fucking hot hand for so long I basically wasted my mercenary park contract pass
get a friendly player on the other team to help out, then Degroot Keep for the hot hand contract. You'll thank me later
ME TOO MEN, BUT I DIDN'T BUY THE PASS haha
They made the contacts last forever if you bought the pass so yeah
Mr. Depression WAT
Eddy Fizio in the latest tf2 blog post they said that the contracker will "continue tracking your progress" after the campaign ends
Plus you'll have access to the Merc park gift shop forever
Man, that shirt is nice! There’s just one problem, here, just gotta...
*Grabs marker*
VIOLA!
New shirt below;
SPY
-ENGIE-
MAIN
Dane: What to do now?
My mind: tele farm
Got to admit though, that thumbnail is really good
Medic + Engineer = shotgun Heavy with shotgun (only if u can aim)
"Is it really that hard to make a friend in a pub match?"
Yes
I still love how Dane is the engi IRL
So what spongebob episode reference is this now?
"the contracts end on the 11.2.2018" yeah... about that..
Ancle dan is verly THICC santa man
*fat
I spend around a week to do all of the contracts one by one till I got that golden contracker and it was not worth of it because I like the silver one more
ginius
Imma ask the Uncle Sentry tee for Christmas. Your welcome Uncle.
You are the best ankle dave
Who's The Best Knee Cap?
this video bwoke my computa
I really like how chaos is this game but you put a calm pokemon song in it lol
The engineer is engi-here
Question Dane, this is probably the question that you've probably been asked before, but if the rescue ranger never existed, what would be your favorite primary
TexanGamer13 probably the widowmaker.
@@noone6991 I don't think so, Dane said it's very situational and often forces you to choose between shooting or building.
It's probably stock shotgun or frontier justice.
The frontier justice
Servano alright
Servano but he literally used it throughout almost the entire video
Shotgun Contract: you need to kill someone with shotgun.
Mechanics: He hit someone with shotgun and then his sentry takes the kill, hmmm...yep its a shotgun kill!
“Expert contract engineer:kill 5 player 6 times in a single life” THATS 30 KILLS!
no thats not right. that means get 5 kills in one life 6 times
you get 5 kills one life, thats one point. you get 5kills in the next, you have 2 points and so on
Wow ash is looking very different in the new anime
0:00 how engineer mains sleep until they have a nightmare about a diamond back, dead ringer spy attacks them.
Uncle Dane is a verly gud sexy man
*fat
DID THAT SPY JUST RED TAPE RECORDER THE FRICKIN’ SENTRY
0:17 when I wake up to my hermit crab chirping, out of anger that I failed to give him shrimp in his little food bowl.
Dane is one handsome engie man.
Top 10 Anime Intros
that one medic was tired of the team not protecting them, so they picked up an enemy soldier's rocket launcher. they don't need a team anymore.
Dustbowl 6/12 4 hours later 7/12
you cant do these engi contracts without a pocket medic Kappa
and 7:00 that leg is so beautiful , rip leg :x
7:29
I’ve met players in online games who can’t socially interact in the slightest.
Maybe it’s because I spend my time in the real world, I’ve worked jobs that require teamwork and communication, but I’ve seen players who will aggressively demand someone change class, while I’m like, ‘That was... Unnecessary. You could just have asked them. You attract more bees with honey than with vinegar.’
Dane, I need help getting over a fear. I'm afraid that when I have my Rescue Ranger out and I right click when I'm next to my building, that it's gonna waste 100 metal and do the long ranged pick up. This is a genuine fear, can I be cured?
HATZ Rulez I have the same problem, but with ubers that are ready to be used. I think the best method to avoid it, is completely take your right click finger off the mouse.
But how will I pick up the building then. And sometimes it's good to pick up a building from a far
You just gotta chop it off bro. Release yourself from that fear by disabling the option for yourself to screw up.
HATZ Rulez who cares u still have 100 left over lol
HOLD UP WHERE CAN I GET THAT POSTER AT 0:33?!?!?!
Its just a diy print portrait signed
Me: i see a fly in my room
Fly: bzzzz
Me: 1:38
I made 2 friends on a pub once now we play together on weekends and i domt have to stay up at inhuman times because WE'RE ALL ASIAN
Uncle Dane is one thicc bih
Sentriii
That uncle D~
Is on thicc bih~!
Come on, that's not even a beautiful vixen from a Cartoon Network show!
Incest is best
lemme see that sentry
2:25 that heavy has one of the rarest items with the removed unusual war paint, usually going for around 400
Keys
1:40
Nice try heavy.
I pray to god and savior Dane every sunday in curch, maybe he one day Will have time to a hello to us mortals
Advanced for uncle dane: Plans everything and "predicts stuff"
Advanced for other new players(-100h): Excuse me?!
Ancle Dan is a gud sentreh mann
Unckel Dan is a very gud sontry man
What's the song that plays at 1:00?
Game corner
Apologies heartgold game corner
Pokemon HGSS - Game Corner
4:07
Transition so smooth, I almost didn’t notice it.
Changes in HUD numbers gave it away easier though.
*I am a spy main tho >:)*
ok who did the captions lol 🤣
ya know when u remember something u saw a year ago and spent an unreasonable amount of time finding it again
4:52 killing 3 soldiers as an engine with a medic and crits? Who knew that would work? Lol uncle Dane is awesome!
expert medic contract *cough cough*
literally a total joke... it’s easier than advanced medic contract........