Stellar Blade is...Actually Pretty Good

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  • @Russian_Waifu
    @Russian_Waifu 7 місяців тому +1204

    Sony uncensored Western games, but censored Asian games like Stellar Blade. Double standard in a nutshell.

    • @Aether776
      @Aether776 7 місяців тому +109

      The westoid double standard

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 7 місяців тому +48

      Im glad they didnt censor Nioh. Imagine not being able to stare at Williams abs and nice muscles.

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 7 місяців тому

      The uncensored western usually are just uncensored because it's an even split between rainbow degeneracy and regular funbags flying on some flabby necked, sharp-jawed atrocity. The Asians have had such segregated demographics for so long they make games for boys with incentives to bring in their cash and Sony hates that because, well they're not a Japanese company anymore, they're a western company with a Japanese wing, but the sensitivities are informed solely by the coastal cities.

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 7 місяців тому

      But they make us watch a man bum a trans woman in Last of us 2 😅

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven 7 місяців тому +1

      Healthy sexuality = bad. Confused sexuality = Good.

  • @ChronoStrife
    @ChronoStrife 7 місяців тому +365

    Stellar with a Hard R

  • @mikeehrmantraut1899
    @mikeehrmantraut1899 7 місяців тому +250

    What stupid of Sony to do is censored Stellar Blade for no reason since it Rated M for Mature.

    • @saschaberger3212
      @saschaberger3212 7 місяців тому +47

      Imagine being an adult soldier, coming back from a tour and have your escapism videogame censored. Thank God they protect our mental well being by censoring games huh

    • @tempoaccla4041
      @tempoaccla4041 7 місяців тому +21

      and plenty of other outfits are as hot as the censored ones before the censorship
      so silly, I hate sony

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 7 місяців тому +14

      Censorship for M games should still happen since AO exists but these things just shouldn't have been censored.
      They don't meet the necessary intensity to trigger the censorship for the age rating. It was all due to Sony's sensibilities.
      For example Last of Us 2 should have triggered the game raters with the on screen in your face railing scene.
      And so it should have been threatened with an AO rating if it wasn't removed. And this isn't really censorship since game devs could just choose to go AO and keep everything.
      Same for GTAV for its PC only paparazzi quest where similar on screen railing occurs.

    • @jamiefroud633
      @jamiefroud633 7 місяців тому +1

      @@tempoaccla4041Not censored then is it.

    • @AJ07071
      @AJ07071 7 місяців тому +8

      Man fck sony censoring such a good game . With one of the best looking eve character ever created

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 7 місяців тому +1179

    Reminder: Never apologize for wanting attractive/feminine female characters in your video games.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 7 місяців тому +101

      There is reason why Lara Croft was so popular back then.

    • @dasuero7489
      @dasuero7489 7 місяців тому +10

      The best bot there is on this godforsaken platform.

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 7 місяців тому +2

      can yall give me a list of game that i could get for the ps 5 ? dun have one yet

    • @TexasHollowEarth
      @TexasHollowEarth 7 місяців тому +5

      Did you defeat Batman for President in the Great Bot Wars?

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 7 місяців тому +31

      I'll do you one better: Never apologize for holding women, real or fictional, to absolute peak standards at all times.

  • @dominiccruz1644
    @dominiccruz1644 7 місяців тому +608

    You’re one of the few reviewers that still offer balanced takes on games with criticism and praise supported by facts not just blind hating or shilling. I’m sure people like YongYea won’t cover this game while those like ActMan, Asmond, Moist and Muda will see what the public opinion is and reiterate that for easy views.

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 7 місяців тому +148

      NPCs doing NPC things

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 7 місяців тому +1

      Absolutely.
      So pathetic and fearful of being branded "wrongthink" that they will literally give the most milquetoast, boring, meaningless opinions ever.
      I have to say why in the holy fuck would someone listen to Moist or Muta, their opinions are quite literally "People on the internet say things and i agree whit the mayority and disagree whit the minority"

    • @reviewcheck2983
      @reviewcheck2983 7 місяців тому +65

      Its actually smart, I have to commend them for being so fake. But its people like Synth that wont bend the knee. We will play Devil's Advocate everyday, all day.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 7 місяців тому +29

      And importantly, actually showcase/explain pros or cons. You can “read” about a delay issue, but that doesn’t really convey the information clearly like showing a video of yourself does. It takes little time but makes a huge difference. Same with comparing specific elements to other games (either from both games or just the one reviewed).
      Essentially, even if modern reviews weren’t biased towards publishers/ideology, they’d still be worthless. Those 5-10min reviews are about as descriptive as the back-of-box synopsis or a launch day trailer.

    • @Impalingthorn
      @Impalingthorn 7 місяців тому +37

      The thing about commentators (not REVIEWERS, jesus christ I hate that people like Synth and UndertheMayo constantly get compared to reviewers when they JUST share their opinions on things) like Synth is that they are this old school version of "I am just going to state my opinion and no amount of crybaby whining is going to change it".
      The way things USED to be.
      Unfortunately, what surrounds them is what I'll generously describe as a toxic "Hype Culture".
      The NPC's and shills have this incredibly deranged mindset where they HAVE to "love" the "current thing". And if anyone doesn't, they just go into full on attack mode. Every. Single. Time. There is no "Synth had this opinion and while I agree with some things here is where I differ and why". No no no. It's always "The WORST rEviEwER on youtube has ONCE AGAIN crawled out of his cave to say 'GAME BAD' and I am TOTALLY not trying to generate traffic through instigated false DRAMA simply because I couldn't take another person's opinion. Synth and his fans are cringe and I am righteous because I support C U R R E N T T H I N G".
      I'm not even a huge viewer of Synth but even I can see he's just a disgruntled dude who's tired of being fed games that range from lukewarm to awful while malevolent dorks spaz out every time he opens his mouth. After awhile of doing that, you just get tired of people reacting with rage rather than just having neutral discourse about it.
      If you like it, fine, no problem. We all like things that aren't "quality", okay. But don't play up something like Spiderman 2 like it was the next Halo: Combat Evolved and changed the entire industry. It didn't. It was mid at best and had a lot of problems.

  • @lurksnitchtongue8986
    @lurksnitchtongue8986 7 місяців тому +319

    Changing it to crimer is pretty funny

    • @samfisherxboxog8925
      @samfisherxboxog8925 7 місяців тому +94

      Unintentionally based

    • @Fascists4gainstAbortion
      @Fascists4gainstAbortion 7 місяців тому +48

      Racist bozos :"Hard R 😮"
      Shift up: "Don't worry we have a good alternative"

    • @WidSilson
      @WidSilson 7 місяців тому +25

      Das rite!

    • @IgnatzMausEsq
      @IgnatzMausEsq 7 місяців тому +5

      Sytnh's Crime R line was pretty funny.

    • @Milennin
      @Milennin 6 місяців тому +1

      I may be very much OOTL, but how does "Hard R" relate to racism?

  • @Vilis-se8te
    @Vilis-se8te 7 місяців тому +216

    I don't associate myself with crimers

    • @WidSilson
      @WidSilson 7 місяців тому +40

      Shieeeeeet!

    • @cl8804
      @cl8804 5 місяців тому +1

      who??

    • @MavethTheReaper
      @MavethTheReaper 5 місяців тому

      @@cl8804 he means black people

    • @MavethTheReaper
      @MavethTheReaper 5 місяців тому

      I don't associate myself with hateful, racist pos, that feel get a kick out of saying hateful shit for likes, hateful loser

    • @GorchakovVS
      @GorchakovVS 3 місяці тому +2

      TCD

  • @streptococo4735
    @streptococo4735 7 місяців тому +279

    The fact that her desing is peak realism because the model LOOKS EXACTLY like the real life model.
    Meanwhile you had Manly "The jaw" Jane looking like Lord Farquaad while her actress was a bombshell.

    • @joshuaducker5960
      @joshuaducker5960 7 місяців тому +83

      Wow, wow, back it up. Lord Farquaad is way better looking than Manly Jane.

    • @Fascists4gainstAbortion
      @Fascists4gainstAbortion 7 місяців тому

      Love the pic of that writer or whatever that was the self insert. Hating on the model like a mf with her square head ass😂

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому +19

      @@joshuaducker5960 *E*

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 7 місяців тому +12

      @@joshuaducker5960 Damn right

    • @henkhenkste6076
      @henkhenkste6076 7 місяців тому +5

      if you think this is realism you need to step outside lol

  • @mexifry222
    @mexifry222 7 місяців тому +116

    This seems like an instance where the sequel is going to be fantastic.
    Keep the character sexy, grow her personality and the world building, and improve the combat.
    This first game is to help secure the funds and fanbase for a stronger sequel.
    I'll buy it when it comes to PC.

    • @cesarcampos8746
      @cesarcampos8746 7 місяців тому +2

      This is just me, so it's not like the game has to cater to me, but, I wish eve was a little more athletic rather than looking like she's filled with oil, and I hope there's a game out there that just goes all out like ninja gaiden 2004 instead of doing the souls like thing or gears of war thing, those types of game styles are wayyy too stiff for a hack and slash, and I'm tired of it.

    • @Zvezda31
      @Zvezda31 7 місяців тому +13

      hopefully they add riskier outfits. and have fun with the costume designs

    • @mexifry222
      @mexifry222 6 місяців тому +2

      @@cesarcampos8746 100% to needing a Ninja Gaiden replacement since that company is basically dead. I was hoping this would be it.

    • @lingricen8077
      @lingricen8077 6 місяців тому +1

      how is she sexy? Flat ass and pudgy stomach? Bro, you’re gay. Fact.

    • @abdullahal-mamun1053
      @abdullahal-mamun1053 5 місяців тому

      @@Zvezda31thats so gay 💀 go outside

  • @arielthemermaid3576
    @arielthemermaid3576 7 місяців тому +203

    I guess one good thing about the game is the lack of forced crimer representation… it’s so weird (and refreshing) to see a modern game that isn’t 90% crimers

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 7 місяців тому +37

      Most Japanese games.
      If you want 0% of this representation then look no further than anime games.
      This group just doesn't fit the artstyle lol. Even when they are included their mouths and hair are different and so aren't really the same.
      It is genuinely hard to design a hot anime character that is authentically of this group with their most obvious features.

    • @Jarl_egbert
      @Jarl_egbert 7 місяців тому +17

      ​@@darken2417and yet, alot of crimers love anime, lol. Its almost like being pandered to constantly, is actually really off putting, even to them.

    • @MaoMavo
      @MaoMavo 7 місяців тому +9

      @@Jarl_egbert if they get representation it's always pretty cool like afro samurai, mr unchained or nagoriyuki

    • @blues4509
      @blues4509 6 місяців тому

      ​@@darken2417 that's only true if you exaggerate Black features, in the worst way I might add. Other races are idealized in anime on top of that, which is cool because idealistic visages are beautiful. Take it from a Black person that interacts with not just Blacks but other races daily outside of what I see on the internet or media. Plenty of Black women that are attractive with varying hair textures to boot even straight with a visit to a salon. Not caricatures with lips the size of tectonic plates and uncared for kinky hair. Anyway Black people can be depicted in a beautiful light people just choose not to do it, which is fine it's their works. Just don't appreciate the implication that all Black people are too hideous to make visually appealing in cartoon form lol. It's the equivalent of having Asian characters with skin the color of a lemon, eyes so slanted they're closed shut with buck teeth in old western cartoons. Can you find some Asian people that fit that bill, sure, but it's hardly representative of beauty within the Asian race. Let alone the average Asian person.

    • @twomours6198
      @twomours6198 6 місяців тому +2

      What’s a crimer?

  • @kenkaneki3873
    @kenkaneki3873 7 місяців тому +145

    Let's hope Kern can actually make a difference once his petition gets 100k and get the game fully uncensored

    • @matsimurf_5900
      @matsimurf_5900 7 місяців тому

      Let's hope it goes fully coomways, stark naked with squirt mode skill tree. "Shamefur Dispray" Eve squirts all over the enemies, they all coom and fall asleep.
      😮Emission complete😮

    • @led-0185
      @led-0185 7 місяців тому +8

      That's never gonna happen.

    • @theworld6710
      @theworld6710 6 місяців тому +2

      It’s not. It’s silly to believe so.

    • @Ch4os4ever
      @Ch4os4ever 4 місяці тому

      Kinda did, unexpected but good news​@@led-0185

  • @tuauafiafiahoching1753
    @tuauafiafiahoching1753 7 місяців тому +99

    So Last of us 2, Baldurs Gate 3, and Cyberpunk get a pass, but Sony censors this for nudity?

    • @u3210
      @u3210 7 місяців тому

      As long as a game has simulated penis physics, it gets a pass at Snoy.
      Yes, The Last of Us 2 had it too. Yes, you know where.

    • @Flyon86
      @Flyon86 7 місяців тому +27

      Sony sucks, but Cyberpunk and Bg3 weren't Sony exclusives tbf.

    • @wuwei473
      @wuwei473 7 місяців тому

      Sony wants you to be gay

    • @Mohgenstein
      @Mohgenstein 6 місяців тому +4

      Baldurs Gate isn’t a Sony published game. Cyberpunk was taken of PS4 stores.

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 6 місяців тому +1

      All those games you mentioned push the libtard satanic agenda, of course they get a pass, they were created for that purpose. Stellar Blade doesn't push the Troon, LGBT, libtard, depopulation agenda so it gets censored and shitted upon by game "journalist" sites.

  • @Particle_Ghost
    @Particle_Ghost 7 місяців тому +228

    Seeing Synthetic Man enjoy something is a modern-day miracle. Way to go Stellar Babe ❤

    • @southcoastinventors6583
      @southcoastinventors6583 7 місяців тому +18

      To be fair it is from a Asian developer so if it was a triple a from the US then it would be surprising.

    • @Excalibur2
      @Excalibur2 7 місяців тому +39

      @@southcoastinventors6583 tbf, even Japanese devs have begun bending the knee. RE4 remake comes to mind, being careful to avoid anything offensive.

    • @southcoastinventors6583
      @southcoastinventors6583 7 місяців тому

      @@Excalibur2 True but its less and that about as good as you can hope for at the moment.

    • @Excalibur2
      @Excalibur2 7 місяців тому +4

      @@southcoastinventors6583 I guess so. I just hope at some point we'll see the pendulum swing the other way and all the non gamers will be thrown out of the industry, then we can have a second golden age of gaming, like back when only nerds who loved games were involved.

    • @MrAwEsOmE145770
      @MrAwEsOmE145770 6 місяців тому

      Well ya because he has to be different by being a negative pussy. Him being a anime fan makes complete sense💀

  • @mountain.spider
    @mountain.spider 7 місяців тому +67

    I was surprised by it. It started off slow that I thought the hype was only going be about the female issue. But as it progressed, it got actually interesting. I reminds me of more of Nier automata, than souls like.

    • @theworld6710
      @theworld6710 6 місяців тому +2

      In gameplay? Sure. In story and character? It’s pretty much we have Nier at home 😂

    • @mountain.spider
      @mountain.spider 4 місяці тому +1

      @@theworld6710
      Yeah, gameplay was more NA, started off slow was just the actual story. When people use terminology of souls, like they mean a difficulty, clearly this one doesn't have medieval settings, magic and summoned and leans more on anime.
      About a month after I posted this developer came out and said that the actually focused more on fighting game world and mechanics and story was like about 70%. I don't know why anybody would compare this game to be souls like, when it's really not it's more like NA. Story wise at the own thing. The "Souls like" tittle is being used to much whenever there's enemies that can kill you in 4 hits etc. SB doesn't have that type of pressure.
      It's been a long time since I played Nier A, and the story / characters is nothing to rant and rave about either generic android robots with a floating weapon system anime girl dressed in semi goth attire, using swords like DMC and a young boy companion, fighting other robots. The gameplay system stellar blade doesn't have a phenomenal store either. It's passable.. in both of the games. What makes it fun is the fighting mechanics sword/gun system, power moves alternate weapon, etc..

  • @Ignisan_66
    @Ignisan_66 7 місяців тому +64

    Sony in their infinite -wisdom- changed the innocent "Hard R" into "Crime R" which is even more unintentionaly racist. LMAO you can't make this stuff up, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
    Good review Synth Chud, keep it up. I'm definitely getting a physical disc copy and won't update so I can play the uncensored version.

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 7 місяців тому +26

      You're assuming it was unintentional, I for one think they did it on purpose, which is based.

    • @jamiefroud633
      @jamiefroud633 7 місяців тому +2

      Are you really that sad. Uncensored version for a few pixels of cleavage and crotch area. Seriously, get a girlfriend. When you see other outfits in the game you’ll scratch your head wondering what censored means. The bunny outfit is ridiculous anyway. Also, where’s the actual solid evidence Sony did this, but then decided not to censor anything else in the game…….

    • @DionPanday
      @DionPanday 7 місяців тому +17

      @@jamiefroud633hey bot, op didn’t mention anything about Eves looks

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 7 місяців тому +2

      @@jamiefroud633I’m more bothered by the toning down of blood and gore. My favourite part of bloodborne was seeing my player absolutely soaked in blood.

    • @tutorialboss4090
      @tutorialboss4090 6 місяців тому +2

      @@honeybadger6275it was totally intentional by some chad censor who knew the assignment.

  • @Extra_Onions
    @Extra_Onions 7 місяців тому +49

    Tbh. we live in a time when a AAA game being just good is something to be celebrated. We don't really get "great" anymore

  • @natediaz1863
    @natediaz1863 7 місяців тому +77

    That thumbnail title. Never change, synth.

    • @Rorschach1998
      @Rorschach1998 7 місяців тому +19

      They've been winning for centuries now.

    • @dannyknight6682
      @dannyknight6682 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Rorschach1998 have they?

    • @rodrigofreitas3288
      @rodrigofreitas3288 3 місяці тому

      @@dannyknight6682 Yup. Why do you think people haven't disappeared yet?

  • @An00n
    @An00n 7 місяців тому +57

    Laughed like crazy in the "teleport behind them and nothing personnel kid them" part

  • @IAmTheEagleHTM
    @IAmTheEagleHTM 7 місяців тому +454

    Synthetic Man liking a modern game is shocking to me

    • @sb17899
      @sb17899 7 місяців тому +138

      that's what happens when devs focus on making a fun game instead of making sure they don't misgender someone.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 7 місяців тому +36

      Since Synth was grinding breakers non stop, he is changed man, the amount of times he was denied being invader really got to him.

    • @eliajshdjddj
      @eliajshdjddj 7 місяців тому +10

      It’s trash

    • @reviewcheck2983
      @reviewcheck2983 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@eliajshdjddj How so?

    • @Andriej69
      @Andriej69 7 місяців тому

      @@eliajshdjddj Twatterino spotted

  • @kakiharamasao
    @kakiharamasao 7 місяців тому +250

    Just saw a crimer move into my neighborhood.... It's over, the east has fallen...

    • @Chudster3000
      @Chudster3000 7 місяців тому +61

      I wish you luck brother.

    • @Rorschach1998
      @Rorschach1998 7 місяців тому +27

      Was it that sonicfox clown ?

    • @BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex
      @BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex 7 місяців тому

      Where the yellow women at?

    • @twomours6198
      @twomours6198 6 місяців тому +1

      What’s a crimer?

    • @kakiharamasao
      @kakiharamasao 6 місяців тому +13

      @@twomours6198 Tyrone, Jamal, Marquis & DeShawn. The light of many Reddit nendoroid collectors' lives...

  • @TyphonNeuron
    @TyphonNeuron 7 місяців тому +336

    This hurts the 52%.

    • @someguyonyt2831
      @someguyonyt2831 7 місяців тому +101

      The rate is climbing up fast, bro

    • @TyphonNeuron
      @TyphonNeuron 7 місяців тому +91

      @@someguyonyt2831 Good.

    • @someguyonyt2831
      @someguyonyt2831 7 місяців тому +59

      @@TyphonNeuron Also the Monkey Pox too. It's coming back but only to the 52%

    • @TyphonNeuron
      @TyphonNeuron 7 місяців тому

      @@someguyonyt2831 when the monkey pox got out and publicly was a thing, temporarily, it was revealed that some dogs and some children were also affected. Unfortunately the 52 doesn't keep just to themselves.

    • @joroa7151
      @joroa7151 7 місяців тому +7

      Who?

  • @Mia_Waiting
    @Mia_Waiting 7 місяців тому +292

    Stellar Blade is everything the Woke crowd doesn't want :

    A good game with good looking characters

    • @Kaybossboi
      @Kaybossboi 7 місяців тому

      They don’t want female look good in video coz according to the woke crowd (or whatever you wanna call them) will interpret that as seeing/treating women as “object” they want to put politics in video games to fit in there agenda

    • @ElPicoleto90
      @ElPicoleto90 7 місяців тому

      i hate wokeness and i hate also this wave of dudes begging for oversexualized women in their videogames as an excuse to feel "Straight and manly" , just look at the video title thumbnail, this reflects what i stated so i cant be debunked in any way.
      2nd As a man, i hate that any product has to "tingle tingle" me with sexual things like if i was a condemned dog who must obey to its low passions.
      Im more interested in abstract things, giving me the chance to LEARN something usefull, to cultivate my mind and build an opinion based on various points of views, once you have all the sex u wanted in live, you start to focus more in mature things which deliver a much more powerful source of enjoyement
      Unlike the majority of these dudes that haven't touched a tit in their single life

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому +16

      Begone, BOT!

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Shieftain
      The fact that Synth has bots now means he's moving up in the world

    • @ElPicoleto90
      @ElPicoleto90 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Shieftain virgerinos XD

  • @princeofallsayings166
    @princeofallsayings166 7 місяців тому +25

    THANK YOU for being honest about the input lag. All these other reviewers seem like they want to ignore such an important design flaw

  • @southcoastinventors6583
    @southcoastinventors6583 7 місяців тому +73

    Where are all the hate commenters from the Fallout TV review. Guess the bot army needs to take a break

    • @slicedtopieces
      @slicedtopieces 7 місяців тому +40

      Key words have not been used so their circuits have not been activated.

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 6 місяців тому +16

      Yet another proof that it was a directed attack by bots and paid NPCs from Reddit.

    • @southcoastinventors6583
      @southcoastinventors6583 6 місяців тому +11

      @@Ignisan_66 Seems that way because Synthetic Man sub count is way to low to even have a impact. Reeks of desperation by Papa Bezos not wanting a repeat of Lord of the Rings debacle.

    • @the_very_cozy_burrito
      @the_very_cozy_burrito 6 місяців тому +6

      Well thats because no one cares about stellar blade, and synthetic man is known for his God awful takes
      If there's nothing to defend or offend, what's the point of even hate watching

    • @mexicangomez31
      @mexicangomez31 6 місяців тому +9

      Found one☝️

  • @johnnygreywood
    @johnnygreywood 7 місяців тому +91

    these jiggle physicals are crazy work 😂

  • @exactly1176
    @exactly1176 7 місяців тому +106

    Stellar Blade is everything the Woke crowd doesn't want :
    A good game with good looking characters.

    • @someguyonyt2831
      @someguyonyt2831 7 місяців тому +14

      Yes. The problem with this game is that the characters are so boring. Back in the 90s to late 2000, we used to get attractive female characters with interesting personality like Lara Croft, Liara, Tifa, Yuna, Jill Valentine and so on. Making attractive female lead is great but man, make them interesting please. Eve is so bland and boring.

    • @eliajshdjddj
      @eliajshdjddj 7 місяців тому +18

      The game is mediocre lmao

    • @nonenothing4412
      @nonenothing4412 7 місяців тому

      Unacceptable, absolutedly.

    • @excalibro8365
      @excalibro8365 7 місяців тому +8

      A mediocre game with sexy characters.

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому +5

      @@someguyonyt2831 Heck, just seven years ago we got 2B in Nier Automata. It's absolutely wild how in just a bit over half a decade things have deteriorated so rapidly.

  • @DargorShepard
    @DargorShepard 7 місяців тому +43

    Clanker is our word, but you can call me clanka.

  • @Eincrou
    @Eincrou 7 місяців тому +14

    This strikes me of the kind of games that regularly released when I was growing up in the 90s/00s, back when games were developed in a year or less by 20 to 50-man teams. These games would come out, some of us would buy them or rent them, have a bit of fun, then forget about the game. This was before the modern gamer hype cycle, where every major game release is presented as a huge event. Stellar Blade comes across to me as just a workmanlike game that never deserved as much attention as it has received.
    7:12 I discovered the Synthetic Man last summer, while I was playing Final Fantasy XVI and looking to see if other people were as disappointed in it as I was. I was staying in a hotel and I bought a PS5 to play FF16 on the hotel room TV. It was a surprisingly decent TV, but it had image processing features that introduced a similar about of delay as Stellar Blade's delay on blocking, about 250ms. The TV's settings were locked down, so I couldn't disable the features to reduce the delay. Somehow, I got used to it and was able to play FF16, but the delay was too much for me to play the Dark Souls clone, Mortal Shell.

  • @too_ql
    @too_ql 7 місяців тому +16

    They shifted the window gradually..... we have to do that too....

  • @thetrashcanman7537
    @thetrashcanman7537 7 місяців тому +97

    #straightpride!!!!

    • @wobbuffet8357
      @wobbuffet8357 7 місяців тому +30

      @@naturallawgiver I see why Synth likes this game now.

    • @An00n
      @An00n 7 місяців тому

      @@naturallawgiver Kainé is a hermaphrodite, know the difference.

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 7 місяців тому +9

      @@naturallawgivereven better

    • @thedog7494
      @thedog7494 7 місяців тому +14

      @@-pressxtostart- liking futas is gay bro. you fell for the trap.

    • @HonshuHigamori
      @HonshuHigamori 7 місяців тому

      @@wobbuffet8357 get this man some annawaifu pussy, STAT

  • @ShadowBanned-o_O
    @ShadowBanned-o_O 7 місяців тому +30

    "We can now call them "Crime-rs". Haha You just couldn't help yourself, could you? 🤣

  • @gravytrain9530
    @gravytrain9530 7 місяців тому +12

    Well tbh the only argument you need against the censorship is the example of baldur's gate 3 (like you mentioned earlier). They allow that shit to fly but not this? Where the character doesnt even get naked? Little strange to me.

  • @PuarLivesMatter
    @PuarLivesMatter 7 місяців тому +98

    Chat loved Lily

    • @SCHIERKE_252
      @SCHIERKE_252 7 місяців тому +17

      yuffie is better

    • @PuarLivesMatter
      @PuarLivesMatter 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@SCHIERKE_252True

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 7 місяців тому +41

      Chat edged to Lily

    • @graemevaughey7432
      @graemevaughey7432 7 місяців тому +21

      Lily has lovely eyes.

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 7 місяців тому +19

      Synthetic Chat absolutely losing it over Lily was the best part of the stream lmao.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 7 місяців тому +45

    Based af game im buying this when i can.

    • @Rorschach1998
      @Rorschach1998 7 місяців тому +21

      Buy it physically without updating it, because they censored stuff in the patches.

    • @samfisherxboxog8925
      @samfisherxboxog8925 7 місяців тому +11

      Buy physical and when you connect to the internet just delete the game again and then disconnect and copy from the disc. This has probably awakened a lot of people to the importance of physical media and I’m happy about that

    • @jamiefroud633
      @jamiefroud633 7 місяців тому

      @@Rorschach1998There’s no censorship 😂 buying the physical copy and not updating it to get a tiny bit of cartoon p&rn makes you a very sad person.

  • @residentidiot5998
    @residentidiot5998 7 місяців тому +8

    16:00
    Tales of Vesperia actually has a pretty interesting " blatant fanservice" character named Judith. She's aware of how she looks/dresses and plays into it, as well as having a personality outside of it. Also one of the most fun and complex characters to play in the game, and arguably even the whole series.

  • @karlor-xy
    @karlor-xy 7 місяців тому +18

    DUDE! what the hell? now i NEED a video on that taxi platformer game!

  • @danielhalburnt2442
    @danielhalburnt2442 7 місяців тому +40

    It's good to see a almost positive video by synthetic man

    • @aaronatkinson177
      @aaronatkinson177 7 місяців тому +2

      Yeah since he's mostly like the king of negatively

    • @danielhalburnt2442
      @danielhalburnt2442 6 місяців тому +2

      @aaronatkinson177 yea rightfully so most of the time but he can be a bit jaded at times

  • @murderman8578
    @murderman8578 7 місяців тому +15

    Sony Censored the Tsukihime Rerelease
    While Family Friendly Nintendo is letting it all Uncensored
    Absolute clown world

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 7 місяців тому +6

      Not clown world as Sony has been doing this since 2003 especially against anime games.
      Whereas Nintendo when it started allowing visual novels onto their systems they were sometimes lenient sometimes not.
      Sony in fact is the reason why many visual novels that were clearly meant to be lewd ended up completely safe.
      The Island VN is one that was really upsetting. It ended up not even getting an adult version and thus feeling unfinished.
      Very noticeable especially since its merch was all very lewd before release.

  • @bobertson654
    @bobertson654 7 місяців тому +16

    I like how Synth gives his honest opinion on everything instead of just immediately giving it 10/10 or 0/10 because he’s obliged to.
    I’d trust his opinion over the “grifter squad” members any day.

  • @Saint_Wolf_
    @Saint_Wolf_ 7 місяців тому +25

    Here be4 progs have a timestamp of when Synth-man enabled the Modo_Racist.

  • @PerturbatorFan
    @PerturbatorFan 7 місяців тому +38

    Anybody wish censorship didn't affect gaming so badly?

    • @jamiefroud633
      @jamiefroud633 7 місяців тому +2

      How has it affected this game. Come on.

    • @logiclunacy606
      @logiclunacy606 7 місяців тому

      I'd argue its not the censorship itself that's really that bothersome but more the reason behind it is usually quite dumb and frustrating.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 7 місяців тому +7

      No. I’m fine with the game being censored after I bought it. I mean, it’s their game, not mine. Why would I expect to have any rights?

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 6 місяців тому

      what you really mean is you wish games had full nudity and sex so you can jack off better while you play them

    • @dannyknight6682
      @dannyknight6682 6 місяців тому

      Nah man, you just need to stop being horny

  • @Real_Life_Eren_Yeager
    @Real_Life_Eren_Yeager 7 місяців тому +47

    she cute

  • @mfntonberry
    @mfntonberry 7 місяців тому +17

    I like it. Alot of desert though. Would have liked a little more vibrance in the pallate.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 7 місяців тому

      A lot of land, full of sand.

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому

      @@jackhazardous4008 Just like Sand Land, which coincidentally released on the same day. What are the odds?

    • @mfntonberry
      @mfntonberry 6 місяців тому

      @@jackhazardous4008 ayyyymannz

  • @alexortiz6419
    @alexortiz6419 7 місяців тому +13

    The physical copy is uncensored as long as you don't connect to the Internet.

  • @SquarePenix.
    @SquarePenix. 6 місяців тому +19

    Crimer hit and run me today. As soon as I saw him in the parking lot, I knew they would run as soon as I asked for their info and they said “let me let you park first” good thing I got his license plate footage of him driving off. Checkmate.

    • @boozer2831
      @boozer2831 6 місяців тому

      nothing like admitting blatant racism in a completely unrelated video lmao, incel.

    • @xcharlesbronsonx
      @xcharlesbronsonx 6 місяців тому +3

      Good luck getting the cops to do anything about it. Crimers gonna crime...
      At least, you won't get your insurance hiked up. Maybe

    • @dannyknight6682
      @dannyknight6682 6 місяців тому

      Why mention that he's a crimer man

  • @TheIceSaffron
    @TheIceSaffron 7 місяців тому +19

    I will 100% watch your review on "yellow taxi goes vroom." It sounds hilarious.

    • @rodrigofreitas3288
      @rodrigofreitas3288 3 місяці тому

      For some reason, I instantly thought about Niko Bellic 🤔

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 7 місяців тому +41

    For men of culture.

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 6 місяців тому

      by that you mean for men who like to jack off over video games and get no real sex? then sure

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 4 місяці тому

      by men of culture you mean guys who like to wank over their video games characters?

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 7 місяців тому +23

    Remember boys: buy the physical version and disconnect your PS5 from the internet to dodge the censorship

    • @minuteworld7027
      @minuteworld7027 6 місяців тому +2

      Or dns settings and block updates

    • @Subsaibot2526
      @Subsaibot2526 6 місяців тому +1

      I haven't tested this myself but hopefully it works. Apparently you can start new game plus uncensored. You beat the game and then update it to start new game plus. After that you go to a camp and save your game then quit out delete the game and reinstall the game without the patch and supposedly you'll have the outfits uncensored.

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 6 місяців тому +3

      Did just that. I also canceled PS plus subscribtion. Screw Sony and their censorship.

  • @Vynne96-jg7er
    @Vynne96-jg7er 7 місяців тому +14

    There's NOTHING controversial about Eve's design. It's only controversial for woke clowns.

    • @theworld6710
      @theworld6710 6 місяців тому

      There’s nothing controversial. It’s just bad.

    • @rodrigofreitas3288
      @rodrigofreitas3288 3 місяці тому

      Someone got offended because jiggle physics can entertain 😂

  • @ATAndreiThomas
    @ATAndreiThomas 7 місяців тому +17

    I really despise woke journalists and woke activists with a passion, always ruining everything we love, The only thing that pisses me off about Sony is how hypocritical they can be with their censorship bullshit, they censored out the hard r in stellar blade because of that woke journo bullshiter but yet they leave the last of us part 2 sex scene uncensored. Disgusting
    I've managed to fixed the problem last night, I just uninstall my physical copy of Stellar Blade and reinstall it again without turning on the Internet on my PS5 and now I finally got the HARD R Uncensored version it worked like a charm.
    Anyway I already signed the petition to #FreeStellarBlade because I'm against Wokeness and Censorship.

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 4 місяці тому

      the fact sony make it hard for you to jerk off to video games is disgusting indeed

  • @Sgt.ArchDornan
    @Sgt.ArchDornan 7 місяців тому +34

    If only it wasnt a ps5 exclusive, its a shame cause the game could get a decent amount of entertainment value if i didnt have to waste money on getting a useless console, aka WHERE THE FUCK IS BLOODBORNE

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 7 місяців тому +8

      It'll probably be on PC in a year with more content.

  • @nimazsheik5152
    @nimazsheik5152 7 місяців тому +12

    How come Synthetic Man has not played the peak of Action Hack and Slash games - Devil May Cry series

    • @larrybobinski1257
      @larrybobinski1257 6 місяців тому +3

      I'm surprised he didn't play first Nier game, it even has futa character.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 6 місяців тому +1

      It would be too hard for him and he would do a review/rant about how fans are the problem.

  • @PoweredByFlow
    @PoweredByFlow 7 місяців тому +8

    As someone who likes Souls Likes i do like that this game doesn't try to be super difficult. If you go back and play Darks Souls 1 and Demon's Souls, then you'll realize that these games are pretty easy compared to the later games. In later games and especially in games which aren't made by Fromsoft, they made them so hard so they appeal to the "Git Gud" crowd who like to bash their heads against one boss for many hours and made the difficulty go into bs territory instead of having a fair but tough challenge, thats not the reason why i love these games. In Elden Ring while i hade to dodge crazy areal attacks and quick chain attacks from certain bosses (Malenia for example, biggest piss take from From ever) constantly pressing B i thought "why didn't they just make an action game if the want to make one so much". There is a limit how hard these games can get and the harder they make them to provide a challenge for "fans" who are familiar with the mechanics then the more bs and unfair they become aka not fun.

    • @johnkalyvas4838
      @johnkalyvas4838 6 місяців тому +1

      Agreed. In Demon's souls rolling took a significant amount of stamina, so the game didn't force you to roll 5 times in a row to dodge a combo with perfect tracking. Because that would drain your entire stamina bar. Even the few relatively big combos(usually 3 attacks max) could be avoided with 1 roll, as long as you positioned yourself properly. The best way to avoid was usually to take a step back and let the enemy hit nothing but air, and then attack while the enemy recovers before backing away to get your stamina back. But with Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring, rolling started taking almost no stamina, like in Bloodborne, despite the fact that the gameplay formula of Dark Souls was designed for slower combat. The worst thing are the delayed attacks that have long range AND perfect tracking so you can't get behind the enemy and punish it, nor can you take a step back to avoid it. And how some bosses instantly jump 10 feet away after their finish a combo so you can't get a hit in.
      I hope they bring back the higher stamina costs for rolling and add more openings/blind spots to the bosses' attacks in their next game. And if they do a good job at this, they should also bring back boss runbacks instead of putting bonfires before most boss rooms. This would make the game much more punishing, but moderately difficult, like Dark Souls 1 and Demon's Souls.

  • @sarahwolfe1154
    @sarahwolfe1154 7 місяців тому +10

    Only thing I disagree with is that I'm all in on fashion souls. Love costumes.

  • @MatjeBalovich
    @MatjeBalovich 7 місяців тому +13

    19:30
    Lmao crimers. Not a year passed without coming up with a new word for the nekkers.

  • @vladz1
    @vladz1 6 місяців тому +10

    The Sony-Naughty Dog double standards are real. They got no problem showing a roided up woman naked and having sex onscreen(which might as well be a gay sex scene sneaked in by Neil), but skimpy outfits in a character action game inspired by bayonetta/dmc is forbidden

  • @natediaz1863
    @natediaz1863 7 місяців тому +47

    I love that synth is so coomer brained that he sees Eve as a 6 and even though this is his 3rd favorite game of the year hes such a ✡️ that he tells you to wait for a sale 😂
    And im not being facetious, i really do love that and its why im always going to be subbed and give this guy money.

    • @capnphuktard5445
      @capnphuktard5445 7 місяців тому +15

      It's a 9.5 trust me if you like fun.

    • @wackpendejo3000
      @wackpendejo3000 7 місяців тому

      lmao gotta be frugal with the shekels goyim XD

    • @InkyMuste
      @InkyMuste 7 місяців тому +15

      Hearing him say that Eve's design wasn't extreme enough was pretty odd tbh. Like what the hell even is the next step from this?

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 7 місяців тому +13

      @@InkyMuste honestly, it can get really extreme, he's right in that. But maybe only 97% of the female population can naturally achieve Eve's figure. My man is into futa though so he obviously has been to the edge of lewd.

    • @wackpendejo3000
      @wackpendejo3000 7 місяців тому +25

      @@InkyMuste i think he meant it as in "wokies are losing their mind over a tame character" synth is saying you could do way "worse" than this for the amount of screeching we heard.

  • @nonenothing4412
    @nonenothing4412 7 місяців тому +40

    Lmao at the thumbnail. I'm happy when Synth finally likes something.

    • @Supervillain__
      @Supervillain__ 7 місяців тому +3

      Me too bro😊its so good

    • @THEBLACKRIGHTWINGER
      @THEBLACKRIGHTWINGER 7 місяців тому +3

      Me too

    • @neamraven
      @neamraven 7 місяців тому

      Even when he likes something, he can't stop shitting on it. It's frustrating to listen to him.

    • @THEBLACKRIGHTWINGER
      @THEBLACKRIGHTWINGER 7 місяців тому +1

      @@neamraven all critics do that

    • @itlinko861
      @itlinko861 7 місяців тому

      ​@@neamravenhe didn't even shit on it that hard, your trying to hard.

  • @vlad4o813
    @vlad4o813 7 місяців тому +30

    I'm willing to believe that the game is good because Korea already proved themselves with Lies of P. The only Souls-like that managed to recapture that beautiful and melancholic feeling of Dark Souls 1 on top of having great gameplay. Makes me think that they are the future of gaming while Japan is stagnating.

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 7 місяців тому +18

      Their mmos are still horrible grindfests with pretty disgusting levels of monetization.

    • @rinslittlesheepling1652
      @rinslittlesheepling1652 7 місяців тому +17

      Koreans are great at copying and making proved formulas attractive. Japanese are the best at designs and voice acting. Chinese are the best at innovating and mixing.
      We need chinese to make a game, japanese to polish it, and then koreans to remake it, and we will get a godlike game.

    • @fun-qi7yn
      @fun-qi7yn 7 місяців тому +1

      @@rinslittlesheepling1652 I couldn't help but laugh when I heard that China was innovative. Everyone knows that China is a paradise for imitation, but what part do you think is innovative? China has the world's largest counterfeit mobile parts market and fake luxury goods market, and is causing numerous copyright-related problems, including illegal theft of images from popular clothing manufacturers around the world. Chinese netizens have a basic lack of awareness of copyright and the Chinese government's lack of proper copyright protection makes it natural for them to illegally watch content from other countries. They also create and broadcast almost identical content that is popular in other countries in their own country. Can a country like this be said to be innovative?

    • @jamiefroud633
      @jamiefroud633 7 місяців тому

      ⁠@@rinslittlesheepling1652Japanese best at voice acting? Are you insane. Japanese voice acting is laughably bad. What makes you think it’s any good. They all sound the same. The high pitched annoying female actors and those annoying all the same techniques and styles male actors. Seriously. In fact you’re lucky if any new talent gets in to the agencies past the senior ‘we get all the work’ actors 😂
      Come and watch Japanese TV. You get these terrible voice actors doing stuff sometimes. It’s embarrassing.

    • @linearcannon5078
      @linearcannon5078 7 місяців тому +1

      I have no idea what you mean by japan is stagnating. If anything japan is having gaming renaissance. Korea only released two games that are ok so far beside stellar, lies p and diver. Japan had elden ring re4 dd2 zelda mario octo2 to just name a few.

  • @urbanscarecrow
    @urbanscarecrow 7 місяців тому +7

    Watch this now before it gets taken down

  • @Noname15514
    @Noname15514 7 місяців тому +11

    Sony: "Synthetic Man is reviewing another one of our games, unleash the bots. Wait. . . He likes this game, pull back!"

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 6 місяців тому +12

    Stellar Blade is legit the best game I've played in a while now. Shame on Soyny for censoring it

  • @NullManny
    @NullManny 7 місяців тому +8

    I'm so glad to hear Synthetic Man having a fun time with the game

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 7 місяців тому +50

    Based game from based developers, let's just hope they revert the c3nc0rship patch.

    • @Rorschach1998
      @Rorschach1998 7 місяців тому +13

      Wait, don't tell me those CommieTube clowns took that word too.

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 7 місяців тому +17

      @@Rorschach1998 i mean my account has been flagged for talking about hats too often if ya catch my drift, so like 60% of my posts get axed no matter what i say

    • @Iridium-77-g
      @Iridium-77-g 7 місяців тому

      ​@@honeybadger6275 You have been added to the list.

    • @RickStein-i9o
      @RickStein-i9o 7 місяців тому

      ​@@honeybadger6275((( They ))) Got you flagged just like me .

    • @Rorschach1998
      @Rorschach1998 7 місяців тому +6

      @@honeybadger6275 They're getting desperate, because they know they're losing.

  • @Vatayah
    @Vatayah 7 місяців тому +13

    Part about music sounding like NieR- apparently like half of the soundtrack was composed by Keiichi Okabe, composer or NieR so it kinda makes sense

    • @kannyboy1847
      @kannyboy1847 7 місяців тому +4

      Don't know where this missinformation is coming from but Okabe had nothing to do with this game, it instead has two other composers from his music studio on the soundtrack along with some from Shift Up, the two composers have composed for NieR games though non the less.

  • @turdbergler657
    @turdbergler657 7 місяців тому +36

    i'm surprised he likes it, considering the game doesn't have any 12 inch addons for the robot...

    • @Runninghit
      @Runninghit 7 місяців тому +3

      Lol I don't get it am I missing something ?

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 7 місяців тому +13

      @@Runninghit synth has admitted to liking futa 😂

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@natediaz1863 That.......that is unfortunate.
      Ewwww.

    • @Runninghit
      @Runninghit 7 місяців тому +3

      @@natediaz1863 lol Gross

    • @rutgerkerpel306
      @rutgerkerpel306 6 місяців тому +2

      @@natediaz1863 I mean... We all have our defects.., but perhaps he's had the desire to stop getting into such material? At least, that's what I hope for him.
      If not... Well I'll pray that at he will put it all aside at some point and focuses on the goodness in the heart, the true love that only God can grant a lingering soul on this earth.

  • @yourlifesucksandiknowit
    @yourlifesucksandiknowit 7 місяців тому +11

    watched your fallout video and never seen more based man than you on youtube

    • @BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex
      @BlainAGoddamnSxXxxlT-Rex 7 місяців тому +8

      Welcome to the Synth Cell's. Check out his streams too on his playlist for even more based stuff.

  • @docblade3270
    @docblade3270 7 місяців тому +13

    The crazy thing is that, some 15 years ago, nobody would care much about that game, because uber hot female characters were the standard, and crazy people still hadn't taken entertainment industry and turned it into a deformed lesbian NOT drunk party!

  • @darken2417
    @darken2417 7 місяців тому +9

    Lol everyone is saying they'd watch the Taxi review.
    Now Synth might actually do it believing chat and then it ends up crashing his channel's algorithm.

  • @quintribute
    @quintribute 7 місяців тому +27

    Synth speaks and i listen

  • @NullVoid-rm7jm
    @NullVoid-rm7jm 7 місяців тому +28

    If I buy this I'll get a used copy. I don't support censorship of any kind. I didn't even plan on dressing Eve like the set of holes she was advertised as. I'm just sick of all the censorship being normalized

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 7 місяців тому +3

    Between Stellar Blade and Sword of the Vagrant which I played recently, I hope to see more stylish hack & slash games like this make more of a comeback, especially with sexy women characters like Eve and Vivian from their respective titles. I do personally love Eve’s character design and the outfits (and honestly more the better since they add replay value to me). However if a sequel does come (without the censorship), I hope they lean more towards the Devil May Cry side of things with more weapon variety, more structured levels and of course more character and personality to Eve. I mean it’s not impossible to salvage a protagonist after the fact, what with how many franchises many of us love now started off with somewhat bland characters only to have them shine far better in follow ups because the writing did them justice.

  • @Akira-Strider
    @Akira-Strider 6 місяців тому +6

    I agree on the critique of Eve's appearance a bit and her rather bland personality, they should've had Tachy as a playable character or as a cosmetic skin costume for Eve (although they can still do that through DLC and a special edition of Stellar Blade)

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 7 місяців тому +45

    What’s more surprising is Synth liking a soulslike.

    • @capnphuktard5445
      @capnphuktard5445 7 місяців тому +7

      It's not a Soulslike..It's an actual adventure hack n slash Darksiderslike.

    • @livamyyo
      @livamyyo 7 місяців тому +19

      @@capnphuktard5445
      >parry and attack builds posture damage
      >enemy becomes disabled once its filled
      Clearly Sekiro 2

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 7 місяців тому +9

      @@livamyyo It's Darksiders 2 but with Sekiro mechanics and Korean phone RPG female physiques.

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho 7 місяців тому

      @@livamyyonowhere near as hard as Sekiro tho, difficulty is one of the aspects that make a game be a “soulslike”

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому +7

      Listen carefully to what he said in the intro. It's a Souls-LITE, not Souls-like. As in, it has some elements of a Souls game, but not enough to where it's practically a clone. A Souls-like would be the newer Lords of the Fallen game, Mortal Shell, or Lies of P (which is more like Bloodborne, but you get the idea).

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 7 місяців тому +5

    Yeah I like the game as well 7.5/10 just don’t like that they patched out the blood splattering all over the character.
    (I would recommend guys or girls wait for it to be on sale for $40 or $30 before buying it and if you buy it don’t patch the game because it will censor the blood out over her body)
    So hopefully they don’t censor that in the sequel, give us more enemy variety, give her more of a personality, different blades/animation for them and actually use the real models face for the main characters face because it’s way better than the face we got in the game imo.

  • @Kwat224son
    @Kwat224son 7 місяців тому +37

    Those damn crimers moved in next door and the whole neighborhood goes to hell.

    • @BenDover-nx7hn
      @BenDover-nx7hn 6 місяців тому +1

      Pains me to know that racist people like you and this entire fan base still exist in this world.

    • @MavethTheReaper
      @MavethTheReaper 6 місяців тому +1

      How the hell are you so fucking racist,

  • @Vintagesonic1
    @Vintagesonic1 6 місяців тому +5

    Great review, Synthetic Man. Considering how this is their first console game, I think Shift Up has a lot of potential to keep improving. Assuming they take in the actual criticism and feedback from the fans and work to address them for a potential sequel, then I think they can solidify themselves in being one of the few good AAA developers.

  • @AntiRiku
    @AntiRiku 7 місяців тому +19

    #FreeStellarBlade
    Sign the petition, we're so close to 100k

  • @ZANGOJOE
    @ZANGOJOE 7 місяців тому +8

    It really is a Nier: Automata clone with a typical walking korean beauty standard as the main character.

    • @Vynne96-jg7er
      @Vynne96-jg7er 7 місяців тому +4

      And that's a good thing. Far better than troonies in most western games

    • @ZANGOJOE
      @ZANGOJOE 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Vynne96-jg7er I agree.

    • @rutgerkerpel306
      @rutgerkerpel306 6 місяців тому

      Yea this game was inspired by it from the start. I even think the devs said something like that when the first trailer was released?
      Correct me if I'm wrong though.

  • @elysiumwolf
    @elysiumwolf 7 місяців тому +3

    Actually liked that you gave it a fair shake. I agree with some of the things you said, I do think Eve could have been more...anything. Combat can be cheesed, but I think that was more for accessibility for players than anything else.
    I will say that New Game+ opens the doors to a whole new style of gameplay. The ability to get really strong gears and exospines, combined with strong abilities lets you live that high-paced action combat against bosses and group mobs. It does also show a bit more of her development when you replay it, as you do get to see her shift from full mission focused to instead people focused.
    Glad to see someone being open and honest about the game and the censorship issues.

  • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
    @Hypnotically_Caucasian 7 місяців тому +34

    "IT'S ADAM AND *EVE* NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!!"

    • @mateocaballero3647
      @mateocaballero3647 6 місяців тому

      Fuck you and fuck your made up God. Get the Bear Jew treatment 🖕

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 6 місяців тому +6

      Damn right.

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 6 місяців тому

      the irony of incels who jack off to video game girls having such strong opinions on sexuality

    • @dannyknight6682
      @dannyknight6682 6 місяців тому +1

      Ok man, hope your boyfriend doesn't find this post

    • @withertempestprime8718
      @withertempestprime8718 4 місяці тому +1

      Amen

  • @-pressxtostart-
    @-pressxtostart- 7 місяців тому +38

    So now its time for
    DMC
    NIER
    NIOH
    BAYONETTA
    METAL GEAR RISING
    NINJA GAIDEN
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 7 місяців тому +11

      Ninja gaiden mentioned, I thought there were only like 10 fans left on this planet.

    • @westonstaufenberg7278
      @westonstaufenberg7278 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ExtremeMan10 Ninja Gaiden is the best of them all. Well 2 and 3RE (imo). 1 was good but to replay it not so much, not a fan of hub worlds or puzzles in action games. Not enough enemies. Plus that swimming level not fun. Just want to play as a badass stoic character in linear levels w/ survival arenas filled w/ several enemies relentlessly trying to kill you, rock and metal in the background, and a nonsensical story.

    • @wobbuffet8357
      @wobbuffet8357 7 місяців тому +6

      Synth hates playing good games unless they're old platformers though

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ExtremeMan10we strike from the shadows when the time is right!

    • @-pressxtostart-
      @-pressxtostart- 7 місяців тому

      @@westonstaufenberg7278thats actually why i quite enjoy razors edge, except for all the wall climb and flying qtes, theres so much mindless slicing and dicing, tons of weapons, skills, combos, characters, costumes.. glad they revamped ng3

  • @DionPanday
    @DionPanday 7 місяців тому +5

    Seeing the succes of this game it wouldn’t surprise me if we’re gonna see a lot more controversies from progressives towards attractive characters. Straight men stay winning indeed.

  • @KadeOh
    @KadeOh 6 місяців тому +5

    Damn nice to know I’m not the only one who thinks the block/parry/dodge is cooked cause it is I thought it was my old ass tv input lag

  • @freshpeaches6886
    @freshpeaches6886 7 місяців тому +5

    11:08 "Stranger I Remain"
    A man of Culture.

    • @lostzephyr2191
      @lostzephyr2191 7 місяців тому

      It's a great song from the MGR soundtrack.

    • @chrisw7047
      @chrisw7047 6 місяців тому

      12:05 RULES OF NATURE!!!!

  • @demondude1000
    @demondude1000 7 місяців тому +20

    Turn off auto-updates. Install the DISC version while disconnected from the Internet. Temporary solution to the censorship problem

    • @InkyMuste
      @InkyMuste 7 місяців тому +4

      Turning off auto updates doesn't do anything, you have to play offline or it'll try to update it every chance it gets.

    • @demondude1000
      @demondude1000 7 місяців тому +11

      @@InkyMuste It's a single player game. Who needs online?

    • @InkyMuste
      @InkyMuste 7 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@demondude1000 Just pointing out the ridiculous nonsense that comes with the ps5 experience

    • @demondude1000
      @demondude1000 7 місяців тому +6

      @@InkyMuste It's Xbox One, Ps5 Theyre shoving "Live service" shit onto everyone . I hear ya though

    • @jamiefroud633
      @jamiefroud633 7 місяців тому

      Try thinking for yourself instead of copying UA-camrs chasing money and trends. Censored 😂 seriously.

  • @melancholoid
    @melancholoid 7 місяців тому +5

    Awesome Vid!
    Thank You very much for Your Work! Greetings from Germany

  • @tempoaccla4041
    @tempoaccla4041 7 місяців тому +1

    btw regarding the parry delay, supposedly they fixed that with the first patch (which also censored a bunch of stuff)

  • @B.L.S.
    @B.L.S. 6 місяців тому +5

    A dodge with invincibility frames is not something the Souls series started, it's just a basic action game thing.
    Same thing with perfect parries (or perfect blocks).

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 місяців тому +1

      I don't think the point was that Souls INVENTED it but that it's a major, key component of Souls-like combat.

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. 7 місяців тому +4

    Just thought about the pelvic tilt. It could be because she is wearing high heels. Ladies can you back me up on this hunch? Anyway seems like an alright game. The whole hullabaloo is literally nothing. Good review Synth.

  • @norristhetaurus6192
    @norristhetaurus6192 7 місяців тому +3

    Yo as far as the block delay I thought I was goin crazy thinking I’m timing right then getting hit!!

  • @matt.random8473
    @matt.random8473 7 місяців тому +11

    The only thing I hate about this game is that it's not available on PC

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому +1

      It's very likely a timed exclusive as it was initially in development for a simultaneous PC release. Also, sony has been porting a lot of their games to PC not too long after releasing their games on their exclusive hardware this generation, so you can fully expect it to show up in a year or two.

    • @matt.random8473
      @matt.random8473 7 місяців тому

      @@Shieftain That's what I'm hoping. It'll be kinda annoying to wait for 2 years, but I'm not buying a PS5 (at least not a brand new one, maybe I'll look for a used one in a few months)

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому

      @@matt.random8473 Yeah I've just stuck with my PC and a switch this generation because xbox games have been getting simultaneous released on PC since 2016 and ps4 and 5 games have been consistently getting ported over after a few years.
      Also, hardly any games worth getting these days in general, let alone ones that are timed ps5 exculsives. What's the only true exclusive so far? The Demon's Souls remake? I still have the original on PS3 which if I wanted I could play at very high frame rates using an emulator these days. Sure, it's nowhere as good graphically, but the original arguably has better atmosphere, better gameplay, a better soundtrack and is free of some of the race swapping the remake did.
      Lastly, the console is too darn large and kind of ugly looking. It's even taller than my not-so-small SFF case. I'm usually not one to care how a machine looks since when I play games I tend to stare deeply into my TV screen, but dang it if the PS5 isn't an odd-looking machine.
      I recommend saving your money and putting it toward other things in life. Chances are, four hundred bucks or whatever the console goes for these days on the used market can be used for things that are way more fun and/or fulfilling.

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain 7 місяців тому +4

      @@matt.random8473 Wow I can't believe my reply to you got hidden. I said absolutely nothing offensive in my comment, used no slurs or expletives, or said anything remotely controversial. All l said were my reasons for why I'm sticking to PC and my recommendations for you, and that was it. This is honestly getting out of hand.

    • @matt.random8473
      @matt.random8473 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Shieftain UA-cam censorship and shadow banning keeps getting worse. I've also had completely safe comments getting hidden and deleted for no reason, especially since last year. It's ridiculous and discouraging

  • @michaelcarroll5801
    @michaelcarroll5801 3 місяці тому +5

    Thug said this review was a grift, but I don't see it. Synth said it was okay, and fair enough.

  • @KillerGhost-zk5zg
    @KillerGhost-zk5zg 7 місяців тому +25

    First time I’ve seen him like a modern game

    • @MSantosMusic
      @MSantosMusic 7 місяців тому +10

      He liked Baldur’s Gate 3. What are you talking about?

    • @KillerGhost-zk5zg
      @KillerGhost-zk5zg 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MSantosMusic chill out I forgot one game. It was an exaggeration obvisoly he likes other games 🤣

    • @ecup1384
      @ecup1384 7 місяців тому +9

      Did he Likes the RoboCop Game ?

    • @InkyMuste
      @InkyMuste 7 місяців тому +18

      I feel like he likes plenty of games, people just lose their marbles when he "dares" to criticize stuff. Most recent example being Dragon's Dogma 2.

    • @NipahAllDay
      @NipahAllDay 7 місяців тому

      @@ecup1384 I think he said it felt generic or average at best.

  • @kpsk8031
    @kpsk8031 6 місяців тому +15

    So, a solid 7/10 game gets praised like crazy because we live in clownworld. Meanwhile Vanquish is still waiting for some love and revenue.

  • @blumbtumb7404
    @blumbtumb7404 7 місяців тому +4

    On god synthetic man got me distracted with "a stranger I remain", instead of him I focused on the song FML that shit is good

  • @chronicpaynegaming8746
    @chronicpaynegaming8746 7 місяців тому +19

    That pelvic tilt is accurate since she's wearing high heels 🤡

  • @chrisw7047
    @chrisw7047 6 місяців тому +4

    That MGR music in the background.
    🎸🎸🎸
    10:13 Stranger I remain
    12:05 Rules of Nature

  • @joopert
    @joopert 5 місяців тому +5

    Played the demo and thought it was extremely mediocre, I'd still rate it a 10 just because I'm tired of the AAA game industry making protagonists ugly though.

    • @thegamewin100
      @thegamewin100 3 місяці тому +1

      💀 it’s an okay game and it’s better than most this year lol

  • @randbrannigan2590
    @randbrannigan2590 7 місяців тому +23

    It's been nice to have something lowbrow again. Games as art has been a disaster for gaming. Along with the usual woke shit

    • @samfisherxboxog8925
      @samfisherxboxog8925 7 місяців тому +9

      Games have always been art. What modern game movies have tried to do is make them cinematic which doesn’t make something art.
      Art is literally anything that makes you have an emotional reaction. If it doesn’t then it isn’t art. Up till about 2014 people who pursued the creative field understood this.
      Example of someone saying this was in daredevil season 1 when kingpin is at an art gallery.
      I was taught this in film school back in the 00s
      Now people are taught art is supposed to be political. That’s propaganda.

    • @InkyMuste
      @InkyMuste 7 місяців тому +8

      "Games as shitty movies" has been disastrous for gaming

    • @samfisherxboxog8925
      @samfisherxboxog8925 7 місяців тому +3

      @@InkyMuste Uncharted has been an absolute disaster for the industry and I love those games. At least the first three

    • @westonstaufenberg7278
      @westonstaufenberg7278 7 місяців тому +3

      wydm, Ninja Gaiden 2 is art, you paint the walls w/ the enemies blood w/ all the limbs and heads you cut off.

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 7 місяців тому

      Games as art isn't bad nor does it mean it can't be lowbrow if its being made as art.
      Maitetsu for example had full on orchestras for its soundtrask, eye meltingly high quality background and character art, and a super detailed autistic level of train related knowledge.
      And yet it still had high levels of full on coomer antics.
      And by full on I mean fully animated high res sprites that put Nekopara to shame.
      Not only was it far far more artsy than Nekopara (which wasn't at all) it was also 10 times more coomer quality without straying away into grossness.
      A true work of art.