Starfield is Creatively Bankrupt

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  • @kirshak7007
    @kirshak7007 Рік тому +1381

    I find it Hilarious that when you kill an NPC that is sitting, that same NPC need to stand up because it NEED to be out of sitting animation before dying

    • @justinchin0
      @justinchin0 Рік тому +102

      Wow that's lazy!

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 11 місяців тому +9

      You couldn't kill sitting NPCs in Mass Effect either... if you turned friendly fire on with a console command. Which the game waa not designed for.
      And it works AS WELL as Starfield.

    • @eightleggedanarchist
      @eightleggedanarchist 11 місяців тому +50

      ​@@KopperNeomanI really hope that's irony.

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT 11 місяців тому +67

      Are you serious?
      Mass effect is over 14 years old by this point. Have you... ever played mass effect: Andromeda even? @@KopperNeoman

    • @Canaris3
      @Canaris3 11 місяців тому +48

      Best part is that it wasnt like that in Skyrim/F4.. They actually go back technologically on that on top of lack of gore and dismemberment..

  • @talespinner4515
    @talespinner4515 Рік тому +1414

    Gaming in the 2000s: I can't believe Todd Howard did it again!
    Gaming in the 2020s: I can't believe Todd Howard did it again.

    • @pandamonium9255
      @pandamonium9255 Рік тому +35

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Doge10YT
      @Doge10YT Рік тому +16

      Lmao

    • @fridaycaliforniaa236
      @fridaycaliforniaa236 Рік тому +1

      XDD

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Рік тому

      @awardwinningcritique6895 no there won’t be internet because our orbit will be filled the blown up satellites blocking our access to space forever we probably won’t even have electricity and you won’t have time to game while trying to survive this was the best time humanity will ever have and we squandered it

    • @sexylazercatwizard
      @sexylazercatwizard Рік тому +19

      He's just a salesman, he has no hand in actually making a game, just like elon musk with his companies

  • @kinghomer6134
    @kinghomer6134 Рік тому +3417

    The fact you cant kill npcs after they threaten you is crazy least immersive game ever

    • @kukipett
      @kukipett Рік тому +271

      But but do you realize that this game will be played by stupid children who will later cry because the quest npc is dead and who will never accept to pay for their mistakes. Well we live in a world where parent never say no!

    • @dominicdeluca6378
      @dominicdeluca6378 Рік тому +191

      They're essential to quests that don't really matter to the story. Plus they could be killed and replaced with another npc who will serve the same purpose but that doesn't happen either.

    • @kukipett
      @kukipett Рік тому +116

      @@dominicdeluca6378 This happens in good games only never in Bethesda games, making them immortal is goodenough, Bethesda is the goodenough company.

    • @mossa216
      @mossa216 Рік тому +3

      @@kukipett Could also be a way to ensure missions can always be completed, unlike some quests in Skyrim where assassin guild could send you to kill someone you than needed for another quest later on... And killing someone cause they "insulted" you is quite the immature reaction.

    • @aligmal5031
      @aligmal5031 Рік тому +132

      @@kukipett imagine if a game has multiple options to complete quests even after you kill every living thing in the map crazy right !!?!??! oh wait this already exist in other games that were made by ppl who actually care about choices

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow Рік тому +641

    The next Bethesda game will just be the Creation Kit and they'll tell you to make your own game.

    • @spatrk6634
      @spatrk6634 Рік тому +94

      still better than starfield

    • @Myth_or_Mystery76
      @Myth_or_Mystery76 11 місяців тому +34

      Also upgrade your PC.

    • @Healthy_Toki
      @Healthy_Toki 11 місяців тому +20

      Honestly I would prefer if they put all their resources into a project like that instead of asking us to sit through this game first. The whole appeal of Bethesda games is seeing how far modders can push it.

    • @GhostOfSnuffles
      @GhostOfSnuffles 11 місяців тому +15

      They'll sell you the creation kit for $150 and it will "update" every week and completely break.

    • @Dorito_Djinn
      @Dorito_Djinn 11 місяців тому +12

      You joke but that might be the best thing they could do at this point to win back trust if they made it user friendly enough.

  • @GroovyBabyYeah
    @GroovyBabyYeah Рік тому +1932

    If Blackrock and Vanguard made a game

  • @commandertoothpick8284
    @commandertoothpick8284 Рік тому +930

    Its insane how there are people who actually defend this game. They're probably lobotomized zombies.

    • @The_House_Always_Wins
      @The_House_Always_Wins Рік тому +29

      yes

    • @Smokeyourselfstraighttohell
      @Smokeyourselfstraighttohell Рік тому +93

      You literally cant even discuss the game without them reeing

    • @eduardobenassi3072
      @eduardobenassi3072 Рік тому +2

      Normies and leftards are the loudest and sometimes most influential in the entertainment business. This is what you get when you tolerate those imbeciles.

    • @JuJuLa__
      @JuJuLa__ Рік тому +54

      They are bunch of redditors stay out from that echo chamber of platform

    • @pompeythegreat297
      @pompeythegreat297 Рік тому +21

      SHILLS

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 Рік тому +3022

    Gamers refuse to accept that most AAA studios age like milk, not wine. Great development teams make great studios, not the other way around.

    • @AWESOMEX711
      @AWESOMEX711 Рік тому

      Dev teams are like sports teams. They are only as good as the people currently are working in the team.
      Anyone who saw the Starfield direct and saw the people who work at Bethesda today should be able to know what to expect from the game.
      Today the people who work there are the soyboys and the dyed hair feminists so of course its super woke.

    • @WackyIraqi777
      @WackyIraqi777 Рік тому +318

      Bingo. All companies are just a group of people. If a bunch of those people move on, the company is no longer the same. On that note, Todd needs to retire. He has no clue what he's doing.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 Рік тому +133

      huh and i thought diversity was our strength.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Рік тому +97

      What Todd tried to do it in Stafield, Bioware have achieved with Mass Effect, more than a decade ago...
      The tech isn't inovative, the story is bland and boring, Bethesda rpg elements, as much folks like it are being replaced by emergent gameplay in other games, in other words is, outdated.
      NMS despite the broken launch already born a better game than Starfield, and today is something way better than when it was launched.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 Рік тому +17

      @@efxnews4776 one lone turkish man achieved it with spacebourne 2

  • @KingBuffo
    @KingBuffo Рік тому +319

    At this point, I think it’s amazing that there’s no loading screen to skip dialogue.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 11 місяців тому +16

      Yo dawg, we heard you like loading screens, so we put a loading screen into your loading screen! And it just... works!

  • @canine_delight
    @canine_delight Рік тому +2687

    Starfield dialogue was written by an AI who's only data source was the Reddit home page.

  • @Bacon56ful
    @Bacon56ful Рік тому +1093

    It's funny that New Vegas, a decade old game, developed in a rushed schedule - managed to avoid the immortal essential NPC crap for the vast majority of its important characters

    • @rottingpotatoes2483
      @rottingpotatoes2483 Рік тому +1

      You can kill anybody in New Vegas, you can even kill Yes Man. He does come back, but there’s actually logical reasons why he can keep coming back. He’s a computer program and can load himself into any securitron.

    • @CyroTheSpider
      @CyroTheSpider Рік тому +141

      Yup - two things.
      First, you need passion. Big studios just don't have it. When your team is super passionate, they will work hard on making their vision work. Baldur's Gate 3 is proof of that. Elden Ring is proof of that. At the end of the day, you need people behind the game that really care about it.
      Second, great writers are hard to get and are super underappreciated, something that is becoming more and more obvious looking at the AAA gaming industry.

    • @robotron1236
      @robotron1236 Рік тому +22

      You could feel the love the developers had for Skyrim. It’s why I still play it, to this day. BGS has really lost its way, hopefully they get back on track for TESVI and FO5.

    • @superplayerex2431
      @superplayerex2431 Рік тому +135

      @@robotron1236 Nope, they won't. Skyrim was already a massive downgrade in terms of RPG mechanics compared to previous iterations. Ever since then, their games have gotten more and more simplified. Fallout 4/76 and now Starfield are all first person looter shooters with perk systems that are replacing any and all meaningful RPG mechanics from the past, and that's all Bethesda can churn out now.

    • @paulw5039
      @paulw5039 Рік тому +56

      Skyrim had better NPC interaction and immersiveness. Guards would warn you about shouting or having a weapon drawn, NPCs would pick up and even fight over an object you dropped. In Starfield they do nothing. You can fire a gun all around them and they stare blankly at you. Did Bethesda forget how to program in the last 12 years?
      Freelancer, a 20 year old game, did interstellar and planet-planet travel (jump gates and trade lanes) way better than fast travel ping ponging all over the galaxy.
      And don't get me started on how lazy and simplistic obtaining powers is in Starfield vs shouts in Skyrim.
      Yet fanboys still defend this utter disrespect and disdain that Bethesda has for them.

  • @CritBolganone
    @CritBolganone Рік тому +673

    Starfield is like a microcosm of what all modern big games are like. Every big game feels bland, inoffensive, tasteless, soulless. Nowadays I simply play older games, smaller niche games and some indies. My brain naturally filters out all the AAA gaming media and 'reviewers' by now because I just know nothing out there is worth it and the vast majority of it is shills getting paid to deceive you (sometimes they aren't even getting paid, they are too psychologically attached to their favorite companies which might be worse). It's depressing.

    • @CozySER
      @CozySER Рік тому +53

      I am the same way. I think the last major AAA game I bought was Red Dead 2, and before that was GTA 5. Everything else is smaller stuff. Why tf would I play games like Starfield when I have Warhammer40k Darktide?

    • @drifter4534
      @drifter4534 Рік тому +74

      It's definitely the latter. It's obvious that the intelligence of consumers and just the public in general has taken a sharp dive over the past few years. The customer dictates the market in any field and naturally this is going to carry over into the gaming scene. You can see the results. The bar is now extremely low, and there is little to no quality control because people have no standards. The inability to accept that something you like is now trash, even when presented with some of the most crystal clear, in your face evidence possible is 100% an intelligence issue. I can pick apart just about anything I enjoy. That's called being rational. Most people are mentally conditioned npcs now and because of this it will only get worse.

    • @wurzelbert84wucher5
      @wurzelbert84wucher5 Рік тому +18

      Most of the time I am doing that as well, but BG3 for instance was pretty enjoyable, even though it has too much woke agenda in it.

    • @OrgusDin
      @OrgusDin Рік тому +31

      I dunno about inoffensive, this game is unsettling and almost demonic in its conceptualization of the future, this is rancid slop and Todd was a mistake. I hope if this is what space flight looks like 'humanity' never leaves this rock, they don't deserve to skinwalk actual humans in space.

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 Рік тому +24

      ​@@OrgusDin ikr? This feels like the universe was hand crafted for the meta commentary. Literally if we just had some NPCs questioning the slob, it could've fixed everything.
      Imagine an NPC just asking you the player "Wtf is going on in those cities? New Atlantis feels so sanitized, so... inhuman. It's like they're robots" the game would've worked if some NPCs and factions actually commented on sorry state of their universe but nope 😢

  • @barkonius3264
    @barkonius3264 Рік тому +311

    It’s wild how many people still defend this game.

    • @ryman1933
      @ryman1933 Рік тому +65

      fanboys gonna fanboy

    • @YouCanMakeFireOutOfIce
      @YouCanMakeFireOutOfIce Рік тому +6

      It looks so fucking goofy. Why every game nowdays has to look life a Fortnite ripoff. I guess the beta males game designers and nerd wannabe females are trying to make it look realistic, but instead, the shit turns out to be an oversaturated trash that tries to appeal to the younger generation.

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori Рік тому +60

      They probably saw their faces on these NPCs.

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 Рік тому +36

      People say this game is better than Skyrim lmao
      And even Skyrim dumbed down quests and rpg mechanics like dialogue

    • @Superdosis
      @Superdosis Рік тому +15

      Fallout 4 still has "very positive" reviews on Steam despite it being dogshit gameplay and plot-wise from the get go

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Рік тому +565

    How is it that New Vegas managed to have six different types of caves but Starfield only has one?

    • @charlyb.9406
      @charlyb.9406 Рік тому +67

      8 years is a too short amount of time ...

    • @xaikken
      @xaikken Рік тому +52

      Not only that, but i didnt even realize it was only 6. Felt like more since their interiors were unique and done better.

    • @Trivial_Whim
      @Trivial_Whim Рік тому +62

      @@xaikken It just goes to show how much better a designed experience is over a generated one.

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony Рік тому +13

      Crazy thing is imagine what the game would have been like if they released it when Todd thought it was good to go. Pretty sure Todd told Microsoft that it was ready to launch back in like 2021.

    • @FaethorFerenzcy
      @FaethorFerenzcy Рік тому +52

      Cause Fallout NV was done by the team that worked on the original Fallout 1 and 2. Sadly Todd/Bethesda never got the idea behind the fallout universe.
      I mean cmon, just look at Fallout 4, People living with skeletons and corpses in their homes, nothing cleaned up. As if the nukes bombed away everything including the idea of cleaning.

  • @spnked9516
    @spnked9516 Рік тому +1697

    Starfield feels like it was explicitly designed around the mantra "modders will do it later". See those vast wastelands that encompass 95% of the game? Modders will fill all that space out later. Bare-bones, copy-pasted quests? Modders will flesh them out later. Meaningless factions? Modders. Basic QoL options? Modders.
    This entire game is Bethesda throwing their hands up in the air and admitting that anyone with a lick of talent or vision at the company left years ago and that the people on payroll now are less competent than Moe Modder who does their job better than them in his spare time.

    • @megamax898
      @megamax898 Рік тому +469

      But how dare the modders remove the pronouns.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Рік тому +121

      That's Bethesda to a t. The only people who like this game are the modders.

    • @gdl9362
      @gdl9362 Рік тому +255

      Except modders won't save this game. Shit cannot become candy.

    • @Nevirate
      @Nevirate Рік тому +93

      @@gdl9362Cyberpunk fanboys were dumb enough to fall for modding just because they can “date” fictional characters. Modding ruins games more than it helps them.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому +30

      Imagine a far off future where everybody looks normal when in modern times we already have extreme body modification. It's so lazy. Hell, nearly all sentient races in Fallout are technically human so it's not like it's unprecedented.

  • @StrongStyleFiction
    @StrongStyleFiction Рік тому +484

    This is the game where Bethesda writers truly gave up. They didn't even bother this time around. There are questlines in Starfield that make Skyrim's Theives Guild look good by comparison. Everything is just dull and lazy.

    • @Flyon86
      @Flyon86 Рік тому +57

      Yeah, when you compare it unique quests in Oblivion like the painted world one that was just a random sidequest you can stumble across you can see how much less creative they've become.

    • @rickybindahoose6193
      @rickybindahoose6193 Рік тому +43

      It wasn't just the excess fat Emil shed, it was his brain as well.

    • @FoxyFoxlyn
      @FoxyFoxlyn Рік тому +28

      ​@@Flyon86That was one of my favourite quests! I remember the first time I found it. I had so much fun.

    • @ci7210
      @ci7210 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Flyon86or that pirate ship inn one.

    • @ci7210
      @ci7210 Рік тому +28

      Ugh Theives Guild was always my favorite guild and they are such a bunch of losers in Skyrim.
      But the Nightingale armor is badass. Feel like Batman in it

  • @benjaminkohl
    @benjaminkohl 10 місяців тому +69

    Why is it that all these modern games have the most terrifying human faces? It's like a nightmare. Stop making eyelids that retract all the way behind the eyeball.

  • @zilvoxidgod
    @zilvoxidgod Рік тому +591

    starfield really gives you the freedom to do anything, as long as it wouldn't affect the plot or allow you to roleplay in any way.

    • @paul22180
      @paul22180 Рік тому +8

      So, like The Witcher 3 then?

    • @Immopimmo
      @Immopimmo Рік тому +92

      ​@@paul22180At least Witcher 3 had a competent team of writers and an amazing open world without a loading screen every 5 minutes.

    • @paul22180
      @paul22180 Рік тому +16

      @@Immopimmo It is pretty easy to write something when you know everything that the character can do and say. It is a single player game where you play as a Witcher called Geralt of Rivia; it isn't an RPG. As a writer, you don't have to take any other consideration into play other than that. Nothing the player does affects the world; you're basically writing a novel or a film the player is witnessing, rather than participating in.
      An open, empty world. Huts, all empty; caves all empty with maybe a bit of water in them. Ruined castles, all empty. The problem with a big open world, even an empty one, is that it uses resources. When you want to take the player to a whole new area, with new assets, enemies and have it full of loot; you need loading screens. Otherwise, you're left with the empty world of The Witcher 3 and Read Dead Redemption 2, where everything is just background and empty save for an occasional container or drawer.

    • @zilvoxidgod
      @zilvoxidgod Рік тому +47

      @@paul22180 Witcher 3 isn't a roleplaying game to begin with, it's a story game with a set plot and protagonist.

    • @King-Omega-
      @King-Omega- Рік тому +12

      @@zilvoxidgod Yeah that's an RPG mate

  • @Navigator-h9j
    @Navigator-h9j Рік тому +269

    2016's No Man's Sky let you take a walk on a planet, board your ship, go out of atmosphere and deep in the space, reenter the atmosphere of another planet, land on it, all without a single loading screen. When i saw the cutscene of the ship takin off in Starfield, i just lost it. GG Todd "thousand planets" Howard

    • @esotericjahanism5251
      @esotericjahanism5251 11 місяців тому

      16 Times the Loading screens!

    • @Gamerealm976
      @Gamerealm976 10 місяців тому +1

      Got it last week... it's amazing honestly.

    • @kingrhys9445
      @kingrhys9445 9 місяців тому +4

      There’s a PS2 game called HAVEN: Call to the King that did the same thing.

    • @GETTHATNIGGERBITCHOFFTHEPLANE
      @GETTHATNIGGERBITCHOFFTHEPLANE 8 місяців тому

      defending no man's buy even when it's STILL a bad game.
      lmao.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 3 місяці тому +1

      Retodd has dunnit again.

  • @akatsukicloak
    @akatsukicloak Рік тому +667

    Never underestimate Todd's ability to make things as mainstream and as boring as possible. He's the man you go to create a demo instead of a game.

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Рік тому +46

      Todd may not be know for his ability to make games interesting, but he’s definitely known for his ability to wear the same brown “members only” jacket for the past decade.

    • @orbit1894
      @orbit1894 Рік тому +27

      ​@@toothgrinder2760he has the never changing NPC outfit.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 Рік тому +7

      @@toothgrinder2760 he only wears that jacket when presenting a new game, that's why it lasted so long. Now it's practically a ceremonial garment.

    • @groyperfuhr4871
      @groyperfuhr4871 Рік тому

      I remember the good old xbox 360 days when all the games I even owned were demos@awardwinningcritique6895

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 Рік тому

      remember that demo of radiant ai in Oblivion? wish todd would improve upon that concept further instead abandoning it completely from their game development but who cares since todd no longer doing coding nor designing, he's better PR than pete tbh.. he's like studio face like miyamoto bc everyone love that bc its iconic to have someone being the puppet of the studio. man what a joke todd, you could start coding video game again instead PR talk crap..

  • @nordbjorn3283
    @nordbjorn3283 Рік тому +90

    I've watched like 40 different videos that dunk on starfield to quench my disapointment with this game and modern gaming in general, but feels like I can still watch like 100 more of them.

    • @PadaV4_old
      @PadaV4_old 11 місяців тому +16

      The critic videos are more entertaining than the game.

    • @FinnsFenian
      @FinnsFenian 10 місяців тому +5

      Same here.

  • @Vert_GreenHeart
    @Vert_GreenHeart Рік тому +358

    Starfield story felt so freaking obnoxious, no high stakes, no dark humour, no dark outcomes... Its just happy people doing happy things for the greater good of the multiverse.

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Рік тому +101

      Yep, everyone is a goodie two-shoes, and when you go to be a “bad guy” by joining the Crimson Fleet, it’s just a snarky ghey gurl boss who’s annoyingly sarcastic; and mean spirited.
      And after you beat the Crimson Fleet side missions, the Fleet intersects with other missions where they’re supposed to be the enemy, but since they’re your allies they don’t see you as an enemy.

    • @masterofsloth4349
      @masterofsloth4349 Рік тому +32

      Modern gaming be like

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 Рік тому

      ​@@toothgrinder2760"Make her a chick, and make her ghey, AND LAME"

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori Рік тому +17

      Modern Writers who only care is their paycheck and agenda. Players? They don't care cuz they knew you will buy it no matter what.

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah 11 місяців тому +5

      Good, BAD, I'm the guy with the gun.

  • @RedWolfenstein
    @RedWolfenstein Рік тому +391

    These people are the definition of simulacra in their writing. All their experiences are derived from media and not real life. The knowledge base being reddit and marvel movies.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому +125

      Yup. Luckily you're not the only person who has noticed. These writers write about their experience of media instead of writing media about their experiences. There just isn't a clever meme yet to express this sentiment.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Рік тому +72

      The worst part is it's fiction, completely sci-fi space crap. Its writing doesn't need life experiences, just a bit of doggamn imagination

    • @ericg34
      @ericg34 Рік тому

      Simply pathetic 😒

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Рік тому +56

      ​​​​@@Marcara081Ahh good old storytelling self-referentialism. Shallow as a puddle, vacuous as their own experience of life. Only truly boring people could've written this sort of stuff. Both the first two comments here are really well said, I heartily agree.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому +43

      @@mikeexits Hence why 'millennial' writing is typified by commentary on the events of the story as though it were a story, complete with criticizing the cliches and comparisons to other media.

  • @wendyhotchkiss7772
    @wendyhotchkiss7772 Рік тому +323

    The honeymoon period with this game has ended for me, and now I’ve been binge watching negative reviews of it lol

    • @Doge10YT
      @Doge10YT Рік тому +6

      Lmao.....

    • @m3c427
      @m3c427 Рік тому +20

      I never was a fan of bethesda, I only enjoyed skyrim, but after fallout 4 I could already see were this company is going, it only went downhill from there

    • @toothgrinder2760
      @toothgrinder2760 Рік тому

      “Just spend 20-30 hours on the main missions to get to NG+. ThATs WhEN tHE gAMe GeTz gUD.”

    • @Daddyo145
      @Daddyo145 Рік тому +4

      That's how I got here too.

    • @brycedonelan1937
      @brycedonelan1937 Рік тому +2

      Same and almost finished the story till I found out about this, IM PISSED !!!

  • @Dredd-Mau
    @Dredd-Mau Рік тому +87

    Starfield felt like playing D&D with a DM who is aggressively trying to keep all the players from derailing the story.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +7

      hey at leats dnd has lore, this game does not and this come from someone who hates medieval fantasy and dnd but loves ci fi, holy crap this game is bad.

  • @kitwood4610
    @kitwood4610 Рік тому +460

    It's worth mentioning, the Fallout world & lore is good because it was written before Bethesda got involved :D

    • @masterofsloth4349
      @masterofsloth4349 Рік тому +10

      You mean tim Cain?

    • @trekrl2327
      @trekrl2327 Рік тому +34

      Yeah all the worst parts about it were parts that Bethesda felt the need to retcon to fit their newer narratives.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Mr.Fernandes. Are you sure?
      I feel like comparing anything to Brotherhood of Steel is crossing a line, even 76 because *_at least_* it has playable content now.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +20

      bethesda retroactively ruined fallout lore with ever game. God i hate them.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Mr.Fernandes. Even in that game they got the broterhood insignia right, in fallout 3 they mirrored it until someone pointed out and they patched it, this is how much they cared.

  • @-cams.
    @-cams. Рік тому +1215

    the "essential characters" thing is really abused in Starfield.
    Its like when the DM basically says that an NPC is going to flip on you, and when you and the party retaliate and try to kill him, the DM says: "no, no guys please, he's gonna important, you can't kill him." Hell, the NPC doesn't even have to be antagonistic, the DM just wants you to basically not kill anyone that is named. I hate it.

    • @Assassino275
      @Assassino275 Рік тому +5

      You speak from experience

    • @PootisPenserPow
      @PootisPenserPow Рік тому +77

      Thankfully, console commands are the same as Skyrim. So, we set then to nonessential.

    • @exactly1176
      @exactly1176 Рік тому

      But what if i identify as a frog ? What is my pronoun ?
      Bethesda is racist !! They didn't include me into their diversity !!

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 Рік тому +4

      @ZoomerStasi lol nice reference

    • @KonoGufo
      @KonoGufo Рік тому +57

      @ZoomerStasi Nah, BG3 gives you plenty of opportunities to break the usual flow and be violent with people, especially if you choose Dark Urge.

  • @bananasean5145
    @bananasean5145 Рік тому +397

    Right out the gate when the NPCs asked me what happened when I touched the artifact I said I don't remember anything then then the Barrett dude ask me if I saw anything I said no and then proceeded to tell me I had to go see people to help me understand the visions and music I saw and heard. I LITERALLY SAID I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Рік тому +113

      Yeah.... that's a writing problem. He has no reason to know what you saw, because you refused to tell him. If you aren't going to support a choice, don't lie to the player and give it to them!

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori Рік тому +40

      57:25 is where he shows a couple good examples that player choice doesn't matter. They literally imply that you can kill them with dialogue, but the game won't let you. Bethesda doesn't care about giving the player choice, but rather making sure you see their set pieces. Essential NPCs are obviously pandering to idiots, but having NPCs be essential just so the game can have you kill them later is egregiously asinine.

    • @Marlboro-lights1
      @Marlboro-lights1 Рік тому

      You didn’t THINk you saw anything. That’s what happened.

    • @helltarrist
      @helltarrist Рік тому +9

      ​@@Mirthful_MidoriEssential NPCs are "good" in the sense that the mechanic protects your savefile from fucking up due to other random factors (like NPCs getting stuck taking damage and eventually dying, etc). But why can't they make it so that player damage doesnt care about an NPC being essential? Or more importantly, why are these bugs that the essential mechanic protects you from still in the game at all after so many iterations of games exactly like this? It was goofy funny in Fallout 3, but that was more than a decade ago.

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому +2

      They can sus out your protagonist aura. There's no hiding

  • @Hal_2189
    @Hal_2189 9 місяців тому +267

    "And the random gay dude is an essential NPC, imagine my shock"
    Gaming in current year.

    • @Timoshemperoni
      @Timoshemperoni 9 місяців тому +12

      idc about that perse. Nobody should be essential, except children obviously. FNV and Morrowind done it no problem so why are we going backwards? Far too many were essential in Skyrim and fo4.

    • @karpai5427
      @karpai5427 9 місяців тому +73

      ​@@TimoshemperoniChildren shouldn't be essential either.

    • @The_House_Always_Wins
      @The_House_Always_Wins 8 місяців тому +38

      @@Timoshemperoniwhat do you mean “except children obviously” children especially 🔫🔫

    • @totalrko
      @totalrko 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Timoshemperoni Because people have become more stupid.

  • @Dekipoo
    @Dekipoo Рік тому +953

    this game looked like a 5/10 from a mile away.

    • @ummerfarooq5383
      @ummerfarooq5383 Рік тому +19

      It's goty, hated by far right racist neo-nasties. It gets 87/100. The same as the goty Spider-Man for the ps4.

    • @ChoppedBananas
      @ChoppedBananas Рік тому

      I am the farthest thing from a right wing neo nasty. I am pro choice, pro universal heathcare, anti nazi..etc the list goes on. The reason I hate the game is people like you who defend this lazy barely last gen game marketed as a next gen game. Alls it does is perpetuate the cycle of corporate greed going left unchecked! Guess what, being a lefty, I am pretty pro workers/consumer rights! Can't help when consumers are blindly loyal to corporations though. Hey, if you have fun with the game, great, but it is dishonest and utter horseshit to call this next gen or GOTY. BG3 stomps this Fallout 4 reskin right into the ground. No, I am not a "sony pony." I am a PC gamer.@@ummerfarooq5383

    • @Doge10YT
      @Doge10YT Рік тому +70

      ​@@ummerfarooq5383God of War was much more GotY in 2018, not Spider-Man

    • @wardvandecotte9253
      @wardvandecotte9253 Рік тому +106

      This game is trash.

    • @lupitalomeli7128
      @lupitalomeli7128 Рік тому +44

      ​@@ummerfarooq5383🤣rofl bro

  • @CC-ru8pi
    @CC-ru8pi Рік тому +337

    Does Bethesda just not know how to write villains?
    Truly, of all the disappointments Synth mentions, this is the biggest one for me. These villains are... awful. Like, pathetically bad. Pirates that don't loot and plunder? Gangsters that don't break the law? "I was alive the whole time and orchestrating everything from prison" with no effort to explain how any of that was possible? Space slug diabolus ex machina?
    Can Bethesda just not write a compelling villain? One with gravitas? One who exploits human weakness for personal gain? One with a motivation more complex than "the good guys say he's bad, so he's bad?" This is writing I would expect from amateurs. Not a big video game publisher with hundreds of millions of dollars of budget.

    • @crazychase98
      @crazychase98 Рік тому

      Liberals think they are the heroes, but we all know their actual villains they put their logic as to what a hero should be into the game. Which is why the "heroes" are so villainanis.

    • @dielo943
      @dielo943 Рік тому +77

      You are not allowed to write a good villain because they would necessarily become a compelling indictment of your deranged agenda, which is way too fragile to endure that.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative Рік тому +6

      @@dielo943 That doesn't make the slightest lick of sense. You should think before you speak, not just blurt out whatever comes to mind and hope that it makes sense.

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus Рік тому

      @@dielo943 Typo; it's THEIR deranged agenda that would crumple.

    • @DelinquentDemon
      @DelinquentDemon Рік тому +56

      ​@@SyndicateOperativeQuite to the contrary, your belligerence to the ignorance is in the eye of the beholder, but bolder is the boulder who wears his heart on his shoulder, as it were. 😌💯

  • @kingjaffe9339
    @kingjaffe9339 Рік тому +290

    How did people not see this coming after the disastrous game that was fallout 76. As soon as Todd started making this big promises about the game should’ve been a red flag for everyone 😭

    • @voidimperial1179
      @voidimperial1179 Рік тому +34

      People hate patterns. Especially when those patterns contain inconvenient truths.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Рік тому +2

      🚩

    • @LisaMarie042
      @LisaMarie042 Рік тому +2

      I did, and the FO76 disaster was the reason I waited for it to come out, and so glad I did.

    • @gavingreensmith1110
      @gavingreensmith1110 Рік тому +5

      I saw the fallout 76 disaster looming and waited before buying. I have played every fallout game except 76 (including the originals). I wont ever buy another bethesda game again.

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 Рік тому +4

      fallout 76 was made by a completely different studio doofus

  • @slayerd357
    @slayerd357 8 місяців тому +87

    Man I miss Morrowind's COMPLETE lack of hand holding.

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 місяці тому +6

      And unique art style. Everything was so alien yet somehow believable. The monsters, the mushrooms, the giant silt striders that had those loud lonely calls echoing in the distance.....

  • @gametime2473
    @gametime2473 Рік тому +495

    How is it possible that Bethesda hasn't improved their face modeling in decades?

    • @PeteBaldwin
      @PeteBaldwin Рік тому +104

      It'd be very, very easy to blame it on the Creation Engine but then you have a look at what modders have done with Skyrim and Fallout 4 and you realise that can't be the case.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn Рік тому +32

      They did, but devolved back to oblivion

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi Рік тому +3

      ​@@Brandelwynoh please, that would be a compliment

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn Рік тому +4

      @@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi I liked many characters in fo4, actually

    • @Thungoid
      @Thungoid Рік тому +10

      Devs still don't know what humans look like. At least in the elder scrolls they had the excuse that most of the races weren't human.

  • @jerinsaldana4663
    @jerinsaldana4663 Рік тому +678

    Synthetic man’s brutal honestly is something this world needs more of. Keep up the solid work

    • @Fuchsfeuer
      @Fuchsfeuer Рік тому +27

      a man the world doesn't deserve, but needs!

    • @xSpooKee
      @xSpooKee Рік тому +7

      @@mooonn-jb6tuyou ain’t wrong.

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 Рік тому

      Is he not aware of actual bad games this kind of stuff the angry Joe and James Rolfe used to review such a sonic free riders, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, mindJack, Winter Olympics, Lord of the rings Gollum, and all the CDI games

    • @Belmont1714
      @Belmont1714 Рік тому +10

      ​@@maxmazzotti6651Yes but games like Gollum doesn't have a secure fanbase that's why it's "universally" hated. But games like Starfield or any other soulless AAA game have a fanbase. That fanbase are also UA-camrs. He is simply not shilling and aslo exposing the game for what it truly is. I hope you understand now🙏.
      What I hate most is that these fans come into this channel and come harass people who agrees with him. Humans are stupid.

    • @nolimits9776
      @nolimits9776 Рік тому +3

      Your honesty got me. Subbed.

  • @kaidorade1317
    @kaidorade1317 Рік тому +609

    We are all gathered here today because we wish to answer the greatest question of all: why is this game just ok at best? Thanks Synth for your honesty!

    • @punishedmatteson7108
      @punishedmatteson7108 Рік тому +5

      ​@ZoomerStasihe could've fixed it with a tink tink tink gentleman

    • @exactly1176
      @exactly1176 Рік тому

      But what if i identify as a frog ? What is my pronoun ?
      Bethesda is racist !! They didn't include me into their diversity !!

    • @LuisSanchez-by7mh
      @LuisSanchez-by7mh Рік тому +2

      I guess Cyberpunk 2077 is okay too.

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider Рік тому +16

      Every American RPG is just OK

    • @shalindelta7
      @shalindelta7 Рік тому +3

      ​@LuisSanchez-by7mh nah that's worse lol. Bethesda made no bold claims about this game being something crafted by Jesus Christ himself, those were the BGS fans and xbox fans since it's not on PS. CP2077 devs talked hella shit and completely underdelivered. Everything is dogwater in that game from driving to shooting to physics to map. Even the story i found to be super meh in it's presentation.

  • @matrix3509
    @matrix3509 7 місяців тому +35

    Remember, this is Todd Howard's dream game.
    This is the game Todd had (allegedly) wanted to make since before Oblivion.
    Let that sink in.

    • @danielyoungblood8525
      @danielyoungblood8525 7 місяців тому +11

      Apparently empty plants were only possible on the series X. 😂😂

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras Рік тому +322

    The funniest thing about this game is when you kill every soulless monster that the devs try to convince you they are good NPCs.

    • @TacticaIPuke
      @TacticaIPuke Рік тому +1

      I suppose the schizo tangent would be that that is on purpose.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому +64

      I disagree. The funniest thing is that Todd managed to fix the ugly character tech in Oblivion only to use the latest tech to make the characters ugly on purpose this time. Wrap your head around that one.

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk Рік тому +336

    It's always something I found absolutely astonishing. Bethesda manages to create a game with the highest amount of obnoxious, annoying and repulsive NPCs. And then make them "unkillable". Not because they are overpowered. They just "fall" to the ground unconcious. Adding even more to the insult. And with each game they seem to make more and more NPCs unkillable.

    • @slyrixz8147
      @slyrixz8147 Рік тому +27

      Its called having a woke creative team & a broke system developing team.
      I find it crazy theyve created this game on a 10 year old game engine.

    • @orionxtc1119
      @orionxtc1119 Рік тому +22

      Diversity hires has regressed games back to Xbox 360 graphics

    • @mitchellbirkhead9214
      @mitchellbirkhead9214 Рік тому

      When woke leftist are the ones creating these NPCs they create them after themselves and there friends who are all awful people for the most part so that explains it.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +5

      Lol reminds me of Bully but at least that was funny and made sense

    • @GARCIIIAmonster
      @GARCIIIAmonster Рік тому +5

      and now half of them look like howard haha

  • @LoreliaDeMildiane
    @LoreliaDeMildiane Рік тому +171

    Don't forget they also extensively talk about how "no one leaves the crimson fleet" yet they just let Mathys go for no reason

    • @negativezero8174
      @negativezero8174 Рік тому +27

      Or the guy that works on the cruise ship that Delgado casually fired.

    • @dirkdisco2316
      @dirkdisco2316 11 місяців тому +4

      Or Lt. Toft

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +8

      bethesda doesnt have a core design document, meaning that when you got hundreds of people working on a game there is no document to consult on wherever its ok to do something in the game's universe or not, bethesda's side missions are made up on the spot.

    • @DieEineMieze
      @DieEineMieze 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@arkgaharandan5881Bethesda can't make a good and Interesting RPG with a great story, good mechanics and story even if their life dependents on it. They have been hyped much more than they ever deserve.
      Their best game, fallout new Vegas wasn't even made by them.
      Now these delusional fanboys slowly wake up or are just bored with these boring games.
      And there's still enough people which will defend Bethesda.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому

      @@DieEineMieze imagine how good this game would be if they hired a good writer to writer the story.

  • @scubasteve3032
    @scubasteve3032 9 місяців тому +126

    “Random gay dude is an essential npc.” In fallout 76, the only items you can’t scrap are the communist items.

    • @LordCohliani
      @LordCohliani 6 місяців тому +10

      Real?

    • @ethanbaileylol2283
      @ethanbaileylol2283 5 місяців тому +3

      “communist items” like what? is it only “communist items”?

    • @OmniDan26
      @OmniDan26 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ethanbaileylol2283 Why are you putting Communist items in quotes? They're literal flags, posters, books, and mugs with the hammer and sickle, mao, and stalin on them in game.

    • @ethanbaileylol2283
      @ethanbaileylol2283 2 місяці тому

      @@OmniDan26 what does these items being in the game change? a big theme of Fallout is how dangerous unfettered capitalism can be. a corporation literally starts WW3… if you it took a flag to understand that then you might wanna check your mental faculties

    • @OmniDan26
      @OmniDan26 2 місяці тому +10

      @@ethanbaileylol2283 You're shifting the goalposts now, and that reveals all I need to know about you.

  • @mafiamike02
    @mafiamike02 Рік тому +64

    "And the random gay dude is an essential character imagine my shock " I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ceeed100
    @Ceeed100 Рік тому +112

    About the G0re, I really hate that they got rid of the damage models for robots. I loved that you could visibly damage the robots in F4.

    • @Vert_GreenHeart
      @Vert_GreenHeart Рік тому +34

      I swear I noticed that yesterday... then I remembered Todd saying this game is next gen in technology... seriously so many little details missing what made Bethesda great.

    • @Shieftain
      @Shieftain Рік тому +8

      They should've gotten idtech to do the gore system considering how well the gore in the last two Doom games are. Instead, they get id's engineers to work on their...
      Wait for it...
      MOTION BLUR!
      What a game changer, wow!! /s
      Calling bugthesda incompetent at this point would be the understatement of the century.

  • @TheVikingbob
    @TheVikingbob Рік тому +169

    If the "center" of your ship is empty space because you add a large L bracket of struts to the top of your ship, most enemies can't hit you in space combat. It just works.

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori Рік тому +1

      From what I've seen of it enemies can only hit if they accidentally shoot from an angle that puts a piece of ship between the AI and the center point.

    • @disgaealikerasapOG
      @disgaealikerasapOG Рік тому +24

      The gummi ship method lmao hilarious in works in other games

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому +7

      Imagine if the game AI always targeted center mass so you made your ship into a giant hoola hoop.

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ Рік тому +8

      whats even funnier is that this exploit is 18 years old. because kingdom hearts 2 HAS THE SAME STRAT. people usually do a square there tho and make it look like a donut to get a little bit more hp for the few things that can damage you, like collisions and bombs.

    • @LordFinkenstein
      @LordFinkenstein Рік тому +3

      ​@@Marcara081Good news, you don't have to imagine it.

  • @themagalanium9491
    @themagalanium9491 9 місяців тому +20

    in a game which has a FUCKING multiverse where the lives of anyone but you is insignificant, you still cant kill any NPC

  • @godofdead2
    @godofdead2 Рік тому +279

    I absolutely love this angrier style of reviewing that really scratches that AVGN sized itch I've been having. Phenomenal.

    • @mrmagoo-i2l
      @mrmagoo-i2l Рік тому +31

      Yeah he should go extremely overboard with maybe a chudler type character.
      With some sort of costume.

    • @ultramagnus1275
      @ultramagnus1275 Рік тому +1

      I also like this style. 🤝

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Рік тому +13

      "What were they thinking?!"

    • @zoron8952
      @zoron8952 Рік тому +5

      and with more hair

    • @MistahJay7
      @MistahJay7 Рік тому +23

      The Angry Synthetic Man

  • @kurisktan
    @kurisktan Рік тому +903

    Todd is a genius he makes his sheepeople fix the game for him while he earns unlimited money.

    • @SolonGaming
      @SolonGaming Рік тому

      Exploiting low IQ people is the most profitable business

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому +134

      Except with the Nexus going woke modders are going to play close to their chest and start gatekeeping the hell out of their communities. So sheeple can cry about the mods they want but they're never getting them on the Kosher site anymore. It's only a matter of time before modders monetize their work in a more effective means, cutting out the middle man entirely.

    • @danielyoungblood8525
      @danielyoungblood8525 Рік тому +42

      I just talked to godd Howard. He wants you off UA-cam, & start making mods that make the game playable!!!!

    • @ElDrHouse2010
      @ElDrHouse2010 Рік тому +1

      Basically. Nexus mods are Todd's b!tch

    • @Sarah.J.Jacobson
      @Sarah.J.Jacobson Рік тому +24

      Total Todd Victory

  • @PurpleLEANKrabs
    @PurpleLEANKrabs Рік тому +75

    A game by corporate drones for corporate drones.
    Just do the missions as they are presented and don't do anything involving testicles

  • @FreshMootz
    @FreshMootz 8 місяців тому +25

    What a waste of 70.00. They can send as many patches as they want but you can’t patch boring af dog shit games.

  • @MistahJay7
    @MistahJay7 Рік тому +411

    The fact that almost everyone that talks about this game on UA-cam never discusses how many Essential NPCs that you can't kill is insane. You are literally one of the only people to point out this glaring flaw in the game.

    • @MrSiloterio
      @MrSiloterio Рік тому +2

      Can you kill essential NPCs in the witcher 3?

    • @MrSiloterio
      @MrSiloterio Рік тому +1

      @@nepalskilouda so the killing essential npcs only apply to certain rpgs?

    • @MistahJay7
      @MistahJay7 Рік тому +30

      @@MrSiloterio Im comparing this to Fallout games. Even Fallout 4 had way more killable NPCS this. Haven't played Witcher 3 in forever lol I enjoyed it but never get obsessed with it. Pretty sure even that game lets you kill more NPCS....

    • @MrSiloterio
      @MrSiloterio Рік тому

      @@MistahJay7 what is the number of killable npcs in the fallout 4?

    • @MrSiloterio
      @MrSiloterio Рік тому

      @@nepalskilouda so how many killable npcs are there in their previous games?

  • @fr0zen1isshadowbanned99
    @fr0zen1isshadowbanned99 Рік тому +121

    My Slob List with 48h in:
    No Vats - No Gore - No diving - Can't open Doors, defuse Mines, use Items... when in Scan Mode - Can't control jump height. NPCs can do that. A Charge up Meter is really needed on some Moons, or you fly off like a Rocket - Boost Packs not really suitable ever/meaning that you need different kinds of Boosters for different Situations but also you need Resistances against Korrosion, Air, Radiation, Bio, and somewhat level conforming Laser, EMP, Bullet Resistance = you need 12+ Boost Packs - Crafting and Building Copy Paste from FO4 but with worse placement control - Awful Controls overall. The game works on GamePad but you need your whole Keyboard if you choose to play on the Keyboard. Make ready to rebind 50 Keys and ignore Conflicts - Very few and lackluster Feats - You should start with level one on each Skill - Skills need to be way more "Exotic". ATM they are mostly "more DMG, can Craft, can buy, can fly - Item Feats are mostly useless and are Copy Paste from FO4 - Skill progression is mostly forgettable and unimaginative - EXP from discovering, Hacking, building, crafting is nearly not existent - Item Notifications gone after 1.5sec = can't check Stats = open Inventory - Carry Capacity sucks - You can't mark individual Items to look/track for - You can't undo all tracking Items - Inventory Menu sucks! StarUI Mod needed = modding mandatory or wasting hours unnecessarily - Can't use Cure Object in Affliction Screen. Again StarUI Mandatory - Not showing "Weather(Corrosion/Radiation...)" Conditions on Planet before landing- Map is awful - Quests send you to places you can't reach - Lifeless Planets are useless - Copy pasted Bases/Caves... no sign of prcedurally generated Locations - Often looking to Scan "Natural Wonder" that I already Scanned because it's not identifyable from the Picture - Planet Map shows 100% scanned even if it's not because of "Costal Area" - Escort Quests that have you travel 1000m+ for low reward - You can't ban Useless Items from Scanner - Rare/Legendary/Epic Items cause 2sec Game Freeze when Equiped and changing to Scanner or cyceling through Weapons - Space Combat at least unskilled at early Levels is pure Stats Game and often undoable because 3v1 - No feeling of actually flying through Space - You still get Stuck and can not jump when on angled Ground as in FO4/Skyrim/Oblivion... - NPC Money should be infinite or at least increased by 4x - Items you pick up/have in Inventory show the worth they have when you buy them from a Merchant, but they should show what they are worth to you, when you sell them - NPC standing on Pilot Seat so only 3rd Person Space Flight or piloting through gap between NPCs Legs - Enemies/Animals on Planet stacked in a Heap, so you think you will fight 3, but it ends up being 12 or more all stacked into one tiny Spot and into each other - Melee Combat as bad as it was in any other Bethesda Game (look what modders did to Skyrims Combat Animations) - Reloading gets Canceled by running and jumping - Typical Bethesda Bullet-Sponge Enemies - Typical run around/jump over Obsacles and slowly chip away their Health - In Ship flight you need to be able to make custom Presets for "Full Power Weapons, Grav Drive, Engines, Shields..." and bind them to F1-F4 or any other Key you choose - Needs City/Outpost/Other Listing on Star-Map to find the Locations + placement of own nameable Markers - Needs Button to stop Quests from coming in. I get 5 new Quests when running around doing one Quest. I don't know how I got the Quests. I don't know who the Quests are from. I have no connection to them. - Finding Quests is a Nightmare. They need to be Structured much better. Time when Quest received/Location of Quest Giver/Nearby Quests/Location of Quest/Radiant Quest... - Still can't go from Sneak to normal Mode whilst doing any other action / meaning Stealth play feels Crap. Sneak to someone with a Melee Weapon, hit them 1 time, wait for Animation to finish, press "Crouch" Key, wait for your Character to stand up, engage in Comabt. 1995... 19 F*cking 95!!! - I have been playing the Game for 50 hours now and am Level 25 and I still find the same Fire Axe I found on Level 3 over and over 21 DMG - When on the Map Screen, there has to be a Warning that you can not travel at this moment - I am SEETHING because I activated a Mission but the Game decided to not show me that Mission at all, but two other Missions I do not want to do - I decided to do one of the Missions to see what happens... I now have FOUR Map markers. WTF! And I am not allowed to activate even two Missions - Buy Back Disabled as soon as you leave Shopping Window -
    List Updated :)

    • @fernandokmps9346
      @fernandokmps9346 Рік тому +10

      I miss the old days when blood and gore were in the game and not a feature from a mod.

    • @fr0zen1isshadowbanned99
      @fr0zen1isshadowbanned99 Рік тому

      Thanks for the likes, everyone :)
      Sorry for Eye-Cancer xD
      It is how it is, right?!

    • @mistaando9741
      @mistaando9741 Рік тому

      you can diffuse mines, not sure if youre lying or trying to be critical based gamer guy

    • @AaronWOfficial
      @AaronWOfficial Рік тому

      Tbh I never liked vats anyway, I always thought it felt cheap. Its basically aimbot for disabled people.

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae Рік тому +2

      @@fernandokmps9346 "old days"
      I must be getting old! Fallout 76 has gore and to me that game isn't from the old days. It's even from the same bast#¤%s as this game, what ever they say. Many from the main studio worked on F76.

  • @Beanskiiii
    @Beanskiiii Рік тому +1130

    This game shows you who the real life NPCs are

    • @vilxxblack2472
      @vilxxblack2472 Рік тому +20

      And you arent

    • @liccasinocomfreespins7337
      @liccasinocomfreespins7337 Рік тому

      ​@@vilxxblack2472you have extra chromosomes

    • @ZrvZaza
      @ZrvZaza Рік тому +1

      ​@@vilxxblack2472Nuh uh

    • @ocinprofession
      @ocinprofession Рік тому +10

      Animal life is a game and we are all just the npcs for the main character spider.

    • @Pigeonbutt
      @Pigeonbutt Рік тому

      @@ocinprofessionfuck that game would be sick

  • @gavinlorenz6837
    @gavinlorenz6837 9 місяців тому +37

    This is the guy we should be watching... Actually makes good point. Gman is probably getting paid.

    • @xcharlesbronsonx
      @xcharlesbronsonx 6 місяців тому +10

      Gman shills
      Shill up
      Yong yea (the fruit who shilled cyberpunk by not telling anyone how broken the game was before it become "cool" to hate on it)
      Act ma'am who defended star slop
      So many fake game reviewers

  • @skyrimisforthenords8312
    @skyrimisforthenords8312 Рік тому +264

    The single worst thing is the absurd amount of essentials. Even when it gives you an attack dialogue. Even when they have nothing to do with quests.

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae Рік тому +34

      "Even when it gives you an attack dialogue."
      That is either a bug or the people working at Bethesda have lost it. One would think not being situated in California would help but they all are connected to their smartphone.

    • @skyrimisforthenords8312
      @skyrimisforthenords8312 Рік тому +28

      @Varangian_af_Scaniae i hope its a bug. My theory is that in early development you could kill, then some suspect people came in and changed it. Kinda like my theory that the aurora place used to be a strip club, then for esg, they changed it to dudes in funky outfits

    • @johnvoices4087
      @johnvoices4087 Рік тому +21

      Some devs cannot STAND the idea that some people might skip or ignore the parts of the game they wrote/designed.

    • @mrmagoo-i2l
      @mrmagoo-i2l Рік тому +10

      I disagree, the single worst thing is there being no “bigness”.
      Mass effect Andromeda had the same problem, just sort of playgrounds that you knew the limit of.
      The other mass effects were pretty much corridor shooters but the world felt bigger.
      There was no ships in the mass effects or exploration but they had this huge implication of scale.
      Set pieces, story moments, huge battles. Its a space epic it needs the wow factor.
      Starfield is like a non alcoholic beer or a veggie burger.
      Just no good.

    • @skyrimisforthenords8312
      @skyrimisforthenords8312 Рік тому +5

      @lesserspottedmugwump.363 this game has other problems too but there was nothing more frustrating to me than. Someone has a key, ill sneak asttack and loot. Nope, i wanna be a pirate, betray the vanguard. Nope, do a quest creatively nope. Everyone is essential. Theres almost no point to open world if your still forcing me onto rails

  • @KingEgyptian
    @KingEgyptian Рік тому +621

    The amount of people, especially UA-camrs that praised this game was mind blowing. At least it makes it easier who not to trust.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Рік тому +98

      Todd's adoring fans...

    • @EverSoSlightlySolidSnake
      @EverSoSlightlySolidSnake Рік тому +79

      I still can't believe that its fans and defenders aren't just endless waves of bots.

    • @Akira-Strider
      @Akira-Strider Рік тому +2

      tbh they might as well can still be considered bots with how NPC they are@@EverSoSlightlySolidSnake

    • @fernandokmps9346
      @fernandokmps9346 Рік тому +63

      I subscribed to Synth Man after the review of Gman, that guy have the evidence of a bad game and he didn't care.
      Is he legally blind in IRL or what ? Because the"Bug will be fixed" almost cost me a new PC lol. But Todd will say "Just buy a new PC, lonely salary man"

    • @naxitodarker
      @naxitodarker Рік тому +23

      @@fernandokmps9346 the thing is that , you cant praise a game for being mediocre and call it a masterpiece LMAO, we have to be critical

  • @nemesis8131
    @nemesis8131 Рік тому +154

    In Poland we call Bethesda games literally a wood. Something what was once alive but it is no more. Also they have wooden animations, wooden expression, wooden writing ect. Still I love Morrowind, somehow Oblivion and Skyrim. These games have fun factor and quite big immersion. *Starefield* is soulless, untasty soup without veggies, meat or atleast noodles. It is just a bland salty broth.

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Рік тому +10

      That is a fantastic analogy. You made me chuckle.

    • @j0nnyism
      @j0nnyism Рік тому +1

      Hey I like bland tasteless food. Starfield is great lots of planets to walk about on and people to talk to and look at the choice of ammo types endless choice of ammo to use. Lots of choice

    • @HueghMungus
      @HueghMungus Рік тому +10

      ​@@j0nnyism😂😂😂 what a joke

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv Рік тому +4

      starfield what happens when you follow of a checklist of "what makes a game" and ignore everything inbetween. Oh, and modern agenda to help the medicine go down with a spoonful of battery acid.

    • @krisiluttinen
      @krisiluttinen Рік тому +3

      Well, its either immersive or LGBT, cant have both.

  • @williamr.c.4168
    @williamr.c.4168 Рік тому +111

    This game made Fallout 4 look like a masterpiece

    • @artemislogic5252
      @artemislogic5252 Рік тому +10

      fo4 was a masterpiece imo, but only when played on survival

    • @synergygaming65
      @synergygaming65 11 місяців тому +8

      Fallout 4 was pretty great, but people love to bitch about everything so I consider that first and foremost when it comes to criticism.

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea 11 місяців тому

      @@synergygaming65 Fallout 4 was good in terms of gameplay mechanics but bad in terms of structue and pacing. You don't earn power armor. You get it given to you. Plasma weapon and a certain handgun is also overpowered. Deathclaws are dreduced to solo jokes as well. They don't threaten the player anymore because they're too isolated. And plasma weapons kill them in a matter a moments. Even on survival. It's just too easy.
      And you know Fallout 4 is too black and white with it's story. The factions are too on the rails. Other Fallout games tend to have the player manipulate the factions more somehow. You're just bitching about bitching. Maybe there's good reason people bitch in the first place. You ddin't consider why. You didn't mention context. You lied about how it's about "everything" when you made a snap judgement devoid of context. All that shows is that you didn't think and use your brain and consider reasons with context about why people bitch.
      New vegas had it all done better. RPG, pacing. No big enclave fights (unfortunately) but it gets so much done right. This is an example of context with criticism. Specific reasons. Too many people make blank carpet statements devoid of context and that's likely why people can't address the problems in games. Little wonder devs can improve on them then.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +13

      @@artemislogic5252 no, enough with that crap, enemies were still bulletspongy even on survival.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +23

      @@synergygaming65 fallout 4 sucked it had godawful story, ruined the lore and it playes like a looter shooter with elite bulletspongy enemies barely any rpg mechanics whatsoever, its mindblowing to me how starfield is worse than fallout 4.

  • @DebasedAnon
    @DebasedAnon Рік тому +648

    How easy it is for so many people to get dragged by the overton window into defending absolutely moronic bs is one hell of a black pill, doubly so when you realise it applies to much more than just politics.

    • @jw6588
      @jw6588 Рік тому +76

      This. Dear God, this point here exactly.

    • @chunkymilk
      @chunkymilk Рік тому +29

      over.

    • @TheChosen1inc
      @TheChosen1inc Рік тому +92

      Feel the same way. This game and its support from gamers legit has me questioning if i should just stop playing games cause its only getting worse 💀

    • @smallestgoober9399
      @smallestgoober9399 Рік тому +74

      It'S 2023 brO GEt WiT Duh TImeS BRo!

    • @DS-po6zd
      @DS-po6zd Рік тому +25

      The same for a certain... Adaptation of a certain popular recent japanese series.

  • @ghhn4505
    @ghhn4505 Рік тому +108

    "The starborns are humans who have visited the center of the universe"
    Wait didn't they do that in Spore?

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 Рік тому +50

      And no man's sky

    • @artemislogic5252
      @artemislogic5252 Рік тому +16

      the ending is pulled straight from dragons dogma

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 Рік тому +17

      @@artemislogic5252 And Dragon's Dogma does it a trillion times better than Starfield.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ziephel-6780A bit hilarious when your level 200 Arisen onetaps some poor bastard's level 53 Senestral though.

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 11 місяців тому +1

      @@KopperNeoman Too accurate.

  • @jakesoros2376
    @jakesoros2376 Рік тому +242

    Truly the greatest review this game is ever going to get.
    Thanks Synthetic Man.

    • @maxpayne930
      @maxpayne930 Рік тому +1

      Shit i almost download this tard ty really

    • @jakesoros2376
      @jakesoros2376 Рік тому +2

      ​@@maxpayne930UA-cam shadowbanned your comment (likely because of the curse word you used).
      I can only see it in my notifications box, but not in the comment thread itself.

    • @maxpayne930
      @maxpayne930 Рік тому +2

      @@jakesoros2376 Well being weak is right shame

    • @aaronsandman749
      @aaronsandman749 Рік тому +1

      Never trust a synth.

  • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
    @NostalgicGamerRickOShay Рік тому +102

    It reminds me of how you can't kill Maven blackbriar in Skyrim despite the fact that she is going to be one of the most evil people in the game.

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze Рік тому

      dragonborn is just evil

    • @canadianbeef1958
      @canadianbeef1958 Рік тому +19

      But at least you can send her to jail for the rest of her life by temporarily giving Riften to the Imperials, making her Jarl, then taking the city back later for the Stormcloaks. Doing this sends her to the Solitude castle dungeon for the rest of the game with the other Jarls. Starfield unfortunately isn't that creative.

  • @pitshoster401
    @pitshoster401 Рік тому +774

    The greatest trick Todd ever pulled was convincing the world his games are better than they actually are.

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 Рік тому

      its so funny that he got away with that shit again because he just springles some """represantation""" in his mid game and all these dumbfuks try to run defense for it

    • @perfectenrager
      @perfectenrager Рік тому +19

      He convinced no one.

    • @orcckaa
      @orcckaa Рік тому +54

      Skyrim is the prime example of this

    • @topsgaming4266
      @topsgaming4266 Рік тому +45

      16 times the detail. I knew at once this man only spits bull

    • @deangregoric4735
      @deangregoric4735 Рік тому +1

      @@perfectenrager he proved everyone. 👍👍

  • @skezeksskybreaker5425
    @skezeksskybreaker5425 Рік тому +268

    Considering you can NG+ they really should be more flexible in letting you kill named NPCs. In Morrowind they would let you kill essential NPCs but give you a warning that it was one so you might want to revert.

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra Рік тому +3

      You make a good point but the main quest isn't actually always the same with ng+

    • @homertakizakura1988
      @homertakizakura1988 Рік тому +25

      @@infernaldaedrawhat changes about it because he literally displays in this video how it is exactly the same you just keep some of your stuff

    • @Lethal_Spoon
      @Lethal_Spoon Рік тому +1

      he said that in the video

    • @Christmas_Johan
      @Christmas_Johan Рік тому +9

      I got into gaming because of that in Morrowind, imagine if People's introduction to games is seeing how restrictive gaming was through Starfield
      And the awful facial animations

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Christmas_Johan
      Tbf, many games are restrictive in terms of you letting you destroy NPCs.
      But it's bad in Starfield because it's supposed to be Roleplaying Game, the whole point of those games is player choise so it's insulting when this game has Essential NPCs and not say, Zelda games or whatever.

  • @HonkHonkler
    @HonkHonkler Рік тому +171

    This IS by far the worst game Bethesda has ever developed lol.

    • @xertiasstrat8957
      @xertiasstrat8957 Рік тому +17

      that's sad to see some denying it, they probably never really played games or just random shit..
      like i mean, why do they deny reality?..
      this game is so disappointing..and still not just the woke pronoms stuff which dont make any sens btw, but the game itself..
      JUST LOOK AT IT, this is so empty, and slow..
      Fallout 4 is so MUCH BETTER.
      I'm really sorry for people defending this, they're lost
      really

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler Рік тому

      @@xertiasstrat8957 It's sad to see A LOT of people deny A LOT of things. From problems men face, issues in women's beliefs/thoughts/attitudes, defending Anal Woke 2 and Spiderman 2, that Islam ISN'T a intolerant religion, that communism is bad, that the CCP is bad, Trump wasn't a decent president especially in comparison to the current senile puppet we have in office, that pizzagate was real, that the 2020 elections were rigged, that MeToo/Feminism hasn't completely ruined gender relations between men and women, that the Red Pill is good for men, that George Floyd died of an overdose etc. I'm just so fxcking tired of life at this point...

    • @jdrok5026
      @jdrok5026 9 місяців тому +5

      I mean they never developed good games

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler 8 місяців тому +4

      @@jdrok5026 Yes they have, pretty decent games, just buggy AF lol.

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler 8 місяців тому +1

      @@jdrok5026 And yes I know New Vegas wasn't developed by them and is my favorite they've published, but 4 is fun for what it is, Fallout 3 is more flawed than New Vegas but a classic, Skyrim is awesome, Morrowind is decent and Oblivion is great and hilarious.

  • @amadeusagripino6862
    @amadeusagripino6862 Рік тому +52

    Also for the record: we've been demanding Emil Pagliarulo's firing since Fallout 3 was launched in 2008

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole Рік тому +4

      Does he have compromising photos of Todd or something?
      How is he still employed??

    • @Chaoszwaihander3434
      @Chaoszwaihander3434 Рік тому +7

      @@BoleDaPole he probably takes merit he doesn't deserve for the games success, because I don't think anybody that is literate can praise them for the writing

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 Рік тому +5

      @@BoleDaPole did you know the main 3d animator for Fallout 3 failed at 3d animation class but was hired because he was Todd's friend?

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 Рік тому +100

    Starfield seriously makes me think that modern game writers should've gone on strike as well. It's not like their absence would've detracted from the game.

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Рік тому +10

      This aged well given apparently there's an actual strike happening in gaming

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike Рік тому +7

      ChatGPT does exist and perhap a way better job than bethesda at writing a compelling story,

    • @PhenoDubs
      @PhenoDubs Рік тому +1

      ChatGPT is not capable of writing an actual story with depth, detail, and nuance. It also doesn't have the ability to be creative so it can't come up with its own ideas and will instead just plagiarize from other stories.

    • @NexusFantismo
      @NexusFantismo Рік тому +2

      ​@@PhenoDubssounds like writing nowadays. Every mainstream movie or TV show is a remake , spinoff or knockoff of the next...so just go ahead and put the boys in charge 🤷🏾

    • @GARCIIIAmonster
      @GARCIIIAmonster Рік тому

      game writers are complaining since early 2000s that most publishers think text is cheap.

  • @lezardex6335
    @lezardex6335 Рік тому +646

    Imagine in the real world, if you do a world tour and visit all country, you find the same people, same culture, same food everywhere. How boring that would be?
    Look no further and see it for yourself in Starfield then.
    Diversity at this point where everything merge is not always good.

    • @raph5402
      @raph5402 Рік тому +121

      I'd argue it is never good.
      When you go to another country it should be for the people living there, for the food, for the culture.
      If its all the same, why go there? I see no reason to visit places far abroad that are completely similar to the place I am living at. For that I can stay in my own country.
      And I don't understand how American companies can't understand that themselves. They always say "oh LA is so different to NY its like another world"
      But it never reflects in their products they ship internationally.

    • @the11382
      @the11382 Рік тому +58

      This game would be better if they made humans of various planets more exotic. I would given humans various features related to genetic modification and prosthetics to make up for the fact that there aren't any aliens.

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare Рік тому +78

      Starfield is peak globo homogenous, the ultimate melting pot, the convergence point where all cultures and etnicities became one.

    • @RayoSombrio78
      @RayoSombrio78 Рік тому +86

      Globalism wants that for us.

    • @OrgusDin
      @OrgusDin Рік тому +9

      You make it sound like I wouldn't prefer to never see anything but my own people and culture or something. "Boring" more like a coherent safe society with nearly all of its problems absent.

  • @ex_S1N
    @ex_S1N 3 місяці тому +16

    Watching this makes me so sad for Elder Scrolls 6.

  • @jadams2289
    @jadams2289 Рік тому +410

    I expected nothing after FO76 and they still managed to do worse than I expected.

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 Рік тому +5

      The thing is, FO76 now or since the last two years when it started it’s dedicated roadmap is far more fun

    • @АлексейСвиридов-у9о
      @АлексейСвиридов-у9о Рік тому +67

      ​@@aceclover758Begone bruhthesda drone. This hot garbage will always be irredeemable.

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 Рік тому

      @@АлексейСвиридов-у9о huh?

    • @Chris-we7hh
      @Chris-we7hh Рік тому

      ​@@aceclover758Fo76 is fun if you're starting fresh or have friends to play with, but once you reach the endgame with quests completed it's just korean mmo farming style of boredom.

    • @jay-d8g3v
      @jay-d8g3v Рік тому

      Yeaaaaaaa after FO76 I witnessed that dropped I'm like welp their games are done for now

  • @fdk7014
    @fdk7014 Рік тому +75

    It's interesting what you say about discrimination being an important factor. That's one of the elements that makes Morrowind so intriguing. You come there as an outlander that everyone distrusts and you have to work to prove your worth. It's what makes the ambience of Morrowind so interesting. The game itself has some issues with the mechanisms for sure but that's an entirely different thing

  • @MW-W88
    @MW-W88 Рік тому +304

    Finally, an honest starfield review. Thank you!

    • @yonatankuper1953
      @yonatankuper1953 Рік тому +1

      You're welcome

    • @callmepsycho3132
      @callmepsycho3132 Рік тому +6

      Yes, I mean after all, how could so many people genuinely enjoy it? I don’t, so they must be lying ong

    • @DebasedAnon
      @DebasedAnon Рік тому +29

      ​@@callmepsycho3132You can enjoy a garbage game and it can still be garbage thats why the term "guilty pleasure" exists, its when you start lying about the basic facts of how the game works and brushing the rest of its glaring flaws under the rug that you become a shill.

    • @shalindelta7
      @shalindelta7 Рік тому +12

      ​@@DebasedAnonexactly why do people find this hard to believe. Starfield can definitely be enjoyed, what needs to stop is the shilling and the GOTY tier praise.

    • @PuffnStuff117
      @PuffnStuff117 Рік тому +7

      Translation: “finally a review that agrees with how I view the game”

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 10 місяців тому +28

    When fucking lego star wars is a better space sim than your triple A space sim game, you know you’ve fucked up.

  • @lizardpeople
    @lizardpeople Рік тому +329

    I found a coffee mug in the game that says "never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman" I almost cringed into oblivion

    • @jong2359
      @jong2359 Рік тому +2

      I bet that "sandwich" bitch from the Starfield trailer put that in the game.

    • @dantecurry207
      @dantecurry207 Рік тому +105

      Beyond cringe.

    • @Aa_ron__
      @Aa_ron__ Рік тому +118

      remove "never" and "powerful" 😂

    • @categorialimperative4182
      @categorialimperative4182 Рік тому +10

      Yeah, that's what really makes Starfield a piece of turd. Oh, my God, gamers really are a special case. Incurable.

    • @youarealwayscorrect
      @youarealwayscorrect Рік тому +25

      Oh my god, it's not like we can find shitty feminist products in real life 😱

  • @diobrando2160
    @diobrando2160 Рік тому +318

    "Boundary reached, open the map to explore another region"
    this is literal daggerfall technology

    • @RedWolfenstein
      @RedWolfenstein Рік тому +93

      More like Arena was where that happened but Daggerfall let you explore unchecked back in 1996

    • @SwedishEmpire1700
      @SwedishEmpire1700 Рік тому +11

      You didnt even get the game right LOL

    • @shalindelta7
      @shalindelta7 Рік тому +34

      ​@@SwedishEmpire1700you don't have to get the game to know that though. Are you saying they're wrong ? If not then what was your point ?

    • @Fergus-H-MacLeod
      @Fergus-H-MacLeod Рік тому +78

      No Daggerfall was bigger and you could actually travel the map (boring as that would be).
      Starfield is a step back from the 90's. Lol

    • @Vert_GreenHeart
      @Vert_GreenHeart Рік тому +25

      "New Tech, gotta upgrade your PC"...

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul Рік тому +171

    Did Bethesda hit every NPC with the ugly stick or something?

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Рік тому +77

      something something diversity something representation lmfao

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah 11 місяців тому

      Lol they gotta be procedurally generated to be THAT ugly.

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 11 місяців тому +16

      Nah
      They used the California stick
      Alongside some "representation"

    • @aprilmeowmeow
      @aprilmeowmeow 10 місяців тому

      I don't think it has anything to do with diversity... how moronic are you guys? LOL. Even the characters that are supposed to be attractive have that look to them. Clearly an artist and engine issue.

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 10 місяців тому

      People need to be ugly, otherwise it will make ugly people feel bad.

  • @davidwelchert264
    @davidwelchert264 9 місяців тому +20

    Imagine being able to swim underwater in Skyrim over 10 years ago, but cannot now? Imagine being able to assasssinate an NPC in varying positions in Skyrim ie. Dark Brotherhood. But in 2023 not so? Like what the fuck

  • @GeneralProfessor
    @GeneralProfessor Рік тому +85

    To put into perspective the character writing: Imagine if the next Mass Effect had Conrad Verner return for a small reference / joke. Now imagine if that was the best character in the game.

    • @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955
      @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 Рік тому +4

      I mean.... Andromeda

    • @Spillow-C
      @Spillow-C Рік тому +10

      damn i just realized conrad verner is inspired from the adoring fan lol, he's blonde too

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 Рік тому

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955
      @xiriusthesoulwatcher3955 Рік тому

      @@YeniuOjiak Well, obviously. Not to imply Starfield is somehow better(as it very much is not), but you have to appreciate the pit's depth.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin 4 місяці тому

      ​@xiriusthesat least with Andromeda you can still have fun in that game. It's not a good mass effect game but it's a fun b tier game when you just wanna mess around. oulwatcher3955

  • @AJayDrives
    @AJayDrives Рік тому +120

    Todd Howard: It just works
    Synthetic Man: It’s just Bankrupt.

  • @Jaysonbc1234
    @Jaysonbc1234 Рік тому +132

    I can’t believe you have to walk in a game that has flying space ships 😅🚀

    • @foulXD
      @foulXD Рік тому

      bethesda is too stupid to make a simple transport vehicle.

    • @paulw5039
      @paulw5039 Рік тому +30

      And run between the endless fetch quests like a pageboy in the middle ages. Somehow in the 2300s they forgot how to makes phones, or vehicles.

    • @foulXD
      @foulXD Рік тому +13

      @@paulw5039 its pure laziness on bethesdas part.

    • @Chris-we7hh
      @Chris-we7hh Рік тому

      ​@@paulw5039there's a quest where someone wants you to deliver a letter for his sibling on another planet. In current year mails are dominated by email and instant video calls, yet far from the future they regressed back to sending snail mail? Lolwut.
      All this say to me is a woke dominated future of New Wakanda is complete regression to everything even fashion and appearances, makes kinda sense to me

    • @RealCodreX
      @RealCodreX Рік тому +3

      Can you believe that you have to walk when there are planes? ✈️
      ABSOLUTLY MENTAL!

  • @mathtonight1084
    @mathtonight1084 9 місяців тому +24

    I've been addicted to the 'Starfield Hate' genre on youtube lately, and this is the best video I've seen yet

    • @karpai5427
      @karpai5427 9 місяців тому +9

      Wish there was more of it. Seems like there is nothing left to say about it.
      I am excited for TES 6 hate videos now.

  • @Vert_GreenHeart
    @Vert_GreenHeart Рік тому +76

    To think Todd dared telling people to actually upgrade their PC ? Has he no shame at all ? He made not only a poorly optimized PC game that doesn't even have precombined feature which is the basic of basics of Creation Engine optimization, he says this game pushes the boundries in technology ? Where you can't even explore a planet with bounderies ? Where you can't fly your own ship inside planets ? So much innovative tech indeed...

    • @TyphonNeuron
      @TyphonNeuron Рік тому +4

      No he doesn't. During the FO76 presentation he called players degenerates. And the audience applauded and cheered not realizing it was them he was referring to. Bethesda fans are some of the stupidest amoebas on the face of this planet.

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae Рік тому +8

      It's the worst game yet for me. I had a RX 6700 XT but it went bust so I had to go back to my old trusted 1070. But I had like 20 fps with everything on low. Not even Cyberbust 2077 was that bad with the 1070, got 45-55.

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 Рік тому +4

      It doesn't even have vehicles, and even after modders successfully making it

    • @PaladinHD
      @PaladinHD Рік тому +3

      Right?
      I can play armored core just fine with my old pc lol

    • @iammac5813
      @iammac5813 Рік тому

      Loads of sheeple will still defend their daddy Todd Howard so no matter what shit he gives them , they will devour it like it's gold

  • @super321able
    @super321able Рік тому +552

    To the people who defend this game I feel sorry for you. You deserve more than whatever starfield is.

    • @RandomWandrer
      @RandomWandrer Рік тому +8

      Why? If people are having a good time (obviously alot of people), isnt that what games are for? The performance is clearly inconsistent across certain rigs, but cloud gaming is excellent.
      Either enjoy the game or refund it, like any other media.

    • @PeteBaldwin
      @PeteBaldwin Рік тому +79

      It's a bit like going to a really expensive restaurant and having a world-famous chef give you burned food. You can cut off the burned parts and say "Hey, I still enjoyed my meal" and there's nothing wrong with that but if you then say "10/10 meal - absolutely perfect", it tells the chef that what they are doing is acceptable and leads to more of the same.
      There are lots of people out there who love Bethesda RPGs but think Starfield sucks. WIth ES6 coming next, that means some will want their voices to be heard so we don't get more of the same next time.
      I think that's partly why there's so much argument over this game - the more people claiming Starfield is brilliant, the more likely it is that ES6 will be very similar and for some, that would be a disaster.

    • @cammandveil
      @cammandveil Рік тому +49

      Maybe it is what they deserve...

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +20

      People still hang onto those shitty ips like Sonic or Bethesda trying to salvage things and hoping for a brighter future, it’s depressing

    • @MrWert1978
      @MrWert1978 Рік тому +11

      I can't comment on the game, don't own it. After FO4 and 76, won't buy a Beth game until I read reviews. There was a time, I think most would agree, all Bethesda had to do was announce a game and we couldn't wait for them to take our money. You buy a game based on the companies past history and those older games, over time, are getting replace with shallow watered down games that aren't very appealing. FO4's success was based on fans that loved FO3 and FONV. Like Synthetic Man, I was so excited when it was announced. Turned out to be a big disappointment. Is it greed? Don't care about the fans of their games? How they treated their fans with 76 was shameful. It's like Bethesda sold out and money is the prime objective, selling the same shit under a different name and package.

  • @MrData47
    @MrData47 Рік тому +280

    If this isn't a complete dismantling of a game I don't know what is. Remember that this game got DOZENS of 10/10's from the press.

    • @SWOTHDRA
      @SWOTHDRA Рік тому

      They need to be investigated, thats just being corrupt to the bone, getting paid from microsoft

    • @user-iu6sd8su3e
      @user-iu6sd8su3e Рік тому

      The press is the enemy of the people

    • @jl3114
      @jl3114 Рік тому +47

      I'm sure Bethesda has a good ESG score from the Jews at the SEC, that's what's really important here guys. Quality should come secondary to diversity and inclusion!

    • @velocitygod2
      @velocitygod2 Рік тому +12

      Phill Spencer payed all of the review the paychecks were crazy

    • @lumbagoboi1649
      @lumbagoboi1649 Рік тому

      ​@@jl3114lmao Jews?

  • @NickSargent-cy1il
    @NickSargent-cy1il 5 місяців тому +13

    "Microtransactions will be there" aged well... This just popped up on my feed for some reason and I felt like stopping by just to say... I still fkkn hate this game. So much.

  • @led-0185
    @led-0185 Рік тому +1546

    Starfield is what you get from continuously lowering the average IQ of a dev team over the course of two decades.

    • @DmanDice
      @DmanDice Рік тому +258

      And the customer

    • @jasonlawrence360
      @jasonlawrence360 Рік тому +310

      And being a diversity ridden team.

    • @Sukhoi_Su-25
      @Sukhoi_Su-25 Рік тому +4

      Not just collectively lowering the IQ of society (much of which is accomplished via replacing the original members of a society or encouraging them to breed with invasive species), it's also disallowing anything other than safe topics socially. To be mainstream is to be safe. You can't explore anything uncomfortable or unsafe lest you have the jewish defamation legion I mean anti defamation league, SPLC, NAACP, and more beating down your door.

    • @DmanDice
      @DmanDice Рік тому

      ​@@Sukhoi_Su-25
      Might want to rethink that first half. You can fight every black or Mexican boyfriend (or whoever youre talking about) that your daughter brings home, but thats not going to protect her from the years of lowered standards and trash propaganda theyre teaching her in school. Kids of all races are being dumbed down all at the same time.

    • @RedWolfenstein
      @RedWolfenstein Рік тому

      The two usually go hand in hand @@jasonlawrence360

  • @Mamiya645
    @Mamiya645 Рік тому +256

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bethesda hit their peak with Morrowind and Blizzard with Diablo 2.

    • @simon6157
      @simon6157 Рік тому +15

      Morrowind is in desperate need for a Remake.

    • @connorodum6710
      @connorodum6710 11 місяців тому +17

      Morrowind is absolute peak
      Imagine a remake of Redguard with the technology we have today

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 11 місяців тому +3

      @@simon6157 skywind and yes morrowind was the best game bethesda ever made.

    • @simon6157
      @simon6157 11 місяців тому +4

      @@arkgaharandan5881 for it's time yes but sadly it aged pretty badly imo.

    • @dw_bh5009
      @dw_bh5009 11 місяців тому +5

      For me Bethesda is Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim. Even tho this games became more and more casual they still had a lot of great quests and slapping a ton of RP / Hardcore mods on top of them still gives them very good RPG flavor to this day.
      And for Blizzard their peak absolutely was Warcraft 3 and countless genres and games born from custom maps made for this game.

  • @lootskywalker3008
    @lootskywalker3008 Рік тому +1092

    You know a game sucks when you'd rather do a genocide run on your first playthrough but the game won't let you.

    • @kendo2377
      @kendo2377 Рік тому +19

      😆

    • @michaelgualtierijr5434
      @michaelgualtierijr5434 Рік тому +57

      I found this out when I tried to kill moara on his ship. I said to myself "thanks for the info" [2 12g shots to the head]. "I can't kill him...why?"

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay Рік тому +117

      I wanted to liberate the people in Far Cry 3.
      But Far Cry 6 made me want to kill every single one of my own so-called allies.

    • @kittydaddy2023
      @kittydaddy2023 Рік тому +38

      Baldur's Gate 3 lets you.

    • @TacTyger
      @TacTyger Рік тому +21

      War crimes are best crimes

  • @stinkfinga4918
    @stinkfinga4918 8 місяців тому +12

    1:05:54 - this is why I will never unsub. You have the best resolutions to problems even of the future.

  • @cudaconv70
    @cudaconv70 Рік тому +84

    Respect for calling out Gmanlives. Everyone thinks of him as some kind of expert of the genre and kissing his ass. He is only trashing old games and would never shit on games like Starfield. His review feels fake. Also his mannerism and jokes are beyond annoying. Nothing more cringe than a boomer trying to be edgy.

    • @katsu1715
      @katsu1715 Рік тому +10

      i actually like most of Gman's vids but half of his Starfield review was him trying to defend and strawman against valid criticisms people have made, and it made his video feel extremely shilly and fake.

  • @kielbasamage
    @kielbasamage Рік тому +262

    Bankrupt implies they bothered to open an account in the first place. Star field is the video game equivalent of warm Fiji water being drunk out of a sci fi themed bottle.

    • @PreeSpunky
      @PreeSpunky Рік тому +39

      Fiji water is too good for Starfield - it's not pumped with lead, flouride, estrogen, and microplastics like the other brands

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy Рік тому +8

      @@PreeSpunky It's an experiment on how much sawdust you can put in a ricecrispie cookie or how many brown logs in a fruit puch before people stop complementing your offerings.

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae Рік тому +2

      Like that super expensive StarWars hotel that got closed after 12 month?!?

    • @ejscorp
      @ejscorp Рік тому +2

      ​@@PreeSpunkyThe plastic bottles they come in are leaching plastic into the water

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 Рік тому +1

      Warm Dasani water….

  • @ashamahee
    @ashamahee Рік тому +60

    Starfield takes my number one issue with Fallout 4 to the next level, which is that it is too sanitized.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 Рік тому +11

      Modern gaming in the nutshell.

    • @ashamahee
      @ashamahee Рік тому +3

      @zachrohler1047 exactly, dont get me wrong I do enjoy the game for what it is but I worry about this trend as it is clearly not getting better and only going to get worse.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 Рік тому

      and the story sucks, and it has no choices and its empty and it has bullet spongy enemies.

    • @ashamahee
      @ashamahee Рік тому

      @@arkgaharandan5881 the story is subjective as it always will be but it surely is not a great story but certainly not the worst either however the bullet sponges, yeah that seems to have been taken to the next level as well.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 Рік тому +1

      @@ashamahee there is barely any sci fi in it, i saw someone saying that some sidequest when some guy aims at you and says "you much the description" and you respond with the extrovert perk "no you match the description" and this idiotic juvenile "no you" back and fourth goes back and fourth, well i read some guy saying this garbage dialogue written by a 5 year old is better than the main story. That proves the main story sucks.

  • @christianbaker3564
    @christianbaker3564 4 місяці тому +12

    "Dont worry guys Starfield may have been terrible but weve had 15 years to make elder scrolls 6! What could go wrong?"
    -Bethesda Probably

  • @DamianOchramowicz
    @DamianOchramowicz Рік тому +90

    The fact that a major AAA release causes a PC to bluescreen is wild. It is like 2004 and Windows XP all over again

    • @Hectorogents
      @Hectorogents Рік тому +19

      Don't make fun of XP, not cool bro

    • @The_House_Always_Wins
      @The_House_Always_Wins Рік тому +3

      classic Bethesda

    • @TaRAAASHBAGS
      @TaRAAASHBAGS Рік тому +1

      Any programmer born after 1993 can't code. All they know is crash, bad optimization, gargantuan file sizes, reintroduce bugs, and complete tech regression.

    • @ohamatchhams
      @ohamatchhams Рік тому +1

      @@The_House_Always_Wins Not "classic", even other previous Bethesda games' bugs aren't that level of horrid
      Isn't there consumer protection policy in America for that level of botched software quality or something

    • @The_House_Always_Wins
      @The_House_Always_Wins Рік тому

      @@ohamatchhams No lol

  • @turdbergler657
    @turdbergler657 Рік тому +88

    Seeing so many people kick the sh💩 outta the "thousand mix stare" npcs has been good fun at least.

  • @gremlin66n
    @gremlin66n Рік тому +70

    Even in Fallout 3, pointing your gun in the face of a lowly NPC would piss them off and they might attack you 😅

    • @trentn1127
      @trentn1127 Рік тому +13

      Nah, you can unload entire mags into the ground at an NPC's feet, leading the path they're walking and they'll just keep blindly walking towards you and might say "hey cut it out" or something like that. This is true for all Bethesda Fallout games. Always found that funny how combined with the fact that their guns are nonsensically designed and work by sheer magic (quite literally in Fallout 4 and Starfields case) it really does make it seem like Bethesda employees come from a different universe where firearms don't exist but they've had the vague concept explained to them.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@trentn1127Programmatically, there's a world of difference between "firing near someone" and "flagging someone".
      Firing near someone could be an attempt to hit an enemy - how would YOU program an AI to check?

    • @trentn1127
      @trentn1127 11 місяців тому

      @@KopperNeoman
      Similarly aiming a gun at an NPC causes no reaction. To answer your question measure between point of impact to actor, if actor is in combat (which would happen any time there was ever a hostile NPC that they wouldn't mind you shooting close enough to almost it them) if does nothing, if not, then wiithin X units trigger hostility. Just about every other game with passive NPC's and firearms seems to manage it just fine, actually triggering npc response based on aiming at them is much more finnicky and prone to issues hence why in FO4 for example you then have the extra step of activating the actor for the intimidation perks because the game registers if you're aiming at them but doesn't register if the actor knows they're being aimed at

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 5 місяців тому +10

    Gotta love how they had to destroy Earth in the story because Todd and his team couldn't render cities bigger than a couple of buildings. So just the entire planet on a wasteland.

  • @Gameboynitro
    @Gameboynitro Рік тому +360

    If there wasn't any other game that exposed alot of Shilltubers this game certainly did.

    • @Jezza_One
      @Jezza_One Рік тому +8

      It also exposed the hatewatchers.

    • @LowResLeafa
      @LowResLeafa Рік тому

      @@YeniuOjiak How are you guys just now Realizing ActMan is shill? He shilled for that New World game made by Amazon like a year ago.

    • @gronndar
      @gronndar Рік тому +12

      ​@@Jezza_Onehatewatchers?

    • @lucienhaulotte4049
      @lucienhaulotte4049 Рік тому +5

      ​@@gronndarpeople who warch something only to spite on it later

    • @yuukimasamura5143
      @yuukimasamura5143 Рік тому +14

      It’s unfortunate
      I like act man and G man was alright for the most part.

  • @TopMostFlavor
    @TopMostFlavor Рік тому +60

    90% of the budget went into 3D models of food

    • @BloodWraith777
      @BloodWraith777 Рік тому +1

      Ah, a similar budget ratio to Final Fantasy XV.

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Рік тому +118

    Honestly the NPCs look like primitive AI models to me. Like they were generated by AI and the humans all went: “We’ll adjust them later.” Until suddenly it was launch day and they just let it ride.

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 Рік тому +7

      Right? Given the state it's in, it would've been embarrassing had they released on time last November, but at this point it's just shameful. They had almost an extra year (which many devs would kill for) and still seemingly forgot to finesse or even finish whole areas of it. I sure hope Todd doesn't actually consider this his magnum opus, because overall it's a passable product at the very most, not something to retire and sleep comfortably having done it, if you can even call it finished. I'd already been managing my expectations, but SF is keeping the bar verrry low for TES6/F5.

    • @AVX512
      @AVX512 Рік тому +4

      “We’ll adjust them later.” is Besthesda's motto now

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 Рік тому +1

      Fun fact: there is a book called somethimg like Kjjadaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      Yeah they forget the text and is just a test book xD

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Рік тому +1

      ​@@AVX512more like "modders will adjust it later"

    • @banksuvladimir
      @banksuvladimir Рік тому

      Nah I don’t think they look ai generated. They all look too much like woke dysgenic body types that are pushed as positive. There was some black woman with alopecia the first time you visit new Atlantis, because of course there was. They’ve gotta make sure to push that everywhere, for the 7 people on earth that look like dalmations. Seriously, I’ve lived all over the place, traveled everywhere, I don’t think I’ve actually seen any black people with that yet for some reason were pandering specifically to them? Why not people with cleft palates and burn victims at that point?

  • @scientificidiot4165
    @scientificidiot4165 11 місяців тому +12

    This is why I wouldn't even pirate the game, a waste of network bandwidth, disk space, and processing time.

  • @oliverstianhugaas7493
    @oliverstianhugaas7493 Рік тому +470

    My biggest problem with the game is the actual mongrels who inhabit it, the NPC's look like monstrocities.

    • @Darker7
      @Darker7 Рік тому +78

      They look like "aliens impersonating humans" from a really cheap horror game :Ü™

    • @Estelle2007
      @Estelle2007 Рік тому +13

      They say mongrels like everybody isn't mixed with some now extinct ethnic subgroup. But yes, the npc's are hideous.

    • @andrewsneacker1256
      @andrewsneacker1256 Рік тому +12

      lol dude, look at your own face. You would fit perfectly in this game.

    • @CaptainKMan
      @CaptainKMan Рік тому +41

      DEI at its worst.

    • @mesterjess
      @mesterjess Рік тому

      @@andrewsneacker1256 You Chud