"HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF! ...And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I _thinking?_ He'll never change. He'll _never_ change!"
He's damn lucky he got caught fucking Bullock's horse by those two good men. Mr Wu would've fed him to the hogs. Who knows what Swearingen what have made him do... so yea damn lucky!
I guess it was the times. I mean, if someone ejaculated on my hypothetical horse now, I'd be annoyed but it's 2021. However, in the 1880s, that was probably a huge insult.
Steve is honestly the best comic relief in the show.
He's Randy Marsh
Its even funnier when you realize he's the same guy who does the VO for darth marr
He was just horsing around
PSA for fellow Deadwood fans (you must be good people, in the main) - don't get into any situation where you need to be denying you fucked a horse.
Still something I find myself chuckling about over time..."I did not fuck the horse!"
"what else did you learn at that school that teached you that?"
I imagine jizzing on the leg of your nemeses' horse was the Ol' West's equivalent of a Chicago Sunroof.
Gets you right onto a sex offender registry if there happen to be children in that car.
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"HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF! ...And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I _thinking?_ He'll never change. He'll _never_ change!"
"remember...we got your signature"
Can't believe that that board got Hostetler killed. Fucking Steve!!!
Still can't believe Hostetler killed himself!
Steve was a depraved dude.
Well to be fair he's also darth marr so.....
The conclusion to this story needs to be uploaded if anyone is that way inclined.
Not I, but I appreciate your vocabulary
Damn this show needed more seasons!
At least the movie was perfect.
Who hasn't gotten a little friendly with a horse? Let's be honest.
Understanding how to play the game is why some soldiers make General.
dude i can't withstand "what else did you learn at that school that teached you that" without laughing myself into tears
In Steve's defence, he DIDN'T actually fuck that Horse, just spluffed his muck on it's leg.
this is so funny sometimes when i thank about Richard gant catching cowboy fucking the sheariff horse
Damn I don't remember this , I thought the subject matter was to much even for Deadwood
This is funny
Damn lucky
Lucky of what
Who's lucky
@@khanimran7465 the horse
@@khanimran7465 the horse
He's damn lucky he got caught fucking Bullock's horse by those two good men. Mr Wu would've fed him to the hogs. Who knows what Swearingen what have made him do... so yea damn lucky!
What in the actual fuck
I do not understand Steve's logic here lol
Seriously lol wtf
I guess it was the times. I mean, if someone ejaculated on my hypothetical horse now, I'd be annoyed but it's 2021. However, in the 1880s, that was probably a huge insult.
@@printezstroman lol
Bullock beat him - so he wanted to get back at him for it. Not... much logic to it!