@@mynameisfart7707 I mean he slept with his suit on, cuz he was sharing a 'home' with a homeless dude on cold night. I don't think so sleeping without the suit is gonna be a good idea...
the image of Majima singing while being punched by Kiryu THEN getting the upperhand through this torturous whatever by still being persistent in singing 24-Hour Cinderella and in turn punching Kiryu, will never leave my mind. i want somebody to animate this...
Imagine in the same week being arrested by officer majima, scammed by bartender majima, bit by zombie majima, completly destroyed by hanya man, getting home invaded by goromi and then Majima not believing you when you tell him..
I like how it implies he did a Kiwami heat so he got stunned uppercutted into the air got barraged by punches with a final blow all while singing 24 hour Cinderella and attempting to have sex with Kazuma
Jesus, the knocking in this video scared me. I was wearing headphones, so I thought it was from my door. ...Wait. Why is there someone with steel-toe shoes under the door?
Alternate title: Majima crossdressing breaks into Kiryu's house and then sings Kiryu to sleep while Kiryu beats Majima up who is singing effortlessly and calmly.
![[ASMR] Goro Majima sings 24-Hour Cinderella in the sewers while waiting for Kiryu](/img/n.gif)
I love how the picture implies that Kiryu sleeps with his suit on
it has merged with his skin
@@taurus_says_hi8404 unless there is a boss fight
@@yourlocalmoron4832 he rips his skin off and grows a new layer really quickly
He slept with it on in y0
Kiryu was never taught what pajamas are
@@mynameisfart7707 I mean he slept with his suit on, cuz he was sharing a 'home' with a homeless dude on cold night. I don't think so sleeping without the suit is gonna be a good idea...
Yakuza dev team: Kiryu is still a virgin.
*Watches this vid
Yakuza dev team: Kiryu is no longer a virgin.
Oh no
tbf it is implied he and kaoru had sex in y2, and also only one guy stated that
@@lambda-m1676 Also it's heavily implied in 0's telephone club dates that Kiryu did the deed multiple times.
@@coap819 Also also the "steamy moments" with the hostesses in Kiwami seem to suggest that as well
"really majima? Right infront of my Haruka poster??"
XD
💀💀
If goromi came in my room Id be horrorfied because it aint Majima
True
Babe don't mind, I'm here
@@goro_majima98 thanks babe
Tbh, Goromi would look so much hotter if Majima had no makeup or wig XD
Yo Kiryu-chan!
The high heels running was terrifying
Haven’t even start the video and I just weez-laugh.
Haven’t even start the video and I just weez-laugh.
Must've been a good climax battle
get out
It was
Ayo...
J A I L
STOP *STOP PLEASE*
the image of Majima singing while being punched by Kiryu THEN getting the upperhand through this torturous whatever by still being persistent in singing 24-Hour Cinderella and in turn punching Kiryu, will never leave my mind. i want somebody to animate this...
Who said it was punching?
@@pouglas2714 😳
Majima "punching" kiryu
@@thelinkedsword7131 id still want this animated
@@notacatiswear2849 ua-cam.com/video/DCmh5fvgqq4/v-deo.html
The dislike is from Makoto
Which one? Makimura or Date?
@@wardogbobby2974 Both
@@wardogbobby2974 Yes
@@wardogbobby2974 Both
And Park.
Okay but it nobody gonna talk about how wholesome it is that Kiryu has a picture of Haruka on his wall?
That do be pretty wholesome tho.
Should’ve had Haruka come in and have kiryu yell at her to go back to bed.
and she would be staring daggers at him the morining after XDD
Nah other way round lmao
"Uncle Kaz, it's 3 in the morning. Go the fuck to sleep! Majima-san, OUT!"
@@anarmedrat8966 "SHUT UP YOU W-"
@@WhyisAlpharius69 que the countless mod clips of Haruka suplexing entire Yakuza Families.
"Uncle Majima dressed up like a girl and played with Uncle Kaz again."
It's not assault!!! It's just kinky roleplay. ...for Majima, at least.
I love this fan base. Incredible.
We're just as through the roof as the games, and that's beautiful
:Majima’s goon: Hey sir, I don’t know why you wanted to know this, but Kiryu-San is a virgi-
:Majima: NOT ON MY WATCH!
HANASE
SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU
H A N A S E
YAME, HANASE YO
This is not male fantasy
This is not our fantasy
This is THE fantasy
2023 funny edit: *Kaoru and Makoto Makimura disliked that.*
Me before starting the series: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Me now: Yeah, this totally happened.
I went from interested to shitting myself from those footsteps noise to laughing uncontrollably when the 24h Cinderella popped outta nowhere
I love how Majima knew where Kiryu was as he mumbled. Majima is like a damn sonar
this was the day that kiryu never killing a person wasnt cannon
i love how kiryu's face is just "what in the fuck do you want, majima?"
I thought that was his standard face.
(I’m partly kidding, of course.)
Don’t be shy, Kiryu-chan 💕
Imagine in the same week being arrested by officer majima, scammed by bartender majima, bit by zombie majima, completly destroyed by hanya man, getting home invaded by goromi and then Majima not believing you when you tell him..
This is hot indeed
🤑
I love the sound of her heels.
Her?
@@cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256 Yes, her.
Kiryu takes covers off bed
KIRYU-CHAN
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN GORO MAJIMA
I legitimately shit my pants at that first knocking noise because of where it was in my headset, itdirectly lined up with my window.
I like how he summons his inner Jotaro to evade Majima but it still isnt good enough
That knocking noise made me scared not gonna lie
Every kazumaji fanfic
Bold of you to assume it's a fanfic and not canon
those moans werent of pain...
*I NEED AN ANIMATION FOR THIS.*
@Lin on a different website 😉
@@jonathanmercado963 Oh no-
@@jonathanmercado963 Oi 💀
@@jonathanmercado963 which website
@@Nega_Man start with a p end with a urb
The two dislikes are from kiryu and haruka.
Both from kiryu using multiple profiles, they never told haruka yet
@@camcantanything lol!
I’m in love with the game and the fandom
It should have been me! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
i thought the knocking was real i've never been more scared
so that's why mama said don't go out of the basement
woah- goromi and kiryu are rough in the bedroom
the fuken heat action sound effect got me
I hate this
I love this Fanbase
I don't know about y'all... but this is _my_ male fantasy.
Kiryu is no longer a virgin
DAMN THEY WENT AT IT HARD!!!!!
Ya know, I always imagined that instead of fucking, they’d just fight in a kazumaji fanfic. This feels right.
This is hot
dumb >:(
the heat action sound effect made me crack, that was what made me laugh
BRO I THOUGHT THAT WAS AT MY WINDOW
Same xd
I swear the yakuza community makes the most weird and interesting shitpost ever
It’s 12:40 at night and I’m shiting my pants laughing
the best video to ever be in my recommended
I like how it implies he did a Kiwami heat so he got stunned uppercutted into the air got barraged by punches with a final blow all while singing 24 hour Cinderella and attempting to have sex with Kazuma
I love that he has a picture of Haruka on his wall
0:50 He learned from Jotaro Kujo
This is why Yumi died
Majima must have a godamn dump truck if all u hear are thuds when he makes love to kiryu
Got into the games a couple of months ago (just started 3). I’m slowly starting to find the memes. This game by far produces the best shitposts
This should be in r/SuddenlyGay
Jesus, the knocking in this video scared me. I was wearing headphones, so I thought it was from my door.
...Wait. Why is there someone with steel-toe shoes under the door?
Hooker: "Tell me your fantasy and I'll do my best to live up to it."
Me: *shows her this video*
Who's Majima? That's the local babe, Goromi.
I searched yakuza asmr, ngl not disappointed lol
Oh god what is he doing!? Oh no no no!
Nahhh cause it’s 2 am I have really good headphones that knocking scared the shit outta me
Kiryuuuuuuuuu Channnnnnn
Yeah, this is exactly how Id imagined it would go down.
all of you are I L L !! You are all S I C K!
I love it ☺️
This is giving "that is DISGUSTING....GIvE iT To mE nOW"
I love being in this fanbase.
Alternate title: Majima crossdressing breaks into Kiryu's house and then sings Kiryu to sleep while Kiryu beats Majima up who is singing effortlessly and calmly.
The knocking freaked me out,
God I wish that were me
it's a rare opportunity to get second base (maybe even home plate) with someone like Goromi...
Kiryu got them Maji-cheeks
I got scared like a little baby, by this knocking, had to rewind a few times to be sure that's not in my house xD
Essence of Bed wrestling
Me: *Reads title*
Also me:
*K*
Same time tomorrow?
Zero dislikes the way it should be
What a night eh, Kiryu san, Majima san?😂😂😂
In videos like these. We like to picture it in our minds. But Idk how to and not sure if I should!
Wish kiryu was me rn 😔
Jojo but without stand
OH NO NOT WITH THE HARUKA PICTURE TAKE IT DOWN BEFORE YOU COMMIT THESE SINS
bruh became jotaro halfway through for some sleep without majima
I don’t know how I got here but I love it
This killed me😂😂
Thanks, I didn't know I needed this
I though they were fighting
ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora
I will never recover from this. Time to load up the shotgun.
Climax Heat +4
I love the Haruka poster
Wild night, huh?
What do you mean Majima, all I see is Goromi!
Is this some dlc content
new yakuza game sounding great 😻
should i assume the making love part is either beating each other up or actual sex
or well, both at this point i guess
*Majima everywhere*
I'd never been so jealous of Kiryu 😭😩
It should have been me, not him!
(Well, come to think of it, only Kiryu deserves the best girl, ngl)
Just the image weirds me out
crazy title
lmaoooooooooooo