Online dating be like.. part 2!
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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The fact that he isn't actually a woman scares me
Okay your definitely right,
Ikr
Frrrr
Hm
He’s Married and he’s doing stereotypes
All that's missing is the guy holding a fish in his profile picture.
So true 🤣
so so true lol
and with the fancy cars that look completely borrowed
@@FroniHawk or better yet: picture from an auto salon.
Also: married, looking for fun.
Fish + sunglasses in every pic. Mystery fish smelling guy, where have you been all my life
I’m just a Pam looking for her Jim 😂
As an office fan I LOVED that scene!!!!
That line is an instant swipe left for me bc it's so fucking generic
I see that line way too much
I kept seeing 'I'm just a Jim looking for a Pam'! Only recently learned the reference
Can u tell me is the a reference from THE OFFICE tv show?
The wife of the married man is the blonde in the third pic
Oooh that would be the perfect twist to add-in, haha 😂
Hahaha!🤣
PERFECT
PLOT TWIST!
I like how ur mind works
Oh dear lord..im 55 and dating again and this is exactly how it is. You would think middle aged men would act better. No they do not.
@Just In credible wow rude.
Just In credible Uncalled for. Super rude
@Just In credible unsolicited hate. 👍 You're doing great sweetie
Susan McKinney it’s like they’re new to the internet and trying to capture this “fake hot guy lifestyle” they saw on tv or read about. 🤦🏿♀️
Just In credible My mom is 55 and dating for the first time in 33 years... because my dad died. You don't know anyone's circumstance.
What’s sad is some guys literally act like this in real life 😂
It’s pathetic and sad if you ask me.
Yes. Yes, they do!
@Joshua Lewis that's true but it also depends on the message. I don't reply to a message that just says "hi" or "hey", I need something more then that if the profile is looking pretty light. Plus certain profiles will put a person off. If a guy is flashing cash around, I'm ghosting ya. I, personally ghost those with kids as I'm not going down that road again. It can get messy.
About 55% of guys don’t act like this
DogsDreamToo I know😂 I have a lot of guy friends who don’t. But the majority of guys at my school at least act like this...
I love that Katie is in the pic smiling! 😂👌
lmao!
Who is she?
Obembe Toluwani cool. There are other people in the house lol. But that was cool tho.
Katie is his wife
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where Trey at....
This is Treylisa
😂
Lol
Tracy XD
No this is Becca xD
LMAO
The squeal when he asked if he could ask you a question was ENTIRELY too real
I don't get it. What would be the ideal response?
Neese the joke is that girls get excited when a guy who we actually think we’re interested in seems like he’s going to ask us on a real date, so the little squeal is just excitement.
I choked on my coffee HAHA
The absolute bare minimum 🤣
As soon as he said "mom this one's for you" we all knew 😂😂😂
You are correct!
I was just on that part 😂
No lie!
I actually tried CM in my mid-late 20's... I had an 89 year old man get mad and freak out on me because I didn't want to date him. Also got catfished by a guy 15 years older than the age he posted, oh and he was also a criminal. I was telling my sister about it, and she said that she thought I had bad luck on there because dudes were probably looking for one of those "freaky" Christian girls.... Sigh.... I think CM is way worse than Tinder LOL
Lol yes
The pep talk before the walk of shame back into tinder!!! DON"T WE ALL FEEL YOU BRUH
lolol especially during this pandemic
The married guy on Christian Mingle: “I’m just trying to find some community. Something wrong with that?” 😆 😂 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love that instagram is considered online dating 😂😂😂
Facts! I have a friend that shames dating apps but has met all of her boyfriends on IG 🧐
@@EspeciallyFree that's basically the same shit right?different app? Just tryna figure that out cuz people act like it's two totally different things
petition to get this guy an Oscar
sign below.
⬇⬇⬇
baloney carrot 69 likes I can’t like
I mean the other competition is what, Sonic the Hedgehog?
@@beccag2758 lol
Signs
Profile pic makes it better
The way he hit the nail on the head is so refreshing yet so concerning 😂
ik this is a year old comment but i just read that wrong. I thought it said "the way he hit his head on the nail is so refreshing yet concerning" LMAO idk how i did that!!!
I literally deleted all these apps last night. Lol. I’m tired. I got a cat. We are good.
Good job!! 😃
Dude same, minus getting a cat 😂
Sup
Same.
@Jessica B. ok they might not talk, but they give affecting and love, if you had a pet u would understand (sorry if I sound rude)
he plays all roles *PERFECTLy* and I am *SO HERE FOR IT*
Now do one from a male perspective lol
Too easy they just don’t respond lol
@@foxsmith770 :'(
Yes
Fox Smith or we just don’t get matches or replies
No way, itd be way too depressing
The stereotype about Christian men being secret freaks is spot on😂
Oof.
Fattest oof right there I've ever seen.
The women can be low key freaks as well
How dare they use Jesus to score some strange ass??!! That humors and disappoints me at the same time.
Christians like sex just as much as everybody else, I have friends where their family has 4 kids…
I found my boyfriend off of tinder and he was the only one who didn’t flirt with me at first, he straight up said “Hey! Did you know during WWII Russians trained a bear named Wojtek who practically lived and drink like soldiers would?! He was practically human!!” IDK WHY that intrigued me so much, but I started talking to him more and here we are almost 2 months later 😂
A copy and pasted line. 😄
I'm a huge history buff so that would definitely peek my interest! 🙂
It wasn't Russian - people who trained a bear during WW2 were from Poland. And it it a HUGE difference. Russians together with Germans started ww2 attacing Poland. So it seems that your friend's opening line was not pretty accurate.
magda magda it was it was actually me who said it wrong whoops my bad it was something like that tho.
@@magdamagda1725 wow u win here's a gold star for being so smart and accurate
How is no one talking about “the letter u” !?!
ikr 😂😂😂
Yess I thought that was so funny!!
i don't get itttt
B A it’s when someone types “U” instead of “you” 😂
That killed me! 😂😂 Too funny!
Lol this skit reminds me of this guy I met on Tinder. He legit told me "he is partially married coze the marriage is not serious"... Like what does that even mean? 😂
Lies as an attempt to get sex on the side.
Either an open marriage, or a cheater. Either way, a neon red flag.
You tell lies to yourself long enough that you believe it in the end.
"I'm just gonna apply for The Bachelor again" lmfao been there but I hate that show.
lol yeah it does suck tho honestly
It’s trashy but damn it’s entertaining
You're better off on literally anything than being on The Bachelor
THE DESPERATION IN HIS EYES WHEN HE BECAME THE 36 YR OLD FOOT FETISH GUY LOL
"The blonde in the third pic is hot"
Lol.
I did that to some other guy on tinder, he did not like that 🙄
Then there’s the guy that sends “hey what’s up” a few times a week for a year straight even though you’ve never responded but he doesn’t give up.
Why not just talk to him? Then girls complain about being single smh
BigES14 because it comes across desperate if we want to talk we will. Try someone else 😂
@@Eddybih03 Cuz it's prolly a creep since he's already acting like a stalker
If someone tries that with me, I'd block them straight way :/
I've only ever been on Bumble, so Im not sure if you can do it anywhere else tho.
And there are also the guys that just keep on making new accounts. _Instagram I'm looking at you,_ or putting you in groupchats because that's their only option once you've blocked them
Gotta admire the persistence
"U tryna make me act up, aren't u sweetie pie?" 🤣
at this point my comfort media is trey acting like a ‘stressed but blessed’ woman and I adore it
Did someone in Tinder yell, “Meet me at the railroad tracks?” 😂🤣🥴🥴
Yes. Because this is exactly what girls imagine as a romantic spot, obviously.
red cherry
I think it meant more like... “meet me there to have sex” and I don’t think any women like that XD
@@internalscreaming7566 i disturbingly found discarded boxers twice this week by the railroad tracks 🤢
Why is this so painfully, awkwardly, yet completely accurate??!?
Trey, you really are a gifted actor- it truly felt like multiple different people "on every site". As always, thank you for the hilarious content!
The clevege showing has me dead💀
My first day on bumble
Me:hi there💜
Him: “I could be sucking your toes right now”
you've got to be joking lol people have no manners nowadays
@@sushichomper I could've have said it better😂
Yikes. I feel like I’m one of the only people who found a partner through the app
I wouldn’t judge him, toes are hot 🧱🎅🏻🦶🏻
This is a joke im not a crazy person
Lol the one part where the girl was cropped out of the picture is so freaking accurate thou 😂😂😂
“guys from home depo”😂😂
Forget the guys, i go there for the tools and hardware lol i realized how bad it was when i didn't even notice the cute guys until I checked out. Priorities 🤷♀️
Why is everything you do depict reality 100%
Perfect! This is my dating life lol 😂😭😭
That's why I gave up. Too much trouble and waste if time. Single life is way better.
Jess A right?! Seriously after this video I deleted my profile lol 😂
This me too! I literally gave up! All I do is work now! Guess I'll be rich in no time!
Sup 👀
I just want Becca to find true love, she deserves it! ❤
Yeeeeeees I've been waiting for this.
And also, here is the official request for a part 3. We need plenty of fish, eharmony and match.
And also...
"What that mouth do!?"
It makes my single heart sad how accurate this is...😖😭🤣😂👏🏻
I appreciate the continuity of Becca now being a year older 😁
I was on Bumble to kind of avoid all the creeps. But this is an actual conversation I had;
*Me:* "hi, how are you :)"
*Him:* "I'm fine. What's your greatest shame?"
*Me:* "..."
*Him:* "I have a serious tickle fetish."
_I'm thinking maybe he's a bit uncomfortable and trying to make a joke_
*Me:* "Oh, it says you like reading - what's your favorite book?"
*Him:* "If you're not into that, we can also use other things... Like handcuffs ;)"
_Okay, let me block you_
Jesus 😕 WTF?
EEWW Noooooo
Hahahhahahs....I laughed way too much. Today one guy on a dating app said his plan for tonight is to make dinner (chicken and potatoes) and have sex after that. We exchanged perhaps two or three sentences before that so I told him good luck with that and he seriously thought I would go and have a dinner with him. 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard and written what was on my mind and then blocked him for good. What a fool.
Why is it that guys on dating apps are practically a whole mess?😂😂
Probably why their on dating apps 🤔
You have to be at a certain level of desperate to download one.
Women on apps can be a whole mess too, I’ve seen so many women that use it as a plug for their only fans
I need Jay Nedaj and Trey Kennedy to collaborate. They both can effortlessly and perfectly portray female characters without overdoing it even though they have beards, can sing amazingly, and can parody their respective race without any malice.
We’re also missing the guys that only post group pics 🤣
I have a friend who’s dating motto is “just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look in the fridge” 😂
I’ve also heard just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu 😂
Ya, well, I had a boyfriend who was on dating sites while we were living together "just in case you leave", which I did after my co-worker told me...... I think it's an addiction for guys.
OMG 🤣 🤣
@@Chahlie I’m a guy. And I’ll admit. It is. We always want our cake and eat it too. We admire the men that don’t give into temptation. But there are very few of them.
Why is no one talking about , how he exposes his chest for attention on insta🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Trey flirts with himself in these and I do not even notice
Trey: Hi my name is Chairek
Treyilsa: Has that ever worked for you
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kobraz wow way to copy my comment of treylisa... youre truly original
Joe Fly did you come up with treylisa? I feel like I’ve seen it way before
Wasn’t trying to do that I just saw that sooo I made the comment I know someone else made it
Sydnicorn :3 I posted my comment 7 mins b4 you... you copied me betch
Joe Fly I copied you? What are you even talking about
"I'm just gonna apply for the Bachelor again." lol
This was too funny 😂 and way too accurate, which is why I hate online dating. 🙄 My Instagram profile isn’t even set up as a “dating profile”, but for some reason I get so many follows and messages, it’s ridiculous. Most of them are either spam or phishing accounts. However, the one time I did respond to a DM the guy had a girlfriend and wanted a “chick on the side.” 🤦🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️
"I'm just a Pam looking for her Jam" 😂😂😂😂
jim* it's an office joke
I know someone already said this but it’s Jim
@@tiffanysamuels279 Thats their couple name
@Anna Johnson After trying out these sites, I'm ready to find my Jam now
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast.
🤦♂️😂
🤣😂
I met a guy in Bumble recently, I knew about Bumble after watching Part 1. We watched part 1 video together on our first date. Thank you for making part 2 and I even feel sad. Because our relationship is kind of same as the first man in the Bumble right now. I am big fan of you and it’s my first time to leave comments. Thank you again, and I'll look forward to part 3 later😭💜
OMG this is so accurate it hurts
When you see that Trey is also wearing a ring as the “female looking for a companion” 🤔
The ring is like his beard or hair, when he's in character you tend not to notice it
🤣 When I noticed it I was like, oh God, I thought Trey was single. Is Trey not singgggle??? Lol. As if it matters either way.
@@nenamichelle hahaha he is married to the lady 'cropped' out of the pic 😄😅
@@fu_raha HAAA that’s great! Such an amazing comedian.
@@nenamichelle He is married. I think someone said that is his wife in the video with him.
2:06 without sounds. HAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY CRAP YOU RIGHT 🤣
this is sheer awesome.
at times i literally just forget trey isnt a girl, master of deception POG
These are so accurate, lol. Except you forgot the married couple looking for a 3rd. I get that a lot on dating apps.
Petition for trey Kennedy to read comments
he does
Omg the married guy thing 🤦🏽♀️ they are everywhere ..shamelessly!
I made a fake ashley Madison profile back in the day just out of curiosity. That was super depressing.
My idea for a video: Xbox vs Playsation people
LOL. For Xbox people you can have a little kid screaming into the mic
I play play sation
Console wars are immature and obnoxious. Just play whichever one you enjoy better
@@Layla-ys3hy *my brother intensifies*
Teague Ricks The truth.
That passive aggressive “smile” in the crop out is hilarious! His wife is too funny 😂
The endless amount of scammers that have the outrageous jobs, one that I had was a (and I’m actually quoting) “staff sergeant in the United States Army as a CIA agent, and I’m serving under the United nations international covert anti-terrorist assault operation forces”.... he asked me to send him $350. I obviously saw right thru it straight from the job title, lol.
pffft lol
“You tryna make me act up” 😩😂
I saw the notification and I knew I had to watch this video lol 😂😄
Trey deserves so much more attention und credit for his acting! 😂
“I’m 36, recently separated... and I really like feet.”
BRUH YOU ARE AN ICON
How have I not heard about you sooner? I found your channel like two days ago and I am OBSESSED
The commitment to accuracy of letting the girl strike a convo on bumble first. Love you so much.
You should do a whole series of these type of videos! They're SO good. Love your videos, Trey!
That last one made me lose a little faith in mankind lol
Dang man you rock that outfit. Like that sweater is awesome on u!
Lmao “a Pam looking for her Jim”. Just got it! Awesome! However he’s my favorite celebrity couple w his wife Blunt
Yes! John and Emily are Jim and Pam x 1000!
"the letter u"
What is the joke for that one?
Amelia Joan what does that mean exactly?
The accuracy of Instagram is SENDING ME!!!! 😅😂🤣
Omg I love that you did a part 2 on this!!! Hilarious 😂 and love that Katie is in it!!!
This is just too funny I love that girl screech you do lmao can’t wait for the fall video
Exactly why I refuse to do online dating
When I heard the word desperate I immediately thought of Christian mingle, 😂😂 no offense as a Christian
1:41 I keep replaying that scream 😂
"You trying to make me act up" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
"nm just chillin u" IS SOOOOO ACCURATE
How does he knowww!!!! This is so accurate!
I love that Trey has his wedding ring on throughout this entire video
His loud excited squeal at 1:41 had me ROLLING 😂😂
You should do one from the dudes perspective now. These are hilarious. 😂
Tim Keller's Meaning of marriage as a prop is cherry on the top!
Tinder was my favorite 😂
The heaving at the end 🤣 "Did you say swinging?" 👁👄👁💅🍷
The Tinder one had me dying 🤣
I cannot stop laughing. I CANNOT! Every single joke is ON POINT 10000000%
Love your content man😂
The immediate barrage on Tinder was SO accurate!! Ha Ha
That squeal tho 😂😂😂
I was so excited to see this and it was worth it! You sir are a comedic genius
Dude i love your vids. fav part of my day when you upload
Lol, this is so accurate!!!! People always do this and act creepy when they're desperate.
Lady Trey: Oh my gosh, is that a wedding ring?
Me: So what if it is? You're wearing one too. 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘the WAP
Y’all sometimes I literally forget that trey is playing multiple roles while watching his videos