Swipe carefully. Thanks for watching! SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/16x4jmc Follow me on Instagram/Twitter: @Treynkennedy Shop my merch: shop.treykennedy.com Subscribe to my podcast: bit.ly/COPodcast
You forgot the scammer guy who lives overseas temporarily and is an army engineer. But he wants to be with you for life after talking with you for two seconds.
Some people are just not looking for anything serious, especially after a relationship. It's important to have some single time after a breakup before jumping into anything serious
I swear to god is so hard to start a normal conversation these days. What do you want us to say? "I'm just here because i have a shit tons of money and i don't know where to spend it haha" See that got your attention
@@TheKellendras I'm a tall woman 6' I am attracted to men taller than me. My husband is 6'5 and he makes me feel small and safe. I like that, some tall girls like short guys. It's all in preference and what you are attracted to.
Mary V guys are used to women not replying to their openers on other sites so it’s almost like they only use Bumble because they want to punish all of the women who didn’t respond lmao 😂
I used bumble. I cracked up at the mute guy. I swear the men just swiped all every possible profile as long as it has a photo so that they can get a match. And bumble is supposed to be more selective because its only allows females to start the convo but precisely because of this a lot of men decided to swipe on everyone just to get a match.
@Theone82 That's always how I've ended up in long-term serious relationships. In my experience i think the best way is to do something you enjoy like for example if you go to sci-fi events, conventions, book clubs, wine tasting, meditation, dance etc, or adult classes, and the events happen weekly or a couple times a week or even monthly/bi- monthly(Even can look into interests through social media) and you start seeing the same faces, get to know them in a no- pressure environment and then it feels more natural. I've met a BF in college, through friend of friends and in bands, etc. Of courses now everyone has to wait because of this isolation and quarantine 😱 but it's something to look into for whoever is still looking but doesn't want to force it.
I always put in my bio that physical disabilities were fine, still didn't help. Height is not a physical disability mind, but it's the least of my concerns :)
Not caring about height is the best non-preference ever. I'm 5 inches taller than my bf but it's never become an issue for either of us. His confidence and lack of insecurity in his height was a huge selling point. We both had jokes in our bio about our physical aspects that people may see as deal breakers (his height and my prosthetic leg).
I'm 5" taller than my husband, the only person who ever had a problem with it was our wedding photographer, who wanted me to bend my knees in every photo so I would look shorter. After like 2 photos I went "um, NO."
@@ChanaRo613 that’s beautiful ❤️ I honestly don’t see why people make height such a big deal. Height doesn’t represent who you are as a person lol. I understand a preference but people are really out here making height a requirement smh
He’s also accurately shown that there is about 1 girl for every 15 guys, now imagine women being just as crazy as guys and you succesfully depicted a male’s struggles. 😅
This happened to me on Bumble. I saw his message asking me out on a date. I decided to reply to him after work. When I got back, his account was already deleted. It could be, he really deleted it or the other women mass reported him to be a creepy dude or scammer. I wouldn't know if I dodged a bullet.
I have to agree, I would never want to be single in this day and age. I said that to my so the other day, all just be alone and all have alot of cats to fill the void. Lol. I already have two.
I laughed SO hard!!! This is so accurate! I'm a girl and I'm not even using the apps that he mentioned but the dating app that I'm on is just like this to a T! It's crazy! You have the guy who sends you text wall after text wall after you've only said "Hi, how are you?", has everything planned to the wedding and tells you you're the one and he can't stop thinking about you. The next guy can't hold a two-word conversation even if you keep asking varied questions. And then you have the usual "Let's bang." interaction and people trying to bargain you into one night stands even if you've already made clear that you're Christian. It ain't a lot of fun, I can tell you. I would gladly take the farmer though! Great video! :D
It's not fun for guys either. Either she's annoyed by our detailed response, creeped out that we plan for the future, bored when we don't have much to say, or grossed out when we admit we want sex even though girls want it too just as much. Wait....... I'm the guy you were talking about. Shit! How do I delete a youtube profile? Edit: I'm trying to use humor to pick you up right now. Is it working? Are you salivating at thoughts of my wang doodle yet? Can you just meet my parents and pretend to be my girlfriend so they won't think I'm gay?
@@g.i.r.l. You misunderstand the OP comment. They're saying women on dating apps are faced with a ton of quantity and little quality, not that that's the preference
I got so lucky... I didn’t even find my boyfriend on a dating app, we started talking cause we both got on the highest score board for an online game and we started talking.
I thought I was lucky like that once. I met a guy playing World of Warcraft. He lived outta state, moved to MY state to further our relationship and revealed himself to be a loser shortly after we got engaged a year or so later. Thennnnn I met a guy at a card shop (I play Magic the Gathering) and he was amazing - but he had his heart set on moving to Japan. I dated him anyway for 8 months. Now he lives in Japan, we're best friends and we have been for about 6 years and talk almost everyday(despite the time difference), but still. We actually only ever should've been friends anyway, but I digress because THENNNNN I met another guy at the card shop (went back to the proverbial well) and dated a guy for 4 1/2 years who decided he didn't want to get married after all. I broke up with him, gave myself some time to reflect and re-evaluate my life choices before going back out there and t h e n COVID so that's where I'm at right now. Gotta vent sometimes, ya know?
I’ll tell you what my mouth does, come sit with me and I’ll tell you about Jesus. Do you know what He did? Do you know what Sin and Repent of Sin means?
I’ve given up on online dating 😂 I did it for a short season and it was not good for me lol. Now I’m just praying I find someone in a more traditional way 😬
I was on Bumble and all the guys want to do is text. They ask you out for drinks but never actually arrange a date, it's so weird. Why even be on a dating app if all you really want is to text.
"Coming back for seconds? ..." "UGH NO..." This hit me personally rofl... I've made this mistake a few times and it is sooo horrifying. ...like damn their cute, but nondescript face for fooling me again! ...Ugh remember THAT face ...STEER CLEAR BEECH! *smacks self* ..jeebuz.
On-lline dating reality: Most are "one and done" other's are meet up...kind of get along... text each other for a few days then saying "hey how's your day going?" until one of you ghosts the other Rinse, lather, repeat
@@chocolatecuban Did I say that? I never mentioned men at all. You did. I guess you thought I should mention the flaws of both sexes in a youtube comment section.
As a woman I didn’t know that was a thing. I got into it with a friend because she couldn’t believe that I would date a man shorter than me. Like if you love someone how can that matter?
This is sooooo accurate! I have a 28 year old daughter who has the most hilarious (yet sad) stories about dating these days. She could literally write a book & this video was pretty much on point. She's taught me some new terms too.....Ghosting & Zombied. What has dating come to?!
It came to men feeling high on anonimity. They wouldn't act like that with a friend of a friend or a coworker, but they can't date IRL anymore, they can only be rude and pushy with thousands of women until they stumble upon a lady who somewhat accepts it
@@potmki6601 I would hope no woman with any self respect would accept it. It's really unfortunate that young people seem to lack social skills due to the internet. The real world is not what's online
Generalized Guy Online dating profile: *Insert the office meme* *Insert height* *Insert emoji* *Insert multiple group pics of similar people with no telling of who is who*
Stuff like this makes me glad I'm an "aromantic asexual." I'll never have to deal with modern dating. 😂 Good luck vibes to all the folks out there looking for lasting love!
@@AlottaBoulchit Haha XD. Ah, it's nice to see a fellow member of the community in the comments! I'm on the asexual spectrum and don't want a sexual relationship, and I'm only just starting to find someone...it feels like finding a guy who I liked who would be genuinely happy and respectful of that would be a miracle. XD Though I know there must be guys out there who would. Thanks for wishing everyone well!
@@lauramays9296 HELLO FELLOW ACE ! 💜💜💜💜💜 It does seem like a daunting task wanting to find someone who's ok with a lack or absence of sex. I do believe there's Ace dating services now for finding platonic life partners though! :DD 💜💜💜
This is literaLLy my life. I stopped dating apps for good. I AM DONE, BRO! I worked so hard to be upfront about not being there for hookups and wanted a decent guy and nothing fancy but they were either really good looking but want to just have sex or they were 'meh' looking and depressed with no job. Or they were all after my butt and body which I learned not to post if I wanted a decent man. Anyway, this vid was so relatable and hilarious, especially with the short med student guy 😂
Please don't take God's name in vain ❤ his name is true and is loving and holy, please don't take his name in vain🙏🏼 never mock him for if you do it's never good 📖🕊Galatians 6: Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. God's name is saving grace it's not ever to be mocked or stumped on! God loves you an wants to save you, we can't save ourselves because Sin has affected our souls , and sin has affected everything! We are all sinners, born with a nature that wants only to please itself. The sinful desires within us vary from person to person, but the root is the same (Romans 3:11). God is loving and forgiving yes but he's also just and holy and righteous. Sin is punishable by death and you can't go to Heaven if you stay in sin and choose sin over God Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. Lying, Murder, Scorners, Fornications, Thieving, enviors, witchcraft, Homosexuality, Adultery is with those sins as well, and When we realize how broken we are and that we cannot have fellowship with a holy God in such a deplorable condition, we gratefully accept the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross for us (2 Corinthians 5:21). He paid the price that we owed to God for our treason against our Creator. He also paid the penalty for the sin of homosexuality, just as He did for pride, rape, adultery, and theft. Those sins, and a thousand more, are what keep us from God and sentence us to an eternity without Him. We cannot continue to define ourselves by the very sins that crucified Jesus, while also assuming that we are right with God. First Corinthians 6:9-10 lists many of the sins that the Corinthians once practiced (homosexuality is on the list). But verse 11 reminds them, “That is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.” In other words, some of the Corinthians, before they were saved, used to live gay lifestyles; but no sin is too great for the cleansing power of Jesus. Once cleansed, we are no longer defined by sin.Homosexual behavior won’t damn a person any more quickly than pride or greed or adultery. Without Christ, we are lost, whether gay, straight, or asexual. But, when we surrender our lives to the lordship of Jesus, He gives us a new nature (2 Corinthians 5:17). He destroys the power that sin once held over us (Romans 6:1-7). The old nature that once dictated our actions has been conquered in a born-again child of God (John 3:3). Temptation still rages. Weaknesses still torment. But the power of the Holy Spirit helps us to resist Satan and overcome the sins that once held us captive (Colossians 2:14; James 4:7). We can choose new life in Jesus or the old life of sin. But we cannot have both (Matthew 6:24). God offers forgiveness to anyone and everyone who will repent and believe and trust in Jesus Christ for salvation. This includes those involved in any sin. Once salvation through Christ is received, God will begin the process of destroying the acts of the flesh (Galatians 5:19-21) and developing the fruit of the Spirit (Galatians 5:22-23). Sometimes God removes our desire for a particular sin and other times He gives us strength to resist temptation. The process of transformation takes a lifetime. When we fail, God is faithful to forgive and cleanse (1 John 1:9). He is also faithful to complete His work in us (Philippians 1:6). The promise of a "new creation" is available to anyone who will trust in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17).
Hinge: “I love that you are forward and said you’re looking for a potential relationship! Btw I’m not sure what I’m looking for just seeing where things go.”
I love the guy that unmatches you after you start having a decent or good conversation. You start getting to know each other and then they’re gone. Or the guy who have a great banter or conversation with that you never hear from again. Why? Why even waste my time if you had no interest in actually meeting.
@niyaz ahamed I agree, I'm only 5' 1" but the exaggeration was the funny part. As long as you're above 5' 3" that's good for me. Everyone woman has their own thoughts on this though
"YOURE HOT!!!" Or my favorite...."did you know you have a brown spot in your right eye? That's so pretty/unique/interesting/whatever generic compliment they're currently using in chicks...." and no. I didnt. I put my makeup on in the dark. Hanging upside down. In a cave. Like a bat. I have never seen my own face. But hey thanks for the heads up. Then he is like "YOURE HOT!!!" "HEY ITS ME! FROM TINDER!" I've never had a tinder but I still just know that's what it's like.
Omg! I thought I was the only person with a brown spot on my right eye! Little kids tell me I have a bug in my eye. Women think it's eye liner. So annoying, my eye doctor says,"You have such pretty eyes, you should have that removed". No! I like my stupid spot!😆
@@Waiting4Him111 lol my eye dr says I have pretty eyes too. And on top of that he explained to me in detail why the spots sometimes happen. Without me asking. It got awkward. I already knew. My 10th grade biology teacher explained it. Heterochromia. Thanks mr. Loatz lol. I like my spot too. 🙃
@@Waiting4Him111 its basically the same thing. Just a bigger word that makes you sound smart for that moment lol. They just spared you the nerdy word. I'm a nerd and looked up on my own. I even watched a video on it. Exciting I know. It was a nice break in the metal videos.
This usually happens when a guy responds in a way that makes it sound they're not interested. So ladies will typically not even respond since they figured you thought they were weird or something of that sorts.
If a guy just answers the question that was asked without keeping the conversation going with another question (interest in her) then she's probably not going to respond again. I've now been on three dates consecutively where for over two hours I asked him questions and not a single question was asked of me. I don't know what has happened to the art of conversation, but it's exhausting.
You up???
Trey Kennedy looks like! 👋🏾
Yup
Trey Kennedy freaking hilarious !!!!!
Hope you’re having a good day so far 💖
I wasNt FIRST
You forgot the scammer guy who lives overseas temporarily and is an army engineer. But he wants to be with you for life after talking with you for two seconds.
Maizy since Starling sounds like POF
Weirdly enough, this works on my mother-in-law all the time. 🤦🏼♀️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg! Tagged guys!
Yup that's happened to me many times
This is pretty accurate except he forgot the married guy and the guy that insults you because you didn't immediately reply to their message.
A lot of guys also insult me who I'm not ready to meet right away that night.
Oof. Yeah. Nice guys.
or the one who randomly send a dick pic
"???"
r/niceguys
"i'm desperate"
still doesn't go back to the short guy lmaoo
Haha so true
Lmao
Cersei Lannister same
@Cersei Lannister I'm 5 6 bro I felt that it's a cruel world out here man
@@brandonouellette1536 5'6 isnt even short tho
I love how he throws on a scarf and a cardigan and I instantly accept he is Becca now hahaha
That’s how the transgender argument works.
@@Bella111 gnostic dualism is a real killer 👏🏼😘
@@Bella111 the mlp pic and “sNaRky” sparkle emojis really capture the average Twitter user
😆😆😭😭💯💯
@@cappylover192 Yup
The UA-cam comment section will not fail him in finding an online partner.
what that mouth do?
@@meris8486, best reply ever. I busted out laughing at that.
marry me lol 😹 this is so spot on
Meris 🤣 🤣
Rory Hinson damn
The one who doesn’t talk on Bumble killed me 😂
Yep. They are everywhere. Relatable af
@@aaroncadena4097 idk man the lesbians are usually pretty chatty
Every single time 😆
“What that mouth do??”
“Too late, shut up!”
🤣🤣🤣
Story of everyguys life
We need Part 2, Facebook dating, POF, Okcupid, Christian dating lol many many more 🤣🤣🤣
Lol yes! Man I met so many crazies on POF but I did get lucky and meet my husband back in 2012.
Rebekah Saili we know where you’re at lol
Facebook *dating*? Of course thats a thing.
yesss! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Robin G lol Where am I?
He forgot about the one with a couple in the profile looking for a third person! 😝
Ha. I'd forgotten there are those... so true
True, I don’t swipe right to those
Yep
omg this 😂
THIS 😂😂😂
He forgot the guy with his degrees and think he is so above everyone, that he have a long list of requests to qualify dating him like a job.
😂 this is accurate.
just like all the women on these things
That is harsh. Why require a job? Gold diggers would generally be fairly loyal, especially if they don’t have much personality.
@@KristiLEvans1 the goods, can always spot a gold digger.
@@H.JudahMack agreed. But for longevity a shy or very reserved gold digger is probably the best option for a shallow dude.
Don’t forget the one that pretends to be a nice guy then says 1 month in says “i’M NoT lOoKinG fOR AnYthInG seRioUs rIGht NoW”
Moongaze101 been there
They're the worst😒
Omg yessssss
Omg yes!!!! Hahaha had that happen to me with a guy from tinder. After we met in person that was his exact line.
Some people are just not looking for anything serious, especially after a relationship.
It's important to have some single time after a breakup before jumping into anything serious
Every person on tinder, ever:
“I’m just here because I was curious haha”
I swear to god is so hard to start a normal conversation these days. What do you want us to say? "I'm just here because i have a shit tons of money and i don't know where to spend it haha" See that got your attention
@Maya Hampton true hahaha
Oh haven’t you heard the new one “quarantine brought me here“
"every girl"
@@user-ho3fz3pt5j literally everyone on tinder.
This is exactly what its like being a straight woman on dating apps. And why does everyone enjoy "hiking"?,
Nita Kerns lmao and catching fish
😂 no body hikes
they want you to know that they know where to hide bodies
And going to the gym lol
@@june8898 facts 😭😭😭
I’m a med student and the funniest thing about this is the idea that a med student has time for dating
You love Tom Hiddleston, too!?
Med students have plenty of time for dating and partying unless they are not that smart and poor at time management.
@@765lbsquat I agree lol it didn't consume my life.
Well you had time to watch this video ;)
@@linearmemories It consumed mine. Everyone’s situation is different. Too many factors to consider.
"6'2 I guess it matters lol, love traveling, hiking, dog dad"
I always wonder...Who does it matter to?
@@TheKellendras I'm a tall woman 6' I am attracted to men taller than me. My husband is 6'5 and he makes me feel small and safe. I like that, some tall girls like short guys. It's all in preference and what you are attracted to.
Dog dad is the funny part it ain't even his dog 🤣
SCREAMING!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This but times a thousand 😂😂😂😂😂
The most awkward moment is when you find people from high school who are also on the site😬
Jillian Elise - Or your ex-husband.
@niyaz ahamed NO! haha i swipe left as soon as I see a profile i recognize lmao
@niyaz ahamed no: (
Haha...someone found me (back when I was 21) & I was using a fake name too. 🤦♀️😭 😆
hahhaaaaaa yas or the one you already know
You forgot the Indian guy writing me poems and promising me all his assets
Yup
Why won't white boys do that to us Indian chicks mhmh 😭
Yup. Those SOBS be ruining it for every GENUINE Indian guy out there.
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
@@hellojelen2598 lol which ever will it be?
The Bumble guy just staring and not responding is so freaking accurate 😂
Jesus im shy but im engaging on dates then cut to the guy and crickets???
Yep.
no one ever replies on bumble it's such a scam
Mary V guys are used to women not replying to their openers on other sites so it’s almost like they only use Bumble because they want to punish all of the women who didn’t respond lmao 😂
I used bumble. I cracked up at the mute guy. I swear the men just swiped all every possible profile as long as it has a photo so that they can get a match. And bumble is supposed to be more selective because its only allows females to start the convo but precisely because of this a lot of men decided to swipe on everyone just to get a match.
As someone who’s on and off of the dating apps for 3 years now, i have officially given up on men. 😂
this is so FKING ACCURATE
Sadly accurate
@Theone82 That's always how I've ended up in long-term serious relationships. In my experience i think the best way is to do something you enjoy like for example if you go to sci-fi events, conventions, book clubs, wine tasting, meditation, dance etc, or adult classes, and the events happen weekly or a couple times a week or even monthly/bi- monthly(Even can look into interests through social media) and you start seeing the same faces, get to know them in a no- pressure environment and then it feels more natural. I've met a BF in college, through friend of friends and in bands, etc. Of courses now everyone has to wait because of this isolation and quarantine 😱 but it's something to look into for whoever is still looking but doesn't want to force it.
PUHREACH
Boys are on apps. Men are at work and at home.
Yasmine Grant You are so damn social. HOW do you want me to be so social? Gurl you crazyyy?? 😳😳
This is an accurate representation of online dating. The nice one whose profile gets deleted is spot on.
That's because he was a scammer and got caught using somebody else's profile pic and has amassed over $1 million from different women......
It's like he looked into my eyes, pulled apart my soul and vomited my entire dating history onto a UA-cam video
Same here.
Same lol
You forgot the "just so you know I'm not looking for anything"" after the first "hi how are you"
Yes omg.
Jessica Howard Exactly 😂
This kind of guys are trash
This is when u know he's not the dick you're looking for
@@miamoi5063 🤣😂🤣😂
The 5'6 dude situation is too real. A moment of silence for our fellow short bro.
F
F
Come to Asia. That's like average.
Hang in there short dudes! It's not always like that:)
F
I like how she says she’s desperate after just rejecting a perfectly fine 5’6 guy smh
I always put in my bio that physical disabilities were fine, still didn't help. Height is not a physical disability mind, but it's the least of my concerns :)
@FireEmeralds76 I'm like 5'5" and all the guys I've liked so far are 5'6" lol
Ooooh please...Men are always talking about how they don't like fat women...Men are shallow too...in fact...more shallow...
When you see the same people on all the apps 😂 relatable
Small town problems
“Not to be weird or anything... i am like 5”6, 5”7 with shoes on” *slams door* 😂😂
Story of my life. Get rejected by girls all the time. I'm 5'8" and even girls like 5'2" will reject me.
@@connormitchell8048
Not every woman is an angel.
Girl- finds perfect guy
Guy- I’m under 6’
Girl- you owe me $100 for wasting my time!
@@connormitchell8048 Dang. Sorry, dude.
I’m 5”8 and my BF is 5”5 doesn’t bother me🤙
At this point I’m totally okay with being single for the rest of my life lol
Same
And glad I’m already married so I don’t have to go through this crap 😂
Being single is great. I love my wallet being full
Me to
Are you still single? :)
"Becca! its Josh, from tinder!"
"shut up! I'm done with y--"
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Not caring about height is the best non-preference ever. I'm 5 inches taller than my bf but it's never become an issue for either of us. His confidence and lack of insecurity in his height was a huge selling point. We both had jokes in our bio about our physical aspects that people may see as deal breakers (his height and my prosthetic leg).
I'm 5" taller than my husband, the only person who ever had a problem with it was our wedding photographer, who wanted me to bend my knees in every photo so I would look shorter. After like 2 photos I went "um, NO."
@@ChanaRo613 I'd be like hell no. If a photographer can't get people in a way that represents them, whats the point
@@ChanaRo613 that’s beautiful ❤️ I honestly don’t see why people make height such a big deal. Height doesn’t represent who you are as a person lol. I understand a preference but people are really out here making height a requirement smh
OMG! The personality that says "you and me" then makes the slapping sound with his hands killed me 😂
What about all the guys with shirtless gym pics or pics of them holding up a fish they caught?? They're the only two types on there it seems 😂😂😂
SheenaTalks I can’t stand the fish photos.
@@_mini_mantras me neither! I kinda hate the shirtless gym ones too tbh 😂
And chances are it's a fish pic from like 3 years prior 😂
true, true. the fish photos drives me nuts. 😂😂😂
You guys, don't forget the one where they're taking a selfie in the driver's seat of their car, with the seat belt still on.
How has this man accurately depicted our female dating struggles? 🤣
He’s also accurately shown that there is about 1 girl for every 15 guys, now imagine women being just as crazy as guys and you succesfully depicted a male’s struggles. 😅
@@kesogonzaga2671 agreed. now what?!? 😂
Yeah finding a decent guy is hard. All of the good ones are under 6' LMAO could you imagine
Or the.. "girl omg you live 20 miles away? Sorry I don't do long distance "
....usually happens In LA😂
@@VeenaMichelle YES, it's so sad but true 😔
*this users account has been deleted* I’m dead 💀
Chelsea Leann I laughed sooo hard cuz that situation literally happened before watching this vid!
Breck S seriously 😂 that is so ironic
Almost spit out my drink at that one.
Chelsea Leann How’d you write this comment then
This happened to me on Bumble. I saw his message asking me out on a date. I decided to reply to him after work. When I got back, his account was already deleted. It could be, he really deleted it or the other women mass reported him to be a creepy dude or scammer. I wouldn't know if I dodged a bullet.
Being married to a short man gives me an excuse *not* to wear heels and I love it (and him).
this
Being married isn't always easy but this reminds me what a struggle being single is
Preach! After more than 20 years in, I can't go back......ever.
I have to agree, I would never want to be single in this day and age. I said that to my so the other day, all just be alone and all have alot of cats to fill the void. Lol. I already have two.
I laughed SO hard!!! This is so accurate! I'm a girl and I'm not even using the apps that he mentioned but the dating app that I'm on is just like this to a T! It's crazy! You have the guy who sends you text wall after text wall after you've only said "Hi, how are you?", has everything planned to the wedding and tells you you're the one and he can't stop thinking about you. The next guy can't hold a two-word conversation even if you keep asking varied questions. And then you have the usual "Let's bang." interaction and people trying to bargain you into one night stands even if you've already made clear that you're Christian.
It ain't a lot of fun, I can tell you. I would gladly take the farmer though!
Great video! :D
Yes its also bad when you even have a couple that invites you to become a couple with them...Yes..it has happened!!😂
@@firedmotion SAME!
The farmer was ‘Cousin Earl’ though...🤔 🚫
It's not fun for guys either. Either she's annoyed by our detailed response, creeped out that we plan for the future, bored when we don't have much to say, or grossed out when we admit we want sex even though girls want it too just as much. Wait....... I'm the guy you were talking about. Shit! How do I delete a youtube profile?
Edit: I'm trying to use humor to pick you up right now. Is it working? Are you salivating at thoughts of my wang doodle yet? Can you just meet my parents and pretend to be my girlfriend so they won't think I'm gay?
@@-TheShaun- bro wtf?
I'm a 5'6" med student...
That’s hot
Is the video factual?
You'll get all the ladies/gents don't worry
My eyes saw "meth student". 😂
@@MsASJ yes
It’s exactly like this.
The one Bumble guy who didn’t respond....ya...I felt that 😖
I’m cry laughing! It’s so great to know that there is a man out there who recognises women’s online dating problem! Thank you! 🙏
Women dating struggles: Quantity over quality
Men dating struggles: almost zero Quantity and maybe quality who knows
@@hugejackedman7423 that's a much better way to put it.
FACTS
@@hugejackedman7423 there is definitely a preferred one
It is not the same in Russia. Normal guys get a lot of attention, and became very picky.
@@g.i.r.l. You misunderstand the OP comment. They're saying women on dating apps are faced with a ton of quantity and little quality, not that that's the preference
These sketches are so accurate, it's scary! Even in his white girl voice, they're SPOT ON!!! 🤣😂😂😂😭😭💀
and the white girl mandatory scarf
@MarvelDC girl 1255643 2354 he's surely acting as a white woman :) scarf or not.
the ghosting in conversations... _haunts_ me
Ghosting is the realest thing since The Hanseatic League
When I get ghosted I always say "this house is clean" haha!! Bye!
Ghosted...haunt. I see what you did there😏
But yeah, freaking same. 🙄
Cecilia Esmeralda that a good way of looking at it
Wait, I've watched this several times and just realized at the end he said "Hey! It's me! Cousin Earl!" 🤣🤣🤣😱💀
Omg I just realized that 😂
Being 31 and single... this is so accurate. It’s so frustrating lol.
Mom: Why don't you meet a nice guy with a dating app?
Me: *THIS*
There are plenty of nice guys on dating apps, but nobody wants to date them because they're 5'6" or under.
@AllisonHalley The struggle is real
@@benjaminfarias9169 I like guys that height.
@@amystarstimulusandcrypto4303 how u doin? 😉
@@benjaminfarias9169 😂
“Just trying to navigate this crazy app” LMAO if that isn’t me
just looking for a guy who will feed me 🌮 and call me pretty
Same
Hey
My new bio 👌
You up??
Until they do and then you get feelings, he ain’t about that commitment thing.
Bumble was so accurate. People on there are just passing the time .
I got so lucky... I didn’t even find my boyfriend on a dating app, we started talking cause we both got on the highest score board for an online game and we started talking.
That’s fking fantastic.
That's so cool. I met someone on a casino app lol 😂
And then you became a Star Wars character
Woah did you meet online?
I thought I was lucky like that once. I met a guy playing World of Warcraft. He lived outta state, moved to MY state to further our relationship and revealed himself to be a loser shortly after we got engaged a year or so later.
Thennnnn I met a guy at a card shop (I play Magic the Gathering) and he was amazing - but he had his heart set on moving to Japan. I dated him anyway for 8 months. Now he lives in Japan, we're best friends and we have been for about 6 years and talk almost everyday(despite the time difference), but still. We actually only ever should've been friends anyway, but I digress because
THENNNNN I met another guy at the card shop (went back to the proverbial well) and dated a guy for 4 1/2 years who decided he didn't want to get married after all. I broke up with him, gave myself some time to reflect and re-evaluate my life choices before going back out there and
t h e n COVID so that's where I'm at right now.
Gotta vent sometimes, ya know?
When he said, "What dat mouth do?!?!" I about lost it! 😂😂😂😂 dudes can be so rude & look at you crazy when you get mad.
Yes! What since does that make
I’ll tell you what my mouth does, come sit with me and I’ll tell you about Jesus. Do you know what He did? Do you know what Sin and Repent of Sin means?
I’ve given up on online dating 😂 I did it for a short season and it was not good for me lol. Now I’m just praying I find someone in a more traditional way 😬
legit, same.
Same here!! People met before the internet lol...we are all here afterall.
Ask a cute guy out in a coffee saying, also can i get ur number
Me too.
Literally same. 😅
Ooooh and "I'm a nice guy". Bro if you feel the need to tell me you're a nice guy, you're not a nice guy
yaaaaaaaas
Amen
The accuracy of this actually hurts 😂
This seriously needs a part 2
Met a good one on tinder, lasted a month, met a really good one on bumble, still in friendzone with that one
This is so true! Lol I’m 62 and men are still like this!
I’m shook at the accuracy. And also sad
I know i got the feels too on this
"just looking for a guy who will feed me tacos and call me pretty" ok wait i wasn't ready to be personally attacked like this
"Too late! Shut up!" 😂😂
Excuse me, I need to go tell my gf that I’m so grateful we’re in a committed relationship.
Just watching this video makes me really appreciate my husband!
I was on Bumble and all the guys want to do is text. They ask you out for drinks but never actually arrange a date, it's so weird. Why even be on a dating app if all you really want is to text.
They’re just bored at work passing the time they don’t actually want to meet. And/or they have a girlfriend/wife
@@TravelBug189 lol that’s accurate
Yes exactly lol
This video is about 87.3% hilarious, and 12.7% depressing. It's also 100% entertaining.
And true
"Coming back for seconds? ..." "UGH NO..." This hit me personally rofl... I've made this mistake a few times and it is sooo horrifying. ...like damn their cute, but nondescript face for fooling me again! ...Ugh remember THAT face ...STEER CLEAR BEECH! *smacks self* ..jeebuz.
On-lline dating reality:
Most are "one and done"
other's are meet up...kind of get along... text each other for a few days then saying "hey how's your day going?" until one of you ghosts the other
Rinse, lather, repeat
Lol omg I thought I was the only one going through this shit 😅
ugh, true. but why?
So true 😂😂😂
Sadly, too accurate.
So true
FOR ALL MY SHORT GUYS OUT THERE,
I LOVE YOU
I'm here for yOu
I hate having to physically look up at Skyscraper Men
If we're eye level, you the one
Spread that love
This is the best and most accurate thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam.
Him: “I’m 5’6.. 5’7 with shoes on.” *is midget*
Me: but.... but I’m 5’2....
Portable
I feel you im also 5’2 😩
Perks of being a really short girl is most of the time the guys are taller even the ones that seem short
@Firdaus • True lol
So u have the height of a toddler?😂
The 5'6", 5'7" comment hurt lol
Well, girls are notorious stuck up about a man's height. Too bad, because they're missing out on meeting a possible partner.
@@chellejack3480 Because men aren't shallow or stuck up about anything.
My husband is an inch and a half shorter than me. Going on 14 years of marriage.
@@chocolatecuban Did I say that? I never mentioned men at all. You did. I guess you thought I should mention the flaws of both sexes in a youtube comment section.
As a woman I didn’t know that was a thing. I got into it with a friend because she couldn’t believe that I would date a man shorter than me. Like if you love someone how can that matter?
This is sooooo accurate! I have a 28 year old daughter who has the most hilarious (yet sad) stories about dating these days. She could literally write a book & this video was pretty much on point.
She's taught me some new terms too.....Ghosting & Zombied. What has dating come to?!
Go ahead feel sorry for me. I'm to begin dating again after 12 years of no action, and I'm a 60 year old female.
@@sewcrazy9433 oh boy! Well hopefully the men you date will have the same thoughts on the current dating scene & what NOT to do. Best of luck to you!
@@justj69 Thanks a bunch. May you and your daughter have love eternal.
It came to men feeling high on anonimity. They wouldn't act like that with a friend of a friend or a coworker, but they can't date IRL anymore, they can only be rude and pushy with thousands of women until they stumble upon a lady who somewhat accepts it
@@potmki6601 I would hope no woman with any self respect would accept it. It's really unfortunate that young people seem to lack social skills due to the internet. The real world is not what's online
Lol that was a perfect representation of how that goes lol. Shoot I just decided to let Jesus bring me my husband 😂
I'm going to just marry Jesus at this point!
This is brilliant 😂🤣 Please do one from the guy’s side.
I’ve heard there’s tons of flower crown pics, “love hiking,” and too many filter pics
Generalized Guy Online dating profile:
*Insert the office meme*
*Insert height*
*Insert emoji*
*Insert multiple group pics of similar people with no telling of who is who*
The group pics drive me crazy, I ain’t swiping when idk which one you are
the group pics are frustrating me
Some people would have a group photo as their drivers license picture if they could 😂🤣
@@heatherwaite445 YES SAME
@@debreescaemanuelle1843 they are so annoying
Single guy that has been to Thailand.....RED FLAG!!! Does not matter why you went I will never believe you went on a “mission”...
May I ask why? Is it because tourists go there to exploit the rampant child prostitution or am I being too nihilistic?
nod my head yes, that would be my reasoning.
It’s weird seeing Trey flirt with himself for 5 minutes. 😳
It's so understood in my mind that the scarf is woman time that it didn't even cross my mind
@@bufficliff8978 I genuinely saw them all as different people 😂
“You’re honestly super pretty”
Positive self talk
Just when I was thinking of giving online dating another try I am reminded of all the reasons not to!! 🤣😂🤣😂
I've been in a relationship for 9 years. I can't even imagine being single right now and exploring the dating world.
"WHAT DAT MOUTH DO?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YUCK !!!!
Man, I couldn't even imagine dating today! This is just too much for me. If I ever get a divorce, I'm just going to stay single!
It fucking sucks
Stuff like this makes me glad I'm an "aromantic asexual." I'll never have to deal with modern dating. 😂 Good luck vibes to all the folks out there looking for lasting love!
@@AlottaBoulchit Haha XD. Ah, it's nice to see a fellow member of the community in the comments! I'm on the asexual spectrum and don't want a sexual relationship, and I'm only just starting to find someone...it feels like finding a guy who I liked who would be genuinely happy and respectful of that would be a miracle. XD Though I know there must be guys out there who would. Thanks for wishing everyone well!
@@lauramays9296 HELLO FELLOW ACE ! 💜💜💜💜💜 It does seem like a daunting task wanting to find someone who's ok with a lack or absence of sex. I do believe there's Ace dating services now for finding platonic life partners though! :DD 💜💜💜
You and me both.
Short guy: PhD at 25, owns a home, adopts 3 rescue dogs, love family and travel and is super funny
Girl: ugh
Tall guy: I like beer
Girls: 😍
Same for guys but with hourglass figure :)
6'6" here. Pretty much
Not even. If I could find a PhD guy with all his shit together I'm all in
So true.
I'd take the shortie. :)
This is literaLLy my life. I stopped dating apps for good. I AM DONE, BRO! I worked so hard to be upfront about not being there for hookups and wanted a decent guy and nothing fancy but they were either really good looking but want to just have sex or they were 'meh' looking and depressed with no job. Or they were all after my butt and body which I learned not to post if I wanted a decent man. Anyway, this vid was so relatable and hilarious, especially with the short med student guy 😂
These have been some of my exact experiences with online dating. I deleted my profiles and apps and am convinced that I'll be alone forever
Something tells me Trey went undercover as Becca 😂😂
I literally just spit out my soup from laughing so damn hard!!! 😂😂😂 The accuracy is 100% on point
Okay, but Trey in suit is *goddamn DaDdY*
Aight, Imma head out.
AGREED. DAT SUIT DOH.
Um
& btw he is MARRIED! Haha
@@crappyaccount Right? Haha
Please don't take God's name in vain ❤ his name is true and is loving and holy, please don't take his name in vain🙏🏼 never mock him for if you do it's never good 📖🕊Galatians 6: Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. God's name is saving grace it's not ever to be mocked or stumped on! God loves you an wants to save you, we can't save ourselves because Sin has affected our souls , and sin has affected everything! We are all sinners, born with a nature that wants only to please itself. The sinful desires within us vary from person to person, but the root is the same (Romans 3:11). God is loving and forgiving yes but he's also just and holy and righteous. Sin is punishable by death and you can't go to Heaven if you stay in sin and choose sin over God
Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. Lying, Murder, Scorners, Fornications, Thieving, enviors, witchcraft, Homosexuality, Adultery is with those sins as well, and When we realize how broken we are and that we cannot have fellowship with a holy God in such a deplorable condition, we gratefully accept the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross for us (2 Corinthians 5:21). He paid the price that we owed to God for our treason against our Creator. He also paid the penalty for the sin of homosexuality, just as He did for pride, rape, adultery, and theft. Those sins, and a thousand more, are what keep us from God and sentence us to an eternity without Him. We cannot continue to define ourselves by the very sins that crucified Jesus, while also assuming that we are right with God. First Corinthians 6:9-10 lists many of the sins that the Corinthians once practiced (homosexuality is on the list). But verse 11 reminds them, “That is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.” In other words, some of the Corinthians, before they were saved, used to live gay lifestyles; but no sin is too great for the cleansing power of Jesus. Once cleansed, we are no longer defined by sin.Homosexual behavior won’t damn a person any more quickly than pride or greed or adultery. Without Christ, we are lost, whether gay, straight, or asexual. But, when we surrender our lives to the lordship of Jesus, He gives us a new nature (2 Corinthians 5:17). He destroys the power that sin once held over us (Romans 6:1-7). The old nature that once dictated our actions has been conquered in a born-again child of God (John 3:3). Temptation still rages. Weaknesses still torment. But the power of the Holy Spirit helps us to resist Satan and overcome the sins that once held us captive (Colossians 2:14; James 4:7). We can choose new life in Jesus or the old life of sin. But we cannot have both (Matthew 6:24). God offers forgiveness to anyone and everyone who will repent and believe and trust in Jesus Christ for salvation. This includes those involved in any sin. Once salvation through Christ is received, God will begin the process of destroying the acts of the flesh (Galatians 5:19-21) and developing the fruit of the Spirit (Galatians 5:22-23). Sometimes God removes our desire for a particular sin and other times He gives us strength to resist temptation. The process of transformation takes a lifetime. When we fail, God is faithful to forgive and cleanse (1 John 1:9). He is also faithful to complete His work in us (Philippians 1:6). The promise of a "new creation" is available to anyone who will trust in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17).
Hinge: “I love that you are forward and said you’re looking for a potential relationship! Btw I’m not sure what I’m looking for just seeing where things go.”
I love the guy that unmatches you after you start having a decent or good conversation. You start getting to know each other and then they’re gone. Or the guy who have a great banter or conversation with that you never hear from again. Why?
Why even waste my time if you had no interest in actually meeting.
"It probably doesnt matter but" 2:26 😂
@niyaz ahamed I agree, I'm only 5' 1" but the exaggeration was the funny part. As long as you're above 5' 3" that's good for me. Everyone woman has their own thoughts on this though
"YOURE HOT!!!" Or my favorite...."did you know you have a brown spot in your right eye? That's so pretty/unique/interesting/whatever generic compliment they're currently using in chicks...." and no. I didnt. I put my makeup on in the dark. Hanging upside down. In a cave. Like a bat. I have never seen my own face. But hey thanks for the heads up. Then he is like "YOURE HOT!!!" "HEY ITS ME! FROM TINDER!" I've never had a tinder but I still just know that's what it's like.
Omg! I thought I was the only person with a brown spot on my right eye! Little kids tell me I have a bug in my eye. Women think it's eye liner. So annoying, my eye doctor says,"You have such pretty eyes, you should have that removed". No! I like my stupid spot!😆
@@Waiting4Him111 lol my eye dr says I have pretty eyes too. And on top of that he explained to me in detail why the spots sometimes happen. Without me asking. It got awkward. I already knew. My 10th grade biology teacher explained it. Heterochromia. Thanks mr. Loatz lol. I like my spot too. 🙃
@@christinevanderheiden3151 You got a better explanation then I did. I was told it's a freckle.😐
@@Waiting4Him111 its basically the same thing. Just a bigger word that makes you sound smart for that moment lol. They just spared you the nerdy word. I'm a nerd and looked up on my own. I even watched a video on it. Exciting I know. It was a nice break in the metal videos.
This is all too real 😂
“WHAT DAT MOUF DO?! 🗣” 😂🤣😂 too funny!!!
"Too late..shut up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Just work LMAO” is the best
Every time I watch a Trey Kennedy video I repeatedly say “accurate” “accurate” “omg so true” “yep”
Plenty of Fish would've been too vulgar for him to do. 😂😂😂
Christina Scroggins pof is insane
POF was the worst
😂😂😂 I’ll take Mr. 5’6”, 5’7” with shoes!!! I’m only 5’4.
The hard work that goes into the editing is awesome 👏
I've watched a few of your videos....this one made me subscribe. You're hilarious and so accurate 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
On the dude's side.
Girl: sends message on Bumble
Guy: Responds
Girl: (permanent silence)
Joshua Walters Maybe you waited too long to respond, she’s taken
This usually happens when a guy responds in a way that makes it sound they're not interested. So ladies will typically not even respond since they figured you thought they were weird or something of that sorts.
Rebecca Garner Not me. Responded literally within 2 minutes and nothing.
If a guy just answers the question that was asked without keeping the conversation going with another question (interest in her) then she's probably not going to respond again. I've now been on three dates consecutively where for over two hours I asked him questions and not a single question was asked of me. I don't know what has happened to the art of conversation, but it's exhausting.
This was me as well on bumble that’s why I deleted the next day it’s far the worst dating app along with tinder with me sad but true
When Becca said she was done and desperate, I had wondered if she was going to try ChristianMingle, lol.
LOVE HIS SKITS
Part 2 please! Keep the dating sites personalities coming! There are so many more! Hilarious!
omg, your videos are amazing bruh. You bring back the 2010-2014 style videos, but make them 2020. I love this, dont ever stop posting.