You need a part two: the person who sends everything back, the food snob; the vegan/vegetarian gluten free lactose free customer. The waitress who completely ignores you and runs the other way when you try to catch her eye for something you need (like a fork)...The snobby waiter who practically seats you in the kitchen because you aren't dressed properly or have children in tow... Sorry, I eat out alot.
I have to say I am so glad I don't wait tables anymore in this climate because if we had that vegan lactose free vegetarian gluten-free snob back when I was working I would have quit on the spot
Jake’s hair during the cheese bit *chef’s kiss*. My hubs was crying, mostly because he has a receding hairline, but also, because it was really funny. Good job guys.
I kept waiting for the waiter that doesn’t write anything down. I start to get nervous by the time we get to the third person. You can always tell which ones are new at this because they stare at you really intensely and I swear I can see them repeating it in their head. 😂
We had “the bad waiter” and the “overwhelmed waiter”-young guy and at the end of our meal we left the biggest tip ever. He started to take our order-huge pause-and then started over: “Oh, I am Adam and will be your waiter.” It was my husband and myself, but he asked if it would be one check. When we looked surprised, he said, “Oh, didmI already ask you that!?” Poor guy…so flustered…
I'm not gonna lie. I love stand up waiters like Brad. His lines killed me. "Scotch and water, hold the scotch." 😂 Self admittedly, I'm the talker mom. Sorry, not sorry.
We love how sweet y’all are! It’s not that we want to run away from conversation or that we’re annoyed by it. We’re mostly just worried about the other 5 tables we’re serving getting angry because they think we’re standing there talking to you. They can get really rude about it. Although sometimes it’s a nice respite as well. It’s really more risk management than anything.
As a former waitress, I have seen every one of these customers but there is more...yall should do a part 2 featuring the demanding customers that snap their fingers at you, the cheapskate customer that makes their own lemonade at the table with water, sugar and lemons, the couple that is mad at each other making serving them super awkward, the customers that ignore their waiter, the customer that flirts with the waitress and vice versa the waiter that flirts with customers! 🙄🙄
All of this made me laugh but something about the birthday song when the “staff” pops up outta nowhere all happy and clappy had me on the floor! 😂😂 And .. “instead of the meat can I do chicken?”!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😆
My husband's name is Enrique, and everyone Boomer and older has had difficulty pronouncing it EXACTLY like that! I felt so special having half my family featured!!! 🤣
@@pri_shay_dior my son has a Hispanic name from my husband’s side and I can’t tell you how many people try to come up with weird, whiter nicknames because they don’t want to learn how to say it right. 🤦🏼♀️
@@rachele3334 Yeah, it's frustrating when people don't want to take the time to learn. I do let people know that if they forget that my name isn't pronounced how it's spelled, I'm patient enough to remind them until they get it. I can tell the difference. But my mom gives nicknames because she's honestly horrible at remembering names. She needs a name that she can associate with something or someone familiar.
As a former server I’m telling you the funniest thing on earth is hearing southern people “attempt” to pronounce any food from another country on the menu 🤣🤣
I showed this to my husband because hes's the classic complicated orderer. Every. Single. Time. Fire shoots out of my eyes across the table from him. He sees no problem with it. (Sigh)
Saw Trey and Jake along with Lucas this past Thursday in San Diego. It was a BLAST. We laughed the entire show. Thanks for the memories for our anniversary. 😁
As an ex waitress at a golf club in Scotland , set the scene, I got asked for a tuna mayo with no mayo. I said ok so just dry tuna? She said no, and as a go between her and the Chef, I had a cry that day
she wanted tuna mayo without an extra layer of mayo spread on the bread but said it in such a backwards, non cooperative way it took 3 of us to get what she meant
I have food intolerances, so I'm the complicated order, but I am SUPER nice to the wait staff, knowing its more work to keep track of my issues. Its so hard to trust restaurants to not give me something that will make me sick
Almost choked ON a POPTART for the "tell me when" parm part. My 5 year old loved to "stand up waiter" when he said "no" to a side of ranch. Ya'll make life so much better.
The overwhelmed waiter...lol...omg... 😆🤷🏾♀️✌🏾👀😆 Brad telling waiter to grate faster...Jake grating his lil' heart out 😆. Literally the whole vid is funny and delightful 💯👏🏾🤗
Oh my we were DYING and had to pause it after the cheese segment! And the way you zoomed in on his face and the he said faster! And the hair.. He got his whole body into that grate!!!😂😂😂
Omg the mom who talks to the waiter too much IS my mom. 🤣 After she hears their life story (and/or tells them hers), she always asks “how can we pray for you?”
"Brad still has a real job." 🤣 Liking all your videos before I even watch them for the algorithm! And I love being subscribed and seeing when you upload - would highly recommend to everyone! :)
My dad tries to speak Spanish to the waiter, but they get so confused because they don’t understand his accent, but they understand English perfectly fine. 😂
@@arieluv615 No big deal to take advantage of a discount but in my experience as a server, most folks who are looking for a deal are often times really bad tippers on top of it. Good on you for trying to still tip well. The other annoyance of mine is that, depending on how much of a deal the customer receives, it can definitely result in a lower tip in the end since most often tips are calculated on a percentage of the overall total. This isn't always a big deal for me but when I've already provided a deal or other discount only to receive a 10% or less tip, I'm a bit irked.
You should do one on how different parents deal with tantrums. I use to just tell my son "let me know when you done"and just stand there watching him scream and cry. He then eventually just stopped to my lack of reaction. Sometimes it took a few minutes and I would just stand there wait for him to finish his melt dowm. The reaction of everyone around was priceless. (but he did it about twice and never again) 😂
Omfgggggg I remember the sombrero’s at Chevy’s & bawling my eyes out for my 6th bday bc the yelling & singing scared me when they snuck up on you like that….& the tortilla dough to fuck around w/ while waiting for some fire quesadillas
Definitely need one with more of the different types of customers! I don’t serve anymore but cringe when I’m out and none of my friends know which plate is theirs when the food comes out! How do you not know what you ordered?
We have the Dad who still can’t understand the various dishes at Mexican restaurants- every time is like the first time. “What thing so I like again ?” He always gets it about margaritas though ! You guys are hilarious ! Love the Parmesan !
“Yes I would like the *specific menu item* except I don’t want anything that actually comes on it and I would like a lamb burger instead of beef. And I could I get that on a gluten free bun? And a side of fries, no seasoning, extra crispy”.
“He’s a big boy!”
I snort laughed when he said that!
😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭
That was so friggin funnyyyy
I loveeee when brad speaks “Spanish”!!!!!!
You need a part two: the person who sends everything back, the food snob; the vegan/vegetarian gluten free lactose free customer. The waitress who completely ignores you and runs the other way when you try to catch her eye for something you need (like a fork)...The snobby waiter who practically seats you in the kitchen because you aren't dressed properly or have children in tow...
Sorry, I eat out alot.
Yes!!!
I've been a server for 20 years and it'd be awesome to see them as bartenders!!
why do i have a friend for each description here LMAO I HATE GOING OUT WITH THEM
I have to say I am so glad I don't wait tables anymore in this climate because if we had that vegan lactose free vegetarian gluten-free snob back when I was working I would have quit on the spot
And there’s the waiter who comes by every 10 seconds to see if everything is good…every bite lol
@@JeremiahPaulM omg! 🤦♀️ yes!
Jake’s hair flopping so hard while grating the cheese had me DYING 😂😂😂
“We are gonna need more Parmesan over here!!”
That was a lot of cheese. ❤I didn't know people served grated cheese. Usually it is 🎉pepper out of pepper mill.
@@jocelyneke6445 ever been to Olive garden?
@@racheljones8935 yes. I love the Olive Garden
@@jocelyneke6445 that's the main place I've been where they offer grated parmesan cheese.
The “tell me when” had me laughing out loud. LOVED this!!!
I never want the cheese to end! 😅
I chocked on my own tongue from laughter 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
haha, this was hilarious!!
“And Brad still has a real job, so we’re trying to get him out of it.” 😂😂😂
Brad we like you 👍🏼
Jake’s hair during the cheese bit *chef’s kiss*. My hubs was crying, mostly because he has a receding hairline, but also, because it was really funny. Good job guys.
“We’re not allowed to do sombreros anymore” followed by the Indiana Jones brunch hat had me rolling 🤣
Having worked in a restaurant before, I cannot tell you how accurate this is. Give these guys 100k subs already!
Same here. It was starting to give me flashbacks.
Done! 😄
@@ZizzyyzzCheers! 👍🍻
The mom who talks to the waiter is so relatable😂
“I need more Parmesan table 6 STAT-he’s a big boy!” 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brad's real job is as a waiter at Chili's...that was way too natural to be made up! hahahah
Much love to you guys from Nova Scotia!
I'm subscribed
He did seem like a real waiter
“I’m not a big horse fan”🤣🤣🤣
I kept waiting for the waiter that doesn’t write anything down. I start to get nervous by the time we get to the third person. You can always tell which ones are new at this because they stare at you really intensely and I swear I can see them repeating it in their head. 😂
I couldn’t stop laughing when Jake was grating the cheese on Brad’s plate!!! Hilarious!!! 😂😂
Complicated order, "remove salt from the mayonnaise",😂😂😂😂.
We had “the bad waiter” and the “overwhelmed waiter”-young guy and at the end of our meal we left the biggest tip ever.
He started to take our order-huge pause-and then started over: “Oh, I am Adam and will be your waiter.”
It was my husband and myself, but he asked if it would be one check. When we looked surprised, he said, “Oh, didmI already ask you that!?” Poor guy…so flustered…
I only remember and identify with the overwhelmed waiter
The dad tax is so real.
"FASTER!!!"😂-
and...Jake's hair was perfectly played 😅 while grating the cheese.
I'm not gonna lie. I love stand up waiters like Brad. His lines killed me. "Scotch and water, hold the scotch." 😂
Self admittedly, I'm the talker mom. Sorry, not sorry.
Same Violet! Thought I was being really nice until I saw some things like this. Apparently they don't want us chatting em up.
I am 100% the stand up waiter🥲
as a waiter, i love the talker moms so thank you 🙏🏽
We love how sweet y’all are! It’s not that we want to run away from conversation or that we’re annoyed by it. We’re mostly just worried about the other 5 tables we’re serving getting angry because they think we’re standing there talking to you. They can get really rude about it. Although sometimes it’s a nice respite as well. It’s really more risk management than anything.
You should be sorry.
I don't know why you guys aren't growing faster! Your stuff is hilarious!
“What’s the pollo? I don’t know if I care too much about that. I’m not a big horse fan” 🤣🤣
I've never been a waiter, but I relate so hard to the overwhelmed waiter 😅😂
Y’all better subscribe! Brad needs to be free to be funny full-time!
As a former waitress, I have seen every one of these customers but there is more...yall should do a part 2 featuring the demanding customers that snap their fingers at you, the cheapskate customer that makes their own lemonade at the table with water, sugar and lemons, the couple that is mad at each other making serving them super awkward, the customers that ignore their waiter, the customer that flirts with the waitress and vice versa the waiter that flirts with customers! 🙄🙄
How about 'I had salmon here LAST week!' Um no, went NEVER had salmon on the menu. Ever.
How have these guys not passed 100k let alone 250k subs.
Keep going boys.. it will come and then snowball big time.
Seriously
All of this made me laugh but something about the birthday song when the “staff” pops up outta nowhere all happy and clappy had me on the floor! 😂😂
And .. “instead of the meat can I do chicken?”!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😆
My husband's name is Enrique, and everyone Boomer and older has had difficulty pronouncing it EXACTLY like that!
I felt so special having half my family featured!!! 🤣
My mom would have just asked to call him Ricky. 😂
Rico!
@@pri_shay_dior my son has a Hispanic name from my husband’s side and I can’t tell you how many people try to come up with weird, whiter nicknames because they don’t want to learn how to say it right. 🤦🏼♀️
@@rachele3334 Yeah, it's frustrating when people don't want to take the time to learn. I do let people know that if they forget that my name isn't pronounced how it's spelled, I'm patient enough to remind them until they get it. I can tell the difference. But my mom gives nicknames because she's honestly horrible at remembering names. She needs a name that she can associate with something or someone familiar.
ma'am i think you mean inricky you silly goose
“I NEED SOME MORE PARMESAN TABLE 6 STATT” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brad was AWESOME in this video! You guys made me lol at least four times. Thank you!
I loved him too, but I do love a stand up waiter. They make the experience more fun.
The Sombrero mention has me crying 🤣
legend has it he is still grating brad’s cheese to this day
Lol! Best comment ever!! I just pictured both of them in a giant pile of cheese! 😂😂😂
The whole tell me when part had me actually laughing out loud... he got so into it
"No. That's 45 million dollars" 🤣🤣
As a former server I’m telling you the funniest thing on earth is hearing southern people “attempt” to pronounce any food from another country on the menu 🤣🤣
I showed this to my husband because hes's the classic complicated orderer. Every. Single. Time. Fire shoots out of my eyes across the table from him. He sees no problem with it. (Sigh)
These guys are way too nice. Your husband needs a Drew Talbert lesson on being a complicated customer. 😆
Just tip extra, the server won't hate you
My husband too, it’s so annoying!!! Lol
I'm with him, sorry, but my fam is on your side!
The stand up waiter's laugh is just amazing LMAO
This low-key gave me anxiety flashbacks of waitressing.
Yeah this is one of my favorite comedy groups on UA-cam. These guys are brilliant.
Saw Trey and Jake along with Lucas this past Thursday in San Diego. It was a BLAST. We laughed the entire show. Thanks for the memories for our anniversary. 😁
I worked in hospitality for over 15 years. This. Is. Bang. On. Give them an Oscar 👏
2:16 Brad jumping like a little girl is gonna be the death of me😂😂😂
"Can you take the salt out of the mayo?"😂😂
As an ex waitress at a golf club in Scotland , set the scene, I got asked for a tuna mayo with no mayo. I said ok so just dry tuna? She said no, and as a go between her and the Chef, I had a cry that day
What did she end up getting? Just plain tuna?
I know it's been a while but I'm still dieing to know...what the hell was she served to eat?!
she wanted tuna mayo without an extra layer of mayo spread on the bread but said it in such a backwards, non cooperative way it took 3 of us to get what she meant
OVERWHELMED WAITER IS ME ALL THE TIME
The thing is the mom who talks too much is usually a really nice person
I have food intolerances, so I'm the complicated order, but I am SUPER nice to the wait staff, knowing its more work to keep track of my issues. Its so hard to trust restaurants to not give me something that will make me sick
That is definitely tough, especially if the order goes through more than one station and the message doesn't get relayed. 😬
The Birthday Singers! I lost it!!
"you were in gifted classes" I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE ATTACKED LIKE THIS
Jakes cheese grating 😂😂
The narcissisric mom who thinks her attention makes the waiter's day 🤣😆😂😁
Almost choked ON a POPTART for the "tell me when" parm part.
My 5 year old loved to "stand up waiter" when he said "no" to a side of ranch.
Ya'll make life so much better.
“This is a popin Applebee’s” I almost fell out of my seat lol
I don’t get it
The overwhelmed waiter...lol...omg...
😆🤷🏾♀️✌🏾👀😆
Brad telling waiter to grate faster...Jake grating his lil' heart out 😆.
Literally the whole vid is funny and delightful 💯👏🏾🤗
The accuracy 😂😂😂
I work at a restaurant and last summer someone started singing happy birthday and the whole restaurant began singing. It was the best thing ever.
Oh my we were DYING and had to pause it after the cheese segment! And the way you zoomed in on his face and the he said faster! And the hair.. He got his whole body into that grate!!!😂😂😂
“is it ok to do 0 dollar for a tip?”
“We used to have a sombrero, but that’s not allowed anymore” 😂
Omg the mom who talks to the waiter too much IS my mom. 🤣 After she hears their life story (and/or tells them hers), she always asks “how can we pray for you?”
😂😂😂 *"Grassy-as to you too!"*
"Brad still has a real job." 🤣 Liking all your videos before I even watch them for the algorithm! And I love being subscribed and seeing when you upload - would highly recommend to everyone! :)
I love that Jake used the Hawaii trip Venmo line 🤣
I NEED MORE PARMESAN TABLE SIX STAT! he's a big boy🤣
3:01 "grassy ass to you too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing at this!
Oh the dad that doesn’t know how to pronounce things at a Mexican restaurant reminds me of that one meme who else remembers that?
My son was just telling me last night that his captain mispronounces Mexican food words when they go get takeout. My son can't hold in his laughter. 😂
That was my favorite part 😂
My dad tries to speak Spanish to the waiter, but they get so confused because they don’t understand his accent, but they understand English perfectly fine. 😂
Calc scene:
"You were in gifted classes" 🤣
The “I lost it” after it said he used to be gifted 😂 I felt that 😂
The “you were in gift class” and “no that’s your phone number” references from the pod made my day
Brad skipping from behind the counter to sing HBD was soooo funny😆
The “just say when” part 😂😂😂
"Enricky" 🤣🤣🤣
Jake giving the cheese had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
All spot on! What about the coupon person who brings out all the discount deals for a meal? They are on another level of the cheapskate. 😆
That’s me. Ain’t no shame in it and allows me to tip better. 😉
@@arieluv615 No big deal to take advantage of a discount but in my experience as a server, most folks who are looking for a deal are often times really bad tippers on top of it. Good on you for trying to still tip well.
The other annoyance of mine is that, depending on how much of a deal the customer receives, it can definitely result in a lower tip in the end since most often tips are calculated on a percentage of the overall total. This isn't always a big deal for me but when I've already provided a deal or other discount only to receive a 10% or less tip, I'm a bit irked.
That "Grassy Ass" had me in fits bro
You should do one on how different parents deal with tantrums. I use to just tell my son "let me know when you done"and just stand there watching him scream and cry. He then eventually just stopped to my lack of reaction. Sometimes it took a few minutes and I would just stand there wait for him to finish his melt dowm. The reaction of everyone around was priceless. (but he did it about twice and never again) 😂
My dad always says grassy ass at every Mexican restaurant no matter what and thinks he’s the funniest guy ever
The “mom who talks too much” is so accurate though 😅 it is super sweet but if it’s busy and a table won’t stop chatting you get so behind so fast 😭
I don’t know why this channel doesn’t have more subscribers, these videos are consistently funny
I was going to say the "bad waiter" wasn't that bad but then he said "figure it out" and now he's terrible 😂😂😂
The cheese grating had me dying 🤣
Omfgggggg I remember the sombrero’s at Chevy’s & bawling my eyes out for my 6th bday bc the yelling & singing scared me when they snuck up on you like that….& the tortilla dough to fuck around w/ while waiting for some fire quesadillas
Not the complicated orderer being my aunt!! And then she’s surprised that some parts are wrong!! 🤦🏻♀️
Yep! Then they send it back and act as though the server is an idiot! So awful!
The mom one……. is way too spot on. Have you been spying on my mom??
The "tell me when" when he said "he's a big boy" at the end 😆😆😆 just his delivery was hilarious!!! Love you guys!!
Definitely need one with more of the different types of customers! I don’t serve anymore but cringe when I’m out and none of my friends know which plate is theirs when the food comes out! How do you not know what you ordered?
We have the Dad who still can’t understand the various dishes at Mexican restaurants- every time is like the first time. “What thing so I like again ?” He always gets it about margaritas though ! You guys are hilarious ! Love the Parmesan !
The part with the mom who talks too much to the waiter was too accurate hahahhaha
More Parmesan stat! He’s a big boy! 😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious!!!
The happy birthday song took me back to Yzma 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We used to have a sombrero, it isn't allowed anymore" HAHAHHA
I’m guess it was “gracias” not “grassy a**” as the captions suggest…
Brads last comment was unexpected and cracked me up. So I'm clicking subscribe lol 😂
Brad, your dancing during the happy birthday song cracked me up. Loved it!
You guys are hilarious!! Always look forward to the next video! The MORE CHEESE part was epic!!
Bravo, Trey😅 You impersonated me to a 'T' in the "Mom talks to the waiter" skit, lol
“Yes I would like the *specific menu item* except I don’t want anything that actually comes on it and I would like a lamb burger instead of beef. And I could I get that on a gluten free bun? And a side of fries, no seasoning, extra crispy”.
Jake's struggle with Math is too real! It's like I was watching myself trying figure out the tip lol
Move the decimal over. That's 10%. Double that for 20%. My dad taught me that a million years ago, because I can't do math either, lol
The stand-up waiters laugh is contagious 😄
Jake head bangin 😍
Trey’s def just playing his mom near the end lol