Bill Burr vs Nia - DVR Etiquette And Turning The Water Off

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  • @MrMotionPic215
    @MrMotionPic215 7 років тому +1167

    "No one has ever walked off this show" 😂😂

    • @briandonovan1584
      @briandonovan1584 7 років тому +10

      That was gold! LOL

    • @axelblaze566
      @axelblaze566 6 років тому +36

      And then while these two are arguing, the baby crawls off saying fuck this am outta here.

    • @davef00te
      @davef00te 5 років тому +1

      Lmfao!!

    • @CntrlShift52
      @CntrlShift52 5 років тому +2

      @@axelblaze566 I seriously doubt that!

    • @Pengman19
      @Pengman19 4 роки тому +1

      Crying ! 🤣

  • @XTheSpartanX7
    @XTheSpartanX7 7 років тому +601

    "It's a little valve and the color is blue, same as water" - I died laughing.

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому +11

      XTheSpartanX7 yeah that part had me in tears

    • @jd5296
      @jd5296 4 роки тому

      @JustusGregorius...what?

    • @MrAce607
      @MrAce607 4 роки тому +1

      There ya go you can. Start a milk baaar and make side cash!! 😂😂😂

    • @zacksymes
      @zacksymes 3 роки тому

      I sat down to write this same comment hahaha

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 22 дні тому

      “Why you say I looked like a child crying”
      Moments later “Nia it was blue, it was the color of water!” 💦

  • @winkles2314
    @winkles2314 6 років тому +789

    Bill: *pokes Nia.
    Nia: 😠
    Bill: 😄 *pokes harder
    Nia: 😡
    Bill: 😂

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 6 років тому +84

      more like this:
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Nia: pokes bill
      Bill: :)
      Then:
      Bill: Pokes Nia
      Nia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ahmedalnajar1155
      @ahmedalnajar1155 5 років тому +1

      Amuse mystery

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому +3

      Iron Bear Milk me: 😂😂😂😤😂😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zachkennedy9282
      @zachkennedy9282 3 роки тому +2

      Nia doesn't even deserve Bill. 🙄

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 3 роки тому

      LANAAAA!

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 6 років тому +238

    I love how bill is dying as he’s describing turning the water off 😂😂 he knows how to wind her up.

  • @agvulpine
    @agvulpine 6 років тому +171

    "Nia... Niiiaaa." "What!" "DANGA ZONE!"

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 3 роки тому +4

      Lol, top comment!! I love Archer...

    • @ts0088
      @ts0088 3 місяці тому

      Facts😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drunkjohnny218
    @drunkjohnny218 4 роки тому +80

    The way he says “Nia? NIAAAAAA!” Is exactly like how Archer says “Lana? LANAAAAA!” 😂😂

    • @julebrants5326
      @julebrants5326 2 роки тому +5

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @williamkensington2772
      @williamkensington2772 2 роки тому +5

      I sometimes get confused between nia and Aisha Tyler because to my ears they sound very similar

    • @ferngarcia9104
      @ferngarcia9104 2 роки тому +2

      Me too!! I thought I was the only one lol

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 5 місяців тому

      ​@williamkensington2772 Yes! They have the same vibes, they're great. 😂

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 4 роки тому +84

    I love how they switch back and forth between being actually pissed off and making jokes and laughing lmao
    The perfect relationship

  • @danielbeaumont3744
    @danielbeaumont3744 6 років тому +389

    man even when they argue they still have fun. i don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl from twitter but seriously: relationship goals.

    • @leftheodo
      @leftheodo 6 років тому +1

      They are doing it for the podcast.

    • @retrogamer6750
      @retrogamer6750 5 років тому +29

      @@leftheodo how tf do you know that?

    • @lisskori313
      @lisskori313 4 роки тому +1

      congrats, you do

    • @thehorrorseries
      @thehorrorseries 4 роки тому

      @@retrogamer6750 because Bill burr is always saying IN THE PODCAST ' I do it for the laughs for the podcast' pretty obvious if you actually listen regularly

    • @ash6662
      @ash6662 4 роки тому +10

      My husband and I are like that lol I think it comes from respect and having nothing legitimate to fight about . 😆

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 7 років тому +522

    You guys are nuts. Listen to more of their interactions, they get along GREAT! They both have comedic minds and never let any single argument simmer or blow out of proportion. It always ends in laughter, and they move along.

    • @coolbeans8682
      @coolbeans8682 5 років тому +16

      You put words on my thoughts. They do have great chemistry. I wish I would find a woman like that. You know, a bitch but within certain limits.

    • @zanzibar6508
      @zanzibar6508 5 років тому +10

      They are perfect for each other

    • @joshuabrungardt461
      @joshuabrungardt461 5 років тому +2

      Couldn't agree more!

    • @AugustoXRock
      @AugustoXRock 5 років тому +4

      @@zanzibar6508 Yeah dude, I wouldn't be so sure. They could be holding back because of the podcast. But I like to think that they do get along just like in here.

    • @Fvneral_moon
      @Fvneral_moon 5 років тому +2

      “Never let any single argument simmer or blow out proportion” as they y’all about how nia punches bill in the face lol great “point” will 😂 I think you are nuts

  • @gkgyver
    @gkgyver 2 роки тому +18

    "Oh no eye contact ... It's gettin' real!"
    That hit close to home 🤣🤣

  • @ridunkulous
    @ridunkulous 3 роки тому +30

    I love that you can tell she’s still smiling at him even though she’s pissed. That’s a really special thing

  • @koltonmoser1311
    @koltonmoser1311 3 роки тому +34

    A pipe breaks in the house:
    Nia: you didnt ask if me or the baby were ok!!
    Bill: Did a damn break??
    🤣🤣

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 6 років тому +70

    "Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!"

  • @maxrice6990
    @maxrice6990 7 років тому +268

    lol bill extended a huge olive branch and nia still got pissed about the water comment

    • @dpcsoup04
      @dpcsoup04 7 років тому +27

      Max seriously lol she’s a terrible debater and bill is on point when he talks about how women argue and how wrong it is

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- 5 років тому +25

      @@parkerjeans5777 No it wasn't it was 100% on topic. Shes saying he cant do something simple like use a roku and hes saying there's simple things she cant do either. Shes just mad because he instantly had a response to her trying to be a smart ass about him being a caveman with technology.

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 років тому

      Max Rice bill is always on point.

    • @dpcsoup04
      @dpcsoup04 4 роки тому +2

      mhm izme lol I think you misunderstood me. Nia and Bill are perfect together I think they complement each other in all the right ways. Also I have a wife and daughter so, yeah. My use of debater is hilarious I’ll give ya that. My only point to the original comment was that when arguing, a woman backed into a logical corner will lash out emotionally until the original argument no longer matters. Sounds like you have a lot of your own issues to work out 🤷‍♂️

    • @adonay140ify
      @adonay140ify 4 роки тому

      @@dpcsoup04 ya no the I need too too me I you can too me too yyo you have her that

  • @7Be
    @7Be 4 роки тому +59

    "You insulted me a little BIT"
    I understood that reference.

  • @AM-sd5xl
    @AM-sd5xl 7 років тому +50

    It's blue, it's the color of water - Bill Burr

  • @nickmccartan8128
    @nickmccartan8128 7 років тому +212

    I don't care what people say but Bill & Nia are fucking awesome. A great couple

  • @BeeHatGuy
    @BeeHatGuy 7 років тому +21

    I absolutely love these two together. They're hilarious

  • @aquilaaltaire
    @aquilaaltaire 7 років тому +99

    Bill: verbally pokes her
    Nia: Falls for it and explodes

  • @Lux_Senpai001
    @Lux_Senpai001 5 років тому +21

    "Jesus christ a DAM didn't break" hahahahahaha

  • @ipwntheponies
    @ipwntheponies 4 роки тому +56

    bill burr accidentally admitted he only knows what a euphemism is bc of the Carlin bit

    • @KellyBundy097
      @KellyBundy097 3 роки тому +3

      lol he sure did...word for word.

  • @batman_1st
    @batman_1st 7 років тому +42

    Awww when Bill brings the water pipe thing up and Nia pisses off, you two are so adorable together.

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 7 років тому +10

      That's not adorable behavior you enabling shithead.

    • @sowhazupguy
      @sowhazupguy 7 років тому

      Fun Run Tutor x Hunter Awww acting like a child is so adorable /s

    • @KieCurtiss
      @KieCurtiss 7 років тому +2

      Gobbersmack It's obviously sarcastic

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 2 роки тому

      @@Gobbersmack no

  • @youscrewber
    @youscrewber 7 років тому +105

    Can somebody animate this?

  • @kevinsdb1
    @kevinsdb1 6 років тому +23

    I found this video absolutely hilarious. Seeing how Bill and Nia react to each other in an petty argument.

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 7 років тому +21

    aww little baby noises in the mic big daddy Bill I love it

  • @Scroogs
    @Scroogs 6 років тому +31

    "It's blue, it's the color of water,"
    Holy shit haha

  • @s.r.inc.4796
    @s.r.inc.4796 6 років тому +12

    GEEETT EEMMM! "So is shutting off the Fossett outside" lmfao 👏👏🙌

  • @DesertFoxx7
    @DesertFoxx7 4 роки тому +24

    I like how Bill and Nia can go from 0 to 100 in a few seconds and then go back from 100 to 0 and enjoy a nice laugh together. This is true love that everyone strives to attain in life.

  • @benh.92
    @benh.92 6 років тому +22

    It’s absolutely hilarious listening to them dance around their faults until the truth finally comes out, always at max volume

  • @gosling4391
    @gosling4391 7 років тому +19

    Nah. The arguments always ending with the laughter is always nice: they're gonna stick together.

  • @ksosay1
    @ksosay1 7 років тому +148

    The baaaaaaby.

  • @adrianharris1592
    @adrianharris1592 7 років тому +276

    People out here acting like Nia beating the shit out of Bill in front of their kid. They are laughing and joking about it and they clearly aren't taking it to seriously.

    • @anessone
      @anessone 7 років тому +12

      Thats a really low gradung curve you got there professor. So a stay at home wife or husband has less say and better be nice and agree 100% ofthe time or else. That's pretty healthy. Just beat the person staying at home into submission and hope they dont do the grave sin of deleting a fucking tv show. At least do a worse crime and cheat on him while you're at it.

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 7 років тому +12

      anessone, I'll bet you a million bucks that if a working husband deleted his stay at home wifes shows she would have been more of a bitch about it then Bill was to Nia.

    • @Nathangoldstein2
      @Nathangoldstein2 7 років тому +3

      anessone Why do you think men don't want to get married anymore haha. We make the money we make the rules. If not, there's the door.

    • @SuperYoshikong
      @SuperYoshikong 6 років тому +3

      She's a very passionate person

    • @XanderFrederick
      @XanderFrederick 3 роки тому

      "...... with that lumped up Rihanna photo." As Bill would describe it. lmfao

  • @briananthony9955
    @briananthony9955 2 роки тому +5

    His ability to disarm her by making her laugh after triggering her is just 👌🏾

  • @CarlJohnson-kp6uu
    @CarlJohnson-kp6uu 5 років тому +17

    6.50 he’s quoting jimmy from goodfellas when he’s talking to billy bats hahahahaha only legends would have noticed this 😂😂

  • @paisan8766
    @paisan8766 7 років тому +157

    THIS IS WHAT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE PEOPLE!!!! #LADIESSSSSSSS

  • @matthewhebert5154
    @matthewhebert5154 6 років тому +15

    “It’s blue, it’s the color of water !!”

  • @gyst8878
    @gyst8878 7 років тому +75

    I love your fights, I wish I could find a woman to argue with me like this 😂

    • @sethe171
      @sethe171 7 років тому +21

      Gyst Careful what you wish for. The real fights aren't on the air.

    • @gyst8878
      @gyst8878 7 років тому

      Seth A True

    • @JoeyWinsSometimes
      @JoeyWinsSometimes 6 років тому +1

      Make millions of dollars and you can have your pick.

    • @Kjca_1998
      @Kjca_1998 6 років тому +2

      That’s an odd request.

  • @danieltucker9118
    @danieltucker9118 7 років тому +30

    What a great relationship

  • @EnternalSword
    @EnternalSword 7 років тому +52

    Just listening to these two made me happy. Proper married bickering!

  • @Motovader72
    @Motovader72 4 роки тому +13

    I love these people. The definition of perfect couple.

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin 2 роки тому +2

    This is hands down the funniest argument I've ever heard. Y'all are amazing.

  • @mattwillendyou93
    @mattwillendyou93 7 років тому +19

    "What were you gunna drown" hahahaha

  • @HermitMoth
    @HermitMoth 7 років тому +36

    Something not mentioned here must have happened the day Nia couldn't turn the water off to elicit that response from her hahaha

  • @kristofarvay8425
    @kristofarvay8425 6 років тому +14

    This has to be one of the best podcast segments ever that Bill has ever recorded. God Bless Old Freckles!

  • @joemacgillis8229
    @joemacgillis8229 6 років тому +43

    You know why they work well together? Because the way Nia argues is kind of like a guy. She's really good at laughing it off and letting things go when she gets pissed off.

  • @Th3D4ginat0r
    @Th3D4ginat0r 7 років тому +172

    Holy shit she got defensive lol.

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls 6 років тому +45

    The ones who comment don’t realize that there would be no comedy if Nia was a “Yes-Man” and agreed with everything Bill says. They are both good at not taking shit from each other and controlling themselves not to blow it out of proportion.

    • @GastedFlabber
      @GastedFlabber 4 роки тому +4

      Thank. You.

    • @IzkAndrew
      @IzkAndrew 3 роки тому +2

      I agree. Its just the double standard shit that's annoying. Mainly because it hits too close to home 💀 but, what i can say is, at least she doesn't start crying and try making him feel bad by saying she's a fuck up and not owning up to it. She just doesn't own up to it and laughs it off.

  • @nelsongarcia318
    @nelsongarcia318 3 роки тому +5

    12:44
    "Jesus Christ, a dam didn't break!"
    LOL

  • @timothyeubanks32100
    @timothyeubanks32100 7 років тому +34

    their communication is really good as a couple.

  • @glasra
    @glasra 6 років тому +50

    Imagine being a guest, and just awkwardly sitting there listening to them arguing. Lol

    • @SnarkierThan-U-R
      @SnarkierThan-U-R 5 років тому +4

      what makes you think that they would to that in front of a 3rd party?

    • @russbelperez3837
      @russbelperez3837 4 роки тому +6

      I would have popcorn 🍿 choking on kernels from laughing so much

  • @atraeu
    @atraeu 6 місяців тому +1

    4:44 "That's what my agent told me.." Nia is underrated lol

  • @Brandon-vy6uw
    @Brandon-vy6uw 7 років тому +41

    Good Luck Bill. Keep bobbing and weaving man lol.

  • @717deathmetal
    @717deathmetal 7 років тому +14

    The love between these two is palpable

  • @سعودالتركي-و1س
    @سعودالتركي-و1س 5 років тому +8

    9:42
    “Racing my stuff I don’t appreciate it”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @drewwatts2967
    @drewwatts2967 7 років тому +13

    Its a SUPERBOWL! And We won!

  • @calebwatson5144
    @calebwatson5144 3 роки тому +2

    These talks with bill and Nia are the best! :D

  • @Cipher_Zone
    @Cipher_Zone 5 років тому +10

    Dude... I love these two.. 🤣 that’s the relationship I want... I salute you Bill!

  • @paulsiemieniewski7558
    @paulsiemieniewski7558 6 років тому +9

    "The Lovely Nia"

  • @93RGFMV
    @93RGFMV 6 років тому +6

    "Are you not entertained?!" Lol

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 7 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit, just the behaviors Nia ADMITTED doing in this short podcast would make her an "abusive boyfriend" by ANY womans standards.

  • @slobiden.2593
    @slobiden.2593 4 роки тому +2

    0:35 the sweetest intro I’ve ever heard

  • @joshgoolman3606
    @joshgoolman3606 4 роки тому +9

    Stuff to listen to when you start to get lonely being single and miss your ex.

  • @bluesquirrel3919
    @bluesquirrel3919 6 років тому +35

    I understand Nia, no one wants to watch a series in 10 min increments

  • @Kitty39643
    @Kitty39643 6 років тому +5

    Its funny hearing them talk like no one is around

  • @hazardousjazzgasm129
    @hazardousjazzgasm129 5 років тому +7

    God these 2 are adorable

  • @Shigellosis
    @Shigellosis 4 роки тому +3

    Bill's legitimacy and translucency never fails to impress me

  • @zanzibar6508
    @zanzibar6508 5 років тому +6

    Jesus christ they are perfect for each other

  • @adio.5189
    @adio.5189 7 років тому +107

    Ol Billy battered husband. ha!

  • @muchwow5782
    @muchwow5782 6 років тому +14

    In a sense i'm using theses podcast to learn how to be normal in a relationship when you start out as a psycho

  • @rad4life1
    @rad4life1 7 років тому +5

    Nina, if he falls asleep during a show, it is fair game that you now posses the remote. Even after he wakes up, he forfeited his claim. Lmao

  • @gennyzelis2303
    @gennyzelis2303 4 роки тому +3

    Awesome wonderfully entertaining podcast 👏. I love you guys together-so funny

  • @i.c.wiener252
    @i.c.wiener252 6 років тому +8

    I strive to be in a relationship like this 😂

  • @Themayseffect
    @Themayseffect 7 років тому +22

    DVR - The new factor of ruined American relationships lol. Supported by - Water Faucets.

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya 2 роки тому +1

    Even when they argue they're laughing. Relationship goals

  • @fenrir7878
    @fenrir7878 4 місяці тому

    Best line "why don't you go watch something and erase it"

  • @jojomojojones
    @jojomojojones 7 років тому +286

    Nia can dish it out but sure can't take it.

    • @dibgee2641
      @dibgee2641 7 років тому +75

      its called being a female

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 7 років тому +21

      Seth A you sound like a lonely (sexually frustrated) dude

    • @sethe171
      @sethe171 7 років тому +15

      JD Marshall I'm not lonely, I'm married. You sound like a young man that has no idea what's coming.

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 7 років тому +14

      Hahahaha jesus you're an edgelord - and you're married? God, I thought people grew out of that but I guess some people never hit puberty.

    • @jesslovesrammstein
      @jesslovesrammstein 7 років тому +7

      Lmao I'm a girl, and also happily married, but that's besides the point. Why are you married if you hate women so much? Sad that someone else has so much power over you?

  • @davdeandavdean1347
    @davdeandavdean1347 7 років тому +33

    I love these two haha

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому +1

    “You have 2 incidents, despite your behavior!”😂

  • @TomasGO85
    @TomasGO85 4 роки тому +1

    At 18:17 Bill got really serious; thank god Nia start laughing 😝 She is the Best! “Congrat-your-fuck-lations” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 3 роки тому +2

    "If you can make somebody laugh they're less likely to beat you up." -bill burr
    13:18

  • @bethwenner
    @bethwenner 7 років тому +4

    They are the cutest couple in the world. It's ridiculous.

  • @skylertillett6290
    @skylertillett6290 5 років тому +9

    They're so cute together though

  • @riffrocker7401
    @riffrocker7401 5 років тому +3

    Lol "...geez a dam didn't break!..."

  • @Y2JLionHeart
    @Y2JLionHeart 7 років тому +33

    This is CLASSIC Bill. Exposing the hypocrisy of the LAYDEES! (While trashing himself as well)

  • @ethanbaker4168
    @ethanbaker4168 7 років тому +3

    I honestly got really tense there for a second

    • @paulworkswellwithothers4091
      @paulworkswellwithothers4091 7 років тому +2

      Oh man when Nia got all silent i was like "oh shit something's gonna happen" i instinctively turned the volume down. what happened was rather anticlimactic, but I'm happy they're actively working on their disagreements. also, the baby sounds are hella cute! fuck all these people saying that the marriage is going to shit. Theyre working on their problems together, and theyre funy as fuck when they let us listen in on it. I think Bill made a good choice here.

  • @randomuser5914
    @randomuser5914 4 роки тому +9

    This is healthy bickering and it ends in laughing. No cursing, no name calling.

    • @rob6490
      @rob6490 3 роки тому +2

      Just Nia confessing about hitting her spouse

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 2 роки тому

      @@rob6490 nice

  • @masaksenja
    @masaksenja 5 років тому +8

    Ultimate relationship goals! I'm very much like Nia, just need to find a guy like Bill 😊

  • @vitruvian7875
    @vitruvian7875 3 роки тому +1

    JESUS CHRIST A DAM DIDNT BREAK
    Shit killed me

  • @komickaze85
    @komickaze85 7 років тому +5

    My mother did this to me once. She didn't erase my shows, but she wanted someone to watch the show 24 with her, and I'd tape it for her, and when we sat down and watch nearly every episode, she'd fall asleep. This was years ago, but I ended up HATING the show because I had to watch it like 3 times every episode. But now I don't watch much TV on the TV. Netflix and Hulu are far easier and accessible now. Better Call Saul!

  • @nat21myria
    @nat21myria 4 роки тому +4

    my husband and I have this same arguement about watching tv together as well. he gets mad bcuz I keep watching episodes without him. so I start watching other tv series so we can be on the same page with the series we are watching together.

  • @sarahlauren5643
    @sarahlauren5643 3 роки тому +1

    "it's the color of water" 🤣🤣

  • @renatofabbro5263
    @renatofabbro5263 2 роки тому

    I just LOVE Bill quoting "Lies" by the Thompson Twins.

  • @davidclarkson3066
    @davidclarkson3066 4 роки тому +1

    ‘Yes! Yes, in the face!!’ 🤣🤣

  • @Imdarkmaster999
    @Imdarkmaster999 2 роки тому +2

    I remember he talked about the time Nia punched him in the face in a special but he didn't mention why, I started to cry laughing when he mentioned it was because Nia was staring at Colin Farrel

  • @patrickoconnor9666
    @patrickoconnor9666 4 роки тому

    “Well, you know...if I was dealing with a gentleman...” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @betheman1376
    @betheman1376 5 років тому +8

    Nia: You have Patriots’ games...
    Bill: They’re SUPER BOWLS!

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 5 років тому +2

    couple goals

  • @RR-v
    @RR-v 2 роки тому

    5:05 the Billy Bob shout out😂😂

  • @MrMultifunc
    @MrMultifunc 4 роки тому +3

    6:50 Bill's inner De Niro comes out!

  • @barsbold274
    @barsbold274 2 роки тому +1

    5:36 "being a mother is THE most difficult job in the world"