Joey Diaz Tells Hilarious Shit Stories "He's Changing Flavors" - Joe Rogan

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  • @GumbyJumpOff
    @GumbyJumpOff 5 років тому +4336

    This clip is free therapy of the highest order.

    • @skykn1ght78
      @skykn1ght78 5 років тому +48

      Agreed. And I’m a therapist!

    • @michaelhull6541
      @michaelhull6541 5 років тому +17

      I need to see your therapist, mine is more so just talking about my problems.and breathing techniques. My therapist doesn't have me laughing my ass off.

    • @michaelhull6541
      @michaelhull6541 5 років тому +9

      @@Blitz-dm3kv not at all man, you got me!

    • @SkylineGTRB26
      @SkylineGTRB26 4 роки тому +2

      of da highest ORDA!

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 4 роки тому

      Best video in the history?

  • @gehrigcupo6783
    @gehrigcupo6783 5 років тому +3558

    I love how Joey stays quiet for like 10 seconds and comes back into the conversation with the funniest shit you’ve ever heard in your life lol

    • @Ifrekinlovecookies
      @Ifrekinlovecookies 5 років тому +70

      He's lives a long life he probably has to recall and spin things a little

    • @Dankdalorde
      @Dankdalorde 4 роки тому +6

      I read this in his voice

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 4 роки тому +4

      He is absolutely the best!

    • @zproductions5747
      @zproductions5747 4 роки тому +21

      Right all of sudden “I did take shit for week

    • @Nobody-mu9hd
      @Nobody-mu9hd 2 роки тому +1

      Anything anyone talks about I’m sure he’s waiting to see if he can relate to the topic but he has a large variety of stories to tell that are funny.

  • @zekinumanoglu3152
    @zekinumanoglu3152 5 років тому +5184

    This is the greatest conversation in podcast history.
    EDIT: Wow, thx for the likes guys x

    • @crissy2420
      @crissy2420 5 років тому +34

      Yes. Yes it is

    • @Herreraluis106
      @Herreraluis106 5 років тому +54

      You gotta hear Joey tell the story about the one legged girl on ymh podcast

    • @HarryManback0
      @HarryManback0 5 років тому +7

      Any episode of YMH is funnier than this, it's by far the funniest podcast ever.

    • @brysonfirosz2384
      @brysonfirosz2384 5 років тому +3

      Idk the tragedy of Darth plaguis the wise would be a pretty damn good convo on a podcast

    • @lonewarrior3733
      @lonewarrior3733 5 років тому +5

      Without a doubt. I approve this shit.

  • @TheJoeGratta
    @TheJoeGratta 5 років тому +3348

    I’m telling my kids this is the first meeting of congress.

  • @Trxxpa
    @Trxxpa 4 роки тому +2841

    Her: I bet he's cheating on me rn
    Him and the boys:

    • @juansanchez6382
      @juansanchez6382 3 роки тому +15

      This deserves more likes

    • @RC-md2yx
      @RC-md2yx 3 роки тому +8

      *Farting

    • @Rocky-oq9cy
      @Rocky-oq9cy 2 роки тому +6

      @@RC-md2yx You tried making a funny joke. That's all that matters. It's ok buddy.

    • @KoolRanqe
      @KoolRanqe 2 роки тому +5

      Talking bout taking shits 🤣

    • @ricosmoove2736
      @ricosmoove2736 Рік тому +2

      Literally 😂😂😂😂

  • @psycold
    @psycold 7 років тому +5568

    I love how Joey addresses his close friends by their full names.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 6 років тому +160

      i've noticed how they all call each other by their full names

    • @idkdrew
      @idkdrew 6 років тому +388

      Joey "Joe Rogan" Diaz

    • @Wtf123388
      @Wtf123388 6 років тому +85

      Probably because he's known so many people throughout his life lol but I know what you mean

    • @alduins_orange8171
      @alduins_orange8171 6 років тому +10

      Respect

    • @mnb9162
      @mnb9162 6 років тому +170

      Yeh. He can be talking about the most disgusting stuff but as soon as he says 'Joe Rogan' it makes it sound respectful.

  • @DanG6996
    @DanG6996 5 років тому +3384

    This is absolutely hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life.

    • @Lorendrawn
      @Lorendrawn 5 років тому +69

      This is hands down the shittiest fun I've ever had!

    • @sammysstopmotionoas2004
      @sammysstopmotionoas2004 5 років тому +34

      Oh my God I was on the floor barely breathing from laughter.

    • @Iwasthewalrus
      @Iwasthewalrus 4 роки тому +1

      Which one?

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 4 роки тому +5

      Best video on UA-cam?

    • @eamoman651
      @eamoman651 3 роки тому +8

      I hope ye all go and watch his Joey's story about the one legged woman 😂😂😂

  • @LucasPalYT.Official
    @LucasPalYT.Official 7 років тому +821

    Joey hissing at his cats had me dying

  • @nat2nathan2005
    @nat2nathan2005 2 роки тому +61

    Joey Diaz has got to be one of the most naturally funny people on the planet. It's like he doesn't have to try at all, he just has a way of telling stories that tickles me like nobody else.

  • @mikekoenig6467
    @mikekoenig6467 5 років тому +403

    That Reeses peanut buttah fume leaks out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakelandshark1143
    @jakelandshark1143 7 років тому +2581

    62, stoned, and laughing at fart stories. Life is good.

  • @ale58301
    @ale58301 7 років тому +2762

    "Some animal took a shit back there"
    Technically not untrue

  • @TheLegalPirate
    @TheLegalPirate 6 років тому +1564

    "Omg its changing flavors" I cried laughing for like 7 minutes wtf

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 4 роки тому +11

      OMFG i died

    • @EFFeCTED18
      @EFFeCTED18 3 роки тому +1

      I can't even

    • @nat2nathan2005
      @nat2nathan2005 2 роки тому +5

      I woke my girlfriend up, I laughed so hard.

    • @HelvetesSkitApa
      @HelvetesSkitApa Рік тому +2

      he's*

    • @gerardgomez4075
      @gerardgomez4075 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thenightking6662
    @thenightking6662 3 роки тому +182

    "I just had a conversation with Susan" never fails to make me laugh

  • @chanimarie6692
    @chanimarie6692 2 роки тому +313

    I've watched this several times; I'm still in tears from laughing! And yes, I'm a 40-year-old woman with the humor of an adolescent boy--and proud of it!

    • @SouthoftheHill
      @SouthoftheHill 2 роки тому +6

      We grow old but never really grow up!

    • @willm3027
      @willm3027 2 роки тому

      That’s what’s up never met a chick like you

    • @muhammadputera6593
      @muhammadputera6593 Рік тому

      @@willm3027 chick like you eh?

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan Рік тому

      Welcome to the club 😊

    • @robcappa8632
      @robcappa8632 Рік тому

      We have our whole lives to grow up

  • @PsychoticBedroomRecordings
    @PsychoticBedroomRecordings 6 років тому +1684

    "I wake my wife up and tell her honey, you gotta inhale this one"

    • @ellisjackson3355
      @ellisjackson3355 5 років тому +11

      Lol

    • @sabbasarishvili6677
      @sabbasarishvili6677 5 років тому +36

      I can barely breath :D:D:D:D

    • @theacaciamatrix1537
      @theacaciamatrix1537 4 роки тому +26

      @@ellisjackson3355 dutch oven

    • @ellisjackson3355
      @ellisjackson3355 4 роки тому +29

      @@sabbasarishvili6677 wife can barely breathe too

    • @NavidKhan84
      @NavidKhan84 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao..I used to take my ex wifes hand when she was asleep put it in my pants, just on top of my ass...and rip a big one!!

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 7 років тому +4356

    This is what guys talk about just so you ladies know.

    • @bobby9847
      @bobby9847 7 років тому +188

      DeltaBlaZe77 if you only knew what ladies talk about when we're not around.

    • @MsMorbeg
      @MsMorbeg 7 років тому +54

      And girls too, believe me!

    • @MrRaErickson
      @MrRaErickson 7 років тому +3

      DeltaBlaZe77 truth

    • @rachellandherr5262
      @rachellandherr5262 6 років тому +17

      ....ladies too.

    • @jonholmes3013
      @jonholmes3013 6 років тому +51

      DeltaBlaZe77 yup grab Em by the pussy

  • @yourstepdad3900
    @yourstepdad3900 7 років тому +399

    '' You ever cut a shit in half'' LOL

    • @Snaffle
      @Snaffle 7 років тому

      your stepdad when you go to prison..

    • @bo0tybandit
      @bo0tybandit 7 років тому +4

      your stepdad unless you wanna make noon chucks.

    • @killekillekille1
      @killekillekille1 7 років тому +1

      ''Yea I did it last week, and maybe a couple of weeks ago, what about u?'' lmfao

    • @irieite9666
      @irieite9666 6 років тому +2

      I actually did many times using the toilet brush with toilet paper as a buffer.
      I'm 6 foot 5 and often take foot long shits. I can block the toilet with just shit and no toilet paper. So long story short if I see its a whopper now I cut it with the toilet brush.
      I'm literally full of shit, not figuratively.

    • @ItsTimeIDisappear09
      @ItsTimeIDisappear09 6 років тому

      Dat reeses peanut butter fume!

  • @Timmorrisjr
    @Timmorrisjr 4 роки тому +131

    I saw this live as it aired. I still come back to this specific clip every time I’m sad or in a bad mood. Instantly cheers me up. Greatest moment in Joe Rogan’s podcast history hands down!

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 5 років тому +344

    Joey "and i blew this fart Joe Rogan" Diaz

  • @UFO-zi2bp
    @UFO-zi2bp 7 років тому +479

    Tommy's line didn't get enough credit "It's like a comet" lmfao

  • @colosseo7827
    @colosseo7827 7 років тому +94

    "The cats are scratching at me and I'm like, 'It's me, you fuck!'" That fucking killed me.

  • @Logan-wt5oy
    @Logan-wt5oy 6 років тому +741

    Best part is Young Jamie laughing mid-drink at 7:48

    • @cloudripper4096
      @cloudripper4096 5 років тому +72

      Never noticed till u said it and now I can never unhear it

    • @cruiser_b9779
      @cruiser_b9779 4 роки тому +123

      He’s slurping Joe under the table

    • @joshmcdonald9508
      @joshmcdonald9508 4 роки тому +10

      omg i heard it!!!!!

    • @eorghergsgrosehg
      @eorghergsgrosehg 4 роки тому +7

      @@cruiser_b9779 lol

    • @RallickNom
      @RallickNom 4 роки тому +31

      @@cruiser_b9779 giving Joey that suka la mink

  • @coreymineard
    @coreymineard 5 років тому +335

    And I blew this fart, Joe Rogan...
    🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @krazykdon
      @krazykdon 5 років тому +1

      Hahah

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 5 років тому +2

      I shit my pants from laughing on that part.

    • @hassaanawan367
      @hassaanawan367 5 років тому +3

      that was so bad

    • @sabbasarishvili6677
      @sabbasarishvili6677 5 років тому +1

      Dude I'm having trouble breathing I'm laughin so harda :D:D:DD:

  • @Blaze-ing
    @Blaze-ing 3 роки тому +129

    12:20 “oh my god he’s changing flavors” story

  • @Noerbalboer
    @Noerbalboer 6 років тому +741

    My god I haven’t laughed this hard in like 2 years. Thank you Joey Diaz.

    • @jeremybrainard4423
      @jeremybrainard4423 3 роки тому +18

      It’s been 2 years since you made this comment. Here’s your reminder to watch.

    • @markR6.76
      @markR6.76 2 роки тому +1

      I’ll second that 😂

    • @seanking6184
      @seanking6184 Рік тому

      Likewise 🤣

    • @danteduck9518
      @danteduck9518 Рік тому

      ​@@jeremybrainard4423well done sir 😂

  • @JayGadling
    @JayGadling 7 років тому +621

    "He's like, 'I've done studies'."

  • @XdarkendGOSPLE
    @XdarkendGOSPLE 6 років тому +617

    I love how you can always hear Joey breathing like wtf??😂😂😂

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 6 років тому +6

      Eminem too.

    • @wilfordbrimley1506
      @wilfordbrimley1506 5 років тому +1

      That’s how Ralphie was, but like times infinity

    • @safemoondan6638
      @safemoondan6638 5 років тому +5

      He’s changing flavors. He sounds like an old soda machine.

    • @theacaciamatrix1537
      @theacaciamatrix1537 4 роки тому

      joey makes great use of oxygen and he also paints the air we breathe with fecal matter after a big fahhht and maybe a big ol shit ...i bet his fahhts stink to hi heven when he is doin coke

    • @nickgarcia610
      @nickgarcia610 7 місяців тому

      Now I can’t unhear it bruh 😂

  • @ryanstewart850
    @ryanstewart850 5 років тому +74

    This is without doubt the best conversation ever! Whenever I feel down or hungover I put this on and it never fails to make me laugh and feel better.

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire 2 роки тому

      That’s awesome, I hope this gives you a notification and you find the post again?

  • @stephenharrington1977
    @stephenharrington1977 4 роки тому +54

    This is basically every conversation I have with my friends when we meet up

  • @Smokaa__
    @Smokaa__ 7 років тому +261

    love being a man. we talk about anything on our minds. and shit happens to be a good topic to tall about.

    • @gimmedaloot8168
      @gimmedaloot8168 7 років тому +2

      Austin Muller women are also capable of talking about anything on their minds

    • @truthsayer2310
      @truthsayer2310 7 років тому +49

      LeBrick Mayhitslikeafeather shut the fuck up

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 6 років тому

      We all do it, and sometimes it's got a significant story tied to it haha

    • @trillgates2452
      @trillgates2452 6 років тому +7

      LeBrick Mayhitslikeafeather
      But, it's just not funny when women do it.

  • @jonathan2847
    @jonathan2847 6 років тому +52

    'you ever cut a shit in half?' what a brilliant life to be alive at the same time as Joey Diaz.

  • @powmow
    @powmow 7 років тому +159

    When your 1000th episode is nothing but shit and fart stories. I love these dudes.

  • @bodenlanglois6032
    @bodenlanglois6032 Рік тому +99

    Joey should be in a fabreeze commercial. " I don't live with stink" 😆

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 3 роки тому +12

    Joey really is the greatest story teller, almost 20 minutes of nothing but shit stories and it's an absolute guts buster

  • @michaelbowers3849
    @michaelbowers3849 7 років тому +109

    He's changing flavors is one of the funniest things I have heard

  • @Brettski87
    @Brettski87 7 років тому +295

    I for sure got a hernia from laughing so hard at this.

    • @PatriotIzzy
      @PatriotIzzy 6 років тому +8

      I got one of those intense laughing sessions where you start to feel an ab workout.

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 6 років тому +2

      Dude my face turned bright red and i legit couldnt breathe for a minute... thought i was going to pass out

    • @dantechills9985
      @dantechills9985 6 років тому

      I almost fell out of my chair.. but i was standing

    • @dantechills9985
      @dantechills9985 6 років тому

      @@angelgjr1999 Hence the " kmsl " reference 😂

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 6 років тому

      Jose Courage kmsi?

  • @zimmerman1031
    @zimmerman1031 7 років тому +1327

    Joey Diaz's wife is a lucky man.

  • @tacosmargs58
    @tacosmargs58 3 роки тому +21

    it's the way Joey talks that kills me. HIs delivery is top notch

  • @ChuckBoi8545
    @ChuckBoi8545 3 роки тому +159

    This is exactly the conversation that men have while girls think we're talking about their boobs or something

  • @adaml5690
    @adaml5690 7 років тому +775

    It's funny how stories about shit and farts are STILL hilarious as adults. To this day if I'm drinking with friends and somebody has a good shit story everybody laughs all night long about it.

    • @Lozzomatic
      @Lozzomatic 7 років тому +23

      Same here. I'm a grown ass woman and a good fart or shit story still has me laughing like a 12 year old idiot.

    • @kommi1974
      @kommi1974 7 років тому +3

      Adam L Truth

    • @xBrOwNeDoG
      @xBrOwNeDoG 7 років тому

      idiot... you got that right.

    • @getyoueverytimeaaa5976
      @getyoueverytimeaaa5976 7 років тому +5

      - Joseph you must be a girl or a child in order not to get this.

    • @dylanmckinley3281
      @dylanmckinley3281 7 років тому +3

      Adam L even a nice sounding fart will have everyone in the room cracking up.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 років тому +207

    This doesn't even feel like a podcast. Just some real men smoking doinks and laughing their asses off talking about farts. Love it.

  • @michaelkelligan7931
    @michaelkelligan7931 6 років тому +276

    Never throw toothpicks in a toilet, crabs can polevault! 🦀

  • @michaelhenderson322
    @michaelhenderson322 5 років тому +250

    Joey Diaz toilet training his son "Don't let your ball's stay in the bowl son, hold them up."

  • @davidmares6053
    @davidmares6053 5 років тому +128

    17:10 - "you got to give me a second"

  • @kevinbacon8716
    @kevinbacon8716 7 років тому +1332

    Poop stories never stop being funny

    • @rutosdf4310
      @rutosdf4310 6 років тому +4

      Steve Lattimer facts homie. The funniest shit since preschool

    • @Jar0fMay0
      @Jar0fMay0 6 років тому +8

      It's funny, no matter where you live around the world, shit jokes are funny as hell.

    • @ultraspider3836
      @ultraspider3836 6 років тому +1

      Steve Lattimer 666 likes

    • @ultraspider3836
      @ultraspider3836 6 років тому +1

      I changed that to save you

    • @jakehenry616
      @jakehenry616 6 років тому +3

      Yup. Pushing 30 and I can't ever not laugh at farts and poop.

  • @DigitalChads
    @DigitalChads 7 років тому +52

    Joey Diaz is so goddamn funny. A movie needs to be made out of his life

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 6 років тому +2

      There is a movie about him,Lee syatt made it

  • @plaguex1
    @plaguex1 6 років тому +46

    Literally dying. Joey and Joe are perfect together.

  • @peakster02
    @peakster02 5 років тому +33

    The chewbacca noise at 2:05 has me dead.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 4 роки тому +65

    16:32 joey sounds like a straight piped Honda accelerating😂😂

  • @Darrencardinal
    @Darrencardinal 7 років тому +257

    Frankly I think Joe Rogan is awesome

    • @OldJoeF
      @OldJoeF 6 років тому +9

      The right guests are what makes the show

  • @GFG2gifted
    @GFG2gifted 5 років тому +32

    Hands down the single funniest episode of any podcast, ever. Three of my favorite comedians in a room telling stories!

  • @JHoopz-gj9fi
    @JHoopz-gj9fi 6 років тому +11

    Conversations like this make life worth living. There are so many great Moments on this podcast.

  • @apmm4209
    @apmm4209 4 роки тому +34

    They are literally crying with laughter ! I'm actually wiping tears from my eyes while typing this 😆😆😆

  • @ryanmulqueen6295
    @ryanmulqueen6295 8 місяців тому +2

    Will forever go down as one of the funniest podcasts ever 🤣🤣

  • @ssupermann
    @ssupermann 7 років тому +73

    12:00 is amazing but i think the fact that joey has the perfect puff puff pass shows that he is a true gangster

  • @zalkowcr
    @zalkowcr 7 років тому +281

    “You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.”
    - Louis C.K.

  • @FallenMerick
    @FallenMerick 7 років тому +261

    My best shit story: one of my buddies in college got a small ankle-biter dog as a gift from the girl he was dating at the time, and instead of potty training it he decided to just buy those pet mats that you place on your floor for them to shit and piss on all over. Well, he never took the time to teach it how to go there either, so it would just shit and piss everywhere in his room and sometimes in the hallway while he was gone, and like an idiot he would pick up the poop and place it on the mat thinking that the dog would eventually figure it out.
    One day while he was in his night class, a bunch of us were hanging out over there smoking/drinking and playing cards, and talking about how awful his room was starting to smell, and I thought it would be hilarious if someone took a massive shit on the mat in his room, cause he would probably think that the dog actually did it. Since it was my idea, and I had one lined up ready to go, I took it on myself to do it. It was the most awkward shit I have ever taken in my life - I had to squat about a foot off the ground and shit between my own two feet on top of a pile of week old dog shit.
    The best part though was when he finally came home, we all talked nonchalantly for like an hour over cards about how great it would be if his dog would finally learn to poop on the mat, and eventually got him to decide to go up and check on it. We had to choke back uncontrollable laughter as he came back downstairs all excited that his dog had finally figured it out, and kept going on about how big the poop was and whatnot. At one point I actually kept asking him if he would describe it as a "human-sized" shit, but he never caught on. He was completely clueless, and we finally couldn't take it anymore so we broke the news to him, and then we all died laughing for a straight 15 minutes while he just sat there fuming.
    He was so upset that I actually felt bad for him, so like a good friend I picked my own shit up and flushed it down the toilet, then changed the pet mat for him. Also, because I was young and naive at the time, I thought that this story would be a great one to share with this girl that I was interested in just a few weeks later. She stopped talking to me after that. lmao

    • @drsavage3262
      @drsavage3262 7 років тому +17

      FallenMerick probably one of the best shit stories I've ever years! good times!

    • @Dan_Behr45
      @Dan_Behr45 7 років тому +10

      great ending. i can totally see myself doing something similar

    • @someguyontheinternet2714
      @someguyontheinternet2714 7 років тому +18

      This was an amazing read. Thank you for your service.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 7 років тому +12

      Hahahaha that’s awesome. And that woman is just uptight, be glad you didn’t end up dating an uptight person...they’re the worst.

    • @alexsully2586
      @alexsully2586 7 років тому +1

      FallenMerick man! What a prude. Probably a quaker or some wild ass shit.

  • @zacharyvanoostenrijk93
    @zacharyvanoostenrijk93 5 років тому +91

    I farted a huge fart one time that was so strong my neighbor below me called me to find out if everything was alright. I squeezed my a$$cheeks into the floor, and it made a boom that shook the entire apartment. Best fart ever

    • @efrainsolano2847
      @efrainsolano2847 2 роки тому +7

      Ayo😭I would've been on the floor laughing

    • @xx3astmanxx287
      @xx3astmanxx287 2 роки тому +2

      If i ever heard anything like that I’d probably literally die of loling 😂

  • @rxgomez9000
    @rxgomez9000 3 роки тому +30

    Changing flavors is probably the best fart joke and fart story I've ever heard in my life. Nothing beats this.

    • @ryukan250
      @ryukan250 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/vHfllwAUdIM/v-deo.htmlsi=mkzwDNn0SFKZ47w-

  • @davidmarshall2678
    @davidmarshall2678 7 років тому +29

    "Have you ever cut a shit in half?" .....lmao

  • @robertdore9592
    @robertdore9592 6 років тому +22

    I love the fact that a seasoned comedian such as Joe Rogan is laughing uncontrollably. This is PURE comedy....

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 років тому +31

    He's Changing Flavor's starting @ 11:48

  • @andohish27
    @andohish27 4 роки тому +4

    If you're depressed, watch this. It wont cure it, but goddam will it give you a good laugh.

  • @path4954
    @path4954 4 роки тому +44

    4:19 the funniest facial expression Ive ever seen

  • @Siddharth_musicandtalks
    @Siddharth_musicandtalks 6 років тому +54

    He is changing flavors.. lmaooooooo

  • @sebastianrivera7950
    @sebastianrivera7950 7 років тому +26

    I love how Tom puts his head down whenever he hears Joey talk because he knows he's gonna make him laugh his ass off.

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 6 років тому +50

    The ULTIMATE "Try Not to Laugh" Challenge: Listening to Joey Diaz talk. 😂😂💀💀

  • @ozi98
    @ozi98 4 роки тому +35

    When I feel depressed I just pull this video up.

  • @requix11
    @requix11 3 роки тому +15

    Honestly, this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I’ve watched this like 50 times and I laugh just as hard every time. Uncle Joey is the GOAT.

  • @wolf2109
    @wolf2109 7 років тому +85

    *Joey makes everybody laugh like Tommy in that one restaurant scene in Goodfellas* 😂😂😂💯

    • @ckillac5258
      @ckillac5258 7 років тому +10

      Wolf Perry waddoya mean im funny?!

    • @anderson-kj3zs
      @anderson-kj3zs 7 років тому +4

      Wolf Perry im funny like how?

    • @cubancoffee
      @cubancoffee 7 років тому +6

      ander son funny like a clown

    • @KingnEm
      @KingnEm 7 років тому +2

      Joel Gomez get your fucking shinebox

  • @louzer2566
    @louzer2566 7 років тому +306

    I had terrible acid reflux and indigestion as well as constipation for quite some time so my farts were smelling worse than dead people farts.
    I had to ride a plane, a 4 1/2 hr flight from LA to Baltimore for my brother's graduation, my stomach was hurting real bad so I pretended i was sleeping and i lit up the plane so bad the guy behind me after smelling two or three waves of my farts just slammed down his laptop and shouted, "SERIOUSLY??!!?!"

    • @drinkwater5969
      @drinkwater5969 7 років тому +20

      Lmao

    • @airriflemaniac
      @airriflemaniac 7 років тому +11

      Lou Zer lmao

    • @rcurl44
      @rcurl44 7 років тому +20

      Lou Zer Oh my god I'm dying right now

    • @kappamomondo1038
      @kappamomondo1038 7 років тому +43

      pretending to be asleep to cut a couple farts is absolutely brilliant, I'm stealing that one

    • @indifrent_fxuk267
      @indifrent_fxuk267 7 років тому +6

      Lmfao I can't breathe!!

  • @jamesbaggett7223
    @jamesbaggett7223 6 років тому +255

    Every man on Earth has destroyed a public toilet at least once....Hell last week I went to the gym and after my workout I was chilling in the sauna. Suddenly from around the corner I heard some guy demolishing the can....It was so loud that a few guys who were in the locker room started laughing. A few weeks later I ended up doing the same thing he did only it was quiet.

    • @jjjr8664
      @jjjr8664 5 років тому +10

      I heard loose assholes look like dragon mouths after anal. Joey told me.

    • @joepaccrakurii1227
      @joepaccrakurii1227 5 років тому +1

      HAAAHAHAHA

    • @KuliJens
      @KuliJens 4 роки тому +3

      So one week before you wrote this comment a guy destroyed the public toilet, and a few weeks after he destroyed the toilet you did the same, even if it hadn’t been multiple weeks since the other guy did it when you wrote this?

    • @jamesbaggett7223
      @jamesbaggett7223 4 роки тому

      @@KuliJens correct

    • @jerrysteward3703
      @jerrysteward3703 3 роки тому

      @@jjjr8664 lmao

  • @kylesmith3555
    @kylesmith3555 4 роки тому +46

    This has to be the most consistently hilarious podcast in the short history of the medium, rarely can one clip make me laugh more each time I see it

    • @joshharris6629
      @joshharris6629 2 роки тому +1

      Episode 1000, got it saved I listen to it every now and then it’s magical 🤌🏼

  • @LP-zf2vf
    @LP-zf2vf 2 роки тому +21

    Back here in 2022 and still crying. Damn, love these guys. Great dynamic! Seeing Joey talking about explosive shit against the wall, makes me want to have it so badly! When it happens I will make sure I imitate the bear sound Joe made. Love it. Let's see if the neighbors report it.

  • @damianbenson8092
    @damianbenson8092 5 років тому +434

    One day I was standing in line to ourchase cigarettes from the cigarette counter and my gf was standing behind me but a bit off to the side, behind her there were about 5 more people in line. So as I am waiting I felt a fart bubble work its way down. I decided to let it out quietly, and as soon as it started to push out, I immediately knew it was going to be bad because it was one of those really hot ones, so I cut about 80% of the rest of the fart out and held it in. All of a sudden my gf taps me in the shoulder and asks me quietly.. Did you just fart? The look on my face gave it away, she said it was so bad that she had to leave the store. Now as she left, the dude behind her moved up one spit and took her place. That look on his face I will bever forget, I had even saw his nostrils flare before hand. As soon as he smelled it, I told him.. Do you smell that!? I think that girl just farted and left the store!
    Ive blamed it on the dog before but this was a perfect scapegoat.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 5 років тому +27

      My stomach hurts

    • @joepaccrakurii1227
      @joepaccrakurii1227 5 років тому +5

      Pmsl m8 fantastic

    • @NotoEP
      @NotoEP 4 роки тому +22

      I just cried reading this!🤘🏻🤣🔥💨😷

    • @JoepJackson
      @JoepJackson 4 роки тому +11

      That was hillarious

    • @ntl9974
      @ntl9974 4 роки тому +3

      Dogs are always scapegoats lol

  • @togoboy23
    @togoboy23 7 років тому +38

    Did anyone else just have a near death experience laughing for 20 minutes?.... anyone?

    • @BillsGarageWorks
      @BillsGarageWorks 6 років тому +1

      French Monsanto honestly some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.

  • @DMCType1
    @DMCType1 3 роки тому +3

    I can't get enough of Joey. He nails them all.
    Too fuckin' funny.

  • @ZOMBIESrEMO_Official
    @ZOMBIESrEMO_Official 4 роки тому +74

    My 2019 depression has been cured.

  • @fitzyakamcsyke
    @fitzyakamcsyke 5 років тому +58

    College girls: "Youre awesome!"
    Tom Segura: "No I had to take, a crazy shit"

  • @blackhoodie3461
    @blackhoodie3461 2 роки тому +20

    I don’t think I ever seen joe laugh this hard before this is a legendary episode that I’ll always come back to laugh at

  • @TheHighCrowdGaming
    @TheHighCrowdGaming 7 років тому +92

    I wish there was a camera on Jamie. Just to see his reactions on episodes like this.

    • @shorpy3407
      @shorpy3407 7 років тому +2

      The High Crowd Gaming He's got a camera on him but it's rarely used

  • @denisdonohue1863
    @denisdonohue1863 7 років тому +99

    I was dating a girl once and she had ferocious diarrhea.
    Regularly?
    *I died shortly after hearing this

  • @inglouriousalpha8133
    @inglouriousalpha8133 4 роки тому +36

    i often come back here and just cry laughing every time. epic shit right here

  • @kommi1974
    @kommi1974 7 років тому +32

    I've never laughed so hard in my life. Tears pouring down my face. Can't breathe. My girlfriend in bed next to me asking me if I'm OK. Lmao!

    • @harrykelly4651
      @harrykelly4651 6 років тому

      I'm having the same problem right now

  • @llabronco
    @llabronco 7 років тому +772

    In high school I used to shit in the urinals, originally because my friends dared me to. The janitors avoided cleaning it, and because it wasn't submerged in water, within a day you could smell it from outside the bathroom. At school assemblies on Fridays the principal would refer to me as "the Mad Crapper" and ask the school for any information about who the perpetrator might be.

    • @cowrage1
      @cowrage1 6 років тому +79

      Alex Shine what a legend

    • @andygarcia8230
      @andygarcia8230 6 років тому +169

      The man. The myth. The legend. The mad crapper.

    • @tonyjenkins4898
      @tonyjenkins4898 6 років тому +10

      Awesome

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 6 років тому +38

      Icy wiener- time to call the Hardly Boys!!! Hahahah

    • @uwotm
      @uwotm 6 років тому +27

      Lmfao i had a buddy in high school who did this and it was fucking hilarious

  • @taylorheffernan176
    @taylorheffernan176 7 років тому +376

    Someone please animate this

    • @bovacanti3334
      @bovacanti3334 7 років тому +21

      Taylor Heffernan PLEASE

    • @marcpeppp3935
      @marcpeppp3935 7 років тому +2

      Taylor Heffernan exactly what I was thinking!

    • @SeedyNathan
      @SeedyNathan 7 років тому +1

      That would be hilarious, literally just listening to this live I were in stitches the animation would make it even 10x better! Would appreciate if you any mma fans here checked out my promo for the may-mac fight and helped me reach 150 subs

    • @jayjayson9613
      @jayjayson9613 7 років тому

      Taylor Heffernan I was thinking the same thing!

    • @T25de
      @T25de 7 років тому

      I've seen some animated bits, this would be epic if animated!!!

  • @ext93
    @ext93 2 роки тому +71

    My dad (r.i.p) and I had a story that we referred to only as "the guy at the gas station" for over 25 years.
    We were driving somewhere and stopped at a rest stop. I was only like 6 years old at the time. Some dude was in the stall while we were using the urinals, and he farted/pooped to such an extreme degree that we immediately busted out laughing. We had to run out of the building because we were laughing so hard. I think we laughed for almost 30 minutes straight without saying a single word as my dad drove us down the highway after leaving. One of the funniest moments of my life. I have more fart stories than should be legal

    • @KennethDavis11
      @KennethDavis11 2 роки тому +2

      I will never forget the one time I was in the stall of the bathroom and let out one of those high pitched farts and my buddy in the other side of the room just started dying for 5 minutes.

    • @someonehangingout2276
      @someonehangingout2276 Рік тому

      Going though hard times bc of my sick mom, but this made me feel better :)

    • @ext93
      @ext93 Рік тому +1

      @@someonehangingout2276 hope she recovers quickly, glad you enjoyed the story

    • @spiralout3942
      @spiralout3942 Рік тому

      This story is gold. Thanks for sharing 😂😂

    • @MatthewSedgley
      @MatthewSedgley Рік тому

      Tell us more dude this ones gold

  • @ajrob77
    @ajrob77 4 роки тому +30

    Tom Segura’s moans from laughing himself sick from about 12:56 to 13:10 makes me laugh so hard 🤣
    I listen to this clip at least once a month as therapy... my happy pill.

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 2 роки тому

      Dying punching a bowl

  • @bigchimp2292
    @bigchimp2292 7 років тому +15

    He’s changing flavours might be the funniest line I’ve ever heard

  • @josh474
    @josh474 6 років тому +60

    11:10 has happened to EVERYONE 😂😂😂

  • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
    @Hectoralejandroguerrero 4 роки тому +9

    Joey Diaz did a solid 20 minute set. This killed me!!!

  • @Lee-ui9tk
    @Lee-ui9tk Місяць тому +2

    This was the greatest Rogan era. No politics, no vaxx talks, flesh light was still an official sponsor, and just a couple of buddies sitting around sharing shit stories. Top tier content

  • @JR-ls9fq
    @JR-ls9fq 4 роки тому +9

    Tom saying “ why is it sometimes hot?” In the tone of a confused kid gets me every time 😂

  • @iainttellinumyname118
    @iainttellinumyname118 7 років тому +68

    a JRE a day keeps the doctor away.

  • @CDickMcAwsomepants
    @CDickMcAwsomepants 5 років тому +31

    "The sensitivity of the inner-asshole region is amazing"

  • @Grandmaster_Vic
    @Grandmaster_Vic 5 років тому +25

    I had to pause the video like 4 times. I have never cried so much from laughter in a very long time. Joey Diaz is a fucking legend 😂😂

  • @mnwctid
    @mnwctid 4 роки тому +10

    "I just had a conversation with Susan" lmfao

  • @calebfromcolumbus3831
    @calebfromcolumbus3831 11 місяців тому +2

    “I just had a conversation with Susan” 😂

  • @PDG_
    @PDG_ 7 років тому +7

    *OMG he's changing flavours* I fucking died