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  • @extractorfan3774
    @extractorfan3774 4 роки тому +6859

    Joey Diaz: "Joe Rogan just between me and you..."
    *5 Million people lean in*

  • @Pyrokami
    @Pyrokami 4 роки тому +7114

    The fact that Joey looks at Jamie also, while hes telling his stories, makes me so happy.

    • @callumbush1
      @callumbush1 4 роки тому +557

      Hey man Jamie is part of the crew he's Joes right hand man, he does a great job!

    • @gummixx6885
      @gummixx6885 4 роки тому +285

      @@callumbush1 We all love jamie the GOAT

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 4 роки тому +118

      lmao what is this narrative that Jaime doesnt exist ? i feel guest talk to him or joe refers to him during episodes

    • @reuben8140
      @reuben8140 4 роки тому +232

      You can tell a lot about someone from how they treat their juniors , good man Uncle Joey ✊✊

    • @THESLEEPYMAN
      @THESLEEPYMAN 4 роки тому +70

      @@biglicker4473 You should see the look Joe gives him sometimes when he says something

  • @jadonburge5425
    @jadonburge5425 3 роки тому +2208

    Joey Diaz can’t tell a story with out telling u the year and the street it happened on 😂

    • @louisdimenna880
      @louisdimenna880 3 роки тому +135

      That’s just old school greaseball shit even tho he ain’t Italian he grew up in a all Italian neighborhood

    • @tomzadvydas1758
      @tomzadvydas1758 3 роки тому +29

      He’s Cuban yea?

    • @blink180foo5
      @blink180foo5 3 роки тому +12

      @@tomzadvydas1758 yea

    • @rawrcalumx
      @rawrcalumx 3 роки тому +34

      That's part of his charm lol

    • @ritchl3262
      @ritchl3262 3 роки тому +6

      My dad kinda does that too.

  • @colbydemarco3081
    @colbydemarco3081 3 роки тому +303

    “Think it’ll be over by May”... laughs in September

  • @motherbear6146
    @motherbear6146 4 роки тому +3245

    Joe: how ya feelin'?
    Giant cloud of smoke : like a new fawkn man

    • @awgemojica6015
      @awgemojica6015 4 роки тому +55

      Mother Bear what a legend 😂

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/4Uu__BP26sc/v-deo.html

    • @BlueElitefromHaloCE
      @BlueElitefromHaloCE 4 роки тому +22

      Like a docta

    • @dragonwarriorz1
      @dragonwarriorz1 4 роки тому +5

      @@singhatar0912 Thanks for the vid, now I know Joey Diaz is truly a Chad.

    • @gti5700
      @gti5700 4 роки тому +7

      No cough when he said it though

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 4 роки тому +5279

    If the Corona virus entered Joey's body, it would be so messed up by the edibles, it would just get paranoid and leave.

    • @ernestoaguilera6632
      @ernestoaguilera6632 4 роки тому +46

      Lol weed is amazing😃

    • @Bhans920
      @Bhans920 4 роки тому +52

      Noooo corona can’t take my uncle Joey

    • @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243
      @charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243 4 роки тому +48

      Wow people take your comment way too seriously. Do like Joey take an edible and calm down.

    • @chaosswa-ee-ty5911
      @chaosswa-ee-ty5911 4 роки тому +5

      Are you the same person who posted this last night, or are you just copying ?

    • @chaosswa-ee-ty5911
      @chaosswa-ee-ty5911 4 роки тому +2

      @I-H8-MUSLIMS oh I thought we were talking about Rogan

  • @sarahbellum414
    @sarahbellum414 Рік тому +75

    Joey Diaz gives me the same feeling as Christmas morning at my parents house as an adult... familiar and comforting.

    • @stephenherring6219
      @stephenherring6219 Рік тому +1

      Yep, that’s exactly how I feel… comfort- sure miss the joint 2 times a week but I’m grateful for his one a week!!!

  • @soberchowdhury
    @soberchowdhury 3 роки тому +71

    54:00 " you say the truth you're not gonna have a lot of friends" Joey Diaz

  • @bradb699
    @bradb699 4 роки тому +2098

    If a cigarette could speak, it would sound like joey diaz

    • @ismirgagula1622
      @ismirgagula1622 4 роки тому +116

      Brad Bomysoad more like cigar. Cuban cigar

    • @danielbel67
      @danielbel67 4 роки тому +50

      Joe budden is a cigarette, Joey is a cubano

    • @cllcccic8270
      @cllcccic8270 4 роки тому +11

      I believe that belongs to my uncle

    • @euan6495
      @euan6495 4 роки тому +18

      If an old cigar smoking vacuum bag could speak

    • @Dankdalorde
      @Dankdalorde 4 роки тому +1

      ismir gagula mmmmm butter

  • @andrewkroetsch5953
    @andrewkroetsch5953 4 роки тому +2588

    “My brother” *smoke dissipates to reveal Joey Diaz*

    • @rosharma7443
      @rosharma7443 4 роки тому +122

      That's some soul feeding stuff right there

    • @slugakristov8343
      @slugakristov8343 4 роки тому +7

      Amen

    • @jordanmitchell4600
      @jordanmitchell4600 4 роки тому +49

      the world needs more of Joey Diaz at this time.

    • @iamLODD
      @iamLODD 4 роки тому +22

      Andrew Kroetsch appeared like a f***** pokemon 🤣🤣

    • @dafucksgoinon
      @dafucksgoinon 4 роки тому +16

      That’s the only way to introduce him tbh

  • @zeal9274
    @zeal9274 3 роки тому +52

    I’m just rewatching this because it’s one of my favorites but I really do appreciate the realness and how genuine these guys are. These past couple months have been pretty tough but Ive been keeping my head up and doin what I gotta do. Thank you guys for making some of us not feel so alone, especially in times like these.

  • @jakeandreas9621
    @jakeandreas9621 Рік тому +183

    I could watch Joey all day long, I hope you have him back on your podcast soon.

    • @klangeler95
      @klangeler95 6 місяців тому

      He's coming back along with Lesnar and Stallone

  • @bigcitymao4657
    @bigcitymao4657 4 роки тому +611

    “In 81’ I would’ve snorted the coronavirus.” -Joey the legend Diaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertdavis4192
      @robertdavis4192 4 роки тому +8

      I fucking love Joey Diaz

    • @Joshpower57
      @Joshpower57 4 роки тому +5

      @Tom H or his blood system carries the cure to the virus cause he's Joey eating coke boogers Diaz

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 роки тому +2

      The cure is Coronadiaz

    • @user-im4wl2ci5n
      @user-im4wl2ci5n 4 роки тому

      @@BoqPrecision 1:37:40

  • @arminarlert23
    @arminarlert23 4 роки тому +1624

    Whenever there’s a new Joey Diaz pod it feels like Christmas

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 роки тому +27

      Max Kellerman he brings the true rogan out

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 роки тому +17

      It definitely feels like Christmas getting episodes with Joey Diaz and Duncan Trussel both this week

    • @rosscarpenter5822
      @rosscarpenter5822 4 роки тому +4

      100GTAGUY and Bert and Tom. Playing the hits

    • @ezanakassu
      @ezanakassu 4 роки тому +1

      aviato287 x ok bro

    • @Yousef-mi2qk
      @Yousef-mi2qk 4 роки тому +3

      2 lying Schills crying over a fake virus they both know isn't real . 2 Bad Actors,,not fooling this Man, Kids

  • @willyyg
    @willyyg 3 роки тому +103

    “Governor of New York, Cuomo, put him in coach”
    that did not age well😬

    • @YomaanMand
      @YomaanMand 3 роки тому +21

      exactly what I was thinking. the way they talked about it, being so convinced of his competence, was actually quite scary in hindsight. thinking about how he just stuffed all the infected old people into those care facilities, effectively killing them.
      like, people have to spend some time informing themselves before having a political opinion, this shit is actually dangerous, not even kidding

    • @miketwomey8133
      @miketwomey8133 3 роки тому +4

      Especially now after the allegations lol

    • @willyyg
      @willyyg 2 роки тому +5

      @@miketwomey8133 it just keeps getting better and better

    • @benjamin3290
      @benjamin3290 2 роки тому +5

      Sad part is so many people will hear influential guys they like (such as Rogan and Diaz) and go along with their opinions while doing literally zero research or critical thinking of their own. Like even without those two horrific scandals, Cuomo was a pretty bad governor on other issues too. The number of small businesses fleeing NY state in the last decade is shocking actually. But just goes to show how little people are informed (and this isn't a D vs R comment, I am an equal opportunity hater when it comes to politics. Registered independent)

    • @sidneyhunt926
      @sidneyhunt926 2 роки тому +1

      Yesssss

  • @katiestarling665
    @katiestarling665 2 роки тому +22

    It's crazy to hear conversations now from the start of the pandemic.

  • @jeremyleven1733
    @jeremyleven1733 4 роки тому +519

    Honestly with everything that's going on, listening to Joe and Joey D just shoot the shit about life makes me feel a little better. So thanks JRE

    • @parallaxoldchannel
      @parallaxoldchannel 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, kind of adds a "its just another day" tone to it all.

    • @doublestandards4enemies994
      @doublestandards4enemies994 4 роки тому +3

      simp

    • @gogothdar
      @gogothdar 4 роки тому +3

      It totally does. It's been nice with Tom and Ber and now joey it's been all of his close friends it's been nice.

    • @brownfox3180
      @brownfox3180 4 роки тому +3

      Perfectly said my friend. Greetings from the UK

    • @smoovetoons2092
      @smoovetoons2092 4 роки тому +5

      @qedqef Says the simpleton who can't spell. Stay in home school, dumdum..

  • @Godcansaveyoutoday
    @Godcansaveyoutoday 4 роки тому +138

    LOST MY JOB TODAY. BUT A JOINT AND THIS PODCAST MADE ME FORGET.
    I pray for all though in bad times right now with the virus. Everyone that reads this god bless you and take care of your family and friends at this time. Going to be hard but god will help you through it. Takecare

    • @richoffcrypto8280
      @richoffcrypto8280 4 роки тому +4

      Worldnewsendtimes thanks for the love man all back at you big dawg 💯🙏🏽

    • @dariusgjoy
      @dariusgjoy 4 роки тому +1

      Worldnewsendtimes....keep ya head up we pulling for you

    • @Vegas-tb1gm
      @Vegas-tb1gm 4 роки тому +2

      Worldnewsendtimes hang in there bro file the unemployment n get that extra 600 your n my heart brutha

    • @miamiheatbaby87
      @miamiheatbaby87 4 роки тому +1

      Worldnewsendtimes stay strong my bro. You’re gonna bounce back stronger

    • @joewatts4839
      @joewatts4839 4 роки тому +1

      What field?

  • @WD40318
    @WD40318 3 роки тому +50

    When Joey laughs it sounds like the portal to hell has opened up

    • @maddog4390
      @maddog4390 3 роки тому +2

      I wasn't watching but heard it and thought he was punching cones

    • @jinxedsphinx3600
      @jinxedsphinx3600 2 роки тому +2

      @@maddog4390 sorry I’m a fuckin momo but what does punching cones mean?

  • @grahamschwarz4822
    @grahamschwarz4822 8 місяців тому +7

    3 years later we’re all chilling listening to the Covid part 😭😂

  • @Mississippi601ist
    @Mississippi601ist 4 роки тому +703

    Joey Diaz: could you imagine coming up to me in 81 saying there’s the Coronavirus..... I would’ve snorted the Coronavirus.
    😂😂

  • @breehalter6033
    @breehalter6033 4 роки тому +192

    I don't think I've ever heard a guest on Joe Rogan say "Excuse me Jamie, can you...". Love Uncle Joey. ❤

    • @AJ-jt4ti
      @AJ-jt4ti 4 роки тому

      Bree Halter act class.

    • @markhc4581
      @markhc4581 4 роки тому +8

      He's the only guest Bree that talks to young Jamie like that. Excellent observation. Cheers to you🥂🇺🇸

    • @corncobcollins3453
      @corncobcollins3453 4 роки тому +1

      Deserves to be top comment

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 4 роки тому

      Bret weinstien sad that

  • @thegreatboppilini9006
    @thegreatboppilini9006 3 роки тому +27

    It's wild that I'm rewatching older and older stuff and we're STILL going through COVID-19. I can't believe the last 7 months

    • @markbrennan212
      @markbrennan212 3 роки тому +3

      This has aged well, update on 4 months later, still the same auld shit happening

    • @camoboy723
      @camoboy723 3 роки тому +1

      @@markbrennan212 5 months later and Florida is pretty much opened up

    • @Beautiful_soul999
      @Beautiful_soul999 2 роки тому

      Speaking of opening back up..... Sept 1st 2021.. Look how the hands of time are turning right back.. Ughh😫🤢

    • @uriahmichot926
      @uriahmichot926 4 місяці тому

      Hi!!! From the future here!... how do you feel now?!!😂😂😂

  • @sebastianbart3054
    @sebastianbart3054 8 місяців тому +8

    Still listening to this 2023 😂 aged very well

    • @4363HASHMI
      @4363HASHMI 6 місяців тому +4

      Allows the listeners to reflect how COVID was handled

  • @6a617b
    @6a617b 4 роки тому +603

    Joey Diaz is New Jersey if New Jersey was a person.

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 4 роки тому +9

      Welcome to New Jersey- “our state smells like shit”

    • @fortune1186
      @fortune1186 4 роки тому +4

      Luis A. Cuevas wring more like the Bronx...who the fuck likes jersey

    • @brymartell9302
      @brymartell9302 4 роки тому +1

      Joey Diaz is 💯 NJ

    • @justinmichaeltarot
      @justinmichaeltarot 4 роки тому

      Luis A. Cuevas 😂 absolutely

    • @johnguanciale258
      @johnguanciale258 4 роки тому +11

      What the fuck do any of you know about NJ?

  • @JamieJacksonati
    @JamieJacksonati 4 роки тому +1888

    Joey Diaz feels like a man from a bygone era, a final connection to a past we’ve forgotten. When he goes it feels like a past will go with him. What a legend.

    • @MalabarTheGreat
      @MalabarTheGreat 4 роки тому +100

      Funny thing is that Joey is only a few years older than Joe. CoCo was raised in old-NYC-era Jersey -- that's what you're feeling. My uncle is the same way.

    • @sgriffin8560
      @sgriffin8560 4 роки тому +23

      Ain't takin' no shizzle from no one. That's what it is. It's just a way of expressing oneself. Hard ass NE. It comes in different flavors, depending on where you're from. The NE version is full of life. So many other places, it's less friendly, because it doesn't announce itself. It just pops your ass.

    • @yenodah2671
      @yenodah2671 4 роки тому +9

      @@MalabarTheGreat joey looks older because he abuses his body as much as I love him he ain't making it past 65

    • @vincentvega6932
      @vincentvega6932 3 роки тому +3

      U need to know more Cubans my friend lol... But Joey's great man, love listening to these two

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 3 роки тому +12

      Wtf are you talking about? Joey doesn’t exist it’s just Jamie in a Mongolian suit

  • @friedriceman
    @friedriceman Рік тому +11

    It’s really cool to know that a guy with so much charisma and confidence like Joey also deals with anxiety and fears. He’s just so authentic and he doesn’t shy away from that stuff.

  • @phillippalkowski1532
    @phillippalkowski1532 Рік тому +54

    Joe you need to get uncle Joey back on for another one, we're all way overdue here now and we all wanna laugh our asses off at his hilarious story telling. We love you Uncle Joey!

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 4 роки тому +702

    I can't tell if Joey is dying or laughing unless the camera is on him.

  • @Blu_Cow_Media
    @Blu_Cow_Media 4 роки тому +307

    “Jaime good to see you brother” the love for Jamie from Joey is real. Look back at all the other Joey podcast, my favorite is “Jamie if you don’t mind when you get a sec...”

    • @CristopherGore
      @CristopherGore 4 роки тому +55

      1:07:50 “Excuse me Jamie, if you could, see if there’s a trailer for it”
      I love the respect from Uncle Joey

    • @DaveFallows
      @DaveFallows 4 роки тому +27

      He's sat there talking to Rogan AND Jamie.
      He's a genuine gentleman. He'll address everyone in the room.

    • @rat4992
      @rat4992 4 роки тому +2

      David Fallows so much so that sometimes he doesn’t know how to podcast lol

    • @anoniconoclast2030
      @anoniconoclast2030 4 роки тому +2

      The best one was when out of the blue he yelled "Jamie don't just sit there...do something."

    • @DChappelle27
      @DChappelle27 4 роки тому +4

      Joey is a loving dude and genuinely cares about people. Might be a bit rough around the edges, but the dude has a massive heart.

  • @MrSir-jw6pb
    @MrSir-jw6pb 3 роки тому +17

    I like how joey calls joe by his first and last name EVERY TIME🤣

  • @Ck-io4hs
    @Ck-io4hs 3 роки тому +22

    It’s crazy watching this back “ governor newsome and cuomo are doing a great job” lmao

  • @jondee715
    @jondee715 4 роки тому +319

    “I got weed til doomsday” - I fucking love this guy

  • @MCJJtracks
    @MCJJtracks 4 роки тому +389

    If this thing last months let's just have this be the joe and joey show

    • @captainvimes6079
      @captainvimes6079 4 роки тому +6

      Justin Johansen Roe Jogan and Doey Jiaz 100%

    • @loganwarnermusic
      @loganwarnermusic 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Johansen yeah fr fr tho

    • @nickselleck522
      @nickselleck522 4 роки тому +1

      Fuck that.. I dont know why everyone likes Joey Diaz. I for one do not find him funny at all. I only watch these episodes because of my love for Rogan but I would never ever ever listen to a Joey Diaz podcast and I sure as shit wouldn't pay to watch him tell jokes. His persona is worked out and sickening. Fat useless fuck. Makes me sick. Lol anyways.

    • @pygmalioninvenus6057
      @pygmalioninvenus6057 4 роки тому +13

      @@nickselleck522 You convinced me to get my transgender surgery. Thank you Nicky.

    • @evansoutdoors4022
      @evansoutdoors4022 4 роки тому +13

      @@nickselleck522 Sorry but you dropped your soymilk

  • @KrankyYankyee
    @KrankyYankyee 3 роки тому +11

    Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan are two of my favorite humans and they like to talk together I love it, if I ever decide to try stand up it's because of these two people.

  • @friedriceman
    @friedriceman Рік тому +7

    Joey Diaz is a treasure trove of insane facts and history. Joey could say “Back in February of 83’, my uncle showed me some pictures that he took at yacht party with Pablo Escobar, Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury” and then it would be discovered to be 100% true. Elephants wish they had Joey’s memory.

  • @mrb5142
    @mrb5142 4 роки тому +334

    Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz.... I stop everything, get high and enjoy the next 3 hours🤘🏻😎

  • @itzvirt
    @itzvirt 4 роки тому +738

    Joe: " what does Xanax do?"
    Joey: "So this one night in 86..."

    • @Huhconduct
      @Huhconduct 4 роки тому +16

      "WHAT'S IT DOOO?!"

    • @itzvirt
      @itzvirt 4 роки тому +6

      @@Huhconduct 😂😂he just about had a temper tantrum

    • @nhossain
      @nhossain 4 роки тому +7

      What's the timestamp?

    • @mrxd17
      @mrxd17 4 роки тому +1

      “It was February 11th”

    • @Cleopapiproduction
      @Cleopapiproduction 4 роки тому +2

      Isn't 86 when Pantera was formed?

  • @erikmeulenberg5541
    @erikmeulenberg5541 Рік тому +6

    Joey Diaz. not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need! Insanely smart and unique guy, sadly never got the recognition he served. Luckily he saw that and did his part the way he could to give him what the world unconsciously deserves... Ty Joe for this

  • @blackiowa
    @blackiowa 3 роки тому +13

    I would listen to an entire podcast of Joey Diaz doing nothing but movie reviews. It would be 5 hours because he would get started on one movie and think of another and so on and so on....and I would be there for all of it.

  • @JoeSebGriff
    @JoeSebGriff 4 роки тому +358

    I clicked on this like a little kid running to the door screaming UNCLE JOEY!!!!! ♥️

    • @Ek0
      @Ek0 4 роки тому +3

      JOOOOOOOOO AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 4 роки тому +1

      Breinheimme Sotin i fucking actually laughed out loud after I read that haha

    • @withnail-and-i
      @withnail-and-i 4 роки тому +2

      @@DeShawnaldTrump it's a copy pasta

    • @michaeladams6847
      @michaeladams6847 4 роки тому +3

      @@breinheimmesotin7166 get something original. And perhaps try something funny.

  • @cnirvana1
    @cnirvana1 4 роки тому +483

    I'll always love how every single time Joey addresses Rogan he calls him by his full name.
    "Let me tell you somethin' Joe Rogan"

    • @motherbear6146
      @motherbear6146 4 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of Ron white a few drinks in on the show
      Something something something JOE

    • @mikeyfreeman5776
      @mikeyfreeman5776 4 роки тому +6

      I think Joey calls everyone by their full name

    • @mrpigfat2648
      @mrpigfat2648 4 роки тому +3

      Dude its the funniest thing

    • @robrichardson5187
      @robrichardson5187 4 роки тому +3

      Been friends well over 20 years. Still calls his full name. 😂

    • @postersandstuff
      @postersandstuff 4 роки тому +2

      Hogan : Let me tell ya something , Mean Gene !

  • @publicbroadcasting1
    @publicbroadcasting1 Рік тому +3

    Only 2 things that could make this podcast better is Stars of Death and Lee Syatt

  • @siddhantsatoskar
    @siddhantsatoskar 4 роки тому +268

    I could listen to Uncle Joey and Joe talk forever into Oblivion.

  • @OliverNorthZA
    @OliverNorthZA 4 роки тому +516

    Joey "I got weed till Doomsday" Diaz

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 роки тому +2

      gotta be ready man.. I'm running out and I already got 3 dealers on the ready 😂

    • @antoinebutler43
      @antoinebutler43 4 роки тому +1

      @@prasun911 bout to reup now haaahaa contactless delivery

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 роки тому +5

      @skOsH we don't have it legalised here man.. and we don't do hard drugs cause they aren't that great.. just psychedelics and weed

    • @dylandonis4590
      @dylandonis4590 4 роки тому +4

      Prasun man I'm in Australia, that shit needs to be legal here when you compare it to all the methheads running around here lol

    • @prasun911
      @prasun911 4 роки тому +4

      @@dylandonis4590 exactly man.. I can buy alcohol from a grocery shop.. I'd happily pay taxes for some better weed honestly 😂

  • @WriteSound
    @WriteSound 3 роки тому +8

    Joey’s off-screen wheezing laughter is amazing

  • @tonypuryear5631
    @tonypuryear5631 3 роки тому +21

    Joeys voice sounds like someone moving around on a leather couch 🤣

  • @neonnook5630
    @neonnook5630 4 роки тому +273

    Leave it to Uncle Joey to say "between you and me" on a podcast to millions of people.

    • @victorvegas777
      @victorvegas777 4 роки тому +2

    • @devonfaulks9135
      @devonfaulks9135 4 роки тому +1

      I think he says that like everytime he comes on 😂😂

    • @teejay3698
      @teejay3698 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah but who are we gunna tell

    • @benjohnston9451
      @benjohnston9451 4 роки тому

      Soo true!!!

    • @d-fens5866
      @d-fens5866 4 роки тому +1

      He knows the people he doesn’t want to hear aren’t listening anyway. The CIA don’t listen to Rogan.

  • @jaytree5805
    @jaytree5805 4 роки тому +431

    When I see Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan together I don't even think I just click.

  • @theawesometrollercat
    @theawesometrollercat 3 роки тому +22

    Nobody:
    Joey Diaz: I wanna snort some corona. Gimme a line of corona.

  • @eth1128
    @eth1128 2 роки тому +1

    The way Joey Diaz can get along with & roll with Joe's conversation is a skill

  • @undergroundmoto8287
    @undergroundmoto8287 4 роки тому +809

    Nobody:
    Joey Diaz: Alright listen back in ‘84 i was in North Bergen

    • @5thgen691
      @5thgen691 4 роки тому +57

      "Back in boulder"

    • @evergreensceptre
      @evergreensceptre 4 роки тому +8

      This killed me!

    • @mrtony12893
      @mrtony12893 4 роки тому +51

      Listen Joe rogan it was the summer of 85 and I just got a bag of coke

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 3 роки тому +3

      “North Bergen New Jersey” those words are engraved in my mind

    • @Sir_Zangrief
      @Sir_Zangrief 3 роки тому

      Dawg

  • @DLoc-tu2yq
    @DLoc-tu2yq 4 роки тому +349

    1:01:45
    joey "theres been some weird people who got tested:
    joe "like who"
    joey "isbun albus"
    joe "who?"
    joey "isbun albus"
    joe "idris elba? *DIES* *OF* *LAUGHTER*
    joey " yea"
    lmfao i love when joey butchers names

    • @LpLp-sc5zp
      @LpLp-sc5zp 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣 when he tried pronounce kawhi name too

    • @neildavidson7809
      @neildavidson7809 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @kdtm1979
      @kdtm1979 4 роки тому +3

      Wasnt he in Harry Potter?

    • @moebetta08
      @moebetta08 4 роки тому +15

      Someone needs to do a supercut of Joey Diaz butchering everyone's names!

    • @WaynePDL
      @WaynePDL 4 роки тому +1

      My face hurts 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @benbollivar5431
    @benbollivar5431 3 роки тому +2

    Joey is a true entertainer and you can tell because he’s even telling the story to the off cam ppl and he doesn’t bullshit like he’d tell you some bad shit from the past like it was nothing. Joey keeps it real, Cuban legend

  • @alanb02
    @alanb02 2 роки тому +2

    So cringe to look back at all this Covid talk but it involves Joey so I’m here for it

  • @AlexGAlexG
    @AlexGAlexG 4 роки тому +1655

    I could just listen to Joey Diaz talk endlessly. I’d love him to do all the Harry Potter audio books or something

    • @BamEaton
      @BamEaton 4 роки тому +171

      Alex G Alex G Alex G Someone needs to contact the people who can make this happen. Imagine Harry running in giving it ”FLIPENDO YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER” in Joey’s voice. Brilliant. Someone make it happen.

    • @leostevanovic5205
      @leostevanovic5205 4 роки тому +159

      "Harry youre a muthafuckin wizard"

    • @chunkycheesemonkey99
      @chunkycheesemonkey99 4 роки тому +93

      Only if he's allowed to break the script for stories and remarks xD

    • @johngrandon7673
      @johngrandon7673 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly

    • @anna-marieoconnor4795
      @anna-marieoconnor4795 4 роки тому +2

      What's wrong with you hahaha

  • @professorpancakes6545
    @professorpancakes6545 4 роки тому +455

    If a bowl of gravel could talk, it would sound like Joey CoCo Diaz.

    • @Eric-np2yd
      @Eric-np2yd 4 роки тому +5

      That's hilarious man! Cheers

    • @robdmusic915
      @robdmusic915 4 роки тому +2

      😆😆😆😆

    • @GuacSause
      @GuacSause 4 роки тому +1

      stolen

    • @atmanp3380
      @atmanp3380 4 роки тому +1

      Bacon Pancakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pspence1963
      @pspence1963 4 роки тому +1

      That was hilarious. Perfect!

  • @StephenIC
    @StephenIC 3 роки тому +11

    So interesting to go back and see people at the start of the pandemic thinking it would last a few weeks or months

    • @BMF_JOHNS
      @BMF_JOHNS 2 роки тому +2

      You’re 100% on point. Sometimes I go back and watch podcasts of when this first started to see how we thought back then. I don’t think anyone could imagine this still going on a year and a half later. This is a nightmare

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 2 роки тому +2

      For real. Months later I'm still flopping my BBC on the table waiting for a roach to suck it. Nothing has changed. The world seems different but not much has changed.

    • @dredaddiez8974
      @dredaddiez8974 2 роки тому +1

      @@sasukeuchiha8801 bruh

  • @MrsStudley1
    @MrsStudley1 3 роки тому +3

    I know Joe never reads these, but i started taking vitamins after him saying it over and over. I feel much healthier, so thanks!

    • @jessican9860
      @jessican9860 3 роки тому

      What brand?

    • @MrsStudley1
      @MrsStudley1 3 роки тому

      @@jessican9860 just generic women's one a days

  • @jimbo416jones
    @jimbo416jones 4 роки тому +158

    Uncle Joey breathing hard into the mic is the only ASMR I need in life

    • @j.elixier8873
      @j.elixier8873 4 роки тому

      James Davies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikeszabo6800
    @mikeszabo6800 2 роки тому +3

    What I love about Joey Diaz is he talks from the heart and stomach unlike most who have good information but just talk from the head. I see a lot in society people becoming robots and losing the human spirit

  • @DavidCaudry
    @DavidCaudry Рік тому +1

    "I've got lighters till the next fucking millenium"
    "He was a Clippers fan when they were 0 and 92" 😂😂

  • @Berdymadafakas
    @Berdymadafakas 4 роки тому +171

    Joey: I feel rested
    Jon Jones: I feel arrested

    • @craigkoehler4363
      @craigkoehler4363 4 роки тому +1

      Well, he is black so...

    • @noahwelsh8371
      @noahwelsh8371 4 роки тому +1

      @@craigkoehler4363 you trying to roleplay like a social reject or just being yourself?

    • @slugakristov8343
      @slugakristov8343 4 роки тому

      @@noahwelsh8371 it is funny relax safespace

  • @229chedder1
    @229chedder1 4 роки тому +143

    I love how nice and respectful Joey is towards Jamie. He tries to talk to him and is always nice when he asks him to pull something up.

    • @IceKoldKilla
      @IceKoldKilla 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, wasn't always that way from what I saw in some older videos. Maybe had to earn the respect.

    • @kodaction6511
      @kodaction6511 4 роки тому +6

      Probably because he doesn't know how to look things up himself so he treats it as a bigger service than it really is

    • @ogyen7
      @ogyen7 4 роки тому +3

      Joey fears educated people with a A in physics 101

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 4 роки тому +5

      Jamie fanboys out early today.

    • @mrmovelook
      @mrmovelook 4 роки тому

      @@LetsGoGetThem i know right 😂

  • @Fro_manX
    @Fro_manX 10 місяців тому +1

    Man when Joey passes I think the whole world will mourn

  • @yadonebum
    @yadonebum Рік тому +1

    if the knowledge of the internet was a person it would be joey diaz he knows it all and seems like the type to hold a conversation the longest lmao love the content man

  • @aslthedon3250
    @aslthedon3250 4 роки тому +989

    WHO ELESE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW JOEY 😂

  • @TempleofAmon666
    @TempleofAmon666 4 роки тому +427

    I never get tired of uncle Joey. I could listen to him telling stories all day.

    • @benjohnston9451
      @benjohnston9451 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed!

    • @bleedthebeat
      @bleedthebeat 4 роки тому +1

      @MA GA not metaforicaly but literally i bet he has about 3 pounds of shit in him a any given moment

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 4 роки тому +4

      @@bleedthebeat 3 pounds of shit he'll crap out in the shower later and then squish it down the drain.

    • @bnol03686
      @bnol03686 4 роки тому +4

      Biggest liar out there

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 4 роки тому +1

      @MA GA he's disgusting I don't know what kind of person is a joey "poo in the shower" Diaz fan.

  • @retardinho5048
    @retardinho5048 2 роки тому

    Harlem Nights is still one of the greatest ever. So many legends in one movie. Pure quality.

  • @lilizugaming2672
    @lilizugaming2672 3 роки тому

    “Go hike & get lost hippy” 😂😂😂😂 I fucking died and came back to life

  • @bikesdrumsnstrings
    @bikesdrumsnstrings 4 роки тому +504

    Joey: I have asthma... wheeze
    Joe: Really?
    Joey: Yeah I have all of the chest problems... wheeze
    Joe: No way
    Joey: wheeze wheeze

    • @wolphlordSTICKMAN
      @wolphlordSTICKMAN 4 роки тому +5

      Hilarious 😂

    • @DelightfulDissident
      @DelightfulDissident 4 роки тому +3

      If either of these fucks get COVID19 they're really gonna struggle to breathe.

    • @globalcombattv
      @globalcombattv 4 роки тому +6

      @@DelightfulDissident Even Joe bro? Why Joe man, he looks like a robust individual.

    • @headshot217
      @headshot217 4 роки тому +4

      @@globalcombattv smokes

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 4 роки тому +13

      @@headshot217 Cannabis and tobacco do not have the same effect on lungs.

  • @jayro1509
    @jayro1509 4 роки тому +303

    “I DONT GIVE A FUCK THEY GOT PASTA IN UTAH!!”

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 4 роки тому +3

      You do know you can swear, right? Jesus ain't here.

    • @pl3459
      @pl3459 4 роки тому +2

      @@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt A tree goblin has three fingers and two teeth.

    • @youngmrjazz
      @youngmrjazz 4 роки тому +4

      @@pl3459 no it fucking doesn't

    • @Robert-sm3vq
      @Robert-sm3vq 4 роки тому

      @@pl3459 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

    • @jayro1509
      @jayro1509 4 роки тому

      ​​​ ​​​​​​ ​ ​​​ ​​​​​​ changed it for you because it bothered you that much

  • @Gally80
    @Gally80 2 роки тому +1

    Joe rogan never stop these podcasts with joey Diaz so informative and funny

  • @ladyofthemoonflower
    @ladyofthemoonflower 3 роки тому +7

    Joe: If this goes 6, 7 months...
    Me, listening in Dec 2020: 👀 so what had happened was...

  • @angelicataylor7179
    @angelicataylor7179 4 роки тому +399

    This week's JRE's brought to you by: loneliness, Joe misses his friends

    • @kyleteachout5565
      @kyleteachout5565 4 роки тому +9

      Gotta love Joe! He and his friends are lucky humans.

    • @52EpicTaco
      @52EpicTaco 4 роки тому +4

      *sighs* me too bro.

    • @chrisgerard2150
      @chrisgerard2150 4 роки тому +7

      He doesn’t want random guests or random guests won’t come on cause what’s going on so he’s just getting his friends.

    • @travisyates5411
      @travisyates5411 4 роки тому +2

      Chris gerard or.... they’re his friends and he misses them..

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 4 роки тому +2

      TJ Yates obviously he wants to consistently put the content out and collect the ad revenue you fucking moron 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🖕🏾

  • @joebuck8675
    @joebuck8675 4 роки тому +581

    The fact Joey hasn’t been given an animated series yet is beyond a joke

    • @davidzimmerman8169
      @davidzimmerman8169 4 роки тому +5

      Dude yes!

    • @gymhammy8279
      @gymhammy8279 4 роки тому +37

      I’m happy to hear he’s in Duncan trussell’s new animated series at least! Comes out on 420 😁

    • @kevinl6136
      @kevinl6136 4 роки тому +16

      He needs to get together with Martin Scorsese and make a gangster movie...

    • @mikea.8252
      @mikea.8252 4 роки тому +11

      HES A CHARACTER WITH A BUNCH OF CATS ON MIDNIGHT GOSPEL ON NETFLIX

    • @carlosmartel5753
      @carlosmartel5753 4 роки тому +4

      with danny brown

  • @gavenknapp5004
    @gavenknapp5004 Рік тому

    I love the fact he's so fuckin honest about every thought, action, justifications of Joey Diaz. Can learn so damn much from this old man if u just listen to him and open ya mind just a tad.

  • @Jimmy-yv6ci
    @Jimmy-yv6ci 3 роки тому +17

    1:19:56 Joey seems so happy 😂

  • @akshansh100
    @akshansh100 4 роки тому +225

    its funny how joey curses like a construction worker but then talk to jamie like a polite royal

    • @dignan193
      @dignan193 4 роки тому +38

      Uncle Joey is a hard worker, he respects the guy working

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +13

      Politeness knows no bounds
      Besides Jamie does most of the behind the scenes work while Joe just sits and talks.

    • @alexsanchez8406
      @alexsanchez8406 4 роки тому +4

      Iss resspekt

    • @Leonardo-or1ll
      @Leonardo-or1ll 4 роки тому +7

      A gentleman AND A SAVAGE

    • @RoyalHurlbert
      @RoyalHurlbert 4 роки тому

      Excuse me...could you pull that up Jammie

  • @ehhhhhhhhhh561
    @ehhhhhhhhhh561 4 роки тому +228

    Joe Rogan, I see what you're doing. Releasing a string of top-tier guest interviews to lift our spirits while we're stuck at home social distancing. You are a Saint. I already loved you but now I love you even more. Thank You. You have been an important part of my life for years now and I truly appreciate you. Through you I've discovered some of my other favorites: Jimmy Dore, Kill Tony, and a host of fantastic comics - like this Savage here, the great and powerful Joey Diaz :) xoxoxoxo

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 4 роки тому +3

      Amen

    • @MLHMODZ
      @MLHMODZ 4 роки тому +1

      Gay
      But really they are all coming through with good podcast lately

    • @itzgobi5624
      @itzgobi5624 4 роки тому +1

      More like promoting all his buddies while the irons hot which I got nothing against

    • @plumber1192
      @plumber1192 4 роки тому +1

      Meh, Bert and Tom got specials coming out. Joey is nice yeah. I honestly think he's trying to convince these guys to move away with him.

    • @suplexes3695
      @suplexes3695 4 роки тому +1

      Darwin BRO ON GODDDDDDDDDDDD, 1B VIEWS ON THIS ONE TODAY

  • @skeletonkeysproductionskp
    @skeletonkeysproductionskp 3 роки тому +11

    So strange watching this a year later with them talking about things that would never come to pass due to Lockdown.

  • @lukehughes2017
    @lukehughes2017 2 роки тому +1

    My stepdad Died from covid love u 2 so much respect xxx it is scary I live in England Birmingham

    • @jacobeady5730
      @jacobeady5730 2 роки тому

      Sorry for your loss brother. I have covid rn

  • @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy
    @Mr.HotDogShirtGuy 4 роки тому +474

    *Coronavirus:* "HE'S MINE!"
    *The continual cloud of reefer-smoke that fills Uncle Joey's lungs:* "You wanna get to him, you gotta go through me!"

  • @ThatAirplaneMechanic
    @ThatAirplaneMechanic 4 роки тому +146

    I Love Joeys stories and how he includes Jamie while on the podcast, best thing is how polite Joey is to Jamie when asking him to look things up for him.

    • @Poopinism
      @Poopinism 4 роки тому +5

      What’s up with everyone loving on Jamie? Is it a meme or sincere

    • @ThatAirplaneMechanic
      @ThatAirplaneMechanic 4 роки тому +2

      Pants 1000 I was being genuine

    • @musashi-avi284
      @musashi-avi284 4 роки тому +2

      @@Poopinism it's mostly sincere lmao

  • @milkyway6230
    @milkyway6230 Рік тому

    I love my Uncle Joey. He had me laughing my @ss off with the fart stories....Lmao

  • @braynewash6208
    @braynewash6208 3 роки тому +5

    Ive always loved how joey treats Jamie with such respect not like just some random guy sitting there but a comrade

  • @bobdaniels9993
    @bobdaniels9993 Рік тому +6

    Joe Joey Many thanks GUY'S Your Podcasts have made my life a Helluva lot better I'm a 68yr old disabled veteran I don't get out very much and I just come across the podcasts you guy's are entertaining and informative thank you very much

  • @ivanatoth
    @ivanatoth 4 роки тому +364

    The most magical thing about Joey is that if the camera isn't on him you can't tell whether his laughing or coughing or choking on phlem.

    • @ivanatoth
      @ivanatoth 4 роки тому +17

      @Belly Buttonboy Notoriously known as the Diaz Hattrick.

    • @gashank
      @gashank 4 роки тому +2

      @@ivanatoth im dying😂😂😂

    • @LedgersLifeCoach
      @LedgersLifeCoach 4 роки тому +2

      To- -Them seriously solid joke, he needs to know about this.

    • @siblix3957
      @siblix3957 4 роки тому

      Shut up

    • @jojombo3459
      @jojombo3459 4 роки тому

      proof : 55:22

  • @sheepinsleep9268
    @sheepinsleep9268 4 роки тому +224

    It is time for an Alex Jones episode. The world needs it lol.

    • @artrobert0875
      @artrobert0875 4 роки тому +4

      Evan Fletcher i could get behind that

    • @josefnaked
      @josefnaked 4 роки тому +9

      How about Alex Jones and Joey Diaz together. That fucking better than the avengers together.

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 4 роки тому

      Jose i imagine just screaming and loud talking throughout the entire podcast lol

  • @sasukeuchiha8801
    @sasukeuchiha8801 2 роки тому +1

    I keep coming back to these old ones

  • @alfonsoalbano120
    @alfonsoalbano120 2 роки тому +1

    Love when Joe and Joey Diaz get together 🇺🇸

  • @NINE93THREE
    @NINE93THREE 4 роки тому +158

    Major props to Joe for havin Duncan, Tom, Joey, all the favs on in these sickly times. Now all we need is another ALEX JONES special so he can rant and rave about this shit lol

    • @kileNoe
      @kileNoe 4 роки тому +1

      Go checkout p1ngtr1p alex jones calms our fears. Hilarious

    • @kburdick83
      @kburdick83 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck no. Him or edgybrah. Happy he has only been one once in the last 3 wks. Love him but not now. Tripoli almost killed me on the church

    • @nelsonxx501
      @nelsonxx501 4 роки тому

      RIFLEMAN_RYAN GAMEPLAY *MATURE CONTENT* bro I NEED another Alex Jones episode in my life

    • @tylerhinkle6254
      @tylerhinkle6254 4 роки тому

      RIFLEMAN_RYAN GAMEPLAY *MATURE CONTENT* only cause those are his close friends...

    • @NINE93THREE
      @NINE93THREE 4 роки тому

      @@tylerhinkle6254 well duh lol

  • @emir0324
    @emir0324 4 роки тому +393

    “ I just blew a tremendous garlic fart at the dmv, the Russian guy behind me had flashbacks of Chernobyl” Joey Diaz

    • @iamLODD
      @iamLODD 4 роки тому +12

      Tremendous 😂😂🤣

    • @NSUGS
      @NSUGS 4 роки тому +8

      Had to screenshot. Too fuckin funny

    • @autonaut279
      @autonaut279 4 роки тому +2

      Just reading that, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dnpchallenge
      @dnpchallenge 4 роки тому

      Hilarious

    • @DoktorDomo
      @DoktorDomo 4 роки тому +1

      Time Stamp ?

  • @logan1001
    @logan1001 3 роки тому +5

    This is chilling to hear in July of 2021

  • @ledhendrix5054
    @ledhendrix5054 2 роки тому

    I love to watch all J Diaz old Rogan show's , I cry with laughter

  • @dillinghamerboy25
    @dillinghamerboy25 4 роки тому +309

    53:39 the trans woman doing mma. Joey: “That’s domestic violence where I come from”. His little laugh after that is great.

    • @killershootin6934
      @killershootin6934 4 роки тому +6

      That cackle lmfao

    • @KnownProphet
      @KnownProphet 4 роки тому +1

      dillinghamerboy25 that cackle (the laugh you’re talking about) he does from time to time gets me every time 🤣

    • @liveinlove1001
      @liveinlove1001 4 роки тому +2

      windex laugh

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 4 роки тому +2

      Dont know if its a "biological weapon" but its certainly man made:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuhan_Institute_of_Virology -
      "In 2015, the Institute published successful research on whether a bat coronavirus could be made to infect HeLa. A team from the Institute engineered a hybrid virus, combining a bat coronavirus with a SARS virus that had been adapted to grow in mice and mimic human disease. The hybrid virus was able to infect human cells"
      www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7922379/Chinas-lab-studying-SARS-Ebola-Wuhan-outbreaks-center.html -
      "US biosafety experts warned in 2017 that a virus could 'escape' the facility"
      nypost.com/2020/02/22/dont-buy-chinas-story-the-coronavirus-may-have-leaked-from-a-lab/ -
      Chinese Ministry of Science and Technology released a new directive titled: “Instructions on strengthening biosecurity management in microbiology labs that handle advanced viruses like the novel coronavirus.”
      /
      "It turns out that in all of China, there is only one [pathogen laboratory]. And this one is located in the Chinese city of Wuhan that just happens to be … the epicenter of the epidemic."
      www.express.co.uk/news/world/1255805/coronavirus-wuhan-biosafety-lab-china-monkeys-sars-disease-virus-spt
      "WUHAN's level-four biosafety lab caused concern for scientists back in 2017, ahead of its opening a year later, unearthed reports show."
      /
      "In 2004, the World Health Organisation confirmed SARS - a distant relative of COVID-19 - had escaped a Beijing lab twice, via two separate workers."

    • @omalley16
      @omalley16 4 роки тому

      Same laugh at 55:21

  • @zacharymedeiros8045
    @zacharymedeiros8045 4 роки тому +335

    Joey Diaz: "If you told me about Corona at when I was 18 in 81 I would snorted that shit."
    Also Joey Diaz: "What's ibuprofen?"

  • @OhJaniceWhyOhWhy
    @OhJaniceWhyOhWhy 2 роки тому

    Joey Diaz: "There is nothing you can tell me, that I want to hear....."
    Love it!

  • @yousefmaadarani2900
    @yousefmaadarani2900 2 роки тому

    Coming back and watching this podcast after a year of Covid is a trip

  • @beenthuggen
    @beenthuggen 4 роки тому +174

    Coco episodes need to be numbered within themselves lol

    • @keiph4364
      @keiph4364 4 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty there's a channel for that.. we'll stumble upon it one day 💯 lmao

    • @captainjack97
      @captainjack97 4 роки тому +1

      People have made playlists

    • @heavy-d4032
      @heavy-d4032 4 роки тому

      BeenThuggen good call coach.

    • @Madmike772
      @Madmike772 4 роки тому +1

      The recent ones haven’t been near as as good as the early ones..

    • @SwagmasterG
      @SwagmasterG 4 роки тому

      paquitos hammer I think it’s just the fact the past couple of years they had a lot more to talk about up Joeys alley....