All The SECRET Things Boys Do *and don't tell you!* - Hailee And Kendra
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Today's video it's all about what boys do (and don't tell you about!). Let's talk about it! And tell us.. do YOU do that?! 👀
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A lot of these answers seem to be more from “boys” like teens, and not grown men. Almost any question I said yes to was things I did as a kid, not as an adult
Most of them do, we agree!
I was thinking the same thing.
I fit in many as a kid, oh my so may.
I think that's why there are a lot of gross ones that are low on the list some guys just kept the bad habits
A lot of the stuff that the guys supposedly do if they do them as adults it's usually because we're lazy or clinically depressed
I paused at 12:00 to comment.
I bet the survey, or finding, that Hailey and Kendra are going through will reveal the fact that guys will aim at a poop stain, with a straight pee stream, to try and get the stain off.
…. I need to know how many of y’all do this 😂 I’ve been watching your comment getting one like after another and now I’m going to keep an eye on it, for science lol
It's like a fun little mini game, I'd be surprised if there were many people who didn't do this 😂
Yep, I guess it's a continuation of when we were kids and mom would throw a little piece of toilet paper in the toilet so that we didn't find other things to aim at other than the toilet.
Finding that your wife or girlfriend finds a nasty stain on your underwear and screams out loud, OMG ! Did u just hit a deer. 😂
@@HaileeandKendra some urinals have a graphic to aim at to help men not miss 😅
Pickles wrapped in Ham, and cream cheese! I've heard that called Midwest/Wisconsin Sushi. So far, I don't do many of these things.. a few of them I do, but not frequently. Also the underwear 4 times thing is referenced in Big Hero 6
I'm from Michigan and "pickle wraps" are a thing. And they are delicious. I bring them to almost all gatherings!Pickles, cream cheese and ham. Some people also do green onions, cream cheese and ham. Not knock it until til you try it ladies😋
Damn… we will have to try, we had no clue it was “a thing”, and with so many variations too!
I would add that, while it might be more widespread after Big Hero 6, I'm 45 now, and my father has been making jokes about the "four days out of a pair of underwear back in university" since I wasn't even school age yet. :)
@@HaileeandKendra Google pinwheel sandwiches ;) That's what I know them as, here in Canada
@HaileeandKendra I meant to say, "Don't knock it til you try it." I was reading it out loud to my wife and realized I miswrote it and sounded like a dumbass. It was bugging me really bad, so I had to write this so you don't think I'm a complete doofus.... Love you two ladies, have a good day😘
Fun fact, guys don't technically scratch their balls, it's more of a pinch & roll technique. I'd really like to know their definition of cyber-stalking. If they mean looking at their Facebook, Instagram, etc. then I don't see how that's stalking as long as they're publicly viewable. Now if they're private and you catfish someone into adding you with a fake profile, that's stalking.
This pee thing makes no sense, if 35% sit and 60% do it from a distance, then only 5% are doing it normally? I doubt that, I'm thinking they're misrepresenting the the actual questions asked, which were likely "Have you ever..." in which case yes, I've done both of those once or twice, but 99.99% of the time I stand right in front of the toilet like every other guy does.
Very surprised that for guys measuring their member to see if it's average size wasn't there 😂
The number is almost certainly 100%. Whether or not they admit to it is the real question. 😂
There also was no talking about doing the helicopter, or collecting the water in the shower with the balls sack, but we think everyone knows / heard about the mentioned activities 😂
I have never measured mine. There is nothing I can do about its size anyway (just like my height) so it's what I was given and it works just fine.
@@HaileeandKendra Umm what? I have been a male my entire life (47 years) and not even sure what this is. And definitely not going to Google this either.
@@HaileeandKendraI´ve been a male my entire 33yrs. and never heard about the ball sack thing. However, the helicopter and measuring has to be 90%+
Those ham/pickle wrap things are real. My family loves them. I’m not a fan but many South Dakotans love it.
Ham roll ups are common things aren't they? I'm in Wisconsin, and my family generally does them with chives, but occasionally with pickles. My childhood church group always did pickles, and doing a quick google search shows tons of different types of ham roll ups with pickles that have 4.3-5.0 ratings. Who hates on ham roll ups? O.O
I think they need to try it before they judge, lol. Also, peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are awesome. I generally listen to "weird food combos" hoping for new ideas though, as opposed to expecting to get grossed out though, so idk, maybe don't listen to me. Especially people who hate pickles to start with. Which I mean, I hate sweet pickles so it's not like I don't understand the sentiment at all.
Minnesotan family, too
Listening to Kendra talking about childish vs childlike made me happy made me think of my wedding. My sister suddenly after about 8 or 9 years decided she didn't like my husband and cut us off entirely and one of her many flimsy excuses was that he is childish and when we met with our reverend and it came about in conversation he said exactly what she just said and it hit some and touched my heart. He wound up doing a whole speech about childish vs childlike at our ceremony and it made me very happy. Nothing wrong with bring in touch with your inner child and some people are just more comfortable/ open with it
sadly im in my 30's and i dont shower for months on end. i hardly leave the apartment. its all to do with mental health and im in therapy for it. and its not like i dont know its bad, theres just some mental health and derogatory self image attached to this.
When I was in college there was a local bar where every Wednesday was Ladies Night, and every girl who wore a skirt or dress above the knee would get free drinks. So once each semester they would have REVERSE Ladies Night, where the GUYS could get free drinks for wearing a skirt or dress above the knee instead. Almost none of the guys let it go at just skirts, though, it was bras, high heels, wigs, the whole bit. It was hilarious.
Haha that’s so cool!! 😂
You guys have the best personalities, I love watching your content. Thanks for providing entertainment for all of us! I hope you are both well and continue posting.
Good morning, ladies!❤
Morning! 😊
I had many girl friends who would apply nail polish and concealer/blush in high school. I went to a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. I use a spare towel over the sink to catch my beard trimmings. The smell stuff doesn't really apply to me since I have anosmia, but then I wash my clothes more frequently because I can't tell if they stink or not. I also avoid mirrors as much as possible (and sunlight for that matter, does this mean I am a vampire?).
I use beard wash once a week. Otherwise it dries out my skin underneath and makes my beard area itchy and irritated. Beard washes are made to help maintain the natural oils in the beard. Also, try not to rub your beards excessively so it can keep its natural oils intact. Then use a beard oil or conditioner to help nourish and hydrate your beard. Beard hair is completely different than head hair and needs to be treated differently.
Even knowing the usual habits of guys, I still took +3 stress damage and got afflicted with the "Horror" debuff at just how many dudes just turn their underwear around or inside-out.
Omg I’m so happy that you posted it always makes my day you guys are the best couple I have ever seen ❤❤❤
That’s very sweet, thank you so much! 🌹
@@HaileeandKendra any time☺️❤️
7:36 that's a US/Canada thing, other countries don't like to waste water like that.... also i've learned that it's common enough in Germany that they have a word for it, and some places will have signs telling guys not to do it standing up
I itch my beard because it gets itchy especially in the summer; I have definitively say that I have never had dandruff in my beard. I had it in my hair when I was younger, but never in my beard!
I know personally the jealousy thing comes from knowing how men think. And we know that some of the guys or partners hang out with will try to get with them, or are trying to get with them but it partners don't notice it. I also always had the fear one of them would try to SA her
we use our stream to clean up messes in the toilet every now and then. also i love yalls vids yall are like the cutest coupple have a great one yall.
The two of you doing these, your expressions, are hilarious and relatable! I both laughed and cringed while watching :) Keep it up!
When one has been homeless any number of times, one learns to do things others might consider (in Kendra's word) "icky". In one of your recent videos, Hailee mentioned something about sleeping in socks. Sleeping in one's clothes means you still have them when you wake up (being homeless). Also, for me, if I stop wearing my compression stockings for too long it gives the blood clots in my legs a chance to move up and try to kill me again. Wearing my socks all the time (changing them daily of course) keeps me alive.
First off: Love your channel. Discovered you recently. As to the peeing sitting down and stuff dangling in the water, it has a lot of variables. I am accustomed to sitting and peeing, because I grew up with no less than 3 females in the house and it just seemed easier and better for them to make less mess. As for the other part, I by no means am a horse, but a lot of toilet bowls these days are made shallow and sometimes there has to be some hovering to avoid grossness. Older toilets, or the rare deep bowled toilet, are fine.
Love your content, u 2 are so funny and what i love the most u guys are so open to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. Pls stay that way.
About the crying one: Its not 95% but it is rising. FINALLY! Sadly many of men still think crying makes them weak. If u feel like crying just cry and dont listen to anyone who tells u that crying is not manly.❤❤❤
Thank you so much!! And we agree, crying is for everyone and it’s part of being human 😊 everyone should feel free to express their emotions and cry, if that’s what they need!
Thank you for your positive videos! I appreciate your kind words! It is very true that porn will mess you up. My ex roommate started showing me videos and my confidence and who I was went down!
Yeah, A LOT of those early ones SHOULD be a lot higher.
You guys are the best UA-camrs
Thank you so much!!
I'm a boy and I approve this message.
Also, do you edit your own videos? And who does it?
No, we do not edit our own videos 😊 we have an editor
i felt like i was bring stared at when you said “ i also stsnd up to wipe“ i do the same thing💀😭
I live in a little tiny asian country right smack on the equator, and i can tell you that some people... do not shower in the mornings. And they just throw on work clothes and take the train/bus to work. The smell? Horrid. Coupled with reused clothes? It's a biohazard!
Oh boy 💀💀💀 that sounds awful
@@HaileeandKendra it is indeed 🫠🫠
Only 5% pee in the sink? What? I got a sink in the workshop. I usually use it to pee in. That was the main reason for installing it in the first place, so I don't have to walk those 30 seconds to the toilet.
As a man, there's only one of these I will defend- ignoring our feet.
I had a very painful corn that I didn't realize could be addressed. I think a lot of the time, we don't realize what health issues are because it's never discussed or normalized. A medical pedicure was a game changer.
I guess I’m in the 5% because I have never cried. I’ve always had to handle what’s going on. I can’t handle not taking a shower for about 2 days and then I need one.
🤔🤔 The wipes would make sense when they are less prone to leave tiny bits. Its always hassle, because at latest 12 after shaveing my facial skin actually handles the wipes the same way dragging them over sand paper would.
And I doubt the 100% jealousy.
I feel 8% sending "those" photos is... accurate or high. But those who do are ... FREQUENT offenders. I mean if you are going to do that a) at all and b) without being asked... there is a lot to unpack there.
Several of those I want to see their definitions. Like some are we talk "at least once in their life" or are we talking daily? Like what constitutes "cyber stalking" or getting jealous? Like only get jealous only in dating, of anything, feel it but don't act on it... so many questions.
Still many of those are not things I'd expect.
Sheldon Cooper Fun Fact - one of the bosses (Levi's or LeeCooper), said that you should not wash denim any more often than 5-9 months, The natural oils from the skin do something to protect the longevity of the denim. BUT this only works on true proper denim. He then went on to say, that if you lightly soil them give them a cloth wash, and if you really stain them then wash them! but we should not be washing Deinim very often, especially if you like the ethical clothing ethos.
To the question... Sometimes, but really only on hot days when I kind of hunker forward.
the only thing is that when it comes to autism and washing hands. sometimes the soap can cause sensory processing issues. I'm one of those autistics that can't process slippery and slimy things on my hands. which most soaps are slimy.
How about the number of guys that perfom “minor surgery” on themselves eg. Digging things out with a swiss army knife or supergluing cuts or even resetting broken fingers so you dont have to go to hospital.
🙃 you know.. sometimes going to see a doctor would be a good idea…
Love ur videos so much ❤❤
Thank you so much! 😊
I think that the clothing thing(overall wearing same jeans for weeks etc) might, might, be because men tend to have less clothes. When they get in a living situation with other people, the washing is easier as things just go in same load. Otherwise it would be washing one shirt and one pair of jeans. It tends to be that for regular old "get around clothes" as a single person, only bothers yourself so you tend to care less if stuff is clean, but then you do have a clean set for going out. Overall though, i think it might have to do with quantity of options. 2 shirts, 2 jeans, 200 pairs of underwear :D I do disagree on the 100% on jealousy part, but then again everyone gets jealous about something sometime!
I go to car shows and I listen to old music and watch old TV shows
Guy here, here's a weird thing I do that wasn't on the list - when I have to sit on the toilet, I like to take my shirt off. I only do it at home though, of course.
Some of these make me weep for the future of civilization. My weird thing: when I adjust sound levels on ANYTHING the number MUST end with 5 or 0. My brain literally itches if otherwise
I have to be at an odd number lol. 🤷♂️😂
Hi Hailey and Kendra.,
Not that you guys going to read this but in case you do.
Thank you got being your selfs and show how marriage suppose to work.
I love that you are both so yourself!
You have inspired me to have more time with my fiance. To spend the most time with them.
I Just wanted to say that i'm thank full for your content.
(sorry if it is not correctly English it is not my first language)
Keep doing what you both doing! I love you guys!!!!
And again thank you ❤
Sour cream as a chip dip is legit, though... like guac. And the ham and cream cheese on a tortilla thing is a common appetizer at my family gatherings.
Happy Friday Kendra and Hailee 🩵🫶🏻🫶🏻💜💜💕🧡
This is good advice for guys. Hose yourself off once in a while and you are already 90% better than most dudes…damn that’s a low bar lol.
Ring worm is indeed a right of passage xD
Pick toe nails, pee in the shower sure, sit down to pee in the night (easer than aiming). Don’t scratch your balls( it’s more like a pinch and twist)
Peanut butter and opinions
Been wearing the same pair of swim jammers to the pool twice a week for two years and have not washed them. Get out of pool hang them up in my work van to dry and repeat! Used to work at a pool never washed a swimsuit the entire time I worked there.
Not the same as normal gym clothes but…..
The makeup thing is probably because the composition of male skin is different from women's, like the layers and stuff. So skincare and makeup probably need to be different.
Hey guys, I was wondering if you were down to react to Billie Eilish's 'lunch' music video, if not that's fine too!
7:55 😁 So , two guyz stop to have a pee off a flat bridge over a creek.
First guy says , "Wow this water is cold 😨"
The other guy sayz , "Yeah, and it's deep too 😎"
While showering I place my hands to my stomach or chest and cup the water running flowing over me, let it fill up, and then let it go. I get joy out of watching the water fill in my hands and dropping it which my friends have mentioned they also do.
Wow wow wow some of this stuff! ooof!
Right?!
As a woman I didn’t know these thing about boys well most of them and now I am shocked and need answers 😂
From a distance.. it's to see how far you can make it go accurately
So it’s like an aiming game of sorts?
@HaileeandKendra yes.. but also like a distance competition with yourself? Like, how far away can I get without making a complete mess.
Ham/pickle rolls are a Midwestern thing. It's common to bring as a "dish to pass"
You guys are the best🎉🎉🎉 congratulations for being the best couple in the universe
You’re too kind 🌹 thank you!
So funny, make me laugh every time, brill x
Your reaction to these things where very funny! 😄
Also, you both look very nice. 😇🥰🤗The colours of your eyes match wel with eachother!💚💙
I no longer swim in swimming pools because of the strong chlorine smell. It's not the chlorine that smells, it's due to a chemical reaction. 😊
On the sit down to pee , in the office there is a sign " If you can't aim, sit "
I'm of a different era, an older gent when everything you went through I'm the opposite. I know better but when I was younger I was like most other guys when I was much younger.
Happy Friday! Anyone ever notice how the colour of your background matches so well?
Looks like I'm a pretty average guy, Yes 22 --- No 28. I have to admit a few of those made me go WTF. Talking to women about other women ... Duhhhh. That's a big part of why I watch your videos, because you're so straight forward to the point and honest. I've learned a lot from you two already that I didn't know before, and I thank you both for helping educate me.
Cream cheese, ham and pickles. That sounds good.
One thing I do that's weird is probably i still listen to theme songs to the cartoons I grew up watching
Totally not weird. Just the other day I did this myself.
Wearing the same clothes for more than 3 days straight contributes to getting you sick; staph infection for example. My old football team in high school, we had a staph outbreak that hit over 70% of the team. I was spared because of one simple reason: I WASHED MY CLOTHES! A lot of the guys were wearing the same shirt and jock everyday and never washing it, because they thought it was "Lucky." BS! One guy had a hole eaten in his leg from the infection. NASTY!!!
One weird thing about me: I sleep with a solid iron knife under my pillow to prevent bad dreams.
Okay, guilty list:
- Ive peed in the sink as a kid, but yes outside for sure. (Even if it will get you a ticket)
- the wife peels my pants off to wash them in horror.
- toenails: i clean them, but no picking? Wth.
- if im running late for something, ill do the sniff test snd slap on dome stick if i dont smell any funk.
- boxers inside out: its a joke, i dont think dudes do that. (The other kind of "four-way")
- i dont wash my face with products unless the "breakout" is bad.
- no socks, nope, no thanks. Yuck.
- cut the nails in the trash can.
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... Okay i cant do it any longer.
I 100% agree that sending inappropriate pictures online is unacceptable. You should recognize though that these are guy things, not girl things. Levi suggests that people not wash their jeans too often (like every ten times at most). Also, more information is coming out that it healthier to shower 2-3 times per week, but once per day is fine.
I have never peed into a sink. Almost peed into a hamper and then almost threw my cloths in the toilet... I was really tired and things got mixed up, but I didn't do either, just almost did.
Not liking my female friend's male friends. OH YA! Some of them, many of them, have been real pieces of crap, and some of the gals I wasn't interested in at all. Speaking for myself, there have been quite a few female friends I also don't like for the same reason. The part about being males doesn't really come into play often.
My toe nails sometimes end up all over the place. They are really thick and sometimes go flying off, especially the big toe. The pedicurist I used to go to would wear googles cutting my toe nails because she never knew exactly where the pieces were going to go. My finger nails just end up in the trash.
I think the scratching and smelling is more, my bumb itches, so I scratch it. Then we go, I just scratched my butt, even though I have pants and underwear on, does my finger smell? Do I need to wash it? Not sure if guy's butts itch more than gal's, but it itched often enough and I usually scratch it without thinking. We'd spend way too much time in the bathroom if we washed our hands every time. I do wash my hands quite often.
I don't usually talk to myself in the mirror. There have been times I've given myself a pep talk. I do however feel the need to make strange faces just about every time I see a mirror.
I often sit to pee. It is just nice to lock out the world and the children, come in, sit down and relax for a moment while you pee. I don't think I've never done from a distance. As for getting pee all over the place, sometimes it doesn't come out straight. There are times it will come out multiple directions. Aim all you like, it doesn't exactly act like a hose. Also sometimes why I choose to sit, but sometimes that doesn't even help when it isn't going straight.
I only wear cloths for 1 day. Maybe 2 if I'm traveling, or have only worn them for 1 to 2 hours the previous day and wasn't doing anything to sweat.
there are toilets that are really low n if you are decently endowed it can touch the water its cold asf n really shocking in the middle of the night lol
So the cream cheese pickle ham and tortia shells I a coming thing here in Minnesota they are called pinwheels and they are good
😳 seriously?!
@@HaileeandKendra yep
Most dips are made out of sour cream. Lol. Like if you get a dip mix from the store, the instructions are to mix it with sour cream. Lol.
gentlemen, may I remind you the pinch and roll is a well kept secret and is only shared on a need to known basis.
Also if sinks weren't for urinating in, why are they at the perfect height for that?
I think the "wear the same clothes to the Gym" is more they dont change into gym specific clothes
I gotta have a significant other first but if I did I'd tell them everything. I'm not embarrassed to tell people things. Well, certain people, not untrustworthy and disrespectful people.
I've had women's makeup done a few times and my nails done too
i think this survey was done in the us and i must be very weird because i only counted 17 of these that i think apply to me?
Should have done the "Secrets MEN don't tell you. " :)
Fun fact my cousin use to wear her underwear 4 time in a row. I quote " first day normal, second day turn it, third day flip it inside out, fourth day turn it.
I have peed in a sink at a concert where the line was too long. To be fair I also saw a woman pee in the sink IN THE BOYS ROOM at a concert 😄
It is really not good for your skin to shower every day. Same as washing your hair every day. I mean if your job has you sweating a lot, and/or you work with very dirty things, sure. But I work behind a desk. I don't sweat at all. I'm not showering every day so my skin dries out and cracks. Moisturizer doesn't help enough.
We pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise lmao
Watching Christmas films in may....
😌 that sounds pretty chill!
Interesting video. Not all guys are like that however, boys will be boys. My Mom always says girls are more cleaner than boys which I agree with. It depends on how the boys are raised by their parents. Love the videos you put out Hailee and Kendra. ❤
So glad you’re loving the videos!!
Floss my teeth with my beard if something is stuck between my teeth and I don’t have floss handy.
not lifting the seat, or in the sink??? witch way is cleaner??? but, i just lift the seat, IDK...
My God were do you get this content from ????
I took your advice and got rid of the sock and did it in the shower. Now my laptop is broken.
the sock one is gross 🤢
Lol
Facts
Luckily, they now have toys you can use. As a teenager, I had socks just for this reason that I never wore but always washed.
Here's what will really gross you out. A lot of guys use THE SAME sock, as in over and over again, without it being washed. Bleagh!
Ready for the TMI ... personally socks are kinda of a last resort .... but for those that lacking the type appropriate appendage for this usesage the appeal I think is... it's present /available ( depending on age and family religious beliefs and potentially easily explained away as to why they are dirty)... sockets are generally of a convenient size and shape.... and provide a hands free aspect for those early on in the exploration process who may not have the 'coordination' of those who have explored more...😂
Getting a fingernail clipping stabbed into the bottom of your foot is way worse than stepping on a Lego!!!
Re: sitting to pee and getting a little "bath", gravity is a cruel mistress...
Back when I was masculine presenting I have 5 of those
Omg one of my old guy coworkers admitted that he literally NEVER washed his jeans 🤢
Okay, the I always thought the sock thing was a joke, like in American Pie when his mom finds that nightstick hard crusty sock... As for some of the others?
Never peed in the sink, I have sat down to pee when I've been exausted at like 4 in the morning at the end of a nasty shift at work. When you're barely able to stand upright, much less aim, it's preferable to just plop a squat backwards on the damn thing and take a piss.
I always raise the toilet seat. My brother used to unzip and watergun it from the bathroom doorway into the damn bowl and pee all over the seat, then not clean it, or the floor up. He's a rather disgusting human.
I've done the snot rocket thing in the shower.
I've worn a shirt a couple times without washing it if I wasn't going out, but I always shower and always wear clean clothes any time I leave the house. Can't stand people that think coming to work in the same clothes without washing them for a solid week. That shit is NOT okay.
I've messed around with my grandmothers makeup before. Also tried on dresses when I was a kid.
I've definitely eaten weird things. Then again, I grew up around grandparents who were farm kids back in the 20's, so talk of scrambled brains and eggs as a fond childhood memory was a thing growing up, heh.
I absolutely destroy the sink while trimming my rather long beard. That said, I clean it up afterward and either bin it, or flush it.
As mentioned above, my brother pees from a distance and has shit for aim. I absolutely hate this. And yes, this is how he got piss all over the place when we were kids. Wouldn't stop doing it even after getting in trouble, up to and including getting his butt blistered for it.
I used to walk around nude. I have room mates now though.
I snore. 'Nuff said.
I ignore texts without realizing it.
Petting your pubes occasionally is a thing for some guys.
See above about always wearing clean clothes and showering before leaving the house. I come home with clothes covered in sweat every day. Not putting those on without washing them.
Yes Kendra, they do get itchy. We also scratch because on hot days they hang low and sometimes get stuck to our thighs.
Can't say I've talked to my mom about women.
Can confirm. We do indeed pee in the shower. Unless it's a communal shower(IE Gym shower), that's just messed up if you pee in the shower next to the gym bros.
We do gossip. Just not usually about the same things women do. Men are usually wired differently than women when it comes to that kind of social interaction. Typically video game releases, and/or controversy, what stupid things we've recently witnessed someone else at work do, among many other varied topics.
I sing out loud at work to what I'm listening to. Helps pass the time.
If you've been camping and don't want to stank out the car on the ride home and you don't have any more fresh clothes, you might be inclined to leave the least egregiously funky ones hanging on the outside of your tent the night before to air out a bit. Also, deodorant is key in this use case. This is one of the only times this applies without me judging you for doing it.
We do indeed fantasize about women. Y'all are alluring, vexing, and fascinating in turn as a species(yes, I said species :P).
I don't smell my own farts. That said, performing a drive by, or crop dusting friends is a thing.
We do watch p^rn. Occasionally is okay, but I've known some guys obsessed with it. Also, go into watching P^rn with the mindset that it's fantasy and don't apply anything you see to reality without checking with your partner beforehand.
I don't hide it. It's a natural process of sleeping and waking up for guys. The muscles responsible for restricting bloodflow into the penis relax while guys sleep, and you get a chub. ~shrug~
I scratch my beard when I have an itch. There's no other reason to do that, save maybe scratching while pondering something.
I have to call BS on this one. That statistic has to be way off. Of my rather large and varied friend group, I've never known any of the men in said group to be guilty of stalking, either cyber or IRL.
I was raised to not cry around others by my grand parents. That said, men in my family tend to "Angry cry". It's an involuntary reaction to confrontation. Get into a verbal fight that makes you angry - Instant tears. Not all of the males in my extended family do it, but the ones genetically related to me do.
Touching your junk in private in a non-sexual way tends to be kind of like women holding their boobs. It can be a comfort thing. Either that, or you'r shifting something because it's gotten uncomfortably stuck to a leg, or pinched by clothing.
This is a caveman/hind brain/testosterone thing. It's kind of ingrained in most men. Patriarchy plays little to no part in this.
A little ways into this, I remembered that this is from Boys, not men. Hopefully as they mature, these behaviors will fade off, because I couldn't relate to many of them as mine or my friends' experience. There is no manly pride in being dirty, disgusting or generally undisciplined like a child. At least you two ladies don't have to deal with this too much.
Where are these stats from? I don’t do so many of these things the turning underwear inside out an jeans for a month is outrageous what is going on with a lot of this craziness
Is the wearing clothes to the gym just wearing normal clothes and not switching to "gym" clothes? I just wear my normal clothes to work out and when done shower and wash them. I habe to shower immediately after a workout because sweat is gross. Yet wearing jeans for a long time doesn't bother me. Think the torso is more sensitive.
100% of us guys act like children 50% of the time! We suck at growing up! Lol
Google says you only need to shower 2-3 times a week.