Six Tips to AVOID the Emergency Room
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Not an ER tip, but a hospital tip. If you have pets and live alone, please have a plan for who can take care of Fido or Fluffy in case of an emergency! And that plan involves keys into your home. You do NOT want to be unexpectedly hospitalised, trying to figure out who can take care of your pet, let alone stressing about locksmiths, animal control, or worst of all, the suffering of your pet who has gone days without food or water because nobody knew they were alone. If you have friends, designate an emergency contact who can take care of them and get it noted down that they need to be contacted ASAP! Get one of those silly stickers pet charities sometimes issue. Don’t have someone who can step in? Try asking your veterinarian or local animal welfare group about local resources BEFORE the unexpected happens. I’ve started volunteering at a hospital and it’s a sad situation to witness, would be even worse to suffer, and the stress of it can’t be healthy for the patient.
Beautiful 😍 this is a great tip 👍 let's make more folks aware! 🎉❤
You got that right. My brother got sick and was put into a coma in the hospital. It took two days to get into his apartment to get to his dogs.
You're so right. Also , in case of our passing ( wath we will all one day, sooner or later 😊 ) we should write a will or a statement, who shall take the pets in to his care.
THANK YOU! Your post just lead to our conversation about preparedness - we don't have to worry about our pets if we die before them: we planned a donation to the Humane Society in our area and in exchange, they commit to either foster the animals for life or place the animals, relative to the amount you leave them once you die. We don't worry about what will happen to our animals if we go first and our money because the donation is with money since we're dead.
@@suecampbell4811 I’m so glad that this has been a positive for you and your pets. It’s not nice to think about being incapacitated or even dying. But it’s so important for dependants, human or animal. I never expected this type of response. Thank you.
'always wrap it up before you use it' is good advice for multiple situations.
For every situation 😂 it's good advice 😊
My golden rule for life is "Don't do anything that you wouldn't tell your doctor"
Or just own up to your bs
Most doctors heard it all anyway. Whatever shit you can come up with, you're probably not the first.
Or your lawyer or your clergy. Also, if you DO mess up and do something stupid, go ahead and TELL whichever member of that Trio of Trust is best qualified to help you avoid the consequences of your stupidity. Think about it - that's what all three of them do. They keep you from suffering the predictable effects of stupid decisions, be they health problems, jail time, or spiritual damnation. Coincidentally, all three are legally bound to STFU about what you tell them, with few exceptions. So don't lie, please! Help them help you and if you can't do that, stay home and let them help someone else.
interesting 😁
I'm brutally honest with my Doctors. They ask if I could be pregnant. My response... If I am, the baby will be silicone and need DD batteries. 😂
i.. i wouldnt want to talk to my doctor about some kinky stuff going on in the bedroom
"are you sexually active?" yes
"what positions do you prefer" uhh......
Back in 5th grade (1959 or '60, not sure which) our teacher (Dominican nun!) told our all-girl class that "Ladies should never smoke. In fact, the only people who should smoke are coal miners. Exhaling the cigarette smoke helps to release the coal dust they breathe in while working in the mines." Several years later I learned about black lung disease & wondered WTF dear Sister got her information!
Teachers get their own information from whatever drugs they're on. I mean, they're underpaid, overworked, and under the control of the department of education which is under cancerous nonsense assault by the Biden admin. Your modern teacher is on the drugs, all the drugs, every last one.
I think that story gave me a stronk. I smell toast.
@@Jack_Russell_Brown Thanks, I do remember those ads. I was in elementary school at the time, before that report came out. By '64 I was already in HS, & most of my friends smoked. I was too scared of my Dad to even try it. He was a lifelong smoker (born in Spain in 1907, started around 9 or 10 yo) & always told me it was a horrible dirty habit, & he would "beat the crap" out of me if he ever found out I smoked. Even he thought that Sister's statement was dumb. I wasn't about to argue with either one of them. 🤐
Yeah, and it wasn't only nicotine that doctors were recommending for your "health." Do some research on cocaine (a la Sigmund Freud), Vin Mariani, laudanum, etc. Don't kid yourself: nicotine is sold to make a buck.
My dad was a paramedic before he became a nurse. They were big on seatbelt use before they enacted laws. We were never allowed to have a trampoline, and I might’ve been on someone else’s once or twice. This was before they had nets to put around them. Oh, and bicycle helmets. You NEVER got on your bike without a helmet. It’s been ingrained in me so much that I shake my head at adults who think they don’t need helmets. Of course, my dad was a huge cyclist back in the day and got clipped by a car once. He just got scrapes and bruises, but it would’ve been worse without a helmet. Everyone should wear a helmet. Bikes might go slower than motorcycles, but falls happen due to inattentive motorists or equipment failures. You don’t want a concussion or worse. Or to get your face scraped up.
He forgot: Don't do stupid TikTok challenges.
That's just a given but maybe not for teenagers 😂
The heat and ice tip was really helpful. I used to have to use intense heat to get rid of my menstrual cramps and had no idea why it worked better.
"Stop masturbating with your ears" FKN KILLED ME LOLLLL
Tip # 2 needs an addendum lol. As a life long , severe, asthmatic ive learned that inhaling my medication is a very very good idea! 😂
My dads work friend got in a motorcycle accident one day (wasn’t his fault, a person absolutely hated motorcyclists and so they tried to drive him off the road, they admitted to it and regret it) he suffered major brain injury and cannot speak or move much on his own. It’s very sad. There’s some people in this world that don’t care about other human beings until it’s too late. It’s really sad. That person ruined someone’s entire life by being an asshole.
For all practical purposes... that's murder.
I'm in emt school, and your videos are one of many reasons.
You motivate tf out of me, bro. Thanks for all that you do.
Don't drink and bike. Recipients want your liver in good condition when you die spinning out on an off-ramp.
I was in a doctor's office that had antique medical paraphernalia. There were several packs of cigarettes for asthma in that case!
My 70 year-old grandfather recently got a motorcycle license. That man is going to give his daughters heart attacks. His oldest (my mother) is also a retired EMT, and does not enjoy seeing her dad riding his bike on the highway.
I stopped riding my husband's Harley in my early 60s; too many distracted drivers out there, close calls giving me anxiety I didn't need. He's 71 and still rides and I wish he would give it up.
It sounds like being on his bike is the only place the nagging woman in his life don't follow him.
@@uptoolate2793 spiteful remark.
@@uptoolate2793 😂🤣 I think you're onto something... No wonder so many older men enjoy riding their motorcycles haha. It's the only way to get their old lady to STFU lol.
@@patriciadurber5848 Welllllll, if the helmet fits ..........
Every nurse I've ever met has called them donorcycles. Accurate. I grew up in a biker family, played motorcycle soccer, etc but I can still recognize that the danger far outweighs whatever expertise a person thinks they have
I’ve “watched” a lot of soap opera text videos with various backgrounds playing. Background clips from south-eastern Asia show far more motorcycles than cars-like 10 to 1. Streets full of motorcycles. I rode one to work for a while, gas was 1/10th of what it cost to drive my truck. I did the calculations, 72 mpg on the motorcycle.
4 wheelers are dangerous. My niece hit a tree and broke her jaw that way. Some have died in accidents.
I used vaping with out nicotine to quit smoking. It helped me to brake the addiction of the nicotine. Then it helped me get rid of the habit of looking for a thing to put into my mouth. When I lost the desire for the suckling. I quit vaping too! It's been over 5 years since I quit vaping & 3+/- from smoking tobacco
I used to work with a guy who did the same thing.
My recommendation for quitting smoking is not to turn to vaping. Instead: a fake cigarette to help wean your hands and mouth from the tactile habit , if needed, and a nicotine patch or chewing gum to help wean your body from the nicotine addiction. A vape pen does not resemble a cigarette; the only similarity is that you plug it into your mouth and inhale. I saw my MIL drop nicotine cold turkey, but it was her sister's losing part of a foot due to diabetes complications, exacerbated by effects from smoking, that impelled her.. Not everyone has such a powerful motivation, nor would she or I wish it upon them. Even my highly motivated MIL was not able to embark on quitting until she had a pacifier for her hands and mouth, however; she saw fake cigarettes in her local pharmacy and bought a packet of them. I think they were intended to allow kids and adults to "look cool". Vaping is neither a replacement or substitute for smoking; it's merely another harmful activity that has similarities: feels good but is harmful to your health; looks "cool" (substitute your own generational adjective); is readily habit-forming; can be addictive, depending on what's in your juice; rather expensive for little gain; trendy, but not really fashionable; affords great profit to the manufacturers, doctors, sellers, and undertakers, but not to you, your family, or your wise friends.
In the late 50s, my moms best friend took a vacation in Hawaii and tried exotic food (whale meat, yikes!!🤮), then came home with a massive group of tapeworms in her gut. Back then, the "cure" was to put you in the hospital and give you enough ARSENIC to kill the worms but hopefully not the patient. She survived but said she truly wanted to die, and kept begging them to let her because she suffered from the cure so much. She lived on till she was almost 90, so I guess it worked...
I guess that's one way for the whale to avenge himself.
Rule number one. When you are outside the area you live, do not, I repeat, do not try the local delicacy. Just don't. Ignore your curiosity. You really don't need to know what stink flipper taste like
@@annebartells777
Exactly!! the Jamaican jackfruit is a delicacy but can destroy your liver or something if you haven't inherited the tolerance for digesting it that Jamaicans have developed...I think its illegal to sell it in the US, but not sure. Most local delicacies are disgusting anyway unless you grow up on them...
My exsquared knew a guy who only wore full face helms and full leathers and steel toed boots. He had to lay down under a semi and it took out his leathers and shirt and a couple of layers of skin. He did return to riding… after putting steel plates into his leathers with chainmail at the joints.
Smart man. Mine, unfortunately, has not fully developed the part of his brain responsible for NOT DOING DUMB CRAP like calling a ball cap his helmet DESPITE HAVING TWO. He is in his 30s and has all the gear, he just has a perpetual death wish.
@@rsqddogmom ouch! I used to have my kids help give me brownie points to riders based on their gear. Base to get five points was jeans or heavy pants, boots, gloves, jacket and helmet with eye protection. They grew up assessing gear in a way that had them going „look at the road rash!“ when someone rode by in cut off short, tank top and tennies.
@@katwitanruna Thats why i say to people, dress for the slide not the ride
In the 70s my dr instructed me to smoke and have a beer so I could relax - WHILE NURSING MY NEWBORN!
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The beer is good for milk production and helping the milk let down. The cigarette was an all around bad idea.
@@m_d1905 Alcohol is not good for an infant. What's the point of producing a lot of milk if you're damaging your infant's brain.
My mother in law was encouraged to drink wine nightly while she was pregnant with my husband to help relax her. My mother in law has several severe mental illnesses and alcohol would have never helped her. My husband, by the way, was born ok.
Good times! Doctors advice was about as accurate back then as it is today.
I LOL'd after hearing you say, "eargasm" - my son's father loved to do that, and loved to see my face while he was doing it: a mix of disgust, confusion and envy.😂🤣
They actually talk about the tapeworm thing in the book Secretariat. Jockeys would swallow tape worm egg pills in order to stay at the low weight required of them to be able to race. 😬
I had a teacher who was a nurse. When she was a nursing student she and others watched an autopsy. The deceased was a smoker. The doctor sliced open the lungs and they were black with nicotine. 🤢🤮
Me eating my raman while listening to Tips from the ER.
😂😆
In the 40s my Mom's Dr told her to start smoking to help cure her asthma. She was 11 yrs old. She stopped smoking in 1994, she was still having asthma attacks. She passed away in 2016 from strokes.
yeah once i sprained my ankle and it was swelling rlly bad. my mum grabbed a wooden mallet and beat it repeatedly until it turned an even deeper purple and when i screamed telling her it hurt more she said that it hurts more before it heals. i then ended up with a broken ankle instead.
Oh my 🤭
just in case you didn't know, that's child abuse!
@@vertigo2120 that is?-
OMG i am laughing so hard I'm crying. I'm sorry. That is truely awful. But just the fact that it is so ludicrous makes it laughable.
LMAOO don’t worry looking back I laugh at her logic too. I don’t think the what doesn’t break you makes you stronger logic works on an ankle
If I was tapeworm lady I would also need psychiatric treatment for ptsd
My brother was in a motorcycle accident lost his right leg, landed in cow shit so he got sepsis. Took his leg way up his thigh. Other leg crushed. Tore both rotator cuffs. 6 months in shock trauma. He is also a huge ahole and the accident was his fault.
😮
Wow, seems like life got enough of him as well but not enough to take him back 😅
Sorry to hear about your brother. I had my left leg torn off from the knee down, amongst other things and have been through 31 surgeries and 9 other hospitalizations because of my wreck. I never thought it could happen to me either
@@stashagarcia101 ty. I hope your recovery goes well
TAPEWORMS were the laxatives of earlier times. 😂😂
Thanks for the comedy and laughs. You so right on about health care reality.
I tried explain to someone the other day how cigarettes were once thought to be healthy. It’s no different than vaping. The exact same will happen. I could never imagine vapor in lungs would be good
What about how they used to say it was just water vapor? I was skeptical then because it didn’t look like the steam that came off my pot on the stove. Turns out I was right. It irks me how vapers will just blow their vape smoke out wherever. I’m like, I don’t want to breathe in your secondhand toxins. They think because it’s not real smoke, it’s not a big deal, but it’s got chemicals and sometimes heavy metals. Plus it was in your lungs, and I don’t want your germs.
I am a lifelong 2+ pack a day smoker and tried vaping to help me quit. That did not last long as it did more damage than smoking. I guess my kids can throw the left overs in with me when I am cremated. Over 55 years of smoking and still going. On top of all my asbestos exposure starting at twelve as a carpenter with asbestos siding work. At least that was stopped after about eight years. Statistically I died decades ago. One of these days my medical chart will show COPD but that day is not here yet. I do tend to laugh at my sister when she lectures me about smoking while having her vape pen in her mouth. Smoked my first cigarette the day JFK was shot. Marlboro Red if memory serves.
I'm sorry, did you just say that someone had crap hanging from her behind and TOOK HER BARE FINGERS TO GET IT? Frankly, @Steveioe, you could have said ANYTHING after that - she pulled out a magicians bouquet, she pulled out the winning lottery ticket, really anything. Did THAT part of the story not completely unhinge anyone else or am I the only just flattened by the thought of anyone taking fingers to get crap from their asses? WTF?
I got something other than good quality air that's healthy for me to inhale. My asthma inhaler meds. Very healthy. They constantly keep me from becoming unable to breathe in that good quality air.😊
🙄 me sitting here vaping at work now wondering if I have a tapeworm 🤣🤣🤣 love your videos ❤your so funny
Whole family almost died from O2 poisoning. If I hadn't woken up from severe cramps, we would all be dead.
Headaches and feeling qeezy was it for me. Couldn't figure WHY I felt better when I wasn't at home
@Shelly S Had a feeling mom thought I was faking cause I started to feel better when we were on the way to the ER. Just had horrible cramps, and mom's chest was blue/gra. Birds built a nest in the vent. Should have had the heater looked at when my bird passed away.
Did you mean CO as in Carbon Monoxide? O2 is oxygen which naturally pairs thus the two in it's name. Two oxygen atoms make an O2 molecule.
I feel like a child being lectured 😂
I had a really old medical encyclopedia. Its copyright was in the 1950s. Anyways it talked about the health benefits of smoking
Yeah Tip #1- Avoid the ER
about the vaping thing.. people think i am crazy because i don't believe scientific evidence that vaping is safe and healthy but my gut telling me that it is unknown territory and i wouldn't try.. kinda feel a little validated now tbh
I don't think there is any such evidence. People may say there is, but think of how long tobacco companies lied about safety?
Great job and thank you!
Addendum for a strain=RICE (Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation).
Saw a guy on a bike fall and slide into the center dividers of the freeway, the ones that are metal and are supposed to stop a car from plowing through, tore his left leg clean off and broke his arm.
😶😱
Why is this man not making commercials against smoking/vaping/an wtf else is to be avoided?! WELL?! WHYYYY???!!!
😤 Someone hire him to do that!
He's a bit sweary for Bertha B Betternyou. 🤣
Love all the “mOtHeRfUcKeRs” XD
Fun fact: the first filters in cigarettes were made of arsenic.
0:05 Me getting flashbacks of my biology lesson and remembering of tapeworms, their characteristics, scientific name etc lol😆
That last one was hilarious 😂😂
Breathing albuterol into my lungs is OK though.... Right?
Well if it helps you breathe oxygen through them after inhaling the albuterol then I would say that it is more than ok.
Seriously you are so funny. I hate working in health care but I love your videos
i reckon the healthiest way of using nicotine would be as a nictotine patch? because then you can just rotate the patch placements, so it's not on one spot all the time.
😶.... the delivery is....AMAZING 😂
Last on caught me off guard
Tips for going to the ER in the US: Don't It's cheaper to die.
Accurate
If you don't plan on having a funeral / burial because in the US it's actually super expensive to die as well.
@@SomeOne-zw6kh 💀
@@SomeOne-zw6kh bot once you're dead, it really doesn't matter, no?
@@sebasty6111
Yeah, but your friends/family will have to pay for it. If you get one.
My dad needs to hear that last one.
"Always wrap it up before you use it" That's good advice for avoiding the ER visit for both frostbite and STI.
I just figure that anyone riding a motorcycle on the road especially at an older age just wants to get around the laws against suicide. I mean some folks really do not want to live forever.
A lady I used to care for had stage 3 COPD along with a slew of medical issues. She smoked for 40 years with cigarettes 🚬. She finally quit but switch to vaping. Her pulmonologist was thrilled she quit the ciggies 🚭 and encouraged her to vape instead. 🤦🏻♀️ She's now addicted to vaping so bad that she goes through several pods of nicotine a day. And the pulmonologist still think that's better than cigarettes 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Dear God.
She was addicted to the nicotine before vaping. If she's going through that many pods you may want to increase the nicotine in the individual pods so she doesn't need as much. If you don't smoke don't vape, ever. But if you do smoke you should switch at a minimum if you cannot quit. No matter how much people want them to be, vapes are not cigs. We need to treat them accordingly so the technology can continue to improve so it can become safer.
Yes. Vaping *probably* is safer than cigarettes, because there's no tar. That doesn't make them safe; it just reduces the damage somewhat.
@@jonesnori I agree. I suppose it's safer but I still and hesitant to think people should be vaping. You know years from now we're going to find out all the crap it does.
Say it with me
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Heat make blood come to
Ice make blood go away
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Love ear-gasms - love q-tips.
I don't stick Q-tips in my ears, there are drops and special tools for that, but I do like to use them to dry just the outside. The towel just doesnt do the trick.
What do you use to clean your ears?
I use alcohol prep pads and my pinkie finger, much safer that way.
This isn't my story but my grandma told me that She was in her car and there was a student on a motorcycle behind her and he stopped really quickly and he flew up and he flew in front of her windshield And there were body parts everywhere... Moral of the story kids no motorcycle
Thank you for sharing your advice.
I absolutely LOVE your videos!!!
I can confirm that ice makes blood go away, it’s currently on my head and I don
You are so funny, Steveioe!! I love ❤ the way you use the emojis in your commentary. 😂🤣
I completely lost it on the Q-Tip segment. Completely.
4:00 "best case scenario you break a couple of bones"
how is that "best case"?
best case would be: you were wearing proper protective clothing, and it did it's job well enough for you to walk away unharmed or only slightly hurt.
a.k.a. "no need for the ER"
I once got t-boned on my enduro... I was riding along at 50-60km/h (31-37mph), and the kid hitting me with his car was pulling out of a sidestreet (so he couldn't have been "fast").
That shit send me flying in a front flip. And after about 4 or 5 meters flight i landed on my shoulder with enough speed to roll into an upright sitting position.
My bike was dinged up a bit, and his front bumper was completely obliterated, and the radiator grille was hit hard enough by my booted foot and foot-peg, to be dented and leaking.
Next 4-6 weeks i had something bumping up and down in the middle of my foot with every step i took, when i walked DOWN on stairs. Not painful, just uncomfortable.
So i just walked it off... No need to wasting anybodies time. But otherwise i was completely unharmed, no scratches, no fractures, not even bruised ^^D
moral of the story: invest in proper protective clothing and wear it.
I am an RN and I love the comic relief!!!😅😂🎉❤
Me too
You are great! You spread important informations in a funny, hilarious way! 🔝🔝🔝👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I'm the only one who repeated after him... Heat make blood come..
Ice make blood go ....❤😂
Nope I was chanting along with you.
actually you can eat raw beef. I said BEEF. pork will definitely give you tapeworms along with a lot of other meats.
Steak tartare is sooo yum 🤤 And nuts & diatomaceous earth have antiparasitic properties, just in case 😆
Meanwhile in Germany: "Möchten Sie ein Mettbrötchen?"
Btw you can absolutely get tapeworms from beef.
No, but you can get E-coli from undercooked beef. I would choose tapeworm over E-coli!
@@marshataylor3703 You can get E. coli from eating lettuce too. Anything can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.
@@marshataylor3703
What do you mean "No". One type (taenia saginata) is literally called beef tapeworm.
And that depends on the type of Tapeworm. There is a tapeworm that will borrow into and eat your liver until you die and once you develop symptoms you can only slow the parasites.
theres a snake in my boot..
I got 30 seconds in. I'm going to have some crazy-ass nightmares. 😱
I love your videos so much😂
He high as hell, heck yeah
Bro took a lady pulling a tapeworm out of her butt, into how the tapeworm grew big and strong and eat all of its food 😂 love your channel 🫶
5:25 nicest way I've ever heard someone say get bitches
Did you know Chinese medicine says not to use ice but to wait til swelling goes down then use heat, herbs, movement acupuncture or a combination thereof?
My dad has been in three motorbike crashes... you may wonder why he didn’t stop after the first lol (he stopped now dw)
I need more! 😂you’re too funny
Tip to avoiding ER: if you work there, put in a transfer to MedSurge or Tele
Heat make blood come to, but blood make sprain go heal.
Remember less then 100 years ago it was considered a healthy weight loss fad in the united states to have a tapeworm. They advertised it as "Natural Weight loss"
Speaking of worm...i really need to take de-worm medicine now, it have been 7 years since my last one
You can get tapeworms when gardening as well. My mother deformed the entire family every New Years Eve. I use food grade DE earth every 6 months just in case.
I call bullshit on this unless you're eating the dirt while gardening.
I think you might be thinking of ringworms not tapeworms....
The only way you could have gotten tapeworms gardening is if the eggs were under her fingernails and she didn't wash her hands thoroughly.....
Dogs can get hyatid tapeworms, pigs too, and humans can get from both. Sometimes it can take several treatments to get rid of them.
A couple of family friends were in a motorcycle accident a couple months ago when they were hit head on when the driver of a sedan who failed to yield at a stoplight. They’re a married couple, she was riding on the back while he drove. They were both ejected from the bike; he was propelled into another vehicle, and she ended up on the side of the road in a ditch. He lost his left leg above the knee, tons of fractures and abrasions. She died on impact. Please be conscientious of motor cycle riders. The driver of the sedan was 100% at fault. He wasn’t speeding or breaking any traffic laws.
And here I am still smoking weed. Natural as fuck, no carcinogens and allows me to lead a normal life after trauma 🎉
Edibles have the same benefit without damaging your lungs
Ok but istg u got 2 pieces of my childhood trauma in these ER tips💀
My husband was hit while riding a bicycle, with a helmet on, with a full-length reflective jacket, in the bike lane. Do you have any tips for him?! How could you be so cruel about traumatic brain injury?? We are struggling everyday to get him to come back, and your feelings on the matter do not help.
Little extra tip about wrapping! 😂
Between you and Chubby Emu, humans might just stand a better chance of surviving into old age.
That was amazing 😂 👏
Tip #5 ended up being the reason my dad named his first bike "suicide express" because everyone told him he would die as soon as he rode it 💀
But but eargasms are sooo good. I want my eargasm. XD
w-why would you pull on your poop 💀
Ignorance? Lack of being taught about personal hygiene?
I lost it at 'O2 and flatulence!' :-D
14 seconds a new record
Tape Worm = Best Diet Ever. Jk
Any machine can be a smoke machine if you break it enough
only air is good for my lungs? oh lord.. screw my inhaler!
As far as I know the healthiest way to deliver nicotine into your body is through a patch.
"Always wrap it up before you use it." Wait, are we still talking about ice?