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The joke Robin makes in the beginning about not eating brains has truth to it. People eating people brains (or any large collection of nerves in the body) carries a risk if infecting that person with Prion diseases.
What?
@@matthewboire6843you become stupid if u eay brains
@@matthewboire6843 disease in brain risk
@@truckman3 what?
@@matthewboire6843 bane whisk
0:10 Fun fact: It is completely legal to eat humans. It's just how you obtain the flesh that is illegal.
I think it varies by place but in the US that is technically true.
yeah i’ve heard that. kinda crazy
And what Robin said is true. Never eat human grey matter. It has a high chance of causing different prion diseases.
French baguette entertainment
If they consent it's technically vegan!
I was having an argument once with a vegan who was a jerk, and they said something like “you have a cat? What if someone decided to eat your cat?” (This was on Instagram so they could see pictures of the cat) and I did get mad at them for that idea, but i just mentioned that yeah, some people probably eat cats, but mine is a pet and I wouldn’t force someone who keeps a cow or something as a pet, to eat their pet
Jokes on them they live in Florida everything is fair game
they use that sentence so they can shut up any cat lover or just normal people
Nice comeback
Anyone who says that humans aren't supposed to eat meat is just either just plane stupid or keeps denying reality. The problem isn't THAT we eat meat, it's HOW MUCH we eat and under which circumstances.
@@harryrey2771 I agree with that, like meat is great, nobody should be forced to stop eating meat just because it’s meat, but also you gotta eat other things too, a balanced diet will always be better than the extremes of vegan and carnivore diets
At 3:33 to be honest that was some good revenge but if his Boy Scout counsel found out he could've been banned from the program entirely.
Honestly worth it just for the "pee nuts" story
@xethified 4:36 she was 18 and James was 16
the comment was not cursed, it was satanic
@@TuckerCreechDifferent story but OP said 17 and 16.
In the late-80s, there was nothing wrong with Cub Scouts getting their tent urinated on, and then the tent pegs pulled, by Coast Guard cadets at a multi-state weekend function. In fact, myself and the other scouts in the tent were given a stern lecture about the importance of "respecting our Armed Forces" when we complained about it.
I'd respect you a lot more if you didn't pee on children's tents around 3 AM when you should have been in your dorms, but whatever.
10:15 Looks like the BSD fandom has infiltrated EmKay now. Also I still cant get over the fact that this post describes their personality and dynamic so perfectly.
HELP I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE SOUKOKU ON AN EMKAY VIDEO.
I was just thinking this, we are invading every corner of the internet 😭
@@c-cipher8150 the bsd fandom is rising. 😭.
@@c-cipher8150We are EVERYWHERE!!! 👁👄👁
where does Berkeley Software Distribution come into this?
It's always a good day when Emkay does r/cursecomments.
i agree
Always a good day when Robin does r/cursedcomments.
Yea, the little-known partner of r/cursedcomments, r/cursecomments. For those in the process of cursing the comments.
@@sezmaIoinCURSE THOSE COMMENTS
@@ManFaceManYesA comment? PERRY THE COMMENT?
2:11
It wouldn't be.
You can't legally make a blanket claim to any and all products made using your IP, especially "art" because that falls-under the Transformative properties of Trademark and Copyright law.
To claim the "art" they'd have to take each creator, individually, to court.
I think that is the point of say fan art is made that becomes popular enough for them to claim. Or just fight back against knock offs
4:50 Emily sounds really pushy. How many times do you have to persist after rejection before it is harassment?
If a guy did it it would be harassment. But apparently it's okay for women to do it.
I think after the second time it's harrassment.
5:49 Alright, new “cost you $0” memes:
“You could have lived a long, healthy life.”
“Congrats, you’ve won a free trip to ‘tf away from me.’”
“Apologize to your English/native language teacher for what you just did with their instruction.”
I will definitely steal these. Thank you.
4:30 James deserves a pint
7:03 When I was studying for my school, my mom walked in my room and said "Some 13 year old rapper died" and looked at me. She then said to keep working and walked out of my room. I had a solid 3 minute panic attack before deciding to sleep it off. Love you mom ❤
If you didn't know, she is alive and all, the account was hacked and the former manager didn't know anything but didn't say that because he's selling a lil Tay NFT line that has nothing to do with her.
@@FrostedGalaxies Thanks! I'll tell my mom
She was forced to fake her death by her abusive parents as a publicity stunt
10:38 I HATE ALL OF THE AI ART. sorry but i think its okay to use ai for inspiration but not like they are.
7:44
You couldn't waterborard that outta me, that's something you never tell a fucking soul
10:46 For me, the worse part about the "costume" is that that helmet is a modified Judge Dredd helmet. Somewhere in the training data, it marked Judge Dredd as Batman.
That makes it that much better though, looks seriously good.
Grokk!
I... Oh my.
I got a little distracted and tuned back in during the story of James and Emily. I was really happy with how wholesome that turned out. That's a good bro. And then I very suddenly remembered where I was as soon as that comment showed up. I was not ready for that.
2:37 I'm around 80% sure that it's unenforceable (any more than any other fan art, anyway) since that kinda of thing requires agreement to, and people can just say "No, imma do it anyway."
Basically saying it has the same merits of a package saying by opening it, you agree to the terms inside the package.
6:27 why am I laughing?! I know I shouldn't be, but I'm cackling harder than a hyena
That "simba" thing was too funny. I'd completely burst out in laughter, probably with tears down my face and an occassional emberassing snort if my hub did that
@R_1T8 i have a feeling that that happens to me too. But if it showed on a different video, my first comment probably made no sense at all. Thank for clearing it up though! Sorry for being snappy at ya
5:38 So, my wife keeps saying they got crushed. And I reminded her that carbon fiber doesn't crumple like metals, it fractures. Not too different from shrapnel. They, somehow, made an inverse grenade and put themselves inside it.
8:35 I assure you as a chinese person this is the funniest thing I've seen on a mistranslated shirt.
Given the... graduation banner in the background, I'm almost certain it's real tho.
Love it when Robin narrates
Who doesn't but its really not good for his mental health at least thats how it appears, still not sure if thats an act.
So you love 99% of emkay videos 😐
@@jgcoverkknot5701 Fr tho I would love some more variety.
Itsboobin*
Yes
the worst part of the kid that scooped poo water out of the toilet into a trashcan? if the toilet won't flush you can fill a bucket with water and quickly pour it in the toilet to force flush it.
At this point, Emkay is just a cursed comment in of itself.
5:24 A11
C5, C4, D3, E3, F4, F5, in that order
8:14 to be completely fair i was also super stupid as a kid
When it comes to consuming human, I skip the cooking and just go the easy route and unhinge my jaw. As a round Latias on the internet, I can attest to the simplicity of this approach.
Or I'm just joking and people will be utterly aghast over my claims. :3
Huh guess I should try that some day
As a fellow internet creature, I agree with your approach and have attempted it several times. :3
I don't want to be rude but round doesn't seem like a healthy shape for a Latias.
I did not need to see vore on the EmKay comment section.
"Just go the easy route and unhinge my jaw"
What in the deep dish fuck
11:24 *subscribes to hers and sends it to dad*
"Hers still ain betta than mine!"
ailurus: posts
emkay: *puts binoculars down*
Yeah abit weird they both posted the same thing
Has to be a coincidence imo
*Jurassic park theme plays*
Ailurus did a double upload, and we all know emkay will anyways. So um... Lucky shot.
btw i liked like an hour ago and and it reached 100 likes so i unliked it and liked it again now i am the 100th liker
If Pokemon owns all Pokemon fan art, that means they own Sonichu.
Please nobody tell Chris Chan.
Remember folks, a GOOD Friend will help calm you down when you get angry but your BEST Friend will be standing beside you with a shovel asking if the hole is deep enough yet...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
0:22 I would say "THE FOG IS COMING HIDE RUN THE END IS NEAR" and watch the chaos unfold.
I’d say “hide,siren head is coming,look out for fog,he hides in the fog,run,hide,oh god,he found me,RUN!!!
GO OUTSIDE. LET YOURSELF BECOME ONE WITH THE FOG
1:20 imagine taking a pill for 50 million dollars and being immortal until 70. But still careful what you do since you won't be invulnerable. So you can basically jump from a jet into a building at mark 3 and still live. But spending the rest of your days as a sad form of human pudding.
1:01 Okay, honestly, I’ve been saying since I was 6 that I want to die at 70. Enjoy retirement for a couple years, and then go before I become a burden to anyone. I’m 36 now, and I still believe it. So, yeah, I’d take the pill, take the money, retire early, blow a comfy million a year, live the rest of my life in peace knowing that everything is going according to plan, and leave the rest to my wife and kids.
You here about the one post about how ChatGPT was able to do calculus before it interacted with humans, now its making mistakes on addition problems. I do not fear an AI uprising.
10:14 Out of all places, I was not expecting to see BSD here lmaoooo
The "flesh chandelier" one reminded me of a joke my husband likes to tell- "These pants are like a cheap hotel.... No ballroom."
6:40
dude, the only way i could imagine this is if i have constant diarrhea while gaming. why?
Shut up 🤫
@@Navarein (thick Scottish accent)
*NAH*
Somebody needs to make that Barbie Batman cosplay a real thing. It won't be me. But never have I seen the color pink be so badass. It needs to happen.
I half expected the pee penut story to end with "we have been married now for over 10 years and we recreate our ritual every year on our anniversary."
10:12 we’ve done it. The Bungo Stray Dogs fandom has infiltrated Emkay.
NOOO NEVER EXPOSE THEM TO THE BSD FANDOM 😭😭💔💔 (as a bsd content creator)
@@nanacue AS ANOTHER BSD CONTENT CREATOR, I AGREE
YIPPIE?.. !? YEA YIPPIE? MAYBE
6:25 Marry him
0:25 a. rick astley b. kahoot theme c. "This is god. Please stop judging people. I made everyone equal. go apologize, Liam."
5:33 FOOD IS HERE BOIS
we shall *f e a s t*
N O T F U N N Y
11:40 I Agree.
there is a lot of porn out there. But, apparently, not many artists draw rule 63 astolfo porn.
And the ai does that. Cool!
3:20 peenuts
11:52 Honestly, death by flying lobster sounds like a pretty neat way to go...
Welp this can go one of two ways
yeah but what do I do with my username?
I will be immortal or I will just randomly die without a reason?
@@Nothing77. thats.., a, ...good point
Hmm, so I die to myself while gaming. Maybe Celeste has a bit too high of a skill ceiling.
I get killed in a war by a soldier who's sir name is wolf.
Honestly a merciful death considering some of the user names out there.
Day 1014 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
How am I the only person to see this 💀
You are deicated
why would you spend more than 1014 days asking for someone to use a phrase that isn’t even that good
If Pokémon owns all the rights to fan art, that means all Pokémon character ships are canon.
And some "ships" are illegal.
They didn't think this through.
1:47 Oh shit, I found my comment lmao. Too bad it's collapsed
0:40 that religion one would be very confusing for atheists, godless religions, or religions with multiple god like figures that have individual names instead of just being referred to as god.
2:00 you do not lose copyright of fanart automatically, only if you sign an agreement like a TOS and upload it.
However, you cannot legally distribute fanart of trademarked/copyrighted characters. People can commission it, and you can create it legally, however the fanart cant be used in advertisement or in products for sale.
10:12 I see soukoku has infiltrated Emkay lol
2:03 no wonder they aren’t fighting back…
Imagine the porn of all the Pokegirls, Gardevoir and the Eevolutions they own, imagine if they ACTUALLY use the content as an official artwork.
00:20 that is just the ending to minecraft
10:47 exactly the only thing ai is good for is copying art from a database that stole the art from the original artist.
4:56 that went from 0 to 100 real quick
Not funny.
@@Navarein Womp womp?
11:05 honestly, if you wanted to have something new and sleek, why the fuck would you choose 'X'?! It's a latin character that has existed longer than any civilization, it ain't new, and it sure as fuck isn't sleek.
10:05 I’m so happy to see an Evangelion meme. Even if it is an old one.
And that scene is not as weird as others in the movie.
I swear, god is going to have to smite me 15 times if I make another damn sauce request comment/reply, but is that End of Evangelion or is it a specific episode, and if it’s the latter, which one.
8:01 reuse, reduce, recycle 🗑
2:20 they fucking try. I've watched 2 artists have the stories they built torn to the ground by nintendo and I can't begin to imagine how many more they've gone after
1:40 If you shit your self that's the element of surprise
1:08 I would take the 72 hour pill if there was no reward
2:05 oh man, I would love to see the mass exodus of lawyers when they try to regulate that shit. The 34th rule of the internet is incapable of being halted, and this rule is also taken to its extremes, no amount of eye bleach can save you from the curses upon your soul when you set a glance upon the unholy nature that this art can become.
2:27 They'd have to prove that you agreed to those terms of service. The creator has to agree to it somehow, or the work has to not qualify as Fair Use. They can't just say "we own anything you make" and instantly get around Fair Use laws.
A quick search shows me that they are trying to do just that. That wording is from the "legal" page on the pokemon website, not the ToS of some game or site, so it's 100% unenforceable.
In a fair use context this would be unenforceable, but the majority of fan art would not qualify as fair use. For the most part this is just reiterating the way that copyright law typically works, so it’s not really something you have to agree to. It looks like it’s mainly a statement that they intend to litigiously protect their IP, which I think is normally a requirement to maintain copyright status.
@@lawrencebates8172 Almost all fan art is fair use. Some fan art might be _trademark_ infringement, but very little is _copyright_ infringement. One of the criteria for copyright infringement is market usurpation and another is the amount of the work being copied. A still image is not usurping the market, and would be a tiny fraction of a work copied of a movie, show, or game.
There can be and have been cases of people successfully suing for having their fan art copied. They couldn't do that if the copyright to their art was owned by someone else.
@@Bacteriophagebs Oh cool, I'm certainly no expert, sounds like you know more about it than me. My understanding is that interpretation of fair use usually ends up coming down to the whims of a judge, at least if there's any sort of profit involved and it's not clearly transformative (parody, for example), so I think there are a number of cases with outcomes in either direction. And regarding quantity, I always thought it was about how much of the derivative work comes from the original, not how much of the original is used, otherwise short of repackaging an entire film or book it would be almost impossible to infringe on copyright!
@@lawrencebates8172 A lot of people call trademark infringement copyright infringement, especially when joking saying they're trying to avoid it.
The profit thing is a common misconception. That's a very minor factor and not technically a factor at all in case law. A judge might take it into account when determining damages, but not whether or not something is infringement at all.
The Four Factors are: Transformation: Is the derivative work transformative, as in does it make significant changes to the original? Market usurpation: Does the derivative work make it less likely people will buy the original? Amount used: Is a significant amount of the original work being copied? And nature: is the derivative work copying the _execution_ of the original, or is it just repeating ideas or facts from it?
What that means is that, yes, you basically have to _copy_ some of the work to infringe on copyright. Fan art does not do that.
Trademark is different. Trademark infringement means you made and are distributing something that people might reasonably believe was made by the owner of the trademark. The key factors for that are the degree of similarity with the trademarked item and whether the two parties' products are sufficiently related that consumers are likely to mistakenly assume that they come from a common source. Fan art rarely infringes on this because it's almost always clearly labeled as fan art.
0:35 my favorite one is ''It's pronounced Jod''
Here we go again
Oh boy
Your first congratulations 🎊🎉🍾🎈
a Soukoku meme being in an EmKay video wasn't on my 2023 summer bingo card
1:58 So pokémon could just say "I like this, It's mine now"
If your girl doesn't let you "simba" her, she ain't a keeper
7:10 nope alive
0:24
"Hear me, Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Ymir, speaking to you directly through the power of the Founder. All the walls on the Island of Paradis have crumbled to the ground, and the legions of Titans buried within have begun their march. My only goal is to protect the lives of the people of Paradis, the island where I was born. Right now, the nations of the world are united in their desire to exterminate my people. And it won't end with our island. They won't be satisfied until every last subject of Ymir is dead. I won't let them have their way. The Titans of the walls....will continue their march, until every trace of life beyond our shores is trampled flat. And the people of Paradis are all that remains of Humanity."
2:20 I think it's just scare tactics, given they had to recently take down and reupload the trailer for the upcoming teal mask dlc for Scarlet and violet because they accidentally used a fan remix of some of the music of the first dlc trailer
9:44 that is the best burn I have ever heard for nfts
1:05 I would totally do that cause if I can get that money at age almost 23, I would have a decent amount of my life to live left AND be able to do it while doing what I want. It’s a win in my book! I would rather rich then old as frick!
124 sinking 4 in 2 aproches 406 suffers failure on launch
The glip
0:52
Truly, the Shakespeare of our time.
Me: *takes the $50 million first while in a random person fursuit and books it*
6:20 To be fair, meat DID kill John Lennon.
2:08 hold up, so the Pokemon company owns the forbidden paragraph‽ thats... both hilarious and concerning
edit: or is it art only???
The ultimate bath bomb.
2:20 This was how the 𝒪𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓍𝑒𝒹 𝐸𝑒𝓋𝑒𝑒𝓁𝓊𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 comic by Kuroodo'd got discontinued until rebooted the franchise with a comic that legally distinct enough that it could pass
11:43 you're forgetting something, nsfw is only enjoyable if it has a human touch to it. I don't think anyone would enjoy ai generated tentacle stuff...
For Japanese (and Japanese stricken) we speak.
2:30 Basically, the part that we can see in the screenshot just says that any fanart is, technically, PCII's property, as it is their characters used in it, which is some basic legal stuff. Not really enforceable unless someone were to claim they created the character, which would be copyright infringement anyway, so not many content creators, even just for video games, would add that to their legal page, or the contract someone signs by playing the game. So, as such, Pokemon p*** is technically owned by PCII, but any of the p*** creators won't try to claim they created the character, just the name the character has, so it doesn't need to be enforceable.
I can confirm that I have shat out all states of matter including but not limited to:
solid
liquid
gas
plasma
glass
crystals with some degree of disorder
liquid crystals
quantum spin liquid
copolymer
superconductor
superfluid
bose-einstein condensate
fermionic condensate
rydberg molecule
quantum hall state
photonic matter
dropleton
degenerate matter
quark matter
color-glass condensate
an unknown state that has created baryon asymmetry
supersolid
string-net liquid
superglass
2:33 It looks to me (a lay person) that this means that the company claims the right to use any and all Pokemon fanart for free without the creator's express permission.
For the pill: wait till you're 71.
As for Lil Tay's death: She isn't _actually_ dead, it's just some fuckstick decided to say that to boost sales.
Lil Tay herself did not know about this and was reportedly quite distraught.
It was actually her brother that wanted to fake her death. Which the whole family, besides her, sucks for that since they went along with it
To add onto the first one; an entire tribe was taken out because they were cannibals and they ended up contracting a disease from eating brains.
0:31 I'd probably scream out "I'm c*mming" just to gross out everyone
Ayo
Me personally, the best part of the human body is the thigh (like Robin said). For many people it is the meatiest part. Add a little salt a pepper with chili flakes, and you have yourself a great meal. I prefer grilled thigh, but Fried works too.
I figured that might be good too. Fatty meat, extra tasty. My friend said when he dies that I could eat his thigh. 😂
@@ZeeNastee you have a good friend right there
Uh oh my favorite subreddit
Imagine finding a Company that handles copyright like the Pokémon Company, make a collab fan art between a Pokémon and said companies intellectual property. Watch them fight
1:21 id go for more money but im 100% doing that
I like AI art. It looks good. The cosplay it created looked good. I judge art by how it makes me feel, that's it. I feel like I'm expected to hate everything. It's exhausting.
Same bro
Wormhole Creation/manipulation(the spot style) 9:07
Stage 4 cancer
@@guy_who_animates boo-womp😥
You learn There's a multiversal organisation dedicated to murderering your family
can only travel/manipulate holes at the same size as 1cm
@@muluema I have an idea to use it for surgery
He finnally made another cursed comments video,the prophecy has been fulfilled
"Which coordinates do you piss in?"
Me: "Well it fluctuates so most likely around D7 to- wait there's a cat there I change my mind, the cat I AIM FOR THE CAT"
So happy to see a few seconds later I have others who think alike.
I would just pretend to be god and just ask everyone t stop fighting like I don't mind small brawls where it's just a scratch or punch, but jeeze dudes stop doing wars it fricking sucks.
0:10.... there's a cursed comment somewhere about "oh so who's keeping people as pets" and honestly that's a missed opportunity.
2:10 They don't need a legal basis, they'll just bully artists into quitting. Or uhh... or so I've heard...
Though I think, and I have to stress I'm not well versed in legal issues, but I think they actually can take anything and everything down, if it has a pokémon in it (some restrictions, cause fair use, but that's decided on a case-by-case basis in court, chances are people won't take it that far). But that has more to do with actual trademark and copyright law than anything on their site. I bet that bit of text has *zero* legal weight and is just to scare people or something.
Not sure about using it. But again, they could just do it. No artist is going to sue The Pokémon Company, Nintendo or Game Freak...