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КОМЕНТАРІ • 895

  • @oliversievanen8554
    @oliversievanen8554 11 місяців тому +2020

    WE DID IT! WE GOT ROBIN TO SING!!!

    • @broofli
      @broofli 11 місяців тому +37

      YES!!!!

    • @caitlinabbott7895
      @caitlinabbott7895 11 місяців тому +76

      Robin singing bit
      0:08

    • @penciilkid
      @penciilkid 11 місяців тому +14

      WOOHOO

    • @chris_the_heartbeat_lover.1994
      @chris_the_heartbeat_lover.1994 11 місяців тому +41

      He has a great voice though

    • @spectoestis3106
      @spectoestis3106 11 місяців тому +45

      It started off a little rough but that was probably because it was impromptu, if he actually had a chance to warm up beforehand I think he'd sound spectacular.

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 11 місяців тому +1666

    Petition to have Robin sing the full version of What a Wonderful World.

    • @keliqub-o6i
      @keliqub-o6i 11 місяців тому +12

      that will be great

    • @XXNotAlexaXX
      @XXNotAlexaXX 11 місяців тому +13

      Aaaand signed

    • @Snowwasteland
      @Snowwasteland 11 місяців тому +8

      Heck yeah

    • @burnt-potatoes
      @burnt-potatoes 11 місяців тому +10

      *Y E S*

    • @broofli
      @broofli 11 місяців тому +10

      ...yes. but if that fails, someone will do an AI cover of it lmao (don't quote me tho)

  • @PawsOnTheBalcony
    @PawsOnTheBalcony 11 місяців тому +488

    Fun fact about that Austrian town at 9:44 - they officially changed their name to "Fugging" in 2020 because people kept stealing the town name sign. This is why we can't have nice things, people 😭.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 11 місяців тому +35

      People will keep stealing it

    • @GredelsRage
      @GredelsRage 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@@QuikVidGuyi just stole it last night.

    • @SeverelyUndercaffeinated
      @SeverelyUndercaffeinated 11 місяців тому +21

      @@GredelsRage Y O I N K

    • @GredelsRage
      @GredelsRage 11 місяців тому +5

      @@SeverelyUndercaffeinated lol. Gimme back my stolen sign!! Lol

    • @Kickapignow
      @Kickapignow 11 місяців тому

      who cares? fugging is still a good sign to steal

  • @lillianward2810
    @lillianward2810 11 місяців тому +454

    The plagiarism one left out the best part- someone responded that a student had plagiarized a fanfic that the teacher wrote and then the teacher had to puzzle how to tell the kid how they knew what it was.

    • @gamegod6859
      @gamegod6859 11 місяців тому +28

      what?!

    • @inactivebearo
      @inactivebearo 11 місяців тому +15

      HELP do you have a link to the post by any chance

    • @DoktorSus
      @DoktorSus 11 місяців тому +9

      Man, PLEASE, I NEED TO SEE THE POST. I want all the Context.

    • @MontyDV
      @MontyDV 10 місяців тому +12

      @@DoktorSus PM'd you the original post.
      :troll:

    • @ChouchiePotatie
      @ChouchiePotatie 14 днів тому

      @@MontyDV*last online 15 years ago*

  • @cinnamonmink3736
    @cinnamonmink3736 11 місяців тому +216

    "I'm not gonna read french words" - proceeds to pronounce oiseaux 100% perfectly

    • @M_4C4z
      @M_4C4z 11 місяців тому +1

      What timestamp

    • @sandpaperunderthetable6708
      @sandpaperunderthetable6708 11 місяців тому

      ​@@M_4C4z24:39

    • @cinnamonmink3736
      @cinnamonmink3736 11 місяців тому +2

      @@M_4C4z 24:38

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 11 місяців тому +14

      I'm going to pronounce it oeeseeux simply because the language was seemingly made by solely accountants and lawyers who shutter at the thought of basic words.

    • @redblueplayer221
      @redblueplayer221 11 місяців тому +7

      I also love the words
      "huent" (boo at the 3rd person plural) which is pronounced [u]
      And "oeufs" (plural of egg) which is pronounced [e]

  • @StriderStarfall
    @StriderStarfall 11 місяців тому +250

    As a person who says tomfoolery a lot because I'm a tomfooler, this is a win for the tomfoolering community.

    • @lynneconklin917
      @lynneconklin917 11 місяців тому +17

      As long as others don't start a huge kerfuffle over your tomfoolery

    • @diggitydog998
      @diggitydog998 11 місяців тому +8

      Better rename me to Tom, cause I be getting up to all this FOOLERYYYY

    • @areallyshortbrontothere
      @areallyshortbrontothere 11 місяців тому +7

      As a professional tomfoolerist, this is in fact a win for the tomfoolery community, but also, the hijinks community, the making kerfuffles gang, and many more.

    • @jackwastakenx2
      @jackwastakenx2 11 місяців тому +5

      Have you heard of sillyism

    • @N95j
      @N95j 11 місяців тому +1

      thank you tomfooler

  • @mitsuris_dango675
    @mitsuris_dango675 11 місяців тому +355

    I was in the middle of a depressive episode and my friend just said: "You should go to a brothel." And it shook me so much I snapped out of it and started laughing. :)

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 11 місяців тому +3

      Depression is not feeling sad and I'm tired of seeing people who are sad or having a bad time say they're depressed.

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON 11 місяців тому +52

      ​@@AIHumanEqualityi know they never said that

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 11 місяців тому +4

      Damn, I wish I could snap out of my depression by being told something funny

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 11 місяців тому +4

      @@TheGoldenDunsparce If all it takes is something funny than you wouldn't be in depression.

    • @calliel9188
      @calliel9188 11 місяців тому +56

      @@AIHumanEqualitynah you’re wrong. As someone with clinical depression, something random can absolutely distract you from an episode. At least temporarily. Depression does not mean you’re always crying. It does not mean you cannot be surprised or laugh.

  • @ambersquirrel2514
    @ambersquirrel2514 11 місяців тому +27

    Taking Forbidden Time
    side effects may include:
    -pounding headaches
    -dry mouth
    -nausea
    -an extra helping of emotional instability
    -random crying
    -irritability and RAGE
    -feeling like death the next morning
    -time collapses

    • @buky69
      @buky69 2 місяці тому +3

      it ain't called forbidden for no reason

  • @broofli
    @broofli 11 місяців тому +56

    When Jack sings little jingles for us, nobody bats an eye.
    When Robin sings a snipet of a song, everyone loses their minds!

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 11 місяців тому +10

      Well hearing a bird singing is a gift from Nature. Hearing a human singing is just a daily occurrence.

  • @lamelime1
    @lamelime1 11 місяців тому +312

    This is my favourite subreddit to watch in this channel. Not only because its funny but because Robin really enjoys it as well

    • @miraistired
      @miraistired 11 місяців тому +1

      i have ur pfp on tiktok lol

    • @lamelime1
      @lamelime1 11 місяців тому +2

      @@miraistired why would you have a lime as your pfp

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому

      @@lamelime1 this is the most tweetable reply section for some reason

    • @galomendo
      @galomendo 4 місяці тому

      @@lamelime1bcz lime is good

  • @kooskoos1234
    @kooskoos1234 11 місяців тому +81

    As an asexual, i can confirm, i’m stuck on the tree, please help

    • @probablyahuman1
      @probablyahuman1 11 місяців тому +7

      um...should I call the fire departent?

    • @martyruth77
      @martyruth77 10 місяців тому +2

      @@probablyahuman1 please do, i'm stuck with them

    • @iwastherobloxianminecrafter
      @iwastherobloxianminecrafter 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@martyruth77are you guys ok??

    • @martyruth77
      @martyruth77 10 місяців тому +1

      @@iwastherobloxianminecrafter AAAAAAAA I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

    • @iwastherobloxianminecrafter
      @iwastherobloxianminecrafter 10 місяців тому +1

      @@martyruth77 ok im calling the fire department tell me when they get there

  • @ratoh1710
    @ratoh1710 11 місяців тому +118

    22:08 I would like to inform you all that the first thing you get when you google "Wolftopia" is the Wikipedia article of that planet, also the nickname was picked because the guy who discovered it is called Wolf Cukier

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 11 місяців тому +24

      I googled wolftopia to see if this was true. It Is! Pictures and articles! Nasa can call it that boring-ass scientific name all they want. That's Wolftopia, and that's a kickass name. And it's a beautiful looking planet.

  • @capitangel5406
    @capitangel5406 11 місяців тому +56

    0:22
    I dont see the sky
    Theres bearly light
    But now is the night
    And there's no moon
    And I think to myself
    I am lost in the woods
    I'm going to the north
    Or that's the south?
    I dont really know
    If I can survive
    And I think to myself
    I am lost in the woods

    • @buky69
      @buky69 2 місяці тому +2

      damn, i love it

  • @mred8002
    @mred8002 11 місяців тому +59

    A zillion years ago in my psychiatric rotation, there was a patient that could be returned to this reality by grabbing his wrist and asking “can you feel my fingers?”. Used the technique later with various dementia patients too, but mixed results.

  • @westinhess6864
    @westinhess6864 11 місяців тому +49

    Robin, how you helped your friend with your hatred of Sheen is absolute compassion at it's finest. I think everyone could use a friend like you.

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright 11 місяців тому +29

    17:49 “Please call the fire department. We are stuck. We’re so bored, we actually wanna _take action together.”_

  • @hollowharbinger6589
    @hollowharbinger6589 11 місяців тому +41

    I have a therapist. And everytime I see posts about insane parents that are a liiiittle too relatable, I need another.
    The bean juice keeps my insides damp enough to shield the anxiety

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter 11 місяців тому +279

    _Partake in tomfoolery, resist obedience, embrace being a little scoundrel in the eyes of the bland and puritanical._
    A PSA from me, your local weirdo in the comments.

    • @Heratic_
      @Heratic_ 11 місяців тому +9

      Thank you, weirdo in the comments

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 11 місяців тому +6

      There are several weirdos

    • @mithril5869
      @mithril5869 11 місяців тому +4

      12 charges tomfoolery
      Charged and convicted
      70 years in prison

    • @Just_a_commenter
      @Just_a_commenter 11 місяців тому +10

      @@mithril5869 if someone tries to put me in a cell, I'll do much more than simply bite them! No one can contain the commenting Latias' tomfoolery!

    • @Ghostfighter797
      @Ghostfighter797 11 місяців тому +5

      No law in the universe can stop my tomfoolery!

  • @fakenails
    @fakenails 11 місяців тому +22

    5:30 In some places, you are not even allowed to sit down on the floor. Even if it is in a public area. In Singapore, if it is not a designated "leisure" area or hangout or picnic, you are not allowed to sit on the floor.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 11 місяців тому +3

      Good thing Singapore is a city-state, so everyone tacitly agrees with any and all legislation since they can just go and yell at the government

  • @kira_calamari2431
    @kira_calamari2431 11 місяців тому +20

    Robin being confused by the good omens post was the highlight of my day

  • @Logitah
    @Logitah 11 місяців тому +28

    9:18 I've heard that this happened here in Finland with the original word for "bear". Bears were sacred yet feared, so nobody dared to say their name out loud. They invented so many nicknames for bears that the original word "oksi" simply fell out of use and was replaced with "karhu".

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 9 місяців тому +2

      Same in a lot of languages, actually.
      Including English.
      There's an xkcd about this.

  • @mathildaandersson1341
    @mathildaandersson1341 11 місяців тому +18

    5:24 reverse sidewalk effect.
    They wanted to make things harder for one group, now everyone is inconvenienced.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 11 місяців тому +23

    24:00 Apparently, my dad and a friend of his once went through a period of performing under a bridge, right next to where people got off from a bus. Dad's friend would blow into an empty bottle to make noises, and Dad would do a little dance. People would throw them 20p coins, and after an hour they'd have enough to each buy themselves a pint of beer.

  • @Gabriel-lh7gy
    @Gabriel-lh7gy 11 місяців тому +39

    I had no sounds on for about 5 minutes before realize i was just reading the subtitles
    I will take Robin replacing my internal monologue voice as a sign that i need to take a break from watching this channel

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 11 місяців тому +5

      Yes i would download a voice actor 😎

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 11 місяців тому +1

      Sounds more like a sign that you need some therapy of some kind.

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 9 місяців тому +1

      @@AIHumanEqualitylol not you talking.

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому +1

      @@AIHumanEquality not the guy that got ratioed in another replies section on this SAME VIDEO LOL

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому

      @@isqqcc You go to videos that are 7 months old just to read the comments? That isn't the win you think it is chap.

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 11 місяців тому +15

    7:32 I'm just imagining a seven year old like "Yo god I heard you don't like colors! Get down here and fight me!"

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby 11 місяців тому +15

    21:18 "Food is a lot of people's love language..."
    When my now wife and I first met in real life, she lived in Florida and I was in Los Angeles. She flew over so we could spend a week or so together to see how things would work out. On the first night, I cooked her dinner. Szechuan eggplant, mabo tofu, steamed egg pudding and quick stir-fry hollow heart veggies. She already liked me before but after that, she was like "Oh yeah. I'm sticking with this guy."
    There's only one down side. She now refuses to eat anyone else's szechuan eggplant or mabo tofu besides my own. "It's not good enough." She says.

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому

      this is so wholesome and deserves so many more likes 😭

  • @legendspryzens3
    @legendspryzens3 11 місяців тому +90

    I'd build an actual time machine out of a Delorean (for kinda obvious reasons)

    • @user-pm6gx1xv9o
      @user-pm6gx1xv9o 11 місяців тому +2

      Understandable.

    • @legendspryzens3
      @legendspryzens3 11 місяців тому

      @@user-pm6gx1xv9o I honestly didn't think anyone would get that

    • @Somerandomguyinthecomments
      @Somerandomguyinthecomments 11 місяців тому +3

      How serious would the shit that you see at 88 MPH be

    • @legendspryzens3
      @legendspryzens3 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Somerandomguyinthecomments it'd go much faster than 88mph because of the W16 in the back

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 11 місяців тому +1

      See ya in hell when you die because that's not even how time space works.

  • @ImJustAlex_
    @ImJustAlex_ 11 місяців тому +49

    I kinda want a version of What A Wonderful World sung by Robin.

  • @Leif776
    @Leif776 11 місяців тому +26

    Robin seems to be in a genuinely good mood today, it's really wholesome

  • @eggishere
    @eggishere 11 місяців тому +26

    4:23
    I was NOT expecting to see a Good Omens post in an EmKay video but I am LIVING for it

    • @abigailgriffin-wc3fm
      @abigailgriffin-wc3fm 11 місяців тому +3

      Neither was I

    • @ZwodderButUhhhhhhhDifferent
      @ZwodderButUhhhhhhhDifferent 11 місяців тому +5

      I KNOW GOSH it made me feel like a little boy in the 1950s seeing his dad in the newspaper idk that was just the vibe

    • @wongyukhei3932
      @wongyukhei3932 11 місяців тому +3

      Me neither but new info learnt from Neil's Tumblr today hey 🤠

    • @MxShadow8
      @MxShadow8 8 місяців тому +2

      It was the first time I ever heard about good omens, and then I started watching the show with my family, I am going to show 3 of my friends the show tomorrow, which will be my 8th time watching it

    • @eggishere
      @eggishere 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MxShadow8 Im glad you liked it! Its one of my favorite shows

  • @mewdolfkittler5630
    @mewdolfkittler5630 11 місяців тому +23

    I like that, Robin has been avoiding singing a lot of songs throughout this channel's history, even parody, but this song, *_specifically_* , he chose to sing. Thats the power of A Wonderful World

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal 11 місяців тому +22

    Instead of saying “I guess we already know who the gay one is” I would have said “I guess we already know who’s the one that deep throats it’s bros”

  • @BazukinBelyugovich
    @BazukinBelyugovich 11 місяців тому +31

    3:25 they're talking about Evgeny Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Group mercenary army in the Russian-Ukrainian War. He died in a plane crash, along with another high-ranking leader Dmitry Utkin.

  • @JustYetAnotherHuman
    @JustYetAnotherHuman 11 місяців тому +11

    20:50 We *finally* got the backstory as to why robin was ranting about sheen!

    • @garakthetailor
      @garakthetailor 11 місяців тому +2

      As a sheen fan boy I am never watching any emkay video with Robin

  • @thebaku818
    @thebaku818 9 місяців тому +7

    17:43 : that's not "you better stop~ 🎵" it's "YOU BETTER STOP" like the vine

  • @SabioOrCJ
    @SabioOrCJ 11 місяців тому +9

    "thanks for making me this hot tea bro, why'd the steam take the shape of a skull and crossbones lol" made me laugh my ass off

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 11 місяців тому +10

    15:23 we got robbed out of a Robin “bestie”

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому +2

      LOL FR

  • @AegisGaming99
    @AegisGaming99 11 місяців тому +9

    14:33 bro is in the middle of a fetch quest and also in 3 relationships at the same time
    edit: I KNEW IT

  • @frozendragon1874
    @frozendragon1874 11 місяців тому +14

    honestly, at 9:26, that rant reminds me of a book trilogy called scythe, where the world is literally run by a sentient bottom up AI, where humans are mostly immortal, and special humans are the takers of life, all in all, a very good series.

  • @Creepy_shortcake
    @Creepy_shortcake 11 місяців тому +7

    I took my mom to a Kum& Go once. She never heard of it and was blown away by the name. She had to take a picture and send it to all of her friends.

  • @Bladesmessofplaylists
    @Bladesmessofplaylists 9 місяців тому +2

    the mulan thing- its suposed to be a subtle character change to make you think that the character is more strong when acting that way. something swimilar is done with Jinx in arcane, when shes being more sweat and like Powder her face is more round and youthful when shes more like Jinx and angry/about to kill someone her face goes more sharp

  • @Draiocht012
    @Draiocht012 11 місяців тому +3

    "Maybe just ask your dad about his life, I feel like he would tell you."
    Speaking from experience here, no he would not. It's one of those dad things. They don't remember, or even want to, all the important/fun stories of their life in order. They just remember individual stories when they become relevant or at random.

  • @theearlcielphantomhive9814
    @theearlcielphantomhive9814 11 місяців тому +6

    I feel like the good omens posts are gonna forever haunt me. Also bro was so confused when he read the discorporation part😭

  • @kittyjuneo2218
    @kittyjuneo2218 11 місяців тому +9

    16:48 Makes me think of our rock pile that we have next to our porch, we’ve had it for as long as I can remember, nothing has been removed from it, but at least a few rocks are added a a year. Less rocks are added now that my sister and I have our own rock collections in our rooms, but we still add some to the family pile sometimes.
    Edit: The comment section under this video is really full of gems this time, I like the emkay community

  • @Dies_cut3ly
    @Dies_cut3ly 11 місяців тому +12

    1:44 can confirm after Googling, all of this is true

  • @15cola
    @15cola 11 місяців тому +12

    13:55 i've been saying forever that power rangers should be called hamburger sentai. the concept is quite literally the product of american directors seeing super sentai and thinking "wouldn't it be cool if american kids could watch this too?", and most of its footage is derived directly from super sentai. and those directors were right, power rangers fucking rules

    • @THE_funnyalt
      @THE_funnyalt 11 місяців тому +1

      …I just read that Samburger Hentai. Oh my fucking god.

    • @kellydavis3219
      @kellydavis3219 11 місяців тому +1

      The real Hamburger Shonen shows are the original Teen Titans and Avatar

  • @Vaprod12
    @Vaprod12 11 місяців тому +4

    If the "they didn't have my name" thing was in all those stores, I would have about 100

  • @CEOmagi
    @CEOmagi 11 місяців тому +5

    22:50
    Wait till they find out that we have two gas stations in front of each other in my city 💀💀

  • @poisonedkilljoy9304
    @poisonedkilljoy9304 11 місяців тому +5

    6:46 there were also “kill the pupfish” bumper stickers. BUMPER STICKERS. also this is the same hole Charles Manson wanted to drain to hide in and survive the race war he tried to start.
    The Devil’s Hole and the pupfish unique to it are WEIRDLY interesting

  • @willowfernn
    @willowfernn 11 місяців тому +7

    Seeing Good Omens in here made me do a double take lmao

  • @dinoengineer9140
    @dinoengineer9140 11 місяців тому +6

    8:15, YEAH! You don’t know that I cried myself to sleep every night when I was 10!

  • @Talon1124
    @Talon1124 11 місяців тому +6

    Man the grounding thing makkes me think of like 99% of IT problems being fixed bybturning it off and on again.

  • @Stolazz
    @Stolazz 11 місяців тому +3

    4:23 ITS GOOD OMENS
    ITS GOOD OMENS
    I just really need to point out that it’s good omens

  • @stuffnstuff8844
    @stuffnstuff8844 11 місяців тому +7

    6:37 I would love to wake up one day to hear about the assassination of John Fishgerald Kennedy

  • @zachjones4551
    @zachjones4551 11 місяців тому +10

    11:19 Gayness overflow

  • @darkstarr984
    @darkstarr984 11 місяців тому +5

    15:31 Yup, seen this a lot in fanfics. I always knew it was wrong even way before I first tried drinking when I was 20. Alcohol burns, it’s bitter, and if you’re not eating and having it slow, it’s going to sneak up on you fast. Tipsiness tends to set in for many people after 2 or 3 drinks, but 2 “drinks” would be two bottles of beer or a single cocktail.
    I really enjoy the tastes and sensations of various alcoholic drinks, but it’s absolutely not something that is simply pleasant. It’s an experience, and not something most people are doing for the taste unless it’s someone touring craft breweries or wineries.

  • @pizzawolfer1947
    @pizzawolfer1947 7 місяців тому +6

    14:40 how many more before he gets a piece of heart

  • @Bruh_idk69lul
    @Bruh_idk69lul 11 місяців тому +8

    25:00 Goose in french is Oie, pronounced "Wa" or as I like to think of it, Ua. Because the french spelt it with 3 vowels, but then they felt bad, so they decided to pronounce it with the remaning 2.

  • @-No_3-
    @-No_3- 9 місяців тому +3

    20:16 dam my elementary scool concolers loved this method , “can you stop I have limeted lunch time” whaat BROLLIANT FOIIKNG IDAE IS T ITT 💀

  • @judeeeeeeeee
    @judeeeeeeeee 11 місяців тому +6

    20:10 I do this with friends it's great
    I had a panic attack at a marching band competition and when I tried to say something my friend somehow caught something about tennis balls. Idk how but now everytime either of us are upset the other deflects with "So what about tennis balls??"

  • @gammaboost
    @gammaboost 11 місяців тому +10

    12:40 And now 123,000 people (give or take) know about this guy

  • @Redbeardian
    @Redbeardian 11 місяців тому +10

    4:45 that's exactly like the cows vs sharks statistic. I commented that if you had hundreds of millions of people coming within inches of sharks every single day , seven days per week, then the statistic of shark attacks would be VERY different.

  • @birbsap
    @birbsap 11 місяців тому +6

    Robin needs to watch Good Omens and learn how to pronounce Aziraphale and Crowleys names

  • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
    @thesewinggeekmiri9029 11 місяців тому +4

    24:11 this is 100% true
    no joke, Christmas Day 2014, after DINNER, my Grandpa out of *nowhere* suddenly shared with our family about that time that he'd accidentally bumped into his estranged father at a baseball game.
    Mind you, before that point we hadn't even known that Great-Grandpa Ed had abandoned the family once upon a time!
    Apparently he just up and ghosted his 5 kids one day (sometime after his wife's early death), and they didn't hear back from him until 4 - 5 years later when my Grandpa accidentally bumped into him at a game, and it was *only* because a friend of my great-grandpa's called out our distinct surname to catch his attention, and happened to be within my grandpa's earshot.
    oh and also WWII was happening during this too. And both grandpa *and* great-grandpa had served. So the odds of them meeting were even smaller than you'd think.

  • @laffytaffy9656
    @laffytaffy9656 11 місяців тому +4

    Fun fact I actually took a nap after watching this video
    It lasted like... 4 hours if I'm doing my math correctly
    Good nap, good video

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 11 місяців тому +3

    9:06 reminds of how in swedish the original word for wolf as ulv, but it became a taboo and unlucky word to the point that everyone started using the word varg instead and it's stuck ever since

  • @elizathegamer413
    @elizathegamer413 11 місяців тому +6

    14:23 this guy is literally doing the zelda trading sequences 😭

  • @StarLessWolf9372
    @StarLessWolf9372 11 місяців тому +5

    8:27 is all i have to say. why did 2 people describe my life better then i could ever

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 11 місяців тому +5

    1:35 one time when I was in school one of the people that were in my class said that they disliked tangerines. They said that they taste too bitter. Everyone was confused. When told that they aren't bitter and asked if they ate them unpealed(which makes them bitter) they said yes. Everyone was confused.

  • @Deadsea091
    @Deadsea091 11 місяців тому +5

    7:49 He did he crated it after the flood as a promise to never flood the earth again.

  • @bruh_dude9778
    @bruh_dude9778 11 місяців тому +7

    16:32 robin became australian for a second

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому

      i finally found the comment

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому

      IT WAS SUCH A GOOD ACCENT THO

  • @Jackal2991
    @Jackal2991 11 місяців тому +3

    The thing about alien spacecraft and war thunder leaks... force the devs to make a UFO plane or several for the game as part of an event. Then just lean back and watch the intel roll in. Considering the sheer inability to resist leaking, we'll have alien spacecraft specs within a year or five or ten.

  • @someone-cool-yt
    @someone-cool-yt 11 місяців тому +9

    12:17 he looks like the villain in Pocahontas

  • @yourfriendlach
    @yourfriendlach 11 місяців тому +5

    18:55 Tumblr discovers biting down on your back teeth

  • @unklebelt
    @unklebelt 11 місяців тому +2

    I'm french and lemme tell you man, your pronunciation of "Oiseaux" was nearly perfect

  • @velociraptorhijinks7279
    @velociraptorhijinks7279 11 місяців тому +5

    The thing I am most mad about in the French language is that oui is phonetic. It has no right to be and nobody seems as mad about this as I am

  • @Squish_Squash
    @Squish_Squash 11 місяців тому +18

    4:32
    Robin you seemed a bit confused about what discorporation meant in that ask so I'll explain (because I love Good Omens, the media in question):
    discorporation in Good Omens means that the physical body an angel/demon is occupying is destroyed or the body dies. This supposedly isn't too bad, because then the supernatural being will just be issued a new body, but for the character in question (Aziraphale, an angel), he's had his current and only body/corporation for well over 6000 years *and* he's trying very hard to stop the oncoming apocalypse when he is discorporated
    (spoiler alert tho, he's able to get his body back at the end through means I will not reveal)
    also Neil Gaiman's last name is pronounced "gayman" and not "guyman", and I'm ngl I pronounced it the same way the first time too

  • @sammieegoldwand
    @sammieegoldwand 9 місяців тому +3

    20:39 I sh1t you not, planet sheen was in my recommended for this video

  • @Kai-ye8cr
    @Kai-ye8cr 11 місяців тому +6

    12:12 How bad could it go- HOLY RABIES

  • @Tyto-ATTA
    @Tyto-ATTA 11 місяців тому +28

    R/ tumblr is always good

  • @scp-856
    @scp-856 11 місяців тому +11

    12:04 let me just say, smash

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 6 місяців тому +1

      We were all thinking it but you had the balls to say it

  • @sarveshmunde9846
    @sarveshmunde9846 11 місяців тому +10

    3:39 the Tumblr stereotype 😂

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke 11 місяців тому +3

    16:22 That is very true. Cockney English has its own RP instead of the standard English RP. The phonetics and grammar is so vastly different than the English RP that it classified itself as it's own RP along the American and Australian RP.

  • @Thirteenth-cs2cm
    @Thirteenth-cs2cm 10 місяців тому +3

    8:03 This sounds like it could have been a line in Monty Python lol XD

  • @aer0a
    @aer0a 11 місяців тому +6

    9:49 I'm pretty sure they changed the name to Fugging because people kept stealing the sign

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby 11 місяців тому +3

    18:17 okay, so I often make an effort to help people that have tech problems on forums. Unfortunately, the conversation usually goes like this.
    Them: I doesn't work.
    Me: What part doesn't work? Is there an error message? What happens?
    Someone else: Same here
    Yet someone else: Same here
    Yet another someone else: Same here.
    Me: Can you guys give me more info
    That one person: It says "file not found"
    Me: Is the file there?

  • @Smileyreal
    @Smileyreal 11 місяців тому +8

    4:58 this is also why the whole "vending machines kill more people per year than sharks do" argument is stupid. There are a bajillion factors that go into how likely something is to kill you, it's extremely difficult to actually measure. Just the fact that we see more vending machines than we do sharks is enough to skew the statistics significantly.

  • @Julian-lz5pd
    @Julian-lz5pd 11 місяців тому +1

    My dude I've worked at a Kum & Go for nearly a decade and I assure you the change is fucking with us just as much as it is all of yall

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 11 місяців тому +3

    3:24 is about the leader of a private military hired by Putin to fight in Ukraine, who decided to speak up against Putin, because the war is going that badly.

  • @garakthetailor
    @garakthetailor 11 місяців тому +15

    3:45 i dont get it whats the difference

  • @republiccommando4041
    @republiccommando4041 11 місяців тому +5

    15:13 i sadly must agree
    Blackjack drinks 5 full bottles of wisky. How are you alive.

  • @dogejr1
    @dogejr1 11 місяців тому +21

    its a great day when EmKay posts

    • @TheOneAndOnlySnazzyJazzyAzzy
      @TheOneAndOnlySnazzyJazzyAzzy 11 місяців тому +4

      you must have a lot of great days

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 11 місяців тому +1

      It'll be a great day when people stop copying this comment on every video and get some orginality.

  • @miguelgarciasuarez2506
    @miguelgarciasuarez2506 11 місяців тому +5

    19:57 Im gonna start doing that cause I dont know how to confort.

  • @acetheticappeal
    @acetheticappeal 11 місяців тому +2

    Sadly, the town "Fucking" in Austria had to chance its name to "Fugging" because people kept stealing their entry sign.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 11 місяців тому +5

    16:56 Oh PLEASE someone do this for the stuff I _know_ you have images of.

  • @fetenfe6345
    @fetenfe6345 11 місяців тому +4

    0:45 i absolutely love dude where’s my car

  • @lynx3950
    @lynx3950 11 місяців тому +2

    5:08 To add my own experience, as someone who has gone through cancer, you have *abysmal* energy levels during/after treatment. The lack of public seating in malls or anywhere *sucked*. I needed a walker that doubled as a wheelchair for a while, and when I was a bit better, I got a foldable chair to carry with

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 11 місяців тому +2

    The writing on that pikachu comic was fucking astounding, im actually shaken, please tell me op is getting paid big

    • @isqqcc
      @isqqcc 4 місяці тому

      FR RIGHT

  • @Anty_Praza
    @Anty_Praza 11 місяців тому +6

    7:05 12$ is 12$.

  • @FryManTheGreat
    @FryManTheGreat 11 місяців тому +8

    There is a misatrabution at 1:27
    Victor Hugo wrote _"les Misrables"_ However, the guy who ate half an ox in one sitting / all the other zainy stuff (other than the many wifes detail) is acually named Tarrare.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 11 місяців тому +2

      Not the mistresses

    • @FryManTheGreat
      @FryManTheGreat 11 місяців тому

      @@QuikVidGuy
      Thank you for the correction, I did forget to metion that Tarrare did not have 100 misstresses (I'll edit my comment to more accurately refect this); However, I tried to find who they were refering to, and I failed to find anything on it.