The Most Annoying Guy Ever

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  • @masch7000
    @masch7000 3 місяці тому +928

    You forgot the part when they call everyone who disagrees with them "insecure" so they don't have to face any criticism at all

    • @abraxas9879
      @abraxas9879 3 місяці тому

      Did a UA-camr with a mullet fuck your girlfriend?

    • @Linux_Fan_Boi_76
      @Linux_Fan_Boi_76 2 місяці тому +3

      interesting opinion, but can you back it up with a source?

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 Місяць тому

      They call everyone who disagrees with them "chud"

    • @TheFech80
      @TheFech80 Місяць тому

      ​@Linux_Fan_Boi_76 Hasan didn't use the word insecure. But a chatter on his stream disagreed with him about the israel palestine conflict and Hasan just said he is a pig dog that wants to watch all Palestinians be murdered

    • @ethanmartinesz-pugh6810
      @ethanmartinesz-pugh6810 Місяць тому

      Your're clearly just insecure

  • @ThePainkiller9995
    @ThePainkiller9995 6 місяців тому +15038

    ah yes, the "i call myself a male feminist but I'm actually a serial rapist" look

  • @Vmac1394
    @Vmac1394 6 місяців тому +10491

    Modern hipsters styling themselves like working class guys from 40 years ago is like a perverse joke.

    • @ronfroehlich4697
      @ronfroehlich4697 6 місяців тому +323

      These people are definitely just newer hipsters

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 6 місяців тому +546

      It's called "personality", and hipsters have never heard of it, they unironically ruin whatever they touch, failing to be unique in any way at all.

    • @JaMeXDDD
      @JaMeXDDD 6 місяців тому +320

      ​@@derealized797 Nothing screams personality like stealing an aesthetic from the 80s and making it your entire personality

    • @markedone2252
      @markedone2252 6 місяців тому

      It's insulting to us blue collar workers that they are trying to steal the look of a factory worker; because we all know that these types of dudes would never work in a factory because A) they would actually have to work and B) they would be bitching about capitalism and exploitation, blah blah blah. You get the idea.

    • @Carbon3979
      @Carbon3979 6 місяців тому +118

      ​@@derealized797 I saw that some of them started using tobacco pipes and cigars and I got worried because i thought they were going to ruin it for me but that kind of trend seems to have died off and what's "in" is what the original comment said about looking like a working guy from 1980 which really is a perverse joke. I just hope some of my other niche interests stay niche and these type of people don't get their grubby little hands on it and ruin it for me.

  • @NeepNeepPohn
    @NeepNeepPohn 28 днів тому +44

    The fact Noah Samsen got so tilted from this video he got shakey voiced for 20 minutes nearly on the verge of tears will never not be funny

  • @fromepotter
    @fromepotter 6 місяців тому +12528

    the classic "women can trust me" look

    • @pointynoodle
      @pointynoodle 6 місяців тому +921

      Spoiler: they really really can’t

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 6 місяців тому +401

      I have no idea what about this look appears trustworthy... It has always looked like a sleazebag.

    • @jessemcdonald7791
      @jessemcdonald7791 6 місяців тому +551

      @@planescapedbecause it’s the current “in” look. And that looks tells women, “oh this guys is current with trends, so he must also have the opinions I associate with them”. Basically, it’s like a monarch/viceroy situation. Celebrities popularize these looks, and present a forward face of “right-think” and losers emulate it for benefits

    • @Tha_Pencil
      @Tha_Pencil 6 місяців тому +5

      Lmao 🤣

    • @etantife
      @etantife 6 місяців тому +13

      Underrated comment

  • @thegoblonoid
    @thegoblonoid 5 місяців тому +4363

    isn't this just the natural evolution of the 2012 hipster barista guy?

    • @riogrande163
      @riogrande163 5 місяців тому +321

      This is a straight downgrade to be honest, at least the hipsters of yesteryear had a modicum of a chance of being clean-cut and not disheveled....

    • @JesusChrist2000BC
      @JesusChrist2000BC 5 місяців тому +180

      The 2012 hipster barista what's kind of like emo light, he had a beanie a flannel shirt, probably Vans on. Basically they all dressed up like they skate, but none of them ever did. Like some cross between a lumberjack and a skateboarder. Usually a big beard. Nowadays you don't see the beard as much at least for hipsters.

    • @ayrton56612
      @ayrton56612 5 місяців тому +20

      The video mentioned that

    • @samblackstone3400
      @samblackstone3400 5 місяців тому +32

      It's a side-grade evolution, like switching to the loch-n-load instead of the default grenade launcher

    • @aotctd
      @aotctd 5 місяців тому +6

      @@JesusChrist2000BC yeah. that garbage mixed with our, uh, my, generation's and culture's styles.
      i HATED it. lol

  • @V0gg
    @V0gg 5 місяців тому +3405

    "good luck finding another guy like me"

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 5 місяців тому +51

      [5 minutes on hinge later]

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@discipleofdagon81955 minutes? Must be a slow day.

    • @Bjorn_R
      @Bjorn_R 5 місяців тому +3

      Regression to the mean doing its thing flawlessly.

    • @pacipwincess
      @pacipwincess 4 місяці тому +5

      >thing becomes popular
      >you guys: "im so angry, im seething wow im so angry at this thing"

    • @V0gg
      @V0gg 4 місяці тому +56

      @@pacipwincess u ok ghe?

  • @graceafina7307
    @graceafina7307 4 місяці тому +3107

    Without fail, this guy is always a “feminist”, an atheist, and a self- proclaimed moral and intellectual giant

    • @wooberdooba4019
      @wooberdooba4019 4 місяці тому +270

      Favorite show is Rick and Morty

    • @quit-rt4vz
      @quit-rt4vz 4 місяці тому +1

      I think some of them would find that too 'right wing' ​@@wooberdooba4019

    • @SinisterAnimationS
      @SinisterAnimationS 4 місяці тому +71

      Can you name, one person, even on youtube who’s ever proclaimed themselves as a “moral and intellectual giant???”
      I agree with the video, but people in the comments are so robotic in their responses, they sound like a AI generated NPC comment that’s just combining random words together with no meaning

    • @crzvm1lk
      @crzvm1lk 4 місяці тому +105

      @Sinisteranimations we are key word farming to get likes

    • @doorhinge2039
      @doorhinge2039 4 місяці тому +78

      And an unhealthy obsession with horses

  • @substitutedoll5224
    @substitutedoll5224 5 місяців тому +2147

    that's like a solid 60% of commentary youtubers nowadays

  • @Hazamatoxin
    @Hazamatoxin 4 місяці тому +1602

    The haircut of "pick me" dudes

    • @entezami777
      @entezami777 4 місяці тому +24

      thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue

    • @louisungor3036
      @louisungor3036 4 місяці тому +19

      I work at a club and I run into this combo and you’re right

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 4 місяці тому +48

      Kurtis Connor is the epitome of a “pick me” dude

    • @jr5993
      @jr5993 4 місяці тому +7

      I actually hat3 them

    • @forestmanification
      @forestmanification 3 місяці тому

      Just call him gay.

  • @maxofthetitans
    @maxofthetitans 3 місяці тому +224

    The “I’m a male feminist but will still somehow manage to be the worst most toxic man you’ll ever date, but I SWEAR I’m a feminist!”

  • @nope5657
    @nope5657 3 місяці тому +185

    Noah Samson responded to this and totally proved the video right, lol. What a clown, utterly lacking self awareness.

  • @Danno04_9
    @Danno04_9 4 місяці тому +859

    A person who describes themselves as *"empathetic"* and that they are *" the good guys"* who also becomes heartless and downright malevolent when encountering someone who doesn't share their politics.

    • @rhoadrunner3281
      @rhoadrunner3281 4 місяці тому +86

      If you have to say “I am the good guy” you are not the good guy.

    • @n1ls53
      @n1ls53 4 місяці тому +20

      But they can't fight or do šhit to "fascists"

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 4 місяці тому +2

      They should be honest like me and call themselves selectively empathetic. Though the idea of selective empathy seems to confuse some people.

    • @coldramentpm1013
      @coldramentpm1013 3 місяці тому

      politics is when racism

    • @respectkindness-oj6xz
      @respectkindness-oj6xz 3 місяці тому

      guys who do these types of videos?

  • @Ardepark
    @Ardepark 6 місяців тому +3979

    This video is a longwinded way of saying “This is the current hipster style.”

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 6 місяців тому +132

      The video is stretched to JUST over 10 minutes, even

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 6 місяців тому +84

      @@YAH2121 which is outdated considering you only need 8 minutes now i think

    • @DarranKern
      @DarranKern 5 місяців тому +63

      I’d rather take the hipsters from decades past over any of these new breed

    • @eesafredericks2122
      @eesafredericks2122 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@DarranKernhuh

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@eesafredericks2122i think they mean the original hipsters? cause any hipster after that were just a style of poseur, including the millenial hipsters

  • @peperjack1008
    @peperjack1008 6 місяців тому +1463

    Basically, they care so much about being perceived as not caring that they just come off as caring too much about the most surface level things. i.e. who you know, who you follow, how heccin wholesome your vibes are etc.

    • @YOTSUBA_desu
      @YOTSUBA_desu 6 місяців тому +78

      People who say "heckin" ironically are currently my least favorite people on the internet. You all fit a certain archetype.

    • @peperjack1008
      @peperjack1008 6 місяців тому +203

      @YOTSUBA_desu I heckin love science my dude! I just drank an IPA in my exposed brick big city apartment! It's like one of my wholesome sitcoms! Might hit up a barcade (yes a bar arcade) to cope with adulting later. I just hope they allow wholesome pupperinos at the barcade, otherwise I won't have a snoot to boop to post on r/puppers later!

    • @RAAM855
      @RAAM855 6 місяців тому +23

      That's counter culture in a nutshell.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 6 місяців тому

      They think Hasan is cool, even if secretly

    • @slavsit7600
      @slavsit7600 6 місяців тому +88

      @@YOTSUBA_desu People who comment "People who say "heckin" ironically are currently my least favorite people on the internet. You all fit a certain archetype." are my least favourite individuals on the internet and i think society should care about my opinion

  • @JustDatBoi
    @JustDatBoi 4 місяці тому +624

    Couldn’t care less how these guys look, but their personalities are insufferable.
    Instead of just being honest they virtue signal for validation and attention.

    • @wrapsnap3044
      @wrapsnap3044 4 місяці тому

      So every guy with a mullet does that. that sounds pretty racist

    • @svetlanaawaken
      @svetlanaawaken 4 місяці тому +45

      Exactly , they have the most twitter takes ever and they have cookie cutter content. Rather bland and distasteful like saltines. And I like saltines.

    • @whitepony-f9w
      @whitepony-f9w 3 місяці тому +6

      @@svetlanaawaken THIS IS SO ACCURATE LOL

    • @D_402S
      @D_402S 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@svetlanaawakenThey are also the ones running Reddit

    • @svetlanaawaken
      @svetlanaawaken 2 місяці тому +1

      @@D_402S yeah they’re the guys who leave downvotes on takes/opinions that aren’t harmful to the general society

  • @Sam-lf3hn
    @Sam-lf3hn 6 місяців тому +3444

    I dont understand why people work so hard to look like a bum.

    • @geniuskhan1337
      @geniuskhan1337 6 місяців тому

      Because they think people who look normal and respectable are evil

    • @EPWillard
      @EPWillard 6 місяців тому +299

      it's a west coast thing. it comes broadly from silicon valley and from seattle. it's hard to explain but it's essentially the idea that you are a new man of sorts and you don't need to dress up like the suits who stick to their old ways etc etc. this is slightly hyperbolic but i'm trying to describe the essence of a thing which is hard without making generalizations.
      this is an extreme and specific manifestation of the casual west coast aesthetic in the same way that the tech guy with jean/sweatpants and hoodie is. it's a very specific look that attempts to look like it's not attempting, but it's rooted in the same overall category.
      you can see this similar thing crop up in the bohemian look of the 60s and how that eventually became a trendy way of dressing as opposed to an actual grassroots thing. this is really just another cycle of modern trend-capitalism, but in this specific cultural sphere.
      idea within a small group -> becomes more broadly adopted -> mainstream industry notices and commodifies it -> thing loses initial meaning and slowly dies -> years later that thing is revived in zombie form targeting people who have a vague idea of the thing and it's meaning but never experienced it's original 'arc' or only the very tail end of it.
      in this case industry is social media in addition to the older clothing manufacturing industries and traditional methods of advertising.

    • @icespeaker81
      @icespeaker81 6 місяців тому

      because it makes women wet

    • @codybulluss1987
      @codybulluss1987 6 місяців тому +35

      @@EPWillard Perfectly said.

    • @DigitalApex
      @DigitalApex 6 місяців тому

      Definitely a western liberal thing. These people talk about hating the rich, but they have mcmansions and free rides through college. Looking unkempt is just a facade to fit in amongst multiple groups.

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras 6 місяців тому +2105

    "Post ironic" humor should be called a lying cynic since they are just that, people who do things earnestly but lie about it

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 6 місяців тому +1

      Most of the "irony" they do is how they actually act but they want to mask it as being a joke to get away with being an idiot. Post ironic zoomers are the most annoying creatures on the internet right now and deserve mockery. They act so smug and morally grander than everyone. They act like they are so smart because they can use words like "unironically" "literally" any useless word filler to make their sentences appear intelligent when they follow whatever the algorithm online tells them to think based on nothing but emotion. They can't even defend their stances half the time. Most of the time they say "bro be (insert emoji here)" in response to any argument because they can't actually defend the things they stand for. They also talk in an annoying politically correct version of ebonics as well. they also have safe edgy memes. They talk about how unfunny and bad racism or sexism is. while they make memes talking about how much they dislike men and whites. Its the same with safe horny aswell. They always have to act like they are so morally better than everyone and its annoying. when they are no better than the things they criticize. Its always the same tale with these people "oh I grown and matured from 2016 and I was saved by the alt right rabbit hole" while they do the same things they used to do. just with a different ideological coat of paint, all because the algorithm changed and told them to feel that way. Thats why I call these people algorithm monkeys because they do whatever the algorithm tells them to do.
      What pisses me off more is that these people get all upset with gen alpha humor, I've seen them even label all gen alpha kids as "incels" For liking skibidi toilet and calling it brainrot. When the stuff they like is no different than all the dumb and annoying post ironic slop they follow. They are morally grandstanding people who project how much they dislike themselves onto other people to feel better about themselves.

    • @RAAM855
      @RAAM855 6 місяців тому +163

      It's newspeak for the word equivocation. Since it uses the words of "ironic humor" as a misdirection or shield to soften the recipients skepticism. So that it is seen as a character trait and not a character flaw like someone who is described as a person who likes to obscure with equivocation.

    • @deadage
      @deadage 6 місяців тому +22

      @@RAAM855ive seen you in some other replies to comments on this video and you are spot on man. You have a lot of good insight on this topic, why is that?

    • @guywiththesly3321
      @guywiththesly3321 6 місяців тому

      @@RAAM855 AINT READING ALLAT

    • @emanuel5880
      @emanuel5880 6 місяців тому +22

      ​@@RAAM855 yeah pretty smart, too bad the absolute loser personality gives it away

  • @Goofy-G
    @Goofy-G 6 місяців тому +8396

    I wanted to grow a mullet because of Solid Snake, but these goobers ruined it.
    Edit: lots of people have been saying to just do it. I already was, getting my mullet soon lads.
    Edit: got my mullet

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 6 місяців тому +572

      You can still pull off the ponytail from Phantom Pain

    • @ffffuchs
      @ffffuchs 6 місяців тому +418

      Ten years ago hipsters ruined me growing out my facial hair, people thought im just doing it because its in, when its just what my father and grandfather did, it just fits us and its more comfortable then shaving daily.
      Today thse twats ruin wearing floral shirts and push craft breweries into making asinine brews.

    • @Goofy-G
      @Goofy-G 6 місяців тому +135

      @@terminator572 True, I think I'll do that. I fit Venom better anyway, I'm not a hero, and I'm a nobody.

    • @Goofy-G
      @Goofy-G 6 місяців тому +15

      @@ffffuchs It's a shame.

    • @bce6936
      @bce6936 6 місяців тому

      don't be a bitch and own the cut you choose

  • @hunterhose347
    @hunterhose347 20 годин тому +3

    The “I’m secretly gay but need to still appear straight” cut

  • @greyEAX
    @greyEAX 6 місяців тому +592

    It's the time honored tradition of hipsters LARPing as people they'd never be caught dead with.

    • @avengedlol6698
      @avengedlol6698 5 місяців тому +1

      It'd be funny if all homeless people looked like this and they started to interact with these fake trailer trash guys thinking they're in the same situation. I bet that most of these would head straight to the nearest barber shop after that interaction.

    • @Beelzebubbles759
      @Beelzebubbles759 5 місяців тому +27

      Tale as old as time.

    • @ShadyBooty
      @ShadyBooty 5 місяців тому

      💯

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 5 місяців тому

      IV SEEN HIPSTERS LARP AS SAVE EVROPE NAZIS ON INSTAGRAM.
      But instead of nazi's, its fucking communism. The same fucking edits, the same fucking music, the same fucking aesthetics, but "not problematic".
      Same shit with 40k fans getting infiltrated by redditors.
      Hipsters are culture vultures. They just steal a culture and corrupt/bastardize it.

    • @fauberkaupfmann982
      @fauberkaupfmann982 4 місяці тому +20

      They diguise it as "ultra ironic jokes" but i think, deep down, they are jealous of the people they copy 😢😮😂

  • @kazacorn
    @kazacorn 6 місяців тому +2540

    That mullet was ruined.

  • @mr.morris3374
    @mr.morris3374 6 місяців тому +3125

    Don’t talk to me or my wife’s son ever again. Reported for misinformation.

  • @TheSpeedOfVideo
    @TheSpeedOfVideo 4 місяці тому +169

    Oh the classic pred look accompanied by baggy colourful clothes and a skateboard. Who also makes commentary videos about the “toxic masculinity rabbit hole” while sat on his kitchen floor holding a mic taped to a random object.

    • @ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv
      @ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv 3 місяці тому +2

      Imitating how we grew up

    • @ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv
      @ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv 3 місяці тому

      It's super interesting how we have been erased from all our Cultures

    • @benis8220
      @benis8220 2 місяці тому +7

      with purple lighting in the background

  • @anonymous0137k
    @anonymous0137k 6 місяців тому +5585

    ah yes the "I look like trailer trash but have the same opinions as Google HR and the US State Dept"

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 6 місяців тому +516

      Wanting to look like the people they absolutely despise and many of them would wish harm and ill will on.

    • @AnonYmous-np6jn
      @AnonYmous-np6jn 5 місяців тому +27

      Henlo brother

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 5 місяців тому +108

      When did mullet Bros become leftists? I thought this was a classic manly red neck style

    • @trashdoge1217
      @trashdoge1217 5 місяців тому

      Actually they typically have the "America Bad mentality" because that plays into their Feminist persona

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 5 місяців тому

      @@Touma134 "goverment bad, but socialism good so more power to goverment to deal with bad goverment"
      this amount of submission is suprising, weak men with weak wills is what they are. they dont even try cause life has been easy til that 1 specific moment

  • @EWhite-95
    @EWhite-95 6 місяців тому +1483

    Type of people who open a burger restaurant where fries are optional and come in a small metal bucket. Then the burger is called some shit like Piggy Smalls or the Gouda Father

    • @sexatica
      @sexatica 6 місяців тому

      And $20 for the burger that is half grease and oil

    • @smallxplosion9546
      @smallxplosion9546 6 місяців тому +158

      The buns and/or burger is undercooked

    • @send_a_raven
      @send_a_raven 6 місяців тому +154

      @@smallxplosion9546 and bland...so bland...and sold with a wildly expensive craft beer...

    • @zackie8172
      @zackie8172 6 місяців тому +189

      the chairs have no support for your back too, just shitty stools

    • @smallxplosion9546
      @smallxplosion9546 6 місяців тому +4

      @@send_a_raven ur pfp reminds me of soothouse :(

  • @lucascoval828
    @lucascoval828 6 місяців тому +2416

    "...insincere-aloofness..."
    "...safe-edgy..."
    SPOT.
    ON.

    • @frogglen6350
      @frogglen6350 5 місяців тому +82

      Safe edgy shouldn't exist outside

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 5 місяців тому +1

      @@frankejk
      In video.

    • @jabrokneetoeknee6448
      @jabrokneetoeknee6448 5 місяців тому +8

      “Sincere aloofness”
      Christ get a grip

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jabrokneetoeknee6448 yeah, get a grip on the ugly mullet and rip it off and make them grow an actual good hairstyle

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 місяців тому +69

      "Insincere-aloofness" does a great job of summing up the entire look.

  • @ghiblicat
    @ghiblicat 3 місяці тому +146

    geniunely i just think "loser who smokes too much weed, got their personality from the internet, and has zero ambition"

    • @captainpancake8177
      @captainpancake8177 11 днів тому +1

      ouch

    • @thievingcthulhu8632
      @thievingcthulhu8632 10 днів тому

      its ok people def think the same about you, minus the weed cause you’re lame.

    • @ghiblicat
      @ghiblicat 9 днів тому +2

      @@thievingcthulhu8632 do you look like the dudes in this video

    • @thievingcthulhu8632
      @thievingcthulhu8632 9 днів тому

      @@ghiblicat no. but i know you’re just going to choose to think that i do. not that i think that would matter at all. you’re just very insecure

    • @PullsPressesCarries
      @PullsPressesCarries 9 днів тому +2

      @@thievingcthulhu8632 Stop smoking weed dude save your brain while you still can. You only get one.

  • @explosivesexplode
    @explosivesexplode 5 місяців тому +2866

    I have medium length hair and a mustache but I don't wanna be this guy, so I'm gonna shave my mustache into a small square beneath my nose to look different

    • @matthewgallagher8491
      @matthewgallagher8491 5 місяців тому +287

      The Austrian Painter style?

    • @munashemanamike4217
      @munashemanamike4217 5 місяців тому +248

      You should probably raise your hand held up straight at a 45° angle. It would attract many women trust me. 😉

    • @matthewgallagher8491
      @matthewgallagher8491 5 місяців тому +114

      @@explosivesexplode It was popular in Germany and Austria, along with Art Deco

    • @ResseDfa
      @ResseDfa 5 місяців тому +19

      Post the pic

    • @explosivesexplode
      @explosivesexplode 5 місяців тому

      @@ResseDfa googel world war 2

  • @oogabooga620
    @oogabooga620 6 місяців тому +2409

    "If you don't give a shit you wear clean clothes that fit," Michael from GTA.

    • @chestermops3732
      @chestermops3732 6 місяців тому +623

      damn its true actually. Someone who dosen't actually care would just wear simple clothes instead of trying to achive some sort of aesthetic

    • @unclejonzie4366
      @unclejonzie4366 6 місяців тому +345

      The fact that Trevor the proto hipster can get the greasy mullet and creeper mustache makes this quote even more poignant.

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 6 місяців тому +17

      That sounds like caring

    • @wtgkanp2431
      @wtgkanp2431 6 місяців тому +247

      ​@@ExpertContrarianwhen most people say that they don't care, they mean they don't care what others think. And if you don't care what you look like, you should at least care about how you feel. Wearing disgusting, loose clothes feels like garbage.

    • @redlight3932
      @redlight3932 6 місяців тому +18

      ​@@chestermops3732 conformity is it's own performance

  • @jonusjanussonsr.4946
    @jonusjanussonsr.4946 6 місяців тому +910

    Whenever someone with the mustache, mullet, beanie hat, painted nails & round glasses begins to talk, you just know you’re about to hear one of the worst opinions you’ve ever heard in your life

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne 5 місяців тому

      Don't forget the:
      - Septum ring
      - Bleached hair
      - Butterfly tattoo
      - Nasal voice
      - Either obese or malnourished.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 місяців тому +8

      There's a bunch of looks that give that vibe, like the "brown haired nerd with long beard to hide weak chin" who can oddly be both liberal and conservative trash, the wannabe "alpha sigma grinder male", or the standard politician look, that's pretty bad too.

    • @kg356
      @kg356 5 місяців тому +96

      It's funny because someone could come up with a stereotype of people you might associate with and you'd probably think it's unfair and unrealistic.

    • @FinnJain
      @FinnJain 5 місяців тому +9

      @@kg356 Was just about to comment this hahaha

    • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
      @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் 5 місяців тому +86

      @@kg356 Found the guy with the painted nails.

  • @Bigwave3K
    @Bigwave3K 2 місяці тому +38

    UA-camr who says the most barebones “support women” stuff and then takes advantage of his female audience cut

  • @BrokenStylo
    @BrokenStylo 6 місяців тому +673

    R.I.P. Norm MacDonald.

    • @MONEYPYROgaming
      @MONEYPYROgaming 6 місяців тому +52

      I didnt even know he was sick

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 6 місяців тому +15

      @@MONEYPYROgaming He was a funny bastard to the very end. It was cancer and he knew he wouldn't live so he just did his best until he couldn't....
      Legend.

    • @KeirnothVT
      @KeirnothVT 6 місяців тому +11

      @@discipleofdagon8195 And at the end, it was a tie.

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 5 місяців тому +13

      @@KeirnothVT reminds me of that tragedy

    • @BrokenStylo
      @BrokenStylo 5 місяців тому

      @@iggykad 9/11 was a national tragedy

  • @TheL1034
    @TheL1034 6 місяців тому +1848

    Whoever allowed mullets to return needs to face the International Court of Justice or a UN Tribunal for crimes against humanity.

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TheL1034 add cornrows to that list. Cornrows are when someone is too schizo to choose either mullet or dreadlocks, combines the styles, and gets worst of both, best of neither worlds

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 6 місяців тому +57

      The Society of Tattooed Women allowed it, good luck.

    • @Weppi4
      @Weppi4 6 місяців тому +6

      this, so much this!

    • @glorbog
      @glorbog 6 місяців тому +7

      Whoever mehmehmehmeh mehmehmehmeh mehmehmehmeh

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 6 місяців тому

      I unironically don't recognize the UN as a governing body.

  • @Martian_1336
    @Martian_1336 6 місяців тому +450

    "have you seen this man in your youtube feed?"

    • @lemonscentedgames3641
      @lemonscentedgames3641 6 місяців тому +38

      Run.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 6 місяців тому +23

      Too damn much.

    • @xadalau9758
      @xadalau9758 5 місяців тому +13

      I did. Never clicked.

    • @SuperDuperSeb
      @SuperDuperSeb 5 місяців тому +14

      “If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.”

    • @mattmartin6493
      @mattmartin6493 4 місяці тому +14

      That Noah Samson guy came up in my feed for some reason he definitely tells all women exactly what he thinks they want to hear and tries to put down anyone with a shred of masculinity.

  • @noilfaund
    @noilfaund 4 місяці тому +244

    I've seen this guy on UA-cam a lot, slouching, holding a microphone in his hand, and calling other men "despicable".

    • @pacipwincess
      @pacipwincess 4 місяці тому +6

      calling out press, racists n bigots is bad? K

    • @Ihatemyusernamemore
      @Ihatemyusernamemore 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@pacipwincessthe guys doing it are racists themselves though, have you heard Noah's friends Hakim and Hasan justufying the holodomir, the invasion of Ukraine by Russia, the invasion and subjugation of Tibetans and Uyghurs by the Chinese government, simping for Hamas and Houthis, even outside of the antiwhite brainrot there's lots and lots of racism in Noah's corner

    • @jamelbunny5732
      @jamelbunny5732 4 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @coralpilled
      @coralpilled 4 місяці тому +77

      "If men would just be decent human beings there wouldn't be a male loneliness epidemic" type of guy

    • @sirrys
      @sirrys 4 місяці тому +3

      @@coralpilledi mean that statement isn’t very far from the truth though

  • @galactic3536
    @galactic3536 5 місяців тому +3718

    oh yes the "has onlyfans girlfriend" look

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 місяців тому +119

      Miss 2015 Idubz havent bothered with any of his new stuff.

    • @soom878
      @soom878 5 місяців тому +47

      i miss filthy francis too, but people change i guess.... but to be fair at some point you grow out of being like that, when you get more mature.

    • @MichaelJP
      @MichaelJP 5 місяців тому

      @@soom878 Nah, Frank matured, but Ian just got Yoko'd by the first woman to touch his dick. There's a difference.

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 5 місяців тому +77

      @@soom878 more like when you get more depressed.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 5 місяців тому

      I often see young boys with barely a few hairs on their upper lip trying to grow a moustache. I mean it was seen as trailerpark guy looks back then and it surely doesn't look better now. Just disgusting. He looks like his gf is 12 years old.

  • @EyePatchGuy88
    @EyePatchGuy88 6 місяців тому +1065

    There is a lab that's making these creatures.

    • @gargoylelamp39
      @gargoylelamp39 6 місяців тому +61

      Me basement give me 3$ i stop

    • @Aeoniik
      @Aeoniik 6 місяців тому +51

      There’s a jab that’s buffing them too

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 6 місяців тому +12

      They’re making them for a clone army

    • @nobodyinparticular32
      @nobodyinparticular32 6 місяців тому +60

      Otherwise known as Portland

    • @Duranous.
      @Duranous. 6 місяців тому +38

      90% of youtubers who move to Cali end up looking like iDubbbz

  • @Moofshire
    @Moofshire 6 місяців тому +715

    Thank God ppl are noticing this now. I swear i was going crazy bc I felt like all these ppl were industry plants created in a lab to have the most mediocre opinions and hairstyle imaginable

    • @semioval
      @semioval 6 місяців тому +111

      The nooticer

    • @deadage
      @deadage 6 місяців тому +102

      Ive found that most people actually notice a lot of the same shit, but they just never say anything as long as it stays below a certain threshold of absurdness

    • @FullIndustry
      @FullIndustry 6 місяців тому +16

      Misfits skull

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 6 місяців тому +1

      You are

    • @lemonscentedgames3641
      @lemonscentedgames3641 6 місяців тому +4

      The internet truly does humble everyone

  • @RepriseYT
    @RepriseYT 3 місяці тому +18

    "If a guy knows exactly what to say to a woman at all times, its rehearsed." This is something young men and women both need to hear.

  • @OwentheKingofDudes
    @OwentheKingofDudes 6 місяців тому +2135

    I can't articulate why, but Noah Samsen's face & demeanor really bother me.

    • @TacticalSnapBack
      @TacticalSnapBack 6 місяців тому +1017

      It's probably his smug unwarranted sense of superiority. When in reality he is just a reddit born politics zombie.

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 6 місяців тому +1

      For me its because he is a manipulative liar who indoctrinates zoomers into his self destructive ideology, teaching them to being mindless algorithm monkeys for his poorly researched slop. He does this by using sleezy argumentation in his videos. he outright lies alot of the time and the only reason people like him got away with it for so long is because the people they made videos on were censored from even defending themselves. Once they lose that they can not win on an even playing field.

    • @parkv21
      @parkv21 6 місяців тому

      Because he's chubby, arrogant, intentionally dresses badly and puts on a veneer of intelligence.

    • @MiLiberator
      @MiLiberator 6 місяців тому +256

      He managed to make the pron-stache look uncool

    • @mantasr
      @mantasr 6 місяців тому

      Because he is a communist.

  • @soffren
    @soffren 6 місяців тому +1794

    Hoe Math said it best:
    "I already know what this guys opinion on everything is and it's: whatever (he) think women want to hear"

    • @markedone2252
      @markedone2252 6 місяців тому +49

      Hoe Math had a video on these kinds of dudes?

    • @sp00kyvin
      @sp00kyvin 6 місяців тому +6

      what video did he talk about them specifically?

    • @mynickisnick8270
      @mynickisnick8270 6 місяців тому +127

      Hoe math is the last person you should consult about literally anything, especially relationships, dude's too far gone

    • @EquinoxGate
      @EquinoxGate 6 місяців тому +204

      @@mynickisnick8270 you’re right about hoemath but if you go these mustache channels, you’ll see how much engagement they get from women in the comments. It’s pick-me shit

    • @EquinoxGate
      @EquinoxGate 6 місяців тому +135

      @@mynickisnick8270and girls eat it up like it isn’t just another guy mansplaining 💀

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 6 місяців тому +3574

    "Caring about anything is lame. Nothing matters. Just do whatever."
    "I want to say the N word."
    "NOOOOOOO"

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 6 місяців тому +6

      "racism jokes aren't funny! saying slurs isn't funny at all"
      one safe edgy joke later......
      "Hahaha brti ish! French people! We should remove Britain!"
      Hypocrisy at its finest

    • @woffe8094
      @woffe8094 6 місяців тому +251

      Don't you DARE

    • @Padlock_Steve
      @Padlock_Steve 6 місяців тому +247

      I fw da n ward

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 6 місяців тому +92

      ​@@Padlock_Steve I fw a lot of em

    • @hackyou3227
      @hackyou3227 6 місяців тому +64

      Ni

  • @refugeenius
    @refugeenius 4 місяці тому +113

    These guys all synchronize their periods together

  • @zamn2315
    @zamn2315 5 місяців тому +1168

    The "i clarify every 10 seconds i treat women amazing" look

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 5 місяців тому

      "women are better than men at like everything (please sleep with me)."

    • @tylerwhite4557
      @tylerwhite4557 5 місяців тому +72

      “women feel very comfortable around me”

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@@tylerwhite4557 yeah because they look like the most non-threatening guys imaginable and not in a good way lmao

    • @tree4318
      @tree4318 5 місяців тому +8

      @@stanpines9011 The joke went over your head apparently lol, they look like potential predators

    • @übermensch_dadaista
      @übermensch_dadaista 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@tree4318 I laugh at this but I think calling them names is...feminist. like, we are attacking them using the same misandrist tactics feminism us againt us, see Kamala Harris calling Trump a predator

  • @SpectreXS
    @SpectreXS 6 місяців тому +575

    This is the most important video of the decade.

    • @Max-ct5vc
      @Max-ct5vc 6 місяців тому +13

      real real real

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 6 місяців тому +776

    Having this haircut will get you psychoanalyzed by a commentary youtuber

    • @BigChimpEnergy
      @BigChimpEnergy 5 місяців тому +126

      It's funny, because dudes with that haircut tend to be Breadtubers or at least associated with them (in the case of iDubbbz) and often will make 2-3 hour video essays where they psychoanalyze people who don't think like them and are generally the embodiment of the "what is blud yapping about?" meme.

    • @xn9333
      @xn9333 5 місяців тому

      ​@@BigChimpEnergyspot on

    • @a.r.h9919
      @a.r.h9919 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@BigChimpEnergyand funniest of all is those chaps have some sort of lolipop drama or associated with

    • @me.ne.frego.
      @me.ne.frego. 5 місяців тому +3

      Dr. Todd Grande as entered the chat..

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 5 місяців тому +4

      @@BigChimpEnergy ah so some lefties sor what?

  • @eugkra33
    @eugkra33 4 місяці тому +92

    I tried sharing this on reddit, and it was removed by "the filter". Does "this guy" operate "the filter"?

    • @dylan2-ud9yd
      @dylan2-ud9yd 4 місяці тому +34

      yes

    • @BillyBurnsfield
      @BillyBurnsfield 4 місяці тому +22

      Ghislaine maxwell was among the people with the highest karma on reddit

    • @oscarziyo
      @oscarziyo 2 місяці тому +1

      This is the actual new redditor looks, that's why.

  • @CoalsonGemson
    @CoalsonGemson 6 місяців тому +1218

    my soap's smell? whiskey
    my coffee? black rifle
    my gun control? sensible
    my human being? decent
    my bull? in the bedroom

    • @bukejakely154
      @bukejakely154 6 місяців тому +13

      what do u mean

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 5 місяців тому +250

      My wipes? DudeWipes.

    • @Miniman15
      @Miniman15 5 місяців тому +16

      Woah woah can we hold off on black rifle? It's not bad coffee come onnnn

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 5 місяців тому +185

      ​@@Miniman15 CONSOOOOOOM

    • @gtmaniacmda
      @gtmaniacmda 5 місяців тому +238

      my girl's OF? in the description

  • @wockhardt69
    @wockhardt69 6 місяців тому +313

    you put it perfectly when you were talking about how they are trying to look aloof and unkempt when in reality they spend an hour a day fluffing their permed mullet and combing their patchy pedostache

    • @wockhardt69
      @wockhardt69 6 місяців тому +9

      plus you quoting norm macdonald makes this video 10/10

    • @BrimstoneSociety-js6po
      @BrimstoneSociety-js6po 6 місяців тому +11

      true, he is like that in praise of shadows guy. He is still seething because he got called out for a shitty video years ago, then he says he doesnt care.

    • @svyatoyaleksnevskiy
      @svyatoyaleksnevskiy 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BrimstoneSociety-js6po What was the video? It's been a while since I watched his channel. I unsubscribed soon after I watched a dumpster fire analysis of his, but I can't remember which one.

    • @BrimstoneSociety-js6po
      @BrimstoneSociety-js6po 5 місяців тому +1

      @@svyatoyaleksnevskiy He deleted it because he couldnt stand behind his words.
      It was called "bad conservatives horror movies", you can still find it reuploaded.

  • @eclipseRz
    @eclipseRz 6 місяців тому +408

    The type to make jokes about ramming into a family of four but will get genuinely mad at weed jokes because their addiction is cooler

    • @drinkinouttacups2665
      @drinkinouttacups2665 6 місяців тому +135

      Anything racial will make them soapbox

    • @mariokart8054
      @mariokart8054 6 місяців тому

      “Heh, deletus the fetus, yo! I’m so edgy and transgressive, I don’t take anything seriously!”
      “NOOOOO you heckin xphobe bigot! Men who put on dresses and pretend to be women are indistinguishable from natal women! I’m gonna get your social media account taken away!”

    • @metaluigi423
      @metaluigi423 6 місяців тому

      Also will make edgy jokes about hating / killing white people but will lose their shit if someone makes the same jokes towards minorities.

    • @sycration
      @sycration 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@drinkinouttacups2665"I'm not racist, I'm racial!"

    • @lordfickle8900
      @lordfickle8900 6 місяців тому +36

      "I'm not addicted, I can quit whenever I want!!"

  • @xlnyc77
    @xlnyc77 3 місяці тому +23

    this is the guy who CAN'T WAIT to tell another man, "Do Better"

  • @SWEGTA
    @SWEGTA 5 місяців тому +1104

    I never understood why some guys intentionally make themselves look like kiddie diddlers by sporting this look.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 5 місяців тому +94

      The Dr Disrespect look😬

    • @Metheny72
      @Metheny72 5 місяців тому +12

      Damnit. Imma shave my moustache now.

    • @rebekahdavis5935
      @rebekahdavis5935 5 місяців тому

      Seriously, bread tubers..... I remember the first time I listened to one of Noah's vids and I was trying to figure out his shtick because I couldn't figure out why he WANTED to look like a pe*do driving a white van around while preaching overemotional virtuosity to everyone. It's bizarre.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 місяців тому +45

      Usually because that's exactly what they are

    • @skulleton
      @skulleton 5 місяців тому

      Yea, and what do you look like? Some dude that never gets laid?

  • @pikabolt09
    @pikabolt09 6 місяців тому +218

    god tier pattern recognition.

  • @Personalinfo404
    @Personalinfo404 6 місяців тому +650

    This and the "broccoli" haircut = instant low tier person.

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 6 місяців тому +91

      the algorithm monkeys

    • @hydromancer4916
      @hydromancer4916 6 місяців тому +1

      the broccoli heads ARE the 80's sleazebags the soymullets are trying to be

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 5 місяців тому +129

      Also the Miles Morales haircut.
      Or any black hairstyle for that matter.
      Or any black person.

    • @handles_are_a_bit_rubbish
      @handles_are_a_bit_rubbish 5 місяців тому

      @@Halo_Legend I'm impressed that you haven't got got by the algo for that one.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Halo_Legendlol Legend indeed

  • @Azkahamm
    @Azkahamm 3 місяці тому +31

    Idk what’s worse this genre of dude or the women it actually works on.

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 6 місяців тому +901

    These guys will call you irony poisoned while looking like Weird Al's shit

    • @upsidedownpeter5939
      @upsidedownpeter5939 6 місяців тому +24

      Only good furry thoughbeit

    • @cumbrap
      @cumbrap 6 місяців тому +65

      @upsidedownpeter5939 i don't really call myself a furry but I guess some stains just don't wash off

    • @gigipeedee
      @gigipeedee 5 місяців тому +11

      nice name

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 5 місяців тому +10

      Every where I go, I still find you. Are we destined? The goat and I?

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 5 місяців тому +11

      Digby? Didn't expect you here

  • @jacoblloyd-o8d
    @jacoblloyd-o8d 6 місяців тому +721

    These guys give me the male equivalent of the “ick”

    • @Dogman262
      @Dogman262 6 місяців тому +164

      Thats called fight or flight, boss

    • @basedchad6035
      @basedchad6035 6 місяців тому +43

      yup. Fax not the guys I wanna befriend

    • @JohnDoe-z2r
      @JohnDoe-z2r 6 місяців тому

      They are eerie/creepy. No need for female nuspeak

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 6 місяців тому

      Don’t say that gay shit again.

    • @gigipeedee
      @gigipeedee 5 місяців тому

      Disgust

  • @evangel1460
    @evangel1460 6 місяців тому +1545

    Guys like this are the definition of the "guy that girls think is hot when they are on birth control" and it's not even funny.

    • @luizoli7268
      @luizoli7268 6 місяців тому +47

      💯

    • @Abyssalith
      @Abyssalith 6 місяців тому +36

      stolen joke alert

    • @evangel1460
      @evangel1460 6 місяців тому

      @@Abyssalith Stolen? I know I didn't invent it, it's just a good way to describe this kinda guy. Probably the best one I've heard, to be honest. Dick rider alert!

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang 6 місяців тому +173

      ​@@AbyssalithI'm assuming we all heard it from Shoe0nHead, yeah?

    • @Duranous.
      @Duranous. 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@deadmanrang I did actually see that video, was wondering where I remembered this joke from.

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 2 місяці тому +31

    You don't know true pain until you've watched your favorite edgy UA-camr from childhood develop "troll's remorse" and turn into one of these guys.

    • @waffleson45
      @waffleson45 11 днів тому

      I certainly have it's painful. Even worse a channel that has nothing to do with the stuff they typically discuss like game reviews and it slowly seeps in a comment here or there.

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 6 місяців тому +237

    The mullet spent the 90s and 2000s in exile living in trailer parks on cheap booze and stale cigarettes

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 6 місяців тому +39

      Those people actually lived that life.

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 5 місяців тому +3

      The mullet has been alive and well in Germany for decades, its their national haircut.😆

    • @aotctd
      @aotctd 5 місяців тому +1

      80s

    • @aotctd
      @aotctd 5 місяців тому

      @@uhtred7860 No one, except the dumb ' hipsters ', now have it in Germany

    • @roxyamused
      @roxyamused 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah, it came back pretty hard in the early thru late 2000's. Some of my friends looked like this in 2005 when we were in our early 20's. There were times I made fun of the "fashion mullet" which was popular among urban gen x hipster chicks around then as well.

  • @FakeAndTrolled
    @FakeAndTrolled 6 місяців тому +674

    "So what if my wife has a boyfriend, at least I'm not INSECURE!"

    • @MrCleates
      @MrCleates 6 місяців тому +67

      Idubbz, is that you?

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 6 місяців тому +18

      Man, what HAPPENED to Ian?

    • @thebigpig2364
      @thebigpig2364 5 місяців тому +7

      P-wh1pped

    • @gtmaniacmda
      @gtmaniacmda 5 місяців тому +56

      @@mrscruffles801 He wore the sonichu medallion which spawned the demon known as Anisa. She stole his virginity then completely emasculated him, ruining his career and making him a lolcow. Tragic, really.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 5 місяців тому +38

      @@gtmaniacmda He was a happier friendlier and more well-adjusted person when he was still a virgin.
      Sex. Not even once.

  • @aanjuanil8594
    @aanjuanil8594 6 місяців тому +1174

    "hey lets hangout and idk maybe talk about our feelings and afterwards go for a boba?"

    • @christophercampbell6884
      @christophercampbell6884 6 місяців тому

      Harvey Weinstein had no problem doing what he did to support feminine qualities, so the fact that you believe this quote sums up a personality of reciprocal manipulation, degeneracy, and insincerity, goes to show how social bargaining (which was once a group effort made by normies to keep anybody who shoes signs of compassion out of their echo chamber of hatred) is slowly dying. 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @telophasemusic
      @telophasemusic 6 місяців тому +219

      "we can uhhhh listen to The Smiths too."
      Emotionally manipulative fake soft boy 101 lol

    • @FullIndustry
      @FullIndustry 6 місяців тому +111

      ​@@telophasemusic male manipulator the smiths radiohead the cure alex g car seat headrest frank ocean tame impala tv girl

    • @aanjuanil8594
      @aanjuanil8594 6 місяців тому +112

      "I'm more of an indie guy"

    • @shitmaster3001
      @shitmaster3001 6 місяців тому

      Fnati dsgh

  • @t.s.d.1376
    @t.s.d.1376 4 місяці тому +121

    seems like their viewers have found this.

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 4 місяці тому +4

      does shreddednerd always have fans that are this sensitive?

    • @gart7511
      @gart7511 4 місяці тому +52

      ​@@iamnotthatguy7166safe edgy

    • @MrApocalisse
      @MrApocalisse 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gart7511lol, cope.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 2 місяці тому

      @@iamnotthatguy7166I don’t know why is now friends with a serial dozxer?

  • @RAAM855
    @RAAM855 6 місяців тому +368

    When you are a complete tool but youre too much of a contrarian to adopt the broccoli head like the other tools in the shed.

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 6 місяців тому +23

      I don’t think you know what a contrarian is. They’re bandwagonners

    • @RAAM855
      @RAAM855 6 місяців тому

      @@ExpertContrarian The video itself says that they adopted a different look because of how much the soyboy look got clowned on. Counter culture contrarianism despite how much it advertises itself as being non conformist is confirmist in nature. Those boogaloo boys all dress the same in despite how they say they're against the mainstream and the fact they call those who don't conform to their specific counter culture "NPC"s
      You can be contrarian and hop on a bandwagon trend. Nothing signifies this better than the hippie movement of the 60s. It was a social revolt against mainstream society and it's customs at the time in America yet we know that they all dressed and acted to a certain stereotype they were contrarians in refusing to take part in a system they deemed wrong but hopped on the bandwagon of a free spirited movement. So again you can be a contrarian and hop on a bandwagon.

    • @snappythesnapster1856
      @snappythesnapster1856 6 місяців тому

      ​@ExpertContrarian It's pretty ironic isn't it? They all permeate this "I'm not like other men, I look like a disgusting trashy hobo" aura, wishing so desperately to be different, yet they end up the exact same as the next smug, entitled piece of Westerner garbage

    • @lemonscentedgames3641
      @lemonscentedgames3641 6 місяців тому +7

      Broccoli head is for gen alpha and younger zoomer i feel

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes 6 місяців тому +45

      ​@@lemonscentedgames3641yea broccoli is zoomers. Not gen alpha tho, gen alpha's oldest kids are 9 they dont really care about hairstyle yet

  • @NotUp2Much
    @NotUp2Much 6 місяців тому +573

    Every time a guy gets this haircut, an angel loses its wings.

  • @123612100
    @123612100 5 місяців тому +474

    I wonder if the nu metal jock bro chin hair and frosted tips look will make an ironic comeback after this look fades.

    • @BOYONBEASTMODE
      @BOYONBEASTMODE 5 місяців тому +58

      that actually is starting to form again lol

    • @cozyjosh2555
      @cozyjosh2555 5 місяців тому +16

      I’ve been waiting on that frrrr

    • @lp.hxc93
      @lp.hxc93 5 місяців тому +7

      For some it has

    • @BobBillies
      @BobBillies 4 місяці тому +11

      Proto Guy Fieris

    • @vampmode9132
      @vampmode9132 4 місяці тому +26

      The parachute pants / tap out/ monster shirts are already back. I can't wait for emo to come back

  • @graceafina7307
    @graceafina7307 4 місяці тому +394

    This guy just mocked me for being Christian and then explained to me that weed isn’t addictive

    • @oscarlove4394
      @oscarlove4394 4 місяці тому +34

      weed is addictive like alcohol is addictive, its not really, but miserable people can and will use it to paper over the lack of meaning in their lives.

    • @user-ft2em6yh6y
      @user-ft2em6yh6y 4 місяці тому +15

      ​@@oscarlove4394u slow?

    • @WarmthReceding
      @WarmthReceding 4 місяці тому

      New studies have actually come out that due to concentrates and high other potency thc products are now causing a physical addiction. The weed that people talk about not being addictive is the weed smoked in the 70’s that is about half as potent as some of the lowest thc content za in today’s market. Even that weed could cause a psychological addiction where people depend on it for dopamine production. So anyone who says weed isn’t addictive is quite literally incorrect in every sense.

    • @ainz2579
      @ainz2579 4 місяці тому

      oscar are you dumb? alcohol is physically addictive weed isn't

    • @BlueNorth313
      @BlueNorth313 4 місяці тому

      @@ainz2579 ainz are you dumb? Weed totally is addictive.

  • @n11ck
    @n11ck 6 місяців тому +879

    Nihilistic moralists. Walking oxymorons

    • @mennehgambia1962
      @mennehgambia1962 5 місяців тому +78

      Unbelievably accurate

    • @RecordedMercury
      @RecordedMercury 5 місяців тому

      Disgusting creatures truly

    • @MasontheRedman
      @MasontheRedman 5 місяців тому +34

      The Two Worst things combined

    • @weltschmerz333
      @weltschmerz333 5 місяців тому +6

      im somewhat of an anonymous troll demon myself

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 5 місяців тому +57

      Nihilism is pretty much one of the reasons modern society is going down the drain at record speeds.

  • @gr_utt
    @gr_utt 6 місяців тому +790

    the gen z version of the soy boy.

    • @lemonscentedgames3641
      @lemonscentedgames3641 6 місяців тому

      Need a new soyjak for these clowns

    • @tear728
      @tear728 6 місяців тому +94

      Zoy boy

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 6 місяців тому +138

      The algorithm monkey. Thats the name I came up for them. They follow whatever the algorithm tells them.

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 6 місяців тому +57

      @@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 I call them male pick-me's.

    • @j1430
      @j1430 6 місяців тому +2

      max taylor isn’t

  • @ashleyr7764
    @ashleyr7764 5 місяців тому +923

    As a woman, the type of women I see who go for these guys are generally emotionally vulnerable (not to be condescending). So when a guy 'says all the right things ' they just want to believe it so badly.

    • @icespeaker81
      @icespeaker81 5 місяців тому +1

      but also tru

    • @ackerjawaka1966
      @ackerjawaka1966 5 місяців тому +10

      The first thing I ask is if they get on with their dads or not 😜

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 5 місяців тому

      @@ashleyr7764
      Or they're brains are scrambled by heavy birth control use.
      Yeah, I stole that from ShoeOnHead.
      Or, the Female-Bodied Banshee that dwells between worlds.

    • @kg356
      @kg356 5 місяців тому +89

      I think it's more that like-minded people tend to get together. If you are a lefty feminist and working class/lower middle class person, it's natural to date men who are similarly situated and at least seem to share your values. What else would you expect?

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 5 місяців тому +56

      just call them what they are, BPD wrecks.

  • @that_odd_guy
    @that_odd_guy 4 місяці тому +193

    Looks like Noah's mouthbreathing fans found this video. Sort comments by new and you'll see enraged screeching from them.

    • @DeceasedChannel-r1i
      @DeceasedChannel-r1i 4 місяці тому +57

      All's good though because they're just giving him more engagement and making him money

    • @ralphwiggum3463
      @ralphwiggum3463 4 місяці тому +2

      @@DeceasedChannel-r1i yes, by exposing a young growing channel as essentially being a little bitch who cries about feminism and that people have hairestyles? wow what a super duper unique channel, definitely going to be one of the big ones, look out everyone! guy who cant grow a mustache and whos girlfriend obviously cheated on him with a dude who had a mullet has something to say!

    • @DeceasedChannel-r1i
      @DeceasedChannel-r1i 4 місяці тому +27

      ​@@ralphwiggum3463No I literally mean commenting keeps this video in the UA-cam algorithm, thus giving it more views and giving the guy more money. The best thing you could have done was just ignore it but most of these people are too dumb to realize that

    • @johnprager662
      @johnprager662 4 місяці тому +12

      @@ralphwiggum3463 You sound upset.

    • @adfkzaha24
      @adfkzaha24 4 місяці тому +4

      @@ralphwiggum3463 you typed allat 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @larrywoolfolk8224
    @larrywoolfolk8224 6 місяців тому +214

    Didnt know you could gentrify a hairstyle but damn it all makes sense now

  • @or6060
    @or6060 6 місяців тому +537

    it's a good that trends like these exist because you can immediately know that someone doesn't have a single original thought to share just at a glance, and promptly ignore them.

    • @thesyclemonte6571
      @thesyclemonte6571 6 місяців тому +55

      I guess every cloud does have a silver lining

    • @quikinn527
      @quikinn527 6 місяців тому +22

      And people say it's bad to make snap judgements..

    • @send_a_raven
      @send_a_raven 6 місяців тому +10

      it's like natural selection!

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 6 місяців тому

      And yet many of these "people" have millions of subs practically built into their channel for no reason at all when they're all completely interchangeable with their mustachioed peers. If you were subscribed to multiple of these heathens and one of theor channels disappeared, would you be upset or even notice that they were gone?

    • @Steevalonie-zp2te
      @Steevalonie-zp2te 6 місяців тому +1

      it's still rare to dress like this in real life + it's just show the desire to not have a conformist way of life

  • @midsnacker
    @midsnacker 6 місяців тому +379

    Just happy to see people shitting on iDubbbz latest look.

    • @MrDgf97
      @MrDgf97 6 місяців тому

      "latest" more like over the last 5 years almost. he looks fucking terrible

    • @swifts6879
      @swifts6879 6 місяців тому +2

      Hasn’t he always looked like that?

    • @KiegKillsReality
      @KiegKillsReality 6 місяців тому +52

      @@swifts6879Nope! He was a totally different guy back in 2016

    • @swifts6879
      @swifts6879 6 місяців тому

      @@KiegKillsReality no I remember his videos at the time and he’s always looked like he lives up to the filthy redneck look.

    • @mariokart8054
      @mariokart8054 6 місяців тому +39

      @@swifts6879absolutely not, he used to rock a bald head or short unstyled hair and big glasses

  • @ozofer5285
    @ozofer5285 3 місяці тому +28

    You can call them "pick me boys"

  • @boredbeancounter5728
    @boredbeancounter5728 6 місяців тому +321

    Lol these guys look like they would love content rife with “Millennial Writing.”

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 6 місяців тому +78

      they act like that writing is the best thing ever because its propaganda for their death cult

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 6 місяців тому

      Half if not more of the guys who look like this are breadtubers. They all spout liberal millenial talking point.

    • @semioval
      @semioval 6 місяців тому +87

      They look like the type of people that would whiteknight this type of writing by making videos holding a microphone in front a green screen for 10 minutes just throwing passive-agressive comments at a strawman so that he can look smug at the end

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 6 місяців тому +46

      @@semioval
      Change that to 30-45 minutes and you’re spot on.

    • @boredbeancounter5728
      @boredbeancounter5728 6 місяців тому +9

      @@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 hard agree

  • @darksoulsismycity
    @darksoulsismycity 6 місяців тому +285

    noah samsen is just a vaush day 1 patch that removes the horse glitch

    • @sycration
      @sycration 6 місяців тому

      at least vaush actually looks and acts like a pervert

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 6 місяців тому +37

      and doubles down on the "bored, enlightened cynic" build.
      Also nice Havel pfp :) Hope you're liking the dlc for ER rn

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 6 місяців тому

      @@discipleofdagon8195 Don't have it, and i barely played elden ring at all (doesn't run as good on my pc), but i'm happy fromsoft is making expansions again

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 місяців тому +44

      @@discipleofdagon8195 Both Noah and Vaush do love to react to every video criticizing them but also conveniently only play parts of the video so they can manipulate their audience by not showing the evidence that debunks or exposed them

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 5 місяців тому

      @@ImmaLittlePip why are you talking logistics still? We all know those people are deranged and evil

  • @JohnSmith-ng8nm
    @JohnSmith-ng8nm 6 місяців тому +428

    Honestly, kind of an insult to Napoleon III to compare him to the nu-mullet guys. He wasn't great, but he was hardly weapons grade cringe like these chaps.

    • @701delbronx8
      @701delbronx8 6 місяців тому +51

      Napoleon III was based tbh. Nietzsche supported him

    • @Forfngelighed
      @Forfngelighed 6 місяців тому +62

      Yeah Marx's quote really didn't consider how influential Napoleon III was on internal economic policy. Had the 2nd Republic remained in power France would've had a far rougher industrialization.

    • @EPWillard
      @EPWillard 6 місяців тому +11

      he was ok. his entire career he was kind of cosplaying as his uncle who was an entirely different kind of leader than he was and he only really hit his stride when he switched to manipulating popular politics to formally become instated as Napoleon III. it's not an entirely unfair comparison because he was never very good at military matters but he had to adopt that part of his uncle's legacy as part of his public persona.
      he did fight the crimeans and the austrians but in those wars the french had constant problems(including the fact that he didn't provision the army with enough artillery which meant they had to take them off of the ships to use in ground battles at various points). he made a number of mistakes in the war with prussia but prussia also had overwhelmingly better artillery technology so i'm not sure he could have done anything but lose better in that situation.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 місяців тому +63

      @@Forfngelighed Common Marx L.

    • @icespeaker81
      @icespeaker81 6 місяців тому

      he was a manlet

  • @Captain_Jack28
    @Captain_Jack28 4 місяці тому +116

    Uh oh the male feminists found this video

  • @snazzy_spaz7854
    @snazzy_spaz7854 6 місяців тому +441

    >Carhartt
    >Chain-smoking
    >Cowboy boots
    My cultah is not your costume

    • @naaags
      @naaags 6 місяців тому +40

      Agreed carhartt really catching some strays

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 6 місяців тому

      "Hello fellow toxic white males" 🥸

    • @fvjisinferno207
      @fvjisinferno207 6 місяців тому +1

      I am going out where they appreciate me . You guys suck

    • @goldengodBnW
      @goldengodBnW 6 місяців тому +1

      Costume part🥳🥳🥳

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 5 місяців тому +1

      @@fvjisinferno207 who asked

  • @Fetchdafish
    @Fetchdafish 6 місяців тому +344

    It's so depressing seeing people make irony a huge part of their personality. Especially when they're the type to go on about "authenticity". If "meta" and "ironic" are regular parts of your vernacular there's nothing authentic about you.

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 6 місяців тому +18

      Possibly ironic, I don’t think you know what irony is.

    • @DirtyMike124x
      @DirtyMike124x 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ExpertContrarianlmfao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yabbaxoraz
      @Yabbaxoraz 6 місяців тому +4

      Someone once said the great words "Irony isn't".

    • @jonasrayet9369
      @jonasrayet9369 5 місяців тому

      vernacular as in architecture?

    • @thebuddah1253
      @thebuddah1253 5 місяців тому +12

      Also nothing matters but don't you DARE say the n word

  • @RealMajora
    @RealMajora 6 місяців тому +171

    The president of my student union in university (85% women, btw) was of this archetype.
    Every interaction with him felt so weird, almost as if he knew that I knew what he was.
    Genuinely worrisome.

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig 4 місяці тому +93

    Breadtube discovered this video.

  • @MaxiusTheGod
    @MaxiusTheGod 6 місяців тому +285

    This guy just got hired at my job and we all hate him lol

    • @FezSaturn
      @FezSaturn 6 місяців тому +38

      My deepest condolences, fellow Emil.

    • @undefinedhuman7404
      @undefinedhuman7404 5 місяців тому +10

      you should all bully him til he quits, lol

    • @roxyamused
      @roxyamused 5 місяців тому +24

      @@undefinedhuman7404 oooo yea, that's definitely what a well adjusted individual would do.

    • @isaacleibniz2437
      @isaacleibniz2437 2 місяці тому

      ​@@undefinedhuman7404 is this how the average disillusioned worker copes with the noose around their necks in this day and age?

    • @juckie
      @juckie 27 днів тому

      @@undefinedhuman7404 you should not do that to people unless they are racist or some other horrible shit

  • @eliseosterbrink8000
    @eliseosterbrink8000 6 місяців тому +237

    "Once you notice, it's hard to unnotice."
    Fuck you for making me conscious of this. My life will never be the same.

    • @mistaando9741
      @mistaando9741 6 місяців тому +20

      its like youre relenting against your mind learning things and you think its like weird and random

    • @sfrert2759
      @sfrert2759 6 місяців тому

      @@mistaando9741😐

    • @coralpilled
      @coralpilled 4 місяці тому

      many such cases

  • @randomchannel323
    @randomchannel323 6 місяців тому +286

    It's pretentiousness as a fashion style

    • @czwarty7878
      @czwarty7878 6 місяців тому +39

      It's the worst type of pretentiousness because it tries so hard to pretend it's not pretentious. Meanwhile it's not only pretentious, but also objectively repulsive aesthetically. You'd think a tryhard would at least try to be good at something lol.

    • @aotctd
      @aotctd 5 місяців тому

      It's Normies styled like how we grew up

    • @ruriwijaya595
      @ruriwijaya595 5 місяців тому

      ​@@czwarty7878this, right here, is the best description of this hairstyle, and like, why are they so obsessed with breaking norms and having unconventional looks? It's honestly pathetic..

    • @czwarty7878
      @czwarty7878 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ruriwijaya595 I think I know why. It's insecure people who are terrified of being criticized or laughed at. They're terrified that they'd fail in their attempt at styling, clothing, aesthetics etc and someone would point that out to hurt them. So in some weird self-destructive pre-emptive maneuver they choose this aesthetic of being repulsive and ugly on purpose, as to disarm any potential criticism that someone could send their way, with "haha nooo bro you don't understand, it's on purpose, I'm looking like a hobo IRONICALLY".
      But thing is, it's still ugly. It doesn't matter if it's on purpose or not. If a guy smeared shit on himself "ironically" and with full self-awareness, he would still smell like shit to others. Doesn't matter what kind of multi-layer post-ironic ideology he tries to hide under, what everyone around receive is still the same old smell of shit. Same applies to looking like a disgusting hobo, the repulse people feel remains unchanged, it's automatic, visceral response.

    • @czwarty7878
      @czwarty7878 5 місяців тому +3

      @@ruriwijaya595 And by the way, you know, I somewhat feel for these people because indeed our society today goes through this weird phase of shaming people for caring about their self-image ("don't give in to oppressive beauty standards!!!" while someone just dresses preppy or invests in their looks), while simultaneously being horrible to anyone who doesn't meet looks standards, like they demand you to look good, but also to look good naturally and effortlessly, never by your own work and dedication, and you're supposed to "not care" to be cool. This goes for clothing, makeup/cosmetic care, gym etc any kind of more than minimal effort is "uncool". So these people think that if they overdo it radically in other side, they will be uber-cool, right...?
      But also at the same time I feel a mature person should notice the absurd and nonsense of this, and grow out of it by the time they're out of high school, start to be genuine to themselves and pursue self-improvement on their own, instead of hiding in another layer of post-irony in an attempt to remain "hip", while the truth is they're the most lame mfs on the planet.

  • @PhantomSputnik
    @PhantomSputnik 3 місяці тому +51

    "dude im so laid back and chill, but dont you dare make fun of trans people!"

  • @MagnoliaSivverson
    @MagnoliaSivverson 6 місяців тому +660

    The Modern Hipster is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Male Manipulator and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

    • @theunicornbay4286
      @theunicornbay4286 5 місяців тому +174

      The Modern hipster cries out "bigot" as he throws a slur at you

    • @DioTheGreatOne
      @DioTheGreatOne 5 місяців тому

      @@theunicornbay4286 The Modern hipster cries out "natzi" as he proceeds to say that a specific jewish state in the middle east should be wiped out from the map.

    • @MK-cm6xo
      @MK-cm6xo 5 місяців тому

      @@theunicornbay4286 Seriously, these people will preach kindness, acceptance and tolerance, then in the same breath call Black people coons and Uncle Toms or refer to White people as crackers and hicks for disagreeing with them.

    • @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd
      @KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd 5 місяців тому +74

      @@theunicornbay4286 as he calls you incel

    • @theprimordialvoid
      @theprimordialvoid 5 місяців тому +6

      😂

  • @angel_of_rust
    @angel_of_rust 5 місяців тому +611

    "decent human being"-ism
    god this fucking captures a type of personality so hard

    • @an8790
      @an8790 5 місяців тому +60

      It's really a sly way of using shame to divert from the neuance any complicated and loaded topic may have. There is a reason why certain topics are debated, it's because they have different angles and no clear answers. Appealing to what seems to be "good" at a surface level is so intelectually lazy that its appaling. This whole personality has nothing to say, other than that they are willing to say anything that makes them appealing to women, using empathy as motivation.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 місяців тому +48

      ​@@an8790"I have [insert most socially mainstream opinions possible] because I have EMPATHY"

    • @an8790
      @an8790 5 місяців тому +29

      @@LordVader1094 "I have empathy!" But not for the other sides, only when it helps me get laid or benefits me directly in the sort term and there is no social risk in what I am saying.

    • @GreggValue
      @GreggValue 5 місяців тому +1

      big yikes core

    • @xoskeletonxoxo
      @xoskeletonxoxo 5 місяців тому +5

      "Performative Masculinity" is what seals this type of personality/sub culture for me

  • @barn0wl
    @barn0wl 6 місяців тому +113

    I've been calling them post-hipster leftists

  • @Gruwg2024
    @Gruwg2024 Місяць тому +11

    Noah’s response video is classic hipster denial

    • @adonutlol1697
      @adonutlol1697 Місяць тому

      Or maybe, just- just maybe, it’s a normal person responding to an insecure loser, and that makes insecure losers seethe

    • @DragonMaster41111
      @DragonMaster41111 Місяць тому +1

      @@adonutlol1697You must be under 18. And you still don’t know how to use big words properly

    • @RealBallslover69
      @RealBallslover69 Місяць тому

      @@adonutlol1697yap

  • @frogge8495
    @frogge8495 6 місяців тому +238

    Seeing someone pop up on my instagram feed or youtube recommended with that exact style; mullet, mustache, jean dungarees. You know you are in for the most asanine take you've ever heard

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 6 місяців тому +35

      Don't forget the yellow text in the thumbnail

    • @joseroa5243
      @joseroa5243 6 місяців тому

      And the smug self entitled above pesants illiterate ignorants attitud

    • @pointynoodle
      @pointynoodle 6 місяців тому +39

      (Worst vocal fry you’ve ever heard) “so let’s talk about fear and loathing in Las Vegas”

    • @basedchad6035
      @basedchad6035 6 місяців тому +17

      @@pointynoodle I swear if I see one more f*cking Essay Video im gonna go onto an onslaught.

    • @blknmongl342
      @blknmongl342 6 місяців тому +13

      Don't forget the thumbnail, with him donning a forced disappointed/poker face with the guy he's talking about saying something insane.

  • @bonquaviusdingle5720
    @bonquaviusdingle5720 6 місяців тому +577

    “Feminism is cloaked out of guilt” spot on

    • @hisaceinthehole3426
      @hisaceinthehole3426 6 місяців тому +31

      Or to spread horrific ideas.

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 6 місяців тому

      Actually true.
      Feminism is designed to perpetually create division and resentment.

    • @CoolBird420
      @CoolBird420 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@hisaceinthehole3426could you elaborate on these "horrific ideas" you speak of?

    • @MB-eh2kp
      @MB-eh2kp 6 місяців тому +59

      @@hisaceinthehole3426oh no equal rights how scary 😱

    • @lothara.schmal5092
      @lothara.schmal5092 6 місяців тому +45

      @@MB-eh2kpequal rights are already a reality. Equality of the same sex is nice enough idea, sameness of the same sex is not. Equality≠sameness.

  • @frohawkmaster
    @frohawkmaster 6 місяців тому +226

    Personally I think the greasy mullet design can work if your trying to like, make greasy content, not even sleazy but like, "i do custom paint jobs on motorcycles" or "im going to teach you about gross bugs", but like, its all "im a intellectual". Why?

    • @nolin7657
      @nolin7657 6 місяців тому +63

      It’s because the “custom motorcycle paint” guys dress that way sincerely, these guys dress that way because they think other people will like it

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 6 місяців тому +8

      Not even. You gotta have you high-vis, speed-dealer sunnies, beaten up trucker hat... and a VB... LONGNECK at 8 o'clock in the mornin'

    • @agarrandoviaje5425
      @agarrandoviaje5425 6 місяців тому +10

      I drive a forklift for 10 hours a day, i think im qualified to wear a mullet and carhartt. Thank you, next🎉

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 місяців тому +2

      @@discipleofdagon8195 I don't understand what almost any of that shit means

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 5 місяців тому

      @@agarrandoviaje5425 yeah but why the fuck would you want to?

  • @Kyllybe
    @Kyllybe 3 місяці тому +17

    “Don’t worry, I identify as a feminist” ahh look

  • @falsegarden
    @falsegarden 6 місяців тому +108

    Bill Burr has a great joke about one of these ironic nerd mullet guys meeting a "real" mullet guy and getting his ass kicked

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 6 місяців тому

      Funny cause Bill Burr is a whooped male feminist himself 😂

  • @Ducq33
    @Ducq33 6 місяців тому +137

    It’s basically “The Hipster 2.0” where they turned traditional classic rugged masculine looks into something something modern metropolitan; city folk LARPing as rustic folk or 1890s pugilists then 1980s dirt bag now. I feel all this stems from mimicking their tattoo artists and bartenders in general.

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 5 місяців тому +4

      🤔

    • @animal0mother
      @animal0mother 5 місяців тому +14

      Tattoos are a way to seem more worldly and experienced than they are.

    • @roxyamused
      @roxyamused 5 місяців тому

      nah more like 5.0 or later. Gen x was a super hipster generation.

    • @Ducq33
      @Ducq33 5 місяців тому

      @@roxyamused how so?

  • @Figwumberton
    @Figwumberton 6 місяців тому +130

    I had this exact thought from dudes like Kurtis Conner a couple of years ago, just some safe edgy leftist bernie-bro that says shit like "women's rights are under attack!!" while trying to pull off a ironic 80's sleazy cool guy look because "haha isn't it totally funny and ironic for me to act and look like I don't give a fuck but in a cool way"

    • @vortex3833
      @vortex3833 6 місяців тому +2

      Kurtis Conner is disgusting when you get into things he says, the guy absolutely despises men and even called them ‘gross monsters’ once(and it wasn’t even intended as a joke, thought it would be shit if it was, too). He promotes casual misandry to a mostly female and misandrist audience, throwing his fellow men under the bus while he enjoys being lamented as ‘one of the good ones’.
      Absolute scum.

    • @aotctd
      @aotctd 5 місяців тому

      80s 90s leftists wondering if that is comedy

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 4 місяці тому

      He looks like an 80s mom 😂

  • @Mrcoconutgun
    @Mrcoconutgun 4 місяці тому +92

    Breadtube fans seething over a shitpost with some kernels of truth buried within. If you can't tell this is overdone for comedic effect, then idk what to tell you. Also the "made up guy" argument is quite dumb, it's a clear dismissal of human's capability for pattern recognition, and his point is illustrated throughout the video pretty well. And come on, it's objectively funny, even if you don't agree with what he said, it should still make you laugh. Also, I don't really like a creator over 4 times larger content farming someone else's video without crediting them.

    • @theopenrift
      @theopenrift 4 місяці тому +1

      cope, i guess

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 4 місяці тому +4

      Say this under Noah’s channel instead of cowardly hiding in the comment section you know adheres to you view

    • @Ihatemyusernamemore
      @Ihatemyusernamemore 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@chilichinashopthat's rich coming from a fan of Noballs Samsen, the guy who lost one debate to Vaush and decided he'd never debate ever again, pretty cowardly...

    • @Mrcoconutgun
      @Mrcoconutgun 4 місяці тому +51

      @@chilichinashop I posted there before I posted here, cope.

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop 4 місяці тому

      @@Mrcoconutgun good to know you’re a loyal trooper in this Nerd’s dickriding academy!
      There were definitely some kernels in this video, but has less to do with a “truth” and more to do with its being shitty and corny humor 🌽