Most of the time SWINE KING: *YOU PLAYED YOURSELVES* THIS SITUATION SWINE KING: *OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT* Edit below DED SWINE KING: *FLIPPING THE BIRD AT THE PLAYER OFF SCREEN IN PURE RAGE*
Imagine just living your life, just moving around the warrens but then out of nowhere 4 Lads with Shanks and Flintlocks appear and shank the shite out of your Friends
Should have named these guys after the members of the band called The Highwaymen like I did. Sadly I just lost Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings today.... Johnny Cash is still alive ironically
@@auugis123 Place holder is definitely a weird thing to call them. We call them relief teachers. But I reckon substitute is the more fitting term outside.
Strange, was positive he was based on the thief that was crucified next to Christ.... Either you are wrong or the co-founder/creator has a helluva god-complex.
@@ZigealFaust The default HWM is named for Dismas, the penitent thief. It fits with his backstory since he is searching for redemption. His appearance or something else might be based on one of the devs.
I love saving him for last, and point blank shotting him. The thought of that annoying lil turds squeal being cut short with a thundering boom is lovely.
Ygou: "Whoever packed all this food, I could KISS you". The rest: "And now the true test: hold fast, or expire". Resolve tested: "Irrationally aroused" Also Yogou and another men - almost die on this mission.
Well, he only fought one battle before the boss. Warrens bosses tend to be the easiest because the layout typically allows you to reach them with minimal fights before the boss itself, so you can bring a team comp that's designed to kill the boss without worrying too much about the dungeon before it. In this dungeon, there were just 4 rooms before the boss, compare this to, say, the Weald or Cove where there are usually 10+ rooms before the boss
@@zombieboss5178 The grid layout is a lot less linear so even with a similar number of rooms you don't have to go through as many. Also the guy had good scouting chance, which helped to avoid some fights.
"Riptose" really needs to stack for enemies (and allies) that have absurd amount of AOE attacks, and I don't care if this is gonna couse a lot of balancing issues.
@@baconbuster9651 I believe when there are multiple ripostes then there is one value shown for the combined damage value. But I'm not sure how it works here because of the crit. Any number of them may have also missed, though it's quite unlikely.
Lol i'm surprised this work. Good thing the little one didn't die till nearly the end. If you accidentally killed him a few turns earlier. I'm not sure they would have made it lol or at least not all of em. Was a fun watch! 😂
Any effects on characters are placed on their healthbar: buffs/debuffs, bleed and blight, etc. The torch is a special effect. If a hero has completed one of the four Darkest Dungeon quests, they give any friendly hero in the party who hasn't a 50% increase to their experience earned.
No need to pray. Just make it happen. Camp skills, trinket, quirks and curios buff. The more he crits he recieve another acc+crit buff then recycle again.
@@bastil6743 Hey man, what's with the thumbnail? Were you trying to go for like a spiral look? Cause it looks a bit strange at the moment... Cool video, though...
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue... So good. *SO FREAKING GOOD.* This is the Darkest Dungeon I fondly remember.
Wilbur "End this one!"
Swine God "which one!? They all look the same and keep switching places!"
Swine God: "Stand still damnit.
WILBUR: HIT THE IDIOT THAT I HAVE MARKED! *STARTS ATTACHING TARGETS TO THE HIGHWAYMEN*
The 4 Highway men: Yeah, keep up with that attitude ei? We shank you up ei?
@@mini-spooder101 Wilbur: *Frack all of
You*
Swine god is blind tho lol
*Swine god uses enraged destruciton*
The 4 riposting highwaymen: So you have chosen death.
"Oh hooo! Then come closer As you like" vibes from highwayman
Perfect number of likes
Call the ambulance, but not for me
Riposte in a nutshell: *DO IT, YOU WONT*
Very impressive, now try riposting a 16 pounder...
Riposte this you fucking casual
"im kinda late tho"
Didnt you watch kung fu panda thats totally doable.
@@thanhool Didn't you have physics in school?
@@lamehick7511 didnt you get invited to pizza parties
@@thanhool u murderer! Lmaooooo
At first, I thought: Oh No, he killed the little one, now the swine god is gonna hit all four of them at once!
Then I Realized.
"Oh no... you did EXACTLY what I wanted you to do!"
"Call an ambulance...but not for me!" Energy
Congratulation you played yourself
Oh no. anyway
Most of the time
SWINE KING: *YOU PLAYED YOURSELVES*
THIS SITUATION
SWINE KING: *OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT*
Edit below
DED SWINE KING: *FLIPPING THE BIRD AT THE PLAYER OFF SCREEN IN PURE RAGE*
Imagine just living your life, just moving around the warrens but then out of nowhere 4 Lads with Shanks and Flintlocks appear and shank the shite out of your Friends
That’s just a regular day for them.
Welcome to Detroit :)
All I can think of is the Golden Wind scene I-
@@BaranZenon
Or Portland, or Chicago... _Or San Francisco_
@@saintpoli6800 Or...London
You see that Eldritch horror o'er yonder? Bet he has a lot of gold.
LET'S. GO. MUG 'EM!
I recognize the reference
There's only 2 of em, an' 4 o' us
Head Highwayman: *THEY CANT KILL ALL OF US! FUCK EM UP!*
Beautiful
*looks at highway men skill guides* “Wait... it’s all duelist advance?” “Always has been”
I mean riposte is the most fun thing in the game
@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 it is basically going to a nightmare horror and go "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"
@@PuchuKt It turns highway men into Muhammad Ali: just dodge 'n hit with a fat fukin counter.
I wonder... what happens if a riposte highwayman becomes masochist?... will he riposte himself into oblivion?
it's not all duelist advance... sometimes it's point blank shot
"Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive"
I feel like the narrator was talking to the NPCS this time
He literally says this to the NPCS
Is this the weapon that cuts on it's own I've heard so much about?
Finally we've found it
I think its great
“Whoever packed all this food, I could kiss you”
Felt that
4 guys really just went up to a cosmic eldritch horror and shanked the shit out of it until it died lmao
*4 Bri*ish guys
I did bled out a shitty negromancer with a bri'ish dude and a masochistic dude
“Welcome to London.”
@@lopiditty South London at 3 AM:
“Enraged destruction”
14, 12, 14, *26crit*
“No u”
*43 CRIT*
MAKES SENSE TO ME
and that's not counting other three, because they would hit when swine's HP were in negatives
@@user-25352The Swine king(what’s left of it) is pretty pissed lol
Those 4 highwaymen in the hospital back at the hamlet: WORTH IT.
UNO reverse card
The spirit of leper crits blessed their asses
Should have named these guys after the members of the band called The Highwaymen like I did. Sadly I just lost Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings today.... Johnny Cash is still alive ironically
CANT KEEP THE CASH DOWN BBY LETS GO
I love this
Is Johnny still alive?
There ain't no grave that can hold his body down.
@@Aodhan_Raith I too want to know
Highwayman #4: "Wounding the small one has infuriated the giant!"
Chorus: "We good"
Highwaymen: *KILL MINION*
Swine God: "You've triggered my ultimate attack!"
Highwaymen: "That's funny. You're about to trigger ours."
Swine God: "Wait that's illegal."
Swine God: *Dies to 4 RIPOSTES AT THE SAME TIME*
"Illegals what i do, and i never liked *pigs* "
Imagine a quirk that improved dodge and accuracy when riposting. Boy that would be wild.
HIGHWAYMEN/Dismas: *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
@@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo how do you people laugh at the same couple memes for years
@@reverseimagesearch0results363 cause its fun
@@thatboyakira4202 Ye lol. MMA: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
@@reverseimagesearch0results363 remember when memes last for years instead of a week or two?
5:35 me and the boys discussing how to ruin the place holder teachers day
You mean the substitute’s?
@@auugis123 Place holder is definitely a weird thing to call them. We call them relief teachers. But I reckon substitute is the more fitting term outside.
@@human6310 Yeah i had to read this comment like 10 fuckin times to get it. First time i hear someone call em that tf
how is that funny?
Wouldn't have thought that would work, especially if you'd killed the little one early on.
To be honest i was expecting full team wipe
@@bastil6743 it's all Ygou fault.
@@Isk-an_---_deR96 what?
Yeah if Wilbur died with him over 50% health it was gonna be a close one, like 2 dead minimum
@@Korockinglife So the author named (or called) one of the highwaymen's. Watch the video more closely.
"end this one"
"No u"
This thumbnail gonna get banned in germany
Wrong way around dude
This is America
@@asdasd-ty9se It's actually the internet, which is pretty international.
@Fujiwara No Flashback ayy true but nobody would go for a thumbnail
Damn now I can't unsee it lmao hope that wasn't intentional
“Well, it all worked out in the end it only took receiving gruesome injuries to ourselves, but that would have happened any way so 🤷♂️”
Dismas quartet used "No you" x 4
Its super effective!
'The Shittiest Estate' - You, Sir, have already won me over with this. I would also like to have my sides back.
Nice! Good strategy! Gotta love Dismas. Fun fact, He was based on the co-creator/founder of the game!
Whoever he was based on must have been a god.
Was he a known cheat, then?
Strange, was positive he was based on the thief that was crucified next to Christ....
Either you are wrong or the co-founder/creator has a helluva god-complex.
@@ZigealFaust i think he meant named after
@@ZigealFaust The default HWM is named for Dismas, the penitent thief. It fits with his backstory since he is searching for redemption. His appearance or something else might be based on one of the devs.
That 49 crit on wilbur was satisfying
I love saving him for last, and point blank shotting him.
The thought of that annoying lil turds squeal being cut short with a thundering boom is lovely.
Dude did you just made Swastikas made of highwaymen?
No IS the Happy windmill of riposte
It's fucking hilarious
I’m just amazed no one reached deaths door only till the last hit at the end ..
3:30
"lol, i'm gonna stress all four of them."
"So.."
"You have.."
"Chosen.."
*"Death."*
I imagined the highwayman saying that last line with a sarcastic baby voice.
Like spongebob imitating a chicken?
“Damn I missed your eyes”
Uhhhhh yeah I’d think you would
this guy ran full grapeshot into the swine god
"..finest highwaymen..." Funny, I don't Dismas here.
Dismas was on the team just, y'know, in a trinket slot
@@FinetalPies LMAO
the best defence is stabbing the enemy in the eye after they miss you.
"Damn, i missed your eyes!"
Dismas, before meeting his friends
The best defence is missing your enemies eyes after they miss you.
9:20 When you think you're safe on your own turn, only to get ａｎｎｉｈｉｌａｔｅｄ.
Ygou: "Whoever packed all this food, I could KISS you".
The rest: "And now the true test: hold fast, or expire". Resolve tested: "Irrationally aroused"
Also Yogou and another men - almost die on this mission.
Seems like no one noticed the Highwayman swastika thumbnail.
19/45 would watch again.
Not funny, didn't have a leper joke
Ummm. So what's with the Swastika in the thumbnail?
Nice swastika
Nice one, impressed you made it through the Warrens without any heals...
Well, he only fought one battle before the boss. Warrens bosses tend to be the easiest because the layout typically allows you to reach them with minimal fights before the boss itself, so you can bring a team comp that's designed to kill the boss without worrying too much about the dungeon before it. In this dungeon, there were just 4 rooms before the boss, compare this to, say, the Weald or Cove where there are usually 10+ rooms before the boss
@@exantiuse497 Good looking out, however I always clear out most of the dungeon before the fight for some reason :D
@@zombieboss5178 The grid layout is a lot less linear so even with a similar number of rooms you don't have to go through as many. Also the guy had good scouting chance, which helped to avoid some fights.
Great thumbnail nice swastika
wrong way round bruh
9:46 "Ok, everybody, all together now! Teamwork makes the dream work! :D"
That thumbnail looks a bit familiar ngl
I clenched so goddamn hard when your guys riposted wilbur. My trauma...it's returning.
No Dismas!? Fake!
Man
Horse
dismas dies somtimes
@@lolmanmagee2785 no. dismas cant die. he will live in our hearts always
Hmmm I’m not sure about this video thumbnail
Your uuhh... your thumbnail implying something?
A ripostika
Wow. This makes me realize how much of an amateur i am at this game.
When you accidentally make your thumbnail into a swastika
I'm more impressed the riposte quarted only did 43 damage on a crit
Only one hits
Monsters in Patrick's voice: *Touch*
The four parrying lads: It's free real estate.
Darkest Dungeon Hakenkreuz
Is that a Highwayman Swastika in the thumbnail? 😳
Hmm yes perfect thumbnail with nothing wrong about it
Thats kind of amazing
Terrorizing a decent Ukrainian person... How evil of you
based thumbnail
Video starts at 7:50
Accurate
why is the thumbnail a swastika?
nobody talking about the thumbnail huh
Britain simulator
"Riptose" really needs to stack for enemies (and allies) that have absurd amount of AOE attacks, and I don't care if this is gonna couse a lot of balancing issues.
When he hits them all at once, do they all Riposte at the same time?
Looks like it, but when dealing a killing blow it counts them one at a time
@@baconbuster9651 I believe when there are multiple ripostes then there is one value shown for the combined damage value. But I'm not sure how it works here because of the crit. Any number of them may have also missed, though it's quite unlikely.
Yeah... might wanna do something about that thumbnail
I guess we’ll ignore the thumbnail then😅😂
I think (hope) they were going for a spiral design but uh
Yeah...
why not use the skill about being on the front of the line and deal him a ton of damage with the pistol?
On bigger targets stacking bleed is more efficient than raw dmg
Then why not to use pistol in pos 4 instead of spamming advance that doesnt renew riposte?
Haha hybrid of london and america goes "no u"
Nice highwaymen svastika on the thumbnail
i just noticed the thumbnail is a swastika
that is quite the unfortunate thumbnail
Lol interesting thumbnail
"Curse you Windows 10!"
Very nice thumbnail 💀
Lol i'm surprised this work. Good thing the little one didn't die till nearly the end. If you accidentally killed him a few turns earlier. I'm not sure they would have made it lol or at least not all of em. Was a fun watch! 😂
i can hear your breathing
Cool swastika thumbnail
Thumbnail: Psst, Hail Riposte
Oh lord I remember using riposte on Swine but accidentally killed Wilbur….
Me and the boys when mom says it's time to go to bed
7:37 *In radiance; may we find victory!* oh; Victory came alright.
you realize you made swastika with your thumbnail, right?
what's that?
what? it's 4 highwaymen... I didn't think it was gonna turn out like that.
Highwayman swastika?
Thats a real interesting thumbnail lol
Was that thumbnail intentional?
sry, I'm new to the game, what does this little torch near health bars of two of them mean?
Any effects on characters are placed on their healthbar: buffs/debuffs, bleed and blight, etc. The torch is a special effect. If a hero has completed one of the four Darkest Dungeon quests, they give any friendly hero in the party who hasn't a 50% increase to their experience earned.
Shittiest Estate heh
For how long did you have to pray to RNGsus for this many crits, oh my lord
No need to pray. Just make it happen. Camp skills, trinket, quirks and curios buff. The more he crits he recieve another acc+crit buff then recycle again.
That's an....... interesting thumbnail......
It. is. a travesty.
Can this be done with pistols only? Point blank shots for 1 and 2, pistol shots for the back lines, using crit trinkets and camp buffs?
I love that preview picture. When i saw this on YT, i laughed for about five minutes.
You literally hit him once with the riposte when he was enraged.
That tumbnail is actually just a swastika
How the fuck he has so many good quirks and so little bad ones?
You can lock in the good quirks and remove bad quirks at the sanatorium in town, or some curio interactions
@@bastil6743 yeah I know but it is too expensive to take them all off, I guess I'll have to play more hehe
@@bastil6743 Hey man, what's with the thumbnail? Were you trying to go for like a spiral look? Cause it looks a bit strange at the moment...
Cool video, though...
Caraca tumb do monark kkkkkk
cool
Did Wilbur dodged 2 riposte 2 times in a row? Bruh...
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue...
So good. *SO FREAKING GOOD.* This is the Darkest Dungeon I fondly remember.
how dare you not give dismas' head to dismas himself..!!
My question is why wicked slice and open vein? Why not PBS.