I like the idea of there being a very melodramatic moment indicating inevitable doom while the only thing the subjects concern themselves with is how fast they get to kill it
*Gestating heart at 0HP after a crit and turning into the HoD* Ancestor, crying and shaking: "Behold the heart of the world! *sniff* Progenitor of life! (oh god...)Alpha and Omega!..."
People you want to bring when fighting God: - a man with leprosy - a woman with a musket - a jester - a bunch of shellshocked veterans - a whole lot of plague doctors
Exactly what happened to me. But instead of musketeer/arbalest I was using jester, and i took only 3 heroes (Dismas and Reynauld cuz I wanted achievment). Fucking clown had one job and of course didn't land the crit. You can guess who met his maker that day
@@tinheart2853 that happened to me too on a recent stygian run, i had 2 bounty hunter's spam caltrops to force the ancestor to take more damage and the jester hit a 180 non crit finale. He had one job.
"Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion" sounds like "i have skill issue and cannot cope" to me Ancestor. And I don't say skill issue or cope alot, so you know I mean it.
Musketeer in the tavern like: "Now this ancient eldritch horror comes up to me. Now I dunno if it wanted money or if it wanted something more sexual but it's a good thing I had my pieces" Vestal: "Your pieces?" "My GUNS!"
She stared upon the destroyer and creator, the abyss itself. A horror unlike any other, she takes aim upon the acursed being, gazing upon darkness beyond, bloodthirsty and valorous she delivers a magnificent shot! Bringing light to dark, and an end to this beast, with a gleam in her eyes she cries out: ”See how it staggers!” A champion indeed.
@@berniemcburnface6176 Imagine being this powerful eldritch god bent on destroying the world, but your only mistake was making a woman miss her 1st place prize at a shooting tournament, so she swears revenge, travels to the Hamlet, one shot kills you, and mocks you as you die. WTF, honestly she's my new favorite character.
In the far future Heart of darkness appearing in Texas: Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!... Texas man: I see you've yee your last haw.
I can now imagine a universe where this stuff with the darkest dungeon traverse through time. Imagine, the german troops from ww2 flameing down the collector with flamethrowers, or men in nam getting constantly surprised in the wield by bandits hiding in the trees.
Leper: Welcome to the club. Musketeer: ...what club? Jester: The "One-Shot the Heart of Darkness" club. Very exclusive, I assure you. Oh, and this is for you. - The Musketeer is awarded a gold trophy inscribed with "Faced the heart of the world and took it down in a singular blow" - Musketeer: ...heh. I'm startin' to like this club already.
Sniper is a good job mate, challenging work, outdoors; I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, so as long as there is someone in the stagecoach, someone is gonna want someone dead.
"Feelings? You know who has feelings? Blokes what bludgeoning their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have *standards* . Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
6:46 boss: time for some regeneration and coffee 7:40 boss: ouch. wait break is already o.. narrator: BEHOLD THE HEART OF THE WORLD.... 7:52 narrator: ... OUR CREATOR AND OUR DESTROYER boss: yeah thats me. get ready bitches %stunned% %gets critted%
Local woman brings her grandpa and 2 medical professionals to kill ancient progenitor of life with a naval cannon
More news at eleven
*two people who got their medical licenses revoked
@@somebodyyouknow5813 And that's how I lost my medical licence.
@@AzurlotheBlue Sounds like another day in Florida.
don't forget the DRUGS a lot of drugs
"What did you felt when you slayed that eldritch horror god?"
"...recoil?'
ah yes, how did you drove a car
Ah yes the white death. Nice one
What a GigaStacy!
Ancestor: *"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!..."*
Musketeer: So i started blastin'
...OmegaLUL
She finally got her gold trophy
This whole journey was just revenge for missing first place due to the heart
“sniper is a good job, mate.”
@@bobstery6288 “Outta doors”
@@d.altounian244 nno noooo’ it should be “It’s challenging work” before “outta doors”.
@@bobstery6288 As long as there are 2 people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead
Musketeer be out here vaping really hard, getting high on meth, drinking blood, getting yelled at by grandpa and killing gods huh
sounds like a good friday night
She didn't actually take any shard dust. The PDs did.
Just another day in Florida
@@SirBroadsword well She didnt snort the dust but inhaled a lot of weird stuff XD
@@dede5dede3 Sure, but it's typically the shard dust people are referring to when they say "meth" in this context. X3
The Leper and the Jester welcome a new person in the one shot council.
Now we can add the Bounty Hunter… And if you count the uno reverse card move, Antiquarian.
It had 189 health and the last shot dealt exactly 189 damage. That was amazing
Felt so good
At the end of the day, as long as there is an ancient god. Somebody's gonna try to oneshot him.
Snoipins' a good job maite!
So far theres jester one shot
Theres a leper one shot
And now theres a musketeer one shot
I like the idea of there being a very melodramatic moment indicating inevitable doom while the only thing the subjects concern themselves with is how fast they get to kill it
@@ThefamousMrcroissant Antiquarian one-shot when?
@@shikikankillzone4239 From what I've heard, it's already happened.
*cosmic being destroyer of worlds*
Musketeer: "I have met no man that can outsmart bullet"
Haha musket go bang
Heavy from TF2 right?
@@Bob.Roberts Correct!
Ancestor: Wields Cosmic power
Musketeer: *CLICK CLACK*
CLICK CLACK your power is WACK
@@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs click clack cut me some slack
@@pinguin4898 Tik Tak Give it back.
*Gestating heart at 0HP after a crit and turning into the HoD*
Ancestor, crying and shaking: "Behold the heart of the world! *sniff* Progenitor of life! (oh god...)Alpha and Omega!..."
"Behold the heart of the--"
*Smoke bomb*
Coughing "what?!?"
*BANG*
"See how it staggers!"
The omega came pretty fast
6:35 Ancestor takes 124 damage from a crit.
Ancestor: *rubs chin* hmm
People you want to bring when fighting God:
- a man with leprosy
- a woman with a musket
- a jester
- a bunch of shellshocked veterans
- a whole lot of plague doctors
Also space drugs to keep your doctors "refreshed."
Imagine not getting crit after all those preparations
Exactly what happened to me. But instead of musketeer/arbalest I was using jester, and i took only 3 heroes (Dismas and Reynauld cuz I wanted achievment). Fucking clown had one job and of course didn't land the crit. You can guess who met his maker that day
Imagine not getting enough damage despite the crit. It happened to do *exactly* the damage needed to get the kill.
@@tinheart2853 that happened to me too on a recent stygian run, i had 2 bounty hunter's spam caltrops to force the ancestor to take more damage and the jester hit a 180 non crit finale. He had one job.
@@roguewisdom8742 Crits always do the max damage of an attack plus 50%
@ that includes thz hero's buff/debuff and enemh's resistance into the mix, but crits are all always max damage+50%
For her neutral special, she wields a *GUN*
"Victory... a hollow and ridiculous notion" is itself sounding like a hollow and ridiculous notion, chief.
"Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion" sounds like "i have skill issue and cannot cope" to me Ancestor.
And I don't say skill issue or cope alot, so you know I mean it.
"Magic and Monsters,
Horrors so grand,
All easily broken,
By the Tools of Man."
Local women takes a lethal amount of drugs, meets a god, and then kills him
Nobody mention the fact that every caracteres as a name referencing tf2
nerf the diamondback, buff the amby
demoknight tf2 i'm literally dying
Demoknight tf2
Demoknight TF2
Demoknight tf2
Musketeer in the tavern like:
"Now this ancient eldritch horror comes up to me. Now I dunno if it wanted money or if it wanted something more sexual but it's a good thing I had my pieces"
Vestal: "Your pieces?"
"My GUNS!"
"So anyway I started blasting"
She stared upon the destroyer and creator, the abyss itself. A horror unlike any other, she takes aim upon the acursed being, gazing upon darkness beyond, bloodthirsty and valorous she delivers a magnificent shot! Bringing light to dark, and an end to this beast, with a gleam in her eyes she cries out: ”See how it staggers!” A champion indeed.
It's what caused her to lose her tournament
@@berniemcburnface6176 Imagine being this powerful eldritch god bent on destroying the world, but your only mistake was making a woman miss her 1st place prize at a shooting tournament, so she swears revenge, travels to the Hamlet, one shot kills you, and mocks you as you die. WTF, honestly she's my new favorite character.
My girl the Musketeer over here reminding the heart that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer!
Well this time overconfidence was really fast killer
Musketeer:
"Ready? DRAW" and then she oneshot crits the first perfect replica. What a powermove.
_"Somebody call the undertaker?"_
The Ancestor has one instant kill move if you have more than 2 party members.
*One-shot the final boss*
_outstanding move._
Sniper: I just bagged the world's fattest man. The earth.
Lol
In the far future
Heart of darkness appearing in Texas: Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!...
Texas man: I see you've yee your last haw.
I can now imagine a universe where this stuff with the darkest dungeon traverse through time. Imagine, the german troops from ww2 flameing down the collector with flamethrowers, or men in nam getting constantly surprised in the wield by bandits hiding in the trees.
@@leytongreen8791Sounds like a cross between Castlevania’s sorrow Duology and Fear and Hunger. Sounds neat
Ancestor: No, you can't just kill an elder god, the very essence of life and madness with conventional weapons
Musketeer: Haha gun go bang
Maa: yells
Pd’s: pump drugs
Musketeer: let’s do this
Sniping's a good job, mate.
Who would win:
the progenitor of all life
Or
A firearm
One shooty gal
Ask the Good Hunter of Yharnam. He will answer.
the heart is the progenitor of all life
the firearm is the progenitor of death.
"That musket only fires one shot."
"You are only a god. One is all I need."
It was beautiful, I will recommend this video for those who don't know how to use the Musketeer effectively.
Get her coked up on space crack, mark enemies, and just shoot. Best musketeer strat.
Local markswoman gets high, destroys god.
More like destoryed the devil
Sounds like a Florida man story if I've ever heard one lol
Leper: Welcome to the club.
Musketeer: ...what club?
Jester: The "One-Shot the Heart of Darkness" club. Very exclusive, I assure you. Oh, and this is for you.
- The Musketeer is awarded a gold trophy inscribed with "Faced the heart of the world and took it down in a singular blow" -
Musketeer: ...heh. I'm startin' to like this club already.
Now we got 🅱️ounty Hunter too. Also it is pretty nice club
Musketeer: Some think they can outsmart me.... Maybe, maybe... But I am yet to meet one god that can outsmart boolet.
The ancestor speaks of the heart of the world. Alpha and omega. Our creator, and our destroyer… I didn’t realize he was describing the musketeer lol
Exact lethal. E x a c t, l e t h a l. Now THAT, my friends, is precision, and power
“Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!”
"You do know we're having the kind of conversation that ends in a gunshot, right?"
Musketeer: My stand [The Emperor] is invincible!
Sniper is a good job mate, challenging work, outdoors; I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, so as long as there is someone in the stagecoach, someone is gonna want someone dead.
"Feelings? You know who has feelings? Blokes what bludgeoning their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have *standards* . Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
"Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone."
Fully charged Body shots are OP
Musketeer: *_"I'm gonna kill you with the power of friendship and this level 6 gun I just got"_*
my party can't even do a medium quest without their severe mental issues and my low iq screwing everything up
I imagine this like the scene where Jack Nicholson's Joker pulls out a comically large revolver and trashes the batwing with a single shot.
"See how it staggers!"
Bitch there's nothing left to stagger
She's not a braggart, did only the damage required. 190 would have been overkill.
"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer"
*"see how it staggers!"*
Ancestor: "Behold the heart of...."
Heart of the world: dead
Musketeer: "not anymore"
Local woman kills eldritch God with gun.
Thats an effective kitchen gun.
Ancestor: Behold, the Progenitor of Life!!
Musketeer: lol okay
Oof, resonating for all eternity across time and space.
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole..."
Musketeer: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity."
Aside from Jester, Leper, and Musketeer, who could do sane as this???
Abomination, Highwayman, Hellion and Grave Robber. Those are the only ones I've tested so far
@@thickveinysausage3062 my first run is V-GR- HwM-SB , i defeated the suffling horror, the two have stealth, the other one is shield for two turns
And they all survived, the end. Lovely bed time story
Snoipin's a good job, mate.
Musketeer with .50 BFG lol
.70 or .75 cal actually. Musket rounds were no joke
Ahem......
_Shot through the heart_
_And you're to blame_
_Darling you give love_
_A bad name_
"All too easy!"
It was watching this video that I realized the biggest imperfection with the Ancestor's clones: they have scruffy, unkempt beards.
she was holding a naval cannon as a gun and just added even more gun powder
This is truly magnificent!
“That’s for making me miss”
One horror destroys another.
Even in Dark fantasy everything can be solved with Lead to the face
Musketeer: Good....bad......I'm the woman with the gun.
the thing may be a progenitor of all life, but that woman is here to end it
No afflictions either! damn good work
this strategy worked pretty good! One still met their maker (plague doctor), but i have finally beat the darkest dungeon!
She is not some crazy gunman. She is a professional
It's high noon
You are the prey and we are the hunters!
Behold, power of technology!
Don’t worry lads, you’ve got a bLOodY DeMO on yer team!
Final boss: Behold! Alpha and Omega!
Sniper tf2: You right, Im Alpha, and youre the Omega bitch
Fear and Loathing in the Heart of Darkness
As her neutral special... she wields a GUN.
189 damage *exactly.* Nice.
Young woman: check
Blond: check
Vampire: check
AT-rifle: check
So before she took any aliases, her name was Seras Victoria.
6:46 boss: time for some regeneration and coffee
7:40 boss: ouch. wait break is already o..
narrator: BEHOLD THE HEART OF THE WORLD....
7:52 narrator: ... OUR CREATOR AND OUR DESTROYER
boss: yeah thats me. get ready bitches %stunned% %gets critted%
Lol. It's so funny seeing some of these abilities after playing Butcher's Circus for like 2 weeks and being like, "Shotgun in rank 4? That's busted."
When you bring a gun to the gunfight.
"AH....You might have a brain...
BUT I HAVE A GUN!!!" *crit*
Man-at-Arms: Demoknight TF2... Nice
Demo, sniper, two medics: perfect 4v4 team
"Boom, heartshot."
The heart of the world, progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega, creat... ops 189 crit dead.
"Aim for the heart"
I know I’m really late, but I’m commenting anyways to say that those hero names are gold.
God damn, i want to have this 1 shot musketeer
Progenitor of life my ass
The only way to end the game with 4 characters alive
Musketeer and arbalest are mechanically identical, right? So the arbalest should be able to do the exact same thing in theory.
The names are the best part
ok who fed caitlyn
Now one shot final boss in blood moon difficulty with antiquarian.
BEHOLD THE DESTRO... oh its dead.
musketeer is perfectly balanced
.50BMG rounds are no joke people
She would be a good wife for Geralt of Rivia
Heart must have felt like JFK