I like the idea of there being a very melodramatic moment indicating inevitable doom while the only thing the subjects concern themselves with is how fast they get to kill it
*Gestating heart at 0HP after a crit and turning into the HoD* Ancestor, crying and shaking: "Behold the heart of the world! *sniff* Progenitor of life! (oh god...)Alpha and Omega!..."
Exactly what happened to me. But instead of musketeer/arbalest I was using jester, and i took only 3 heroes (Dismas and Reynauld cuz I wanted achievment). Fucking clown had one job and of course didn't land the crit. You can guess who met his maker that day
@@tinheart2853 that happened to me too on a recent stygian run, i had 2 bounty hunter's spam caltrops to force the ancestor to take more damage and the jester hit a 180 non crit finale. He had one job.
Musketeer in the tavern like: "Now this ancient eldritch horror comes up to me. Now I dunno if it wanted money or if it wanted something more sexual but it's a good thing I had my pieces" Vestal: "Your pieces?" "My GUNS!"
People you want to bring when fighting God: - a man with leprosy - a woman with a musket - a jester - a bunch of shellshocked veterans - a whole lot of plague doctors
"Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion" sounds like "i have skill issue and cannot cope" to me Ancestor. And I don't say skill issue or cope alot, so you know I mean it.
She stared upon the destroyer and creator, the abyss itself. A horror unlike any other, she takes aim upon the acursed being, gazing upon darkness beyond, bloodthirsty and valorous she delivers a magnificent shot! Bringing light to dark, and an end to this beast, with a gleam in her eyes she cries out: ”See how it staggers!” A champion indeed.
@@berniemcburnface6176 Imagine being this powerful eldritch god bent on destroying the world, but your only mistake was making a woman miss her 1st place prize at a shooting tournament, so she swears revenge, travels to the Hamlet, one shot kills you, and mocks you as you die. WTF, honestly she's my new favorite character.
In the far future Heart of darkness appearing in Texas: Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!... Texas man: I see you've yee your last haw.
I can now imagine a universe where this stuff with the darkest dungeon traverse through time. Imagine, the german troops from ww2 flameing down the collector with flamethrowers, or men in nam getting constantly surprised in the wield by bandits hiding in the trees.
Sniper is a good job mate, challenging work, outdoors; I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, so as long as there is someone in the stagecoach, someone is gonna want someone dead.
"Feelings? You know who has feelings? Blokes what bludgeoning their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have *standards* . Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Leper: Welcome to the club. Musketeer: ...what club? Jester: The "One-Shot the Heart of Darkness" club. Very exclusive, I assure you. Oh, and this is for you. - The Musketeer is awarded a gold trophy inscribed with "Faced the heart of the world and took it down in a singular blow" - Musketeer: ...heh. I'm startin' to like this club already.
6:46 boss: time for some regeneration and coffee 7:40 boss: ouch. wait break is already o.. narrator: BEHOLD THE HEART OF THE WORLD.... 7:52 narrator: ... OUR CREATOR AND OUR DESTROYER boss: yeah thats me. get ready bitches %stunned% %gets critted%
Local woman brings her grandpa and 2 medical professionals to kill ancient progenitor of life with a naval cannon
More news at eleven
*two people who got their medical licenses revoked
@@somebodyyouknow5813 And that's how I lost my medical licence.
@@AzurlotheBlue Sounds like another day in Florida.
don't forget the DRUGS a lot of drugs
"What did you felt when you slayed that eldritch horror god?"
"...recoil?'
ah yes, how did you drove a car
Ah yes the white death. Nice one
What a GigaStacy!
Ancestor: *"Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!..."*
Musketeer: So i started blastin'
...OmegaLUL
She finally got her gold trophy
This whole journey was just revenge for missing first place due to the heart
“sniper is a good job, mate.”
@@bobstery6288 “Outta doors”
@@d.altounian244 nno noooo’ it should be “It’s challenging work” before “outta doors”.
@@bobstery6288 As long as there are 2 people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead
The Leper and the Jester welcome a new person in the one shot council.
Now we can add the Bounty Hunter… And if you count the uno reverse card move, Antiquarian.
Musketeer be out here vaping really hard, getting high on meth, drinking blood, getting yelled at by grandpa and killing gods huh
sounds like a good friday night
She didn't actually take any shard dust. The PDs did.
Just another day in Florida
@@SirBroadsword well She didnt snort the dust but inhaled a lot of weird stuff XD
@@dede5dede3 Sure, but it's typically the shard dust people are referring to when they say "meth" in this context. X3
It had 189 health and the last shot dealt exactly 189 damage. That was amazing
Felt so good
At the end of the day, as long as there is an ancient god. Somebody's gonna try to oneshot him.
Snoipins' a good job maite!
So far theres jester one shot
Theres a leper one shot
And now theres a musketeer one shot
I like the idea of there being a very melodramatic moment indicating inevitable doom while the only thing the subjects concern themselves with is how fast they get to kill it
@@ThefamousMrcroissant Antiquarian one-shot when?
@@shikikankillzone4239 From what I've heard, it's already happened.
*cosmic being destroyer of worlds*
Musketeer: "I have met no man that can outsmart bullet"
Haha musket go bang
Heavy from TF2 right?
@@Bob.Roberts Correct!
Ancestor: Wields Cosmic power
Musketeer: *CLICK CLACK*
CLICK CLACK your power is WACK
@@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs click clack cut me some slack
@@pinguin4898 Tik Tak Give it back.
*Gestating heart at 0HP after a crit and turning into the HoD*
Ancestor, crying and shaking: "Behold the heart of the world! *sniff* Progenitor of life! (oh god...)Alpha and Omega!..."
"Behold the heart of the--"
*Smoke bomb*
Coughing "what?!?"
*BANG*
"See how it staggers!"
The omega came pretty fast
Imagine not getting crit after all those preparations
Exactly what happened to me. But instead of musketeer/arbalest I was using jester, and i took only 3 heroes (Dismas and Reynauld cuz I wanted achievment). Fucking clown had one job and of course didn't land the crit. You can guess who met his maker that day
Imagine not getting enough damage despite the crit. It happened to do *exactly* the damage needed to get the kill.
@@tinheart2853 that happened to me too on a recent stygian run, i had 2 bounty hunter's spam caltrops to force the ancestor to take more damage and the jester hit a 180 non crit finale. He had one job.
@@roguewisdom8742 Crits always do the max damage of an attack plus 50%
@ that includes thz hero's buff/debuff and enemh's resistance into the mix, but crits are all always max damage+50%
6:35 Ancestor takes 124 damage from a crit.
Ancestor: *rubs chin* hmm
Musketeer in the tavern like:
"Now this ancient eldritch horror comes up to me. Now I dunno if it wanted money or if it wanted something more sexual but it's a good thing I had my pieces"
Vestal: "Your pieces?"
"My GUNS!"
"So anyway I started blasting"
For her neutral special, she wields a *GUN*
Nobody mention the fact that every caracteres as a name referencing tf2
nerf the diamondback, buff the amby
demoknight tf2 i'm literally dying
Demoknight tf2
Demoknight TF2
Demoknight tf2
People you want to bring when fighting God:
- a man with leprosy
- a woman with a musket
- a jester
- a bunch of shellshocked veterans
- a whole lot of plague doctors
Also space drugs to keep your doctors "refreshed."
"Magic and Monsters,
Horrors so grand,
All easily broken,
By the Tools of Man."
"Victory... a hollow and ridiculous notion" is itself sounding like a hollow and ridiculous notion, chief.
"Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion" sounds like "i have skill issue and cannot cope" to me Ancestor.
And I don't say skill issue or cope alot, so you know I mean it.
She stared upon the destroyer and creator, the abyss itself. A horror unlike any other, she takes aim upon the acursed being, gazing upon darkness beyond, bloodthirsty and valorous she delivers a magnificent shot! Bringing light to dark, and an end to this beast, with a gleam in her eyes she cries out: ”See how it staggers!” A champion indeed.
It's what caused her to lose her tournament
@@berniemcburnface6176 Imagine being this powerful eldritch god bent on destroying the world, but your only mistake was making a woman miss her 1st place prize at a shooting tournament, so she swears revenge, travels to the Hamlet, one shot kills you, and mocks you as you die. WTF, honestly she's my new favorite character.
In the far future
Heart of darkness appearing in Texas: Behold the heart of the world! Progenitor of life! Alpha and Omega!...
Texas man: I see you've yee your last haw.
I can now imagine a universe where this stuff with the darkest dungeon traverse through time. Imagine, the german troops from ww2 flameing down the collector with flamethrowers, or men in nam getting constantly surprised in the wield by bandits hiding in the trees.
@@leytongreen8791Sounds like a cross between Castlevania’s sorrow Duology and Fear and Hunger. Sounds neat
Sniper: I just bagged the world's fattest man. The earth.
Lol
Musketeer:
"Ready? DRAW" and then she oneshot crits the first perfect replica. What a powermove.
_"Somebody call the undertaker?"_
It was beautiful, I will recommend this video for those who don't know how to use the Musketeer effectively.
Get her coked up on space crack, mark enemies, and just shoot. Best musketeer strat.
"That musket only fires one shot."
"You are only a god. One is all I need."
The Ancestor has one instant kill move if you have more than 2 party members.
*One-shot the final boss*
_outstanding move._
Cant be instakilled if you instakilled them first
Who would win:
the progenitor of all life
Or
A firearm
One shooty gal
Ask the Good Hunter of Yharnam. He will answer.
the heart is the progenitor of all life
the firearm is the progenitor of death.
Sniping's a good job, mate.
Local markswoman gets high, destroys god.
More like destoryed the devil
Sounds like a Florida man story if I've ever heard one lol
Musketeer: Some think they can outsmart me.... Maybe, maybe... But I am yet to meet one god that can outsmart boolet.
Exact lethal. E x a c t, l e t h a l. Now THAT, my friends, is precision, and power
Musketeer: *_"I'm gonna kill you with the power of friendship and this level 6 gun I just got"_*
Sniper is a good job mate, challenging work, outdoors; I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, so as long as there is someone in the stagecoach, someone is gonna want someone dead.
"Feelings? You know who has feelings? Blokes what bludgeoning their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have *standards* . Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
"Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone."
"You do know we're having the kind of conversation that ends in a gunshot, right?"
Musketeer: My stand [The Emperor] is invincible!
Fully charged Body shots are OP
"See how it staggers!"
Bitch there's nothing left to stagger
“Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!”
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole..."
Musketeer: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity."
Leper: Welcome to the club.
Musketeer: ...what club?
Jester: The "One-Shot the Heart of Darkness" club. Very exclusive, I assure you. Oh, and this is for you.
- The Musketeer is awarded a gold trophy inscribed with "Faced the heart of the world and took it down in a singular blow" -
Musketeer: ...heh. I'm startin' to like this club already.
Now we got 🅱️ounty Hunter too. Also it is pretty nice club
I imagine this like the scene where Jack Nicholson's Joker pulls out a comically large revolver and trashes the batwing with a single shot.
Heart is strong but do you know what else is strong? A muskeet
“That’s for making me miss”
Thats an effective kitchen gun.
Ancestor: Behold, the Progenitor of Life!!
Musketeer: lol okay
Local woman kills eldritch God with gun.
“sniper tf2”
Talk about being efficient.
She's not a braggart, did only the damage required. 190 would have been overkill.
Oof, resonating for all eternity across time and space.
Ancestor: "Behold the heart of...."
Heart of the world: dead
Musketeer: "not anymore"
Musketeer: Good....bad......I'm the woman with the gun.
she was holding a naval cannon as a gun and just added even more gun powder
Young woman: check
Blond: check
Vampire: check
AT-rifle: check
So before she took any aliases, her name was Seras Victoria.
It was watching this video that I realized the biggest imperfection with the Ancestor's clones: they have scruffy, unkempt beards.
Aside from Jester, Leper, and Musketeer, who could do sane as this???
Abomination, Highwayman, Hellion and Grave Robber. Those are the only ones I've tested so far
@@thickveinysausage3062 my first run is V-GR- HwM-SB , i defeated the suffling horror, the two have stealth, the other one is shield for two turns
6:46 boss: time for some regeneration and coffee
7:40 boss: ouch. wait break is already o..
narrator: BEHOLD THE HEART OF THE WORLD....
7:52 narrator: ... OUR CREATOR AND OUR DESTROYER
boss: yeah thats me. get ready bitches %stunned% %gets critted%
Final boss: Behold! Alpha and Omega!
Sniper tf2: You right, Im Alpha, and youre the Omega bitch
Snoipin's a good job, mate.
And they all survived, the end. Lovely bed time story
Ahem......
_Shot through the heart_
_And you're to blame_
_Darling you give love_
_A bad name_
"All too easy!"
Musketeer with .50 BFG lol
.70 or .75 cal actually. Musket rounds were no joke
the thing may be a progenitor of all life, but that woman is here to end it
One horror destroys another.
She is not some crazy gunman. She is a professional
Even in Dark fantasy everything can be solved with Lead to the face
Don’t worry lads, you’ve got a bLOodY DeMO on yer team!
"AH....You might have a brain...
BUT I HAVE A GUN!!!" *crit*
Lol. It's so funny seeing some of these abilities after playing Butcher's Circus for like 2 weeks and being like, "Shotgun in rank 4? That's busted."
When you bring a gun to the gunfight.
Musketeer and arbalest are mechanically identical, right? So the arbalest should be able to do the exact same thing in theory.
No afflictions either! damn good work
this strategy worked pretty good! One still met their maker (plague doctor), but i have finally beat the darkest dungeon!
Man-at-Arms: Demoknight TF2... Nice
Demo, sniper, two medics: perfect 4v4 team
Behold, power of technology!
Me: goes to defeat the heart of darkness
The two plague doctors: 😑
189 damage *exactly.* Nice.
Fear and Loathing in the Heart of Darkness
The heart of the world, progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega, creat... ops 189 crit dead.
never knew white arbalest had such power
This is truly magnificent!
I know I’m really late, but I’m commenting anyways to say that those hero names are gold.
Progenitor of life my ass
"Aim for the heart"
It's high noon
"Boom, heartshot."
musketeer is perfectly balanced
ok who fed caitlyn
Now one shot final boss in blood moon difficulty with antiquarian.
You are the prey and we are the hunters!
Heart must have felt like JFK
BEHOLD THE DESTRO... oh its dead.
God damn, i want to have this 1 shot musketeer
All for one and one for all!
*BLAM*
In the words of Arthur King Of The Britain's "JESUS CHRIST"
you may be god, but i got buckshot
.50BMG rounds are no joke people
She would be a good wife for Geralt of Rivia
"demoknight tf2"
Revenge bitch! That's for my trophy!