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  • @mhrgall
    @mhrgall 7 років тому +169

    the intermittent 'Fekkin Hell' has me in stitches every time!!

    • @DodderingOldMan
      @DodderingOldMan 5 років тому +13

      Based on the voice I'm assuming that's Graham Linehan himself?

    • @jamiemahony3934
      @jamiemahony3934 4 роки тому +19

      He actually said fucking hell. Linehan snuck it in. Not a big fan of censorship auld Graham. @dodderingoldman

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 6 років тому +167

    Watching Frank Kelly frolic with the puppies is pretty much the best thing ever.

    • @WorthyistheLambRev1
      @WorthyistheLambRev1 3 роки тому +4

      Yes!!!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +5

      The rare moment that Father Jack was a human being. 😊

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 3 роки тому +7

      @@luisreyes1963 He also REALLY loved that brick!

    • @susansname
      @susansname 3 роки тому +3

      Wiping his nose on the puppy is Jack’s finest moment. 💪😃

    • @susansname
      @susansname 3 роки тому +3

      It’s got four ears. Two of them are for listening and two of them are kind of backup ears.

  • @Hal0_The_Synth
    @Hal0_The_Synth 3 роки тому +50

    14:16 Mrs Doyals face when she states she has sheep tea..priceless

  • @elsieplayspiano9568
    @elsieplayspiano9568 6 років тому +98

    "and when he yawns, it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens inside a barrel." This show!!

  • @elsieplayspiano9568
    @elsieplayspiano9568 6 років тому +83

    "and he doesn't have any eyebrows at all, except on Saturdays" haha Dougal!

  • @MIck-M
    @MIck-M 5 років тому +82

    "He has lost the trust of his sheep which is punishment enough... especially for someone who deals primarily in... sheep" Perfect hehe

  • @t_WD66
    @t_WD66 3 роки тому +70

    “Fuckin’ hell!” During Ted’s exposure of the conspiracy always makes me laugh.

    • @catrionagarde4410
      @catrionagarde4410 2 роки тому +7

      Fuckin' hell!

    • @Bee-ih5uy
      @Bee-ih5uy 2 роки тому +7

      So happy that got past the censors - this is my all-time favorite episode for so many reasons...my stomach hurts by the end of the episode from laughing so much!

    • @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
      @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 2 роки тому +7

      The fact that that exact same soundbite is used twice in a row during Ted's spiel there makes it even funnier!

    • @fearlessnhan
      @fearlessnhan 6 місяців тому

      21:01 i keep coming back to the scene

  • @lauram5905
    @lauram5905 6 років тому +170

    "And instead of a mouth, it's got four arses"

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 6 років тому +3

      Ted M DOUGAL!

    • @lizzychrome7630
      @lizzychrome7630 6 років тому +3

      That was where I lost it.

    • @MissLizaF
      @MissLizaF 6 років тому +5

      I haven’t laughed so hard in ages! He looks like he almost cracked up trying to deliver that line! Comedic geniuses indeed! 🐑

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 4 роки тому +9

      @@MissLizaF The best part was that Ardal O'Hanlon made it up on the spot, and what we see here is a massive cut from Dermot Morgan and the audience losing their shit laughing.

    • @Being_Asocial
      @Being_Asocial 3 роки тому

      Gets me everytime even on a repeat watch

  • @nmfp2943
    @nmfp2943 5 років тому +74

    This is the Hound of the Baskervilles, Craggy island style😂

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 4 роки тому +5

      its also parodying alot of those old murder mysteries where the priest solves crimes like Grantchester or Father Brown

    • @WorthyistheLambRev1
      @WorthyistheLambRev1 3 роки тому

      Was thinking the same thing!

  • @WillArtie
    @WillArtie 7 років тому +34

    I loved the "Who Done It" Father Ted with him wrapping up everything at the end like a real detective! Priceless. My god Dougal's idiocy knows no bounds.... he's wonderful! Thanks DP!

  • @Selzor
    @Selzor 3 роки тому +62

    As a actual catholic I’m sad this beautiful show only went on for 3 seasons

    • @hectorvoskin
      @hectorvoskin 3 роки тому

      yeah it's a shame Dermot Morgan died

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 3 роки тому +3

      I think it was planned to be continued if it wasn't for the unfortunate death

    • @dappert4730
      @dappert4730 3 роки тому +10

      @@tomlxyz I think they planned to end it there anyway, as the writers had simply ran out of ideas they thought were funny enough to be worth a series

    • @unclebullyssquatchwatch8013
      @unclebullyssquatchwatch8013 2 роки тому +1

      Yes so am I

    • @nirvanaofmonkasar1107
      @nirvanaofmonkasar1107 2 роки тому +5

      i am a Pakistani catholic too.

  • @Bee-ih5uy
    @Bee-ih5uy 2 роки тому +14

    "He's lost the trust of his sheep. That's punishment enough...for a farmer who deals primarily....with sheep."

  • @charlief4514
    @charlief4514 7 років тому +128

    Thanks a lot Dead Parrot you've the best uploads of Father Ted, greatly appreciated!!

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  7 років тому +15

      You're welcome, we've got some more amazing British shows coming soon including Spaced and Smack The Pony.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +2

      Dougal is not smart or intelligent enough to be President of the United States. If he were President and ran the country, he would be a total disaster.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 4 роки тому +5

      @@danielwilliamson6180 What are you on about?

    • @amandareusser6121
      @amandareusser6121 4 роки тому +2

      @@danielwilliamson6180 Yeah. Where did this comment come from? I'd love to hang out w/ Dougal!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 4 роки тому

      @@amandareusser6121 The episode has a moral message to it: Be careful with people you are friends with. Father Damo is one of those people who could stab you in the back and influence you to do bad things. This is what Ted tells Dougal at the end of the episode and asks Dougal if he learnt anything for what has happened, Dougal says "No". Dougal hung out with the wrong person.

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 6 років тому +40

    I like how Jack whips his mouth with a puppy

  • @Satellite_Of_Love
    @Satellite_Of_Love 4 роки тому +19

    @5:08 That magical moment when Father Jack turns into Frank Kelly ❤

  • @rilmar2137
    @rilmar2137 4 роки тому +39

    This show predicted the entire ASMR genre way ahead of its time.

    • @StevePhoenix
      @StevePhoenix 3 роки тому +4

      Uhm, sound effects have existed since the 1930s.

    • @Ditrix88
      @Ditrix88 3 роки тому +7

      @@StevePhoenix I love me some gunshot sounds in my ASMR

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ditrix88 nothing more soothing at night than hearing gunshots outside

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +40

    0:30 RIP Dermot and Frank.

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 2 роки тому +17

    This was the episode where the show really started to go off the rails in the best way possible. I mean, the first two seasons were surreal and hilarious but season 3 just takes it to eleven. 🤣

  • @svenhasselfrisian9274
    @svenhasselfrisian9274 4 роки тому +62

    "Non-Catholic Gods" on the list of nonexistent things. :)

    • @Bill-Watterson
      @Bill-Watterson 2 роки тому +4

      “Your bitches” on the list of nonexistent things

  • @martinathom5167
    @martinathom5167 7 років тому +55

    I love this show and show is terrilly underrated that a crime

    • @elviramadigan5296
      @elviramadigan5296 6 років тому +10

      i love this show as well but i wouldn't say it's underrated. not in ireland anyway. in my experience, the irish have always loved fatherted....

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 6 років тому +3

      Not very well known here anyways. I can't imagine why I was so lucky to run into it on UA-cam.

  • @anteaters-R-us
    @anteaters-R-us 4 роки тому +15

    “Well well well what a pretty picture Father Ted has painted. And how DARE you bring shame to this celebration of SHEEP”
    Im just dead🤣😂😭🤣🤣 💀

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 роки тому +13

    Father Jack wipes the vomit off his mouth with a puppy. We’ve all been there. So relatable. 5:27

    • @5gx673
      @5gx673 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 5 років тому +28

    "When you compare him with what he looked like last year"

  • @yolandapiotrowicz
    @yolandapiotrowicz 5 років тому +24

    I love how on the chart of things that don't exist at 8:23 non- Catholic gods have been added 😅😅

  • @elleryeggen9678
    @elleryeggen9678 3 роки тому +9

    I could recognize "Chris the Sheep" anywhere!

  • @lazybacon7520
    @lazybacon7520 6 років тому +21

    "Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
    *looks away*

    • @awpetersen5909
      @awpetersen5909 3 роки тому +3

      Best scene ever, Guilty conscience at its peak!

    • @DarthWill3
      @DarthWill3 2 роки тому +2

      Fargo's so hilarious when he raises the pitch of his voice. Look back at "HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY, FATHER!" ROFL

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Рік тому

      Great acting from Chris the sheep

  • @Summerdontknowme
    @Summerdontknowme 6 років тому +20

    21:52 That’s gotta be one of the best jokes in Father Ted. So easy to miss.

    • @luismdgr
      @luismdgr 5 років тому +1

      @Pasha Staravoitau I don´t get it

    • @Alinxavier
      @Alinxavier 2 роки тому +10

      He said that as a priest he had an intuitive understanding of "sheep" meaning the people that the people that follow religion more specifically Catholicism are sheep

    • @jorgegomezespinosa8192
      @jorgegomezespinosa8192 Рік тому

      ​@@AlinxavierI don't think he meant it in a derogative way, it was most likely that he truly thought he had an intuitive knowledge of sheep, or because he is a priest, he acts as a shepherd (which is a biblical symbol)

  • @HammerDownUnder
    @HammerDownUnder 5 років тому +16

    I thought Priscilla's performance in this worthy of some sort of acting award

    • @sarahd5898
      @sarahd5898 6 місяців тому

      She was fantastic! ❤😂🐑 Baaaa!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому +7

    "He's started to BOORP!"

  • @awsumguy-bh9pz
    @awsumguy-bh9pz 3 роки тому +8

    "ah come on ted, its brilliant, I think people will soon give up listening to pop music and listen to this type of thing instead."
    20 years later: *rapid MG42 gunfire for 10 hours to vibe/study too*

  • @theyellowlightsaber3193
    @theyellowlightsaber3193 4 роки тому +15

    One of the more ridiculously hilarious episode all revolving around an unemotive sheep called chris whose owner goes to the trouble of hiding the bribe he pays infront of the sheep lol

  • @Hanzilla75
    @Hanzilla75 2 роки тому +2

    Stil the best episode in the greatest comedy series ever made. RIP Father Ted

  • @uweinhamburg
    @uweinhamburg 2 роки тому +7

    This menue for the sheep celebrating event.... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolkewley7410
    @carolkewley7410 6 років тому +32

    15:03 Am I the only one who finds the sheep very cute?

  • @amandareusser6121
    @amandareusser6121 4 роки тому +5

    When Father Jack falls down the stairs...Oh my word!! SOOOOOOO funny, even the thirtieth time watching it!!!

  • @londier4967
    @londier4967 3 роки тому +5

    13:16 is by far my favourite sequence, I love it!

  • @pauljohnson5190
    @pauljohnson5190 4 роки тому +8

    I looove these people- I want to go live there..!! 😁

  • @marie-sandrojones-dessi3984
    @marie-sandrojones-dessi3984 7 років тому +16

    21:05 Fuckin hell LOL

    • @OnverseAmy
      @OnverseAmy 7 років тому

      Marie-Sandro Jones-Dessi Karl Pilkington I bet

  • @blue62show
    @blue62show 3 роки тому +3

    We love it on this side the pond too.
    I tell friends about Fr Ted, and they always come back with great report.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 6 років тому +24

    *HEDOESNTWANTTOSEEANYBODY FATHER!!!!*

  • @duperikles
    @duperikles 2 роки тому +3

    21:03 "Fucking Hell"!!

  • @TunnelJumper
    @TunnelJumper 4 роки тому +6

    2:03 is this a reference to Kubrick?

  • @TheCheesyNachos
    @TheCheesyNachos 2 роки тому +3

    Teds realisation after what Dougal said killed me

  • @blackterminal
    @blackterminal Рік тому

    Father Ted should be known as Father Awesome. Such a funny show.

  • @brierising3107
    @brierising3107 6 років тому +6

    Thanks for uploading the series. You're my favorite channel :)

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 6 років тому +34

    14 people have a tremendous fear of stamps

  • @user-uf9wp8rq4h
    @user-uf9wp8rq4h 6 років тому +9

    ITS GOT FOUR ARSES!!! Lololol!

  • @anteaters-R-us
    @anteaters-R-us 5 років тому +16

    “Sheep like all wool bearing animals instinctively travel north, where its colder and they wont get so stuffy. We need to go north”
    “Which ways north?”
    “I... dunno”

  • @imshafted
    @imshafted 6 років тому +12

    Can't believe I've got to use a VPN to watch a British TV show in England!

    • @MrLynchy26
      @MrLynchy26 6 років тому +6

      It's not British

    • @maxedww
      @maxedww 6 років тому

      @@MrLynchy26 I thought it was a channel 4 production?

    • @DennisLiewDennis
      @DennisLiewDennis 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrLynchy26 it’s Irish

    • @Being_Asocial
      @Being_Asocial 3 роки тому +2

      It's a British production with primarily Irish cast.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 11 місяців тому

    When Jack wiped his mouth on the puppy after vomiting, I lost it. XD

  • @ouichtan
    @ouichtan 7 років тому +14

    7:26 --> I have laughed so hard at this bit... unbelievable

  • @5gx673
    @5gx673 8 місяців тому

    The isolation tank is my all time fave ❤

  • @adicawidasuparman9144
    @adicawidasuparman9144 7 років тому +29

    WTH, that plot twist...

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +2

      It's the same mystery plot as Sherlock Holmes's "Hound of the Baskervilles"

  • @rimaman8681
    @rimaman8681 4 роки тому +3

    4:36 but we dont have any moors no more moors lol

  • @mrjonas9657
    @mrjonas9657 5 років тому +7

    Jesus i love this show

  • @stephentaege6255
    @stephentaege6255 5 місяців тому

    Im very sad Dermot left us so young 🙏🕯️he certainly would have been in lots more tv shows with his talent 🍀🍀👍👍✌️✌️ cheers Stephen 🍀🍀

  • @frankcuschieri7064
    @frankcuschieri7064 3 роки тому +5

    FARKEN HELL..🤣🤣🤣
    Gets me everytime.

  • @aenguschinn6495
    @aenguschinn6495 5 років тому +4

    The subtitles are so good

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 років тому +11

    what a clever episode

  • @richardhoffman5769
    @richardhoffman5769 6 років тому +6

    "Chris, don't look at me"

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 роки тому +10

    I love Father Ted! PS my name is Chris ;)

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +2

    5:40 Mrs. Doyle must had been walking in her own shit.

  • @paulgideonberon4041
    @paulgideonberon4041 4 роки тому +6

    7:00 HE DOSEN,'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY FATHER

  • @jackson76724
    @jackson76724 2 роки тому +1

    The best Fn Hells in comedic history

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +6

    7:00 LOL

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +2

    03:16 - 03:47 BEST DOUGAL MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE SERIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Maaaattologyyyy
    @Maaaattologyyyy 6 років тому +5

    laughed so hard from start to end

  • @BenBanjo87
    @BenBanjo87 6 років тому +21

    Apparently this is one of Graham Linehan's least favourite episodes. I can't understand why, it's funny and well-written just like all the others, and you can actually hear the audience whistling and cheering at the end!

    • @amandareusser6121
      @amandareusser6121 4 роки тому +4

      Really? It's hilarious! The only two episodes I'm not a fan of are the Lent episode and the one where Ted falls in love with the author.

    • @stevencoates3382
      @stevencoates3382 4 роки тому +4

      That's strange, it's BLOODY HILARIOUS!!! Maybe his heart wasn't in it? This is my FAVOURITE episode by FAR!!! 🐑🐑🐑😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @TheMWCmusic
      @TheMWCmusic 4 роки тому +3

      Sometimes great script writers can be too harsh on themselves. This was a hell of an episode!! Loved it!

    • @amandareusser6121
      @amandareusser6121 4 роки тому +1

      One of my absolute favorite parts of the series is in this episode, when Father Jack falls down the stairs! I lose it every time! 😂

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 4 роки тому

      It's definitely the weakest of all the episodes

  • @MrJeffMaloney
    @MrJeffMaloney 4 роки тому +2

    Excellent

  • @peteregan5974
    @peteregan5974 7 років тому +9

    They hear the sound of the beast before Fargo buys the record though...

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +2

    05:40 - 05:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 років тому +3

    such a groovy intro song

  • @mrs.cracker4622
    @mrs.cracker4622 6 років тому +1

    I really appreciate you sharing this episode.
    🙂

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +9

    13:36 They took that from The Young Ones.

  • @sitarnut
    @sitarnut 3 роки тому +3

    Took several times to catch it.. Dougal with both sucker sticks protruding from his mouth..ill-gotten booty disposed of quickly ...

  • @D3w10n
    @D3w10n 6 років тому +3

    @ 3:00 Funnily enough ASMR videos are very popular nowadays, so Father Dougal was kinda right xD

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 4 роки тому +3

    That has to be one of the silliest feckin things I ever saw.

    • @amandareusser6121
      @amandareusser6121 4 роки тому +5

      I agree. It's so dumb and brilliant that I can't keep from watching it!!!

  • @thromboid
    @thromboid 5 років тому +1

    Best episode I've seen so far!

  • @5gx673
    @5gx673 8 місяців тому +1

    No burping sheep has ever won it

  • @Willw101
    @Willw101 6 років тому +7

    Dougal_ One thing Ted if Chris being disqualified doesnt that mean you lost the heat allowance money on the bet lol

  • @xILLxChronic
    @xILLxChronic Місяць тому

    Chris the Sheep was a great actor and we should all take a moment of silence for him.

  • @cra_55
    @cra_55 6 років тому +4

    2:34 Didn't know Dougal browsed /mu/

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +1

    03:16 - 03:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anthroponacious
    @anthroponacious Рік тому +1

    Bev could learn a thing or two here.

  • @anneschmitt8461
    @anneschmitt8461 2 роки тому +1

    Got a bunch of 5 sheeps in my garden - but over all the years I never heard one of them blurp... Must be a happy place for ´em at our side... :O) But seriously: RIP Dermot Morgan!

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 6 років тому +6

    i miss this show :D our school priest loved it so we watched it in class when things were boring horay for catholic school yay jumps for joy yay ..... horay everything i did was a sin

  • @jackthielen1283
    @jackthielen1283 4 роки тому +5

    7:10 the sheep baa theme!

  • @awpetersen5909
    @awpetersen5909 3 роки тому +1

    Hilarious stuff, lol

  • @rorytrewinnard6866
    @rorytrewinnard6866 7 років тому +14

    Thanks for the Father Ted but you have missed Season 2 Episode 11 which is the Christmas Special

    • @TheSaltsinNZ
      @TheSaltsinNZ 7 років тому +18

      Tortoise Joe Maybe the link for that episode is lost in a lingerie section?

    • @potsiewall4250
      @potsiewall4250 7 років тому +3

      It's part of a series not a season!

    • @mikepetergumball8337
      @mikepetergumball8337 6 років тому

      Its attached to the end of the first series. there was only one xmas special

    • @isee7668
      @isee7668 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheSaltsinNZ I hear it's the largest lingerie section in all of Ireland....

  • @lowflyingpigeons2170
    @lowflyingpigeons2170 6 років тому +1

    Damn this is good. Cheers nothing like this now. Awesome.

  • @KenFromBeara
    @KenFromBeara 4 роки тому +3

    11:35 John doesnt tell Dougal. You Bastard

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂the ending

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому

    05:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 7 років тому +2

    brilliant

  • @Maaaattologyyyy
    @Maaaattologyyyy 6 років тому

    fantastic episode. brilliant. grand.

  • @kkgenk7007
    @kkgenk7007 4 роки тому +1

    season 3 is pretty good

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 4 роки тому +9

    When Father Jack vomits and wipes his mouth with the puppy, OMG!!! No one does comedy like the Brits, NOBODY 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍👍🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️❤❤❤
    Edit: yes it's based in Ireland, I was just being general!!!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +1

    2:35 foreshadows 18:10 and 21:48.

  • @rossano1995
    @rossano1995 5 років тому +2

    Ah, to be at one with nature... 5:08