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  • @justyna8156
    @justyna8156 4 роки тому +99

    After all those years, I still find the series hilarious. :) Dermot Morgan was a genius. His family should be immensely pround.

  • @lethe56
    @lethe56 6 років тому +211

    11:52 is the only instance when Jack has ever asked for "more water".

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 5 років тому +19

      Water?! FECK!!

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 роки тому +12

      It was for a good cause.

  • @staplafara
    @staplafara 7 років тому +219

    Brilliant comedy.
    RIP Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly.

    • @nicolenicolereed2050
      @nicolenicolereed2050 7 років тому

      k

    • @markberryhill3497
      @markberryhill3497 6 років тому +9

      Such a shame isn't it? They even died on the same day same month but dermot Morgan died in 1998 (the reason the show ended in 1998) at age 45 and frank kelly in 2016 at age 77.

    • @P1nkR
      @P1nkR 6 років тому +10

      This is going to be the future of every UA-cam video comment section isn't it? Rik Mayal''s video's are even worse where people are tripping over each other to wish him a RIP.

    • @alexsclewis
      @alexsclewis 4 роки тому +1

      3 actors died, one for each death card he gets from the tarot reader. cant remember the name or date of the third. RIP

  • @rossano1995
    @rossano1995 5 років тому +150

    Whoever came up with the name Dick Byrne deserves a Nobel Prize or something...

  • @zizwop
    @zizwop 5 років тому +44

    This was some of the funniest shit ever, wish there had been more episodes, father Ted died way too young.

  • @CostantinoVercetti
    @CostantinoVercetti 7 років тому +204

    "God Ted, you remember that fella who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him." Dougal at his finest!

    • @hmm2928
      @hmm2928 6 років тому +3

      Kostas Zevlas who is he talking about?

    • @CostantinoVercetti
      @CostantinoVercetti 6 років тому +16

      Gianni Vercase, the G.O.A.T.

    • @beastlysquash1203
      @beastlysquash1203 6 років тому +43

      I think he got fascism mixed with fashion, reference to Mussolini haha

    • @damianbiodrowski1944
      @damianbiodrowski1944 5 років тому +7

      @@beastlysquash1203 Of course it's about fascism-I mean fashion : D

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 5 років тому +5

      @@beastlysquash1203 Gianni Versace!

  • @carolkewley7410
    @carolkewley7410 7 років тому +73

    lol 2:37 Father Stone's picture on the wall.Nice to see they kept it. :)

  • @uweinhamburg
    @uweinhamburg 6 років тому +33

    These few seconds with the ladies...
    So much better than any 2 hour Hollywood blockbuster ;)

  • @NarcoticDimension
    @NarcoticDimension 6 років тому +85

    didn't father jack have a trial for liverpool? no he was ON trial IN liverpool.. lol

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 роки тому +12

    The expression on Fr. Jack's face as he delicately cools himself with a tiny electric fan is priceless!

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 5 років тому +34

    about 23 years now. i have still never enjoyed a sitcom this much since the first episode aired and probably never will

    • @veroniquehoflack4910
      @veroniquehoflack4910 7 місяців тому +1

      What about Black books or the IT crowd ? They are good too.

    • @Hilts931
      @Hilts931 2 місяці тому +2

      @@veroniquehoflack4910 They're honestly okay but Father Ted is just a whole step up

  • @persianpwerful
    @persianpwerful 3 роки тому +57

    Guys I'm from south of iran and I love this irish show 😂😂😂can you imagine I'm Iranian and love irish

    • @flawerflower1793
      @flawerflower1793 3 роки тому +6

      Sorry I can't

    • @susansname
      @susansname 3 роки тому +7

      I’m in the USA and can’t think of anything funnier than Father Ted, Hamed. I watch it repeatedly and laugh every time

    • @greggrobinson5116
      @greggrobinson5116 3 роки тому +9

      That's just so beautiful: Totally different cultures, totally different people living in totally different parts of the world, and yet the same human foibles and vanities that we all can recognize and laugh at.

    • @philipppescheck5366
      @philipppescheck5366 Рік тому

      Yup

    • @jlizamavera
      @jlizamavera 7 місяців тому +1

      Amazing. I m from Chile, and i loved that show, still now on 2024😅

  • @Infographiste
    @Infographiste 7 років тому +69

    Thank you Dead Parrot.

  • @kathis6840
    @kathis6840 6 років тому +24

    The "lick some arse" part cracks me up every time, no matter how bad I feel. Best show 💟

  • @peterschwenke4807
    @peterschwenke4807 4 роки тому +28

    This would have been one of the funniest comedies ever made.

  • @bellelopez3261
    @bellelopez3261 4 роки тому +11

    I have never laughed at sitcoms like this one. Thank you Fr Ted.

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 4 роки тому +12

    Look at that steely determination, that hair of defiance that.....I just realized Jacks been asleep for fourteen days!!

  • @obsoleteworlds
    @obsoleteworlds 3 роки тому +11

    I love that someone took the time to actually write several paragraphs of "how to watch football on the television" just for a quick shot.

  • @pamrush5078
    @pamrush5078 5 років тому +31

    Mrs Doyle is so funny

  • @marieroark3902
    @marieroark3902 5 років тому +8

    Absolutely one of my favorite episodes!

  • @flawerflower1793
    @flawerflower1793 3 роки тому +9

    11:53 this is the one and only time Jack willingly said "water".

  • @Matt-ls1ng
    @Matt-ls1ng 2 роки тому +17

    I spent every day of my theology class trying to get my teacher to watch this show

  • @rizandro
    @rizandro 3 роки тому +7

    The whole ice cream van thing is hilarious!

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove 2 роки тому +4

    11:53 The only time Jack ever asked for more water since he was 16.

  • @la7448
    @la7448 7 років тому +31

    Warmly love from Georgia guys..love Ireland.

  • @bany512
    @bany512 2 роки тому +7

    "Wait a second, these are fake hands."

  • @Ana_crusis
    @Ana_crusis 3 роки тому +5

    Dear Mr Parrot thank you for posting all this great stuff especially Father Ted. Just subscribed.

  • @corylemons7242
    @corylemons7242 5 років тому +7

    Dude how come I’ve never seen this. I love this fucking show!!!

  • @STEALTHKAOS
    @STEALTHKAOS 7 років тому +11

    Thanks so much for posting these
    I am looking forward to each one

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu 4 роки тому +16

    "You remember that guy that was soo good at fashion they had to shoot him?"...I don't know why but that was very funny

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +3

      Dougal got 'facism' mixed with 'fashion', and was probably talking about Mussolini...

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 3 роки тому +8

      @@-jank-willson ....he’s talking about Versace, who was shot not long before this was filmed.

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +2

      @@steves1015 what's a 'versace'?

    • @lea6555
      @lea6555 3 роки тому +4

      @@-jank-willson ah now c'mon, what would Dougal know about fascism or Mussolini. Gianni Versace was one of THE top Italian Fashion designers, who was shot not long before this series was filmed.

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 роки тому +3

      @@lea6555 oh ok

  • @clairebrannon8130
    @clairebrannon8130 4 роки тому +14

    It's interesting that Dougal is a bit more assertive and sensible in this episode.

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 5 місяців тому

      whenever Ted is at his worst Dougal becomes more of a straight man.

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 роки тому +7

    Love the photo of JFK on the wall at the undertaker.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +10

    5:32 "KICK THE *BLEEP* BALL!" LOL

  • @aliciahoverson
    @aliciahoverson 9 місяців тому +2

    I love Mrs. Doyle so much 😂

  • @Nighthawk-m9u
    @Nighthawk-m9u 5 років тому +2

    There's nothing better than this when you're pissed off......
    Or just pissed !

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 років тому +43

    Go on... My son!

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 місяців тому +1

    2:31
    Plot twist theory: Jack only makes himself look like shit because he loves mooching off the others and Ted caught him in the middle of his 'routine'.

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @THEBambiNoir
    @THEBambiNoir 7 років тому +11

    Thank you 😊!!!!

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 5 років тому +9

    This is when Dermot started looking unwell.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 років тому +11

    "That fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him."

  • @unterdessen8822
    @unterdessen8822 2 місяці тому +1

    Thankfully nobody was able to see Ted's rear end, because as we've learned he's super fluffy. Everyone thought it was a copy of a particularly unkempt flokati rug.

  • @michaellavin6038
    @michaellavin6038 7 років тому +9

    Romeo Sensini. That's who Italy needed against Sweden.

  • @kevinevans7667
    @kevinevans7667 5 років тому +13

    Father ted is the best show ever

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 роки тому

      Nope.
      It's good, though

  • @clairebrannon8130
    @clairebrannon8130 3 роки тому +8

    Dougal looks cute in the blue windbreaker :)

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 2 місяці тому

      The only time it is ever cute to be stupid is in fact, when you're Dougal.

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 6 років тому +6

    Father Ted is the best!

  • @ForzaDeMullet
    @ForzaDeMullet 5 років тому +4

    4:58 Father Ted channelling his inner Brian Clough is a classic.

  • @nicolebarnes581
    @nicolebarnes581 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you!!

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 4 роки тому +5

    Jack in his dream: Moar Wotar!

  • @brendan.289
    @brendan.289 Рік тому +3

    Good job. well done 👏

  • @weirdgamerbakergirlmatanza4504
    @weirdgamerbakergirlmatanza4504 6 років тому +26

    dead parrot if you see this remember that you made me smile from ear to ear with nastalgia

    • @Nighthawk-m9u
      @Nighthawk-m9u 5 років тому +1

      N'arsetalgia ?.....put some cream on it !

  • @europianbob
    @europianbob 3 роки тому +5

    Awesome.
    Right good show!
    :)

  • @WoWBlueApocalypse
    @WoWBlueApocalypse 5 років тому +13

    Why am I watching this at 1AM and why is it appearing in my feed. one minute I was watching World of Warcraft videos now i'm watching Father Ted wtf

  • @jimmy_junk
    @jimmy_junk 4 роки тому +5

    I played in some serious leagues, including varsity AAAA, and I ha e to tell you that Italian priest has some serious moves. He's still better than an american in his prime, matter fact most of them are.

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 років тому +5

    Father jack in the wheelchair. Funny

  • @Agnes28ify
    @Agnes28ify 2 роки тому +1

    Kick bishop Brannon of the arse 🤣 my favourite I can't stop laughing

  • @annastinehammersdottir1290
    @annastinehammersdottir1290 3 роки тому +3

    Always funny and forever.

  • @phillipnoetzel8846
    @phillipnoetzel8846 5 років тому +6

    Dougan is classic.

    • @bibcay2622
      @bibcay2622 4 роки тому +1

      Phillip Noetzel dougal

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 роки тому +3

    “More water.”

  • @patrickobrien7681
    @patrickobrien7681 Рік тому +2

    More water 😂

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +3

    23:06 LOL

  • @CathCoss
    @CathCoss 5 років тому +3

    Frank Kelly 😂

  • @deidraboswell8451
    @deidraboswell8451 5 років тому +5

    I notice the net undershirt that Ted is wearing, under his robe, at the beginning. Basil also wore one, on Fawlty Towers. I've never seen them, in America. Just an observation. Silly details😂

    • @carolineg1872
      @carolineg1872 5 років тому +4

      I think a British thing, my dear Dad used to wear them.

    • @deidraboswell8451
      @deidraboswell8451 5 років тому +2

      Caroline G ah, that's sweet. ❤️

    • @Nighthawk-m9u
      @Nighthawk-m9u 5 років тому +3

      Called a string vest.
      Absolutely great ...warm...and you don't sweat so much.
      Look good on summer-babes too.!

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому +2

      Well Deidra. I have noticed a large number of references in Father Ted back to Fawlty Towers (even the same initials).

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nighthawk-m9u - I use to wear one at seventeen to great effect. Don't think I will be trying that at fifty three though now gravity has taken its toll 😂

  • @A-R-17
    @A-R-17 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve got to find that book and buy it for my Granny

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 5 років тому +2

    "up to our necks in flip"

  • @pamrush5078
    @pamrush5078 5 років тому +2

    Father Jack is too mischievous

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 років тому +2

    brilliant

  • @meauxreilly6110
    @meauxreilly6110 2 роки тому +1

    id nearly forgotten what lol stood for and then i opened my mouth and this.... SOUND came out...

  • @justinreyes5042
    @justinreyes5042 6 років тому +14

    Just because your paranoid don't mean their not after you....

    • @mikepetergumball8337
      @mikepetergumball8337 5 років тому +1

      I get very paranoid. I once joined Paranoias Anonymous , only problem i had , none of the other members would tell me where the fecking meetings were.

  • @forwhomthebelltolls
    @forwhomthebelltolls 2 роки тому +1

    "Go on...............
    .........................my son".

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 5 років тому +2

    Just done watching Phelous review Dingo Pictures' Animal Soccer World and now another soccer related video. I could imagine Wabuu getting along nicely with Jack.

    • @carlwilkerson9722
      @carlwilkerson9722 5 років тому +2

      "Those T-shirts got wet! They're completely useless!"

    • @MsDjessa
      @MsDjessa 5 років тому +2

      @@carlwilkerson9722 :'D I can indeed imagine Old Man missing the point of that competition.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 місяців тому

      "FECKING RACCOON!"

  • @jimbo01
    @jimbo01 4 роки тому +2

    10/10

  • @WindTurbineSyndrome
    @WindTurbineSyndrome 8 місяців тому +1

    I need to try Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze. It's banned by FDA but available on Amazon.

    • @WindTurbineSyndrome
      @WindTurbineSyndrome 8 місяців тому

      Is this episode how they got the idea for Ted Lasso TV show?

    • @WindTurbineSyndrome
      @WindTurbineSyndrome 8 місяців тому

      I tripped on a paving stone but my knee cap didn't fall off it just got a golf ball sized hematoma.

  • @GreenPencil305
    @GreenPencil305 6 років тому +2

    19:03
    Foreshadowing of the next episode.

  • @junglistdon
    @junglistdon 2 роки тому +2

    “More warter”

  • @carolhart8696
    @carolhart8696 2 роки тому +1

    Is Father Romeo Santini and milky man Pat Mustard played by the same actor?😆

  • @ughmazing8073
    @ughmazing8073 3 роки тому +2

    Is that the Fools and Horses car at 14:02?

    • @incarnateTheGreat
      @incarnateTheGreat 10 місяців тому

      No, pal. This one has four wheels. The Reliant Regal has three.

  • @jamieduncan6239
    @jamieduncan6239 4 роки тому +1

    We’d be up to our necks in flip

  • @eleni1968
    @eleni1968 3 роки тому +3

    Fr McGuire: The Italians they really know football alright...and the world of Fashion. GOD Ted, you know that guy who was so good at Fashion, they had to shoot him?" [that was a reference to the murder of Maurizio Gucci, who was shot several times in his office in Milan. His wife had him whacked.]

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 3 роки тому +5

      i had no idea Gucci got shot as well. I thought the reference here was to Versace, because he was shot in 1997 and this series of Father Ted was filmed in 1997 and first broadcast in beginning of 1998.

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 5 років тому +2

    Father Jack

  • @MIck-M
    @MIck-M 5 років тому +10

    I went and watched Italy verses Australia once and was so disgusted by the Italian's blatant cheating and lack of any honour or standards that it pretty much put me off the game for good.

    • @ianleslie2326
      @ianleslie2326 4 роки тому +3

      Australia passed the ball to Italy for a corner, act of sportsmanship. The fucker took a dive, free kick! Corrupt players, corrupt officials. Never watched a game since!

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 4 роки тому +2

      2006 World Cup, Round of 16, very late in the game. We were doing well in that context, would have gone on to to face Ukraine in m the QFs I believe.
      But that's football for you.

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Рік тому +1

      I remember it well. I'm Australian, but grew up supporting Italy in international football. Paolo Maldini was the best left back in the world and that was my position when I was playing. Australia was a total non-entity, then we somehow qualified for the world cup and were doing really well. The country was buzzing. The Italians were getting beaten all over the park so they resorted to blatant cheating, knocked Australia out of the cup, and then went on to win the tournament. I've hated the Azzurri with a passion ever since and I think I always will.

  • @Claudwig_
    @Claudwig_ 5 років тому +1

    Guy running backwards at 15:52 threw me off, until I realized it was an editing oversight (unless it was left on purpose).

    • @sharroon7574
      @sharroon7574 4 роки тому +2

      No, he was running backwards, it looks different when you rewind someone running normally.

  • @lalaJ109
    @lalaJ109 5 років тому +7

    Dougal carries this show - he has me rolling most of the time.. I guess you have to have Father Ted since his name's in the title and all, but (in my opinion) his character is pretty wishy-washy, and the Father Jack character contributes nothing to the show at all. Mrs. Doyle has her moments, but Dougal? LOLOLOL

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 4 роки тому +6

      Father Ted is there to play the straight man

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 роки тому

      FECK DRINK ARSE

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 роки тому +1

      GIRLS

    • @frederiquesmith3070
      @frederiquesmith3070 10 днів тому

      Every single actor in this series is excellent !

  • @Scixxy
    @Scixxy 7 років тому +11

    Dougal and Cyril should be boyfriends. :3

  • @theoriginalt-paine3776
    @theoriginalt-paine3776 6 років тому +4

    Oh wow, Ted is wearing a white fishnet top under his shirt in the opening scene! I wonder if that was an intentional commentary on the priesthood's propensity for sexual deviance? If so, that's feckin brilliant in its subtlety!

    • @tomas-malo
      @tomas-malo 5 років тому +10

      Nah. That type of vest is pretty commonly worn among the older generation in the UK and Ireland.

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 5 років тому +2

      Those vests will always remind me of Del boy 💜

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em 4 роки тому +1

    Aahhhhhhh

  • @pabloneizion2592
    @pabloneizion2592 5 років тому +2

    Why are they calling soccer, football. I thought Gaelic Football was Ireland's code of football

    • @Interislander957
      @Interislander957 5 років тому +1

      Are you American by chance?

    • @pabloneizion2592
      @pabloneizion2592 5 років тому +1

      @@Interislander957 No I'm Australian

    • @Interislander957
      @Interislander957 5 років тому

      @@pabloneizion2592 then you should be used to football being used to describe different games. After all footy can mean rugby, league or AFL. Although is the soccer football team still called the Socceroos?

    • @debsellers6161
      @debsellers6161 5 років тому

      Aa

    • @debsellers6161
      @debsellers6161 5 років тому

      Also a+

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 5 років тому +1

    22:21 Benedict Cumber-ref?

  • @zlatkoigric5084
    @zlatkoigric5084 2 роки тому

    Most showz go reaaaally fecking stale after a good start. This one lix...,i mean kix arse right to the end.

  • @seansweeney3533
    @seansweeney3533 2 роки тому

    17:35
    20:10

  • @johnnykennedy8551
    @johnnykennedy8551 3 роки тому +1

    Saint pope Tiberius 215-303 age 88 years old the Roman Catholic Vatican Italian bishop the pope and the martyr of Rome Italy Vatican city saint pope formius 815-896 age 81 years old the Roman Catholic Vatican Italian bishop the pope and the martyr of Rome Italy Vatican city and Dermot Morgan 1952-1998 age 45 years old the British Irish lead actor of father Ted father Ted crully rest in peace amen.🇧🇷🇮🇳🇯🇵🇪🇦🇵🇹🇲🇽🇲🇹🇸🇲🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇬🇸🇾🇮🇱🇩🇪🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇲🇬🇧👡👡🦝🐼🦡🦔🦈🐋🦇🐫🐊🐘🐯🐻🦊🐺🦍🦒🦁

    • @johnnykennedy8551
      @johnnykennedy8551 3 роки тому +1

      Rest in peace saint pope Tiberius saint pope formius Dermot Morgan father Ted crully amen.🇧🇷🇮🇳🇯🇵🇪🇦🇵🇹🇲🇽🇲🇹🇸🇲🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇬🇸🇾🇮🇱🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇲🇬🇧👡👡🦝🐼🦡🦔🦈🐋🦇🐫🐊🐘🐯🐻🦊🐺🦍🦒🦁

  • @Enbix
    @Enbix 4 роки тому

    20:09 Is Dick Byrne married?

  • @jonnytonto5298
    @jonnytonto5298 4 роки тому

    This episode took much more time for me to but than usual. I'm always bored when I watch this show so I squeeze one off.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 3 роки тому

    13:52 LOL