The All-Priests 75+ Five-A-Side Football Challenge Match | Father Ted S3 E5 | Absolute Jokes
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Father Ted suspects that his nemesis, Father Dick Byrne, will stop at nothing to win the All-Priests Over 75 Five-A-Side Football Challenge Match.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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11:52 is the only instance when Jack has ever asked for "more water".
Water?! FECK!!
It was for a good cause.
Whoever came up with the name Dick Byrne deserves a Nobel Prize or something...
And Dick Mayo
It was me!
@@sam7417 Fair enough.
@@sam7417 haha
I went to school with a Richard Byrne :P
didn't father jack have a trial for liverpool? no he was ON trial IN liverpool.. lol
Brilliant comedy.
RIP Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly.
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Such a shame isn't it? They even died on the same day same month but dermot Morgan died in 1998 (the reason the show ended in 1998) at age 45 and frank kelly in 2016 at age 77.
This is going to be the future of every UA-cam video comment section isn't it? Rik Mayal''s video's are even worse where people are tripping over each other to wish him a RIP.
3 actors died, one for each death card he gets from the tarot reader. cant remember the name or date of the third. RIP
"God Ted, you remember that fella who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him." Dougal at his finest!
Kostas Zevlas who is he talking about?
Gianni Vercase, the G.O.A.T.
I think he got fascism mixed with fashion, reference to Mussolini haha
@@beastlysquash1203 Of course it's about fascism-I mean fashion : D
@@beastlysquash1203 Gianni Versace!
After all those years, I still find the series hilarious. :) Dermot Morgan was a genius. His family should be immensely pround.
dokładnie!
lol 2:37 Father Stone's picture on the wall.Nice to see they kept it. :)
No, I’m fine.
Guys I'm from south of iran and I love this irish show 😂😂😂can you imagine I'm Iranian and love irish
Sorry I can't
I’m in the USA and can’t think of anything funnier than Father Ted, Hamed. I watch it repeatedly and laugh every time
That's just so beautiful: Totally different cultures, totally different people living in totally different parts of the world, and yet the same human foibles and vanities that we all can recognize and laugh at.
Yup
Amazing. I m from Chile, and i loved that show, still now on 2024😅
This was some of the funniest shit ever, wish there had been more episodes, father Ted died way too young.
Thank you Dead Parrot.
You're welcome
Mrs Doyle is so funny
This would have been one of the funniest comedies ever made.
about 23 years now. i have still never enjoyed a sitcom this much since the first episode aired and probably never will
What about Black books or the IT crowd ? They are good too.
@@veroniquehoflack4910 They're honestly okay but Father Ted is just a whole step up
I spent every day of my theology class trying to get my teacher to watch this show
Well done lad.
Good on ya.
I've been trying to get a couple priests to watch this, too lol
These few seconds with the ladies...
So much better than any 2 hour Hollywood blockbuster ;)
"Wait a second, these are fake hands."
The "lick some arse" part cracks me up every time, no matter how bad I feel. Best show 💟
I love that someone took the time to actually write several paragraphs of "how to watch football on the television" just for a quick shot.
It's interesting that Dougal is a bit more assertive and sensible in this episode.
whenever Ted is at his worst Dougal becomes more of a straight man.
Look at that steely determination, that hair of defiance that.....I just realized Jacks been asleep for fourteen days!!
"You remember that guy that was soo good at fashion they had to shoot him?"...I don't know why but that was very funny
Dougal got 'facism' mixed with 'fashion', and was probably talking about Mussolini...
@@-jank-willson ....he’s talking about Versace, who was shot not long before this was filmed.
@@steves1015 what's a 'versace'?
@@-jank-willson ah now c'mon, what would Dougal know about fascism or Mussolini. Gianni Versace was one of THE top Italian Fashion designers, who was shot not long before this series was filmed.
@@lea6555 oh ok
The expression on Fr. Jack's face as he delicately cools himself with a tiny electric fan is priceless!
Go on... My son!
Warmly love from Georgia guys..love Ireland.
Sakartvelo?
11:53 this is the one and only time Jack willingly said "water".
I have never laughed at sitcoms like this one. Thank you Fr Ted.
Dougal looks cute in the blue windbreaker :)
The only time it is ever cute to be stupid is in fact, when you're Dougal.
"That fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him."
dead parrot if you see this remember that you made me smile from ear to ear with nastalgia
N'arsetalgia ?.....put some cream on it !
Dear Mr Parrot thank you for posting all this great stuff especially Father Ted. Just subscribed.
This is when Dermot started looking unwell.
Dude how come I’ve never seen this. I love this fucking show!!!
Just because your paranoid don't mean their not after you....
I get very paranoid. I once joined Paranoias Anonymous , only problem i had , none of the other members would tell me where the fecking meetings were.
Romeo Sensini. That's who Italy needed against Sweden.
Love the photo of JFK on the wall at the undertaker.
Thanks so much for posting these
I am looking forward to each one
The whole ice cream van thing is hilarious!
11:53 The only time Jack ever asked for more water since he was 16.
I played in some serious leagues, including varsity AAAA, and I ha e to tell you that Italian priest has some serious moves. He's still better than an american in his prime, matter fact most of them are.
Why am I watching this at 1AM and why is it appearing in my feed. one minute I was watching World of Warcraft videos now i'm watching Father Ted wtf
God works in mysterious ways.
5:32 "KICK THE *BLEEP* BALL!" LOL
Good job. well done 👏
Absolutely one of my favorite episodes!
Thank you 😊!!!!
Awesome.
Right good show!
:)
Father jack in the wheelchair. Funny
Jack in his dream: Moar Wotar!
Father ted is the best show ever
Nope.
It's good, though
Father Ted is the best!
I went and watched Italy verses Australia once and was so disgusted by the Italian's blatant cheating and lack of any honour or standards that it pretty much put me off the game for good.
Australia passed the ball to Italy for a corner, act of sportsmanship. The fucker took a dive, free kick! Corrupt players, corrupt officials. Never watched a game since!
2006 World Cup, Round of 16, very late in the game. We were doing well in that context, would have gone on to to face Ukraine in m the QFs I believe.
But that's football for you.
I remember it well. I'm Australian, but grew up supporting Italy in international football. Paolo Maldini was the best left back in the world and that was my position when I was playing. Australia was a total non-entity, then we somehow qualified for the world cup and were doing really well. The country was buzzing. The Italians were getting beaten all over the park so they resorted to blatant cheating, knocked Australia out of the cup, and then went on to win the tournament. I've hated the Azzurri with a passion ever since and I think I always will.
Dougan is classic.
Phillip Noetzel dougal
Dougal carries this show - he has me rolling most of the time.. I guess you have to have Father Ted since his name's in the title and all, but (in my opinion) his character is pretty wishy-washy, and the Father Jack character contributes nothing to the show at all. Mrs. Doyle has her moments, but Dougal? LOLOLOL
Father Ted is there to play the straight man
FECK DRINK ARSE
GIRLS
Saint pope Tiberius 215-303 age 88 years old the Roman Catholic Vatican Italian bishop the pope and the martyr of Rome Italy Vatican city saint pope formius 815-896 age 81 years old the Roman Catholic Vatican Italian bishop the pope and the martyr of Rome Italy Vatican city and Dermot Morgan 1952-1998 age 45 years old the British Irish lead actor of father Ted father Ted crully rest in peace amen.🇧🇷🇮🇳🇯🇵🇪🇦🇵🇹🇲🇽🇲🇹🇸🇲🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇬🇸🇾🇮🇱🇩🇪🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇲🇬🇧👡👡🦝🐼🦡🦔🦈🐋🦇🐫🐊🐘🐯🐻🦊🐺🦍🦒🦁
Rest in peace saint pope Tiberius saint pope formius Dermot Morgan father Ted crully amen.🇧🇷🇮🇳🇯🇵🇪🇦🇵🇹🇲🇽🇲🇹🇸🇲🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇬🇸🇾🇮🇱🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇲🇬🇧👡👡🦝🐼🦡🦔🦈🐋🦇🐫🐊🐘🐯🐻🦊🐺🦍🦒🦁
4:58 Father Ted channelling his inner Brian Clough is a classic.
I love Mrs. Doyle so much 😂
More water 😂
brilliant
I notice the net undershirt that Ted is wearing, under his robe, at the beginning. Basil also wore one, on Fawlty Towers. I've never seen them, in America. Just an observation. Silly details😂
I think a British thing, my dear Dad used to wear them.
Caroline G ah, that's sweet. ❤️
Called a string vest.
Absolutely great ...warm...and you don't sweat so much.
Look good on summer-babes too.!
Well Deidra. I have noticed a large number of references in Father Ted back to Fawlty Towers (even the same initials).
@@Nighthawk-m9u - I use to wear one at seventeen to great effect. Don't think I will be trying that at fifty three though now gravity has taken its toll 😂
Thanks so much for posting!
Thank you!!
“More water.”
“More warter”
Thankfully nobody was able to see Ted's rear end, because as we've learned he's super fluffy. Everyone thought it was a copy of a particularly unkempt flokati rug.
Is that the Fools and Horses car at 14:02?
No, pal. This one has four wheels. The Reliant Regal has three.
I’ve got to find that book and buy it for my Granny
19:03
Foreshadowing of the next episode.
2:31
Plot twist theory: Jack only makes himself look like shit because he loves mooching off the others and Ted caught him in the middle of his 'routine'.
There's nothing better than this when you're pissed off......
Or just pissed !
Always funny and forever.
"up to our necks in flip"
Frank Kelly 😂
Just done watching Phelous review Dingo Pictures' Animal Soccer World and now another soccer related video. I could imagine Wabuu getting along nicely with Jack.
"Those T-shirts got wet! They're completely useless!"
@@carlwilkerson9722 :'D I can indeed imagine Old Man missing the point of that competition.
"FECKING RACCOON!"
23:06 LOL
We’d be up to our necks in flip
Why are they calling soccer, football. I thought Gaelic Football was Ireland's code of football
Are you American by chance?
@@Interislander957 No I'm Australian
@@pabloneizion2592 then you should be used to football being used to describe different games. After all footy can mean rugby, league or AFL. Although is the soccer football team still called the Socceroos?
Aa
Also a+
Dougal and Cyril should be boyfriends. :3
Scix You lost, Cyril.
Dougril or Cyrgal?
Fr McGuire: The Italians they really know football alright...and the world of Fashion. GOD Ted, you know that guy who was so good at Fashion, they had to shoot him?" [that was a reference to the murder of Maurizio Gucci, who was shot several times in his office in Milan. His wife had him whacked.]
i had no idea Gucci got shot as well. I thought the reference here was to Versace, because he was shot in 1997 and this series of Father Ted was filmed in 1997 and first broadcast in beginning of 1998.
Father Jack is too mischievous
id nearly forgotten what lol stood for and then i opened my mouth and this.... SOUND came out...
Aahhhhhhh
Father Jack
I need to try Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze. It's banned by FDA but available on Amazon.
Is this episode how they got the idea for Ted Lasso TV show?
I tripped on a paving stone but my knee cap didn't fall off it just got a golf ball sized hematoma.
Most showz go reaaaally fecking stale after a good start. This one lix...,i mean kix arse right to the end.
Kick bishop Brannon of the arse 🤣 my favourite I can't stop laughing
Is Father Romeo Santini and milky man Pat Mustard played by the same actor?😆
10/10
"Go on...............
.........................my son".
Oh wow, Ted is wearing a white fishnet top under his shirt in the opening scene! I wonder if that was an intentional commentary on the priesthood's propensity for sexual deviance? If so, that's feckin brilliant in its subtlety!
Nah. That type of vest is pretty commonly worn among the older generation in the UK and Ireland.
Those vests will always remind me of Del boy 💜
13:52 LOL
17:35
20:10
Guy running backwards at 15:52 threw me off, until I realized it was an editing oversight (unless it was left on purpose).
No, he was running backwards, it looks different when you rewind someone running normally.
22:21 Benedict Cumber-ref?
20:09 Is Dick Byrne married?
This episode took much more time for me to but than usual. I'm always bored when I watch this show so I squeeze one off.
As an Italian, I'm very pleased about the consideration they've of the Italian... and the "God Ted, did you remember about that guy, who was so good at fashion... they had to shoot him?" line made me cry because of laughing!! Lol R.I.P. Versace!!
Ah now I get it. I always thought Dougal got fascism and fashion mixed up and was referring to Hitler or Mussolini obliquely.
@@catsarebest9168 Nahhh!
@@catsarebest9168 That's asking a lot of Dougal to be honest now isn't it 😂
Of course they mean Mussolini. Hitler was not shot, and joking about Versace (who was shot by a spree killer; nothing to do with him being ‘good at fashion’) would have been utterly tasteless even for this series.
@@clasencoach You're absolutely wrong. They absolutely were discussing Versace. And I think it's adorable that you think Graham Linehan can't be tasteless. You're hilarious! Thanks for the bonus laugh!