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  • @stuckenseric2053
    @stuckenseric2053 7 років тому +125

    "They have the finest collection of boilers in the world, and I include Canada in that"

  • @agni2003
    @agni2003 2 роки тому +69

    I would love to see Father Purcell and Father Stone having a “chat”!

    • @cq9882
      @cq9882 2 роки тому +7

      How hilarious would that be.

    • @noahm5045
      @noahm5045 Рік тому +2

      Or Father Purcell and Father Furlong

    • @NucleoTheNucleo
      @NucleoTheNucleo Рік тому

      Best friends forever....

    • @nk6763
      @nk6763 Рік тому +1

      @@noahm5045I wonder what it would be like if they put Father Furlong in with Father Stone. I bet even Father Stone wouldn't be able to hold out for long against Father Furlong, lol.

    • @derekpink
      @derekpink Місяць тому

      With Uncle Colm.

  • @exeortegarubio
    @exeortegarubio 4 роки тому +49

    'Don't drink that, Father! It's---!'
    'FECKING WATER!'

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому

      Father Jack must be extremely dehydrated with all that alcohol and no water, lol.

    • @anneschmitt8461
      @anneschmitt8461 Рік тому

      And Jack is right! Don´t drink water - fish do make love in it! Or the sentence in the toilet room of my school: "Save Water! Delute it!"

  • @richarddunne9802
    @richarddunne9802 2 роки тому +14

    I used to DJ weddings in Ireland and, every once in a while, someone would ask me to ask everybody to stand for the national anthem and then play Ghost Town, which always got a good laugh.

  • @BossFog
    @BossFog 6 років тому +105

    “AH IT’S YOURSELF”

  • @AleeraGorvan
    @AleeraGorvan 6 років тому +129

    'Chewing gum for the eyes!' 'No thanks, Ted.'
    'I mean - it is a big step, and - where are we going to get the guns?'
    'No luck, then.'
    Dougal is lovely! x)

  • @ethancampbell7773
    @ethancampbell7773 4 роки тому +15

    The last minute feels like interdimensional cable

  • @cincin4515
    @cincin4515 4 роки тому +115

    2020 stuck in isolation from covid 19 lockdown. Ready to chew my own arm off when suddenly a dead parrot brings tears of nostalgia & belly laughs of joy.
    Thank you dead parrot. Thank you.

    • @JCRoberts97
      @JCRoberts97 3 роки тому

      @Raphael Francisco why would you do that you fake bot nonce

    • @johannapfelburg6286
      @johannapfelburg6286 3 роки тому +1

      @Raphael Francisco feck off cup

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 3 роки тому +2

      I hope you're finally a happy camper again!

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 2 роки тому +4

      Just think of the people who spend years, sometimes decades in isolation due to physical or mental conditions. I feel some sympathy for the people who were somewhat depressed in lockdown, but it's a single year of your life with reduced socialization, in the grand scheme of things it's not going to kill you and there are people in your community who have had it much worse for far longer.

    • @oliviarose3513
      @oliviarose3513 2 роки тому +2

      @@yellowblanka6058 that's the same logic people use when they defend abusers

  • @craffte
    @craffte 4 роки тому +60

    My favorite thing about Ted is that he just takes everything in his stride.

  • @yandereworshipper6963
    @yandereworshipper6963 5 років тому +47

    FT: “Are you alright there Father?”
    FJ “*HELP ME!!*”

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 4 роки тому +33

    I find it surprising that Bishop Brennan is accommodating enough to let them raffle the car.

    • @catsarebest9168
      @catsarebest9168 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe they were still utilizing the CA home video at this point.

    • @mavallor
      @mavallor 2 роки тому +3

      Probably hoping that it would prevent them from bothering him for a long while

  • @actorben
    @actorben 6 років тому +57

    I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!!!!!! RIP, Frank Kelly!

  • @Icemann89
    @Icemann89 Рік тому +6

    I just love how Ted wakes up in front of the wheel and keeps on driving like nothing happened.

  • @MonsieurJimjams
    @MonsieurJimjams 7 років тому +115

    "Doesn't look that bad, Ted."
    "Yes, I thought it'd be much worse."
    Goes round back...
    "Oh BOLLOCKS!"
    My favourite part of the episode :)

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu 7 років тому +16

      For me it's Dougal's line 'It's no use Ted, you'll never get it absolutely right'.. and then the cut to Ted gently tapping an utter wreck.

    • @crystalheart9
      @crystalheart9 6 років тому +4

      He did go a bit far with his tapping.

    • @gittebjerrebraae8382
      @gittebjerrebraae8382 4 роки тому +1

      Renzsu And the ‘you’re a perfectionist’ 😆

  • @HarvestMoon2049
    @HarvestMoon2049 2 роки тому +5

    "Ah, it's yourself..."😂

  • @scorpio6593
    @scorpio6593 5 років тому +43

    If the roof is leaking and water is coming through the loungeroom ceiling, wouldn't that mean that the UPSTAIRS is flooded!?

  • @Kkardemumma
    @Kkardemumma 5 років тому +42

    A priest whose favourite colour is orange?
    This is the work of a sick mind, for sure.

  • @jessie0050
    @jessie0050 6 років тому +20

    The dancing priest is my favorite ❤ father Ted

  • @t_WD66
    @t_WD66 3 роки тому +16

    To this day my dad still says “No WAY, hose!” Whenever it applies in conversation. Sometimes he also asks people what their favourite humming noise is.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 6 років тому +47

    Took me that long to notice the raffle ticket gag. 11 upside down would just look the same. How did I miss that every time I've watched this before?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 років тому +16

      Its a very Irish joke.

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 6 років тому +6

      @@bezzaderbane9890 in that case bring on some more Irish jokes

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 років тому +1

      Well Father ted finished 20 years ago so its been a long time since an Irish sitcom...

    • @ludmilakotovski1837
      @ludmilakotovski1837 4 роки тому +3

      Bezza derbane: What about Mrs Browns' Boys? That's an Irish show...

    • @StarFyre
      @StarFyre 4 роки тому +3

      @@ludmilakotovski1837 Which is produced by BBC Scotland

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad 5 років тому +85

    The boring priest talking about boilers is like a priest version of me

    • @MrMagnusFogg
      @MrMagnusFogg 5 років тому +2

      :-DDD !!!

    • @blayasblay3941
      @blayasblay3941 5 років тому +1

      There is a continous random character in Rick and Morty that reminds me of him

    • @catsarebest9168
      @catsarebest9168 3 роки тому +6

      He reminds me of Frank Burns on MASH. Hilarious but also highly annoying.

    • @rebeccaday8612
      @rebeccaday8612 2 роки тому +2

      I love the fact that Jack, who would normally punch his way out of any situation, is completely powerless in the face of the boring priest.

  • @mopaditi1737
    @mopaditi1737 7 років тому +85

    No round envelopes for me. No way hose.

  • @SeeminglyOdd
    @SeeminglyOdd 7 років тому +117

    The scene of the Dancing Priest dying of a heart attack is a sad reminder of Dermot Morgan's death nearly two years later. Followed by Frank Kelly's death 18 years after that. May the rest in peace.

    • @Tatiana_Palii
      @Tatiana_Palii 6 років тому +18

      Seemingly Odd this show has too many jokes about heart attacks (3 at least), that's so creepy!

    • @helenosa5621
      @helenosa5621 6 років тому +17

      I only just very recently stumbled upon this gem of a show and just watched the episodes paying no attention to the actors' names. So when I saw this comment I innocently googled 'Dermot Morgan'...
      Now I'm really sad. However, I will appreciate his contribution even more now.

    • @irishking1414
      @irishking1414 6 років тому +3

      Seemingly Odd yeah and if we wait a little bit longer we will see see more if the cast dead you knob jockey

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 років тому +1

      Yes I have to wonder if Ardal O' Hanlan will die next at some point, who can say?

    • @margotishrn
      @margotishrn 5 років тому

      @@Tatiana_Palii sadly true.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 6 років тому +33

    1:25 ‘I’M A HAPPY CAMPER!’

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 3 роки тому +5

    Got to love the music they are dancing to! Funny stuff!

  • @bezzaderbane9890
    @bezzaderbane9890 6 років тому +29

    Who wishes The Specials Ghost Town was the national anthem? lol

    • @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
      @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 4 роки тому +3

      That part cracks me up every time! The second the music comes on I'm gone....not sure why I find it so damn funny, but I do...

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 5 років тому +16

    "Thanks Dougal, I probably needed that. But... don't ever do it again." :DDD I felt that was unappreciated by the live audience.

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth 3 роки тому +7

    It's Pinky and the Priest.
    It's Pinky and the Priest.
    One is a genius, and the other wishes they were deceased.

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 років тому +49

    I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!!!!!

  • @Deemememe
    @Deemememe 4 роки тому +20

    Father Ted: we just destroyed a car worth 7 grand!
    And that’s when Dougal should’ve said “ No! YOU destroyed a car worth 7 grand!”

  • @peaches30
    @peaches30 2 роки тому +13

    Laugh out loud stuff! Will never get fed up of this show.

  • @cq9882
    @cq9882 2 роки тому +2

    Father Ted, just is so on the ball. All my memories of growing up a RC. Even had Priests and Nuns as Great Uncles and Aunts. What a hoot. This show is pure genius. 🙏🇦🇺👏👏👏

  • @emilinebelle7811
    @emilinebelle7811 4 роки тому +4

    This is one of my favorite episodes.

  • @danielmiyahara320
    @danielmiyahara320 4 роки тому +5

    Ahhhh, the specials, love me some two-tone

  • @edstraker8451
    @edstraker8451 5 років тому +13

    I'm laughing my arse off watching this! It's making the neighbours nervous.

  • @MonochromeTrouble
    @MonochromeTrouble 5 років тому +12

    1:39 That time Father Ted turned into Pinky and the Brain.

  • @tbrevink8319
    @tbrevink8319 Рік тому +2

    "I knew a woman once, she died soon afterwards" 😂😂

  • @VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson
    @VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson 6 років тому +33

    Feckin' water!!!!!!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 роки тому +8

    Another hilarious episode of Father Ted.

  • @forgamesake2496
    @forgamesake2496 2 роки тому +4

    The most amazing man I've ever met showed me this amazing comedy. I'm American but he's from Dublin. I'm in love with him and Father Ted ;-) I love you Des. Forever grateful for you. :-)

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 2 роки тому +2

    Lock down brought me here who's been to craggy Island... a fine place to isolate with them

  • @gabrielmarciu69
    @gabrielmarciu69 7 років тому +13

    thanks for uploading this masterpiece.

  • @SebastianYesMama
    @SebastianYesMama 5 років тому +13

    5:29 OH JESUS, WE'RE DEAD, OH GOD ALMIGHTY

  • @forrussia7434
    @forrussia7434 4 роки тому +5

    @deadparrot thank you so much for taking the time to load all the father ted videos! Blast from the past and oh my god, sooooo funny 😀 Exactly what we need right now ! Thank you 👍

  • @BobPapadopoulos
    @BobPapadopoulos 2 роки тому +2

    I always wondered why the diocese didn't just give them the prize equivalent in money to just fix the roof.

  • @will-i-am-not
    @will-i-am-not 2 роки тому +1

    what is truly outstanding in the intro shots are the stone walled fields

  • @sweetleilani85
    @sweetleilani85 5 років тому +9

    Mrs. Doyle's lucky number really let her down.

    • @annetteziegler7944
      @annetteziegler7944 3 роки тому +3

      Yep. They could've played that up a bit more than her just sulking in the corner. Great episode.

  • @BodhranBrian
    @BodhranBrian 4 роки тому +8

    Easily,the best episode.

  • @michalrzmichalrz6656
    @michalrzmichalrz6656 3 роки тому +12

    Man, Kraftwerk is such a solid piece of history. Every now and then almost all shows reference it one way or another. They had their own thing.

  • @francisjohnson665
    @francisjohnson665 3 роки тому +3

    Love this . Father Jack was a hoot .😜😜😜

  • @ether_lana3921
    @ether_lana3921 4 роки тому +5

    sure we can just straighten it out with the tap of a hammer, lol

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 4 роки тому +3

    Hmmm! you know what: the diocese on this island is a bit too crack, with Father Jack been the only "NORMAL" one.

  • @martinhirsch4959
    @martinhirsch4959 4 роки тому +2

    "Fecking water!!!" I felt that...

  • @mohawho8251
    @mohawho8251 3 роки тому +4

    i know that it is a joke but i am so sad and unbelievably heartached by what happened to the car

  • @stephaiethomson9063
    @stephaiethomson9063 5 років тому +6

    I love this show. ❤️

  • @mr.niceguy1812
    @mr.niceguy1812 3 роки тому +3

    "Stand for our national anthem."

  • @oliverlewis4433
    @oliverlewis4433 6 років тому +12

    Haha Father jack is awesome. ''Need more drink''

  • @Appilssinka
    @Appilssinka 5 років тому +4

    It is the best serial which I ever seen!

  • @bretta1042
    @bretta1042 4 роки тому +6

    Skip to 7:30 for Birdemic Deleted Scene.

  • @no1timetraveler
    @no1timetraveler 7 років тому +9

    Thank you for the upload! :D

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor 4 роки тому +3

    21:30 TWO trucks! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debrasaunders7200
    @debrasaunders7200 3 роки тому

    So happy to re watch the series. Thank you

  • @peacemakerwolf8972
    @peacemakerwolf8972 6 років тому +8

    It's...feckin water! baahha ha lmao

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 3 роки тому +2

    Father Ted: Murder is a terrible, terrible sin, Dougal. By committing this little sin, we'll actually be saving a bishop's soul!
    Crows: THIS IS FOR TRYING LOTTERY FRAUD, YA FECKING GOBSHITES!!!

  • @javen69
    @javen69 3 роки тому +11

    10:13 gets me every time 😂

  • @xavierdoe2452
    @xavierdoe2452 3 роки тому +1

    "I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards." JFC 🤣

  • @qoTIMop
    @qoTIMop 5 років тому +3

    TWO TRUCKS

  • @joeyrinard6997
    @joeyrinard6997 10 місяців тому

    Great TV program thank you 👍😎

  • @janethayes5941
    @janethayes5941 2 роки тому

    The intro gets me every time.😅

  • @Bongwater33
    @Bongwater33 6 років тому +11

    Cameos from the creators Graham linehan and Arthur mathews in the Band pictured for a few seconds at the dance, Linehan is the tall one in the middle !

    • @davidhayes2567
      @davidhayes2567 6 років тому +4

      and also the radio DJ when they were in the car

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 років тому +4

      Lineham makes a bigger appearance in the plane episode as the Priest who confesses his love for another priest when they think the plane wont make it.

    • @carolineg1872
      @carolineg1872 4 роки тому +1

      Fucking hell.
      (Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep)

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 4 роки тому +5

    I love the final part with the annoying priest. So funny

  • @david-le-jardin-libere-terre
    @david-le-jardin-libere-terre 3 роки тому +1

    the car...hahaha

  • @mabiemabie1331
    @mabiemabie1331 5 років тому +3

    FECKIN WATER

  • @tonystark341
    @tonystark341 2 роки тому +2

    16:22 Kraftwerk for priests

  • @carolkewley7410
    @carolkewley7410 7 років тому +30

    At 16:22 is that a Kraftwerk reference?

    • @breebw
      @breebw 7 років тому +8

      Definately

    • @johndonwood4305
      @johndonwood4305 6 років тому +6

      According to the DVD commentary, yes it is a reference.

  • @krisrichardson6690
    @krisrichardson6690 2 роки тому +1

    “We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity of the gas and we save £200 a year”

  • @apricotcookie4850
    @apricotcookie4850 3 роки тому +1

    It's no use, Ted, you'll never get it absolutely right. Bwahahah!!

  • @ceceliaperry8932
    @ceceliaperry8932 5 років тому +2

    Fair enough there Ted!
    Off we Go

  • @Emiliapocalypse
    @Emiliapocalypse 3 роки тому +3

    Listen, I just watched a video of a mob of drunken Irish football fans who managed to fix a dented car roof by banging their fists around it and singing. So why can’t a priest with a hammer fix a dent?

  • @henrybeenh7076
    @henrybeenh7076 Рік тому

    "No, we can't give that away as a price"😁

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +1

    01:02 😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Dougal. JESUS 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seansweeney3533
    @seansweeney3533 3 роки тому +2

    21:51 Oh, Bollocks!!

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 років тому +8

    I'm a happy camper!!! Dont drink that its, feckin water...oh look there's a dent, must have been when u hit that fella on the bike

    • @craffte
      @craffte 4 роки тому +1

      Wha-? How did I miss that? ..oh yeah laughing my head off

  • @NRsilver23
    @NRsilver23 5 років тому +2

    Feckin' Water!

  • @nedd.8479
    @nedd.8479 4 роки тому +3

    Is the radio announcer at 10:01 voiced by Graham Linehan?

    • @dpj1
      @dpj1 3 роки тому

      Aye

  • @ChrisG3253032
    @ChrisG3253032 5 років тому +5

    That poor car. Just a little tap of the hammer he said 😨

  • @chadwedul1787
    @chadwedul1787 2 роки тому

    Thunderbirds are go, Ted.

  • @liamandhyde
    @liamandhyde Рік тому

    DRRROIIIIIIVIN TH’CARRR

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 4 роки тому +1

    We're dead we're dead, slap then backs away quick

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 2 роки тому

    "Ah it's yerself!"

  • @GohAhweh
    @GohAhweh 2 роки тому +1

    @16:21
    "C R A G W E R K"

  • @philiscoolerthanu
    @philiscoolerthanu 6 років тому +1

    The angriest, meanest father ted ever was - ua-cam.com/video/w5ZSJhlsB8Q/v-deo.html

  • @liswiits
    @liswiits 8 місяців тому

    Now if you push me to it I’d have to say my favorite color was grey.

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 3 роки тому +1

    "Records?"

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 роки тому +1

    0:55 😂😂😂

  • @15sixmedia
    @15sixmedia 4 роки тому +1

    “GET TO FECK!”

  • @TheMetalChannelNZ
    @TheMetalChannelNZ 2 роки тому

    The boring Priest is Sheldon Coopers Dad from Big Bang Theory

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 4 роки тому +3

    God it's like NASA, how do ya keep a track of it all?

  • @cra_55
    @cra_55 3 роки тому

    Can't believe people used to be excited about Rover 200s