The Milkman Vendetta | Father Ted S3 E3 | Absolute Jokes
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Father Dougal takes over the role of milkman after the priests get the regular milkman fired, but the former milkman gets the last laugh.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP
Barely.
@@jenniferwills9752 The first was al natural.
I love that Ted sits down with a cup of tea rather than get cleaned up and change.
First things first xD
@@christianloper9483 Mrs Doyle would be so fucking proud of her boys on this.
Well I mean like how would we know what happened if he went upstairs and got changed its a sitcom
Milkman: *breathes*
Mrs. Doyle: _laughs maniacally like the witch from Wizard of Oz_
Context? ❓
Absolutely brilliant 😆🤣🤣🤣
A literal *brick* joke in three beats then the slapstick payoff at the end, close on the heels of the little black square on the front window from two episodes ago that later dropped perfectly into the script as Hitler's mustache. Brilliant writing in the way they cover so many textbook comedy tropes in the show.
Dougal passing out from the sheer loudness of the passing truck is simply one of the finest moments of this brilliant show. Gets me every time!
Might be the funniest moment in any TV show, let alone this genius one
@@SuperJNG18 The brick right at the end. Icing on the cake.
That's exactly why came here just now 😂😂😂
''Those women were in the nip!'' gets me every time. One of my favorite episodes of a classic show. I can watch it time and time again. It never gets old.
‘Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box?’
I am dead.
I had the same exact thought ..... hhhhmmm
How DARE you!
@@AlohaBlade IT'S TOO BIG FOR THE MILKFLOAT!!!!
@@James-zj3ud I'll uh, I'll pick it up tomorrow.
5:43 "well Ted, I'm very cynical, as you know"
"Unless it's UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite." 😂 Pure Irish quote lol
The unnecessary boxes in the middle of the road is hilarious.
Very Starsky and Hutch LOL
If I'm not mistaken, in some Polish soap opera they killed off one of the characters by having them drive into some cardboard boxes on the road...
...And then Ted just stacks them in a perfect pyramid, in the other lane...
And then just drives right through them anyway
I mean, it’s the same comedy trope as Adam West’s Batman trying to throw the big bomb into the river but noooooo there are innocent ducks there.
This had to be the best episode of Father Ted. It's my favorite.
Robert Willis
It's a close contender with Tentacles of Doom.
"Christmassy Ted" is the leader as far as I'm concerned.
Certainly the best part of the Speed series.
All episodes were great!
My favorites are the episodes with the father who always has bad luck! Lol!
the mere fact that this episode is called speed 3 has me dying! XD
Funny enough, Ardal O'Hanlon appeared with Dennis Hopper on The Graham Norton Show.
It also makes sense in the episode’s context because the Magic Bomb Number this time around is 4 mph instead of 50.
Seems like Pat Mustard has been delivering more than dairy products. 💎😂
At 14:11, damn she has a great pair! She could feed a village with what she has. Well done! 😃
I mean… you’re not wrong
When all hope is lost and all else fails have another mass
But lower your voice to a mass murmur.
Series is near 25 years old, watched copious times (can near recite this episode word for word) yet still makes me laugh.
Speed 3 is without a doubt one of the best episodes of Father Ted.
It's also the best of the Speed trilogy
I LOVE MY BRICK!
AAAAAH FECK IT
Briiiiiick....
fed up with briiiick!
not enough episodes of this show :(
Well, if you dont master necromancy, we dont have an option xD
Adding father ted to the list...
Jesus
Elvis
Father Tedd
Father Jack is with them (now), too; arse biscuits!
14:06 wow Huge 😁😘
When Mrs. Doyle slyly removes one of the photos from the table! Lol!
Prior to that, she was ironing the curtains. Took me a while to catch that.
"Ted you forgot your brick! PUT IT BACK!!"
Clearly Mustard's sex appeal was contingent on being a milkman.
I love how Ted fuss over Dougal before delivering those milk, it's funny and adorable. They act like Father and Son 😂♥️
While this isn't my favorite episode of this show (not because it's bad, but there's too many good ones), the rolling Mass gag is hands-down the funniest joke in the series for me.
Is there ANYTHING to be said for saying another mass?
Best episode of the series by far!!!
"Another mass?! That's our best idea?!"
"There's a bomb on the milk float!"
"Right, who's that for?"
speed 3 > speed 2
Even though dougal was stupid and irritate ted most of the time , ted really care about him like a father
Bc Dougal is just a real sweet guy
U sayin we some kind of Father Ted and shit?
Dayum
Thanks for the upload. Favourite series ever.
You're welcome, we've got many more great UK comedy shows coming including Spaced, Smack The Pony and Popetown (which started 3 days ago)
Samuel Kristopher
keeping up appearances ??
Samuel Kristopher is this free
Miguel Martinez Nope. Please pay me $100. Thanks!
Everyone who loves Father Ted should join a big travelling group to Ireland !☺
@Jesus Defender Down with that sort of thing..
We 'll be like the grannies in the poetry contest episode.
@@el6178 Careful Now!
This is exactly the kind of high drama that's missing from today's television 😂
such a great episode. My favorite part is dougal in the car.
Dougal: "I turned it up as loud as I can. At this level you can hear a pi..."
*truck passes by and uses its horn*
Dougal: *convulses*
That tractor showing up with them saying mass... that man bargaining for the kids photos.... hilarious!!!!!!!
How Ted just sits there with a gallon of vomit all over him with a cup of milk tea..
RIP Pat Mustard !
2023 and still enjoying Father Ted.😊
Same here☺
I just discovered Father Ted and now i love it.
Lol. Pat mustard wearing sunglasses at night
funniest sitcom ever, and the funniest episode of them all. just never gets old
Pat Mustard said he fought in Vietnam.
What was his rank, colonel?
Maybe he was in the closet with the candlestick not Ho Chi Minh.
@@cityhawk It was in the kitchen. And how can it be Colonel Mustard? *You* have Colonel Mustard. You showed it to me earlier.
i love mrs. doyle's mint green outfit - you go Mrs. Doyle.
Gonna be honest, this episode is pretty cute and wholesome 🤣
Is there ANYTHING to be said about saying another MASS?
This is the best Speed of the trilogy especially since there's no Sandra Bullock!
Or Keanu reeves
Pat, watch out. The milk van with bombs is coming to you. Oh no, he got his AirPods on. Oh God, oh fuck.
Pat mustard in the phone booth with the explosive milk float slowly coming toward him.
I saw this show, 'first run, on a bootleg PAL VHS tape, during the summer of '98'; if memory serves, between 17:20, and 17:22, the original series actually showed almost three seconds of a manure spreader - preceding the 'mobile altar'.
I made damn sure the converted copy was in the VCR, when our priest came for 'block collection', that August.
I didn't even need to cue this one. Had I had the gumption to press "play", I would have shot myself "Russian Roulette - style, with Mrs. Doyle's box". I wish that my Irish-born (County Donegal) and raised grandmother, the quintessential Catholic, would've lived another five years - just to experience Father Ted.
mass table carried by a tractor? catholic pride
And Ted has hired two other priests
And carrying 3 people
Thank you dead parrot for the uploads.can you upload The IT crowd please?
AAAAH FECK IT!!
Fed up with BREEEEEEECK!
@@Astrithor I LOVE MY BRICK!
lol dead parrot casually renaming all the episodes
Mrs Doyle's laugh is really something.
Thank you Brian, Nogla and Mini
Neal Rainer Chio we are here for the same reason
I like how the numbera on the odometer don't change
Still one of the best episodes of any series I have ever seen...
So many good jokes in a row. I mean the writing was done so well and they had a great cast delivering it all, and like this episodes even the guest stars did a great job.
he actually wore a suit covered in vomit seemingly without a thought about changing cloths! awesome...
I laughed my butt off at 14:00 to 14:45. Those 2 women in the nip were expecting Pat Mustard. Surprise,it's Dougal.
A man named Terroriser sent me here.
Coral McNaughton Brian said "2 pints" better
Same
Coral McNaughton same
Dermot's slapstick was stellar in this episode
Great line about the UHT milk being shite!
Young Banger!!!!
I don't know if there's any moment, in any work, in any form of media, as funny as Dougal's ears getting blown out while they're spying on Pat Mustard.
The way dougal goes down after the truck goes past a fully turned up microphone always cracks me up!
The funniest episode of father ted
I'm imagining all comments with an Irish accent. It's fecking great.
Too much funny stuff to quote in this lmfao
This is one of the best episodes of Father Ted: 0:48 1:24 2:07 2:53 2:59 5:21 6:19 8:29 9:16 9:28 11:30 12:01 12:23 12:33 12:41 12:56 13:39 14:36 15:32 16:30 16:49 21:16 21:22 21:50 22:06 22:29 23:28 and 24:18 LOL
two pints
If there was some way to forget that I had ever seen this episode and watch it all over again for the first time, I would gladly take it. Probably my second favorite after the Christmas episode.
I have just watched this for the first time and i feel the same!
the perfect mass doesn't exi-
Ah! Is that a citation of Neo Genesis Evangelio? I see what you did here...
I am obsessed with the theme they play for the milkman, anyone know if it's from an actual recorded song?
ua-cam.com/video/P3gx7CSXEzo/v-deo.html
It's called man friday
Pat wasn't in Vietnam
He was in the IRA
I thought he was in ISIS
Mrs. Gleason needs to shave that thing LOL
I love this episode
That was by far the BEST...Irish humor, like I know & 💗
This is my favorite episode
Moe Gardner ,kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is equally as funny
Pat Mustard looks like the personification of a heart attack.
One of the best written episodes of the show!
One of my absolute favorite episodes!!!
0:43 "AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!" He walks in covered in Dougal's vomit.
Daniel Williamson ... It wasn’t Dougal’s, it was the babies’.
@@xenohtype no mate it was Dougal's. The joke is that in most situations you'd expect it to be from the babies, but Dougal's just like a little kid and gets way too excited.
Ich liebe es!
The towering inferno was a big building that caught fire
Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box, WHAT?!?....that first woman holy massive...I forgot me feckin trousers...I love my brick
I'm surprised Dougle can drive
I’m surprised that Dougal can do well…anything.
Funny how they are supposed to be helping Dougal and they are watching a movie that has nothing to do with the situation they are in.
Milk men do it on your doorstep
Possibly the best 30 minutes of comedy ever written!
Thanks,still laughing.
Absurdist comedy at its very best. The part with the boxes is classic. Plus the way all the themes are woven together is amazing.
That swagger puts Connor McGregor's to shame.
-_- ...
... O_O
"Those women were in the nip!"
lol
Brilliant writing, brilliant series.
Wait so he’s just been in that booth laughing All day?
Textbook brick joke. Classic.
I enjoyed that while eating my tub of yogurt.
My favourite Father Ted episode 🤣
As a kid i found it hilarious how Pat Mustard was talking shite over the phone all day and night to the Father. This was the best episode!
I love my brick
8:25 hahahahaa
Dougal shouting and tearing off that uniform....."I'm a priest!" 🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣