How To Slay A Dragon - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2021
- Mythical creatures and monstrous beings have invaded TABS.
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HOLD UP! WAS THAT FIRST KRATOS MADE BY A GUY CALLED "Swaraaj0609"??!?!?! CAUSE I ACTUALLY MADE THAT ONE!!
sweet!! a bit jealous lol
Cool
@@gabemobley3851 IKR
@@majestic9434Aww don’t be, I’m sure that if you made some units, he’ll check em out too, plus my Kratos unit was shit 😂, he just looks cool
@Deborah Ajao Thank you!!!
"Moves like a fly that just got slapped" sums up every TABS unit pretty damn well
Yep
Yup indeed
Yep yep yep
Yep
Yep
Captain sauce: Talks about Minecraft.
Me: Remembering the Minecraft series that he stopped.
I remember that
On point to jAy for mAking me vry sAd
Wait he play Minecraft
@@martinegornail8089 he made a video or two on it
Martine Gornail he did 3 videos on Minecraft year ago
As soon as he started saying "the king is dead" i knew he would say long live the king XD
Yea I knew that happen
I love how cap insults an unit just to make an entire series trying to kill him and failing
that's Captain Sauce for you
honestly that's pretty much every unit. lol
What one's that?
@@Moald the halfling
When he shot the Wither, he didn’t notice that it survived and won the match... Put that in the next video
yeah my dude 20:09
Oh hi Leo
Still working on projects?
Wrong... they traded blows but the game has to pick a winner. In reality it's a draw
@@tjrage1 Ok, that makes sense
@@leovaldez680 ☺
When he said "The church of the wobbly horse is now the *clutches of hell* "
It sounded pretty good ngl
Timestamp?
9:03 I found it
Yes it sounded so cool
yh evil cap would be so freaking cool
That Jester is awesome, props to whoever made it
“But not quick enough”
The wither that won: *are you sure about that?*
I noticed that too 🤣😅
Same
Same
bLuE wON
0:33 captain sauce: 'he looks like a dragon but he moves like a fly that just got slapped.'
Me: *has killed a bunch of flies that entered my house over the years* 'uh thats actually quite strangely exactly accurate.'
You could say that joke was totally accurate
@@the_great_crusade *Y E S*
@@Gemini-Lion honestly i thought people would be booing me but i am right
@Zyrone Biglang-Awa nice answer
The jester be making shadow clones to confuse the enemy.
am I the only one who noticed that the jester was enraged when cap used "all of the fully aotomatic crossbows"
please tell me im not the only one that thought the jester fought like an anime character
The jester is basically the Joker's skill/intellect, Naruto's shadow clone jitzu, a mix of batman, Deadpool, and Chuck Norris's fighting skills, Captain America's literal incapability to run out of stamina/get tired in a fight, Goku's speed, and bullseye's aim, at least that's how I see it
@@shaggtheblueoctopus no he said and noticed it was enraged
“There’s no way you can poke someone with a ten foot pole if there but to but with you”- Captain Sauce 2021
They’re*
Butt*
Nut*
Nut to nut with u is what he said
@@hannah. no, it was nut to butt...
@@Dragoninja0915 im thankful someone realised.
Day 1 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
Yes
Himscp 1000
YES THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE THAT REMEMBER
GET THIS TO #1 WE NEED THIS
He talked about a similar situation on his subnautica series he said he wants to play games but if it didn't get enough views he leaves the series behind and does it on his own time I don't think he will return to it.
"Trogdor" that's a blast from the past.
1:55 collossal oopsie lol just like my life haha hehehe heh... Heh... 😞
@@x3noflare898 nice negative joke.
@@x3noflare898 woah so quirky
No it's trogdor
Maby he his made of fluffy red rubber
The “pocedot mans load” is something that shows up when a unit is ridiculously over powered
The pig in your profile picture is adorable
Do you mean “polka dot?”
@@guyman1009 yes lol
What is that
Here’s a suggestion:
There is another....
One Sensei, and 7 Cheerleaders.
Everybody knows that combo
your not so chill chill king
@@EpicAlex009 im just reminding him
@GachaShipper everything sounds like a hentai if you try hard enough...
What does that do and when did he get a Sensei unit, sorry but there’s a lot of tabs vids and it’s hard to keep track but still what does it do
“Preheated like chicken nuggets” is now my favorite quote ever
Reminds me of Grim Parenting when Grim preheated chicken nuggets in the microwave for Wendy
He said re-heated sry to ruin ur fun
@@Lol-qr4mf it doesn’t matter man >:(
@@Lol-qr4mf I understand
Won't be for a while if your familiar with the channel
People's custom units are crazy
Indeed
@@M808B_Scorpion rush B
The upgraded jester is the clown of hell coming from the under world to purge the world of tabs
The weird energy geyser is actually a glitch that happens with fire, it happens in my game too.
Cap: dumbfounded that there is now a dragon in TABS
The dragon that's been in the game for two years now: ...
Wait really?
What dragon
@@HyperNevels The... dynasty dragon.
@Ethan Craig I know, it's a very different dragon from the user-created one. I was just making a joke.
WHY DOES EVERYONW FORGET ABOUT THE WHEELBARROW DRAGON
Thor: “Who the heck are you?”
Lich: “I’m you, but better by a long shot.”
It's really a 50/50 with the lich, it can either be god tier or diarrhea water
I'm pretty sure that Thor is better than the Lich but that's your opinion
It's more accurately i'm your one power but far better
I mean lich can’t instakill Thor and Thor could 1v1 and win :p
Thors beat cap’s liches in a 3v5, so not by a long shot no
" But not quick enough" he says as it shows fricking blue victory- man cap just doesn't pay attention sometimes
That jester may be my new favorite unit. It's DAMN cool!
You know who made it?
@@khulmach9662 no, but I def want to. Do you, by any chance?
@@christophervaughan7416 unfortunately, no.
But it looks cool.
“Everyone sees Gandalf as a sweet old man, until he sends in peasants as cannon plotter.”
CaptainSauce 2021-
R/whoosh it’s a joke
@@kooperjacobs3162 correcting a spelling mistake doesn’t mean he doesn’t get the joke idiot
@Noah Rivera ok boomer
@@uniqueidentity_4456 yo you just mc-roasted him, I said it now give me some mc-dallars
@@kooperjacobs3162 your weird... I like you
How the hell did that Halfling survive that fall in the beginning? They can't even safely fall from that Final Destination gateway roof/bridge/whatever! What?!
Rng on these fall damage.
Sometimes you take damage and sometimes you do not.
@Chess Choco Fan never for hobbit
@Chess Choco Fan why would he tho, he hates them so much
@Chess Choco Fan but he was clearly surprised it survived. Plus every other previously made point.
@@khulmach9662 It sure feels that way
Cap:these things are invincible
Dark peasant and super peasant: am I joke to you
Lol
Dark Peasant and Super Peasant vs hobbit black hole
"Not so tough now, huh"
@@anonymus2583 actually they both can survive a black hole, not sure about multiple, but definitely a single black hole.
Beat my army: 3 shoguns, 20 hoplights, 1 frost giant, 2 artemis, 50 halflings, 2 present elves
easy
nokia 3310 tank
"It doesn't matter! Thor taps the monarchs with his hammer and they drop! He's like 1750, the monarch is 3000 and he drops." *Yep, that just about summarizes Totally "Accurate" Battle Simulator, Cap.*
its funny cuz thor is nowhere near 1750
I thought the monarch wad 2000 and thor was 2500
@@1971taks monarch is 3000
Meanwhile we got ballistas being the god killers for 900 bucks
It's pikeman who him
“The church of the wobbly horse *is now in the clutches of hell!*
In the deeds
Sounds fun
I love that moment.
That was a terrifying moment
Those are some abilities that you can attach to a unit in the unit creator that haven't been used before.
1) The "Shaman Totem?" has "Firestorm" and "Icestorm" attached to it. Those abilities burn/freeze a group of enemy units in the ring it generates. Those particles are a bit of a visual bug left behind after it's cast.
2) The dragon uses "Fire Wave", which is a short range AoE which sets opposing units on fire. This is good for clearing clusters of melee units.
3) The Jester uses both "Assassin poof," & "Self-copy." Respectively, Although "Sensei's Shuriken." Is needed in the next.
Near the beginning when all the abilities were getting added to the unit creator a Pairing of "Assassin poof." & "Self-copy." mixed with "Sensei's Shuriken." Would create a sort of teleportation of the Shuriken around the map.
It should be added "Sensei's Shuriken." Isn't needed just the attack rate of it.
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuyAt the time, the unit creator was still relatively new. Up to that point, the "Firestorm" and "Icestorm" as well as the "Fire Wave" weren't really seen on any of the units he faced (yet).
Now, he's seen pretty much everything.
I'm the person who made the wither, and I'm really happy that you actually downloaded it because I'm a big fan of your tabs series!
I actually made a whole captain sauce themed halfling rebellion campaign, if anyone would be interested in checking it out, I would definitely appreciate it!
What is your tabs name
He didn’t even realize that the ballista didn’t win, the wither won. How?
A god of destruction
I Realized this and went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed
same
i agree it feels like he doesnt look up
The wither is undead with 300 health (in tabs 3000)
Me:yes, another captain sauce tabs video!
Also me:sees a dragon
Me:wait,is this tabs?
Love your vids!!!!!
Tabs has dragons tho, also you should realize that these are unit creator units by now
SPACES PLEASE
@@huang111 It doesn't have real dragons *Tho*
:v
@JERRY ZHENG I’m just saying what I think, this comment just looks like a like farm. Saying something dumb that makes no sense at all, like bro if you really love caps vids then why would you say “Wait is this even TABS”? If you like his vids you would know about unit creator by now and saying “I LoVe YoUr ViDs” every part of that looks like a like farm. I’m no saying that saying I love your vids is bad but every other part of this comment makes it look bad
The gas is poison gas that does damage over time when an enemy is standing inside it.
it effect your team too :/
No crap sherlock.
20:09 “but not quick enough” as he says when the wither wins
Today we'll learning how to slay your dragon with Kratos.
17:21 actually interesting thing to think about
The Void Monarch and the Chronomancers transformation is caused by how much damage they deal off. Their health also resets back full when they transform
Damage isn’t a factor for the chronomancers transformation, it’s completely dependent on how many attacks he gets off
@@angrycrusader1147 Well his attacks are a guaranteed hit even on the Super Peasant so it actually kinda doesn't matter.
Wait isn’t the chronomancer based off of damage taken and void monarch being damage dealt?
@@lalordpheonix7994 no chronomancer transforms when it attacks 8 times. void monarch transforms when it deals 800 damage
Has he forgotten about the dark peasant and super peasant?
Dragon?No no no my Friend I believe it is DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGON
nice I’m second
20:09 it survived
“Oh it’s quick. Real quick. But not quick enough.” He says as the wither wins...
You know when screwed when you have to get a ton of guys with explosive barrels to blow up the enemy to win "fairly".
And still lose.
Day 3 of reminding cap to continue his budget cuts 2 series
I know
he no longer plays VR he quit because it hurt his eyes and had some knee problem or something idk
When he say dat?
@@robloxliveleaks6807 Yes I’d also like to know
@@namelol1175 Im unsure I saw it under another comment on another video and I just remember it
How can the armies of heaven and hell go against the armies of Earth if the armies of heaven and hell I've been going against each other for years
Because religion is just manga and this is the anime adaption
The wither unit is terrifyingly fast imagine someone making a campaign in the dark maps with you controlling one person that one hits things but is super weak. You run around the map looking/ hiding from the wither who will know where you are the entire time while your probably cowering in fear since it’s super fast it’ll be nightmare fuel
Tabs Chess for all faction
There will be 14 battles for you to face off, in each battle you have to face 16 units positioned like chess pieces from different factions. Beat them all.
Rules:
1. You can’t use units from the faction you are facing even if they are classified as secret units
2. You can’t use present elf due to its ability to summon dark or super peasant.
3. You can swap the King and the Queen.
4. You can’t change any unit unless you have beaten them.
Notes:
1. Pawns are not always the weakest unit from the faction.
2. King and Queen are also not the strongest.
3. Your objective is to kill all enemy units, not just the King.
Let’s start
1. Tribal
K- Mammoth
Q- Chieftain
B- Bone mages
N- Raptor riders
R- Stoners
P- Raptors
2. Farmer
K- Tree giant
Q- Scarecrow
B- Potion sellers
N- Harvesters
R- Wheelbarrow
P- Farmers
3. Medieval
K- King
Q- Vlad
B- Cavalries
N- Knights
R- Catapults
P- Executioners
4. Ancient
K- Zeus
Q- Arthemis
B- Snake archers
N- Minotaur
R- Ballista
P- Hoplites
5. Viking
K- Ice Giant
Q- Ullr
B- Jarl
N- Valkyrie
R- Long ship
P- Berserkers
6. Dynasty
K- Samurai Giant
Q- Lady Red Jade
B- Sensei
N- Shogun
R- Hwacha
P- Taekwondo
7. Renaissance
K- Da Vinci Tank
Q- Jouster
B- Hulbert
N- Musketeer
R- Balloon Archer
P- Fencers
8. Pirate
K-Blackbeard
Q-Pirate Queen
B-Captain
N-CLAM
R-Bomb Cannon
P-Blunderbuss
9. Spooky
K-Reaper
Q-Skeleton Giant
B-Necromancer
N-Sword Caster
R-Banshee
P-Vampire
10. Wild West
K- Quick draw
Q- Deadeye
B- Gunslinger
N-Ball n chain
R-Gatling Cannon
P-Cactus
11. Legacy (Part 1 )
K-Super Boxer
Q-Thor
B-Wizard
N-Chariot
R-Tank
P-Pike
12. Legacy (Part 2 )
K- Dark Peasant
Q- Super Peasant
B- Super Boxer
N- Thor
R- Tank
P-Wizard
Congratulation, if you made it through. You are now the Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Chess Master.
Thank you for playing, I don’t have the game so I can’t make a campaign about this or see it how it will end up so please play this, I want to see how it will end up. Also there are some tips to improve your game.
1. Shadow walker teleport to the farthest unit from them so keep that in mind. Their damage increase more they hit(It start of at 75 and max at 1000 after 20 hits)
2. Sensei has a new ability which significantly increases his ability to throw ninja stars when a unit gets close to it.
3. Shogun’s new ability will take out 1/6 of the health of the enemy on top of dealing extra damage.
4. Fires of Mad Mechanic are different; it is called blue flame, does more damage overtime, and doesn’t spread.
5. If you damage void monarch, it will activate it’s teleport ability , his attacks causes a new effect called crimson flames which react same to the blue flames.(I don’t know if they have same dps or crimson flames is better)
6. Celestial aegis bubble will pop when it blocks 500 hit points of damage. The bubble will regenerate after 10 second.
7. Death bringer has dodge ability.
8. Blackbeard himself can take out 2 Ice Giant (rarely 3) with his cannon barrage.
9. There are some new abilities exclusive to unit creator like fire storm, Ice storm, Legacy impale and Rocket barrage.
10. Dark peasant does something interesting when he is against units like catapults, deadeye, stoner, dynamite throwers etc.
11. A cupid arrow will make the super peasant unable to attack or move allowing other units to kill him, same thing happen rarely when a ballooner grabs the super peasant. (Helpful in Legacy (part 2).
12. Necromancer turns giants into skeleton giants.
13. If any friendly unit is inside a solar architect’s circle then it will get healed.
14. Dark peasant has more health than super peasant.
15. Chronomancer transforms when it gets 8 shots, Void monarch transforms when it hits 8 times.
16. Many Ranged units lose accuracy when the opposing units get close to them.
17. Monkey king can extend his staff.
18. Super Boxer has less health then an Ice Giant. (Ice Giant has the 3rd highest health).
19. Don’t use healers with cheerleaders; they will cancel out their effect.
20. Dark peasant is an escaped sword caster. (Conformed by Landfall)
Day 69 of asking cap for more happy Boulder
I get it, 69 funny number haha. But can you not lie about the day you’re on?
Just a joke like of I was on a day it would be zero
You should play `Ice Scream 1: Horror Neighborhood` really good horror game, Day 4 I will continue this until cap plays it.
24:02 That win does not count since you intervened XD
Jester vs Reaper?
Is there a mod that is a reference to “Madness Combat”?
that will be cool
we got Tricky the clown vs Hank
Honestly you could reskin that jester at the end to be tricky without changing any powers and nobody would argue with you
The legend returns once again!
Day 6 of asking captainSauce to finish Budget cuts 2
Or restart it so it makes sense at this point its been months to years since you played it
Cap-How could I kill this thing now.
Me-Just summon the dark peasant
Please like so Cap can see this tip.
The void monarch doesn't transform from getting hit, both the void monarch and the Chronomancer transform after they've landed a certain number of hits/done a certain amount of damage.
The Chronomancer transforms after landing 8 shots, the Void monarch tranforms after doing 1,500 points of damage to enemies.
Hi
Congrats on first
first frog moment
Sauce turned into a demon there for a second.
Snuffy, the Tribal king, and his replacement for when he's gone, the Chieftain. Blumpkin, the son of the Holy Harvester, (he's only called a halfling since he's 12, but has an awesome strategical mind and commands the lower-ranked farmers in battle.) and all other kings of the council. The King, the Holy Harvester and her 5 ice archers (no priests). The Deadeye and her 4 Cacti,
I got my Sauce figurine today and i love it! Thank you CaptainSauce.
Hey that's the dragon I drew when I was 9, always wondered what happened to him
who knows......
Maybe because you created it
I sense this will be top comment
3rd reply
"9" , yeah ,that explains a lot
I can't think of any funny jokes so I have a game suggestion,
Hey captain sause, if you like survival games you should play ark survival evolved, it's a cool game and it's full of really really funny moments, and if not that game I would like to see you resume minecraft :)
MINECRAFTTTT
Minecraft!
He already tried that
@@TheDynamyth he did but it was only 3 episodes
@@bluefire-ph8ln I was talking about ark
11:34 _”I looks like a Building... structure... and it’s straight out of bloons”_
Scaly seems to be enjoying those fish a little too much
A dragon is better than the ender dragon-
Sun tzu; the art of war
Day one of asking cap to bring back the Insatia series.
"Kratos getting the blades of chaos is one of the best moments in history"
The DOOM slayer after relighting his crucible:
As soon as he said this is my last attempt at killing this thing I’m my head I thought “if I’ve learned anything watching his vids it’s that the jester is gonna win.”
Seeing the new captainsause video always makes my day. Good work captain!
You know its gonna be a heck of a day when captainsauce uploads a tabs video
When the Wither wins but Captain Sauce acts as if the ballista won:
:(
The farmers against the dragon is like an npc in rags with an iron dagger fighting a dragon then getting blasted 200m into the air in skyrim
this is the god of war we never asked for
This is the best video I think you have ever made of tabs that I've ever seen in my entire life
Right best video. You managed to find out that this is the best video in a minute?
Ah yes, my favorite pass-time, sending demon to fight wobby horse doing the moon walk
I think it's the Pikemen rather than Thor that are killing void monarchs, the tip of the pike is like a ballista shot
Nope. Its the Thor, saw his hammer shoved up the Monarch's butt
Thor is able to one shot the monarchs
Weird dragons 2021, slay the derpy beast. Great vid
Instructions unclear: The dragon didn’t die and now it has depression but at least he offered to be my oven/microwave
Wow, you have done it, you have completed all campains! Nice job, keep up the good work!
i mean the blade of chaos scene straight up gives me shivers everytime i see it
"Totally accurate battle simulator" killing 100000 Hobbits already breaks the game
Edit:nah spawning 100 mammoths breaking the game automatically
I made a unit called the “Skeleton Army” that multiplies itself infinitely and if you put enough of them against each other and leave it for about 10 minutes it will probably crash the game.
Rawr
*The jester makes a clone*
Cap:"Its like a demonic clone"
Me:"Shadow clone jutsu..."
20:10 “but not quick enough”
Me:
Game: “Blue victory”
The monke king use it vs all factions
Kratos looks like he has a damn skin condition probably from all the people spamming first
Jester was always my favorite Tabs unity(along with snake archer) and it makes really happy to see someone gave it an upgrade!
Two things.
One: It wasn't Thor killing your Void Monarchs, it was the Pikemen.
Two: The Wither won that fight with the ballista. As it got shot the words "Blue Victory!" showed at the top, and while the Wither was black, the ballista was red, so the ballista didn't win, therefore it lost. To the Wither.
The wither boss uses the wither effect to get most of his damage the other damage is well explosions can't play more Minecraft dude
Cap: “He looks like a dragon, but he moves like a fly that got SLAPPED”
Dragon: *sad fly noises*
“Traaauuuugdoooor”
@@squiddy8524 *trogdor
Atleast the dragon does its job well
17:50 just finished god of war on the hardest difficulty. I can only say one thing about that experience, PAIN.
but the graphics and gameplay is just incredible, and you are right about the moment where kratos retrieves the blades of chaos, best moment in video game history. I can't wait for god of war: ragnarok
Cap should definitely start a letsplays channel where he would post single player games like God of War
Play BustinBiz On steam and this is my favorite series thank you for bringing it back so much and another thing is so far I know you like torture yourself with this content but it’s amazing and you have an awesome UA-cam channel keep it up and to me you have the best UA-cam channel in the world you make my day every day I might be feeling sad but you make me laugh every single day so keep up the good work so Captain keep it up like this one too plz guys so cats and Captain can see it and captain if you take this into consideration and read this please it because this came from my brain and my heart to make and I’m honestly amazed by your content so just keep up the good work and keep making me happy keep making me smile keep making me laugh do it for your whole community because that’s why they watch you Captain so thank you I’ve been a veteran of this UA-cam channel for three years I’ve subscribed on three different accounts so yeah thank you
My bad it’s actually bustyBiz
A game recommendation is BustinBiz oh yeah and people like this so he can see it
“Frozen in a line then reheated like chicken nuggets”
Captain sauce 2021
Captainsauce: " it would be creepy if they had a clown unit that turns other units into clowns"
Me: "oh thanks cap for new tabs idea."
I was just watching Return of the King, but I stopped to watch your dragon XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate
Imagine being first...
I know right
Huh
There’s always one of you who says that🤦🏻
Who is cringe?
Couldn't be me
Getting a UA-cam notification: 😐
It's Captainsauce: 🙂
It's a Tab's video: 😃
I heard trogdor and immediately began rocking out to that song. Thank god for Captainsauce and his 100 billion references