Your Suggestions Broke Everything - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 24 кві 2020
- I should have never listened to viewer recommendations.
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Captainsauce: “Now, lets send some horses into space.”
Me: Ah yes, modern entertainment.
EnderMaster 333 lol 😆
I cant like this comment, theres 69 likes and I dont want to disturb the peace
Puglord 320 it has been disturbed let’s make it 420
Yep
me: 0_0
Captain sauce: tries to find something to react to
Balista: *freaks out in the corner*
6:30
I’m really glad someone else noticed that
I'm not the only one that noticed that
COME CUPID WE MUST GO!
He only won because the ballista put the cupid to the tree😄
“Super Nova”
A lot of fireworks and a black hole hobbit
S
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Pop
Supernova is just one word
@@genocidalyoukai7890 ok well
@carterwallacSepiroth?e109
Cap: I haven't found much that works against the reaper
Spear thrower: am I a joke to you?
Ballista: Cap! You've used me countless times!
"Your Suggestions Broke Everything" Specifically, mine, breaking the framerate... Was fun though!
lmao
Poor boy and it has two meanings.
He broke the game so much he broke my computer
;-;
wow, nice
Captainsauce: I don't think humanity has ever made a strategy against explosions
Me: There is it's called more explosions
maybe Freedom?
More like a nuke
Just wow just wow
[insert Fallout siren while Fatman slowly falls down]
the strat: bunkers
"The reaper just kind of runs off the edge and kills himself"
Reaper: I'd rather DIE than feel love!!
Feal *******
@@OriJin. FEEL is the correct term GOT IT
@@alexitech r/wooosh
@@OriJin. what do you mean by that
@@alexitech r/woooosh
Cap's laugh in the intro sounded like a high -pitched dirt bike engine
"Fried"
5 of every fire unit.
Cupid: *stuck behind tree*
Cannon: I have decided that I want to die
He committed die
That Cupid was a genius lol.
SUICIDE IS SUICIDE
Marriontete the puppet .
@@sayonaramusic2104 what does that have to do... with anything that was just said...
The thing that actually happened to the Ballista in the second battle (the third time he battled the same army)
was that when the battle started a Cupid "accidentally" fired an arrow at it and it went crazy and started flipping in the sky and then hit themselves on a rock and exploded
6:30 that ballista went up, up, and away
lol
"Snuffy air raid"
Stacked mamoths with wings.
We need this
We want this
YES
i never knew i wanted it until i saw it
Me too I want to see it
6:30 Ballista: I've found my purpose as a race car so imma head out...
I saw that too lol
How did cap not notice
Lol
Same
🤣
The imortal Snuffy
1 Snuffy
99 priests
Keep in mind: I'm sorry if your computer explodes
random content you’ll have a better chance of him trying on Twitter
the limit is 50 units
@@Lina-un1fj Since when, he's done more than 50 I believe
@@kingvulcoon1752 since always i heard/saw it in a vids
@@kingvulcoon1752 anyway hes not gonna do it because he isnt interested in his frame rate dying
I don't want to die without knowing whether or not a Monkey King can fall in love with one of his illusions.
No, see Mr. Mime is actually Ash’s dad. It’s why Ash never ages. The powers of Mr. Mime prevent it.
James Gong well actually ash never ages because ho-oh granted him immortality *pulls up glasses
Daniel Rodriguez yeah he’s gonna need it to be champion
Shenron Omega but... he’s already champion of alola
@@droppedlotus yes the first and most likely final time he is champion
Wow
Captain Sauce: We haven’t really found any other unit that can beat the reaper.
*cries in spear thrower*
Cries in balista
Cries in reaper, it so fool proof, if two reapers fight a reaper will die.
XD XD XD
Stinker 0610 you can also kill it with 30 fan bearers
and every other ranged unit
I recommend taking control of a unit and using the grab bug power, as I first did today. It's absolutely amazing, breaks the game, and works best on the knight.
Been there. Done that. Made it behind the door 5 months before full release
@@shellshockhkmk7816 Hah, nice
Yeh there was nothing but an empty room
“Anime girl treatment”
30 grim reapers with 10 hay bales
the hay bales should be cupids.
If they Earth was flat, slimes would be spawning.
I had a stroke trying to read this
Egg T. r/youngpeopleyoutube
Joselyn Garrastazu no
E
@@snowythings5567 r/ihavereddit
If you use ballista bolts instead of firework arrows the knock back will first liquify the unit and then will push them through any surface make sure its on superslomotion to see the proceedings
"its the only way you can deal with the grim reaper"
Every ranged unit in the game: BRUH
Especially the spear thrower
Captainsauce: "Then They'll All Just Blow Up Together"
Me: The More The Merrier.
22:56 Snuffies Face: *The face you make when you see 50 tanks outside your door pointing to your door.*
6:25 Did nobody see that ballista having a rave party
The balista was listening to crab rave lol
I was wondering why he didnt see it and was just about to comment
I think he got hit with a cupid arrow 🤣
yes
Last time I saw this comment it had 1 reply
Now it has 4 lol
life lesson with sauce: don't underestimate the wobbly horse. 24:07
They dont have ny wobbly knees to break No! 😂😂
Captain sauce: blista can one shot anything
Painter: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
"I'm not seeing any distinction between holes" 13:16
"Which hole you guys gonna go for? Not the kind of thing you want to say to a priest." 16:20
@@alejandroguevara8455 missed that one.
What about anime treatment
@@jplslo8213 that one was first spoken in previous videos, so I didn't include it.
“I’m not seeing any distinction between holes.” -Captainsauce, 2020
That sounds REALLY bad.
Has anybody noticed that there were 6 hobbits but it said 8 units
@@bengod6247 The Battle didnt end when the Halflings became Black Holes so the answer is obvious
Captainsauce: "I'm going to cheat a little bit."
Me: "you're using 3960 more gold than them..."
Also me": "And you still lost!"
He actually only used 360 more gold.
Tofutitan999 wrong scene dummy
Than what is the time stamp.
M all Has given you the truth. Do what you will.
@@tofutitan9998 I'm replying late but you right homie these people don't know math. it was 360, not 3960. Time Stamp 5:01. Money amount 15,400 and 15,040.
"The possibl-HEHEHEHEHERREEEHEHE"
Me: sauce needs medical intention
cap is having a kindergarten janitor moment
@@tkat6184 0:26
"The giant winged beasts of the apocalypse"
use every giant unit but with wings
6:28
Can we talk about what happened to that ballista
ya what the frik happened
Thinking the same thing
You are alive ???
As a ghost ???
What ???
@@abrahamlincoln1217
Hold on a second
*”undying love”*
Cupid making 2 reapers fall in love
Didn't he show the reaper unable to feel love? Or was the because it was only one?
I don’t know what to name this 100 kings
"Kick ball"
5 Taekwando
5 Jesters
“The most cramped tornado”
Make units huge
Make units spin
Make units have wings
Place an ice giant
Place 10 cheerleaders behind
Lol it is i tested it on tabs haha it was epic
Yeeeeeees!
“ Literally impossible” one punch man
"Eat my dust"
1 bard next to the edge and a hobbit all the way in the back
Die”
25 dark peasants
25 super peasants
I mean it IS impossible so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also: "Boxing Match" Boxer 1V1
I though of a terrible terrible suggestion. I’m sorry Cap in advance if you see this 😂
The Weirdest Wedding
1 Blackbeard (the groom)
1 Pirate queen (the bride)
1 priest (The guy who marries them I don’t know the term specifically sorry)
4 cheerleaders (the bridesmaids)
1 Mammoth (the best man or whatever it’s called)
4 Cupids (flower girls)
A qualified minister, any judge, or a person appointed by the court can perform the ceremony. I looked it up
And I actually really like that idea
@@Wooddchips That sounds.. complicated, it’s about 6 am for me and I have a small brain, sorry 😂😅
But thanks! It’s one of my favorite ideas that I made for tabs because it’s just a little.. off the rails
Basically, the reason Cupids are so effective against the spooky faction is once the Reaper is hit, he turns his tentacles on his own units and kisses the rest once his tentacles are all being used.
Mr. Mime HAS been smashing Ash’s mom, this isn’t new-
*slowly claps* wow
Wyatt Jones it’s true though
does that mean ash is part Mr. mime
cos knowing that asshole, he probably doesn't use protection
Mr mime cut tho
That intro was just a classic tabs moment
Try pausing the game and spawning a bunch of ballista's on one unit. Even in super slow-mo they shoot through the map without a thought about walls.
For every 5 likes 1 more hobbit surrounds you
Oof
4 Hobbit bois so far
Now 6
dangermode 97 5
Oof those likes are going fast
Cap: This is what I get for doubting the wobbly horse
Me: ALL HAIL THE WOBBLY HORSE
"The King And His Army Are Pissed" 1 King. 1 Queen. 20 Knights. 2 Cavalry. 1 Jester. Vs. 30 Hobbits. 10 Farmers. 2 Harvesters. 8 Hay Bales
"mini-gun"
it is literally a mini-gun no need for a mini-gun unit when you have this
one musketeer, 40 cheerleaders
Lmao
E had this before so I don’t think he’s going to do this try one of the other units with a gun or the sword caster because he’s amazing
10 musketeers
that would be amazing
Jesus Crist your insane
I remember when snuffle was the most powerful to captainsauce..then now he just kills them for fun
Wobbly horse
U mean snuffy
I remember when he played pre alpha and called tjay church the church of the wobbley horse i think
What is tjay
@@frozendoge6833 r/youngpeopleyoutube
"Battle in the skies"
15 balloon archers & 10 valkyries
Anyone else miss the cinematic masterpieces of the old tabs that captain made?
I do. Very much so
"The traitors"
1 snuffy
1 wobbly horse
1 zues
50 hobbits
Suggestion: attack helicopter
(Artemis being held up by cap using the God hand)
you know that she could also be given wings right?
Frozenfire darknight that gives everyone wings, which defeats the point
XD PERFECT
like a atomic wedgie
@@clawmaster126noobhunter3 But Artemis is a Woman, which defeats the point of a wedgie.
Beat my army:
"BATTLE OF THE INFINITY"
15 muskets at the back
5 vlads on the front
20 scarecrows at the side
2 ice giant in the middle
20 berserker little bit on the back
10 valkyries
And the most important thing is
1 HOBBIT
with his 2 bodyguard Dave and Bar the BARDS
It has to many units. 50 is the max. You have 72.
@@chrisshaules8954 who says so 😒
@@bronzenoob1733 why our lord and savior CaptainSauce of course
@@bronzenoob1733 0:40
Operation King Cobra
Map: Farmer 1
Border: Circle
Units:
40 Snake Archers surrounding you at the bridge
3 Chieftains in the wheat
Plus: You cannot use siege units or ranged units.
🔻
“Back up, back up”
35 Fencers and 15 Chu Ko Nu
ö ö p s yes
Confusion
5 potion sellers
1 mammoth
2 cupids
Micah Jaque 2 wobbly horses
April 26th was my birthday, and i spent it watching your tabs videos. Thank you for giving me another reason to smile. :)
Captain sauce:sends giant into space
Also captain sauce:ITS LONG GONE AND LONG JOHN
Here's a game recommendation. Goat Simulator, I feel like you'd absolutely love this one
But he play DEEEEEEEEEEERR simulation
@@Hello-wn9eh Yep, he does, that doesn't really matter. Not to mention those two games are extremely different.
@@PaRaDoXTeamTran-jg7zj Well yeah but that doesn't really matter
i have played this game, it is so funny. goats with giant tongues? who would want to miss out!
The game us absolutely crazy
The catapult falls in love with the person running it
15:49 its probably from the pulling force on both sides pulling from both directions and the one on the right was closer
25 archers, 2 cannons, 1 bomb cannon, 10 cupids, 1 ballista, and 35 samurai.
This is a very “accurate” battle simulator
Doom Boi totally
Egg T loli is legal
Nope legal, and not Loli
If she wasn’t legal, then the fbi would be on my ass
Btw don’t ask me he r name because I don’t know it k
“Hobbit harmony”
2 hobbits
1 cupid
Edit: How did this get likes??
The hobbit don't deserve love after what they did
Umm the Cupid won’t shoot his allies
ö ö p s what?
Wh Claus BOI no the cupid is on the same team... u dont know how layouts work do ya
ö ö p s Cupid is on the OTHER SIDE
⬜️🟥
🖱🟥🖱🟦🖱🟦
“The darks betrayal”
2 dark peasant vs 5 reapers
How bout 1 dark peasant and 10 reapers
thats just impossible without the super peasant
How about 10 dark peasant vs 20 reapers
As Cap says "things are going well..." a snuffy slowly stinks into the sand and dies
Captainsauce “Your playing dead right”
Me “hmmmm I thinks he may be in the ground but he probably buried himself”
His vids are so Good I watch them rather then going on the hub true loyalty
Yes you are a strong willed man
We are a legion
No not November is over man...
@@sftf557 yeah but what about Anti-accommodation April
I feel that
0:15 I got a simpleton's cupid stuck in a tree
not enough people are talking about the best combo i have ever seen come from a tabs unit, being that ballista in the corner at 6:28
The reaper doesnt actually have that much hp. He's very strong but can be taken out by a few shots.
Like a billista
Hp go brr
Colin Shaw dude just use like 1 or 2 ballista for like half the press or less you win
@Jae Ekman and archers
He's basically a glass cannon
"Jestey And My Besty"
5 Jesters + 5 kung fu ladies
@Hyper Nevels *taek-won-do
It would of been hilarious if when he sent the horsemen into the sky he put in the "it's raining men" song at 23:59
he never brought up the fact that cupid made the reaper impale his own units. you can see it at 21:47
“The picture”
One painter
You can use only one ranged unit (only) that is less than 1000
Easy, just use Flintlock.
100* not 1000
Hey captainsauce, I’m hoping you’ll play the children’s game “Papa Louie 3: when sundaes attack!” before Adobe Flash decides to kill itself. I know you could make something hilarious out of it. Thanks, love you❤️
Flash will still be there. BUT, it wont get updated.
@@bigfartsaresotasty I see...
@Hecker i am so sorry for misleading you. I truly believed it would stay
It’s really totally accurate when a cannon blows up its own rider lol
Ballista magically flys away 6:28
And he didn't even notice
17:14
Spear throwers: Am I a joke to you?
0:21 and here we have the beautiful cupid tree. A magnificent species indeed.
Jesse Smith Are u a worker in National Geographic?
@@scru3164 I'm part of the plant section in national geographic.
So say if you stab your crush with one of it's branchs they will love you forever
@@xenodrone3367 no, the sap needs to be run through an anglelic filter to get pure love sap in which if the person drinks it. They will fall in love with the person who gave it to them.
I just love when one of the balissatas span and flew away he didn't notice
i have found the most OP strategy in TABS. I call it "Clam Spam". Take control of one of the CLAMS units and as many cheerleaders as possible and get ready for finger pain.
10:07, the Canadian apology.
"SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON"
15 skeleton archers,10 vampire, 2 pumpkin launchers,and 2 Reapers
...send shivers down your spine
i gonna do the flop
@@GA_131 lol
Captain sauce “I think the ballista got blown away”
10 seconds ago ballista “WEEEEEEEEEEE”
suggestion for breaking the game and making your ear holes bleed:
Glitches needed: black hole halfling, developer tools, and invincible units
Get a bunch of headbutters, and one halfling that implodes into a black hole. As the black hole is forming (and before it really sucks anyone in), make sure to spray-fire the headbutters with your fire arrows. Then watch the flaming headbutters get sucked up with the other equally flammable headbutters and listen to the fire spread as the headbutters scream loudly every 0.2 seconds from fire damage and black hole damage. Fun! Your ears will thank me later. Also btw, if you wait long enough, the black hole sucking effect actually does eventually subside, it just takes awhile.
What tabs unites have memory's of every battle
None
Cannon fodder
ace in the hole the one that wins
Mammoth wall:
Small mammoths stacked making a wall like 5 tall 10 wide and then go into settings and make units large instead and have farmer joe make YOU pay for the wall, max of 10k, no black hole hobbits ballistas reapers or cupids if you dont win in 3 tries price limit goes up to 25k then if you still dont after 3 MORE then the price limit becomes 100k
Captainsauce there is only 0% chance this thing is going to kill itself.
BOOM!
It hits the side and kills itself!
Captainsauce laughing.
Cupid: that thing is so stupid!
Cap: ballistas are the only way to deal with the grim reaper
Spear thrower: am I a joke to you
"the world of impossible swords"
10 of all sword characters (if op 5 of them)
and also a reaper (far away for a time limit)
surrounding you.
if you defeat the swords you win. the reaper is optional.
Does that include Sword Master? The floating boy that shoots swords?
Just watched the intro and am already laughing
Same
I started laughing at the thumbnail
That laugh though
Prehistoric Mania:
15 mammoths
10 raptors
1 bone mage
3 raptor riders
Him saying it can one shot anything me realizing this was before the cactus
6:28 ballista is like "I'm out. We are fighting better technology. We are going to lose, and I'm not staying here to us be defeated."
6:28 wtf is the ballista Possessed and cannon sepuku
20:22 The Cupid’s shot at the reapers people he hit with tentacles and he tried to bang his tenticle guy
7:32 I've never heard him laugh so hard
Captainsauce: it's raining horses
Me: hallelujah