Sir Sauce Wasn't Ready For The Dragon - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2021
- Sending a tomato knight to face an all-powerful giant dragon was probably a mistake.
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"it's just meat pounding into meat"
me and the boys on Valentine's day without dates
Frottage, now that's _extremely gay._
If I knew how to make rainbow text I would have done so for the italicized text.
No it’s with the boys
This is an absolute vibe, except it's just me and my alternate personalities watching UA-cam instead.
fr daddy
Respec++
“Cannibalism isn’t exactly the coolest”
-Captainsauce 2021
i have to to strongly disagree
Hmm.... Kidney
@@shtpoststudios5317 *tsk tsk tsk
@@gombomicrowave9489 what deep fried kidney is good. specially that of a human or a human arm drum stick Oooo
“They have jelly bones”
-No they have osteoporosauce
AMAZING
2:41
snuffy's inventory
barrel +10 maneuverability
hobbit:
-500 iq
Im sorry to say, but an average human brain has 86 billion brain cells. 500 is a very, VERY small price to pay.
@@emanwonkon2205 hold on lemme fix this
@@drcubeface oh my god. After 2 years you actually fixed it.
@@emanwonkon2205 LE GASP
He shoulda called "French sauce" "Renaisauce"
Lol I agree,
niceee
Nicee
That’s great
Next we need soviet sauce with vodka in one hand and a ak in the other
“I think saucy science may have gone too far this time, something about a pocket snuffy just seems wrong”
- Sir. Super silky saucy sauce man 2021, the return.
“Sir sauce wasn’t ready for the dragon”
Sir sauce also wasn’t ready to finish the title
More like the dragon wasn't ready for sir sauce.
“Cannibalism isn’t the coolest”- captain sauce, 2021
U copied someone boi
@@Glowstickboi boy*
“And then when the world needed him the most, he released a video
As if he disappeared
He was the last sauce bender
it's not filthyfrank he uploads once every 2 days
thanks for the comment
But what happened to west of loathing???
legend has it sir sauce still exists with us today- in spirit.
He haunts the castle he was killed in front of
He’s still haunting captain sauce a year later for leaving tabs, it was fair why he left but still, he’s getting haunted
"cup a fart and throw it" "a bit of an atomic ass blast" "just keep blowing cheek chunks at him"
these had me laughing for a minute
"When u end up condensing a giant mammal into the size of a toaster, You're gonna end up getting one of those super Balls you win in an arcade". Captainsauce 2021.
Truer words have never been spoken
Now this is a sexy Valentine’s Day episode
Lol
wtf
Well that's one way to phrase it but yeah I guess
*saucy*
@@donaldnieman2922 damm right wtf remove the wt ant thats valentines
I always forget what his intro is but it's just a " What's up guys! *Insert joke here* " and that's it... No wonder I forget.
Lol
"Mom can we buy Captain Sauce"
"We already have Captain Sauce at home"
Captain Sauce at home: 1:19
Well that hurts 😆
i made his face like that to imitate a caveman but yeah pretty accurate
@@afrothunder4131 wait, you made that unit?
@Egg T well I did not know, quite fascinating.
“Disturbingly accurate tomato” why is that disturbing it’s tabs
Correct hehehehe
"Totally Accurate"
smoothly round
Don't you mean old good friend gamato
@@kingcatrhys4013 ummm he’s not trying to type totally accurate battle simulator it’s a joke dummy
Day 16 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
Man your f****** amazing
Exactly like u didn't need to comment thid
He actually did it for 16 days
Do it for 69 or 420 days
U right
Captain Sauce: Well somehow humanity continued
Me: *realizing one of those cheerleaders wasn't a girl*
......
I'm here to tell you that they all weren't chick's
@@RTSmasterZ77 If you're lucky, your lifespan has shortened significantly.
DISCUSTING
plot twist: he knew that
9:34
I don't get it, this is technically an upgrade.
I can imagine the scene where Sir Sauce wins a battle because "you can't see me"
"Who tf an I battling, I'm just seeing a horse with floating weapons. Dear God, they've become too powerful..."
10:42 "KILL ME"
Typical halfling quote
Heh
Heh indeed.
I love how you roll out all these hilarious jokes, and we found out today that he has pecks and abs
Does he?
I think
@@shadonovic of course
Wait what?
I thought the quote “I’m surviving off of chocolate and peanut butter I’m basically a human Reece’s peecies” meant he wasn’t jacked but damn
"pocket snuffy" never thought i'd hear that but now Im wondering how to get one, for a friend obviously.
with the help of a potato's comment i have found out i can pre-order one for my "friend".
Yeah, I was the person that replied that and I wasn't fully informed with the details, I'm just a factory manager, all we know is that we're getting a shipment of "pocket snuffy sponges" to ship off, I'm not 100% sure but if you put it in water for about half a day it will turn into a pocked snuffy.
@@draconic_dreamz3818 Now, by 'pocket snuffy' do you mean a toy, or a *toy* ?
Yea man I work there and their sort of like bath bombs, you put water on them and they expand, pretty interesting.
They’re
@@IndigoStorm27 both
_"we_ are sauce"
_communist noises intensify_
what’s wrong with communism
Yes
@@Afemboywitch hello good sir Gorbachev
@@Afemboywitch _we_ are comrade
@Lolrence and capitalism -is corrupt- *won.*
15:20 sounds like the start of a rick role
Me: about to go to bed then my phone rings
same
"I don't need sleep, I need *captainsauce* "
@@syn_watcher9498 same
Same
12:32 That mammoth on the left side *splat*
Squishy
That ‘fart’ you were talking about is just the new Skyrim shout Cheekius Squeekius.
I love how when one unit flys away cap looks around in his real life office
5:54 He literally made a home-run with that pompom.
The first thing i did when i saw that is go the comments
The legendary battle between Sir Sauce and the Salsa Dragon will shake the world of condiments to it's core.
Hey you got Primordial Cat!
All the tornadoes:
10 cheerleaders with 1 sensei
10 cheerleaders with 1 Da Vinci tank
10 cheerleaders with 1 lady red jaid
10 cheerleaders with 1 mace spinner
(you cannot use siege units, or custom units)
France Sauce: *They Never stood a Chance.*
7:10
Sir-Sauce: "I Shall Smite thy Dragon."
13:13
CaveMan_Sauce: I poke big stick at foes..
Dragon: Tell me about it.
The pocket snuffy beggining made fall on the floor and laugh
Nothing better than some captain sauce after getting rejected on Valentine’s Day
“We can also cup a fart and throw it”
-captain sauce 2021
French sauce was, although french, the first sause kind in their lineage to develop the famous move now known as "the sister fister".
When you were supposed to be asleep two hours ago but suddenly sauce uploads and now sleep is out of the question
Cap I just want to say thank you, I've been having a bad day but before the intro is over I'm laughing so hard that I started to cry. So again, thank you.
The yell sounds like Star Platinum's Standcry for some reason "oraaaa"
Who knew that they had some Team Rocket in there genetics 😂 12:23
bruh this video has existed for only 13 minutes and still has more likes than i have brain cells
But there's only 2 brain cells left
@@hentaiwithsenpaiyeet5457 meaning it already has a lot of likes not that im dumb or anything...maybe
you guys have braincells?
@@eliboyer453 maybe
now this comment has more like than i have followers in tik tok... i have a sad life 😣
Captain sauce: A dragon with no fire breath?
Screen literally showing a someone lit on fire due to the dragon: 15:03
Red team = Captian Sauce's ancestors (Tomato)
Blue team = Professor Jam's ancestors (Blueberry)
I wish Cap and Critikal would do a collab. I feel that their senses of humor would go well together.
These videos always sound like they came out of a card against humanity game, and I am here for it!
teenie snuffies go Brrrrrrrr .... Happy Valentine's day everyone!
Thx
@@josoares2478 you're very welcome! Have a great one!
"Something about a pocket snuffy just seems wrong"
-Captain Sauce
2021
I feel that there are very few scenarios in which cap will not make me at the very least smile thank you cap for making videos and my day
"pocket snuffy"
I want it
We all do
Sorry, it's not out yet, you have to wait a bit until it's on the shelves. You can pre order soon though online.
@Evan Smith second actually
Your gonna have to fight for it
@Evan Smith forgot who and dont wanna scroll through 1000 comments
Captain Sauce: into the sauciverse
Who would be captain sauces nemesis? Captain pumpkin perhaps captain apple carrot?
The common consensus now is that if Cap has found a new Custom Unit that he likes, TABS isn't ready for it
The ending screen is just the best XD every single time it is just a random unit floating around but also its a absolute masterpiece :D
Hope everyone has a great day!
Ok
Shut up demboizgaming
Y e s y o u t o o
I'll try man
@Triston Amador n o I am all ready freezing to death in TEXAS
Finally another tabs video these are my freaking favorite
Every captainsauce tabs video is 10/10 I love it
8:32 his hat turned yellow
#5:54 HOME RUN!
CaptainSauce isnt ready for all the comments coming his way
Cap's got some cult leader vibes on right now
"I am not sauce, we are sauce and we are many"
Captain Sauce is basically making a Sauce for every faction. He has Cave Sauce (Tribal Faction), French Sauce (Renissance Faction), Sir Sauce (Medieval Faction), And Captain Sauce (Legacy?).
Wow it's amazing how far tabs has come.
Cap:”We’ve got some guards that don’t look pleased that I’m murdering people off the streets.”
Me:Ya would’ve thought they came on episode 2 of tabs but ok😂👌
You make me so my happier sauce, my dad got the virus a few days ago.. he’s now in the hospital and in the ICU. I cry myself to sleep not having him around. But I watch your vids and I laugh and forget my troubles. Thank you
“High-fives all round” Jacksepticeye would like to have a word with you.
i love how he forgot to type “totally accurate battle simulator”
“Even the length and girth of the stick is accurate” me: oh yeah the Speer is nice too
“speer”
"Houston... we have a problem...there's a baby mammoth in space"
"Wait...WHAT!?"
15:30 so no one gonna talk about that rickroll
"I want to see horses broken"
Sauce, the horses don't have bones
r u b b e r
Listen, sauce. Your videos consistently make me laugh on a bad Day, and I want to tell you that I also LOVE this game. Thank you for inspiring me to not commit halfling
Hearing the words 'Sir Sauce' just made me explode with euphoria.
You heard it here first folks, "Cannibalisms isn't exactly the coolest" -CaptainSauce 2021
It's been so long since I've seen someone play Tabbs - the nostalgia
No offense but its TABS not "TABBS"
Nobody:
The intro: DENSE SNUFFY
U right
I like how he added lore to this.
I like how whenever something in a game goes flying into the air he looks up at the ceiling as if it will be there.
4:12 sounds like hes yelling "ORA"
When you found out that the video you thought was 2 months ago is 2 years ago
What vid?
@@Appleman-ty6hg The poop shack one
House flipper
Legendary Sauce, you are very saucey especially with those surviving cheerleaders XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate
captainsauce:*sells pocket snuffie*
me:I'll take your entire stock
We need a bulldozer in TABS asap.
5 seconds in and I’m watching sauce put mini snuffy into space.
Lol
13:46 is that a Jacksepticeye reference
This might be the best TABS video yet
More captainsauce: Yes
More tabs: YES
More snuffy: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeeesssss I agreee
he still forgot to put "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" at the end of the title lol
Edit: he did it
@Egg T why are you always in a random comment?
Hi CaptainSauce I just wanted to tell you I love your videos I loved your battle cats series I watched the whole series so keep uploading or im gonna go crazy in depression during Quarantine so keep up the hard work.
Top ten anime betrayals.
1. Snuffy teaming up with Hobbit
how about you check out my unit called "god's servant"
Snuffy is the best creation ever he is just the fuzzy muppet we all needed
I love whenever you play Tabs. It’s always so much fun.
Please don’t ever stop Sauce, your absolutely amazing man! Keep it up! 😊
I really hope he tries those swat team factions and then make them fight the stupidest abominations.
I’m finally first btw love the vids
6:07 ok you can't tell me that wasn't just jotaro saying ora
I will not
Baby Mammoth: Exists
Captain Sauce: Pocket Snuffy
Too perfect
When ur early and u don’t know what to say
Uhh good luck
Thank you for posting daily you are the first person I search up when ever i go on to UA-cam i wish I could show my epeshashon more
I made a faction you could mess around with if you want. It's called the Laser Faction. I tried to make it look like it would be in the normal game. I'm also making secret units for it, but that isn't finished yet.
I love how he follows the pokfy (poket fluffy) like he was trowed in irl. ❤