John Waters: Mr. Know-It-All | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @taraniso
    @taraniso 5 років тому +56

    John Waters is never a bad guest. Every television appearance he's gold.

  • @francisjo3
    @francisjo3 5 років тому +249

    Funniest guest on the show for as long as I can remember. Waters is an American treasure!

    • @williamb1851
      @williamb1851 5 років тому

      American treasures aren’t gay

    • @francisjo3
      @francisjo3 5 років тому +17

      @@williamb1851 You're so homophobic you eat bananas sideways.

    • @oakskid01
      @oakskid01 5 років тому +10

      @@williamb1851 Explain Neil Patrick Harris, George Takei, Jim Parsons, and more. In the real world, people are dynamic and not everyone is hetero. Praise diversity, don't hate it.

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 5 років тому +4

      @@williamb1851 you may not believe people aren't born gay (I don't), you may believe people are stupid to let their 4yr old chose their sex (they are), but the man is funny.
      The Bible says God loves us all...That includes those people you don't like.
      And for the record, every gay person I know (trans also) are the sweetest people I've met. They don't judge you.
      Btw, unless you've only had sex with one person in your life, and that must be your spouse, you are no better.

    • @michaelocchipinti8265
      @michaelocchipinti8265 5 років тому +2

      @@williamb1851 how do you even show your face you hateful thing?

  • @ffeffashgrove
    @ffeffashgrove 5 років тому +115

    John Waters is a legend. And rightly so.

  • @jeremybow604
    @jeremybow604 5 років тому +111

    "Speaking of turds!" Everything John said was incrementally funnier than the last. He's definitely one of the funniest people alive.

  • @lisa0795
    @lisa0795 5 років тому +109

    John Waters is a legend.

    • @grantmarcus5675
      @grantmarcus5675 5 років тому +5

      A legend is good--But why not president? He may be just the right-timed-ticket to run against Trump, you know, a gay Indie film director runs against a reality host who's out to fire you. And who better to make a fine ass out of Trump, than John Waters. Can you imagine those debates, when Trump says, "But this guy has no experience."

    • @lisa0795
      @lisa0795 5 років тому +2

      @@grantmarcus5675 That would be the best thing ever lol. John with his witty comebacks, Trump won't know what's hit him.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +3

      Lisa 079 if only we could get one more movie out of him starring his dream star Meryl Streep

    • @lisa0795
      @lisa0795 5 років тому +1

      batgurrl That would be amazing. 👍

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +1

      Lisa 079 yes it would but I don’t think it will ever happen sadly

  • @aprilgostin9576
    @aprilgostin9576 5 років тому +181

    John is so quick-witted and funny that Bill can hardly keep up with the interview.

    • @alexhartan
      @alexhartan 5 років тому +5

      At 73 he is a legit beast

    • @oakskid01
      @oakskid01 5 років тому +6

      Right? The Man needs a show xD

    • @hardcorehouse
      @hardcorehouse 5 років тому +5

      Your appreciation for John, coupled with Bill’s deference, has confused you in to thinking they’re anything other than equals. Don’t see any issues keeping up actually; Bill’s just very respectful, understandably as he’s amusing.

    • @aprilgostin9576
      @aprilgostin9576 5 років тому +4

      I'm not confused and do not feel Bill is anything but enjoying the banter. No insult tucked into this simple comment.

    • @chartaiwan
      @chartaiwan 2 роки тому

      He is such a genius. Crazy talented

  • @lindaabrahamsen1377
    @lindaabrahamsen1377 5 років тому +101

    He's so funny. Please bring him back again soon!

    • @seth1455
      @seth1455 5 років тому

      he must be an acquired taste, didn't find him funny at all

  • @dee398
    @dee398 5 років тому +129

    I can’t stop laughing, I love this guy😂😂😂

  • @Bklynviathebridge
    @Bklynviathebridge 5 років тому +57

    One of the funniest, wittiest men on the planet. Hilariously so.

  • @marcelliswilliams7136
    @marcelliswilliams7136 5 років тому +22

    I love John Walters so much. He just "GET IT" and his sense of humor is so quick!

  • @SlickShow
    @SlickShow 5 років тому +24

    "...We do recruit: 'There's one...get him!'"

    • @jeffclement2979
      @jeffclement2979 5 років тому +1

      Homophobes worst nightmare!
      I'm weeping

  • @bitbugsbyte
    @bitbugsbyte 5 років тому +20

    OMG! I am still laughing! Especially that last joke! Right on John Waters! Divine Comedy!

  • @MRayner59
    @MRayner59 5 років тому +112

    "It's not called Hide Business." Oh, snap.

  • @johndavis6119
    @johndavis6119 5 років тому +24

    Love my fellow Baltimorean, John Waters. I met him once. Also grew up a block away from Mink Stole. Her brother was a friend and classmate.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +2

      John Davis I hate you I am jealous😍

    • @johndavis6119
      @johndavis6119 5 років тому

      batgurrl That’s life in the big city, dear. You never know who you will meet while at work.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +2

      John Davis I actually have lived in Brooklyn NY my whole life and for ten years I worked in a building in which cnn had 4 floors and they had a ton of celebrity interviews and I was always riding in elevators with famous people BUT John Waters is a legend as you know and his regulars like Mink Stole are much cooler to be than the likes of the pretty huge celebrities I saw in the 90s when I worked there like Joan Rivers. Howard Stern, Alec Baldwin, Gwen Stephanie blah blah. The only celebrity I have been in huge awe of in recent years is John Waters now that Bowie is gone☮️🌷

    • @johndavis6119
      @johndavis6119 5 років тому

      batgurrl I know the feeling. He sort of defines Baltimore and a large subculture. My ex-wife was an extra in hairspray. The person walking to the back of the bus when it picked up the two starring couples. I can only imagine what your work day was like. Waters is a nice, humble guy in person, while buying a candy bar for the drive home.(I worked at a 7-Eleven). Tell me more about you?

    • @gina_st.george
      @gina_st.george 3 роки тому

      @@johndavis6119 That makes two of us! It makes me so happy to know that John, who was once considered "underground", is so widely loved and appreciated. I used to be a manager at Record and Tape Traders on Charles Street, and he was one of our regulars. Such a kind, down to earth guy.

  • @ttjohns4821
    @ttjohns4821 5 років тому +28

    Most people don't even know him but John Waters is actually a national treasure.

    • @ttjohns4821
      @ttjohns4821 5 років тому +2

      @Sas Man Oh lord dude you're young. I am a little young to have seen Pink Flamingos when it first came out but I did see it in the early 80s at the midnight movie. He's the master of trash. Love him.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +2

      TT Johns more people know him than you might think. The man is s friggin legend. No one cooler I can think of off hand

  • @ShannaRiley
    @ShannaRiley 5 років тому +24

    Dear gods, I love that man. Long live, John Waters.

  • @MrQlife
    @MrQlife 5 років тому +31

    First time I see Bill at a loss for words 😂

  • @rayraysphone
    @rayraysphone 5 років тому +6

    This man is an icon. Thank you for having him on. His humor and wit has not changed in decades.

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому

      RayRays Phone oh yeah he is the best

  • @druehood-mcfadden5465
    @druehood-mcfadden5465 5 років тому +6

    I stopped watching Bill Maher long ago, but when I saw Waters was on I had to watch. What a beautifully filthy human being.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +156

    John Waters: Effing the ineffable since 1964.

    • @bazerger6258
      @bazerger6258 5 років тому

      Ah, 'ineffable', was reading 'uneffable' for a moment.

  • @riparianlife97701
    @riparianlife97701 5 років тому +27

    John Waters is no longer shocking. That makes me so happy.

  • @JasonSum1979
    @JasonSum1979 5 років тому +3

    John Waters is the last of a dying breed so smart doesn’t play to anyone very honest and real... Luv him

  • @loganmcguire8317
    @loganmcguire8317 5 років тому +49

    fully supportive of older folks taking acid

  • @robbielex
    @robbielex 5 років тому +25

    John Waters could do stand-up. Effing sharp wit!

  • @TheWheelchairGuy
    @TheWheelchairGuy 5 років тому +64

    Who is paying for the wall?
    Mexico
    Mexic
    Mexi
    Mex
    Me

    • @catalinacurio
      @catalinacurio 5 років тому +1

      trump trolls it’s you, it’s you, what ya gonna do?
      Cuckold by an orange du, what are ya gonna do?
      Now it’s time to pay your dues 💵 💵

    • @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi
      @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi 5 років тому

      Your Answer
      America
      Ameri
      Ame
      A
      Moron.

    • @grantmarcus5675
      @grantmarcus5675 5 років тому

      The f----g idiocy in your "clever" question is, that there has to be a wall. FUCK the wall.

    • @grantmarcus5675
      @grantmarcus5675 5 років тому

      @John Doe John Doe means your not. You're one of those fucking corporate billionaires staying anonymous to laugh at an unfunny remark at our expense. So fuck you

  • @arnoldganuza861
    @arnoldganuza861 5 років тому +19

    The perfect segues Bill and John. This is one of the best shows ever, hands down.

  • @koalabear8784
    @koalabear8784 5 років тому +4

    I can watch Bill's reaction to Waters' "turd" comment on a continuous loop and keep smiling all day.

  • @Krieky
    @Krieky 5 років тому +4

    Some folks should just be regulars on this show!

  • @behavior852
    @behavior852 5 років тому +16

    I remember tripping on Pink Flamingos.

    • @behavior852
      @behavior852 5 років тому +2

      @John Doe Pink Flamingos is John Waters masterpiece. Tripping, well, psychotropics.

    • @crysstoll1191
      @crysstoll1191 5 років тому

      Behavior Wow, that’s hardcore, bet it was equally hilarious and gross. Fun.

  • @Amber90125
    @Amber90125 5 років тому +14

    John Walters was freaking hilarous on Real Time he had me laughing out load.

    • @patrickhamel2756
      @patrickhamel2756 5 років тому +1

      I’d love to hear his quick reply to the typo.

  • @bigworm2129
    @bigworm2129 5 років тому +4

    Reminds me of when he guest starred on The Simpsons. He was quick and witty as hell even in cartoon form!

  • @danielsarn3823
    @danielsarn3823 5 років тому +2

    "A Dirty Shame" "Pecker" and "Hairspray" are fucking hilarious films, love John's films and his crazy sense of humour.

  • @hobbicles28
    @hobbicles28 5 років тому +6

    The first John Waters movie I saw was “Serial Mom”
    After that I began to watch every movie he made. I discovered in each movie a deeper meaning.
    That is the gift John Waters continues to bring.
    Love him.

  • @mammamathews
    @mammamathews 5 років тому +13

    I adore this man! John Waters is so funny. “Speaking of turds....”

  • @jeffclement2979
    @jeffclement2979 5 років тому +1

    "I thought it was a hedge
    But it was a person!" I'm weeping

  • @jaynetaylor6048
    @jaynetaylor6048 5 років тому +1

    I Love Love Love John Waters. I watched this episode on HBO and I am watching again. John has me laughing so loud at my desk at work. He is hilarious. I love him. I wish he got to talk longer. John was the best part of the show.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 5 років тому +3

    He is always charming and interesting in the dozens of interviews I have watched with him. The man is a legend. If only he would just make one more movie I would be happy!

  • @adarsh7914
    @adarsh7914 5 років тому +6

    The funniest guest yet😂😂😂

  • @knitterscheidt
    @knitterscheidt 5 років тому +12

    being a gay of a prior generation, well perhaps several generations, Waters is the "go straight to he!!" guy we loved

  • @ViFabulous
    @ViFabulous 5 років тому +2

    I've never seen a guest leave Bill speechless so many times. lol

  • @AlastorsShadowDemon
    @AlastorsShadowDemon 5 років тому +47

    😂😂😂 John Waters is a great human.

    • @AlastorsShadowDemon
      @AlastorsShadowDemon 5 років тому

      @John Doe
      Of course he's anti-woman. He's gay. 😂

    • @grantmarcus5675
      @grantmarcus5675 5 років тому +1

      @John Doe I think you'll find that gays, like Waters love women more than most straight men do, you know, the men who always want to put women in their place, and make sure they don't even have any say over their own bodies. I mean even Joe Biden was against the woman's right to choose. Of course, Biden is just a neocon with a 'D' befoe his name. It makes sense. He's from Delaware, the corporate welfare state.

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 5 років тому +1

      John Waters is no longer shocking, he's simply funny. That makes me so happy.

    • @daakrolb
      @daakrolb 5 років тому

      Except for the perverted abomination of screaming homosexuality.

    • @AlastorsShadowDemon
      @AlastorsShadowDemon 5 років тому

      @@daakrolb
      I adore the"screaming" homosexuality. Nothing wrong with the man being himself. It's not an abomination either.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 5 років тому +16

    This entire segment is filled with Acid

  • @jeffclement2979
    @jeffclement2979 5 років тому +1

    Oh God! He's on fire here
    Never better
    Love that man!

  • @alonzocalvillo6702
    @alonzocalvillo6702 5 років тому +2

    This guy really reminds me of Klaus Nomi. He would be about the same age had he was still alive.

  • @thehouseofcm
    @thehouseofcm 5 років тому +2

    His movies were the bomb y'all should check em out.

  • @jessicahope9744
    @jessicahope9744 5 років тому +2

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, John Waters is a God.

  • @jo19479
    @jo19479 5 років тому +1

    I love honesty! AND wisdom that comes with honesty is the BEST! Acid in the old days was/is different than it is today...hallucinogens in the 60's much different then today, as some are laced with dangerous chemicals today, might have been then too, you just had to trust your friends that sold it in those days... Don't and wouldn't do any today, been there, done it...

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 5 років тому +16

    Reading the comments is fun, thanks lovely people. 😊💙💙💙

  • @topsypart2880
    @topsypart2880 5 років тому +7

    Love John Waters.

  • @akinwumioyebade5395
    @akinwumioyebade5395 5 років тому +7

    John waters still hilarious AF 😂

  • @annetteechevarria3887
    @annetteechevarria3887 5 років тому +4

    I hope my local library has a copy🤓

  • @gina_st.george
    @gina_st.george 4 роки тому +1

    I used to manage a local music store here in Baltimore, and John Waters was a regular customer of ours. He was so kind and charming...but he hated for people to make a fuss over him. We were known for having "misfit" type employees, which he loved, and the more unique you were, the more likely you would be to have him ask you for help.

  • @84paratize
    @84paratize 5 років тому +4

    If people get wiser when they get older, then DT must be the Benjamin Button of wisdom.

  • @axjohn
    @axjohn 5 років тому

    It doesn’t get any better than this!

  • @axnyslie
    @axnyslie 5 років тому +4

    Stonewall riots began on June 28, 1969 Judy Garland died June 22, 1969. Close but not the same date.

    • @whattheflyingfuck...
      @whattheflyingfuck... 5 років тому +1

      maybe her funeral, what i mean is:
      **hysteriaon** leave miss waters alooooooone **hysteriaoff*

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 5 років тому +2

    Books in the bathroom 😂🤣

  • @JohnLee-ue6gy
    @JohnLee-ue6gy 5 років тому +2

    The pencil 'stache has evolved all the way to a smoky philtrum.

  • @lisa0795
    @lisa0795 5 років тому +6

    I love this man. 😂

    • @lisa0795
      @lisa0795 5 років тому

      @John Doe hilarious

  • @SandSoaked1
    @SandSoaked1 5 років тому +1

    John Waters is a gift!

  • @sagardia8891
    @sagardia8891 Рік тому

    What a great suit Waters wears!!

  • @eileenrivers3822
    @eileenrivers3822 5 років тому +8

    John Waters is so adorably inappropriate! And he's naturally quick, relaxed and comfortable enough to be himself no matter where he is and who he is surrounded by.

  • @allisonyoung4007
    @allisonyoung4007 5 років тому +2

    RIP Divine!

  • @asyabey
    @asyabey 5 років тому

    My FAVORITE quote of John Waters!!!

  • @zcosmos9
    @zcosmos9 3 роки тому +2

    Waters is my Pasolini

  • @TheGoodfella2012
    @TheGoodfella2012 5 років тому +1

    This made me happy.

  • @TREALAH
    @TREALAH 5 років тому +7

    That gay old man killed it!
    😂🤣😂🤣😅

  • @RAE10182504
    @RAE10182504 5 років тому +2

    John waters is such a wonderful person.

    • @KayAmooty433
      @KayAmooty433 5 років тому +1

      I was just thinking how joyful he always seems. He has a joie de vivre! I adore him.

  • @richmotroni
    @richmotroni Рік тому

    "Stormy Daniels' lawyer is handsome and will do well in jail." Now that's funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bushwickbaby
    @bushwickbaby 4 роки тому

    Oh John Waters, how I love thee!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @nadiamccall4311
    @nadiamccall4311 3 роки тому +1

    i am now dropping Mandela from my preferred dinner guest list and adding John Waters -- I'm sorry Nelson but this man could light up a medium sized country with his spirit.

  • @synocrat601
    @synocrat601 4 роки тому +1

    John is a fucking national treasure.

  • @ZobethC
    @ZobethC 5 років тому +1

    I never thought I would see the day that John Water would become America’s sweet funny old guy. I mean anyone remember Pink Flamingos? 😂 Such a national treasure he is.

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 років тому +4

    Every time I see him, I feel shocked because I always think he's passed away for some reason.
    But nope. Like Elton John's zombie, he keeps cruising in fabulous style

  • @mark-j-adderley
    @mark-j-adderley 5 років тому +15

    Mr. Waters: YES YES YES.
    “ ... you just did acid for the first time, - not for the FIRST time ...”
    ... speaking of turds.

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Рік тому

    Love that man! 😻

  • @jokeybob
    @jokeybob 5 років тому

    One of the best guests ever had on. Couldn't stop laughing. Wish he'd make one last movie.....

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 5 років тому +1

    I never knew he was such a fun and funny guy! I've got to deep-dive into his career now.

    • @ShannaRiley
      @ShannaRiley 5 років тому +1

      You won't be disappointed.

    • @jeffclement2468
      @jeffclement2468 Рік тому

      It's well worth it. He's one the funniest and brightest people alive.

  • @cinepotente
    @cinepotente 8 місяців тому

    Bryan Johnson, this is how real eternal youth is

  • @jboy777slate2
    @jboy777slate2 2 роки тому

    This is art within within it self

  • @markdavidmoore62
    @markdavidmoore62 5 років тому +4

    It’s not dementia, I’m trippin! Now that’s funny!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому

      and my new Catch Phrase!!

  • @markydark8286
    @markydark8286 3 роки тому +1

    John waters is the man!

  • @exquisiteevagrywalsky6546
    @exquisiteevagrywalsky6546 5 років тому +194

    “Speaking of turds”!🤭😂🤣😅😂😪👍🏼💯
    Now that was effing funny!!!

    • @codymackniak6328
      @codymackniak6328 5 років тому +4

      I totally agree 👍👍

    • @Enigmism
      @Enigmism 5 років тому +2

      Came to the comments for this comment. Thank you 😎. Funny AF

    • @grantmarcus5675
      @grantmarcus5675 5 років тому +1

      BM: "Let's talk about the presidential race." John Waters: "Speaking of turds."---- If it's Joe Biden running against Donald Trump, it's not only going to be another shitty establishment election, where you can't tell Republicrats from Demicons, it's going to be diarrhea, or the front runners giving us the runs. The only difference we'll be, we'll have to eat it for another 4 years.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂
      Even Bill was shocked.
      Damn Mr Waters, you got wrong name. It should've been "Burns".

    • @innerpowerup
      @innerpowerup 5 років тому +1

      Legendary shit! Pun intended.

  • @arthurharrison1345
    @arthurharrison1345 5 років тому

    "That's coming!" LOLOL

  • @worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054
    @worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054 5 років тому +7

    I love John, he reminds me how great laughable gay friends were before they got bitter.. I wish this humour never dies.. To those friends in Venezuela that changed, watch this man, a real example how to keep a spirit alive no matter what

    • @worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054
      @worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054 5 років тому +1

      @John Doe no. This fine sense of humour was exactly displayed only on gays back at home, even better because we used to laugh till we cried. The struggle killed it in South and North America, even in Europe

    • @worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054
      @worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054 5 років тому

      Speaking of turds.. Hahahahahha it was hilarious hahaha lol

  • @stoneyll
    @stoneyll 5 років тому +2

    John Waters is Gawd~!

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 5 років тому +1

    As the great sage, Homer J Simpson said whenJohn was on the Simpsons: "I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!"...love me some John Waters. A true American hero.

  • @LindyK
    @LindyK 5 років тому +1

    The best!!

  • @zoremapachuau
    @zoremapachuau 5 років тому +1

    Watched it while moving my bowels. 👍🏼😊

  • @jessmason4720
    @jessmason4720 5 років тому

    😂😂 Oh man I needed that laugh

  • @hatelovebowel4571
    @hatelovebowel4571 2 роки тому

    I love seeing John Waters go to a straight white guy show and make them speechless😂😂😂😂Colbert, Meyer and Maher!

  • @mathiasmorqubus
    @mathiasmorqubus 5 років тому

    Love it. 🌈

  • @katyavinogradova7688
    @katyavinogradova7688 4 роки тому

    how can you not love John Waters?!

  • @philliph8991
    @philliph8991 5 років тому +3

    Maher been on a roll lately. Fantastic line of shows. Whoever is writing this season, Keep them! Pay them whatever they want.

    • @genghiskhan9269
      @genghiskhan9269 5 років тому

      Writing what? Did you read that off a tshirt? DIPSTICK

    • @philliph8991
      @philliph8991 5 років тому

      @John Doe who put down its leader?

    • @philliph8991
      @philliph8991 5 років тому

      @@genghiskhan9269 this must be the real genghis khan

    • @philliph8991
      @philliph8991 5 років тому

      @John Doe bill has his budget needs met. Lol

    • @philliph8991
      @philliph8991 5 років тому

      @John Doe pretty sure i am talking to Bill Maher lol

  • @martinsesama3462
    @martinsesama3462 3 роки тому

    John is a legend

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 5 років тому +1

    "Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough," is the quote he was looking for.

  • @susiefairfield7218
    @susiefairfield7218 5 років тому +2

    Acid! Jerry Garcia quotes! Made this hippie's night

  • @rociobany290
    @rociobany290 5 років тому

    Never a truer person of self & others ... genuineness galore * and soooooo funny !!

  • @pamelab8123
    @pamelab8123 5 років тому

    That guy is FUNNY! 🤣

  • @antfactor
    @antfactor Рік тому

    ... There's ONE... get 'em!! 🤣

  • @sliverscreen
    @sliverscreen 5 років тому

    John Waters! Such a hero!