Jim Cornette on CM Punk's Comments About Bryan Alvarez and Yenta Bixenspan's Involvement

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  • @J1R629
    @J1R629 Рік тому +1057

    This might be one of the all time great JCE segments. We went from burying Bryan Alvarez to Brian Last delivering a great verbal disembowelment of Bixenspan.

    • @kamfisher1714
      @kamfisher1714 Рік тому

      Wrestling “journalists” are simply the worse thing

    • @kamfisher1714
      @kamfisher1714 Рік тому +10

      They are and they’re bias is ridiculous

    • @james2651
      @james2651 Рік тому +45

      That's why the 6:05 Superpodcast is so good. Apart from the wrestling history and interviews, there's so much dirt on the peripheral personalities of the wrestling business.

    • @james2651
      @james2651 Рік тому +33

      ​@@kamfisher1714 They're not "bias". They have their opinions. The nature of opinions is that they appear to be on a 'side'.

    • @kamfisher1714
      @kamfisher1714 Рік тому +25

      @@james2651 They’re biased. I’m still waiting on that massacre that Alvarez said was going to happen.

  • @johnnygrind77
    @johnnygrind77 Рік тому +223

    "Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the f--k off.” - Richard Pryor

    • @24magiccarrot
      @24magiccarrot Рік тому

      Move to Scotland we have drunk kids that are pissed the fuck off.

    • @BenTIStudios
      @BenTIStudios 6 днів тому

      And it's one of the biggest myths kids yes. Drunks now, or pisses off people.
      Often they just know where to hurt the person the most, and say that.

  • @SnerdWilliams
    @SnerdWilliams Рік тому +200

    After years of training, Brian has become Jim, and Jim couldn't be any happier. This was a great rant.

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 11 місяців тому +6

      21:48 "He's not a journalist, He's barely a yooman being.... you have nothing; your parents have nothing"

  • @jaycarwile1522
    @jaycarwile1522 Рік тому +456

    Came for the Cornette commentary...stayed for the Brian Last promo.

    • @thesupervisor3270
      @thesupervisor3270 Рік тому +3

      Yeah but he didn’t keep that same energy with Kenny Bolin and Kenny just buried him on Dutch show last week

    • @JoseMiranda-gj4pq
      @JoseMiranda-gj4pq Рік тому +29

      @@thesupervisor3270 probably because no one cares what Bolin has to say about anything.

    • @nickhughes8179
      @nickhughes8179 Рік тому

      Kenny Trollin is full of shit and everyone knows it. He also had a thing for hiring teenagers.

  • @jamesmcv
    @jamesmcv Рік тому +612

    Color me shocked that the wrestling "journalism" industry is full of bizarre incel types. Brian's rant was a 9 out of 10.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty Рік тому +55

      Would have got the extra star if it was in the Tokyo dome.

    • @pleaseshutup7053
      @pleaseshutup7053 Рік тому +70

      @@iBmEVanquisher Brian is paid to give his opinion and doesn’t pretend to be an objective journalist big difference clown. When you run a podcast you are expected to give an opinion

    • @madhatter8508
      @madhatter8508 Рік тому +59

      @@iBmEVanquisher Brian Last is a mark, but he knows he's a mark. Alvarez and Bixenspoon think they're a part of the wrestling business

    • @WallyHays
      @WallyHays Рік тому +27

      The calm “Let’s move on with the show, Jim” at the end killed me.

    • @misterpinkandyellow74
      @misterpinkandyellow74 Рік тому +4

      So he is married, but he is an incel? So that means CM punk is an incel then.

  • @HunterJohnson-yc5zr
    @HunterJohnson-yc5zr Рік тому +594

    I bet Jim was sitting there like a proud dad hearing Brian's rant lmao

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Рік тому +60

      The student has become the teacher.

    • @TomFoolery350
      @TomFoolery350 Рік тому +47

      I had no idea that Brian had so much vinegar in him. I'm very impressed 😂👍

    • @t.jefferson6365
      @t.jefferson6365 Рік тому +20

      Agreed!!! You can hear the pride in his voice!

    • @D1Fring
      @D1Fring Рік тому +34

      Lol when Jim even said “I’ll just mute myself” 😂

    • @RealColdG
      @RealColdG Рік тому +7

      Definitely 😂😂😂

  • @Tim85-y2q
    @Tim85-y2q Рік тому +447

    I used to like Alvarez, but he's embarrassed himself by becoming a total water carrier for The Elite during this entire Fiasco. Say what you will about Punk, but he has the balls to say what he thinks even when it might not be prudent or diplomatic to do so. He's a real one.

    • @alexk3047
      @alexk3047 Рік тому +27

      All he ever does was yell at everyone and talk trash about everyone. At one time he was bragging about some Karate belt...Karate belt my @$$ he probably got it from his kids pre school😂😂 but he does have a bit of a smart mouth for a hobbit from middle earth😂😂

    • @Justin-AL
      @Justin-AL Рік тому +10

      @@alexk3047 if this is not a joke comment that you have a bot going around saying every time someone mentions keywords in a comment on UA-cam, then you have a very sad life

    • @theseventhhokage289
      @theseventhhokage289 Рік тому +24

      ​@@Justin-AL what's your problem his comment has nothing to do with you, you just want to start an argument just to argue leave the man alone!

    • @alexk3047
      @alexk3047 Рік тому +18

      @The Seventh Hokage thank you, for some reason UA-cam deletes my comment so I have to be very careful on what I put down. And I think Justin has a really S😥d life if he's trying to start arguments in the comment section on UA-cam, that's pretty S😥d.

    • @J1R629
      @J1R629 Рік тому +16

      I lost respect for him and his Brutus Beefcake Vinny for how they made fun of Kerry Von Erich.

  • @ProWrestlingBits
    @ProWrestlingBits Рік тому +230

    David Bixenspan loves using big words because he's not allowed within 1,000 feet of little words.

    • @ProWrestlingBits
      @ProWrestlingBits Рік тому +2

      David was accused of PPP fraud. I don’t believe it. If Bix really had an extra $7,000, CVS would be sold out of chloroform.

    • @ProWrestlingBits
      @ProWrestlingBits Рік тому +42

      David has Dungeons and Dragon energy, and by that I mean how many women does he drag in dungeons.

    • @marlinmealer6506
      @marlinmealer6506 Рік тому +13

      I thought dragging Women in Dungeons was a Lagana trait?? Is Yenta even capable of carrying a Midget?

    • @ProWrestlingBits
      @ProWrestlingBits Рік тому +18

      David Bix has sent almost 240,000 tweets. Nobody will date him, so Tweeting all day is the only way he’ll ever have a TYPE.

    • @williammitchell4417
      @williammitchell4417 Рік тому +4

      Does David at least enunciates??

  • @rotomwash0355
    @rotomwash0355 Рік тому +248

    "At least he's going through proper channels."
    Jim Cornette is a comedy genius. We all know this but today i celebrate him.

  • @keito9158
    @keito9158 Рік тому +336

    Even if you hate CM Punk's fucking guts, any honest person would admit that at this point it's obvious there is an extreme anti-Punk sentiment in the dirtsheets. They are intentionally hitting him and trying to sabotage his name. It's not possible to deny this no matter how much you might despise Punk.

    • @MADGUNSMONSTER
      @MADGUNSMONSTER Рік тому +36

      Agreed

    • @jitinguru
      @jitinguru Рік тому +9

      Coz he's unprofessional
      You have to learn to deal with every kind of situation in a workplace any instant reaction will damage your position or end up losing your established place.

    • @purplegorilla9592
      @purplegorilla9592 Рік тому +73

      @@jitinguru There's nothing unprofessional about the latest thing. If Tony told Punk Steel was re-hired months ago (as reported) and then dropped on him in the last week out of the blue that it's going to be remote, Punk has a right to be angry and felt misled about this. That's on Tony. As for the scrum....I remind you Tony nodded along with virtually everything Punk was saying. Again...on Tony.

    • @jitinguru
      @jitinguru Рік тому +4

      @@purplegorilla9592 probably that's what happened but you can raise concerns and may be get assured by the boss but final decision is all up to the big man thats how it goes.basically my point here is aew should move on and make their own stars and stop relying on ex wwe guys.

    • @arthurdaffos1490
      @arthurdaffos1490 Рік тому +32

      ​@@jitinguru yeah, and we know how this went, the 'creating New stars' thing. Like Orange Cassidy

  • @messey12
    @messey12 Рік тому +446

    Man this is Brian Last's version of when Jim absolutely obliterated Tim Horner.

    • @Dr_C_Smith
      @Dr_C_Smith Рік тому +30

      … or Kenny King.

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 Рік тому +6

      Or Kanye

    • @harveycryst222
      @harveycryst222 Рік тому +25

      @@Dr_C_Smith that one was a certified hood classic.

    • @natebaxter9551
      @natebaxter9551 Рік тому +9

      ​@@darthraider450 Kanye was all Brian. Jim just wanted to know what the big deal was.

    • @gothard5
      @gothard5 Рік тому +10

      One of my favorite clips. I have listened to that one and the Kenny King one several times.

  • @Luke-on1lk
    @Luke-on1lk Рік тому +205

    Haha thanks Brian for this rant 😂😂😂 I like how Jim just sat back and relaxed through this as well 😂😂😂

    • @williammitchell4417
      @williammitchell4417 Рік тому +16

      Now both Corny and Brian need "Better Help"😂🤣😂🤣🤯

    • @Luke-on1lk
      @Luke-on1lk Рік тому +3

      ​@@williammitchell4417 so true 😂😂😂😂

    • @williammitchell4417
      @williammitchell4417 Рік тому +6

      @@Luke-on1lk I'm still hearing Brian go "Banana" as Pat Patterson would say!!

    • @LaughingStud
      @LaughingStud Рік тому

      ​@@williammitchell4417
      Pat Patterson the Boys feet Co. Rape & masturbation ?

  • @PaxBisonica89
    @PaxBisonica89 Рік тому +254

    I once saw a picture of Bixespan, and I was suprised that even God himself could be that cruel.

    • @dirtydeeds7371
      @dirtydeeds7371 Рік тому +60

      You can smell him from his pictures

    • @kamfisher1714
      @kamfisher1714 Рік тому +23

      Jim called it. He said this was going to happen.

    • @scottdecowski4913
      @scottdecowski4913 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @mangrove
      @mangrove Рік тому +32

      Brian’s description of him really doesn’t do it justice, and it’s quite evocative.

    • @AteCerealWithNoMilk
      @AteCerealWithNoMilk Рік тому

      Lol don't blame God, that's a result of inlaw sex. 😂

  • @Tim85-y2q
    @Tim85-y2q Рік тому +329

    I feel like Punk and Corny NEED to have a face to face, just so they can go nuclear on all the idiots together.

    • @FCENT0409
      @FCENT0409 Рік тому

      Jim would be too busy on his knees blowing Punk like he does in all these vids about him

    • @ELPIRATA14BERT
      @ELPIRATA14BERT Рік тому +9

      Sir YES 🔥🔥🔥

    • @messey12
      @messey12 Рік тому +17

      The glorious verbiage between the two could power Las Vegas.

    • @trishlang1310
      @trishlang1310 Рік тому +3

      Yes! I'm so there for that.

    • @hassan74ish
      @hassan74ish Рік тому

      Cornette would rather get on his knees for Punk and Start Sucking 🤦‍♂️

  • @bradpaton3927
    @bradpaton3927 Рік тому +10

    CM Punk: "It's Clobberin' Time!"
    David/Yenta Bixenspan: it's slobberin' time....

  • @MisterT-os6yd
    @MisterT-os6yd Рік тому +292

    Alvarez is practically the Press Secretary for The Elite nowadays. It's amazing how much credibility that everything associated with the Observer has lost.

    • @MADGUNSMONSTER
      @MADGUNSMONSTER Рік тому +16

      Agreed

    • @joemusolf6657
      @joemusolf6657 Рік тому +50

      This.
      Dude will complain about any tiny detail about WWE but he's never once been critical of the Elite.

    • @aaronholman8288
      @aaronholman8288 Рік тому +34

      ​@@joemusolf6657 exactly, that's the problem. You're spot on. WWE has plenty going on to criticize, but dear God, AEW is a hot mess

    • @juniorkhomari1850
      @juniorkhomari1850 Рік тому +13

      The only people who have a shred of credibility left associated with the observer might be Denise and Andrew. They don't report on a lot but often when they do, it's accurate

    • @juniorkhomari1850
      @juniorkhomari1850 Рік тому +11

      ​@Joe Musolf what's weird is that he'd mention the bad stuff in AEW and just stare into the camera and say "idk, whatever dude". Like bruv, this was shit. Why aren't you ripping into it?

  • @FUNKAF1ED
    @FUNKAF1ED Рік тому +53

    Bix is the phrase "Nobody hates wrestling as much as wrestling fans" in human form.

  • @realkb21
    @realkb21 Рік тому +49

    I LOVE how mad Brian Last sounded in this! Fantastic video gentlemen

  • @Kratosx23
    @Kratosx23 Рік тому +109

    And here I thought Brian Last hated Bray Wyatt and Jon Moxley.....😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Drfrostybrew
    @Drfrostybrew Рік тому +35

    I lol’d at “human garbage pail kid..”

  • @Pastyovercoat
    @Pastyovercoat Рік тому +46

    I have no idea who this Bixenspan person is but this is one of my favorite segments 😂😂. Jim being all calm and Brian losing it. I love it when they switch roles

    • @toddknaperek8225
      @toddknaperek8225 Рік тому +10

      I just looked him up. Yeah human Garbage Pail Kid is a pretty good description

  • @ChrisG667
    @ChrisG667 Рік тому +54

    Man I had an awful day at work but hearing Brian go off on Bix cheered me right up lmao

  • @jthom0027
    @jthom0027 Рік тому +164

    I thought I would be happy that AEW signed CM Punk because I would get to see him wrestle again. I was completely caught off guard that what I truly wanted to see was Punk physically and emotionally eviscerating the soft heads in that company and the limp dicks in the dirt sheets. He really is the king.

    • @abcsin6526
      @abcsin6526 Рік тому +19

      Oh,but punk is unprofessional and elite are god's, according to aew fans and those fans who themselves haven't gone through what punk has gone through or themselves are trolls

    • @onewarriornation602
      @onewarriornation602 Рік тому +18

      See, I was never really a big Punk fan originally. I definitely thought it was cool he was going to reinvigorate his career in AEW. The absolute verbal shredding and publicly destroying the newsletter marks and The Cucamonga Kids made me a big Punk fan at that point in time. 😂
      I've been waiting for someone to verbally slaughter those two losers since 2010 when they were fired from TNA over their mouths running and their egos.

    • @aaronvega3822
      @aaronvega3822 Рік тому

      @@abcsin6526 both are unprofessional

    • @abcsin6526
      @abcsin6526 Рік тому

      @@aaronvega3822 ok elite suckup

    • @abcsin6526
      @abcsin6526 Рік тому +1

      @@onewarriornation602 well,next comment is done by a tool and want understand it

  • @dewforpolitics
    @dewforpolitics Рік тому +65

    Meltzer and Alvarez are a embarrassment to wrestling “journalism”. They are obsessed with CM Punk and fails at gatekeeping for the Buckaroos.

  • @WallyHays
    @WallyHays Рік тому +52

    I love when Brian works himself up and starts cutting a promo. There’s a comment on every clip about how Corny drops a better promo than anyone in wrestling today but worked up, pissed off Last is definitely an underrated promo.

  • @BusinessOfFear
    @BusinessOfFear Рік тому +17

    Jim shoots on Tim Horner
    Jim on his fence being ruined
    Brian shoots on Bixenspain
    The new holy trinity of rants.

  • @redhurricane24
    @redhurricane24 Рік тому +13

    Came for the CM Punk material, stayed for the Brian Last rant! I swear I had so many people at Walgreens look at me as if I was unwell from how much I howled with laughter at your wondrous rant, Brian.

  • @SDreamer83
    @SDreamer83 Рік тому +119

    This might be my absolute favorite JCE clip ever. Brian absolutely tearing Yenta Bix from limb to limb, neck to nuts was fantastic!

  • @nickcull07
    @nickcull07 Рік тому +45

    This will be one of the of the many delightful burial clips from Brian and Jim that I revisit from time to time several years down the line when I need a dose of schadenfreude.

  • @NicTHiQ
    @NicTHiQ Рік тому +67

    Brian Last best podcast moments. This is number 1. Honestly the most entertaining segment ever 😂😂😂🙏

  • @tangoblue
    @tangoblue Рік тому +90

    The fact that Alvarez lists his green belt in karate on his Wiki as some sort of accomplishment tells you all you need to know about the guy.

    • @unknownsample4801
      @unknownsample4801 Рік тому +7

      a green belt lol

    • @johnnytakisawa
      @johnnytakisawa Рік тому +3

      It's a warning not to mess with him😮

    • @matthewl3002
      @matthewl3002 Рік тому +2

      He’s also apparently highly ranked in BJJ, that being said, a 200 lb purple belt could choke him out

    • @xylsky1300
      @xylsky1300 Рік тому +1

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @polsdofer
      @polsdofer Рік тому +1

      He put that there himself?

  • @shaheenmall3923
    @shaheenmall3923 Рік тому +22

    CM Punk absolutely bodied Snowflake Alvarez. And now Bryan Alvarez yesterday was throwing a hissy fit saying “i dIdNT eVEn mAkE oNE tHinG uP” wah wah wah. It seems to me that Bryan Alvarez can’t even handle any sort of criticisms whenever he gets anything wrong and cries about it on WOR Live. Him and Meltzer are hacks.

  • @rotomwash0355
    @rotomwash0355 Рік тому +17

    "He's taken on the shape of the chair he sits in."
    Jeebus. Brian roasting a dude I've never heard of and i cannot be happier to have heard the roasting.

  • @chroniclesofnigeria1358
    @chroniclesofnigeria1358 Рік тому +164

    Yenta Bixenspan???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy balls can Brian Last hold a grudge.
    (Yenta is a gossipy woman in Yiddish/Jewish Culture)

    • @NickRaymond871
      @NickRaymond871 Рік тому +69

      You’ve explained the joke for me and hundreds for the first time.

    • @rotomwash0355
      @rotomwash0355 Рік тому +18

      ​@@NickRaymond871 facts. Big facts.

    • @gullyblanchard5750
      @gullyblanchard5750 Рік тому

      You know how to use Google to look up definitions. Cool.

    • @DaggerPrince
      @DaggerPrince Рік тому +21

      i think this goes a little further than "hOlDiNg a GrUdGe" when a guy is constantly trying to ruin your friendships with other people and tryina ruin your Business. but go off..

    • @chrissymc886
      @chrissymc886 Рік тому +6

      ​@@gullyblanchard5750 literally the purpose of google... To... Ya know, google stuff.

  • @slowandsafegaming4126
    @slowandsafegaming4126 Рік тому +41

    You know it's going to be a good one when Brian says "Really quick before we wrap this segment up" when we're less than a third of the way through the video.

  • @neilbiggs1353
    @neilbiggs1353 Рік тому +24

    "It's my privilege, not yours" - it's low-key, but it may be my favourite bit of the rant as it carries so much threat if you understand it!

  • @chrissawyer1484
    @chrissawyer1484 Рік тому +93

    This stuff is a lot more entertaining than Rampage or Dark Elevation has been. AEW needs to monetize it somehow.
    Edit: Damn, Brian's rant at the end was EPIC. That's how you do a shoot promo!

    • @gullyblanchard5750
      @gullyblanchard5750 Рік тому +7

      I like how you left out Dynamite as if that show is any good.

    • @SP2Crazy
      @SP2Crazy Рік тому +2

      Be honest here, this podcast is by far more entertaining than AEW itself😂

  • @jasonjimerson7046
    @jasonjimerson7046 Рік тому +42

    I don't think Bix can afford a lawyer. 😂😂😂

    • @kmSOBxm
      @kmSOBxm Рік тому

      im sure he’ll be able to use some of the covid relief money he scammed

  • @elcorsario7587
    @elcorsario7587 Рік тому +32

    Brian Last just cut one of the best promos of this decade

  • @legendary_kd
    @legendary_kd Рік тому +16

    23 minutes worth my time, and Travis' artwork gets better each and every time

  • @Espymusic74
    @Espymusic74 Рік тому +139

    I swear we need a volume 2 of Jim cornette's funniest moments. Brian's laugh is epic...... Pure epic!

    • @planexshifter
      @planexshifter Рік тому +5

      It is very!
      Also, it is contagious. When Brian starts losing his shit, I’m not far behind.

    • @Espymusic74
      @Espymusic74 Рік тому +2

      ​@@planexshifter I'm right along with you. This has to be the best clip yet from all the years of me listening to them. I was driving listening to it and had to pull over from laughing so hard. 😂 Vol.2 please I beg them please we need it . Funniest moments.

    • @nickhughes8179
      @nickhughes8179 Рік тому +1

      Brian’s laughter is the perfect response to literally everything JeriCrashPad tweets or says in interviews or any rotten bad comedy bus ideas he “invents” and thinks is great.

  • @user-uo1qr6vn1q
    @user-uo1qr6vn1q Рік тому +16

    Imagine sacrificing 40 years of work and the credibility that comes with it (25 years in the case of Alvarez), just to go after CM Punk in defense of Kenny Omega, the Young Bucks and Adam Page.

  • @carlitoscabana7197
    @carlitoscabana7197 Рік тому +20

    Got us good and even Cornie when he said "Maria kanelis is his sister" lmao

  • @paulprimus1666
    @paulprimus1666 Рік тому +41

    Brian straight up annihilated Bixenspan and I love every moment of it!

  • @comradeweed99
    @comradeweed99 Рік тому +20

    "She'd take him like a pill" Goddamn that got me

  • @train9703
    @train9703 11 місяців тому +7

    This was Brian Last's "All Out Media Scrum Moment" minus the muffins.🤣

  • @jr242613
    @jr242613 Рік тому +7

    I cracked up at 14:01. Brian's New York accent really comes out lol.

  • @TheeCoachg
    @TheeCoachg Рік тому +36

    Can Cornette manage Punk just one time lol

    • @Kas58223
      @Kas58223 Рік тому +4

      It be like that when Heyman was and Heyman said to Punk can you believe there putting us together we’re going be fired in a week but the stuff we going stir up though

  • @Shisui5752
    @Shisui5752 Рік тому +6

    This has to be one of the G.O.A.T clips from this channel. From the title, thumbnail and the content, it's all perfection. 😂

  • @uncleorr9585
    @uncleorr9585 Рік тому +21

    CM Punk is just saying the truth

  • @TheeKingRayzor
    @TheeKingRayzor Рік тому +5

    18:28
    😭 *YOUR CLIENTS ARE RUINGING ME!*
    😕😡 *WHO IS THIS?!!*
    😂 I Lost It! LMAO!

  • @davidcook3116
    @davidcook3116 Рік тому +15

    "She'd take him like a pill." 😆

  • @donaldsimmons4526
    @donaldsimmons4526 Рік тому +30

    God damn Brian! That's how you cut a promo on a muthafucka

    • @anxofmyown
      @anxofmyown Рік тому +4

      Bixenspan is to Brian what Russo is to Corny it would seem

  • @jconny65
    @jconny65 Рік тому +37

    if punk does come back... i need him to go heel. i need it.

  • @xxy8198
    @xxy8198 Рік тому +9

    “That’s his sister”
    “What?”
    “No I’m just fucking with you”
    I love this podcast man 😂😂😂😂

  • @BradleyWilloughby
    @BradleyWilloughby Рік тому +7

    Yenta Bixenspan is Brian's Shitstain. That was one of the best segments ever. Just when you think Brian was done, he comes right back.

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 Рік тому +8

    You know Alvarez and Meltzer are in the shits when people say "at least they're slightly better than Bixenspan"

  • @dansage1908
    @dansage1908 Рік тому +26

    Angry Brian is my new favorite super hero.

  • @FaysalIsGoated
    @FaysalIsGoated Рік тому +9

    2:50 “Maria Kanellis is a foot and 1/2 taller than Brian Alvarez. She’s take him like a pill💊.”
    Nice wordplay Jim😂

  • @JoeSmith-ey2xp
    @JoeSmith-ey2xp Рік тому +20

    The shear joy in Jim's voice sounds like a proud papa cheering his kid getting his 1st base hit.

    • @85nxplosion
      @85nxplosion Рік тому +1

      More like getting his 1st home run after swinging the bat in unexpected fashion lol

  • @johngraham9117
    @johngraham9117 Рік тому +55

    Punk has been an A+ tweeter from the very beginning. His social media savvy and verbal skills brought WWE to its knees and dragged them to make that John Cena vrs Punk magic. I'm hoping this leads to one more 3 month chunk of promos and one more big match with MJF. With Tony Kahn kicking and screaming and falling into a huge payoff. Punk needs to be running his own show. This was an amazing promo

    • @ltopomcfly5583
      @ltopomcfly5583 Рік тому +2

      Don't be a mark. The CM Punk/Cena angle was always going to happen. WWE groomed him from OVW and built WWECW around him. Stop believing his promos like they're shoots.

    • @johngraham9117
      @johngraham9117 Рік тому

      @@ltopomcfly5583 I love being a mark

  • @friarbolton
    @friarbolton Рік тому +15

    Brian went fucking NUCLEAR. And i loved every minute of it.

  • @robertm.3520
    @robertm.3520 Рік тому +4

    Damn, that was one hell of a promo, Brian. Nicely done.

  • @George-wv5hf
    @George-wv5hf Рік тому +2

    Fantastic Mr Last simply fantastic, Your certification from the Jim Cornette Promo school should be sent to you ASAP.

  • @TheMadvillainy
    @TheMadvillainy Рік тому +5

    I love that this whole segment also was used as the Stephen P New plug for this episode.

  • @someguywithcancer1595
    @someguywithcancer1595 3 місяці тому +1

    Jim “I’m just going to mute my mic” while laughing so hard his face is numb is hilarious.

  • @chriswarfield7520
    @chriswarfield7520 Рік тому +14

    Way to fucking go Brian, that was a killer rant.

  • @danielguzman6895
    @danielguzman6895 Рік тому +24

    You have to be a special scumbag for Brian to mad and rant at the end of Cm Punk news. Lol, I'm nearly teared up for Brian epicly burying of Bixenspan. 😂

    • @KemeticKingAsar
      @KemeticKingAsar Рік тому +2

      Brian has known Bix all of David Bixenspan's life. Hell, he's known the Bixenspan family BEOFRE Bix was born. From Bixenspan's mother (a teacher) to dating Bix's older sister: there's more than one creepy encounter. Brian watched Bix molt, shed his skin and blossom into the salacious, muck-raking, sexless, manipulative, thieving, chintzy, sycophantic, back-stabbing, never-had-a-real-job-in-his-life, doomed-to-die-a-sexless-freak incel wildebeest that the wrestling world knows as David Bixenspan.

    • @danielguzman6895
      @danielguzman6895 Рік тому +1

      @@KemeticKingAsar indeed and from what Brian is saying, the whale still isn't understanding the ultimatum, so much so that he has to keep an actual file of all the harrassment and death threats so that if he says one more thing, he'll head it off to the police for them to handle this fat clown. 😆

  • @matthewhostetter8974
    @matthewhostetter8974 Рік тому +32

    Punk utterly destroying Meltzer's train monkey was the best thing to come out of the chaos this week. He exposed how completely clueless Meltzer and his boy are. Of course, most of us already knew that but it's never been more obvious they are on Tony's payroll and will always side with the Elite and Jericho. I need more of this every week, destroy all of their so-called "credibility" and with it their diehard, hateful fan base.

  • @robott6696
    @robott6696 Рік тому +3

    Yenta Bixenspan sounds like a phrase you have to chant to close a demon portal

  • @accursedsidor8987
    @accursedsidor8987 Рік тому +14

    "Say what you will about wrestling, but those two guys sure are mad at each other!". 😂. Can we get a regular feature or show where Brian is the one to go on a rant and eviscerate people? That was pure gold 🥇

  • @Crow5537
    @Crow5537 Рік тому +20

    Man the Maria and Punk stuff brings back a memory i totally forgot about, I remember now after watching Maria do like a shoot interview and talking about how she was in deep over punk at one point and now that I mention it there is a video even of her in quote saying “a lot of guys weren’t happy I was dating him” but anyways it raised an eyebrow and I started reading articles making all types of accusations about Punk and just going “huh??” What a full circle moment Lol

    • @Copperstoned
      @Copperstoned Рік тому +4

      One of the best shoot interviews ever by Maria, that one! It definitely makes sense now what she alluded to back then. A lot of people might also have been unhappy at the fact that she revealed all of their ‘sizes.’ 😂

  • @PaulNolanofficial
    @PaulNolanofficial Рік тому +3

    This is SO much better listening now with hindsight on December 26th 2023, given how things have evolved.
    Just delicious

  • @manuelper
    @manuelper Рік тому +23

    Anytime Alvarez gets embarrassed, it's a good day.

  • @TeefrmGA
    @TeefrmGA Рік тому +10

    Best Adult line ever. “I got bills and $hit”~ The Great Brian Last

  • @j.b.595
    @j.b.595 Рік тому +45

    This is my first time ever hearing of Bixenspan and he may be the victim of the most brutal verbal assault I’ve ever heard lmao.

    • @MADGUNSMONSTER
      @MADGUNSMONSTER Рік тому

      Brutal!

    • @KemeticKingAsar
      @KemeticKingAsar Рік тому +4

      Brian has known Bix all of David Bixenspan's life. Hell, he's known the Bixenspan family BEOFRE Bix was born. From Bixenspan's mother (a teacher) to dating Bix's older sister: there's more than one creepy encounter. Brian watched Bix molt, shed his skin and blossom into the salacious, muck-raking, sexless, manipulative, thieving, chintzy, sycophantic, back-stabbing, never-had-a-real-job-in-his-life, doomed-to-die-a-sexless-freak incel wildebeest that the wrestling world knows as David Bixenspan.

    • @EirinYagokoro
      @EirinYagokoro Рік тому

      He used to be Brian's co-host but turned out to be a total shithead. (Brian personally knew Bix since Bix was a child) That's why Brian still loathes Bix up to this day

    • @furnitureconsortium
      @furnitureconsortium Рік тому +5

      @@KemeticKingAsar Also, for those that remember the early days of the 605 Podcast....Bixenspan was Brian's original co-host......and Bix offered almost nothing of value to that show besides his whiny voice. One of the best interviews I've ever heard happened during that early period.....Bobby Simmons.....Simmons was the head referee / office liaison for the Georgia territory in the 1970's. Simmons was there for everything....Ray Gunkel owning the territory after his purchase from promoter Paul Jones......Gunkel's untimely death.....the split between Ann Gunkel and the other NWA promoters.....Ole Anderson's ascension to part-owner of the territory.....Ole's pushing Jim Barnett out of the territory....fascinating interview.
      The other great interview I remember that Last did on the early 605 was with Marc Gullen (The House of Gullen, Teijo Khan, Yomamba The Jungle Savage, etc.) Gullen was hilarious and sadly missed, RIP 😞

    • @boxingfan6766
      @boxingfan6766 Рік тому +3

      Google him at your peril, cos his appearance is horrifying!

  • @ShawnPhillips0531
    @ShawnPhillips0531 Рік тому +5

    So Brian confirmed Stephen P New is their lawyer as a shoot

  • @getbig43
    @getbig43 Рік тому +16

    Oh man i needed to hear brian just go off in so used to jim being the one to cut a crazy promo it caught me off guard when he went in on dude 😂😂😂

  • @tinmandlyte
    @tinmandlyte Рік тому +32

    Both Alverez and Dave have been talking shit since Punk left television. I'm getting my popcorn cause I've been waiting for this receipt to be issued. 😅

  • @thehp2511
    @thehp2511 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for the word Temerity, Jim! Not only I love your commentary on the state of wrestling today but I also enrich my vocabulary by listening to you sir! Never stop doing what you do!

  • @nickatdusk
    @nickatdusk Рік тому +5

    Bixenspan is so bad at being a so-called journalist, that he got fired from Wrestling Inc. Lmao

  • @doublea4820
    @doublea4820 Рік тому +2

    Omg, my head exploded when Bryan said “ that’s his sister…” lmao, you got me on that one

  • @dolandarkxgrandayy6953
    @dolandarkxgrandayy6953 Рік тому +4

    Bixenspan shit himself at three different indie events. A real winner.

  • @THERCWRSHOW
    @THERCWRSHOW Рік тому +2

    This was so gawd damn good! Brian was unleashed! Was expecting one thing and it went 180 in a good way. One of my absolute favorites so far from you guys this year.😂

  • @Gurziak
    @Gurziak Рік тому +4

    Brian ripping into Yenta Bix is the greatest face turn I have ever seen. I was there.

  • @AdamWolf0v0
    @AdamWolf0v0 Рік тому +12

    Imagine being 40+ and having pro wrestling gossip beef 😂

  • @GazC
    @GazC Рік тому +9

    Brian needs to go on rants more often. That was hilarious 😂

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 Рік тому +6

    I think it’s safe to say that Brian Last hates Yenta Bixenspan almost as much as Cornette hates Russo.

  • @monabear7287
    @monabear7287 Рік тому +4

    Alvarez prepared a version of "Girl Crush" by Harry Styles but his version is called "Punk Crush". He falls asleep covered in tears just after singing every night.

  • @donnieburgess8488
    @donnieburgess8488 Рік тому +22

    It’s funny when someone else is cutting a such a terrifying promo that Jim Cornette has to mute himself, left speechless and laughing so hard.

  • @eazytooquik
    @eazytooquik Рік тому +6

    Brian called that man a human Garbage Pale Kid 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @c.g.c.7735
    @c.g.c.7735 Рік тому +14

    This is hands down one of Brian's finest moments 👏. Love seeing the Real 1's calling out the Fake.

  • @elincreible3582
    @elincreible3582 Рік тому +8

    David Spits-In-Hands 😂

  • @mangrove
    @mangrove Рік тому +12

    Has Travis ever sketched Yenta? It’d be a cursed image.

  • @danillosilva210
    @danillosilva210 Рік тому +6

    Noticed how all the UA-cam channels didn’t speak about the Maria stuff.

  • @thejoms7682
    @thejoms7682 Рік тому +4

    Brian's promo on Shitshispants is what I need on a Saturday morning!
    Tremendous!

  • @bigreed67
    @bigreed67 Рік тому +4

    I lost it when he call Bix a "Human Garbage Pail Kid!"

  • @moderator7010
    @moderator7010 Рік тому +4

    When Brian said “that’s his sister.” I had the same reaction as Mr. Cornette.

  • @BruceKraftJr
    @BruceKraftJr Рік тому +3

    OMG hearing JC laugh hysterically where he’s losing his voice and he’s barely able to whisper: “my face hurts” HAD ME FN ROLLING LMAO

  • @2010ditta
    @2010ditta Рік тому +5

    Cant stop re-winding back to the start of Brians rant. Brilliant.