@@dhenderson1810Russo has always said he never hated Vince. He just hated the people Vince let surround himself and how Vince let those people treat wrestling.
Before hearing this, I didn't think Russo should be allowed in a wrestling promotion. After hearing this, I'm not sure he should be allowed around children
Nah I think when it’s spontaneous it’s better because after a while you’re scrapping the barrel. Jim is interesting, Vince is an idiot who thinks he’s not
And had two of the biggest stars of all time and one of the enduring legends at his physical prime, the best announcing duo ever, an network quality production department….
Russo's a twat but I don't think he really tried too hard to convince anyone he was partially responsible for attitude. At that point it was still somewhat believed that he was. They didn't release he was super shit yet, that's why he could still get big job offers..
Jim explaining the toxic shock thing and Brian reading through it again was peak entertainment 😂 how Russo ever got 3 major jobs in wrestling I'll never know
I like how he tries to cover himself in the end of the chapter, saying " it was just a fun thing to do during a depressing time period, so don't be offended" . But he said he pitched it as a TV show! He was clearly serious about it
the thing is if i remember my wrestling history right. there was a wrestling promotion that was a all women group that sold itself on porn storyline. it wasn't wow but something else. I remember the ad for the ppv. I think they must had done maybe two ppv or so before it folded.
This is one of the funniest things (in my opinion) we've done in a while that matches Hulk Hogan's Lies Over The Years. 'Homeless Heather' absolutely killed me.
I don’t think I’ve ever gone through so many emotions so quick. As soon as Brian said toxic shock(the “no strings attached” line had me actually saying NO out loud)my jaw dropped. The rest of the video I think I went through laughing, crying, utter shock, and deep thought about how this guy made anything in wrestling work.
I was actually too horrified/disgusted to laugh! If this was ever seriously pitched to someone, I wish there had been hidden cameras in the office to see how they reacted...
This is one of the most shocking, disgusting, offensive, perverted, disturbing, gross, insane things I've ever heard on this channel...and I want 100 more hours of this. How Jim and Bryan got through this whole thing without needing a shower after, I will never know but applause all around. Please keep reading more of this drek so we don't have to.
The whole idea that this 40ish year old man, with the mentality of a 9 year old, thought ANY of these were good ideas is just brain-melting. With every new name that Brian read, I was just going, NOOOOO, he can't be serious, and he WAS! My God....
Vince missed out on a career in writing B level porn. This is the shit I would laugh at when I was 18 and visiting a porn shop for the 1st time, reading the back of porn DVDs.
@TheGOAT-hj6slHonestly, it just speaks a lot to how sad your life is that you're coming here for attention. I hope one day somebody actually cares about you little guy.
@TheGOAT-hj6sl Your sad existence has won my sympathy. Unfortunately you're getting blanked after this comment - enjoy writing a comment I wont read and enjoy your L 🤣
@@californiansniper2133Just ignore him he’s just a troll. I’ve read all his previous comments all he does is criticize and hate on Jim because he is jealous.
This was legitimately one of the funniest segments on the show in ages. Brian’s laughter is legitimately contagious, and this is probably the most happy I’ve ever heard Corny while discussing Russo lmao.
If WCW and WWF/E hadn’t let Russo do his thing (whatever that was), we wouldn’t have all this great content from Corny now. So, thanks, S#%*stain???? 😂
Let's not forget, Shitstain used to write the wrestling format based on what he saw on Springer. So its no surprise he would pitch this type of freakshow to DirecTV
The white cord hanging down from the Toxic Shock sign is priceless. EDIT: Isn't Homeless Heather very much like Frank's wrestling persona from Always Sunny?
This is such a fascinating insight into the mind of Russo. I would have found that pitch genuinely hilarious when I was a teenage boy with stunted emotional intelligence, ie a child without a fully developed brain and little understanding or experience of the world around me. For Russo to have written this around the age of 40 was truly disturbing; for him to still find it funny around age 60 is even more disturbing. We all act childish and immature sometimes but this is different to that. It's worrying. The man has obvious psychological issues which could be harmful to others.
That was just purely legendary! My neighbours gotta be thinking, that I lost my freaking mind, because I laughed out loud practically non stop in massive cringe, awe and absolute hysteria. That must be one of the best segments in the history of JC podcast. And now I have so much more sympathy for Mr. Cornette for all the misery he must've endured while working side by side with the lunatic that is Vunce Russo.
I think Russo really meant this when he wrote it, but when Jeff laughed at him, he decided that it was a joke all along. Also it was nice hearing Jim actually sound like Bruce Pritchard's impression of him. I've never heard Jim's voice go that high before.
"This moment in Shit-Stain history, brought to you by our good friends at Easy Wipe. Brian, ya know how sometimes after you've pinched out a good one, the ramifications are less than endearing? Well now my friend, there's good news...."
After hearing this and a previous clip of Russo ideas. I have no idea how Cornette didn't simply stand up, pick up his chair, and bludgeon Russo to death with it during one of the creative meetings in WWF.
I would like to speak to standards and practices of this podcast for making me spit my energy drink out driving to work because I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope Jim never stops doing podcasts 😂😂😂😂😂
He claims he doesn't think like this anymore, but why else would he have put it in a book. And this is the guy that tells people all the time the wrestling business needs him.
It's sad as it makes loads of people copy him and hate Russo when actually Russo wrestling was so much better than modern stuff. Id happily have Russo writing TNA again now. You'd actually have characters and storylines and it would be fun and interesting. Now it's just boring. Their MVP Joe Hendry doesn't even have a storyline or feud 😂
This takes me back to when Prichard did an episode on Russo and after getting annoyed after going through one of Russo books where he basically takes credit for every good idea of the attitude era and said that everybody in the WWF didn’t have a clue how to write good TV and mentioning some other promotion idea he had that he kept away because he thought Vince would ruin it. And Bruce eventually gets snarky saying how he’s sure that idea was gangbusters since he kept it from Vince and Conrad gives him a hard time for it. But when you look at his track record outside of the WWF and then hear things like this we’re all his it helps put Bruce and getting exasperated in better context. It makes more sense how aggravating it must be to hear somebody constantly take credit for everything good, pass the buck on a lot of the bad, and label everybody else as being out of touch and denying that he ever had or needed a filter hearing him write about something this absurd being an idea that he had on his own. When you look at what comes out of the guy when he doesn’t have somebody around to shoot down crazy stuff obviously he succeeded when he was in an environment where he could pump out a ton of ideas and had people who could pick out the viable ones and tweak them. Because for a guy who didn’t have a filter in the WWF he sure never had the same success or quality of ideas anywhere else and the things he’s put out that were his sole creations outside of the WWF aren’t simply bad they’re generally batshit absurd to the extent it’s hard to believe a person could have pitched this to somebody sincerely and not as some idiotic prank
My god. I haven’t laughed that hard in forever. Vince, if you still hadn’t figured it out, we’re laughing AT you. Just like Jeff Jarrett was the whole time.
This whole segment had me dying. Grandma Gas got me in tears, leaving revenge on their minds and skid marks on their bodies 😂 she’s a walking wind tunnel haha with her colon cleansing Ass blast.
I was listening to this in my work cafeteria, and I was cringing/facepalming/shaking my head to the point that a coworker came over and asked if everything was ok 😅
Hate to be that guy however with the Cinematic emergence of "The Iron Claw" all that Toxic Shock does for me is remind me of the poignancy of Mike Von Erich's departure.😔B.W.
SSJ2Phenom: I agree. And it sadly showcases the unending fount of bad taste that this guy inspired. And of course not long ago there was an NXT Female Triumvirate known as "Toxic Attraction."🤔B.W.
I believe Russo is! Russo knows Cornette will come with that vemon and bury him.. I'm not saying I think that way that's how I see it..@seancampbell8585
"I had to spend eleven months in the same room with Vince Russo and Vince McMahon, that's where I really got to hate life in general." - Jim Cornette
That's how I feel now but for "other" reason similar and much longer.
So Jim hates anyone called "Vince".
@@dhenderson1810 One says Bro, and the other says Pal.
@@Gsmooth84 i can just imagine the back and forth. Bro. Pal. Brooo. Paaal. Bro. Pal
@@dhenderson1810Russo has always said he never hated Vince. He just hated the people Vince let surround himself and how Vince let those people treat wrestling.
Before hearing this, I didn't think Russo should be allowed in a wrestling promotion. After hearing this, I'm not sure he should be allowed around children
This is the product of a dark and damaged mind
After hearing this, I don't think he shouldn't be allowed around anyone.
He shouldn't be in public lets alone new children, he should be in a padded room somewhere.
Certainly shouldn’t be allowed around women
Children or animals
Honestly, this podcast could have a “This week in Russo” segment, and I wouldn’t complain.
Stop digging you struck oil.
Nah I think when it’s spontaneous it’s better because after a while you’re scrapping the barrel. Jim is interesting, Vince is an idiot who thinks he’s not
Bro that's an awesome idea!!
Russo would start making stuff up just to have his name mentioned.
This week in bombastic rasslin observations (B.R.O.)
Damn, "Bitch Slap" actually might be Russo's best work. *HEAT*
Ah, I forgot about HEAT. Some of the funniest shit I’ve heard.
LATINO *HEEEAT*
Hey 👋 it sounds that slap fighting thing we have from the UFC
You mean POWER SHLAP?
Never forget this is the same man who somehow was able to convince people he was partially responsible for the success of the Attitude Era.
Probably because he wrote the shows.
Along with Cornette, Prichard, Ross, Vince, and others wrangling him. His output without the McMahon filter speaks for itself.
And had two of the biggest stars of all time and one of the enduring legends at his physical prime, the best announcing duo ever, an network quality production department….
Russo's a twat but I don't think he really tried too hard to convince anyone he was partially responsible for attitude. At that point it was still somewhat believed that he was. They didn't release he was super shit yet, that's why he could still get big job offers..
Jim explaining the toxic shock thing and Brian reading through it again was peak entertainment 😂 how Russo ever got 3 major jobs in wrestling I'll never know
Becauae this shit funny, why would you not pay this man just to hear the off the wall shit he says
I literally just wrote almost exactly what you said before I scrolled down and saw this.
Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking this
She doesn't need a blade I bout died
@@VengfulOne same 😄
Someone liked his ideas. He got TNA to 2 million viewers. WWE doesn't even get that anymore.
I like how he tries to cover himself in the end of the chapter, saying " it was just a fun thing to do during a depressing time period, so don't be offended" . But he said he pitched it as a TV show! He was clearly serious about it
Vince Russo backpedaling and making up excuses... A tale as old as time.
It’s clearly meant to be a parody wrestling show
@@tededwards5709 From a parody of a wrestling booker.
the thing is if i remember my wrestling history right. there was a wrestling promotion that was a all women group that sold itself on porn storyline. it wasn't wow but something else. I remember the ad for the ppv. I think they must had done maybe two ppv or so before it folded.
@@tededwards5709wrestling show? This read like a wild porno 😂
This is one of the funniest things (in my opinion) we've done in a while that matches Hulk Hogan's Lies Over The Years. 'Homeless Heather' absolutely killed me.
Nice box 😉
Its stuff like this that makes this show legendary
@@jamesedwards8387 I literally spit out a bit of my sandwich when I was eating lunch hearing it during editing.
Agreed Jay... thanks for this, have not laughed so much in ages!
Anything Russo is gold! The ‘97 ideas still make me burst into hysterics lol
Jim and Brian are absolutely broken by the time they get to “ass pirates” 😂😂😂
The fact Jim doesn't get women can't be as pirates is hilarious.
@scrappy93 well Russo didn't help with that.
@@scrappy93 Well, Myra Breckenridge . . .
😂😂
I don’t think I’ve ever gone through so many emotions so quick. As soon as Brian said toxic shock(the “no strings attached” line had me actually saying NO out loud)my jaw dropped. The rest of the video I think I went through laughing, crying, utter shock, and deep thought about how this guy made anything in wrestling work.
I was actually too horrified/disgusted to laugh! If this was ever seriously pitched to someone, I wish there had been hidden cameras in the office to see how they reacted...
While TS is absolutely my favorite character pitched...my cats and I are laughing in tears.
TS was the best wrestler pitched befor 26:00 e I passed out laughing and now the rest is locked in my subconscious
reminds me on certain "wrestling" in Pornhub
The first Russo rant of the year! Here’s to many more!
Now imagine actually hearing Vince pitch this idea and saying "Bro" every other sentence 😂
It's toxic shock bro
Sounds like Punk’s ideas considering he says he watches women wrestling in his underwear
Bro? Bruh!
@@PhillyLeotardo25 technically all of the talent that watches the show backstages is watching women wrestling in their underwear (trunks)
@@EdwardElfigo backstage? He said it on commentary you Trumpster……
This is one of the most shocking, disgusting, offensive, perverted, disturbing, gross, insane things I've ever heard on this channel...and I want 100 more hours of this. How Jim and Bryan got through this whole thing without needing a shower after, I will never know but applause all around. Please keep reading more of this drek so we don't have to.
This shit was so funny to listen to
this is something Vince McMahon would've been into
I almost crashed my car listening to this. Ass Pirates sent me
I had the same problem when I heard about Beastie Allie 😂😂
The Ass Pirates did it. I genuinely cried in the middle of my morning walk.
Honestly, I had to pull over in a lay by to compose myself.
When Cornette said "ass pirates?!?!? 🥴" shortly after 13:19 I nearly crashed my car laughing!! 🤣🤣
The whole idea that this 40ish year old man, with the mentality of a 9 year old, thought ANY of these were good ideas is just brain-melting. With every new name that Brian read, I was just going, NOOOOO, he can't be serious, and he WAS! My God....
60ish
@@vinnymac7565 when he wrote it he was 40 odd
Vince missed out on a career in writing B level porn. This is the shit I would laugh at when I was 18 and visiting a porn shop for the 1st time, reading the back of porn DVDs.
Probably what he did when he owned that empty video store
In this age of new irritating wrestling drama from TK, Jericho, and various other problem children, it’s always good to come back to the classics lmao
This is completely different because it’s not stupid, but actually disturbing 😂 Jim has been proven right - what a weirdo Russo is
So glad Jim Cornette bows down to the Kliq and rightfully so they kept Flair relevant in the early 00’s.
@TheGOAT-hj6slHonestly, it just speaks a lot to how sad your life is that you're coming here for attention. I hope one day somebody actually cares about you little guy.
@TheGOAT-hj6sl Sure thing little guy, post another paragraph about other people having a meltdown 🤡
@TheGOAT-hj6sl Your sad existence has won my sympathy. Unfortunately you're getting blanked after this comment - enjoy writing a comment I wont read and enjoy your L 🤣
This might be an all time great Cornette segment
@TheGOAT-hj6slwhat?
@TheGOAT-hj6sl dude this is the worst bait ever
@@californiansniper2133Just ignore him he’s just a troll. I’ve read all his previous comments all he does is criticize and hate on Jim because he is jealous.
@TheGOAT-hj6sl🤣🤣
For real
I’ve listened to Cornette for about 7 years now, and the part about the “pre-teen ass pirates” may be the funniest moment in the history of the show.
It's amazing that Russo could be that stupid. Would you think of a woman being an "ass pirate"? 😂😂😂
I love when Corny actually refers to Russo by name or "Vinnie Ru" and actually starts talking to him through the podcast lol
I see Cornette talk about Russo, i listen. I'm a simple man
*cue Lynyrd Skynyrd*
Same
Same lol
As a simple man, I concur.
Pretty much
Brian Last laughing never ceases to make my day
His laugh is contagious 😂😂
@@JulioIsKilluminati in a covid type of way.
Mark
His genuine laughs are great but his fake "Hahaha....hahaha...." laughs are groan inducing
He who has the LAST laugh...
This is genuinely the greatest clip of this podcast.
13:52
That takes in a LOT of ground, but you might just be right. It’s gotta be top 5, minimum.
I never thought anything would top Hulk's Harley Race story lol
Ah noted arsonist and seeker of employment Harley Race. Indeed a classic.
I can't imagine this is not top 5. Legendary clip. I haven't laughed this hard to a Corney video in a long ass time.
Inspired by his “teenage” love for GLOW.
GLOW premiered in September 1986 when Russo was 25.
Considering his apparent mental maturity now, that actually kinda checks out. He was physically 25, sure, but mentally?
@@bobbob465 he's definitely got the Benoit brain, shits just shrinking at this point
@@bobbob465Russo never mentally matured past the age of 14 confirmed. 😂
@@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist neither did Jim either that's maybe part of the problem
Russo is actually about 9 months older than Jim is. LOL.
This was legitimately one of the funniest segments on the show in ages. Brian’s laughter is legitimately contagious, and this is probably the most happy I’ve ever heard Corny while discussing Russo lmao.
The mind of Vince Russo is an enigma. How anyone allowed this man to write for their product is beyond me.
"I'll give you a job, just stop shouting bro at me!"
If WCW and WWF/E hadn’t let Russo do his thing (whatever that was), we wouldn’t have all this great content from Corny now.
So, thanks, S#%*stain???? 😂
How could you say such a thing Bro. Come Bro Vince “Fucking” Russo is an absolute fucking legend Bro.
@@gullreefclub Don't for-get to emphasize ev-er-y syllable, bro.
How did he get paid!!! HOW
It’s been 10 days and I guarantee this will still be a contender for funniest video of 2024
It’s in competition with the Katt Williams interview.
This HAS to be the greatest podcast clip in the history of our great sport.
He might as well shut down cause this is his peak for the year, no doubt
I've listened to this show for years and this is one of the best segments of all time.
"at least she never has to blade"
Holy shit that was brilliant
😂😂😂😂😂
Right on brother!!🤘
9:09
Cornette: "Can you be a female ass pirate?"
Brian: "Well we're gonna find out... AHOY MATIE"
Oh god I broke down into tears. LOL
Fr I was crying laughing when he said that
I sent this to Jim and Brian! What a blast, like a Toxic Shock!!!
Bread makes me poop
Toxic shock kills. Not funny.
it's not funny, it's hilarious@@randi_godspeed2063
You did the right thing. God bless you, sir.
So did I 😅 I found the full thing on internet archive
Brian's laughter is so infectious. It's amazing. It's the purest thing on the internet.
Understatement
Brian's laugh should be a ringtone!
Unleash the tickle monster on Brian last.
We need a Brian laughter omnibus.
@@robertnapier624there already is one
I love the way Russo starts with awful puns on these, then it just descends into grotesque literal descriptions by the end. Marvelous.
Russo is a comic genius. Unintentionally
Just nobody tell him that he’s actually the punch line.
This sums it up perfectly
Let's not forget, Shitstain used to write the wrestling format based on what he saw on Springer. So its no surprise he would pitch this type of freakshow to DirecTV
“How was he treated as a child!”
That was the best 😅
Poorly.
Yeah... I fear ol "vinnie ru" might have been diddled or have some other unresolved chilhood trauma.
@@jj-son4158no doubt
Russo's maturity when it comes to women is at a Chris Chan level.
Lol how did Russo find his boyfriend-free girl?
"I'm working on it bro!"
The white cord hanging down from the Toxic Shock sign is priceless. EDIT: Isn't Homeless Heather very much like Frank's wrestling persona from Always Sunny?
THE TRASH MAN!!!
Frank's The Trash Man bah gawd!
He's here to take out the trash and fight Terrorists!
@@chico1680 I knew this shit was real !
This HAS to be in the next omnibus of the funniest moments of the JCE.
I havent laughed that hard in i dont even know how long.
The ass pirate segment had me crying 😂
It's all about booty!
“rump-wrangling” to the “seamen” COME ON, VINCE. It is hilarious if you’re 10 years old, though.
I love Brian's weed-smoker laugh. This segment was all-time great.
This keeps getting funnier with every successive minute. I'm in absolute tears and pounding my counter in laughter. 😂
Same here. 🤣
Yup!
I wish it was a thing, it’s hilarious and SO Russo.
"for the preteen audience"
It's even better stoned. lol
It's always gold when you let Jim hear Russo's insane wrestling ideas
And it’s great that Jim makes Brian wait until they’re recording so we get the genuine reaction. This is gold!
Russo = AEW
I so wish I could have seen the Direct TV people when Russo pitched this.
This is such a fascinating insight into the mind of Russo. I would have found that pitch genuinely hilarious when I was a teenage boy with stunted emotional intelligence, ie a child without a fully developed brain and little understanding or experience of the world around me. For Russo to have written this around the age of 40 was truly disturbing; for him to still find it funny around age 60 is even more disturbing. We all act childish and immature sometimes but this is different to that. It's worrying. The man has obvious psychological issues which could be harmful to others.
“….that could be harmful to others.”
I think the Hart family would agree.
@@zlinedavidBestiAlley broke me, holy fuck this is Tumblr writing bad!
"He showed this to people!" 😂😂😂
Come on. The Toxic Shock blurb was funny. And Jim saying “she won’t have to blade:” just as bad. 😂
I'm imagining the casting call for this, someones agent calling up an actress and saying "we've got a great part for you...Beastie Ally....."
Never mind Beastie Ally. Where the hell was he going to get two female wrestlers with amputated limbs for the Missing Body Parts tag team?
@@kaczok1985I mean I'm a female trained wrestler (did a bit to learn to fall well for stage fighting) waiting for a below knee amputation.
@@jediknight1294 Would you work for Russo though?
I lost it at Beastie Alley. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hearing The Great Brian Last nearly hack up a lung while laughing is amazing. 😂
Brian Last needs to voice this as an audiobook with Cornette laughing and quipping on the side! I'll buy that for road trips! 🤣
Brian choking on his laughter did it for me 😂. This was pure gold. I would say you can't write this but then I'd be wrong lol
Ahoy matey!
@@tysontomko ahoy ol chum!
Hearing this, Russo was ahead of his time. Cause that's the TV program everyone enjoys in Idiocracy. Turns out we simply weren't ready for his genius.
I can listen to Jim and Brian roast Russo for hours and not be bored.
Same here love it
Beasty Ally absolutely destroyed me. 😂😂
Imagine being from North or South Dakota and being like WTF?
@@richcymru3976 Just catching strays 💀
I was crying laughing so hard during this 😂😂. I hate to hear Jim slowly dying on the inside but man, I'm glad they made this into a UA-cam clip 😂😂
That was just purely legendary! My neighbours gotta be thinking, that I lost my freaking mind, because I laughed out loud practically non stop in massive cringe, awe and absolute hysteria. That must be one of the best segments in the history of JC podcast. And now I have so much more sympathy for Mr. Cornette for all the misery he must've endured while working side by side with the lunatic that is Vunce Russo.
Not everybody hated working with him 🤷🏻♂️ Jim just exaggerates everything. This was obviously a parody wrestling show he was writing about lol
14:47 I thought we were gonna lose Brian there for a second and he was gonna be one of those rare "death by laughter" cases. 😂 This is *so* absurd.
I listened to this during work and was struggling not to explode in laughter in front of clients
If Vince Russo started this promotion today, one of the talents would be called Hawk Tuah.
No… one of his talents would BE Hawk Tuah
I think Russo really meant this when he wrote it, but when Jeff laughed at him, he decided that it was a joke all along. Also it was nice hearing Jim actually sound like Bruce Pritchard's impression of him. I've never heard Jim's voice go that high before.
Only 3 minutes in so far, and already my first thought is There are teenage boys that have more restraint and self control than Vince Russo.
This might be a Top 5 Cornette Clip of all time just in how much I struggled for oxygen while laughing.
Absolutely incredible.
Brian 's laugh only makes it worse!!
I thought the whole Tessa Blanchard poop thing was the most insane story on this podcast. NOPE!
Nothing makes me laugh as hard as Jim reading out or hearing Russo's booking ideas, please find more these are absolute gold
11:59 yo I almost crashed my car heading in the Toms River toll plaza 🤣🤣
"How was he treated as a child?" made me laugh even more than those inane and insane profiles.
"This moment in Shit-Stain history, brought to you by our good friends at Easy Wipe. Brian, ya know how sometimes after you've pinched out a good one, the ramifications are less than endearing? Well now my friend, there's good news...."
Ironically, I found this while taking my afternoon Russo.
I scored this book from an overstocked warehouse sale several years ago for extremely cheap.
Now I actually have to read it.
The toxic shock syndrome reference and idea is completely unhinged 😳 omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nevermind I just heard the incest gimmick idea...that is the craziest shit I've heard in a while 😭😭😭😭
@@nikiedmonds6236 I was like what the fuck? Lmao
"There was a PERIOD of time". 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact Homeless Heather was like Robin for Cactus Jack when he had amnesia and was a hero for the homeless in WCW days. Lol
The ass pirates part is so hilarious. 😅
PRE TEEN AUDIENCE
So Russo basically wanted to create a Garbage Pail Kids wrestling league?
After hearing this and a previous clip of Russo ideas. I have no idea how Cornette didn't simply stand up, pick up his chair, and bludgeon Russo to death with it during one of the creative meetings in WWF.
Cornette needs to let it go.
@@joetamburello6292Shut up.
@@joetamburello6292Lol no, its far more enjoyable listening to his pure hatred of that embarrassment of the human race.
I would like to speak to standards and practices of this podcast for making me spit my energy drink out driving to work because I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope Jim never stops doing podcasts 😂😂😂😂😂
This episode is an all-time classic! 😂😂😂
This sounds like something they would pitch on Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
He claims he doesn't think like this anymore, but why else would he have put it in a book. And this is the guy that tells people all the time the wrestling business needs him.
I had to turn this off-I was laughing so hard while listening during lunch that I was disturbing everyone in the restaurant!😂😂😂
I've fallen down the rabbit hole of audio of Cornette sh*tting on Vince Russo. This is the 4th video today. This is great.
It's sad as it makes loads of people copy him and hate Russo when actually Russo wrestling was so much better than modern stuff.
Id happily have Russo writing TNA again now. You'd actually have characters and storylines and it would be fun and interesting. Now it's just boring. Their MVP Joe Hendry doesn't even have a storyline or feud 😂
@@arostwocents Well I guess someone must have liked what he was doing or he wouldn't have had a job. Never thought I would meet that person.
How did Russo ever have a job a McDonald's let alone a pro wrestling company!! This is absolutely amazing
He lucked into the Attitude Era and rode off it like a parasite. Any other era he would have been laughed out of the room.
Who's waiting for Jim's and Brian's take on Tony Man-Child latest Twitter meltdown 😂😂😂
🙋♂️🍿🍿
ME ME ME!!!!
Best part was Tony confusing his booking angles to try and justify him crying about "double standards" between Jinder and Hook
Getting the popcorn ready for Tony's twitter meltdown
Not that I'm surprised at this point but another? Really?
"She DEPENDS on it" fucking got me OMFG 😂
Good Lord.... I would love to see a video of this pitch to DirecTV. The expression on the executives faces had to be priceless
This takes me back to when Prichard did an episode on Russo and after getting annoyed after going through one of Russo books where he basically takes credit for every good idea of the attitude era and said that everybody in the WWF didn’t have a clue how to write good TV and mentioning some other promotion idea he had that he kept away because he thought Vince would ruin it. And Bruce eventually gets snarky saying how he’s sure that idea was gangbusters since he kept it from Vince and Conrad gives him a hard time for it. But when you look at his track record outside of the WWF and then hear things like this we’re all his it helps put Bruce and getting exasperated in better context. It makes more sense how aggravating it must be to hear somebody constantly take credit for everything good, pass the buck on a lot of the bad, and label everybody else as being out of touch and denying that he ever had or needed a filter hearing him write about something this absurd being an idea that he had on his own. When you look at what comes out of the guy when he doesn’t have somebody around to shoot down crazy stuff obviously he succeeded when he was in an environment where he could pump out a ton of ideas and had people who could pick out the viable ones and tweak them. Because for a guy who didn’t have a filter in the WWF he sure never had the same success or quality of ideas anywhere else and the things he’s put out that were his sole creations outside of the WWF aren’t simply bad they’re generally batshit absurd to the extent it’s hard to believe a person could have pitched this to somebody sincerely and not as some idiotic prank
Please use paragraphs lmao
My god. I haven’t laughed that hard in forever.
Vince, if you still hadn’t figured it out, we’re laughing AT you.
Just like Jeff Jarrett was the whole time.
Except JJ had the added bonus of laughing at you and getting paid at the same time.
I am listening at work and DYING!!!! DYING. This is BEYOND funny! Thank you guys for doing this! LOL.
This whole segment had me dying. Grandma Gas got me in tears, leaving revenge on their minds and skid marks on their bodies 😂 she’s a walking wind tunnel haha with her colon cleansing Ass blast.
@@KingCrab85And she never recovered since... 😔
@@KingCrab85 lol I thought it was Nia Snax.
Just imaging this being on Spike TV after 1000 Ways to Die.
Nah, Bitchslap should be on after Duckman at like 2AM.🤯
The second I saw Toxic Shock, I thought of Von Erich. 🤣🤣🤣
"Bitch Slap" was also a stable in TNA with Traci Brooks, Nurse Veronica, & Cheerleader Valentina in 2003
Sounds like Vince wrote a book just to piss off Jim.
This is legit my favorite JCE segment. This is gold!
Jim is like appalled and bewildered simultaneously at times 😂😂
Imagine being a kid and having to explain this stuff to your parents if they were to catch you watching it.
I'd rather be caught watching actual porn
That's by far the funniest Shit i've ever Heard.
I nearly choked while I am laughing at this.
There should be some kind of disclaimer before this kind of shit! Jesus Christ! ( as corny would say!)
I was listening to this in my work cafeteria, and I was cringing/facepalming/shaking my head to the point that a coworker came over and asked if everything was ok 😅
This is absolutely amazing. I haven't legit laughed that hard in a long time while you guys were discussing "Toxic Shock". 🤣😂🤣😂
Hate to be that guy however with the Cinematic emergence of "The Iron Claw" all that Toxic Shock does for me is remind me of the poignancy of Mike Von Erich's departure.😔B.W.
@@madbrowniac7871 I was referring to the character Russo created. Not the illness.
SSJ2Phenom: I agree. And it sadly showcases the unending fount of bad taste that this guy inspired. And of course not long ago there was an NXT Female Triumvirate known as "Toxic Attraction."🤔B.W.
This is insane. Total madness. Please continue!
I misheard that and though it was "my teenage love of glue" lol.
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
That... Would explain a LOT about Russo's work in wrestling
Vince Russo vs Jim Cornette... The promos from those guys would be golden..
Yeah but Russo is too scared to fire back.
But he'll go all in on Meltzer, Khan and Wade Keller but won't do it to Bischoff or Cornette
Russo wants to debate him on air and it’s Jim who is too scared.@@seancampbell8585
@@seancampbell8585he has fired back. Look up “Vince Russo’s apology to Jim Cornette” on here
I believe Russo is! Russo knows Cornette will come with that vemon and bury him.. I'm not saying I think that way that's how I see it..@seancampbell8585