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  • @angelashortall9778
    @angelashortall9778 4 місяці тому +1169

    I love how Duolingo realized that that little green guy was freaking everybody out and they just fucking went with it. “oh they think he’s threatening. Let’s turn him into a serial killer!”

    • @enderpichu
      @enderpichu 4 місяці тому +108

      spanish or vanish

    • @ameliarose47
      @ameliarose47 4 місяці тому +45

      They made a plushie of him now

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 місяці тому +23

      Yeah they knew what they were doing

    • @brennenpaslay6809
      @brennenpaslay6809 4 місяці тому +51

      it was a really good marketing strategy though.

    • @RepChris
      @RepChris 4 місяці тому +4

      Isnt the psycho owl a her?

  • @ziero1986
    @ziero1986 4 місяці тому +344

    As a gamer/modder, I've been making the joke that alpha males are the still in development version. If someone is like "omg ur such a beta" I respond with, "well, at least I'm closer to being the final version"

    • @kythca
      @kythca 4 місяці тому +35

      @ziero1986
      I love this. I'm a gamer too and now i'm a little disappointed i didn't think of it first.

    • @gr_pefxnta
      @gr_pefxnta 4 місяці тому

      yeah me too​@@kythcaexcept im an aspiring game dev

    • @gamagama69
      @gamagama69 3 місяці тому +10

      patched after release male

    • @hercar20xx5
      @hercar20xx5 3 місяці тому +8

      I’ve seen this joke but with the alpha referring to alpha particles and their low penetration force

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 3 місяці тому +7

      as an ametaur game dev, if someone unironically says "alpha" i will open an unfinished project and say "oh, like this?" then SHOW ALL THE FUCKING BUGS.

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 4 місяці тому +239

    "Would you mind doing an autism for the lady, please?"
    Okay, that's a good one.

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 4 місяці тому +188

    19:25 My fav retort to alpha males is "Oh sick I love the Omegaverse!" if they don't know it they'll just be confused. If they google it, they're in for a treat.

    • @CEO-of-money
      @CEO-of-money 4 місяці тому +27

      You're evil, good job.

    • @kythca
      @kythca 4 місяці тому +13

      This is great!

    • @garrettwhite3922
      @garrettwhite3922 4 місяці тому +15

      ... I'm laughing and crying because I love the move, but also had to learn what it was just now 😂

    • @CarbonatedCondensation
      @CarbonatedCondensation 4 місяці тому +6

      Brilliant.

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 3 місяці тому +6

      Only real alphas know knots 🪢 😏

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 4 місяці тому +449

    Why do people think hotel rooms magically clean themselves? Of course you have to check out by 11 am and can't check in until 3 pm that only gives the housekeeping staff 4 hours to clean every room that was used the night before.

    • @klikkolee
      @klikkolee 4 місяці тому +62

      I think people are expecting something like this:
      -Customer 1 leaves
      -Hotel Starts cleaning Customer 1's old room
      -Customer 2 arrives, wanting the same type of room as Customer 1
      -Customer 1's old room is not ready for a new guest, so Customer 2 gets a different one
      -Customer 1's old room is done being cleaned
      -Customer 3 arrives, wanting the same type of room as Customer 1
      -Customer 3 could get Customer 1's old room
      So they're expecting that the hotel will always have some number of rooms being cleaned, rather than setting a policy that inconveniences every single customer in exchange for maxing out capacity.

    • @gentuxable
      @gentuxable 4 місяці тому +14

      @@klikkolee so they can charge every customer on an hourly basis with early checkin and late checkout. Capitalism for you.

    • @rachel6239
      @rachel6239 4 місяці тому +5

      Yeah, exactly. If you want to check in early, the person before needs to leave early. If you want to check out late, the next customer has to wait to check in.

    • @fireballfilms
      @fireballfilms 4 місяці тому +5

      i think the idea people are getting at is rooms getting cleaned over night which hotels would not want to waste rooms like that

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 4 місяці тому +4

      I give cleaning staff thanks and extra tips all the time. It's a very underrated service.

  • @patientallison
    @patientallison 4 місяці тому +75

    Amazon employee here. The reason Amazon is a $2 trillion company is because of AWS, Prine Video, Ring, Alexa, Fite TV, etc. Especially AWS. The retail segment is barely profitable, but because its the one most people interact with they dont realize it has terrible margins

    • @OpposingFork
      @OpposingFork 3 місяці тому

      Didn't know amazon hired mentally unstable people

  • @Chromaticsuniverse
    @Chromaticsuniverse 4 місяці тому +206

    *gets killed by a teacup* Mortal Kombat announcer: FATALITEA

  • @Monoprismatic
    @Monoprismatic 4 місяці тому +177

    Jack not knowing who David Mitchell is and saying he, a professional comedian, should "watch a comedy special". I cannot XD

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 4 місяці тому +18

      And yet knowing David, it’s probably a coin flip whether it’s work

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 4 місяці тому

      You cannot what? Eat? Sleep? Drive? Flex your toes? Scratch your armpits? Run a mile? Catch flies with chopsticks? Jam pencils in your eyes? Pass gas on a crowded elevator? Yodel Dixie? Spay fourteen dogs in under an hour? Do the one-legged cage dance of Russia? Stare at the sun until your eyeballs look like raisins? Go on a nine-day shoe shopping spree non-stop without sleep? Skydive with thirty other people and spell out "Hammertime" in the sky? Paint yourself yellow and run through the streets of Paris claiming to be the reincarnation of Liberace? Wear seventeen cardigan sweaters in a steam room? Cook the world's most expensive can of Spam for ten stray cats? Get surgery to get your hands transformed into some sort of lobster-like claws? Stand on a four-story building and yell at clouds and passing airplanes? Ride a Tilt-a-Whirl until you vomit up your spleen? Follow random people on the street and try to make them look at the smiley-face tattoo on your lower back? Chuck cinder blocks over your shoulders until you're buff as Arnold Schwarzenegger? Play duck, duck, goose with four thousand of San Francisco's cutest, most loveable hoboes? You gotta be more specific!

    • @Taekaleaf
      @Taekaleaf 3 місяці тому +2

      DONT THEY LITERALLY HAVE A SERIES DEDICATED TO R/DONTYOUKNOWWHOIAM

  • @jazzycatty
    @jazzycatty 4 місяці тому +584

    THE BOOTS THEMSELVES DON'T HAVE THE FUR?????????????

    • @VanityTheVantropist
      @VanityTheVantropist 4 місяці тому +25

      WHAT???

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 4 місяці тому +35

      mafuyu. mafuyu what do you mean. what has the fur then mafuyu.

    • @VanityTheVantropist
      @VanityTheVantropist 4 місяці тому +16

      @@mizukittyakinyama We may never know😭

    • @mewity
      @mewity 4 місяці тому +8

      we wont know... ​@@mizukittyakinyama

    • @Scev
      @Scev 4 місяці тому +6

      Please tell me if somebody knows😭

  • @InkFoxyUwU
    @InkFoxyUwU 4 місяці тому +289

    Know what? Fuck it imma start "doing an autism" randomly!....wait i already do that?.....oh

    • @ShinTriAce
      @ShinTriAce 4 місяці тому +55

      Become the unskippable cutscene you were meant to be!

    • @peetah_gryffyn
      @peetah_gryffyn 4 місяці тому +28

      Fuck, I need to start researching trains, then

    • @gentuxable
      @gentuxable 4 місяці тому +11

      @@peetah_gryffyn only because I know every train, doesn’t make me autistic!

    • @DareEllis
      @DareEllis 4 місяці тому +14

      My mother claims I used to be able to name every single Thomas the tank engine train. Im not sure i believe that, nor do I fully believe there was over 100 of them. I would fully believe it was untrue if I was not, in fact, an autism. Edit: this was before I had consciousness so that's another thing

    • @SiebayRoo
      @SiebayRoo 4 місяці тому +4

      I already do that with roller coasters. Those have trains.

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 4 місяці тому +67

    I once called Petco and very nearly asked for the 'pet department.' I caught myself just in time though lol.

    • @JMon2021
      @JMon2021 4 місяці тому +4

      I used to work at a Petco and was asked this question once, my brain jammed up before I asked what they needed. The caller was younger so I suspect it was a prank call.

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 4 місяці тому +39

    12:11 As an artist and writer myself, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE! I don’t know what the heck these companies were thinking when they decided to have AI learn how to do all the fun stuff for us and leave us with doing chores that are in fact, *not fun!* Plus it’s becoming a HUGE problem amongst the artist community where people are starting to struggle to tell what art work had actual effort put into it, and which ones were made in literal seconds by a machine, and not to mention, the AI art generators actually steal drawings from other artists and mesh ‘em together to create else. I’ve literally seen some AI generated “art” with other creators’ watermarks on them

    • @Fafr
      @Fafr 3 місяці тому +3

      This whole AI thing is ruining all forms of creation already, though art _is_ the most affected one, it seems. There are now videos with scripts and voice made by AI, a certain kind of "developers" make code by just prompting it, different kinds of articles are written by AI, and much much more
      The reality nowadays is so dystopian, and I hope that one day there will be an end to it, and we'll be able to strike a balance with just actually good usage of the kind of AI we have nowadays

  • @schadenfreude3236
    @schadenfreude3236 4 місяці тому +24

    Why would I go to a movie theater and subject myself to 1) people, 2) children, 3) high priced tickets, 4) way overinflated snack and drink prices, 5) questionably-safe employee hygiene, 6) sticky floors, 7) expired snacks, 8) nasty bathrooms, 9) only moderately-comfortable seats at best, and 10) laws against what me and my girl will probably end up doing halfway into the show?
    Instead, I can pay $15 a month to watch anything I want at any time on any number of streaming services with my better quality sound, big 4k TV on my own couch in my own house, with literally any snack, alcohol, drink, or meal I like. I can pause, use a clean toilet, don't have to deal with teens throwing stuff or strangers with COVID dying in my ear... It's wins all around, other than missing the slightly nostalgic feel of being in a theater.

    • @skypuppeteer
      @skypuppeteer 3 місяці тому +1

      The real major plus for me is being able to pause the movie and be able to go to the bathroom. Like, what else is gonna happen when you get those big ass cups from the movie theater??

    • @schadenfreude3236
      @schadenfreude3236 3 місяці тому +1

      @skypuppeteer - Lol, right? Nothing is worse than sitting there in pain trying to hold it for a slow point in the movie so you can go have a wee. Plus having to use THOSE bathrooms can be scary.

    • @skypuppeteer
      @skypuppeteer 3 місяці тому

      @@schadenfreude3236 real, the one I went to as a kid had ONLY these loud ass hand dryers
      I have ADHD/Autism, so sounds can be very loud and overstimulating, and hand dryers are always awful. I think those ones are the loudest I have ever experienced in my entire life.
      Also, when I was a kid and couldn't hold it as well, I remember hating having to leave because by the time I had gotten back, the scenes had completely changed and I had lost some pivotal information. :(

    • @schadenfreude3236
      @schadenfreude3236 3 місяці тому +1

      @@skypuppeteer - Yeah, it's the worst. Me and my friends used to go to the theater a ton when we were fresh out of high school. There were a lot of good movies coming out at the time, so we were there pretty much every weekend. I've got a touch of the 'tism, too, so sounds and textures really get to me. Sticky floors are the absolute most horrid thing, but being around too many people stresses me out, too. Add to that the hyperfocusing on the movie and not being able to talk myself into getting up and it gets super uncomfortable pretty quickly.

  • @lunarmoon06
    @lunarmoon06 4 місяці тому +82

    Fun fact, the alpha beta omega theory is actually not true. In reality a wolf pack is the two parents (the alphas) as we see it, and their pups who haven't left to start their own family yet.
    The man who created the ABO theory was studying unrelated wolves in captivity. It's like going to a prison and writing an essay on human nature.
    The man who made the theory has tried to get his book unpublished once he saw his mistake but the ABO thing stuck with the public.
    SO if someone says he's an alpha male, he's just saying he's a father lmao

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому +5

      He is the daddy.
      Like I always I thought that wolfs are skinny bears. Like in gay terms, in non-gay terms a guy who is harry but skinny.
      So like if someone says he is alpha, they are saying that they are top.
      But they don't even act like alphas. Alpha must take care of the pack

    • @lunarmoon06
      @lunarmoon06 4 місяці тому +9

      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 well as I said, in the wild alphas don't actually exist. The "alpha pair" is actually just the parents, the other wolves are their children

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому +3

      @@lunarmoon06 Yes but the alpha, the dads and moms take care of the kids.

    • @lunarmoon06
      @lunarmoon06 4 місяці тому +1

      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 oh true yeah, I'm a little slow

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@daniel-teodorcirca7524 i thought the skinny equivalent of bear was an otter? In gay terms, i mean.

  • @BobbyStarsmore
    @BobbyStarsmore 4 місяці тому +144

    1:40
    "Go see a comedy special"
    Jack, my sweet sweet nougat-boy. I love you so very much, but that is David Mitchell. A VERY popular British comedian.

    • @leeshajoi
      @leeshajoi 4 місяці тому +2

      I thought that he looked familiar.

    • @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496
      @kentuckyfriedcommunist9496 4 місяці тому +2

      I KNEW IT

    • @turogamer-oi4nq
      @turogamer-oi4nq 4 місяці тому +1

      oh thank god im not the only one

    • @urbanshadow777
      @urbanshadow777 4 місяці тому +5

      I laughed way to hard when he said it. Mitchell isn't just a good comedian but is one of the best the UK has.

    • @evelynvslife
      @evelynvslife 4 місяці тому +6

      Yeah, bro is the comedy special 😂

  • @guts60
    @guts60 4 місяці тому +22

    Today I learned that testicular torsion is more painful than childbirth. I am not saying this to one up the ladies, but I am saying this because it has only made me more afraid of it happening to me. Why must I be so paranoid?

    • @Mets2015WorldSeries
      @Mets2015WorldSeries 3 місяці тому +4

      Torsion is just scary in general, if it doesn’t get fixed within like 12 hours you lose your balls

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Mets2015WorldSeries If you don’t get it fixed in 12 hours then you must be a trooper for surviving that pain for so long

  • @jacksawack6724
    @jacksawack6724 4 місяці тому +55

    On that first meme, they still do that on basically every single physical media release of movies. Most people just don’t go out of their way to buy them anymore.

  • @Fireprincess161
    @Fireprincess161 4 місяці тому +4

    That last one got me so annoyed. Do they expect rooms to magic themselves clean right away? Or for there to be enough staff to clean each and every room at the exact same time?

  • @ziggiethegreat7738
    @ziggiethegreat7738 4 місяці тому +36

    2:10
    "Sorry, of course you don't. No one uses Apple Pay."

  • @fleurtherabbit
    @fleurtherabbit 4 місяці тому +66

    1:38 Haha that's David Mitchell, he's a famous british guy

  • @nakayoshi93
    @nakayoshi93 4 місяці тому +30

    Oh my god I absolutely will be installing a bookshelf door if I can ever get my own home

    • @ayoayo1044
      @ayoayo1044 4 місяці тому +4

      If you rent and get a nice landlord maybe you can just replace one of the doors temporarily and just take the door with you when you go.

  • @rubynight7857
    @rubynight7857 4 місяці тому +4

    So! About the daddy long legs, I looked this up once, and literally no one knows where the daddy came from.

  • @MarcLesan
    @MarcLesan 4 місяці тому +15

    1:48 I find it so funny that you told comedian David Mitchell to pretend he's watching a comedy special 🥲

  • @sciana21
    @sciana21 4 місяці тому +24

    My theory on why they like DJ's is... just remember how they use their instruments

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому +1

      With hands?
      At night?

    • @sciana21
      @sciana21 4 місяці тому +9

      @@daniel-teodorcirca7524 rubbing the disk with two fingers...

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 4 місяці тому +343

    I'm not here. I'm just a hallucination.

    • @jsphn2008
      @jsphn2008 4 місяці тому +16

      ooooooOOOOOOoooooo

    • @SmokeyMarshmallows
      @SmokeyMarshmallows 4 місяці тому +19

      Bruh, I should not have ate those brownies 😅

    • @Unlucky-budgie
      @Unlucky-budgie 4 місяці тому +2

      It starts with Venus

    • @Javda2008
      @Javda2008 4 місяці тому +1

      So why can I reply to you

    • @derpious267
      @derpious267 4 місяці тому +6

      Hello Mr guy that isn't there

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 4 місяці тому +24

    14:29 It feels so weird to be one of the few people who adored the Wii U and thought Wii's Skyward Sword showed how great motion controls are able to be.

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 4 місяці тому +2

      I just want 1 Wii U game to get ported to the Switch (or its successor, provided that I get it).
      Kirby and the Rainbow Curse.
      It's the ONLY Kirby game I haven't played, and I LOVE the claymation aesthetic.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 4 місяці тому +2

      So it's not just me and my brother that actually liked playing that game with the motion controls
      It was so cool!

    • @jakefromstatefarm6969
      @jakefromstatefarm6969 4 місяці тому +1

      I've got 5x as many hours in the wii u as the switch tbh

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 4 місяці тому +10

    Bro I'm not even 25 and even I remember the Wii. It's not like we ever got a different console, we only have this second-hand Wii.

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm only 15 and I HAD a wii, do people not remember it or something?
      I'm not that far in the video maybe this question will be outdated

    • @ashberrington1596
      @ashberrington1596 4 місяці тому +1

      I remember loving Wii Sports Resort as a kid, and Mario Kart. I'm 20, it's not that old. I guess it's just that technology ages a lot faster than humans so it becomes old and obsolete a lot quicker.
      Edit: The Wii was released in 2006. So it's about 18 years old.

    • @onlykflow
      @onlykflow 4 місяці тому +1

      the wiiu also uses wiimotes and was replaced in like 2017

  • @Nyahahameha
    @Nyahahameha 4 місяці тому +6

    No, screw you, that Ratatouille sequel idea at 16:37 is _awesome._ I want that so bad.

  • @barryausten3578
    @barryausten3578 4 місяці тому +23

    @1:37 My boy, David Mitchell, absolutely did not deserve this.

    • @Nukie144
      @Nukie144 4 місяці тому +2

      Jack is the baddie and should check his cap for a skull

  • @lkf8799
    @lkf8799 3 місяці тому +2

    Your voice when you read the Faceboot post killed me 😂

  • @Vicar_Tineamica
    @Vicar_Tineamica 4 місяці тому +15

    19:20 As a furry I would like to ask to not group me in with the "alpha men" and clarify that the idea that wolf packs have a "alpha wolf" is a myth. Even the person who came up with the term realized it was a mistake and asked publishers to stop posting the book they made that popularized the concept. The publishers however continued publishing the money making misinformation.

  • @ImRex_Cn
    @ImRex_Cn 4 місяці тому +28

    Finally the dopamine I was lacking through the whole day is here!

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 4 місяці тому +4

    20:05 the difference between the late check in and early check out times is to give the cleaning staff the time to clean up the room and prepare it for the next guests that stay in the room.

  • @josecoronadonieto6911
    @josecoronadonieto6911 4 місяці тому +31

    Wendigoon, the one about the printer shenanigans has a YT channel, S tier channel.

  • @Dxpress_
    @Dxpress_ 3 місяці тому +2

    11:13 Thanks to this person's attitude.
    I never understood why people think someone sharing a similar situation they've gone through means "they're trying to make it all about them", when no, they're genuinely showing how much they understand how you're feeling because they've experienced something that made them feel that way before. They're sharing something you can both relate to and connect with. It's an empathetic response.
    Like, would you rather they just say "damn, that sucks" instead?

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 4 місяці тому +4

    15:44- the HP printer I had used since around 2006 essentially got bricked when Flash support ended a while back.

  • @AnonimusQualquer
    @AnonimusQualquer 4 місяці тому +2

    I usually have no problem understanding the different bathroom signs. But 4:05 really leaves me baffled as they could be interpreted either way.

  • @TheOnlyFMP
    @TheOnlyFMP 4 місяці тому +6

    Printing has changed.
    ID-tagged printers with ID-tagged cartridges, use ID-tagged paper. Computers inside their casings enhance and regulate their abilities.
    User control, information control, printing control, office control… Everything is monitored and kept under control.

    • @justananonymousperson7011
      @justananonymousperson7011 2 місяці тому

      Bring back the dot matrix, and all that old stuff, the stuff that is reliable and can't be remotely shut down by the manufacturer so you have to buy their "upgrade"

  • @Armrd.Alisandre
    @Armrd.Alisandre 4 місяці тому +1

    "Boots with the fur"
    God I feel old, see everyone, there was this trend at some point in the early 2000 where boots had this whole fuzzy leg warmer kind of thing, usually in bright colors like pink or purple, but yeah, the boots had the fur in them

  • @aquamarinerose5405
    @aquamarinerose5405 3 місяці тому +1

    Hotel check-in/check-out times make slightly more sense if you stop and think about it.
    They want to get people out early and get them in late so that there's a period in the middle of the day where they can get the beds ready for the next person who'll take it.

  • @thatonewitch
    @thatonewitch 4 місяці тому +8

    11:41
    Yeah I had learned recently that a lot of ppl normally consider you telling a similar story to their troubles as you trying to overshadow them
    *That and it seems that the ones who do tell a similar story to someone's troubles as a way to reassure them are generally neurodivergent*

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 4 місяці тому +2

      Yuuuup. I just don't get it. Isn't that the whole point of a conversation? To relate? To interact?
      Another one for me is that, to show I'm listening, I naturally repeat small pieces of what the speaker is saying. Not loud enough to cut in, but just to assure myself I'm following. This drives some people INSANE. Though I'm a little validated since I discovered that this is actually standard in certain other countries.

  • @bw-leftturnracing7779
    @bw-leftturnracing7779 4 місяці тому +17

    >Non political twitter video
    >Political ad
    >😐

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 4 місяці тому +4

    16:50 little fun fact: "Ratwurst" would mean "council sausage".

  • @adamkaufman724
    @adamkaufman724 4 місяці тому +25

    1:40 that's David Mitchell, i think? He's a VERY funny comedian.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 4 місяці тому +11

      I thought so too. Which made Jack telling him to go to a comedy show even more hilarious

  • @Fakenamelance
    @Fakenamelance 4 місяці тому +6

    15:43 Well, there's your problem. You trusted HP for some reason.

  • @limezillaofficial
    @limezillaofficial 4 місяці тому +69

    "Bagel."
    - Lime

  • @dark_galaxyy
    @dark_galaxyy 4 місяці тому +3

    7:24 I’ve seen it, it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds 😭

  • @lukeflanagan1307
    @lukeflanagan1307 4 місяці тому +1

    I once had to make a poster for a forensics class. The day I brought it in, the teacher said that it needed to be tri-fold (it was flat). Five minutes with a ruler and a scalpel and that damn thing was tri-fold. I still have it.

  • @MrSirSquishy
    @MrSirSquishy 4 місяці тому +13

    3:50
    Plot Twist: They lead to the same bathroom.

  • @underwailer
    @underwailer 4 місяці тому +41

    Fun fact hermit crabs live 15 years in captivity and 40 years in the wild

    • @lunarnightingales8651
      @lunarnightingales8651 4 місяці тому +8

      ....that's not a very fun fact :'(

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому

      They gonna be food anyway

    • @lunarnightingales8651
      @lunarnightingales8651 4 місяці тому +12

      @@daniel-teodorcirca7524 might be a hot take, but an animal living a long, natural life in the wild and then being eaten by predators is significantly less upsetting than an animal living for half its natural lifespan in captivity and then dying due to neglect.

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому +4

      @@lunarnightingales8651 Is not hot take I believe all animals should live in natural their enviroment but dogs, esoecialy the ones that looks like teddy bears. Like they are teddy bears where elese could the live except for our house.

    • @fireballfilms
      @fireballfilms 4 місяці тому +11

      a domesticated dog's natural habitat is a human's home

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 4 місяці тому +2

    18:31 - 4-5pm is tea time in the UK, no? It will also make sure you've put at least a bit of water into your system...

  • @TheAutisticKiwi
    @TheAutisticKiwi 4 місяці тому +1

    4:40 at the start of the music video, Flo Rida is clearly seen next to a girl with fuzzy boots, indicating that the boots actually did have fur

  • @-disappointedoj-6786
    @-disappointedoj-6786 4 місяці тому +1

    For the last one, as a former hotel maid. It is so we have time to get through all the rooms and can properly clean them.

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 4 місяці тому +3

    To the last person: Hotel check-in times are like that because most people only spend their nights in hotels.

  • @LanternCat
    @LanternCat 4 місяці тому +5

    7:56 tell me why I immediately got a duolingo reminder to do my lesson right then

  • @Ceo0fBr4wlStar5
    @Ceo0fBr4wlStar5 4 місяці тому +10

    18:05 Me: Turns up sound to hear the dialogue
    Random Explosions: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @QuiteFamiliar
    @QuiteFamiliar 4 місяці тому +8

    1:42 aww what did david Mitchell ever do to you :(

  • @M_Alexander
    @M_Alexander 4 місяці тому +1

    Fun Fact: coffins have six corners, being wider at the shoulders. Caskets are rectangular.

  • @themuch21
    @themuch21 4 місяці тому +1

    Don't let anybody tell you that the fur is seperate. Fur trimmed boots were pretty popular at the time as well. Look at the music video, you won't see somebody with boots amd a furry jacket, but you'll see somebody with fur trimmed boots

  • @Lexiz2902
    @Lexiz2902 4 місяці тому +3

    19:57 I used to work at a hotel and it should be obvious, but this is so housekeeping can spend the day turning over your room for the next guest.

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 4 місяці тому +1

    as a side note for the hotel check in/out times: its so the cleaners have time to clean the rooms between guests. Do *you* want to sleep in the same sheets, on the same pillowcase, with the same blankets, as whatever stranger used last night?

  • @nebulan
    @nebulan 4 місяці тому +2

    I worked for a shop that did IT for a much bigger org and sometimes when i had issues i didn't know who to call because we were ALL IT.

    • @nebulan
      @nebulan 4 місяці тому

      3:39 what um part of what makes a relationship is that you've found each other. The bachelor is not a realistic scenario to meet people in

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@nebulan Is like is not enough to that insecurity always existed but now you can see everyhere or cheating or if you aren't perfect beter relationships.
      They are like think if it would choose you if. But they aren't like think if you met if.
      Like the chance to real met someone are small.

  • @stevenanderson6407
    @stevenanderson6407 4 місяці тому +10

    1:52 pretty sure that's David Mitchell of Peep Show or That Mitchell and Webb Look and the person just took a picture of a still from their tv

  • @Ahnelix_Mask
    @Ahnelix_Mask 4 місяці тому +1

    the fact that onedrive literally saved my ass once when my pc shut off and never turned on again

  • @mindofbeasts
    @mindofbeasts 3 місяці тому +1

    4pm too early for alcohol?? Who the fuck defined that

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter 4 місяці тому +44

    Fun fact about our favourite snack, Jack: when he spots me in the wild, he replies to me. I live rent free in your head, *_Jaddy._*
    But it's all in good fun :D

    • @piecheese1214
      @piecheese1214 4 місяці тому +6

      You really just out here with Latias inflation art for a pfp, huh?
      Not gonna lie, I kinda respect your courage.

    • @Just_a_commenter
      @Just_a_commenter 4 місяці тому +6

      @@piecheese1214 It's actually a different variety of weird: vore. That said, thank you for the tentative respect :b

    • @joshburrell-rb5md
      @joshburrell-rb5md 4 місяці тому +1

      I’m pretty sure you’ve been commenting since 2020 lmao

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 місяці тому +2

      You have LATIAS VORE for a PFP?

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 місяці тому +2

      You have LATIAS VORE for a PFP?

  • @julianmrgl9568
    @julianmrgl9568 4 місяці тому +10

    "Watching the comedy special"? Dude he is a comedian. Admittedly his humour is dry in every way

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 4 місяці тому +9

    1:50 That's David Mitchell.
    He's a comedian, famously happily married to a TV presenter. Who is very pretty.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 місяці тому +2

      And hilarious to watch learn to ride a bicycle on Taskmaster.

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta 4 місяці тому +1

      ...and whose logic is almost as relentless as his! (Victoria Coren-Mitchell)

  • @hmnhntr
    @hmnhntr 4 місяці тому +1

    11:14
    THANK YOU
    Seriously, when did people decide it was rude to do this? Maybe, if you tell a story, and the only acceptable response is everyone fawning about it, and you think someone is rude for also having a life and sharing a similar experience, *you're* the rude one?

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +22

    2:55 GAH! My name is Luke, and I'm Autistic! I coincidentally have 3.141592653589793238462643383279, the first 30 decimals of Pi, memorized, and occasionally play Satisfactory for fun.

    • @paxmeier915
      @paxmeier915 4 місяці тому +3

      Why would one play Satisfactory not for fun?

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +2

      @@paxmeier915 many people would NOT play Satisfactory because it isn't fun for them to Streamline Resource Production, transport, and Manufactory.

    • @bentheinkling6570
      @bentheinkling6570 4 місяці тому

      ​@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 As someone who has watched Let's Game It Out, who says it has to be streamlined?

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 місяці тому +2

      Gah! My name is NOT Luke, and I’m autistic, and I coincidentally have all 100 digits of pi recognised

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 4 місяці тому +2

      As a fellow Luke who isn't even autistic (I think?), 30 is kinda low my guy. Go on and memorize more for the fun of it

  • @Moxezo
    @Moxezo 4 місяці тому +1

    19:37 I'm 14 and this is a significant part of my life, even when I was less than like 8. You aren't old if you know the Wii, you are a baby if you don't

  • @RulerOfWoopers
    @RulerOfWoopers 4 місяці тому

    7:09 As a person who takes everything that people say about me to heart, that “who asked” trend absolutely wrecked my mental health. It made me spiral into a depression as I felt like nobody cared about what I have to say or how I feel. It hurts, man.

  • @kireta21
    @kireta21 4 місяці тому +10

    15:44 that's why I'm proud owner of ink-tank printer. No cartidges. No account. No subscription. No cloud storage. Just a cable and $10 bottles of ink that last a year

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 4 місяці тому +3

      Laser printer. It only prints black, that's the downside (but also what I need most). Cartridge lasts forever. Last changed it 7 years ago I think. 🤔

    • @saundraaa
      @saundraaa 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@sylverscale there's color ones!! its amazing, i will literally never buy another printer

  • @Ajescent
    @Ajescent 4 місяці тому +1

    1:37 I will not have you talking trash about David Mitchell, that man is a legend!

  • @kiwiguy72
    @kiwiguy72 4 місяці тому +2

    1:48 That is David Mitchell, a very funny British comedian! Jack, you should be ashamed for not knowing that!

  • @ghostdragon2282
    @ghostdragon2282 4 місяці тому

    Quiet dialogue is one of the reasons I like watching dubs. You can hear them better most of the time.

  • @something1600
    @something1600 4 місяці тому +6

    1:49 dude, don't dis David Mitchell.

  • @lilygamingtheories1410
    @lilygamingtheories1410 День тому +1

    5:12 bro I just genuinely learned this, I always thought they where talking about the fuzzy boots

  • @Everythingthe1st
    @Everythingthe1st 4 місяці тому +1

    I've seen the thumbnail for this video used for several other videos, and every time I read it as "That's not bisexual lightning" and now I want someone to make an image of bisexual lightning.

    • @daniel-teodorcirca7524
      @daniel-teodorcirca7524 4 місяці тому

      @@Everythingthe1st There was once something with bisexual ligthing and confusing the cops lights with bisexuals light.

  • @SamuraiPipotchi
    @SamuraiPipotchi 4 місяці тому +1

    1:48 That is David Mitchel. He usually is the comedy special and is known for his cynical undertones.
    In other words: He may actually be watching a comedy special in that picture.

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 4 місяці тому +1

    Where in Rhode Island is that pizza place, I live here and I must know how to acquire the mafia's dough

  • @Chromaticsuniverse
    @Chromaticsuniverse 4 місяці тому +6

    If mercury toxic then why it rainbow, me want to drink it, yummy

  • @WholeWheatWhale
    @WholeWheatWhale Місяць тому

    My robot vacuum is named Eddie. I tell him 'good job' every morning after he vacuums at night.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 3 місяці тому

    11:05 - If they put that much work into the building, it might tell you that they have to do that to keep people working there... My sister used to work for a company that had slides, themed buildings, an amazing cafeteria & all that... and the burn out rate was hella high.

  • @drchunkalicious
    @drchunkalicious 4 місяці тому +3

    Why'd they have to put David Mitchell on blast like that

  • @garythomas738
    @garythomas738 4 місяці тому

    Not knowing who David Mitchell is and saying to pretend he’s at a comedy festival… If he were, he’d be the one on stage 😂

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 3 місяці тому

    6:26
    _Yes._ One time my dogs accidentally got loose and ran across the neighborhood. One dog immediately crossed the road, went over to a neighbor and started wagging her tail in excitement.
    Another time, that same dog slipped out of her collar and when we caught her, she rolled over on her back because she thought she was about to get a belly rub.
    Thankfully this hasn't happened again, lol.

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow 4 місяці тому +1

    14:16 That's me with Brokeback Mountain and The Notebook; I HATE those movies 😂

  • @zeeedonk
    @zeeedonk 4 місяці тому +6

    1:38 dont diss my goat david mitchell

  • @hercar20xx5
    @hercar20xx5 3 місяці тому +1

    5:09
    “Furry suits were trendy at the time” is hilarious out of context

  • @Actualbowlofsoup
    @Actualbowlofsoup 4 місяці тому +1

    7:06 dont forget “i aint readin allat” even when i also disagree with the person who wrote the essay i lose respect for the individual

  • @Bruhtatochip742
    @Bruhtatochip742 4 місяці тому

    2:41 it's from his lecture notes that never had a thought at publication, give the thousands year corpse a break

  • @GhostGecko
    @GhostGecko 4 місяці тому +9

    1:40 IS THAT DAVID MITCHELL?????

  • @something-about-sunflowers
    @something-about-sunflowers 3 місяці тому

    17:42 Bold of them to assume Leonard Cohen ever _finished_ writing 'Hallelujah'; He wrote _so_ many alternate verses to that song it could just keep going on and on and on.

  • @aetriandimitri190
    @aetriandimitri190 4 місяці тому

    11:30 one of my biggest fears ngl is people thinking im just trying to steal spotlight even in a one to one conversation. I just find it easier to go "ive gone through similar in this way so i know how youre feeling, you aren't alone" than "damn thats crazy, sorry, sorry, sorry, im so sorry"
    Never had that fear until one person who was venting said "stop makig it about yourself" when i was just trying to show i understand what theyre going through so i relate and since then im just incredibly self conscious about trying to help people

  • @Malcipher2099
    @Malcipher2099 4 місяці тому +1

    I hate how none of these videos ever include the post in the thumbnail.

  • @MidMoonStar
    @MidMoonStar 3 місяці тому +1

    18:40 water enjoyers are over here being like look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation 4 місяці тому

    Jack’s pronunciation of guillotine is so funny to me for some reason 😂

  • @zigrakudo4092
    @zigrakudo4092 3 місяці тому

    Remember how we would sometimes shorten the year of a date to the last 2 digits? back in '99, many computer softwares were using that system. Once the year 2000 arrives, it would be written as '00 but interpreted as 1900. That would cause many data to break down, and the worst cases would involve banks and monetary institutions. Which would cause disastrous economical damage.

  • @bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange
    @bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange 4 місяці тому +1

    11:20 oh thank god, i am never good at comforting people so I always say something to connect with them. Example - (friend) "I have contradicting feelings" (me) - "Well, one time I felt like that too, but.." very happy some people find it as socially acceptable